Billy Connolly Out to Dinner

I remember watching to tell him playing the banjo as I do from time to time and I flee loaded when it's boring and quiet over nice nice morning and my wife come in and she said aren't you getting ready yet what what can i I don't know we're gonna sit you've known for ages where are we going for dinner it was bobbing at night I hate that where ulis know you don't I [ __ ] do then why did you invite him I invited them you did when eight years ago what when you met him in the Vedas you said if you're ever in Los Angeles we must come dinner well he's here Starlin attention translated it means you're a boring piece of [ __ ] I'm off I've had enough for you know is in the sauna son tonight ednan but wait no chalk for [ __ ] sake where do we have to leave quality it oh [ __ ] what time's it no.6 [ __ ] I'm now getting ready you you go up and get ready first right and I'll and I'll leave you room to maneuver up there I'll give you some room you said can Akane you know and up she goes Falls for that right away no my bathroom has well had had two before she stole the [ __ ] house her--her sage is a mountain of products and she's a beautiful woman you know what she stops beautiful and takes it somewhere else you know you know it's not like me you know it's China look a couple of years offer your [ __ ] toothbrush but is this mountain of products just bottles of stuff different ships are born primrose oil LLL elope rub ma he kept me here didn't buy any sites just tools find things like pliers and tweezers things that continued now let them Seder brothers and plumb curves and brushes and scissors were balls on them scissors were [ __ ] spoons on them and can palettes of color of Dobbins and scratchings and rubbings brushes of every [ __ ] size eyelashes and moustache [ __ ] brushes and let laying our pencils and pens and [ __ ] big balls of cotton wool we balls of different colors of cotton world cotton ruin big wooden sticks cotton wool and we wax a [ __ ] man stick things [ __ ] mountain stuff stuff for putting on your nails and stuff to get the stuff off again although at my saying there's a glass with a [ __ ] toothbrush in it but if you go to a woman's room mother or a man shade of a room and a man saves your fainter we paler stuff dirty clothes of socks Underpants and last night's trousers if you go to the woman said you'll find that we Taney pail of dirty stuff we knickers know he takes there we brow maybe don't be on a chair maybe go on the floor you may have the knickers and under and the Teta bits and then a big pail of clean claws because that's the trying on [ __ ] and that's where the bent leg comes in and I've tried that your gins look exactly the [ __ ] sound but she comes in and starts couldn't read II know it's a bit tame for me to Gordon's about ten minutes to go before we leave so I go upstairs I just changed all my clothes right away no going to wash but playing the banjo doesn't make you dusty and I stand behind her doing my hair windswept and interesting is my usual choice studied carelessness and the middle in the middle of it the silence comes what what she's here you see and I can't see oh well what I have to talk to her in the mirror which is really infuriating talk to something that were part what you see when you're married you say the same things to each other every day and it's not boring it's nice it's kind of comfortable it's like it's like people who don't understand California they all said of the phonies have a nice day yeah the name they don't mean oh [ __ ] Bev it and of course they're done you know but what would you rather have somebody saying have a nice day and not mean it or [ __ ] off and mean it you know the choice is yours but anyway JJ Yeley cuz like when you got up in the morning and you and you yeah I had five kids have your five kids who know that I don't snow that all scattered about and [ __ ] off of my money and left me I'd know my [ __ ] house but there you go that's another thing any homeless and having a [ __ ] penny to my name Jose when you got in the morning morning yeah you're not really seeing good morning I hope the day goes your way kinda thing you've just established and where everybody is in the room case they gang up on you you know me cause as you got older you lose your appearance see if you take on the appearance of a [ __ ] ATM machine as far as I can see and it doesn't operate with buttons it's a sound operated and operates with that Australian diphthong thing dad like dad is have you seen my keys dad mother a change mr. parven I see the same things all the time to each other and so are we doing here and the silence comes in off port what and she always says is that what you're wearing translated it means we're going to define that I threw that a month ago

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Keywords: Billy, Connolly, Out, to, Dinner

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Length: 9min 18sec (558 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 12 2012