Big Fat Quiz of Everything Series Episode 1

[Music] [Music] [Music] hello and welcome to the big fat quiz of everything you might think we can't possibly cover everything in a 90-minute quiz and you'd be right but the big fat quiz of some stuff is a tough sell you can play along at home all you need is a pen paper and a heartfelt desire to start a fight with whoever you're watching with right let's meet our teams they're the dream team if the team you're dreaming of features a giant panda and a pedantic victorian schoolboy it's claudia winkleman and david mitchell she's a multi-award-winning comedian writer and actress and we've teamed up with a woman who can make the phrase her viennese worlds are taking a battering sound filthier than a gang bang and a lay-by it's malcolm and kristen shaw and finally bob's your uncle and jonathan is your creepy uncle it's bob mortimer and jonathan ross it's a big fat quiz of everything uh david claudia you must be fairly confident i i'm not confident i always turn up confident and then i always fail so you're going to be in charge today no no i won't have that claudia you can also be in charge fine good mel seems to be in charge of both of you it would appear obviously uh gloria and david we know who you are but do you have a team name oh yes david and claudius should we think of something more complicated i think david and claudia is excellent david and claude so your team name's going to be david and claudia do you want us to sing it yes god what are you doing kristen have you done a pub quiz before this is basically a big fancy pub quiz yeah i did one at an actual pub once and it was difficult how did you do did you oh i laughed you lost i lost but i was excited to be there just like i am now we've also developed a team wave which goes like this elbow first elbow then elbow first hand do you think you've just invented the high five i was actually explaining to mel that if you want to get a high five right every time you focus on the elbow you only look at the elbow and you'll nail it but she thought that that meant touched that elbow first now with a secret wave if you really want to be sure of getting it right if you just look at the other person's hand and then hit it with your hand yeah when i'm in a situation where someone's trying to high-five when have you ever been hiding people try and high-five me sometimes it's a disgrace well you just have to learn the elbow just look at my elbow elbow then hand okay any any team name um i suggested clam jam she and then she said no way i don't know what that is slam jam is a great thing and now she wants to be able here the elbow hand gang you're you're our guest how about that from overseas you decide can we be the awesome the awesome sisters awesome sisters yeah fine what's your team name adam claire awesome clams the awesome clams all right jonathan bob are you confident this evening bob yeah we're we're like the oldies here yeah like a couple of old dish cloths are still reliable though do you know what i mean we're still doing a job like a couple of old condoms i've still got one last bang in them maybe even one and a half maybe what would your specialist subject be bob do you know what jimmy i am i'm i really am an expert on white goods whether it be biko phillips you know you can see the fear in their eye jimmy james hold on i'm getting you are going to be asking about steam irons aren't you at some point yeah you got a team name they've inspired us a bit yeah so we thought maybe clam jam and fanny batter box you said you were like a pair of old dish clothes so you could be the dish clothes one and a half condoms it is our first round is all about history roman emperor caligula held regular orgies enjoyed watching people have sex with animals and committed incest with each of these three sisters having said that it was the best ever episode of cbb's horrible histories of course it wouldn't be a quiz without questions eyes down everyone for our first question i want you to take a look at this famous quote from queen elizabeth the first i've removed some crucial words all i want to know is what are the crucial words i've removed can i ask you a serious question yes you may ask me assuming us to answer that factually or do you want you know a funny answer with with rude words like knob in it don't give away the magic david do you go with knobs you have a small and frail woman mal it's your mouth you can't say it so loud it's how the quizzing works thank you jimmy for our next question it's over to the children of mitchell brook primary school who put together historical masterpiece what are they acting out here who do you work for not telling we think he did it for the money you have been very naughty we haven't teaching you too late i quit what a crook mitchell brook primary school literally the best um so what were they acting out there yes a scene from history yes yes yes okay [Music] okay latin homework everyone take a look at this 2000 year old mosaic uncovered at the ruins of pompeii what does it say in english okay i'm not gonna tell you male there's no mel mel mel i was just saying are you asking them for the answers still is just curious if they knew okay we have nailed that take that awesome clown okay for our last question it's over to the second man to walk on the moon no big deal buzz aldrin hello jimmy growing up i was inspired by tales of exploration by people who really pushed the boundaries all in the name of discovery one such mission was captain scott's race to the south pole on that mission freezing cold and almost out of food captain oates made the ultimate sacrifice but what were his famous last words okay so buzz wants to know what was yeah or what oats last words i wanted to call one of our offspring buzz because of him that's a great name is it a nickname yeah it's a nickname is it david did you have a did you have a cool nickname at school no i got um oh people used to say i was i looked like a rat well that was um oh that was pretty cool because your nickname jimmy peanut no no no okay as everyone we've all got our answers yes yeah so i asked you to