Best-Selling Author and Actor Gabrielle Union (Extended Cut)

that's right no more Charlene acceptable last year's yes tonight we have Gabrielle Union a legendary thespian two-time New York Times bestselling author that's right we're going to need more wine stories that are funny complicated and true it's out right now as she was both sue copies because there's two of us thanks for pointing that out give it up for Gabrielle Union credit wise like interested in terms of like dental and health insurance yes I am the most pop and simple no but I mean I'm not the sibling that's gonna pick you up from the airport right help you paint and like help you move I mean so no I'm not popping in that you ever get that phone call you gotta look at the phone like oh I like to like like a and people know don't call me put it in like you got a text name because I feel like when you ask for money it's harder to write it down people will ask you anything on the phone I don't answer the phone and if you call three times and there's a text perhaps I will send you to my accountant but you got a really state with them with the issue is love front yeah no just call me back no call me back yeah I was just a yo-yo I know where that goes know either it's got to be follow up yo Gabby hey if they said like yo Gabi I'm really like like that's a block Oh cuz who the [ __ ] in my family is gonna call me get it yeah nobody that actually knows me right that's our immediate request from us what is this book about sell it sell my book it's it's essays in my life from childhood all the way through you know things that just happened a few months ago okay but it's a lot of stuff that apparently people don't talk about and they what like fertility issues okay you know people like they'll just met I and I had a baby and I'm 57 right yeah you know or or even talking about you know sexual assault sexual harassment like things we don't talk about as we're seeing so I put together a collection of essays that I thought could actually help people help you through you know laughing help you through you know deep dives into some dark issues or help you kind of reexamine some opinions that you might have had that I hope to change what was it like pouring your heart out onto the paper like that because these are personal kind of essays talking about life experiences you've been to what was the process like writing it it was most of it was in therapy so um well no it was like I wrote it for my therapist I didn't think like America and the world would see it was like yeah sure like I was like I wrote it as homework but I'm like yeah I don't want him to judge me right so I only shared like things that I thought like he would still like me very much I need people like so um so when I got approached about writing a book I was like I do have all this stuff that some of which I haven't even share with my therapist so out of its inner mm-hmm opening it was a reception and book been so far unbelievable I mean I did the the New York Times bestseller list came on again yesterday and I was I hadn't moved actually I sold more copies in the second week I think especially right now people feel very isolated a lot of people are suffering and they feel like the book is like [ __ ] I see you man I see you I see what you're going through and you're not alone and so that sort of I think what people are responding to those oh and it says we're gonna need more wine how much wine should I smash before every this book should look like half a bottle man well I actually tell you when age you should move into tequila so I I hit you with the okay now this is like a Chardonnay maybe a Pinot Grigio will stop you on block and then we go into like malt ball backs and Pinos and I'm like this chapter straight tequila what's your wife choice mama or my own wine vanilla pudding sold exclusively at Total Wine knew Oprah I want you to start a magazine called Gabby and you be on the cover every month why just talk [ __ ] about just show people like your turn you could yeah I don't have turns not yet I have collard greens where I haven't moved to like the turkey neck I still like use bacon grease and a ham hock where I basically try to kill you and every episode with like like recipes that will give you diabetes and heart disease you can't lose a leg off a dinner I don't know if it was the worst movie you've ever done the worst I mean there's what will be like when it comes are you like you're any wonder I was like damn I just did that for the check because I'm trying to get in that territory you know what 8g double hockey sticks yeah yeah it was for the Disney Channel and okay because I know so much about hockey and our people are really hockey this is so they thought who could we make be an an angel sent from Jesus who's a double agent who also helps hockey teams win and yeah so I played the Archangel was real because it was and I helped a hockey team win and that's probably why Jesus was came back people are crazy I thought this this chick is gonna clear there you go so here I go hey up to Toronto or no Vancouver it was you're in the legendary movie is right up there with Gone with the Wind bring it on whoo yeah you got to ad-lib some lines in a movie you got to switch clients was it was it like a table reader you were like not it should his [ __ ] corny I'm gonna say this way it was like nah this [ __ ] will get us you know protested by the n-double-a-cp we can't say that um and they were like made up slang words that I had to ask my ex-husband like what what is this and he was like they actually spelled out you know Martin Lawrence would be like yeah they would have spelled that out I'm not gonna say that at the end of the movie she ends up cheering at uc-berkeley we're gonna have to change some things so she could possibly get into the UC system right um that's ID they just kind of let me ride cool do you remember the choreography from now not at all no but people often they assume that I had it down when we filmed it and B that I still remember almost 20 years later