Bill Burr - I Had A Great Time Hosting Grammys

let me tell you something nobody i don't know listen you're from boston no i'm not from the suburbs welcome to boston kids in boston we're [ __ ] lunatics you're from a nice family i would say suburbs you know you're from a nice family you're cultured i've seen you act you're polite how [ __ ] brutal are those piano solos for guys like you and me to sit like when you see people in tuxedos i was talking about on the podcast last week people in tuxedos and they're sitting there and they're watching some dude on a violin or like uh a piano solo and they're making believe like they're into it you're not into it you cannot be into it you can be but like it's the scene that you shouldn't be into but listening to a musician playing any instrument at the top of their game i could listen to that all day long i'm not gonna sit there with ruffles on with a big fan yeah you came out and said if i listen to the guitar the piano solo i die whatever the [ __ ] i was rolling when i saw that monday morning i lived for that [ __ ] people don't know that the the grammy thing i was [ __ ] wrong bill you have just been the thing about the thing i wasn't saying that was a bad piece of music a hell of a [ __ ] thing they have to go like that's the comedy thing and like we're all out here because all those babies died and we're gonna raise money tonight all right your first comedian it's just like dude what the [ __ ] we know why we're here you're killing me so it was actually in a roundabout way i was complimenting the guy who was p playing the piano because he played it so well he created that mood so perfectly that there was nothing i could do other than address the hole that he you know not on purpose put me in i was reading some of the tweets you know the respond like oh my god what is why is he there like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you it's a joke no but that's that's a decent point why am i there the fact that a comedian yeah who's totally completely tone deaf and can't even play a [ __ ] ukulele or a kazoo not saying a ukulele is easy to play but if all you [ __ ] hipster douches get mad um yeah how could i be eligible to win a grammy i mean they have to come up with these beautiful pieces of music that make the world dance and think about love and all that [ __ ] and i'm up there with like [ __ ] jokes you know but what did i [ __ ] expect the producers had to hire you and go we need a little levity in this [ __ ] thing let's get bill burr up there to break the ice a little bit just something what do i had i had a meltdown before i went in to go do that thing i get freaked out by certain things that i feel are too big first of all i thought i was going to be on tv i didn't know i was on the pre-internet [ __ ] i mean standing in a warehouse in burbank you were on the undercard yeah i don't know you on the undercard of a [ __ ] main card like you're on the undercard what those fights they show after yeah if if the main event went too quick it was like oh yeah here's some [ __ ] that happened six hours ago yeah i had no idea i went out bought a tom ford suit blew all his [ __ ] money and uh so that but i thought i was gonna be on the uh the thing with the daily show guy and i was like so i was freaking out being like okay so there's going to be because there's going to be like 2 000 people there spread out 2 000 people in the [ __ ] staples center i'm gonna feel like i'm in a giant coffee house eating my balls and the suit was supposed to be delivered i had the wrong number i'm trying to take my wife out to dinner and i was just like oh i don't want to [ __ ] do this i didn't ask to do this i didn't even submit for this thing i didn't submit for this now i got to go down and wear this [ __ ] monkey suits i was already freaking out and like as always as always i build it up like it's going to be [ __ ] horrific and everybody's going to hate me and i'm going to have to go home and live with my parents again and then i went in there and i had a [ __ ] ball dude let me tell you something pre the pre-grammy show is where it's at dude we were i was making the camera crew laugh the other hosts were hilarious we were over there just having a [ __ ] great time man i and i would do it any time they wanted as long as it's the pre-grammy show i don't want to be on the real one now the pre one out in burbank that's the party that's where it's at you go to the [ __ ] uh the real one then you got to deal with these people who are upset that they didn't get enough nominations or they didn't get nominated and they're sitting there sulking even though they already sold a zillion albums which was really disappointed you know i really like the weekend you know this is probably gonna damage his street cred that i like him but just to see that guy be that into that award i know there's other you know [ __ ] involved but like at some point you got to be like look dude i'm an adult am i going to get upset because i'm not going to get a trophy like what am i in [ __ ] little league you got to carry yourself with a little bit of [ __ ] arrogance like i don't need your shiny thing to sit here and validate that my [ __ ] jokes exist

Channel: Bill Burr University

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Length: 5min 27sec (327 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 29 2021