fill in the blanks of queen elizabeth's famous speech uh what were the missing words david i know i have the knob of a knob and knob woman not quite working uh but i have the knob and knob of a key i'd like to stress i don't think that's the answer mel kristen i know i have i know i have the body of a mechanic ginger woman but i have the heart and inbreeding of a king [Applause] jonathan bob i know i have the hands of a small and lazy woman but i [Applause] you're less funny but more accurate answer i know i have the body of a fake and weak a weak and fever but i have the heart and stomach of a king yes that's right that's exactly the right answer up next the children mitchell book primary school acted at a historical event what did you think they were acting out brilliantly watergate yes the children mitchell primary school were indeed acting out the watergate scandal brilliantly just ask one thing about watergate kristin you'll probably know as our ambassador from over the palms 100 um why did he he self-tape that eventually got him caught loved the sound of his own voice so points around for watergate i showed you a picture of a 2000 year old roman mosaic uncovered at pompeii what does the latin translate to he knew this obviously it should be beware the massive volcano i think it's the wear of the dog oh that's what we thought well let's go to jonathan and bob here you saw a picture of a dog and you thought oh let's do it sex etc i assumed it would have been pompeii it would be a brothel and then this will be a sign saying come on let's do it come on in let's have it on let's do it sex etc is the incorrect answer the answer was beware of the dog last question on this round buzz aldrin asked you what captain oates last words were what did you book i'm going outside i may be some time uh mel kristen what did you put i'm going now i'm going now i may be gone sometimes that's what he said and honestly who can know for sure and what was your answer to this question jonathan what was what was oak's last words we didn't know his motivation why did he leave the tent and we thought he was hungry so we put i need some piri piri i might be some time like a craving for hernandez no points for you okay the answer was i'm going outside maybe sometime you've got it exactly right points points no points i heard that in those days i'm going outside maybe some time was like a euphemism for i'm going for a [ __ ] so that it wasn't the moment of great sacrifice he was just going out to have a [ __ ] and coincidentally froze to death i did a [ __ ] once when i was playing tennis i couldn't be bothered not not on the call not me thing but it was quite along with my toilet so i went down the bush and did it i'm very urgent and then i was amazed at how uh unabsorbent leaves up so at the end of that round the scores are claudia and david have four points uh mel and kristen have three points jonathan and bob are lucky to have won join us after the break when we'll be doing more of this i know but we've started now so what can we do [Applause] welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything the next round is all about science the inventors of the aeroplane orville and wilbur wright never married while they were brothers so they weren't allowed to right time for some more questions all about science eyes down first up it's over to my favorite dragon debra medan hi jimmy in the dragon's den i'm used to seeing some wonderful inventions and the best ones always have a unique selling point that's a usp to you and me but what i want to know is which household innovation was marketed as splinter free for the first time in 1935. mitch do you know the answer to this no no no winky i'm going to win no i'm guessing mitch did you just call david mitchell [Music] i'll give you a nickname for you next question take a look at this video from the 1990s i want to know what's got them so [Music] excited [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] yeah they're pretty stoked what is it what is the occasion what yeah why are they so excited they're excited about something why are they so excited we could answer that in other ways because they've they have no sense of proportion i would accept that okay i've got a special treat for you now joey essex has made a remarkable documentary about one of his scientific heroes who on earth is he going on about hi there i'm joey essex and i'm here today to talk to you about a proper clever man he was born in austria i don't want to give it away but good day mate he was obsessed with sex he loved penises i mean no he didn't love penises he i think he made girls jealous of boy's penises he was like the first person to actually tell someone to lie down and and then people would talk to herself and be like i'm so sad he believed in when you said something by mistake it was actually what you meant it reminds me of a time when i used to call my best friend jake keith but maybe his real name was keith so there you have it a man who invented lying down he was obsessed with willy's apparently he made dreams come true and he was a little horny geezer [Applause] professor joey essex there who's he talking about foreign yes i mean where did you learn to whisper in a helicopter [Laughter] i've been in a helicopter so i got it right away okay um have a look at this picture of a woman winning a science-themed beauty pageant in america lovely what has she just been crowned sorry jimmy did you say what did what was her title what did she win yes yes when i ask the question that is the question that i asked good just checking okay you ready for some answers yeah all right first up deborah meaden asked you what was advertised as being splinter-free for the first time in 1935. what did you think it was david claudia we said lu liu seat that was seats on loose but sometimes wooden mel kristen we said broom bro lipstick that was christian jonathan bob what have you thought toilet paper well it's not made of wood wood is turned to paper so you think they've got it previously they were great so jonathan bob you've gone toilet paper toilet paper splinter free from 