SERIES AGAINST THE DALLAS STARS THURSDAY NIGHT ON TNT. OVI. NOW IT'S THAT TIME. UH NATS. IT'S TIME FOR EJ'S NEATO. >> SATURDAY NINE PRESENTED BY NO. ONE UNSULLIED BY SPONSORSHIP. SINCE 1989. >> THANK YOU, DR. O'NEILL. AL EVERY SO OFTEN AN OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF THAT YOU JUST CAN'T PASS UP. A GUY WITH SEVEN CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS HAS BEEN WORKING DOWN THE HALL AT NBA TV THE LAST COUPLE OF NIGHTS AND HE JUST SO HAPPENS TO HAVE BEEN TEAMMATES WITH BOTH SHAQ AND KENNY. THAT MAN, THAT MAN IS BIG SHOT, ROB ROBERT O'REE. NOW WE COULD JUST SIT AND TALK WITH HIM ABOUT HIS MEMORIES OF THOSE DAYS, BUT IT'S MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING TO HAVE HIM BE OUR FIRST GUEST ON AMERICA'S IH LEAST WELL KNOWN GAME SHOW. NOW IT'S THE TEAMMATE GAME. HEY LET'S PLAY THE TEAMMATE GAME ABOUT THIS. DO, DO, DO DO. OH NATTINEN ERNIE. YEAH, I GOT A QUESTION. >> YEAH. IS A BIG SHOT. ROB A BOB EITHER? >> WELL, YOU CAN LET HIM ANSWER THE QUESTION. >> NO HEY, YOU KNOW, I MADE THE NAME OF BIG SHOTTY BOB. THAT'S WHY I SAID, BUT YOU LOOK ON BASKETBALL REFERENCE AND IT'S BIG SHOT. >> ROB BIG SHOT. BOB BOTH WELL, SHAQ RUNNING THE THINGS RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY, GOTCHA. >> SO ANYWAY, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE AND THE TEAMMATE GAME. CHUCKSTER YES. AND I DON'T KNOW IF THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO PAY ATTENTION. RUESCHHOFF CHAMPIONSHIP SECRET HANDSHAKE. >> CHUCK YOU DON'T HAVE ONE. KENNY YOU WASN'T IN THE. ME NEITHER. UGO KEEGAN AKIN. WHAT? AT THE TIME. OKAY, SO. >> SO HERE'S WHAT WE GOT YOURS . WE'RE GOING TO ASK THREE QUESTIONS. THREE LAKER QUESTIONS FROM YOUR DAYS AS LAKER TEAMMATES. THREE ROCKETS QUESTIONS FROM YOUR DAYS AS ROCKET TEAMMATES. OKAY. AND WE'LL JUST SEE. THERE'S REALLY NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER. WE'LL JUST SEE IF MAYBE IF WE MATCH. YEAH IF YOU MATCH. YES >> WHAT IS HE DOING? HE'S THE ROCKETS. >> YEAH, HE'S. HE'S THE CO-HOST . >> WELL, FIRST ALL, MY FIRST QUESTION. I CAN'T WAIT. MY LOVELY. WELL, WE CAN'T WATCH EACH OTHER'S ANSWERS. NO, BUT I'M JUST SAYING, I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION BECAUSE IT COULD BE A LOT OF PEOPLE. >> OKAY. SO LET'S START WITH LET'S START WITH THE WITH THE LAKERS. OKAY. SO I'M NOT ANSWERING THIS. THAT'S CORRECT. NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE ANSWERING THE ROCKET PART, SO I COULD GUESS. DIDN'T YOU PLAY WITH WITH BIG SHOTTY ROB BOB ON THE HOUSTON ROCKETS? YES. YOU KNOW WHAT? YES. OKAY. SO HERE WE GO TOGETHER. I DON'T FORGET. OKAY SHAQ AND ROBERT, WHICH TEAMMATE WAS THE MOST LIKELY TO DO SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE ON THE PLANE SLASH IN THE LOCKER ROOM, WRITE DOWN YOUR ANSWER, PLEASE. I THINK I KNOW THAT ONE. WRITE DOWN, KENNY. YOU DON'T ANSWER FOR THE. >> THIS IS FOR FUN. IT AIN'T. I'M JUST ASKING FOR FUN. I CAN'T ANSWER FOR FUN. WELL, YOU WHEN YOU WERE IN SCHOOL, YOU DIDN'T DO IT. ALL RIGHT, ROBERT, WHAT YOU GOT? >> OH, HE'S GOT SHAQ. AND YOU HAVE ME. ME WHAT WAS. WHAT WAS THE MOST INAPPROPRI RIAT THING YOU DID TALK ABOUT IT. WHAT? ROBERT CAN YOU SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE THING YOU SAW? SHAQ DID NOT GM. HOW ABOUT THE EIGHTH MOST INAPPROPRI RIAT INSTAGRAM WITH HIM. >> YOU KNOW, MUOZ RICK BUT OTHER THAN THAT, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T GO NO FURTHER. >> I WAS JUST TRYING TO ASK HIM A QUESTION, THAT'S ALL. CHARLES WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK