Binging Isekai Smartphone Abridged TRAUMATIZED Me...

ladies and gentlemen it has just come to my attention that something witty entertainment the team that has created Sword Art Online Abridged has also created smartphone Abridged and as someone who absolutely loves [ __ ] on the smartphone isekai anime I am all here for it you will not believe this but I actually did watch this anime when it came out like five years ago or whatever and I hated it it was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life so I am more than excited to see smartphone Abridged and Tackle about exactly all the ways this is better because if this even makes me smile once it's better the original smartphone isakai anime bro it felt like the time that someone nutted in my coffee to the realm of Heaven yo Heaven I love what you've done with the place bro this dude is so bad every time I see him I'm like wow you made Kirito stand out more it's very minimalist oh well there's much more to Heaven than this 555 platform for instance there are way more clouds and like you wouldn't believe would you like a heart I would love a harp let's go they're in storage yo this is already so much better than the actual smartphone ASA guy you probably do not realize how bad this isakai is I feel like most people haven't actually watched this so most people don't actually realize just how awful it is so uh to what do I owe the pleasure oh you're dead homie uh God you can call me God oh of course that's not conceited how silly of me doy right listen Toya I am suffering right now it's almost as cringe as it was in the actual I'm afraid I have some bad news what guy we gotta talk about today's sponsor surf shark VPN what just happened what you are somewhere between moderately and absolutely completely did oh is that all it's fine I understand everyone has to die sometime it must have just been my time right Honestly though this sounds like the kind of thing he would have said in the actual anime like he was like this happy-go-lucky idiot he like finds out he's dead and he's like so I am well had to happen eventually ah about that what's wrong is there something you want to say God well yes there is Young Toya and uh actually it was my bad that you died oopsie thankfully your friendly disposition may help me deliver the news whatever do you mean you weren't supposed to live for another 70 you are bad [ __ ] me god well I sort of kind of maybe through 1.5 lightning bolts at you while you were on the toilet and uh oops I'm very sorry it's okay everyone makes mistakes after all to air is human oh I made a joke I'm such a goober bro I should have made you a comedian instead of uh oh boy the guy who cares cancer okay oh no no Victoria make it up to you you want a penthouse in heaven has a great view of the uh clouds you want a harp I can get one from Storage oh I couldn't possibly really it's fine no no really I'm just beside myself please blank check I will give you anything you want what do I gotta do to make this ah well golly this is just reminding me of how actually insufferable the anime is because he was also kind of similar I mean I guess if you really pushed me on it I guess I'd like to be transported to another world with a smartphone I'd like to be God oh [ __ ] you want now you heard damn man whoa this this took a real twist what just happened old man though there is bene Miss understand well what did you expect from the person you accidentally he was actually following the source material until bam he wasn't holy crap this is genius I was so subverted right now I thought they were just gonna like make fun of the actual show the whole time in the sense that uh like he's like a happy-go-lucky oh you killed me no problemsies oh you want me to send me to another world to defeat the demon king oh no probsies oh I can take something I'll just take my smartphone no no issue God I thought he was gonna like play up that nonchalance but he was starting his Joker Arc with lightning on the toilet and was oh my God is is he guilt-shaming him funny see this is why you weren't a comedian or the guy who cured cancer look you're gonna take your gosh on Heaven Penthouse and you're gonna be grateful unless you want me to send you downstairs oh you don't want to do that there's lots of people down there that you don't want hearing about this oh loose lips my man's gaslighting God oh oh dude I'm shaking right now they've managed to turn absolute steaming pile of dog water into potentially the craziest goddamn most fantastic Easter guy protagonist of all time okay that's ominous what does that mean I put a pin in that Bubby I gotta make a call Bobby who are you calling you're dead Lucy hey Lucy are you calling Satan his friends call him Lucy howdy Robert oh it's Damian there's no Damien preschool already they grow up so fast you're 15. you can't relate to that love I say oh yeah that's just God in the background yeah I'll tell let me said that talking of turns out that I'm dead yeah oh yeah I know guess how it's a great story all right all right just hang up the phone all right all right sorry I gotta go Lucy great catching up though we gotta talk more often kisses mwah don't you kiss Satan don't you kiss phone Satan in front of me oh what is going on right now I am shaking I cannot I have never ever experienced something like this in my life I'm at the edge of my seat I need to know what happens I actually saw this entire animal and I can't even speak anymore I saw this entire isekai smartphone dog [ __ ] this this is the worst isakai anime in mountains of bad isekai anime this is the worst of it and they turned it all on its head so easily without