1932 i can tell you you're absolutely right have a look there are no splinters in northern tissue well done guys so you saw some guys in the 90s having a very exciting time what were they so excited about oh yeah we know we thought it might because you said it was the 90s and we recognized bill gates we thought it might be the launch of a microsoft product like windows 95 that's exactly the right answer mel uh kristen what did you put well they were like and we got this cool thing called windows and everyone's gonna want to use it and it's gonna be better than everybody else's and even if you're an apple user you're gonna have to like figure out how to get our windows on uh jonathan bob what did you write for this we didn't know we looked at the rage we made a guess prostrate results all clear my doctor was called dr hook worst prostrate exam i ever had i've got terrible rhoids have you it's a family affliction we call ourselves the gedroids well i think we've we've admitted something you've admitted something it's time for your team to share an anal based problem this just wasn't what i signed up for do you remember the last time we did a big fat quiz it had sort of nothing to do with embarrassing bodies i didn't i don't remember having to describe anything about my anus i think i just i came and went with the secrets of what is there kept to myself also there is something there what is it it would take too long to describe haunted because many centuries ago a woman in white died then she was killed by a splinter it's all come full circle and what a beautiful circle so no points there points points okay next up joey essex made a wonderful documentary about a proper clever man who was he talking about sigmund freud did he do that just for you or does he do that by himself anyway you think that might have just been a happy coincidence a clip from a documentary bbc four or three yeah well it's probably worth me pointing out you know the children in mitchell book primary school yeah we don't just go to their school placing i wonder what's on did everyone got this yes freud freud sigmund freud points all round fabulous all right i showed you a picture of a woman who had won a science-themed beauty pageant what has she just been crowned claudia david what did you put we put miss nevada because uh we thought that's where they did all of that atomic bomb testing okay mel kristen miss nuclear nevada testing site oh you you're very close uh jonathan bob we just we thought it was something to do with testing we went miss atomic and then brackets to give her her full name bomb you got it exactly right she was crowned miss atomic bomb you don't get a point you don't get a point you get a point so at the end of that round the scores are claudia and david have six mel and kristen have five jonathan and bob have four join us after the break we'll be finding out what else our guests don't know about everything see you in a bit welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything the next round is all about music elvis is the biggest selling solo artist of all time in fact right at the end he had a massive number two in the pipeline just waiting to be released elvis's hip gyrations were considered so sexy tv shows only shot him from the waist up which is also why this podium's here on to the questions for our first question it's over the channel four newsroom where legendary journalist jon snow is reporting on a classic 70s song but what is it over to you john doctors in the usa believe they have found a miracle cure for young men prone to depression according to medical reports construction workers naval and police officers cowboys bikers and those of native american descent are thought to be most at risk but it is suggested that hanging out with like-minded boys at local religious youth clubs could help sufferers pick themselves off the ground eliminating the need to be unhappy the simple alternative treatment program includes getting yourself clean having a good meal and doing whatever you feel that sounds like fun back to you jimmy thanks john he's so i mean isn't he he's so fit trust me okay you have to meet him in person i mean no he looks good on the screen but not like oh i want to like surprises um no it's visceral it's the knowledge that he has if you're a fan of the silver fox where do you stand on uh jeremy corbyn well he's i'd like to share a sherry with corbin but snow take a look at this clip of three concerned christians on televangelist show praise the lord what i want to know is why they're so upset [Music] all right i heard that one all right i'll slow this down a little bit uh listen for here's to my sweet satan [Music] it's a televangelist show called praise the lord i think we've got that right i'm feeling really good absolutely dead don't want to be too smug about it but well done thank you okay for our next question have a listen to the beginning of a piece of classical music composed in 1902 the next bit of the song became the most listened to tune in the world why have a listen okay so why did that piece of music become the most listened to in the world can we have it again and then play the other bit no no you cannot but the next bit of that the next sort of four bars became the most listened to in 2009 it was listened to 1.8 billion times a day oh i think i know right so you all got something for that okay excellent news okay no problem in 1995 alanis morissette released a hit single ironic in which she sings about things she mistakenly believes to be ironic can you name three of them oh come on nobody speak ironic that's not had no help is it i'm so sorry i don't know the works of footlong it's maurice three months your [Laughter] with your ones that you're putting down yeah are they quite long no i'm not putting her when she goes don't you think i'm not exactly business i think kristin is doing that business because she'll have to attach a separate sheet i don't have to do that you know like an insurance claim explain falsehood claudia are you spitting drink out if i laugh and i'm drinking art drink if i laugh it's gonna come out of my nose