FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS
AN EMMY-AWARD-WINNING ACTOR AND SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ALUM WHO
CREATED AND STARS IN HBO'S "BARRY." >> A AN AUDITION, YOU. >> YEAH. >> HAVE AN AUDITION. >> YEAH. >> WHAT, ARE THEY READING EXTRAS
NOW? >> NO, IT'S SO WEIRD, SALLY SAID
THE SAME THING. >> WHAT'S THE POINT. >> IT IS A GUY NAMED JT IN A
MOVIE CALLED SWIM INSTRUCTORS. >> IS IT IS JUST ONE. >> HOLY MOLEY, JT IS ON EVERY
PAGE. >> IT'S A LOT OF LINES, BARRY. >> YEAH, I THINK HE'S ONE OF THE
LEADS. >> YOU SAY OH WE'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF SWIM INSTRUCTORS. THAT'S THE TITLE. THEY CAN'T CUT THAT. >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME
BILL HADER. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). ♪. >> WHAT A NICE AUDIENCE, OH MY
GOD. >> Stephen: THEY ARE A NICE
AUDIENCEMENT WE DECIDED TO GET YOU A NICE ONE. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> Stephen: BECAUSE I NEVER
HAD YOU ON. >> THIS IS MAY FIRST TIME ON THE
SHOW. >> Stephen: OF COURSE I WANTED
YOU TO HAVE A NICE AUDIENCE. >> THANK, BUDDY SCWZ YOU SAY IT
BEFORE, YOU SAID IT AGAIN. >> I'M FROM OKLAHOMA, EVERYONE
IS LIKE NO WAY! >> Stephen: YEAH, YOU GOT OUT. >> WE BROUGHT IN A LOT OF PEOPLE
FROM OKLAHOMA FOR YOU. >> YOU GUYS GOT OUT. >> Stephen: BARRY GETS BREAT
REVIEWS T IS LIKE 99% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES. BUT I TELL YOU, YOU WANT ANOTHER
GOOD REVIEW. >> WHAT. >> Stephen: I THINK IT IS A
PERFECT SHOW. IT'S ABSOLUTELY. >> OH, WOW. >> Stephen: I GOT DRAGGED IN
TO THE "BARRY" WORLD BY MY 17 YEAR OLD SON WHERE HE SAID YOU
SHOULD REALLY SEE THIS SHOW. AND I'VE ONLY SEE SEEN SON TWO,
I HAVEN'T SEEN SEASON ONE. >> THEN DOES IT MAKE SENSE AT
ALL. >> Stephen: IT DOES, MY SON
EXPLAINS IT FOR GOING ALONG. AND IT IS, A, IT SEEMS REALLY
TRUE TO ME. BECAUSE I WENT TO ACTING
CLASSES. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: EVERYTHING IN
THE-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE LIFE OF AN ASSASSIN IS LIKE. >> RIGHT. >> Stephen: BUT I DO KNOW THE
LIFE OF AN ACTING STEULD IS LIKE AND EVERY WORD IS PERFECT DID
YOU GO TO ACTING CLASSES. >> I WENT TO SECOND CITY IN
L.A., SECOND CITY IMPROV TRAINING BUT I NEVER WENT TO
REAL ACTING CLASSES. SO WE HAD TO LIKE GO TO THE
ACTING CLASS. AND IT WAS WEIRD ME BEING THERE. EYE'S WRITING THIS THING ABOUT
BEING AN ACTOR SO I JUST WANT TO OBSERVE. AND THE ACTORS ARE LIKE YOU ARE
ON TELEVISION, DUMBEE, YOU KNOW. AND I'M LIKE YEAH, BUT I'M NOT
TOO GOOD, YOU KNOW. SO-- . >> Stephen: IT JUST CAME
NATURAL. >> IT JUST CAME NATURAL, I DON'T
KNOW. SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT AND SOME
PEOPLE DON'T. FORTUNATELY I GOT A LOT OF IT. --
(LAUGHTER) LIKE A REAL DIRT BAG. >> Stephen: THE SITUATION OF
LIKE THE ASSASSIN, VETERAN ASSASSIN WITHOUT BECOMES, GOES
INTO ACTING CLASSES, HOW DID THAT GUESS TAIT, WHERE
DID-- GESTATI IT IS AN ODD COMBINATION, YOU DOBILITY
AUTOMATICALLY GO I WILL WAMP THAT, AND SOMETIMES IT TAKES
BEFORE SEASON TWO WHERE YOU SAY YOU HAVE TO WATCH. THIS OR I'M AN IDIOT FOR NOT
WATCHING IT. HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT. >> ALEX BIRD WITHOUT I DO THE
SHOW WITH, HE AND I JUST WENT AND SAT DOWN AND STARTED TALKING
ABOUT IDEAS. 57BD I WAS LIKE WHAT IF HE DO A
SHOW ABOUT LIKE A HITMAN, YOU KNOW, AND HE WAS LIKE I DON'T
LIKE, I HATE HITMEN, THAT IS THE GUY WITH THE SKINNY TIE, HE'S
LIKE THERE ARE MORE HITMEN IN MOVIES AND TELEVISION THAN IN
REAL LIFE T IS LIKE DOG CATCHER. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. IT'S LIKE NOT A THING. LIKE A DOG CATCHER WALKS UP. NO, NO, NO. BUT IT IT WAS NOT A REAL THING
