Big Fat Anniversary Quiz 2007

[Music] a video exclusive from the killers at five past twelve first a celebration of four's 25 years the big fat anniversary quiz contains some strong language and humor of an adult nature [Music] he's really good at this brain training very clever that's my boy that's what you think [Music] [Music] [Applause] good evening and welcome to the big fat anniversary quiz tonight we're looking back at 25 years of channel 4 and celebrating some of the most groundbreaking tv of the last quarter century channel 4 has always been the thinking man's bbc if the man in question was thinking i wish there were more gays and tits on the bbc yes if bbc1 was your auntie and itv was your embarrassing uncle then channel 4 was your foul-mouthed art student cousin who'd show you her knickers for a [ __ ] if you want to play along at home all you need is a piece of paper and a pen and six celebrities we've got ours let's meet them team one from opposite ends of the bipolar spectrum it's alan carr and jack d on team two we've got the slender sexpot who proves you can be middle-aged and still sexy it's frank and skinner the woman every man would love to take him to dictionary corner and give a consonant vowel consonant consonant kiss case it's carol vorderman and finally two crazy party animals who make amy winehouse and pete dougherty look like lightweights from the i.t crowd it's richard iwadi and from everything else it's david mitchell no i presume you've come up with some pub quiz team names alan jack anything well we thought of uh cardi's did you get it cardi's yes i quite like the card and then uh well i said that to you earlier and you sort of looked at me as if that was rubbish yeah so i then said to you well what would you have said and you immediately said carjack which is better evidently better but you look lovely together you look three drinks away from a civil partnership [Laughter] he'll warm to you as the show goes on alan don't you worry carol frank what have you got as a team name um we thought um i and d because it turns out not only on the same team we live in the same flats we live in the same block of flats you see is this a sitcom that you're planning this is actually happening in real life yes yeah so it's it might be the first time that's ever happened he's got a pervy telescope in his flat and he can spy on everyone through his purpose have you not got a perfect talent i have a telescope which i use for you know purposes of what no well i can see your flat but i i can honestly say i have never looked through carol's window with my telescope ever no because he's got the pervy internet i'll tell you what you look like you look like someone i hope you don't mind me saying this right but you look like someone that's gone on wife swap and hit the jackpot well maybe i can say at this point something i've long thought that you look like someone who's just taken their spectacles off [Applause] i don't mean this unkindly jimmy but when spectacles wear us their spectacles off and their eyes look like they're not used to being out there on the surface if only he was wrong i'd come back thanks very much richard david what team name do you have we didn't i didn't think this through probably no because we thought if we were in the middle uh of the three teams we could call ourselves team three in a way that would be annoying and therefore in some way at that point we thought good but now we're on one end we could say one we could be one but that would just but it may be we are actually so we're officially one or three we're 50 percent irritating yeah this is then thinking about it live if you're interested so you appreciate why we're in scripted stuff generally yeah yeah we just turned up fully in the expectation that words would start to scroll in front of our eyes and you know there's some fault i think you should be the it boys because you're in the i.t crowd and you're it throughout your school career i imagine why don't we call ourselves the specky nerdy [ __ ] nuts [Applause] ladies and gentlemen the speculative nuts right let's get on with the quiz channel 4 is proud of broadcasting many water cooler moments but what exactly is a water cooler moment well it's a moment on tv that prompts discussion the next day for example tomorrow morning two girls might meet at the water cooler and one might say to the other did you see that jimmy carr on tv last night he's dreamy the other one would say i think you might be dehydrated have some water from the water cooler here's a reminder of some of channel 4's most talked about shows the countdown starts now it's a big breakfast here on channel four live at seven o'clock in the morning i'm chris and i'm gabby got a long way to go for you catch [Music] you up come on i'm just getting his telephone number that's all what do you do swallow it in my office officially you'll have your interview okay i knew it was gonna be tough and i thought i was gonna be much better than this would you like me to be the cat [Music] no torture retribution no bloodshed a very british coup what don't you say it's a straight geezer from the suburbs i know it's amazing if you toss that [ __ ] cabbage once more i'm gonna ram up your ass okay right eyes down let's get on with the quiz question number one have a look at this clip of ollie reed's legendary appearance on after dark so therefore to get away from it i've got to be i've got us to get involved with sexuality or where our tits lie that's okay i don't want to be a chicken ass it can move from one to another by the mechanism of projective identification in which it gets [Applause] apart from continuing to address her as big tits what did ollie go on to do to feminist writer kate millet which forced the host to ask him to leave what did he do so what did olivier do to kate miller he went away it was a great moment though wasn't it he's amazing yeah i thought it was going to be one of the truly rare clips of him sober okay right fine for our next question it's over to the gorgeous anna friel hello jimmy um so you may remember back in the days of brookside i did something very very naughty yes i murdered my father and buried him under the patio but the question is can you tell me what was his name is it me or is it her saying i killed my father very very naughty a little bit sexy she's lovely anna phil but she didn't sound like that in brookside did she in baduki in brookside she was a lesbian but i'm reliably informed she is now back on solids okay next one which notorious wife swap contestant go in trouble for benefit fraud oh she's the one frank's got waiting at home i wish caused a stir back in 1992. here's a little taster for you can we stop on the cliff before we get to the house of course will this do the terror run should we do it this year polly says this may be our last holiday that was before they decided that actors in general should face the camera [Laughter] okay what i want to know is can you remember or guess what rather explicit but politely worded request our hero made next well hopefully he didn't so will you toss me off on the edge of a cliff it could have all gone horribly wrong back in 2000 channel 4 changed the face of reality tv with big brother can you remember who was the first housemate ever to be evicted it feels like we're at the bingo now sorry love be with you in a minute when's the live link i love that the live link up's good looking up to preston sorry there's a meat raffle everyone's happy right okay here's jonathan ross with a bonus question for you hi jimmy can i just start by saying how incredibly sexy you look this evening i'd like you to take a look at this clip of me on my first television show the last result which began on channel 4 back in 1987. my guest here is the amazing orshante and i want your panel to try and work out what he did next what is uh you got any particular kind of string you like best or any old string will do oh that's a beer but that's really hitting the spot on that ashanto yeah it's all down there that was good amazing amazing unlike you carol he's decided to sort of go with the space-time continuum and get older as he gets older rather than you sort of turning it but i imagine there's a portrait somewhere looking dreadful i haven't spotted it with the telescope all right should we should we move straight on to the answers for round one i asked what a drunken ollie reed did next what have you all got you got he kissed her kissed her tried to kiss her should we have a look let's have a look the the overwhelming majority of people want the death penalty they then have about it um i might say i don't i don't believe in the death [Applause] you're all absolutely right he did try and kiss her although i would have accepted tried to cure her she looks like a i castaway i keep thinking should have gone to specsavers i don't know why she's had a rough ride with channel 4 really that woman hasn't she because a few years ago this drunk old bastard tried to kiss her and now she might be dead and we're just slagging her up