changing a single scene or image I know who it was he says he loves you no he would say that that son of a [ __ ] isn't he your son so I can't make it God but I can give you the next best thing how does this grab you I'm listening I can't send you back to your world where is it me but I can send you to another world with lots of anime women it's jiggling titties a better world with magic and adventure and it you're smart phone uh I mean it's kind of old a new smartphone a future smartphone an iPhone 20 no 30. does it have a headphone jack it pipes music directly into your brain I'd rather have a headphone jack it can do both now cause you're so picky all right I'm like halfway there bro this is such a better way for him to be in the Medieval World with a smartphone then God kills him by accident is like ah listen I'll uh I'll send you to another world but but pick something that you want to take with you smartphone let's win that pot baby can't leave port if you don't raise that sale all right you just be the best okay at everything magic fighting girls they're a skill now you'll be set for life anything else I can do for you your highness just one last little thing oh I want your phone number and when I call it I want you to answer oh three rings or less oh God or I'll just have to call someone else oh my God this absolute Savage blackmailing twisting little [ __ ] over here he is setting himself up for everything this is p is pink eye right now I am so awful well I was made in your image sir oh my god dude he went from like the happy-go-lucky G willikers gosh darn it straight up into the oh my God what just happened yeah right a second [ __ ] get out of my five by five it was that easy it was that easy [Music] and so it begins [Music] [Applause] I like my my ending I like how mine did better but okay all right whatever hmm I wonder what there is to do in this world I guess I should ask brother he's gonna annoy God he's gonna really call him man oh no you just left what do you want oh good you picked up you learned quickly I like that in a subordinate that was one and a half Rings though maybe we can get that down to a one ringer maybe half a ring set some goals you're being very so what's there to do around here what do I what do I guess well not yet but maybe with some hustle you can work your way up you don't normally oh my God this I cannot what am I watching right now people [ __ ] oh you know how to read the language around these parts Mr doyer I uh probably not being that it's a mix of Klingon and endangeredic language of Kenya can you read the clicking parts of the hollow well if you ask nicely no no you're lying oh it's all right guys I gotta put you on speaker real quick speaker don't you put God on speaker you're on speaker and looks like there's nothing around for Miles yeah yeah but I'll read your own Tombstone [ __ ] can somebody say Tombstone [ __ ] what is even going on right now wow that's a cool feature thanks God why why hello my name is Mike the millionaire and I'd like to become Mike the clothes owner will you help this small town millionaire well achieve his big time dreams hmm what by trading me your clothes hmm for many golden coins hmm yeah you're better than this this just don't [ __ ] don't don't do it bro please oh you're breaking my balls Mike tell you what throwing a new set of Duds and you got yourself a deal but even a lot of poor anyway I wish to smell them never mind okay let's listen please let's go no stop enough Mike I'll give it to you go away please what did I just say inside of my explicitly sexual manner that is a red flag cool so do you guys do like receipts or there will be time for that later young Master first allow me to Regale you with Tales of my explicitly sexual manner oh please don't do that actually and now that you know what lies in store for you in the foyer the dining room and the Book Nook you can only imagine the high stakes orgasms of the ballroom that's crazy that that's just crazy that's wild that's nuts that's crazy the cape was the first red flag the pedo stash doesn't help either you take this the wrong way Mike but I wish you died in infancy Tombstone [ __ ] 445 over here my apologies as recompense please accept many Golden Girls let's go let's freaking go as a favor to you I will do that it has not been a pleasure Mike goodbye forever goodbye new best friend Mike drowning in a two inch Pond if a two foot dick couldn't choke me a two-inch Pond could not possibly do the job goodbye last line Mike I still have to pay this mic guy dude there is no character in the entire actual isekai smartphone anime that is actually as good as Mike hey for data we're not even send the bill the church thus to restate my thesis give us at least all your money or perhaps if you're destitute we could offer you a hug oh my God that's the Kirito voice and steal thus stealing from you twice got him I got him indeed Greg we're so good at crimes how many times do I have to explain this playlist Greg [Music] into Rob us with one it is not a viable weapon what the [ __ ] is that it is not sharp Greg dude I hate this show so much the actual freaking show is so bad I like he just walks up to them with like a shiny stick he's like give me your money as it is made of [ __ ] diamonds it is worth a lot of money if you sell it you get way more than the no money that we have Greg looking at you as well Thomas how dare you migrate What the freaking is this supposed to be grandmother gave me this diamond stabbing Implement on her deathbed she told me to only give it to the woman I'd marry someday I could never dishonor her memory by selling it now give us your golden coins oh