Insecure's Yvonne Orji (Extended Cut)

yo bull bags number one show late night I'm worldwide I'm saying my illustrious guests and tonight we have Yvonne og who is mom who that Molly is right I need some insecure some of you just found your stage is actually a night person bring up to the table right I love how you've had a franchise money orgies orgy is okay orgies orgy don't have fun or he's not straight up you never tried to French it up when he was a kid there was when you were a guy who it was a straight of life come on if we was gonna say class on the rolls to you now well and then my name is Yvonne a orgies of you like uh you wanna know if there's like something is it was like I'm a chief in my country why why are you great we're just worried I was like it's odd G your name is Artie I'm like no I think I got it I think I got it that's a that's a problem I'm sorry [ __ ] you're possible to achieve no your parents clearly were not pleased when you chose comedy they were not you know it was not a my father called me a jester it would be a desta yeah that's how that back up too close to home it wasn't not with the [ __ ] what item I thought my father like actually believed in me I was like could be a gesture like performs in front of the Kings I'm glad you think I'm gonna make it just a little like there's a boner things that you fall into the trap you're the hat with the bell yeah I know that part I don't have a reason why they proud now did you go to them like look I'm popping oh yeah no there's they're super prop my mom is like she doesn't seem like he'll never ask like I need you to do something she'll just be like what is that okay it would be nice to have that long wait I just walk away like yeah you know what it is you want me to buy you a car not like yo you know can't seem to get me done I don't know how to go get the Sun and kind of money I mean you on TV you very got a ton of money just laying around I'm like I mean these used to be your cabinets but it's cool you want Google at what point were you like okay come in money I could live my life doing comedy when because I started doing comedy in on Maryland cut off you do need to answer because I was clean Connick I was doing a lot of corporate shows like churches or different people pay me like 300 hours to do like a five-minute second and then like I got bumped up to 500 for the same five minutes and I said hold on email back for making 100 hours of minutes right so I'm not going to med school I just didn't tell my parents right like I ended up getting a master's in public health and then going to war-torn Liberia because I was upon like I could put myself in danger seshu it I'm there right women but disappointing my parents not knowing I'm lack of we're best all of it appearing to drag on oh yeah you're not built for them right eyes when your parents like yeah you know I want to tell them I was like you know you can deal with like somebody being angry but you can't like disappointment yeah like what can you do with it like what somebody's like I'm not angry I'm disappointed yeah thanks yeah no I'm saying it's luck is not even like like you went from going working clean yes so now you're on one of the filthiest nasty is most corrupting shows on television like that called me unquote available you said clean comic what does that mean like you don't curse how will you talk about sex you don't talk about boys they're like very observational what's like I don't know why like dating I talk about being an immigrant is about being a virgin and why ah not only when I like trying make analogy would like the fact that I'm a virgin a month laughs and authority right guy has jokes cause advertiser he knows that's Paul's Amazon like at the head of why you would like I got questions though like did you know Donnell ikkaku like I gotcha ah this is a noble gesture God is like mechana you've been a while now yes like oh yeah so are you living vicariously through Molly's Hold'em you know it's part it's like I had to check myself before like we have those things because you know it's like we know like when it's planned out and all that stuff but like for the day of its like I got it unlike are you excited you're headed rollin what why do you like to come back my condition is like don't like don't get out there and try to get brand new is like no this is still work so like when I drove on set it's like what's the rover here great I'm how you doing - machine partner and this is like we finish the scenery you try to not make it awkward like you've been as it seemed like so is your handsome okay here I go great thank you look don't be hitting me right here with your brows I know me or just guys that well exchange numbers taking a ride home nothing I got a car okay keep it keep a rubberband I believe and it says broken [ __ ] theory like what the whole thing maybe you put some program things do you believe in that exact that was for Molly or just like Emeril in general just was for Molly and in general Ivana Jesus the doc the doctor before thinking about that laugh in the table read how did that make you feel what I don't like you out there no I see I don't think Molly's you know I don't think it was broken I think it was robbing this place I think she was certain she was looking for some things and not all in the right place which I found love in a hopeless place that does that work yeah should be a nice segue Rihanna is a crumble though I yes I just I was like y'all she was looking picking all the right places I wanted to eat more cars like say a favorite version of Rihanna not it like it's my favorite version of Rihanna I wasn't I don't think I stratified Rihanna's versus