saying she's ugly even though i mean how ugly would she have to be to stop drunk oliver reed trying to get off that's the question okay um anna freya asked you to name the character she killed in brookside what have you all got well i reasoned that jones is a very common surname and fred is quite a common first name and so not knowing it was a stab in the dark jimmy yeah a snap in the dark is actually what killed him uh ironically it's not fred jones uh mr jaw dash you've gone for i'll give you that and you've gone for dad trevor i didn't you're gonna i didn't know you're gonna do it line by line the chi is on the um line free geordash your dash geodash your dash trevor jordan of course you knew that yeah it's true in it it's not very well you laughing at us jimmy we're trying to do a quiz here i think we'll find when we get to the next exhilarating answer that at the end of our answer three there is a sh existing there the pen yeah the pen doesn't go anywhere near the screen let's see if i'm right or not we're not cheating don't accuse don't accuse alan and don't accuse me yeah george i mean you've been carjacked yeah [Applause] [Music] thank you have a look yes that's right trevor jawdash why didn't she say no not fred jones you're right trevor do is she is she is she listening at all okay which wife swap contestant got nailed for benefit fraud what have you got well we've got the rest of the answer to the previous question what we've got so you went for lizzie bardsley lizzie barzee absolutely right you went with lizzie barney absolutely right you went with we went with the jocasta devil nerve because we reasoned that uh deville nerve is a very very common surname very common first don't let these glasses fool you i'm very stupid right uh what should we have a look at uh lizzie bardsley in action mark you're brilliant you do everything in the house correction no he doesn't don't sit there flatting your eyes at my husband you're [ __ ] tart man you read so far at your own backside oh you can speak okay yeah don't give my husband permission to smear your new snoopy [ __ ] mood she doesn't look like a jocasta you're right why was she dressed as a victorian i don't know okay next one what was the polite but explicit request made in the chamomile lawn what have you got okay care for a [ __ ] no not you're not far off with that boys yeah i'm sorry i should have put a question mark i realized yeah otherwise it sounds like some exhortation to to sort of [ __ ] more carefully people to look after look after the facts all right you've gone forward there this was carol's idea yeah absolutely it's enveloped my helmet is that how you say you don't have a neon envelope that's envelope [Applause] that's not the right answer uh alan and jack what have you scribbled and i'm saying scribble now because know i'm gonna sound like mrs slocum but my [ __ ] went on the next line i could murder some [ __ ] but i didn't know that he was gonna i thought you'd show the whole lot so my [ __ ] is down there sorry your [ __ ] is working my pussy's on line five which sounds like babe cast my pussy's on line five [Applause] [Laughter] let's have a look and see what the right answer is polly says this may be our last holiday may i [ __ ] you now now it won't [Applause] no no it's not an expression i've ever used in anger although not all sexual experiences have to be filled with anger just all in my experience thanks for sharing okay do you masturbate very angrily furiously this team really seemed to be bonding right let's kick on with this um who was the first housemate ever evicted from big brother okay you've gone for sardar [ __ ] no start it's out of the [ __ ] from the other question sorry well that's actually the right answer is sardar walkington uh what did you want for nasty nick we went for nasty nick because we couldn't think of anybody else could we it was a shot in the dark we tried our best you went for patty de vilner as the first uh person evicted from the big brother house back in 2000 hattie de vilno yep dracasta's mother i think we were 100 sure that jocasta de villeneuve was right so we we could safely go for another member of the villeno family at this point without necessarily massively reducing our chances of winning the game we didn't know the answer a silly name quite so honest okay jonathan asked you what the amazing or shantae did next what have you all put oh he um we didn't put it we didn't put an answer for that yeah we were talking about you're going oh my god that looks painful and then we're just having a chat and then one thing led to another what have you gone with yeah he put he eats the string and then he pulls it out of his nose you're absolutely sure he doesn't sick up a wicker basket are you sure you don't remember him sticking up a wicker basket don't offer that option but we've got the right answer and you're just gonna let the string run away right let's have a look and see what the great or shantae did next [Music] oh ah how do you know that's not tagliatelle or something it's actually a tape one okay let's have a look at the scores after round one okay allen and jack have four points carolyn frank have four points richard and david are lucky to have two points they join us after the break we will be talking about american shows on channel four programs like sex and the city which wouldn't have been as good if we'd made them here the city would have been done dee and the sex would have been dogging see you after the break [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome back to the big fat anniversary quiz channel 4 executives literally scour the globe for great tv from the west coast of america all the way to the east coast of america sadly that means we missed out on afghanistan's top sitcom till death do us fulfill our glorious dreams of martyrdom but who cares we all love american telly there was friends you know the one about the group of funny lovable attractive people who hang around with david schwimmer the cosby show was an innovative and different comedy in that it didn't contain any jokes and nothing funny ever happened sex in the city was an incredible achievement a programme entirely about sex that was almost impossible to masturbate to no sex act was off limits in section the city oral anal i saw one episode where someone [ __ ] a horse turned out with sarah jessica parker okay here are some questions about american tv on channel four right i've got a picture clue for you first here's a sample one have a look at this obviously that is jimmy carter couldn't be easy so then you're gonna have to work one of these out okay okay oh i see can you decide for these pictures to find a memorable quote from an american show oh my lord have you got it i'm expecting great things from you why because of your high level education i'm going to your next question comes courtesy of quentin tarantino hi jimmy all you avid channel 4 fans will remember that in 1995 i guess directed an episode of er called motherhood but can the teams tell me why a 1997 episode called ambush was in particularly nerve-wracking for the cast and the crew was someone else controlling his eyes so stressful for the cast and crew of er that night i was just about to say that well that would be wrong which means we'll both be wrong did you ever watch er i love er but it because it's so fast and the the energy of it is incredible but a word of warning never watch er and then follow it with an episode of casualty because you can't cope with that amount of slowdown it's it's like taking crack and then an aspirin so disappointing i think er is incredibly because it's about a hospital it's about a place where we will most of us die if we're lucky we'll die there rather than a fireball you know i don't want to see it until that's happening to me really i don't want to see it for fun in a story about other people who are dying in a way that one day i might can i say there used to be a a joke in birmingham there you should be a joke in birmingham you've done very well out of it frank i know i've reworked it in every form and it used to be why has the queen got so many children because she because she's got er on her knickers right and in birmingham that means here if you're watching in birmingham that's for you i think it's interesting that in birmingham people think that the way sex happens is you strip someone down to their knickers and then read the instructions no she's no she's offering er yeah but well why would the queen be in her pants anyway at that point it's probably clear at that point she would be somewhere in birmingham with her pants fully exposed the fact that there's instructions on the pants at that stage it's not the main thing that's going to tip whoever it is it was going to have a go over the edge surely they would have started by saying why is the queen in this bar in just her pants oh no oh no let's not do anything let's wait to see if there's a message all right it could be she failed she could be in a hotel in birmingham there could be how they've got in an