we'll stab you between two and 79 times oh you know Sean the dark Thomas will you marry me yeah Greg yeah now what is it you know and I know I feel what is going on in the middle of this song robbery please stop a special moment would you ladies by chance be in need of some assistance yeah yeah you shattered his grandma's Diamond there his Grandmama was buried in that skunk about drug that was diamond everything's in slow motion yeah this is literally what happened in the anime also by the way like it's so bad it's so bad oh that did not sound good that's not they added this math right here this one this map that wasn't there good so your bones wouldn't have to be stronger than diamonds would they Thomas you never answered me when Thomas's spinal column crumpled like a damp paper towel did that imply to you a wealth of structural Integrity yeah I'm really just grasping straws never killed a man before quick sidebar what's your country stance on murder oh it's widely accepted troubling but convenient maybe I can go pro with this let's go I don't [Music] my name is Toya learn it well hi there hi there learn it well this is getting my new opening hey ladies my name is Magnolias Von winterflinkel learn it well my name is Elise and this is my twin sister lens thank you for saving us I have the Fantastic ass she has the Fantastic boobs that is our personalities in this entire anime yes that's really their entire Personalities in this entire anime I'm not even joking I mean we could have saved ourselves but whatever can we ever repay you um we don't know him [ __ ] well being that you do totally owe me I like tea God you freaking idiot stop it please oh you poor deprived child why don't I teach you the magic of tea I hate this man so much say over T oh man's whipping out the rizzler over here man's freaking rizzling everywhere [Music] hot leaf juice there is no way bro I cannot do this I'm telling you I just I just do not believe it I actually have black magic I'm on fire tonight I I am Joseph joestar next thing you say is bro ain't no way I love how everyone in chat every time I do this everyone at Jack goes pre-watched lamal you literally recommended this you're right wet you're right I don't think I like it very much can I have more of course you can have anything no this isn't England where people are used to the nicer things of life like tea and getting stabbed on the subway yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry what do you want pumpkin please don't call my sister pumpkin you got it long hair I say it with me Elise oh I'm so sorry I'm just terrible with names I use nicknames as a coping mechanism I hope I haven't offended you long hair Workshop that nickname good call clown nose yes yes put her in her place put her in her place what else oh sorry I guess it's not that red cool so she's distracted muffin What's your deal and your thing so how do you make money in this world now they already both have more personalities than the actual characters in the actual [ __ ] show for me all the tea tea time is the meantime for tea calm down calm down breathe nosy what you got well if you really want some coin we could take on a quest a quest you say show me this Quest this is The Adventurous Guild quest board you can find all sorts of work here the more difficult the quest the more salty to me me d t for me all the TT time is the me time he literally roofied this girl money you'll get for completing it okay okay so I can't read any of this who wants to read them aloud for me you can't read I may or may not be able to read but either way I choose not to he's so real for that he just like me I don't read subtitles and there's some nice fine juicy jiggling bouncing voluptuous anime fight scenes going on I just don't read the subtitles okay we could do this one looks like this Quest here could get us as much as four what Hopper pieces each gold coins are worth more than copper coins right like a lot more damn he's just a math wizard you ask well how much is this worth here [Music] that's what it's all about save them from Crooks save their lives buy them food none of that will get those panties drooling ladies and gentlemen Monday Monday that's all you need ladies and gentlemen let this be a lesson to you you can be hot you can be awesome you could do them favors you could save their lives but if you got money Monday you'll be just fine so if you live modestly you'll never have to work a day in your life oh damn that was all because Eric the tombstone [ __ ] wanted to smell his clothes my God huh yeah I'm not gonna do that why not would you consider owning a fleet of conjoined helicarriers each with its own Department of luxury encased in gold and cruising above the Earth brother not to be a modest living I have no idea what the [ __ ] if you would use a modest living you mean I don't abuse the absolute [ __ ] out of this isakai slavery thing actually this is why that guy was not me that that's what he would say him you know because he has Satan on speed dial like that that's what he would I personally think that's horrible I modest living that is what I want I just want to live in a modest modest life modest life of Living me and yoshikage Kira literally the same person they don't have many gold coins you don't think big enough not like me I got big time dreams hella carrier dreams and step numerology nothing teach me all the magic muffin tell him no God knows he gave me tea I owe him a life dad toy take this okay now use it wait so this is literally how he used learned to use magic in the actual [ __ ] anime the anime was let me remind you very bad let me remind you a second time very bad you're