so instead i just expel from the mouth my dad once did that with rice yeah he was tea he was um eating rice eating some rice and then he laughed and it came out like bullets it was smelly kristen it looks like you've been sat together on a plane and kristen is not happy about it time for some answers you saw jon snow reporting on a massive 70s hit which was he talking about ymca ymca ymca well let's see if you're all right over to you john [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so cute okay you all got points there i was imagining him in the nude that's great slightly is she oversharing there kristen no i'm i'm supporting it if i knew we were going to be friends oh god i showed you a clip of the 80s tv show praise the lord what were they worried about on this evangelical show yes okay mel uh it's a thing known as back masking which is when if you play a record backwards apparently you hear some kind of satanic message yeah uh we believe this was from the led zepp song uh stairway to heaven that is a very accurate and correct answer [Applause] hidden satanic messages in music when it's played backwards and then stairway to heaven 100 correct uh jonathan bob led zeppelin backwards equals devil worship bracket stairway well everyone got this right yeah uh next up i made you listen to a bit of classical guitar music composed in 1902 why did the next part of the song become the most listened to piece of music in the world mel kristen mel decided the startup notes of a computer it's good but it's not right uh jonathan you knew this we know this and i even know for an extra point can i tell you the name of the uh piece of music yeah you can yeah great okay the original type is a nokia toner and it's an italian thank you it's the nokia wington it's grand valles by spanish composer uh francisco tarraga and it goes like this i'll play the whole thing [Music] [Applause] i think we can give you a point for a ringtone yes what what are you insane you white-faced fool i think it's a totally acceptable answer that it was a ringtone why we have to come up with a brand if i said to you uh in which shakespearean play does uh to be or not to be a beer would you just write play and assume that was him [Laughter] yes i would and that would be a fair okay final question on music i asked you to name three things alanis morissette believed were ironic in her song what have you got it's like rain on your wedding day a free ride when you already paid it's like in the drawer of it's like it's like a door of forks when all you need is a knife i noticed that it's like when you fear frying and your plant goes down then it gets isn't that nice and we remembered rain on your wedding day free ride ready don't you think free ride we've already paid a pocket when you when you don't need a pocket brush and window when you're asleep it's like they've invented cinema but you're blind yeah jonathan bob what have you what have you got guys we got wayne's on a wedding day yeah then we thought in the ironic when they get your name right on your starbucks cup because because we'll complain about that and he'll be like a sense of irony and then when your boyfriend's made of ham that's our running for you i'm now thinking of jon snow covered in hand doing the ymca at the end of my bed covered in hands that's ironic because i was two okay no points for you points points [Applause] i think mel really wins because this is better he only knows the national anthem of course okay now time for a special bonus round i'm going to show you pictures from three famous album covers which have all been softly improved can you tell me what they are and i'll give you a bonus point if you can name the album okay so artist and album here's the first one oh i do know that oh you did the album name as the artist as well why just the artist will get your point the album name will get you a bonus point um second one you look adorable by the way and the third one good luck everyone that was the easiest one to do i just undressed okay you've got your answers for this let's take a look so uh mel what did you put for the first one right i think it might be craig david yeah okay and what was the album called all over my bowl [Music] imagine it's a word you can say in your normal voice okay so uh claudia dave what do you get for the first one we got magically craig david and i can't remember the full title but it was over monday i did something on tuesday did you like monday i had a sample i've got craig david all over my bong ah i can tell you well let's take a look it was craig david born to do it how to do it the second one madonna like a virgin yes i don't like a virgin madonna like a virgin and madonna like a virgin everyone got points and and the final one i didn't know what the title was but i was i thought it was marilyn manson marilyn manson is the right answer jonathan bob we thought man went to we think the album's called either creepy uh smooth balls or a creepy uni ball we weren't sure oh creepy smooth yulie balls smooth hang on that's what he's got you're very very close it's mechanical animals well we should have that though all over my creepy smooth ball [Music] well let's take a look and see what that's done to the scores i can tell you jonathan and bob have 11. kristen and mel have 12 claudia david have 14. see you after the break for more questions packing five [Music] [Applause] welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything our next round is all about words and language the rosetta stone is believed to be the key to understanding egyptian hieroglyphics it's the modern equivalent of trying to explain emojis to your nana the best-selling book of all time is the bible well just wait till they release it in paperback okay time for some questions take a look at this painting of the lord protector an all-round prick oliver cromwell cromwell was adamant that his portrait be painted as naturally as possible leading to the popularization of a phrase what was the phrase he's got some carpet burn he's also got a toilet seat round his shoulders for our next question it's over to someone with even