AND HE GOES I HATE THAT QULD. I GO NO, BUT IT WOULD BE ME. AND HE GOES OH, THAT'S FUNNY. AND THEN VERY QUICKLY WE GOT ON
THE IDEA THAT HE WOULD BE IN AN ACTING CLASS, HAVE I NO IDEA HOW
HE CAME UP WITH THAT BUT AND THEN HE'S IN AN ACTING CLASS,
LIKE GREAT, AND THAT WAS IT. AND THEN WE WENT TO HBO AND THEY
WENT HUH, OKAY. AND WE PITCHED IT TO THEM AND
THEY WERE LIKE ALL RIGHT. WE'LL SEE. >> Stephen: THIS IS ONE OF THE
FEW SHOWS ON HBO THAT ISN'T ENDING THIS WEEK. >> I KNOW, IT'S TRUE. ISN'T THAT CRAZY. I KNOW, THEY WERE LIKE I HOPE
THIS IS OKAY. WE JUST WANT TO YOU KNOW, YOU
ARE GOING TO BE AFTER "GAME OF THRONES." AND I WAS LIKE WHAT? OH NO. AND NO, WE GOT LIKE 2.5 MILLION
VIEWERS WHEN THE EPISODE, WHEN THE "GAME OF THRONES" WAS OUR
LEAD-N AND I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT 2.5 MILLION PEOPLE JUST
DECIDED TO TUNE IN ON OUR THIRD EPISODE IN SEASON TWO T HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH DRAGONS. >> Stephen: SO EIGHT SEASONS
ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. DO YOU MISS THE LIVE SHOWS AT
ALL. >> NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T MISS THE
ENERGY. >> I GOT VERY NERVOUS. HI BAD ANXIETY SO I HAD REAL BAD
STRAIJ FRIGHT THAT NEVER WENT AWAY. AND LOREN MIKE EMS TRIED TO HELP
ME AFTER SEASON FOUR, HE WENT YOU KNOW, YOU CAN WORK HERE AS
LONG AS YOU WANT. AND THAT WAS HIS WAY OF LIKE
CHILL THE [BLEEP] OUT. >> Stephen: SO IT WASN'T
ANXIETY ABOUT SUCCESS. >> NO, NO, ANXIETY OF JUST THE
RED LIGHT COMES ON AND I'M LIKE WAIT, WHAT IS MY LINE. YOU HAVE ONE SHOT AT LANDING A
THING AND IT IS IN FRONT MUCH THE WHOLE NATION AND ARE YOU
JUST LIKE OH, OH GOSH, YOU KNOW. SO THEN IT GOT INTO A THING
WHERE I WOULD GET SO NERVOUS AND I WOULD START BREAKING AND --
>> Stephen: DID IT MANIFEST ITSELF PHYSICALLY, LIKE ACHES OR
PAINS OR. >> YEAH, YEAH, I WOULD GET VERY,
START TO-- ONE TIME I WITH WANT TO PUT MY HAND IN FRONT OF MY
FACE. ISN'T THAT WEIRD. I WANT TO PUT MY HAND IN FRONT
OF THE FACE AND THAT IS WHERE THE STUFF ON STUFF CAME FROM,
BECAUSE I WAS SO NERVOUS, I WAS LIKE, I REMEMBER PLAYING JULIAN
A SANG AND HI A DRINK AND I KEPT BRINGING IT UP LIKE THIS AND THE
STAGE MANAGER WAS AT THE CAMERA GOING-- I WAS LIKE-- AND I'M
TALKING INTO A CUP AND THEN THE NEXT CHRIS KELLY THE OTHER STAGE
MANAGER IS LIKE-- . >> Stephen: ARE YOU ALSO KNOWN
FOR YOUR IMPRESSIONS, AL PACINO VINCENT PRICE, CLINT
EASTWOOD. >> REAL CURRENT STUFF, WHAT THE
KIDS ARE LISTENING TO, MONEYER LLOYD, HERBERT MARSHAL, YOU
KNOW. >> Stephen: YOU DO JAMES
MASON. >> DO I DO JAMES, I DID IT IN MY
AUDITION. >> Stephen: I ACTUALLY VEY
JAMES MASESON. VERY FEW PEOPLE HAVE A JAMES
MASSON. MINE IS. >> Stephen: WE DO HAVE FUN,
DON'T WE, AND I WILL BUY YOU A NEW DRESS AN WE'LL HAVE A PARTY
AND NO MORE BOYS. >> THAT'S THE ONE. >> Stephen: THANK YOU. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: I'M GOING TO SHOOT
YOU. >> YEAH, WHEN HE'S PAINTING HER
TOE NAILS. >> Stephen: NO NEW BOYS. >> THAT'S SO FUNNY. I DID HIM IN MY AUDITION T WAS
HIM WITH AN EXPIRED GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR A DOZEN DONUTS. >> Stephen: DO YOU MIND. >> I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A DOZEN
DONUTS WITH THIS GIFT CERTIFICATE. AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE YOUR
BIGGEST BOTTLE OF KSH-- . I SEE. HOW MUCH ARE THE DONUTS WITHOUT
THE GIFT CERTIFICATE. I SEE. THAT WAS IT. SO MANY LEVELS OF SADNESS, NO
ACTING CLASSES. >> Stephen: YOU ARE TELL
MAYING NO ACTING CLASSES. >> NO ACTING CLASSES,. >> Stephen: WE WILL TAKE A
LITTLE BREAK BUT DON'T GO AWAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
BILL HADER. WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HIS
UPCOMING PROJECTS.
