Fineable Offenses Are Coming to Studio J | EJ's Neat-O Stat

it's time for ej's meno knight presented by no one unsullied by sponsorship since 1989. thank you so much interesting they call that the storytelling machine this is kind of a storytelling neato stat of the night yeah because you guys have all played on teams where i know that you've been fined for some for some violation but it may just may just be like a by the team oh yeah like a kangaroo court i love kangaroo court yeah well uh well uh steve kerr recently had an interesting uh fine story you know usually it's members of a team who are fine but this time it was the friend of a teammate who was also fine huh you're saying what roll it [Music] we had a home game and we were flying to la uh after our home game and we all got to the airport and steph and draymond weren't on the plane at the at the departure time and uh eric hausen or our travel man called steph to see what was going on and staff said oh my fault uh you know i'm with drake and and draymond we're at the arena still we're we we're sorry we're late and we had a we had a team rule at the time that you could bring a friend on the plane you know a couple times a year and uh unbeknownst to me uh steph decided to use one of his slots for drake so drake got on the plane that night with draymond and steph and i find all three of them for being late and and drake paid his 500 fine uh you can you can ask him that true story [Music] there you go you got you got any interesting uh fine stories or leveling fines on teammates i always got fine so for what really yeah being late is it how much because i was a creature of habit so said the game started at 7 30 gotta be there at 5 30. i live about an hour away but i always like to press it kenny you know i live that mulholland yeah and uh beverly glen so i would leave at five and me and jerome would like like you know make it like a fun time trying to get to the arena so i probably got fired in every game being late because i never make the arena at 5 30 because i don't have to go down ventura get on the 101 downtown get back on olympic just leave earlier no i'm not leaving earlier every game yeah how about you it's funny because you know i'm late a lot here i've never been late for basketball oh my gosh oh i'm not sure well did i ever do anything no but let me no but what the fun part of this i bought my first expensive piece of jewelry based on a fire because what they used to do when you were late they take the fine money and they put it in the middle of the circle and you shoot for it and there was only like at the when i first got to the rockets it was just me and vernon who could really shoot the ball like that it was before sam got there before robert so it was every time one of us would win the money and so i what about maybe five thousand dollars and you bought oh i bought a chain i bought a chain first chain baby to find money baby chuck strawberry or did you or were you ever like the uh the judge of the kangaroo court and and issued fines i love the kangaroo court when you do stupid stuff in a game uh i do i first of all i hate people who are late because if you're late like sometimes you can be late but if you're late all the time you just don't have respect for your teammates but uh doing stupid things in game missing free throws turn the ball over i i think that's important what was the typical fine for something like that oh hundred dollars yeah and then y'all would shoot for it right yeah well we'd have a party we'd have a party oh no no it's never late so you're never late mr perfect charles barkley no no he's not no i'm not a late guy you know that so you were never late uh i probably was late in in 16 years i probably was late 10 times all right cool well apparently jeremy levin thinks there needs to be some law and order in our studio oh really yeah so he has instituted with the the kangaroo court for it wait what what so what is it what's the fires though i don't know what the fines are or what the offenses are but i have a few ideas on a few things on a few things that are finable offenses okay go ahead here this would be a findable offense uh if you if you show your backside to your cohorts i told you man what would the fine be well that would be 200 there's also uh devouring food while you're wearing a mic so we all have to hear it in our ears come on man you are you are heavy it is not human that's oh that's when you were eating that bones at all no he's on that protein diet he was trying to just say early bones at all [Music] this is awesome yes yes hundred dollars i think you've you've kind of uh curbed that habit well i don't care i don't have i [Music] well i always clean my phone like that really that's your dirtiest no it's not that's the dirtiest thing you could have in your hand is your phone and and destroying company equipment uh has got to be another fine as we saw earlier today with the microphone being demolished by [Music] okay do you really okay yeah that's the same cap i had in my ear a lot of these heights a lot of these hygiene a lot of these hygiene uh rules very tough to abide by i did that no yeah okay bernie you're not wait tell me ernie never does anything that's worth no he doesn't let's get out of here man no i'm sure go ahead you tell me tell me what i just tell me what i need to stop man yes biggest five yeah remember three two and one not three two back goes one two three now every time he says first of all he should put a dollar in there yeah he should yes good good point right or you say uh my my last point and then you go on and give another two three or if you say the greatest leader we have in the nba is chris paul if you say that again or if you say paul silas told me you have a head too yeah falls out you got a head too come on man you can't say those things all right we'll uh we'll keep tabs on this wait and jack's got some things he can't say like what no this is uh there you go this is also a findable offense yeah if you wear shorts like that i wear a shirt yeah you smuggling grapes across the camera i wear shorts

Channel: NBA on TNT

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Keywords: NBA on TNT, NBA, Inside the NBA, Charles Barkley, Shaq, Kenny Smith, Ernie Johnson

Id: S3ZDo60tDXE

Length: 7min 19sec (439 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 15 2021