THE FIRST ROCKET QUESTION? >> I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS ANSWER RIGHT HERE BECAUSE MAN OH, MY GOD, GUYS, WHICH TEAMMATES WAS LEAST MOST LIKELY TO BE LATE, LATE OR LATE? OH 10-2. THAT. OH, THAT WOULD BE. I HOPE YOU GOT A MIRROR OVER THERE. >> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE ANSWER. JR.'S. CLYDE AND OH, I WAS GOING TO SAY, CLYDE, I WAS NEVER LATE. >> I WASN'T LATE IN. ARE YOU ALWAYS LATE? >> NO, HE'S ALWAYS LATE, TOO. NO, BUT TELL IT. >> TELL IT WAS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I WAS THERE. >> HE WAS THERE. BUT CLYDE WAS. >> I WAS SCARED TO BE LATE. HE WAS TOO SCARED TO BE LATE. YEAH, I KNOW. >> DREAM WAS WHAT HAPPENED. AND PEOPLE BACK THEN. WHAT HAPPENED? >> RUOCCO BE LATE BECAUSE YOU AIN'T SEMYKIN NOBODY BEAT YOUR BUTT. YEAH THAT'S TRUE. IT WAS. IT WAS A CLYDE. IT WAS CLYDE, WITHOUT QUESTION. HEY, WE HAD TO CHANGE PRACTICE TIME. >> WE TOLD CLYDE. PRACTICE STARTED AT 1030, JUST SO HE'D BE ON TIME FOR THE 11:00. 11:00 O'CLOCK. EVERYBODY KNEW IT WAS 11 WHEN WE TOLD CLYDE 10-3. >> I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING, BROTHER. WOW >> LAKER SIDE. WHICH TEAMMATE WAS MOST LIKELY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT PRACTICE? DJUSE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT PRACTICE. WHICH OF YOUR LAKER TEAMMATES THAT'S A FUNNY GUY TO AND THE ANSWERS ARE AGAIN SHAQ MIRO UGO. YOU DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO YOU YOU COULD HAVE JUST KEPT THE SAME ANSWERS FROM THE FIRST TIME. WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT A GAME. >> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE. >> YES, YOU ARE. >> YOU TALKING ABOUT MAD DOG BEATING HIM UP IN PRACTICE? >> YEAH, MAN. >> WAS THERE SOMEBODY WHO WAS A CLOSE SECOND TO SHAQ ABOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT PRACTICE? IVN NOBODY REALLY NOBODY REALLY. WHAT WAS IT ABOUT PRACTICE? COACH YEAH, HE HAD TO BE THERE . >> IT WAS HE GOT BEAT UP BY MAD DOG. >> YEAH, MAD DOG USED TO KILL ME. >> OH, YEAH. HE BEAT ME UP BAD. OKAY KENNY, ROBERT, WHICH TEAMMATE WAS THE LEAST LIKELY TO PICK UP A CHECK? >> OH, SPARE ME, KENNY. NO, NOT AT ALL. NOT WHAT I WAS. I KNOW. I'M NOT LIKE THAT. I KNOW WHO THAT IS. A CHICK. YEAH. YEAH I THINK I GOT IT. >> NO, THAT AIN'T HIM. HE GO. I'M ABOUT TO PUT DREAM. THAT'S THE LIE RIGHT THERE. THINK ABOUT IT. >> I GOT IT. OKAY YES. ALL RIGHT. SAM CASSELL, ROLLINS. SCOTTY BROOKS. SCOTTY. SCOTTY BROOKS. DID PICK UP NO CHECKS EITHER. SCOTTY WAS MUCH CHEAPER THAN I WAS. I'M WAIT, WAIT, SCOTTY. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. NO, I FORGOT. SCOTT WAS CHEAP AS HELL. GOD, SCOTTY WAS CHEAP. I'LL MAKE SURE WE CALL SAM JASSEEL AND TOLD HIM YOU CALL HIM CHEAP BECAUSE HE WAS A ROOKIE, SO HE ALWAYS EXPECTED US TO PAY FOR HIM. OKAY. YEAH. >> AND YOU LIVE. AND YOU LIVED WITH SCOTTY FOR A WHILE, RIGHT? GOT HIS? YES. YEAH, BECAUSE YOU HAD A ROOMMATE IN THE NBA. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> SO HE WASN'T GOING TO MAKE THE TEAM AND HE WAS GOING TO GO OUT AND LOOK FOR A CONDO AND I SAID, YO, MAN, DON'T STAY WITH ME FOR A FEW DAYS. HE GOT CUT LIKE TWO DAYS LATER, I SAID, AND I KNEW HE WASN'T GOING TO MAKE THE TEAM. THAT'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. OKAY GOOD STORIES HERE ON THE LOVE YOU, SCOTTY. LOVE YOU. GP HERE'S HERE'S MY LAST LAKER QUESTION FOR YOU GUYS. >> WHICH TEAMMATE COULD PERFORM THE BEST ON THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SLEEP? OH YIMI. AND WHAT IS