intruder what an intruder who then will read the instructions on the pants foreign in birmingham presumably as everywhere else er is on every post box and every policeman's head [Applause] is this a city where policemen are being repeatedly [ __ ] in the skull by well-meaning strangers because in certain bars on fridays surely no it's not but apparently they just save it for the queen okay next i want to know can you name the four friends in sex and the city carol alan we're expecting great things oh i know do you want surnames and star signs yeah no okay so the character names i'm looking for character names i'll give you a clue horsey slaggy dikey prim next a little photo question i've slightly enhanced this picture can you identify the classic channel 4 show what do you look rather lovely in that thank you carol i've made an effort there i know i can tell just kind of slightly dropped a hip as well which is good looking that's a great look alan thinks it's scrap heap challenge [Laughter] it's hurtful towards jimmy it's a personal slight sorry okay and finally it's over to ricky gervais who of course made his debut on channel 4 and has since worked as an extra and in an office sad i wish it worked out for him on the sopranos the greatest tv show of all time dementia suffering uncle junior confuses himself and his friend bobby with the stars of which other channel 4 show i say channel 4 show they don't make any shows they just buy them in where's the skill in that oh you've got the money brilliant well done which show which other show i don't know what's this a problem oh it's gonna be another american show it our sopranos is brilliant have you got something there okay uh let's find out how you did in round two what memorable quote did you find in the picture okay what have you got alan and jack well this is quite simple we are old biscuits from from which show it was a pilot it didn't go very far is that right we are old biscuits no no it isn't frankie karen what do you want me to can i just say that we've got bottles of things down here but no glasses and i think it's very cheapskate frankly on canton we always have glasses [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] that looks worse oh carol get a room sorry about that what was the question okay what was your answer we were on a break okay richard and uh david you seem to have got this right go on moment of glory uh is it we're on on a break from off of friends friends they said yeah on a break you're close enough i think to get something there we were on a break was incorrect right from friends do you remember they were on a break yeah okay uh quentin tarantino asked you what was unusual about that episode of er your answers went out live it was live live okay let's go to quentin tarantino for the answer did anyone get it the answer is because that episode was filmed and broadcast live okay so you all got that okay what are the names of the friends in sex in the city what have you got richard and david carrie miranda samantha and gwen [Laughter] we blossomed out at gwen gwen was a definite guest sorry we're pretty confident on sliding scale in between yeah okay carolyn frank you went for carrie samantha well frank went for this because i could only remember two of them charlotte and miranda don't tell me what they are i know what they are right now well done you uh alan jack and uh carrie bradshaw's on the next line but it is there you will see yeah the answer was charlotte carry miranda samantha which coincidentally is the order in which i would do them okay next one i asked who was i being in this photo what show was that what'd you get she is well done what did you go for karen frank uh we went with cheers obviously absolutely richard and david for cheers or how clean is your house all right let's have a little look uh she looks like edwina corey you'll get a point for cheers next one okay uh ricky gervais asked you to name the show that confused the soprano's uncle junior what did you think it was did we say ah now you see we didn't have time to write it down nypd blues we thought okay incorrect okay jack and allen curb your enthusiasm okay and richard and david curb your enthusiasm okay let's go back to ricky for the answer the answer is curb your enthusiasm you're right he won a competition i don't know why he's old now i'm mic'ed up i was i walked round miked up i just wanted to bet you wish you had a shave now don't you don't be embarrassed jimmy started off like this and it wasn't a mic he was holding it thanks very much you know absolutely right it was kirby's enthusiasm okay let's have a look at the scores alan and jack have eight points carol and frank have eight points uh richard and david catching up with six points richard you are our youngest panelist you were how old when channel 4 started five do you remember anything about it i i didn't mind it i thought it was fine it was all right i i approved it i thought yeah go go ahead to be honest i wasn't massively consulted on the whole process i i i was kind of left out with a lot of key decisions in setting up the channel i think we can see the fruits now it's the channel or for me is a man right now it's time for a bonus round all about talk shows sometimes a talk show will run and run like parkies sometimes the audience will run and run like divinas okay some questions for you can you tell me which two channel four chat show hosts were described by the bee gees as tosa and scum respectively i'm getting the hang in this good job john smith okay you all got something yeah we've got something you've got something all right well what have you got well clive anderson called them tossers i think and they walked one of them walked off didn't he called him the tostada no no no no no no no he called them a tosser they were in a band called something like that and he said we've been tossers ever since and they all walked off so i presume that they would they'd bounce that back at him right back at you said the b g and scom we just guessed terry christian well you all got clive anderson he's terrified of losing that hand isn't he he's got the other one gripped tight on that bastard he's hiding the fact that at the time he had an ill-advised egyptian beard you thought five anderson and who do you think was scum uh jon snow john snow we thought because he can be sort of a very he could be a tough interviewer i imagine we guess we guess we guessed we guess we guess but i imagine he'd take the bee gees to pieces it's not john johnstown it's not terry christian allen and jack graham norton you're absolutely right yes the bg's called clive anderson a tosser and graham norton scum next question ring my bell hosted by laurie pike briefly but oh so brightly lit up our screens in 1991 providing yet another twist on the talk show format what was the twist i'll ring my belt you write it down yeah same as all the other questions this far nothing's changed vorderman she's whispering in frank's here i'll be getting changed in the front room tonight oh that new rug someone so warm okay what do you think was unusual about ring my bell what have you got david and richard uh it's the first and only campanology based chat literally some bell ringers from a church finding out what they were doing interviewing maybe i mean the bee gees didn't get on with them either they call them berlins and they just you know oh come on who cares i'm you know okay you're wrong but point taken counterfrank what have you gone with i sort of remember it and i might be right was he like a shock jock in a radio studio people used to ring on the phone and then he talked to him on the phone so his talk show his guests were on the phone oh not quite um what i meant to say was there was celebrities weren't there she spoke to celebrities so that's the new twist on the new twist on a chat show listen let him speak hear me out all right all right all right what i meant was that members of the public could phone celebrities that is the right answer you get a point so do you frank and carol you're pretty close with that you don't get a point for that now [Applause] let's let's have a little look from one of my favorite moments from ring my bell alphabetic and one right [Laughter] what no that was camping oh anyway you take care oh you bet i will do god [Applause] after the break we'll be talking about channel 4's contribution to youth tv shows like tfi friday which was called tfi to avoid saying unpleasant words no one wants to hear it tee time like it's the chris evans show [Music] welcome back to the big fat anniversary quiz before channel 4 came along the only television made specifically for teenagers was the clearasil ad and once a month john knox interviewed dave lee travis about discos channel 4's youth shows were fronted by talented and beautiful young women like danny bear amanda academy and janet street porter to name but two then there was max headroom an old robotic performer with a square head plastic looking face and a side parting which i think is a good look channel 4 also makes dramas