more ridiculous teeth than me it's rylan hi jimmy uh now interestingly the best-selling british novel of all time is charles dickens a towel of two cities with over 200 million copies sold now i think although it's set in the 18th century the book's depiction of the subjugation of the french proletariat by wealthy elite still resonates with audiences today particularly in the current political climate anyway can your teams tell me what the first line of the book is see i think we've broken rylan you know dickens i think it's popularly held that dickens is the only author whose name has become a face because we say what the dickens well here's a boring fact what the dickens was an expression coined by shakespeare hundreds of years before dickens was born so he could see the future presumably yeah actually our next question uh here you go william shakespeare is credited with inventing many words and phrases that are now commonplace can you think of one [Laughter] but what did he mean by the terms fading dying flashing fire and melting what was he talking about and that's uh early portrait of david mitchell there so they all mean the same thing yes i'm comfortable saying let's do that okay time to say what you see all you've got to do is say i love these it's a famous proverb okay just say what you see what's that ivy okay just watch for when they get it their faces light up it's joyful yes oh there he is it's fun doing that one jimmy oh i know i know there she's got it and we're just waiting for nobody speak this what we are going to wait till we get there okay you ready for some answers yes okay here's the answers all right i asked you what phrase was made popular by oliver cromwell asking them to paint his portrait as naturally as possible what do you think it was you've gone for mel and me christian and claudia david what we thought possibly walks in all or tackle out the well-known phrase it is a phrase tackle out it means so you can see your penis and testicles uh well you all got that warts and all is the phrase ryland asked you what was the first line of a tale of two cities what did you put i'm very worried about this what do you think it is it's a it's a it's a far better thing that i do now okay i mean it's the most famous sort of opening line of any piece of literature i know it but it's totally gone i so know this okay so can we all look at mel's face uh jonathan bob tell us what you put it was the best of times and there was the times i knew that you why didn't you write your name because you didn't know it no i hadn't you didn't know yeah you had a little um irish liqueur before the part started so things have gone a bit fuzzy that would be a nice slogan wouldn't it for bailey's you know things have gone a bit fuzzy mitch and winking did you get that no but then once i saw him start writing it down i went of course so points for claudia david uh points for jonathan and bob and nothing for you two mel are you at all aware that you're not in a park now [Applause] lads this is a long quiz and we need a little sharpener to just get ourselves through a little shop come on i will i will be more interesting in two minutes this is the bbc's worst nightmare a bottle fight between strictly and bake off there can be no winners okay so next up i asked you what william shakespeare was on about when he wrote about people fading dying flashing fire and melting what did you all think you've gone with claudia and david we wondered if they were expressions for orgasms okay mel kristen orgasming okay enjoy the same air but we've suddenly thought that maybe we've been a bit base in our language and choices so we've pulled back and we just said the big moment it's the big moment when a gentleman or a lady or people you know or any whatever you identify as when you arrive when you get to the top of the escalator there's four people sharing one tiny bottle of bailey's i don't really drink this could have drastic effects on the winky let's do it let's do something so yes they were all euphemisms for orgasms yes okay finally i showed you a say what you see of a famous phrase what did you book a stitch in time saved now yes asked it chin i couldn't do it dice donkey bird what is it david and then he went i've got it jonathan did you get it yes we very much enjoyed the whole process a lot of fun is it time to bring out my energy balls yes homemade this morning water in your energy balls balls of energy laughs made this morning because i remembered christian just picked her hair out yeah i did i remember oh sorry that's fine lower or upper hair was it it was a brown i'm sorry i remember it you're not allergic to nuts you love that it's pure nuts ladies and gentlemen it's another time for a special guest oh yeah will you please welcome from first state's all-round dreamboat fred siriex [Applause] i mean he's just an absolute drinker oh oh with the ladies would you like a piece uh i just i mean hi darling hi hey hello yeah nice to see you i knew no we've never had so nice you've got a question for us this evening i believe what what question have you got come on guys come on hop up oh let's go quickly let's just put the bottle properly here that's it so you know i'm from france you know and in france we drink a lot of champagne and this is a normal bottle as you can see this is what you all have in your fridge but what i would like you to do is name these bottles of champagne so um this is two bottles four bottles eight bottles um that's 16 and that's 20. and have you in your plates have you ever sold one of those big 20 bottle ones all the time so people don't realize how far away the bottle is they're in for 20 bottles so you've all got to write down the different sizes two four five eight six sixteen and twenty twenty twenty eight six are we allowed to taste the champagne like i'd like to teach the biggest one no obviously should we give it to them [Music] next one [Applause] you want me to hold it between my legs for your friends i'll hold it for you between my legs [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's getting a bit hard to hold it up hop up okay i've got it