THIS SHAQ WHO DO YOU KNOW? >> HERE YOU GO. IS THERE ANY LAKER TRIVIA QUESTION THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE SHAQ? >> ROBERT HE THE ANSWER TO EVERY ONE. I THINK HE MIGHT BE . >> AND FOR US IT WAS VERNON MAXWELL BERDIN. MAXWELL BERDIN. MAXWELL BERDIN MAXWELL WITHOUT QUESTION. YEAH. >> THAT'S TELLING ME, ERNIE, THAT WE WERE JUST VERY WELL CONNECTED. BIG SHOTTY BOB IS MY GUY. YEAH YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT HERE. >> YEAH. YEAH >> EVER SINCE 89, WE USED TO BUS UP OUT ALABAMA. OH YEAH. >> NO, BECAUSE 89. >> YOU WAS. YOU WAS A FRESHMAN . >> YOU WEREN'T THAT GOOD. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. WELL, LAST QUESTION. >> YOUR SOPHOMORE AND JUNIOR YEARS. >> YEAH. ROBERT AND KENNY. YES WHO WAS THE VOICE OF THE ROCKETS IN THE LOCKER ROOM IN THE LOCKER ROOM? YES. DOING YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON. OH, THAT'S TOUGH. IT AIN'T TOUGH. IT AIN'T. YOU. ALL RIGHT, MAD MAX? >> YEAH. MAX. WOW >> SO YOU WERE LYING ALL THEM YEARS? NO. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU. YOU BEEN WALKING AROUND FOR YEARS SAYING YOU WERE THE VOICE OF THE TEAM? MAX WASN'T THERE THE SECOND YEAR IN THE PLAYOFFS. HE WASN'T THERE. WHAT ROBERT WAS CHAMP. >> SHE WAS MAD MAX. OKAY, SECOND CHAMPIONSHIP. IT WAS A COLLECTIVE THING, RIGHT? >> OKAY, SO IT WASN'T KENNY, THOUGH. >> NOT THE FIRST CHAMPION. OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU. >> THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. >> EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. OKAY. WHAT AN ENJOYABLE WAY TO SPEND. >> TO SPEND A FEW MINUTES. >> ONE MORE QUESTION. DJUSE. HAS ANYONE OFF THE TOP? >> OKAY, WELL, WOULD YOU MAKE SOMETHING THAT BOTH THAT HE HAD TO. >> HE'D HAVE TO ANSWER THAT FOR BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. ARE EITHER ONE OF Y'ALL GOING TO GET MARRIED AGAIN? HOOK WHO DID YOU WANT MARRIED AGAIN? WHO DID YOU WANT TAKING? WAIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY QUESTION? GO AHEAD, ASK IT AGAIN. THE QUEST IS NOT A BASKETBALL QUESTION. YOU HE'S NOT GOING TO ASK. HE SAID IT'S NOT A BASKET BALL QUESTION. OKAY NO, WE WANT A BASKETBALL QUESTION. WAIT. OKAY. NO. OKAY. HOLD ON. I GOT IT. HOLD ON. ALL RIGHT. THE FIFTH. YOU TAKE THE LEAD. THE FIFTH. ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT. OKAY, SIR. WHO TOOK THE QUICKEST SHOWERS? OH OH. OUT OF THE THREE OF US. NO OF YOUR TEAM, OF. OF YOUR TEAMMATES AND YOUR TEAMMATES. OKAY. HOUSTON AND LA. >> WELL, I KNOW WHO IT IS FOR THEM BECAUSE I HEARD THAT STORY A LOT. I HEARD THAT STORY. NOW, EVERYBODY, WE WERE KALIYEV DENNIS. HE DIDN'T TAKE ONE. HE DIDN'T TAKE ONE. WE WERE AT THE GAME. NO, WE WERE ALL CLEAN IN HOUSTON. WE ALL TAKE A SHOWER. PLEASE WALK STRAIGHT. I DIDN'T SEE IT. >> DIDN'T TAKE HIM. I SAID THE QUICKEST ONE. NOBODY WAS COUNTING MINUTES IN HOUSTON. >> NOBODY WAS COUNTING. IT IS. I APOLOGIZE. THEY PUT YOU ON BLAST. >> PLAY A GAME, YOU GET 30 REBOUNDS AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE CLUB, GO WORK OUT WELL. >> WELL, IN FAIRNESS, IF YOU GET 30 REBOUNDS, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE KEVIN LOVE SMELL LIKE ROBERT ORTIZ, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING. >> THANK YOU. BIG SHOT, BOB. ROB YEAH, YEAH, MAN. >> GARCEAU ROBY MOODY AT ONE TIME. BRETT JOHNSON AND EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER WHERE THEY WERE WHEN THEY SAW THE FIRST EVER TEAMMATE TEAMMATES. >> YENNSY YEAH, THAT'S INSIDE THE NBA PRESENTED BY KIA. HEY, BRETT JOHON