like I was like I liked her an umbrella a and her wondering when you know I think I would shoot that she's looking happy like she looking like she eaten long ago a lot of flying fish I guess that said you're gonna do the European dude is like yeah thanks all together I haven't seen any new features of them there's a pool you might have just been the one who done it maybe Susan says I play em secure for you know breaking the product of black families feel like insecure can be blamed for everything bruh I'm like what you doing your name you can't work out and right now you just passion in my life is not my weight what I mean use the characters and my references every day well I work more I believe you what's the dorrance like I mean she's with Jay like on set this is amazing jay is days everybody's best friend like it we could not have asked for a better dude to be like on the show he is everyone's big when he's he's a jerk like I love him he's a jerk like he clouds me as like cuz I've three older brothers right he's literally my fourth brother okay um but he takes care of us and he's just so giving and he'll call like we're neighbors so he's a call for the work clown me like my mom came over and like made food and I was like Jay you hungry is like oh you jumped over my fence like you can just not call you got all like I'm gonna let you get anyway brought these otherwise I was like well I'm thinking is great it'll make you do crazy things so I'm cooking that girl like that yeah you cook Nigerian jollof rice all babies I'm saying that yeah well no well each other to you ever asked her to let you wrap Ethan like that's her that's her own I feel like y'all I felt like y'all should put some pressure on home i watch the only person I wrapped no good they say the same thing a lot of us aren't any one of us okay our name in the credits is I use like it three times before you get to the rest of your classics it's like what is it Oh Chinese producer actor actor and everybody else goes not going to make that they're not gonna make that Confederation that's gonna get those who want that Molly spin-off come on I mean it when my lease it off would just be like her shopping from the nose who's not her rabbit mommy's Molly's a chick I know I'm not right I think the shower yeah I don't even want to rap but just me like it's on my headphones up no no no no yeah no yeah no no no okay all the way to my tech check the base yo yo what about no you're wack engineer my G you should have been had to set up oh yeah I don't even hold on me me me now if there's any another going to finish our curly was it go to challenger um yo ain't ready like I know condo unit uh no no I've no chance they're like does you whatever good you that like I don't like and then like I love you so much I don't know I'm no kid but I love you so much yo use the grateful joint I love you so much me and my dad again I'm amazed it can't release I don't know think about kids yeah oh I don't know yo here's something that you it's not much it's not much although your and what you to come up with a beard in the survey I got it about to beef and I'm going in like he looks just like you I never seen him at a website oh my god extra guy a smug I don't get how to be sure your friends look like any much thank you so little distance is not much no now your Nigerian yeah you met President Obama those who are not related I'll just put that out there to make it messy she can see some Kenyan and Africa is not a country you said it not me oh you see the former president listen we'll get into G apologies me I don't want to cuz that I don't want to touch our African people see me open up the Kenilworth John McDonald open-hearted saying however people were saying me like you know is the whole cow yeah what 7 foot of a [ __ ] hole no great like he was it was like kind of surreal because we were there was the last party of last Christmas party of his presidency to meet Lisa lovely Bo's a whole bunch of folks from the what's that consult on a South American voter and we went and he was you know shaking hands and whatnot and literally was about to walk past us and like saw ISA he was like hey and then he was like hey but I gotta tell you I like what you got son when Michelle's coming with everywhere we goin on Air Force One I don't think it was a good yeah watch the show he's like what you guys are doing that's great he's like I listen to soundtrack too but he's like I can't sing along to ask that we the presidency yeah oh no he's got the presents not hungry gonna get the hook on Spotify lady doesn't this is all is that what you doing Oh like that's so interesting to me like post-presidency very like what is he doing I mean what's his life like a people being human because he listed that in Bob go for a reason the Pope he watches the show but he can never come out and be like yo I watch this so yummy after you got the barrier I'm saying - yeah like even now he can never come up brother Barry came oh it was like this load would be over and they show like five seconds it's like I think we're gonna say that workout times please yo he wasn't even Amiga Kanye cattail he double commentary on his playlist any big employers have put that on Yelp and words in Paris and that that is my receivers okay so there's a clean version that airs on Vice yeah if I comes out early in the daytime but yeah it's like maybe 90% of the words of bleep clear it's not you get most of these because it sounds like a fax [ __ ] up bad oh we got a house you got it look there it is baba oh [ __ ] the one that says the footless the sliminess heart of it well you bid what I wanted to leave I got no this is why we got Trump you