for young people hollyoaks is not only entertaining but also educational before hollyoaks i didn't even know how to rape a man if you do a hollyoaks joke you should have someone in the corner doing that for me why because when you watch hollyoaks on the omnibus there's always someone in the corner doing what did the ceiling man do when the man was ass raped what did the scene that's only if it came in dialogue you know presumably it was pictures you're gonna mention it if you're arts right didn't you well maybe you just taught it to himself when that's again thanks boys will be boys okay straight on to the questions about youth tv if you're familiar with the annual big fat quiz of the year you'll be delighted to know that the children of mitchell brook primary school in easton have put on one of their unconventional school plays what i want you to tell me is what notorious channel 4 show are they depicting here welcome to this show for growing up what loves lots of disgusting things and some music hello i am very very posh [Music] here's a person to make fun of i'll do anything to be in tv i even kissed this old lady mitchell brook primary school there with production values slightly higher than the original show okay over to jules holland for your next question hello jimmy you'll remember that i was the co-presenter of the legendary pop show the tube and i once committed an act considered so heinous that it resulted in the program being taken off air for three weeks but what did i do did he swear he's got ever such good writing thank you very much are you catholic the catholics write particularly well catholics have a certain way of doing this he's doing the writing and i recognize that he was catholic from that you recognize he was catholic for me writing yeah i am writing in latin okay following the success of the groundbreaking network seven with all the wobbly cameras the same team launched its less successful follow-up running in the summer of 1989 broadcast live rather unwisely from a nightclub what was it called so it's a follow-up to network seven broadcast live from a club oh yeah it might be worth it yeah yeah yeah now you see i may i say this is youth tv in the sort of 80s and 90s when we weren't youths were we well and frank no no i think it's an unfair advantage to our friends to team nine the what were they called again i think some kind of bunch of [ __ ] wits or something yeah how are you doing with alan jack fine we've got the answer we're ready to go purely a business arrangement between us no every petty no chit chat just good old-fashioned answers because it's a quiz exactly yeah not speed dating thank you that's how i like it when i'm in a quiz i don't want any of that nonsense no fun just i mean it's not a quiz it's an exam isn't it we should think of it as such yes it's an exam we will get degrees in media studies at the end of this okay channel 4 may have invented youth tv but they certainly didn't forget the younger kids here's stripey tv anarchist pob and his friend [Music] teddy [Music] [Laughter] i don't know why you're laughing i think the puppeteer had a stroke yeah that's why we're laughing oh god that was that was pob what i want to know is can you tell me how did pogba write his name every week during the show's title sequence caused controversy that's a clue [Music] and finally it's over to jon snow uh what channel 4 classic is he reporting on here a young british boy is at the center of attention from the world's media following multiple sightings of the child allegedly in mid-flight over parts of britain and the north pole eyewitness accounts clearly described the boy wearing blue striped garments flying in the company of an unidentified pale skinned man said to be well built with a prominent orange nose and deep-set eyes when questioned the boy claimed to be embarrassed by the sightings stating that as far as he was aware the people far below had been sleeping as they flew there we go done it down okay what were the children acting out what have you got the word the word the word it was of course the legendary show the word you all remember the the granny snogged by the young man i don't remember that but my it was my mother's favorite program maybe that's why she was on it let's have a little look at carol's mom in action in your old time tom [Applause] that's how i got this job you think catherine zeta jones is watching this and thinking what what's the fuss about what's up my mum by the way that's not your mom that wasn't my name she would have put more tongue in is that what you're saying okay uh jules holland asked what he did to get the tube suspended for three weeks let's see what you got we didn't know whether he'd bummed that man in ollie oaks but we went for using the f word using the f word you've got he said um groovy [ __ ] about the audience he said if you're a groovy [ __ ] watch the tube well let's have a look and see the tube was taken off air because i swore during a live afternoon trail for the show that was unacceptable and i hope you groovy [ __ ] got that right okay what was the name of the nightclub-based youth tv show that followed network seven we've gone for network seven and a half is it right no okay okay frank and carol well we said club x alan and jack you've also gone club we got club x well i can tell you you are absolutely right it was club eggs is the playwright with the only drama group in britain called duluth exchange which can put together a whole play in less than an hour knowledge is power damn power is money what's the time mr wolves she's mental yeah yeah yeah well that's not the only thing what's the time mr wolf put your hands over your ears pick a color blue dinner time [Music] it is sometimes best to spend more time on writing a play isn't it whoever said that the problem with plays is how long they take to write you know we've got to by god we've got to get these things out quicker because they're so happy just take your time you know they last forever um how did pob write his name your answers what have you got alan he wrote his name in his own gob carol and frank what have you got we've got at the espat um we thought he breathed in and then wrote his name in the in the condensation well let's have a little look and see shall we let's have a look at paul [Music] [Laughter] okay um well i can tell you that he actually well the makers claim that it was breath on the camera but everyone else thought it was spitting it caused controversy at the time yeah controversy today hasn't it well he's quite interesting i think he clearly has problems speaking he's got he's not got the best diction you know anyone and it's come out slightly specially i think he should be cut a break i'm cutting in that break you all get a point okay what was jon snow talking about what do you think snowman yeah you can count this one definitely the snowman which also sounds like his rap name i think when he actually drops his hip-hop joint that will be the name of his disc i'm dropping the snowman he'll say i'm a nerd okay leave me be okay so you all said this moment it was of course the snowman okay let's take a look at the scores uh allen and jack have 15 points they're in the lead carol and frank have 14 richard and david still in with a chance with 10. okay we've got time now for a special bonus question from one of the legends of channel 4 comedy ladies and gentlemen please give it up for mr vic reeves there he is yes come on jim what do you want me for well vic i'm doing a quiz yep good do you have a question to ask them about your last year's channel 4 comedy career when we first started on uh channel 4 oh it was in the last century when bob mortimer my partner came onto the stage holding a long pole and wearing uh a paper helmet [Laughter] what would the audience cry out do you remember i know you've you've got to write this down that's appropriate you can shout it in a minute hello david mitchell hello what do you want me to do now then jim well let's see what the answer is vic let's see let's see what they've gone forward i can give these two people um a correct answer that one is just too indescriptive what's on the end of the it's obviously i can't help it if you're pissed hold on that note ladies and gentlemen mr vic reads up after the break find out how some of the biggest names in comedy of their careers to channel four david mitchell started in peep show alan carr burst onto our screens in the friday night project and of course for many years the bubbly loose knickers [ __ ] kimberly in hollyoaks was played by jack d see you after the break well welcome back channel 4 has launched many comedy careers ricky gervais sasha baron cohen simon pegg and i all started here some of us have ended up in hollywood starring in movies living the dream some of us have stayed right here you say lack of talent i say loyalty friday night live gave ben elton his big break but channel 4 is big enough to admit it's made mistakes and channel 4 was the launchpad for some of our panelists tonight the intelligent observations