okay are you ready is it going to fall back oh you're a terrible cheese fat [Applause] [Music] just relax it's easy for you to say it's my first time you've done this loads why is he making that noise frame don't do it come on you can do it just think of france come on close your eyes work the base oh my god it's dry it's too dry i think [Applause] go nuts love me that was the most work i've done for years no one's gonna take it one of them [Applause] sorry gang there you go just gonna play i mean i'll try and get something sorry guys sometimes later try and get some more we might do is we might get our waiters on yeah the pouring done down there waiters here you go boys you grab those i need them white you grab those grab that over there pour out some champagne for everyone hey listen jimmy if you ever need a job in a restaurant just give me a call [Applause] uh someone stole a bottle from there as well okay so uh what are the bottles called let's get your answers claudia david what did you put right we went magnum oh yes correct then we got confused we knew they're all apart from mag they're all biblical uh so we went for the next one we went big jesus so you thought that was big jesus not really it was a guess then we went german then we went methuselah and then we went so what was the last one claudia i can't say it no but what was it never gonzenza never conning sure okay uh mel christian so we went we went big to small speak to small okay so nebuchadnezzar yeah yep then i think it's something like samson samson methuselah then jeremy bowen ben um i got bethesda bethesda bethesda that's a good word it's a good one we'll use it for something um uh jonathan bob did you get these we got them we got we forgot magnum that's the one we've been doing we've got joe obama the little bargain bottle party eight and kardashian is the big one that's the big one the kardashian is with the question of what uh fred tell us the right answer so the big one is uh nabiken desal as claudia was saying this is the balthazar so chloe and david you've got four mel and kristen got three and jonathan above got two okay let's have a look and see what that sounds jonathan and bob have 17. uh kristen and mel have 18 claudia and david have 22. we're going to take a break for later one more time [Applause] welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything i'm not gonna lie to you everyone is a little bit drunk now the next round is all about film most superhero films are based on comic books of course you're not supposed to call them comic books anymore the proper name for them is nerd fiction for virgins think he's fine with it right time for more big fat questions all about film all right for our first question it's over to warwick davis hi jimmy now as you know i starred as marvin the paranoid android in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy film well i mean i was in a big robot costume and uh well my voice was dubbed but uh anyway according to the hitchhiker's guide what is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything what is the answer to life the universe and everything it's quite a big question really i'll tell you the answer champagne and donuts audience at home we also had uh donuts during the break full disclosure we're having an amazing time in tv land [Applause] okay take a look at this clip from the award-winning disney film white wilderness featuring some cute fluffy lemmings testing themselves [Music] okay so that clip of lemmings caused a huge amount of controversy all i want to know is why why i have i'm of a certain age and i've had problems and i need to take my pills and i just thought this was an appropriate time oh no it's a great time yeah take some pills yeah and i'm not meant to have them with drink i think i don't know if this but i think that's a is that a jello bomb that's a lot of pills isn't it hey i'm still here jimmy you know me you don't have to watch this is that the prescription just said take a handful no i know them off i have no i've got two statins two beta blockers yeah take the edge off yeah and to what i call my night cuddles well we should probably say good night to bob the quiz isn't over take a look at this promotional poster from the former czechoslovakia it's for a hollywood blockbuster just name the film what film is this poster advertising it's a poster from the former czechoslovakia this is their this was their proper poster for the film oh she could be a shadow what year was it uh the 80s it was an 80s big hit huge huge movie okay just tell us a bit more did you just say i didn't like it when you're okay how on earth are we expected to know without clues come on if you can work out what that is and what's going on where are they he's he's throwing a starfish at a building yeah we just named the hollywood blockbuster where that happened did you just say what you just said you said something about the buildings go on i said where are they yeah that's why i think and finally take a look at brad i definitely would pit giving a compelling performance in fight club like looking in a mirror let's take a look every week tyler gave the rules that he and i decided gentlemen welcome to fight club the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club the second rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club okay so that's that's brad there uh those were the first two rules of fight club i'd like you to name another rule of fight club oh i know david you don't like to talk about it so just write it down give me jon snow snow over pit definitely wow i think i take snow over all right you're right mitch snow or pit sexually snow which would i like to most like to have sex with is that what you're asking just snow pit you ready for answers everyone yeah so warwick davis wanted to know according to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy what's the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything what was it 42. oh because i know mitch and i saw him clearly do a two so i put two but then i put co2 because i didn't know you cheated and it didn't pay off yeah okay well the