glad you're out ways to cope with ocean fire yo Nucky the husband ow hey house no no no I feel you just love it you have my thing if I smell like bacon and this was doing someone's hair they all got like relaxed on man I didn't know the next time my African feet would touch like authentic why don't I do it I think in the light oh man I was doing like a Sookie - I was like maybe like a meme for the future generations because I did it for the culture I did it for my sister okay that's my answer okay so man haha okay all right that was a placard for y'all doctor doctor doctor every day you know it's Donald Trump invited you to the White House would you go know what it feels like I [ __ ] would you go paper and just like Cavalli you can watch it mom you know what New Deal I'm to let immigrants the immigrants Donald Trump how about that mm-hmm would you fight down at home you don't need to fight a losing bet now would you like fight him in the street I went on ones like PG County representatives go nah I mean I'm African psychic lots of boys I could cause of you you know we had any option oh no I am sorry you do a certain super nervous because ours is like I'm sure we still understand in the media you know how it is gotta get these for putting in his bank account no it's not a it's not nice I'm glad I heard there's a prince of Ghana real close there's a gold you kind of livestock even come here are you going weird lie to me about it Brock you okay I just want to know do you feel like that stuff is being incorrectly attributed to Nigerians you think like there's somebody else I'm like I want assumptions pathologize baby well we lead the charge we start we definitely started writing on frontline somebody basement cooking up like okay well you know what because I need a 10 digit code on your account right away something we started it but then when people got on it was like now we all days like jay-z whatever you want to do we all we all dance and we move on to new things you know say we yeah I was just marking folks no we all have to be corrupt you come in that jury you got folks who are like living lavish you guys know that leaves yeah I mean there's there's equal parts poverty with those equal parts blessings like we all here there's a huge middle class there's a huge upper class so I feel like a lot you turn your back aliens why are you not big why are you not in Beyonce vs. Rihanna sophomore guard outside why was the Effendi returning and be more real this is job 74th they got all the more body about look at our neighbor nah we are not would go 2 3 4 5 the presidential mansion is actually just a modest Queen Street family house and Beyonce's voices a life skill like [ __ ] with like wavy hair don't you got to put inaudible you can't put it like because they're like the Americans okay but you need that I mean god bless I think you know now leave with his words it's not as valuable now you would at Hollywood and there's a top-three yeah go see ya market so diggin was not right so - so we laugh it was always like a big I love my daddy doesn't want to be a bother late who cares who cares for no reason so I mean I can't not get the I think there was definitely some new ways not evil people who are trying to do like different different things and so you know is the my project for this presents itself but yeah right now I'm really happy on HBO gangaram's like that open for Christmas open for the rock is that was that an amazing point in your life is like everybody I'm out here it was amazed because it's like you're working at you were grinding so hard like a year ago I was on my couch like that's like real talking like I was I just happen guess it was I was subletting my own room sleeping on my own cows like yeah don't pick it out you know me I get to talk to Chris Rock yes I'm like don't look we mods no no we're just super dope though it was an amazing experience I'm trying to tell you like it's like I was living a dream that like I didn't even know I could drink you know I mean like it was just like I was just trying to do this and then you do this and then this happened he like put in the world so it was an amazing stories I opened a firm at the Fox Theatre in in Atlanta and it was just he's just so cool because it's like it's Chris Rock I got to grew up on him I got it when I first met him because of his Medellin kind of hook it up fellow Nigerian a good friend and she was just like I come to come be crisp you know we were like it both in Miami and I was like what do I say like I don't want to be like a super fan but I did I was like yo Chris I gotta let you know I was like yo me and my friend still be like excuse me I was wondering you a like every sound like you trying to be like African - my asking for something like it was water and so he's like Jenni like that last guy was like all right and it was just like we just we talked about like a lot of things about common we talked about relationship we're just chilling and then like two weeks later layer Chris wants you to open up at height say words and it was great I got off the stage and you know he was right there I think I did 20 and he did like a like an hour and 45 and he was like you're good you got good stuff good and I was like what do you want your rainbow to say I want my red mullet a shot at her she came prepared I can't really we're just right right I'm an immigrant something I don't have your rainbow I'm Emma Graham everything all right sighs reporter yeah [Applause] you're watching the visas and Miro YouTube channel so 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Length: 18min 31sec (1111 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 08 2017