of david mitchell the high camp of alan carr and of course the hang dog world weary grumpiness of carol vorderman let's take a look at some of channel 4's funniest moments [Music] hello no i'm on a boat in holland [Music] garlic bread garlic bread garlic bread that's right match garlic bread it's the future i've tasted it i love my [Music] breakfast [Music] [Music] make it feel it like a mouse [Applause] okay here comes some questions saturday live and its predecessor friday night live was the training ground for many of britain's finest comedians and ben elton harry enfield shot to fame with loads of money but can you tell me what was loads of money's profession david it's worth saying that you would not consider it a profession probably just a job crossout bishop yeah okay your next question comes courtesy of desmond star ram john holder hi jimmy obviously the greatest channel 4 sitcom of all time was desmond in which i start as pope pie yemen but do the panel know where in the world was desmond's barber shop oh i know this i should be done lazoosh double bluff the potter is [Laughter] steve coogan charmed his way into the public's affections with his early appearances as paul carf on saturday zoo i want you to tell me what group of people did paul carth especially hate is there a plural of jimmy carr okay another picture clue for you now so you see to find a line made famous by a comedian whose career was launched by channel 4 back in 1998. i think carol may have thought of something rude that is so easy can we move on now please the next question okay the comic strip teams five go mad in it was the first comedy to be broadcast on channel four but which core member of the comic strip team was not in it what was it oh okay yeah yeah yeah i bet you're right i think it's like that i knew okay i think it is yeah yeah let's see how you all did on our comedy round uh what did loads of money do for a living what have you all got plaster builder plaster builder builder builder plasterer plaster is the right answer no but that is part of the building [Applause] yeah does he sound polish it's not a builder it just sounds a bit as a surname loads of money doesn't matter no it does sound a bit polish yeah sorry loads of money yeah well okay ram john pogba holder asked you where desmond's barber shop was located yeah what did you come up with uh you've gone for heck you've gone four interesting both gone from peckham you've gone for switzerland was it a guess we weren't a hundred percent well let's see what's right peckham or switzerland it could be a third place couldn't it it could be a third place we don't know until we get the answer come on the answer of course is that desmond's barbershop was in peckham south london i hope you all got it right oh that was that was almost like a specific disapproval of us you might as well have said i hope some idiot didn't write down switzerland okay i asked you who did steve coogan's character paul carf dislike what did you put students students students well you're all absolutely right let's have a look i've been to buy a dog this week you know i went to this pet shop i said can i have something that hasn't cuddly that he said we've only got two pit bull terriers i said what do they would do he said we've got 150 quid one for 30 quid right but the one that's thick we've got a bit of a problem he attacks students that's another tea for model i look can i just tell you about my worst ever christmas present was a video um of pauline calf because i love pauline cover my husband my then husband and bought this for me see and my friend knows my birthday is christmas eve so i work i woke up christmas mornings put the turkey in the oven at five o'clock i know what i'll do i'll watch portland calf on the video put it in watching it laughing for half an hour until she got to the bit where i tell you i can't [ __ ] stand that [ __ ] carol bartoman i think worst christmas present ever oh you don't mind me swearing i was repeating you divorced him over that and you think about that when ben elton watches this show that's how he's gonna feel he's gonna well i wrote black adder i've done all right maybe some of the younger comedians who host quiz shows might like some of my earlier work even if they think the move to musical theater wasn't the wisest now he's shaking his head and bringing the gun slowly up to his temple okay uh you had a say what you see clue what what have you got ah is it cos eyes black okay and you've gone for richard and david is it because i is black is it because i was back and carol and frank you've probably got this as well quite an easy sort of word is it [Music] lettuce ice thing i thought it was the name of a comedian launched i rejected all the things i worked out that didn't coincide with a catchphrase i'd of heard well david i will say the quiz isn't over i wouldn't be giving away your techniques oh sorry we're behind the scenes i had an idea that i thought would be worth mentioning at this point um you know on um university challenge yeah and they've actually got two desks next to each other but when it's on television they're on top of each other yeah i thought you could do that with this there'd be like three rows of us like celebrity squares i always wondered how they did that when i was watching that show university challenge which is probably why i didn't get into university you could pretend we're looking at carol's skirt pretending that'll make a change for you wouldn't it frank dirty bastard okay i asked you which member of the core comic strip team was not in five go mad in dorset what did you reckon you went for rick mail you went for a edmondson you went for rick mail yeah rickman is the correct okay let's have a quick check in on the scores uh allen and jack still in the lead with 21. carolyn frank with 17 richard and david bringing up the rear with 14. [Applause] time now for a bonus round on channel 4 sports this shouldn't take too long channel 4 is perhaps best known for the horse racing it was said to be the queen mother's favorite program but only because sadly she didn't live long enough to see skins channel 4 also screened ethnic sport kabaddi which i think madonna's really into because when you win you get to keep the other teams children right on to the questions uh take a look at this clip of popular indian sport kabaddi susheela trying for tamil nadu and they've gone for her leg again great move by full money kisco and west bengal move ahead by a vital point number seven full money kisku anticipates well goes down and gets a firm grip on her leg come on west bengal are ya sorry um what i want to know is uh what are the rules of kabaddi you have to pretend there's a ball right say that no yeah see trouble with me i can't take women's kabaddi seriously it's a man's game like celebrity kabaddi and kabaddi on ice that's brilliant i'll give points for any key rules you get there's one there's a couple of basic things you've got to do in kabaddi [Applause] are you feeling pretty good about that if that's not the rules that's a bloody good game okay all right let's have a look and see what you've got for the rules of kabaddi richard and david take me through right you have to run at the opponent's team and somehow break through and get back while holding your breath i partly did tell dave that as a joke is it anything like that though pretty close you'll get you get a point for that because they're holding your breath being quite key well they charm sometimes there's a chance they chant kabaddi yeah that's why it's called kabaddi yeah it's not that's not the only chant there is there are other disciplines where there's different kinds i've only ever seen that one clip so i i question your criteria for calling it kibadi because why why then is football not called the referees a wanker it's a good point while mate i'll look into that for you carolyn frank what have you gone with well we've got shout kabaddi yeah it's kind of like tag i used to play in a football in a park as a youth and the local asian community played kabaddi at the side as we played football and it looked a lot like you know tick you're on so they would stand in two halves and then one would run into the thing and he would try and uh take one of the uh that team while shouting kabaddi they all seem to shout kabaddi that's exactly the right [Applause] answer before we get carried away with applause alan and jack what did you put what we've got here is you get hold of people's legs and that's and then you happy slap them mobile is is videoing them and then you put it on youtube you've been combated you do not get a point for that no the rules are uh point to anyone that mentioned uh you basically gotta uh exhale while saying kabaddi while running into the opponent's team and trying to tag them it's brilliant okay another sports question for you on what show would you have found astronomer patrick moore's disembodied head enhanced with a cybernetic eye dispensing advice to children fine let's move on okay what what did you think teams games