welcome very bad take it no I know not the Helicarrier like it was like hey you should I want to learn magic and she's like oh okay take this Crystal oh my God he's the greatest magic user in the history of time that's crazy that's literally how it happened oh all the magic Silence by loyal but homely attendant these new this man is like if Andrew Tate was in he's a guy's smartphone what has he been going on right now must be tested quickly find me a victim I have nothing but respect for you Samurai that's what I say every time I see a samurai the you partner oh my what the [ __ ] shall we Spar his equals it is free friends a horde there ain't no grouping of friends I prefer more well right now what the hell man Maiden I the great Toya shall save you by the way just just wanted to remind you that this this is actual clips from the actual anime because he literally learned magic like in a jiffy and is already incredibly Opie this anime sucks tests seem inconclusive we should go does anyone know how to glue a face back on now we should go now let's go right now well you done killed all my friends back there you know what that means don't you film boy Arc means I'll be needing some new friends yeah y'all got an opening I had references but uh just like what happens to me every time like I collab with a bunch of people and I show them some stuff or whatever I ruin their lives friendship over get new friends it's just the meta the recycling Door of Friendship isn't that beautiful isn't that beautiful because everyone you truly love will leave you at some point so you might as well have that mindset of just get ready to go just revolve that freaking door baby he's just like me for real yeah I have no strong feelings about this girls how about you handle this one as much as Toya did murder all your friends why can't you pick up drifters off the street bro also if there is another uh feminine presenting character in the group that means less dick for her so like honestly this is just as rough I'm I'm sorry did you suggest that I can't do something oh through what mechanism do you think you could stop me you know what I'm gonna trade congratulations you're hired hooray henceforth you shall be known as the name's yai God you shall be known as futa hold on there one bow tubo Red Bull there's a process to this or you can just call me Yai it took real no you fool we are calling you finnester got to stand up to me like you just did you get to keep your name damn because I am Petty as well as powerful and fickle for real so true what a God this man I love him so much why because I am fine this is [ __ ] whoever came up with this whoever sat down and was like we're gonna make an Abridged of smartphone it's gonna be one episode one shot we are gonna create the most Petty [ __ ] of a main character of all time you're [ __ ] you're not wrong just downloading new personalities as he walks through this world Forest what to the forest sure where'd you go get this card and these are your horses and these women where'd you get the women don't lie to you you kept them from an encounter in the bar I bought them with my money first part to reassure us he seems like a stand-up guy might receive received from selling my clothes no to an insane pervert [Laughter] streamer in the world that like sells their used underwear or whatever he's living off that only Fan's money bro he's living off that only fans right Zoe has used [ __ ] to perverts man tell less truth next time they got you this book oh how corrective you Muffin now you give me something uh uh is that a penis reference bang you boy that's an outdoor conversation if I've ever heard one who wants to read this book to me depends on what's in it finding out would involve reading at least the title and well I'm alert I thought you said you couldn't read on account of my crippling allergy it's a book of no magic no magic that wasn't one of the types of magic you taught me you withheld information oh my God I like that Punisher there's no magic sorry I apologize I don't want you to punish her I was specific to the person oh so you didn't think that I was a person but bro I love how he just twists nothing into this [ __ ] this is literally what I do for a living you wound me muffin Sensei and you pound nose yo what was that that sound the toy you warned me I love that can you just say I in the most annoying voice possible came up in Sensei and you who knows I'm busting you all the way down to thunder thighs exactly you failed to stop this travesty and are therefore complicit in her misdeeds oh true true why are they still here who cares y'all are fun as are you guy as are you he's so bad I freaking hate this man but I love him I have summoned lizards with the equivalent strength of your average store-bots lizard oh way that's crazy weaknesses or strengths they're only weakness sure it's okay yeah good job gang we took down the lizards with no weaknesses they also had no strengths and with any luck history we'll only remember the first thing we owe you our lives being that we're allergic to fighting there's no way we could oppose those lizards [Laughter] ha ha ha oh my God stop it no the lizards with no strings and no weaknesses were defeated by them because the people allergic to fighting we're out here trying okay I have these these guys are like these guys big storm troopers look like actual Gods so many questions for you yeah there's no time the Mistresses Butler is dying and no no if I wanted like some one-piece [ __ ] play there to be more time while I wouldn't fight you on it of course no this is the worst thing in the world it's so good this is your average isekai