somebody thinks was it like multiple and they hated me and I could feel I could feel the energy shift like when it's like about to be lunched and they're like we could all go to lunch if take 37 decison can you jump straight up just straight up jumping you see a lot of close-ups yeah of my face and then it might go wide where I'm like yeah and I could I don't I don't know this is a suit I play I play words with friends I'm a Scrabble person I'd like to read I'm not this isn't my thing like I got a nice crossover I don't I don't cheering was not wasn't sure no I'm not likeable and that no no I mean you also did a nice another why a movie that's donated 10 Things I Hate About You yeah no I'm saying a good time was it weird being an adult playing teenager no because most of us were adults um and the UH most of us were dating younger people okay not children younger but then like Heath was 19 he was an actual teenager and his girlfriend was like 38 so yeah we had a great time we got that we got those kids fake IDs and the rest is history one of only two black people our friends I think there was I think Sherri Shepherd had a role I couldn't get one point um Aisha Tyler oh that's right they brought her in with the same exact storyline I had once you know nobody killed me they were like I think it's safe bring in the next one for the same storyline but we'll keep her longer Wow and yeah we I'm so I'm so so this is like kind of like yeah oh my god like no that was a direct that was a direct I was quite correct everybody there was no they they were like let's have our first main black character on friends anyone protesting anyone turning off the show great sheep she's gone her in the next one bring in the next one with the exact same storyline and let's see if they notice there's a difference which no no because people notice that I don't think the friends audience notice that there was a difference yeah you've been entertainment for more than half your life is it still fun yes most times it's fun like when it's not this and you're having a blast like hanging out and I'm saying what is it not fun um you know sometimes you just want to have a freaking moment to yourself and like you know there's there is the occasion where I have to use a public restroom and you're spotting you know there's this much space between mm-hmm there's looking at you you want to toilet you're like oh no see in here I'm sure and then they wait yes I'm trying return emails you know I'm trying to do that business again perhaps you know I'm quite regular so like I'm not it's not gonna be a quick one right Oh Jo and there they're in there they're just way in so that's that's not a good time yeah don't wait for the flush me just going Gaby and they don't want to wait I would like you to wash your hands they want this right in there in the hug girls they don't care they don't care they want what they want oh you had a very touching and introspective interview with sway in the morning I did I'm saying which which reminds me that like people don't actually literally just added 280 characters on Twitter who was like nah now we ever you know that we are going to book I mean cuz basically I was like the chapter that like if you read the whole chapter you would have known that I was talking about young you know teenage girls who brag about like sucking dick and I was like that's dope but like do age your [ __ ] and they're like yeah no cameo but yeah I was like wait what first of all I'm 45 I've been [ __ ] since the late 80s making Claire oh yeah there hasn't been one dick in my life you know gang but what the whole point was don't be a disposable mouth and if a [ __ ] treats you like you're a disposable mouth hit him with a 68 and I owe you one mm-hmm and then bounced right or restive whatever whatever is good for the goose is good for the gander and sex should be mutually fun and then if you actually read the book you knew that I jumped and said after you asked meet your [ __ ] out of me dress and that was the joke and then it somehow turned into like peach emojis every time I talk so you're trying to do a press one now every time you go somewhere like you talk from not me don't talk about this at your mouth and I'm like what okay but on the record oh you need I mean a ballgame all day you know saying well hey there's millions of people that like all kinds of [ __ ] and I would never like be like but what that interview did was drive a lot of more people underground through like different kinds of sex so I'm not gonna comment on what you may or may not like or what I may or may not do because then people feel like my version is the only version is the correct version so whatever the hell you're doing with a consensual adult do you I don't I don't care but just know I've been at this since the late eighties see see not new to this is true that is so eight there hasn't been one dick in my life god bless you all for thinking that and so there should be probably peach emojis on a number of people that I will not go in [Music] there's really like this idea that like I just emerged as like dee Wade's wife like out of the blonde like I didn't have a frickin life that makes me upset because you have a very illustrious career pre yeah so you know it is for like hood people like us it was always like oh yeah be huge like we had you on some wild pedestal where we thought like you didn't have sex god bless ya so I have sex oh my god I'm super regular yeah like all this you'll just hear it down Barrett I know you will do diet yeah yeah well you burn matches afterwards you got like this phrase no because we have several bathrooms damn you're flexing the day I don't know that came for each athlete budget now these black actress but she okay you trying to shame me about cuz I said bidets is a bit expensive I still live in the Bronx but I'm going with a bidet this is the broth you get home invasion after I think about it when you eat something mad hot and you go to the bathroom and you get the little splash back and a splash back on your