master james pasta richard david the playing a computer game show for nerds like us but even we didn't watch accurate but not correct alan and jack 15 to 1. you thought patrick moore's disembodied head enhanced with a cybernetic eye dispensing advice to children was on 15 to 1. yeah and i i realize it we can't be right because obviously and robinson is hosting it okay games master is the correct answer you get a point okay another sporting question for you take a look at this clip documenting some behind the scenes sporting rivalries he started spitting at me pushing me down the aisle so as i sat down he then put two fingers tried to put my eyes out and then as he got off the coach he held me in the back of the head mr mcgiffin was having none of it i don't know how you can see that after the evening meal last night we had our bit of a good humor banter that he did not want to participate in i think the important thing with good humored banter is it has to be from both sides doesn't it rather than anyway okay that took place at the world cup final of which sport we know that does it matter i mean it's it's a fight involving a scotsman it could be anything finally couldn't okay let's see what you got okay you've gone for it's a beauty yeah yeah you've gone four yeah it's a beautiful uh sorry richard david how do you spell superhero again um well no we we spell it in lots of different ways we've basically given you the letters and you can arrange them it does look like sub bus at the moment uh but we we're trying to express cebutio it's interesting that we couldn't spell it because it was actually written over the man's shoulder in the world but a little bit too hard for us still so far but near enough cebu let's have a look by the morning of the game bob mcgiffin stood accused of trying to sort out his son's opponent man to man no time you know for mcgiffin it's all over and that's it with the victory there i heard carl young shouting justice there it's been settled in favor of the welsh boy carl young john mcgiffin doesn't want to know join us after the break for more big fat anniversary quiz there'll be gay kissing genital reconstruction and full frontal nudity and we'll be showing some clips as well welcome back to the big fat anniversary quiz in the next round we're talking about controversy channel 4 hasn't just courted controversy it got controversy drunk and [ __ ] it on the first date but channel 4 admits when it gets it wrong it issued an apology for racism in the big brother house it issued an apology for screening the last temptation of christ and it issued an apology for titty bang bang even though that wasn't a channel 4 show on to the questions right what did hugh fernley whitting stall participate in cooking and eating on tv dinners in 1998 that prompted an unprecedented flood of complaints yes it was do you know we once were controversial on countdown can i tell you about it what did you do and well it was richard richard was sent a tie that had countdown written down it and it now it's true and and it was a christmas show and he thought it was lovely so he put it on and then we recorded it and it was transmitted and then everyone phoned in to complain because he'd sat down behind the desk and the down had disappeared and then he put his microphone over the you [Laughter] what a brilliant thing i know okay here's 2002's groundbreaking the autopsy please go ahead would it not be a sign of respect to move your remove your hat it's a question to me i don't have all right it's a question to me this is a question to me it's it's a respect to the people in which tradition i feel myself it is a i think the amazing thing about that is someone from the audience says you know would it be a mark go on and the chat without the hat said are you talking to me no i'm talking to the bloke with the hat on to be honest with respect i mean if if i was if my naked cadaver was being cut open on live television by someone wearing a hat the wearing a hat bit is the bit i would least object to i wouldn't mind that at all i would prefer just not to be peter dressed like completely like those blokes in the painting that would have been a fabulous program it was a kind of a cavalier doing a postcard buckling his way through the corpses with a bit of a smile together he could swing in on a chandelier and cut it open possibly a round head cadaver you have a whole room populated by corpses they don't fight back but sort of caught in tavern poses and then in comes the autopsy [Music] he died of cancer i'm out of here to the next corpse pub i want you to tell me what's the connection between the autopsy and the coffee shopping friends what's the question on that one central park um would you like some chocolate very much carol your detox has gone to [ __ ] dad ball chocolate button going to [ __ ] pop noodle next okay next up what have dr fox phil collins richard blackwood and philippa forrester got in common these people all appeared in a controversial channel 4 show i still haven't heard the question properly what's wrong with philippa forrester what's wrong with that i've only got one line [Laughter] okay all right now back to the children of mitchell brook primary in newsden what controversy are they acting out [Music] [Applause] [Music] here okay mate sorted you can sing yourself [Music] [Music] okay so what controversy are the kids from little book primary school acting i've written the show down now no room there's no room he's taking up the whole line with the names oh i know what it is as well okay for your final question in this round here's darren brown hello jimmy carr i'd like everybody to watch this clip please okay take a moment okay your question is this what that's what did i make him do that made him call me a bastard the way he said what twice that makes you think he now controls my mind darren brown wasn't in holly hoaks okay what had happened well there are so many reasons for calling it now i want to see his live show and i really enjoyed it which made me suspicious come on richard and dave come on you could turn this around there is nothing we can do to save ourselves we're just basically writing out a list of um items we need to buy all right uh how did you get on in round five what did hugh fernley whitney stall eat placenta i like the way you say that the way you say placenta it sounds like a very pretty girl's name thank you placenta come in tears ready bring your sister giblets okay so placenta you've gone for same thing richard david you went for placenta fine well the answer i was looking for was human placenta you got it right okay what was the connection between the autopsy and the coffee shop in friends that we think uh all right you've gone for caroline frank well i said i recognized that brick wall in the background which was the same as in central perk so it made me think that it was that was the similarity that was our thinking as well yeah so really you've gone for the connection between the two shows exposed brickwork you know that kind of thing it's very very trendy very nice and they had it in both of the things fine the the answer i was looking for was of course the name gunther yes uh in friends gunther runs the coffee shop and the autopsy was of course masterminded by weird german anatomist gunther von hagens but that is only as similar name and name as brickwork and brickwork yeah oh wait there there's a woman having a cappuccino on the front row i've seen them have one of those in central park no there isn't a woman having a cavity why we didn't write it down we might have added that to our excellent answer is that courtney cox oh it's a corpse obviously not the same show alan we're not idiots you get a point you get no point you get no point brook work does not count as a connection no it's a victory for common sense it's not getting into this now okay fine i asked you what dr fox phil collins richard blackwood and philippa forrester had in common what show were they all involved with brass hi you've gone for grass eye well you're both right because they obviously they all uh made appeals in the brass eye pedophile special highly controversial show you went for we don't know no we couldn't think could we no we couldn't handle it we hadn't really heard the question it's not yeah i'm a bit worried about how many weeds are coming into it partners on the quiz okay yeah we're not couple he's grumpy he's always like this in the morning as well tea and toast [Music] [Laughter] i want suits there's a sitcom definitely growing in there you can look smug frank sitting next to carol what are you saying i don't scrub up nice you always do this when you go out you fight okay well you get a point for brass side brow side you don't get a point because we don't know that's not the correct answer but admire your own keep well done okay what were the kids of mitchell brook primary acting out okay what have you got it says um sean ryder swearing on twitter t5 friday you could not be any more right what have you gone for yeah sean ryder swears on tfi friday