answer is of course 42. okay next up i showed you a clip of the disney film white wilderness why did it cause controversy claudia because uh they were showed off pushed off thrown off by researchers so that it created a suicide myth if you like okay jonathan bob did you get this well i know there's some faking of the footage but they don't do that naturally and disney created the myth that they leap to their suicide death mel kristen i thought maybe they're actually prairie dogs and people they're like oh look at these lemmings and they were paradox that they were posing as lemmings okay i'm not angry you got it wrong but mel looks super angry you got that wrong i'm absolutely i mean she yeah dev mate i'm totally deaf what's dad mean devastated oh jeez you're so upset you can't finish the words come on give me your help [Applause] yeah i can tell you that those lemmings do not jump off cliffs and they were pushed off by the filmmakers wow wow they scooped them up afterwards and made jackets cruella that's who you are yeah these are real horses [Applause] so uh points for claudia and david points for jonathan bob yeah not so much the fairy dogs sorry i showed you a film poster from czechoslovakia what did you think the movie was show i thought wall street oh sorry okay jonathan no we know it now because the way you said crocodile dude but we didn't get it we thought it was 50 shades of mickey work because that's kind of what he looks like now claudia all right just bear with me yeah go on you said buildings and i thought of the buildings in new york and then i thought that he was sucking something up and i thought 80's blockbuster what did you put you said ghostbusters he's the right answer [Applause] final question in the film round yes uh first two rules of fight club are you do not talk about fight club i asked you to name another rule of fight club claudia winkleman has our hand in the air if it is the first time you are at fight club you will fight correct oh yes she's good and you've also got i couldn't remember he said remove clothing you don't have to ask me twice mr pitt um i put no shirts no shoes but i think maybe it was no shirts no belts that's the airport that's at the airport okay well you definitely get a point for those answers uh mel and kristen uh what did you go for uh you do not talk about fighting so the first rule was you don't have to talk about fighting and the second rule was about how well fighting and you thought the third rule might be you don't have to i think he hammers at home in that speech i remember thinking redundant redundant redundant come here well you thought that as well you said you do not talk about fire club you don't talk and then he says no please really don't talk about it okay thank you and then punches the guy yeah but those first ones there that no shirts no shoes no weapons that's not firecrackers that's the rules that loose women because i've been doing that okay so no points no points points oh time for a special bonus round for our next question you each have a mask under your desk take them out and put them on oh i love this i simply want to know which film they appear in and do we so we have to guess which one we're wearing no no you have to write them all down we've got a massive head i can't get this off seriously i can't open my eyes david you've got to commit to the pig face i can't um open my eyes you can't open your eyes yeah inside your face is sore well if you just if you just lift up your eyelids david that should do it jimmy what are you wearing david you look gorgeous never mind brad's pit or jon snow i'm going for a mitch right now i'm slightly airless in here it's a bit endless this is genuinely the most terrifying scene can we take them off now yes david i think you can probably take it off now to have a little look around thank you ah it's a good thing david cameron wasn't in here [Applause] all right so let's have a look and see what you've got as answers let's go with mel and kristen um so bye texas chainsaw massacre sound to the lambs halloween guilty saw fighter the 13th oh i think that's a full house david did you get the ball yep donnie darko saw halloween friday 13th texas sons of the lambs yeah we got them all as well no need to check out what was your last okay let's see what that's done to the scores i can tell you in in joint last place christian charles i'm malco edwards 24 jonathan ross and bob mueller 24 but in the lead claudia won't come on david mitchell 32. we're going to take a break now but i'll see you in a bit not literally obviously i'm just talking to a camera but i'll be doing it again after the break if you want to watch some more [Applause] uh welcome back to the final part of the big fat quiz of everything the next round is all about sports and games footballer pele is regarded as one of the greatest brazilians of all time whereas the worst brazilian of all time is the one i tried to give myself have you ever waxed yourself down there jimmy oh yeah i call them brazil nuts have you ever looked in the mirror backwards have a look at them just just in case to see if someone's written on them just in case no but i know what i'm gonna do immediately after the show time for some questions about sports and games okay for our first question it's over to boxing supremo david haye hello jimmy it's the haymaker here in boxing there are two ways you can stand and fight if you're righty like me then you stand like this which is called the orthodox pose but if you're a lefty then you stand like this what is this dance called [Music] towards the end of the football season in 2003 a very worried alex ferguson coined the phrase the collins dictionary describes as the 10th final stages of a league competition especially from the point of view of the leaders what was the phrase he looks a bit there you know when a child puts on their dad's coat question if you were playing with cavity sam what board game would you be playing well we got this we want to roll jimmy yeah okay and finally take a look at this clip what is this sportsman talking about any of them expressed an interest on trying