booty hole how good that feels like how soothing that is imagine that but like not due to water like actual vomit I could do that myself I'm doing fight thrust fool enough you know I'll say if I just come in with enough impact get that star you get the wall splash like the Godzilla coming out the water crew sorry you have to be no this time this is my wheelhouse is my wheelhouse mmm the Banana Boat crew yeah Ron D Wade Chris Paul like that all was that you well first of all I was on a banana boat not feet look look here move that's somehow no I mean they've always put Mel on the boat on the banana boat him in law hadn't even arrived yet it was my idea to get on the banned boat they all fought it and I had to convince them that who's gonna see this except here we are of the entire world somebody just mad far off with like a telescopic know we felt well know like first of all we were on the boat two seconds it's really hard to hang onto that yeah and they were you know that the the boat that was you know they take this this is like two seconds oh yeah I was like right before like we're looking at the boat driver like you're not gonna like you know jerk us off well you know yeah great go back you don't even have your hair wrapped another no when you go on vacation with black people you don't have to do that yeah like I can like go to sleep with a head wrap on and wake up with the same head wrap on and nobody gonna be like whatever you say like just choking it up yeah boys they recognize yeah are you really G ways they're a perfect third favorite person I think I'm Mike more like top five five I don't even know if I'm in top three it's like bronze then the dog and then now I think Jack channing frye is like he thinks x Channing Frye is like the funniest thing ever you know they just get tight like he'd spent so much time with LeBron you go with it I was more upset bit like the dog got a snapchat filter and then him and bran had a snapchat filter and I'm like super me like I was in seven delivery nap chat people were like you've been you know at it since the late 80s I thought you would you maybe wanna have a snapchat filter you know the one you married they brought it full circle right I had to take that I had to just be we heard you do a sub you do a super gmx impression what you got me max with the dogs we're gonna watch Golden Girls episode blitz an actual conversation that's a good mix no no no go girls he's a fan of Golden Girls Wow like wouldn't come out to set like until the episode was gone and he had like a box set so that could have just gone forever Wow being a sex-positive show who do you think was getting the most cheeks in the Golden Girls house no they did oh they actually did the math and Blanche was getting more Dee than any other other Golden Girls so she said no they were they kind of how many guys would comment because they run got the ones who would come through we don't know what we came from the back yeah we're doing where they go back home out on the patio with a bunch of people who says if they don't they don't have a hotel room Nadia have money like that they spent all their money on big they're in South Florida but they were in a plan they were retired they lived in South Florida before he was a retired schoolteacher and when he follows her wrong solid maybe it was a motel room maybe it was the EZ 8 motel we don't know I think that whoever talked about it the least the most yes and it was rules and rules was done I think it was like been Ola she was seeing Olaf she got it in that's why she had to flee st. Olaf that looks like a sub story here Anthony never know love like she's and take it too much smoked herring I feel you see a Golden Girls sex habits we got real union this is beautiful all right so you are hot ones what was the hottest pepper you've ingested it was the last one I don't remember was called but that last night it was it was painful okay disgusting yesterday we did the One Show I finished it but it was it was it was a challenge it was just and this there was not and that's not my finest hour we did the one ship challenge yesterday bring up this beautiful butter footage who else is doing the chip challenge will come forward who else is brave enough let's go come grab a chip die for the hive let's go if you notice some of those people are not here today okay there's still suffering then I see you all right at the count of three you gotta eat the whole tip the whole chip with the whole trip not you don't hotel it's a one chair challenge I'm you know come on ready ready all right one two feet immediately she hit my tongue and I was like nah this is death this is foul I was good I was good I'm good starting to get warm right there uh-huh like hot for no reason blue yeah like it's like your talk is still getting hot as you're talking no I'm starting it huh yeah yes he's like no it's coming he's going through it this [ __ ] is hot as [ __ ] what we good though yeah next day all right no days off any any hints for people because you say you enjoy your spices for people who ingest in hot peppers I mean I've never seen that reaction so I don't even know how to either just don't do it don't succumb to peer pressure oh yeah that looked kind of like I don't like you I mean Zeek I don't combo of something else oh yeah we might need a full blood panel really get to the bottom of that third grade pass before your eyes like that wasn't just by scream yeah reunion what would you like your rainbow to say Oh hmm we're just gonna put each emoji win now that we've met you you know say we're gonna hold off on the visibility's when you use the tools of the master often times you end up cutting yourself damn let's wait Deepa daddy raised [Music] [Applause] you're watching the deesis and Miro YouTube channel so subscribe it's like the buttons all the buttons right here this is a real you to [ __ ] yo saying out here geng geng soir

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Length: 22min 46sec (1366 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 03 2017