the right answer and tfi friday sean ryder he swore differently but just as correct yeah thank you he's still banned from life's tv today it's in the channel four rule books i'm not that many rules but one of them is sean ryder cannot appear live i don't believe that genuinely i used to work in the cloak room at tfi friday did you yeah did you really what did you do there well usually it was quite interesting actually people would come in and they'd perhaps not want to take their coat or bag into the studio and what i'd do is i'd literally there were coat hangers with a ticket attached and i'd literally take the ticket tear it in half it was like raffle tickets and give them the number which would then correspond to their coat on the hanger that they could then get back when they came out again i think the best job i've ever had okay daryl brown asked why the young man had called him a bastard uh what have you gone for alan and jack well makes him rob a bank isn't it isn't that heist is that what happens okay well we'll see in a second what have you gone for he held up a security guard in the street what have you gone for richard and david we think that he made him come in his pants the way he was you know bending over you bastard you bastard there was definitely a sort of priceless ecstasy to that he seemed quite pleased about it yeah there was a kind of there was certainly a sort of wily grin there and then do a bank heist we also could be the bank thing slightly involved too actually let's go and have a look the answer is this i made him and others steal a hundred thousand pounds in what they believed was a genuine armed robbery the program was called the heist have a look at this target is inside again excuse me get down on the floor down on the floor down on the air on your front on your front look forward look forward mate if you move i swear to god you're dead mate if you've got family danny [Applause] [Laughter] his hypnotic powers to better use than that yeah if you can make people change their ways and do amazing things why not just go on to and and say if you're a sex offender stop it now stop it now jimmy come back come back to me so let's have a quick check in with the scores okay alan carr and jack d are in the lead with 26 carol vorderman frank skin i've got 24 only two behind richard iwadi david mitchell 20. you could still do it if they die is that part of the rule that you have to still be living at the end of the quest still have to be living to collapse all right i'd rate our chances we are we are the youngest team at the beginning of the quiz we were a young team right it's now time for a bonus round we're going to play the who are you game someone from channel 4's illustrious past is going to walk out here and all you've got to do is tell me who they are or more accurately what show they were involved in okay we're going gonna get terry christian but we couldn't remember where we buried him run the floors please for our mystery [Music] guests teams you're allowed to ask our mystery guest some questions just yes or no questions do you want me to keep frank away from you oh no what was it a music show um you're allowed to say yes if it's yes yes i have to think about it yes was it in the last 10 years no are you wearing calipers don't mind him they're lovely boots he's he shops at primark were you part of a band yes oh what's the name of the band in the title of the programme no hang on i'm pretty sure it's yes yeah it is yes do you remember you did this thing you were in it you should know all these basics but don't worry i'm here to cover for you yes the name of the band was in the title of the show did you sing in the show yes i think you've asked enough questions oh well i think you've got to write down your answers right that's funny anyway have you have you all got an answer have you got a favor you don't answer we know the answer okay let's see your answers okay you've gone for what they're sorry allen are you actually you've actually gone for the successful show we don't know the fraggles about some people for the fraggles they live a life totally separate from the fraggles no she's not one of the fraggles them being puppets and her being a proper human being it's fine you were close carol and frank you've gone four mini pops we thought she was about the right age to have been a if it's more than 10 years to have been a child about 20 years ago okay and david and richard you've done four mini pops yeah yeah and richard wrote it this time and i like his style it's pretty accurate yeah okay well let's let's have a little look at a clip [Music] again so you were you were actually in the minibar how old were you there when you filmed that i was five years old when i filmed that it was just fun it was aimed for kids it was done by kids i was the youngest of the group and it ran for eight years so we had tremendous success and all over the world actually we made nine albums sold millions so lots of fun do you still sell records now are they still available can you still get mini pop don't stars out and buy them or you'll be on some sort of register that's extraordinary because it's got kind of a negative connotation now because people think well that was it looks a bit wrong looking back on it but i imagine at the time it was fantastic for you wasn't it it was great fun what an experience i was sheena easton ladies and gentlemen joanna fisher from the mini pops thank you so much for coming [Applause] well join us after the break when we'll be talking about channel 4's factual entertainment shows like location location location and property ladder whenever i see kirsten you'll stop i always think i've got a semi maybe i should do something about that [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome back to the big fat anniversary quiz channel 4 hasn't just entertained us over the last 25 years it's also told us how to live our lives what to eat what to wear where to live and what our poo should look like you are what you eat beg the question what is jillian mckeith eaten the witch from rent a ghost location location location property ladder grand designs yes channel 4 has helped us all by better houses well certainly it's helped me and we had 10 years younger a great show and also chris langham's favorite google search now before we get on to the uh final questions carol you've made some factual entertainment shows for channel four i've made some practical shows yes do you remember any of that specifically um i made a lot of schools programmes and educational programs we made one in 1987 that is my favorite show ever on channel 4. let's have a little look is it wise to spend so much time sitting in front of the screen brian pierce a research fellow at loughborough university of technology is a consultant on ergonomics health and safety issues so if your brother-in-law was going to buy a computer what sort of advice would you give him on this issue wow look at those earrings how do you even notice the earrings look at that sweater that looks like something from qvc that was the early 80s that was very in in the 80s it looks like the lion's got cataracts the way this is in the light was the computer behind you really that big we all were in those days the amazing thing as well as how shifty that bloat looks okay right on with the questions uh take a look at this picture from 1985's extraordinary show all stitched up on the left is one of the show's hosts who i believe bought her clothes from carol vorderman in the 80s charmian watkins is her name i want you to guess what she specializes in advising viewers on um clown skills you've got to write these down okay over to super nanny joe frost for your next question as you probably know i have a tried and tested technique for dealing with unacceptable behavior called the naughty step if jimmy was to misbehave himself tonight i would recommend putting him on the naughty step for exactly 35 minutes can you tell me why so why would i be on the naughty step for 35 years she's had minutes i'm a very naughty boy in that mistake just then slightly yes okay um on jamie's kitchen jamie oliver not only taught us how to cook but also set up a not-for-profit restaurant run by disadvantaged youths what was it called i don't know food it was not little chef that would have been a great name for the show i don't know if it was meant to be not-for-profit or it's just a bit [ __ ] but what was the restaurant called right okay next up which popular broadcaster and dj du jour did channel 4 choose to front first aids it's 1987 evening of programs to raise awareness of the aids crisis fine i'm going to play you a sound clip from a very helpful 1988 series called easy does it i want you to guess what host pat rollinson is telling viewers how to do move forward gently and remembering that we've got a bad hip it does have to be gentle all right one foot in front of the other not too close and then bend slightly forward are you ready to push with your hands keep your head up um how'd you spell river dance okay how did