characters that are on a quest that the main character's Squad bumps into just three people that are allergic to fighting with some [ __ ] side quest that'll get them some gimmicky deus ex machina gimmick who's it ah yeah that going up so violently a piece of fun was launched inside him I love how they know the plot is [ __ ] and they're like the plot is so bad we're gonna make it even worse we're gonna make this plot even more [ __ ] there are some thought let's shut up thoughtless people oh man move aside man I'm going to heal him all right that I'm alive bro has a lizard [ __ ] in his chest for the rest of his life now I hope you like it old man hey Miss praise is spring chicken and Justice those are the sounds of Vitality yeah I'm a wizard such a wonderful it's a dub we must return to my home in the capital Duke Orlean will reward you with anyone you want anyone well that sounds wait did you say anything yeah this is an isikai obviously there's slaves obviously the slaves of boobs I'll be oblique the slaves with boobs are loyal because they're half animal creature easy dub let's go that's just isakai science let's just dab oh God isakai is so wild sometimes we got here freak what is this place what's happening right now I'm a little scared you there you must be the ones who saved my dear Sushi oh my God her name is Sushi of course obviously why for saving my juice I hear my grant you permission to have brunch with me no I think we all consequences your choice really you know brunch is sounding a lot better not gonna lie I thinking we were all hungry and didn't have another Choice what similar thoughts we had the brunch yeah so you're sure that your friends can't sit with us no they need to know their place foreign [Music] actual masterpiece oh my God I didn't want to say anything but I do hate all women glad to meet him oh my God no I just mean they're stupid and annoying yes women women that's right you're not a misogynist if you think that speak that specific women are annoying he's so based for that God this I won't face repercussions for agreeing with this clearly clearly psychopath character from an anime I I totally won't regret everything that I'm saying right now are annoying and stupid no that was not the moral old escanor man please don't don't say that no no I just meant those women specifically yes those women you have a daughter yep sushi brother escanor Tate what is even going on dude whoever wrote this is like an actual genius like that this is brilliant brilliant please stop doing this I I feel very uncomfortable right now I'll leave I'll do it no no [Music] Sushi how is Ellen doing today not so well father in better days sorry it's funny because she's blind anyway the worst thing I've ever seen anyway sweetie as we all know we've all done all we can for her as she is a woman and there for a week brother what is even happening right now all of today's modern medicine can no longer help her well have you tried magic have we tried magic have we tried Magic no we haven't tried magic why haven't we tried magic oh my God this is driving me insane young Toya do you have magic I do have magic Wow what it'll cost yeah I I can't believe it he even finally meets someone even a bigger [ __ ] than he is say no more no sum of money is too great for my Ellen's health I think you'd be surprised oh man don't do this no money of my people is no object to me I'll just body of my people is not magic to me what is going on what's happening oh my God raise taxes again you know I've never felt guilty about taking money before so why start now yeah wait what recovery there it's all better by the way who the hell is this mother father what mother wait what oh something must have gone wrong she thinks you're her parents daughter ah oh my God bro it doesn't stop Ellen my sweet baby girl what oh no no no no no finally found people more vile and disgusting than he is and he just doesn't know how to feel about that thank you for saving our daughter Ellen sure does look like a 30 year old woman doesn't she came out the womb like that nearly split sushi in half she did so Sushi is your wife I what she was your daughter she can do both [Music] that's the worst answer the worst thing I've ever heard for saving my daughter's plural please take the splatum sphere excellent well now that we've gotten our payment we can all just but mere currency alone could never express my gratitude please don't don't say don't keep the daughter please don't say you can now keep my own but you've done it I think enough of it could try giving me more money and see if you feel better oh no I'm out of that oh could I perhaps interest you in a child bride what want to break off a piece of young Sushi here break a piece of me do it I think I'm good would you like a child bride why did you think singing it would make it better I must have been off key Liam harmonize with me [Music] I actually want to feel the cold sweet Embrace of death right now damn it Liam you ruined it get the mates we're gonna need a choir quick we need to leave well they're distracted oh but it was just [Applause] it's over oh all in all I'm satisfied with today yeah it was a dub we did a lot of good oh oh my God that's the only solution it's the only solution I I don't I don't even know I just watched I don't know what's going on would you like a child no no no this is not stuck in my head no this isn't stuck in my head we're calling it here bye bye over over goodbye goodbye like subscribe and follow me on Twitch stay weird fam

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Length: 39min 29sec (2369 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 29 2023