it well i'm a lot of young kids in high school have started picking it up in grade school and most of the people once they get in college have already developed their own style and so it's it's pretty hard to change how do the other jumpers feel about this well most of them they don't really care because that's the way they jump but when they first saw it well it was it's kind of funny looking i mean i guess you have to admit that okay so what on earth is he talking about i don't know david knows did he say jumping yup jump this i mean oh he's the guy and david knows it all right you ready for answers yes yes okay here we go so first up david haye asked you what's the opposite of orthodox stance in boxing what did you put jonathan bob he's the orthodox and the hasidic that's a very good answer so exactly what we had in mind uh mel kristen kristen southpaw correct oh you called it david did you get it we also put that have you done much boxing david no i've never no i've i've never knowingly struck a man i have had two proper bouts and one of them both so i'm undefeated you fought les dennis did you come with darren day and darren day did you knock anyone out no i didn't knock him out i wouldn't do that jonathan no i'm sorry what was your style my style was acidic thank you okay points points no points i asked you what famous phrase sir alex ferguson came up with to describe the climactic finale of the 2003 premier league season what did you put cleverly david remembered this squeaky bum time okay and you've got jonathan bob we also went with squeaky bum time and you were pretty sure you knew this mel you went with buttock squeaking that's really that's so close i wouldn't be appalled if we didn't get that well prepared to be appalled you're not getting that chilling you are very she's appalled i asked you if you were playing with cavity sam what board game would you be playing abrasion you've gone with operation there uh jonathan bob you've gone for dungeons and dentists cavity sam in dungeons and dentists have you gone for mel now let me explain i put cavity sam equals captain peacock question mark it was in your pluto the bridge there's a british there's a captain peacock who's a cavity sam who lives in the no no basement with uh you know with a little cocaine well you'll be surprised to learn you could not be more wrong she needs the right answer [Applause] you saw a clip of a sportsman being interviewed uh what was he talking about we've lost what do you think i we i thought javelin jumping freestyle like javelin jumped out you use it to to launch yourself and then you do a fun jump like you mean like pole vaulting yeah that's the lazy johnson bob well hopscotch okay uh claudia david i i think it's the high jump the fosbury flop well let's take a look so that was uh dick fosbury who invented the fosberry flop so it could have been called the dick flop yeah okay for our final big fat quiz question we've enlisted the help of two of the stars of strictly come dancing please welcome to the stage karen and kevin clifton yay oh of course yeah how are you guys you're welcome yes very good thank you okay excellent so so you know you know our claudia of course hi claudia hi claudia okay so karen and kevin are gonna give us a dance history lesson they're gonna demonstrate eight different dances in one minute i want you to name as many dancers as you can there's a point for each bring down the mirror ball okay okay so performing a history of dance here's karen and kevin clifton [Music] [Applause] [Music] is [Music] push it real good [Applause] [Music] [Applause] baby baby baby real good [Applause] did you get them all well we i thought you said five so after the fifth i started relaxing to enjoy the dancing we didn't want any more down then we quickly tried to catch up so we only got seven christian mel have you got eight yeah you've got eight yeah okay have you got eight chloe if you don't get this i mean there'll be trouble i've got ten okay so so take us through them so what was the the first to the first bit so the first bit was a tango yeah let's have a look okay so that was the tango where we went around like that okay so second bit second bit was we did on the floor we didn't get a foxtrot all right [Music] the hand drive is the only battery man yes yes we got that okay really good and then you did the macarena that bit that's everyone's favorite okay my favorite is i was distracted from this twerking by the fact that i was worried you're about to stand on my phone i didn't get the full erotic force of it so jonathan bob you've got six mel and kristen you've got six oh come on i think we got eight claudia david you've got two wow i don't know how we've managed to write down the names of so many dances that weren't the ones i just didn't know there were that many we got time cha cha cha rumba no none of this happened how can we have only coincided with two enjoy so many words we've got about 12 david david that isn't the weird thing it's the fact of the show she hosts steph yeah he's the dancing show and strictly they tell you what the dance is at the beginning you don't have to guess it yeah look if you've got ann whitaker on the dance floor you have to name what he did in advance because no one's going to guess [Laughter] because i was enjoying watching youtube so much because you were fantastic thanks very much that was amazing all right let's take a look and see what that's done to the final scores in joint last place kristen bell with 31 points jonathan and bob with 31 points but the winners of the big fat quiz of everything david claudia and kevin to our special guest tonight and thanks to you for watching happy jimmy carr just win the big five queens of everything good night another big fat quiz of everything at the same time nine o'clock next monday man down continues on wednesday night at 10 and the latest series is now available in all its glory to catch up on all four next tonight both sapphire and kieran are looking for ladies in naked attraction [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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