you all get on in round six let's have a look what was charming watkins area of expertise sewing needle work making clothes making clothing you've gone for makeovers okay it was in fact fashion specifically what can i do for you well the problem is the size now the size that i take is a girl's size 12. yeah yeah and of course at my age normally their clothes are suitable do you find you know excited about what you're wearing and you're happy with what you've made sometimes but not always because of the patterns yes i know you have a difficulty there you must talk to betty about that actually i will but i can help you on the fashion side of things i've got an idea if i show you the suit for example excuse me can i can i move you just the same thanks very much it's basically the same tones oh i want to look smarter keep looking like from oh you don't have to you see and i don't think you do anyway but you could look better than even now she could look better than even now incredible to think i thought that was quite nice it's lovely yeah there was none of that horrible trinion susanna tit grabbing and you look like a [ __ ] than you do now which i will accept you could look slightly nicer than you do now but you do look lovely now you know that's a nice way to approach people rather than trying to tear them apart [Applause] no no one got that next one supernanny joe frost asked why she would put me on the naughty step for 35 minutes what did you get i mean a minute for every year minute per year david and richard one minute for every year what did you get a step for every year every year i suppose you think that's all right you get a point anyways that way you get the gist we know it's not an escalator that you're standing on i stepped for every it's it's getting very close what do you think audience should they get a point for that [Applause] i will i will let the scorers decide scorers if you put a choice oh you don't get a point for that score as if there's someone seriously out there what is jamie oliver's not-for-profit restaurant called your answers it's a number answer [Music] you've gone for 15. looks like ears but you've gone for 15 that's fine that's the correct answer you've gone four fifteen fifteen you've gone four pucker asbo dinners and then richard suggested we make it parker as their dinners also i wanted to change it into din as with an az but we were worried about clarity at that stage thanks for talking us through that richard well you know anything i can do to help who presented first aids mike smith you got mike smith what did you go for carol and frank we went for gary davis but with no idea really he was very nice man okay and richard and david you went for mike smith uh well let's have a look shall we good evening this is first aids in the time it's taken me to say those words someone somewhere in britain might have performed an act which could threaten the life of any one of us they'd have done it by showing the ultimate in human affection making love if you are going to have sex with somebody you don't know if you are going to change partners a lot then you should be protected and you do that quite simply with one of these this is a condom certainly there's no doubt at all that condoms make sex safer but they don't make it absolutely safe and some people will never overcome the embarrassment that they cause so we shouldn't only think about making sex safer we should also think about having less sex now for many of us that could be tough especially if you have none at all already [Laughter] but have people been having less sex since then you see i think mike smith has i think also the way he carries his condoms i think is a bit women don't like that when you just haven't resting on your knuckles for the evening if you find this embarrassing and it doesn't prevent anything if you wear it like that keeps your nails clean [Laughter] thanks frank oh man what did you think pat roland was telling viewers how to do okay what have you got uh frank and carol well we said i thought it was keep fit for the elderly okay uh alan and jack where did you go we didn't even stretch to exercise we just put getting up we didn't want to push them into any like you know aerobics just yet let's not run before we can get up richard and david can you take me through your answer please what do you think she's telling old people how to jump off a building sadly that is incorrect let's have a look [Music] if you have hip trouble you may have difficulty in getting in and out of a chair so you need a fairly tall chair this is a very bad example it's too low but nevertheless we'll try it now to get out of that chair get to the edge of it so you move forward gently and remembering that we've got a bad hip it does have to be gentle all right one foot in front of the other not too close and then bend slightly forward are you ready to push with your hands keep your head up and you're there can we uh show that to vic reeves well you were absolutely right with getting up so she was describing getting out which was the thing i didn't know okay let's have a quick look at the scores allen and jack have 29 tantalizingly frank and carol have 27 and the also rounds as i like to think of them richard and david have 23. it's time now for a bonus round on channel 4 quizzes where i'll be asking questions about tv game shows on a quiz show i have to be careful here or will reverse time ah who remembers the dark days before 1982 when students oaps and the house bound had to make up their own word and number games countdown was of course the first show ever seen on channel four and has become the gold standard of tv quizzes it's the most talked about show in channel 4 history although a lot of that talk is people saying what else is on right the questions here's another of our beautifully enhanced photo clues what show is this is that you again yeah oh yeah haven't you got big shoulders well i've got big shoulders thank you i'm very manly okay have you all got something okay what have you gone for alan and jack treasure run okay carol and frank teresa you're on casual run richard and david treasure hunt with george bush's daughter we think that your face on that lady does look a lot like george bush's daughter we just dab it okay well let's have a look and see who it was i think i look better but that is annika rice on treasure hunt well done you all get a point okay penultimate question of evening on a popular gambling themed show what did one regular do to bill murray for 89 seconds to chris tarrant for 222 seconds and to donaire for a record-breaking 290 seconds no is oh what's his name okay let's have a look and see what you've put okay you've gone for shake it hands okay you've gone full i can hand you've gone full shake yes it was mr shaky hands man from banzai okay final question of easy let's remind ourselves of the brilliant crystal maze drop the crystal into the water and you've lost the game [Music] oh [Music] she was in the water more than she was out of the door okay what i want to know and it's pretty close between you two and we'd love you to join in too what i want you to do is name the zones on the crystal maze right you get a point for each zone okay that was um richard o'brien was it on that outfit all right crystal mazes that was richard o'brien yeah who's since gone on to um design the cells at guantanamo bay i believe okay you've got your answers let's have a look let's go to richard and david first what have you got for the for the four [Music] zones aztec french red light slash saucy jefferson which also doubles as a chill-out room well one of them is right is it the jeff hurst's own child no but but aztec is correct you get a point for that well done okay frankie town what did you go with we had aztec zone at jungle zone in the ozone twilight zone smoke free the quarter zone and the chromosome good science factor alan carr jack d what did you go for aztec futurist because i used to love um aztec futuristic industrial and matalan well you could have had uh industrial medieval futuristic aztec or ocean which was added later means you've got three points there [Applause] okay well let's have a look at the final scores richard iwadi david mitchell have 26. [Applause] france and carol have 30 points well done to you but our winners deceiving with 34 points jack d and alan carr and you know what that means you've got 34 points that means you've got 34 seconds in the crystal dome bring out the dome [Applause] what you've got to do is collect as many silver and gold pieces you possibly can in the dome yeah not just when you're in there though alan right start the fans [Applause] well thanks to alan and jack frank and carol and richard and david thanks special guest all of you for watching at home that was the big anniversary quiz we'll be back in 25 years see you then good night [Applause] okay alan and jack you've got um about 40 gold pieces and 37 silver pieces that means you owe me 12 pounds 50.

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Published: Sun Jan 10 2021