Wow! My turn! [laughing] [grunting] Aww! [laughing] I think I'm gonna be sick! Here you go Patrick. Now we never have to be apart,
even when we're not together. This is great! See ya forever SpongeBob! Yeah, see ya forever Patrick. [yawing] Time for bed Tiny Patrick. [cheering] [gargling] Yee haw! [laughing] [laughing] [snoring] [snoring] -Good morning Squidward.
-Says who? You sit right there
my hungry little sailor. while I whip you up
some grub from the galley. [laughing] [humming] [cheering] [whimpering] [yelling] Huh? Careful there, little buddy. The grill is hot. [gasps] [humming] [grunting] Bad Tiny Patrick! Sorry to do this little guy,
but I have to keep you safe while I get some work done. [whimpering] [grunting] [whimpering] [grunting] [screaming] What's going on SpongeBob? Oh, hey little guys,
you're playing with each other, so cute. [growling] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [sighing] [laughing] [stomach growling] [grunting] [yelling] What are you doing SpongeBob? Just trying to live
their lives, Patrick. Just trying to live their lives. Poor little guys. [screaming] Our world is just
too big for them. Oh, I have an idea! Ugh, I hope it's not
another one of your crazy plans to steal the Krabby Patty
secret formula. You're thinking
of Plankton, Patrick, Oh yeah. [panting] [laughing] Ta-da! A tiny home for
my tiny friend. [cheering] Oh, I get it! [cheering] What are you doing? I ran out of lemons,
so I'm squeezing this. That won't work! Huh? What? It could use more fire hose. Red firetruck lemonade! [screaming] [groaning] -Here you go.
-Yum! [screaming] That's delicious! Hello? What are you selling? -Lemonade!
-Black lemonade! [screaming] [screaming] [gasping] Black lemonade,
a unique taste sensation! I'll have another. Huh? SpongeBob, cover for me
while I go get some more. Sure buddy. What do you want? Hi, uh, yeah. I want you to do that
scared thing you did and make more ink. I will not! [groaning] [panting] [bell ringing] [yelling] Oh, I'll just have to scare
the ink out of him. [knocking] I said I will not-- May I borrow
a cup of squid squeezy? [screaming] [laughing] Thank you! Oh, I think you better get some
more black lemonade, buddy. Huh? Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Uh more. Hello?
Who is it? [doorbell ringing] [doorbell ringing] [doorbell ringing] Hello? [screaming] I've lost it. I can't tell
what's real anymore. [screaming] [screaming] [eerie sounds] I'm a haunted [INDISCERNIBLE]! [screaming] [whimpering] Not creepy
nursery rhyme music! Da da! [screaming] [screaming] Thank you Daddy! [screaming] The Krusty Krab? How did I wind up here? I don't think I want to go in. This newspaper is dated
60 years into the future. I can't look! I'm afraid to see! Please no! [gasps] May I help you young man? [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [groaning] Squidward, if you want
to buy some black lemonade, you'll have to get
in the back of the line. Yeah, wait your turn
like everybody else. What? Black lemonade? You've been selling this
as a refreshment? Yes! Hey, come on, buddy. No cutting.
We've been waiting here all day. Think they can just walk
right up! You mean
you people actually drink this? [murmurs in agreement] Huh? Huh? All quiet on the right side. All quiet on the left side. -Sorry sir.
-Cute little-- Sorry ma'am. Hey, what's going on here? Would you like
to buy some cookies? Mayday chicken leg! We got a situation
on the griddle, hiya! I got the weapon! [screaming] [panting] SpongeBob! Why are you following my leg? Hank, you have to listen to me,
your life is in constant danger! -Isn't that so Patrick?
-I think I hurt my leg. -Your what?
-My leg! [screaming] [siren wailing] Ah gee, some guys get
all the lucky breaks. at least you know
the [INDISCERNIBLE] perimeter is secured. I know, I just missed
being at the hospital. Why? -Well, secretly--
-Oh! I'm in with love
with the nurse. Oh, you're in love with a nurse! Oh ho ho ho!
[sighing] Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we hurt your leg! So you can be reunited
with your lady fair. Let's do it! And we should step on it,
it's almost time for her break. I'd say
it's almost time for your break. [laughing] I should probably use
something stronger. Yeah, probably. Trust me Fred, your leg
is as good as broken! My sweet nurse Angel, I'll be there soon, my love. And here comes the Love Train,
right on schedule. [train horn blowing] [train horn blowing] [grunting] Don't hurt your leg!
Don't hurt your leg! Mr. Robot, that is very rude. How are we supposed
to break Fred's leg now? [groaning] He's just afraid
if I hurt my leg! The doctor will replace it
with his leg! Oh is that all? Shucks he can have my leg!
It will grow back. Boink! Enjoy. [laughing]
Thank you, sponge man. This one is even better
than my leg! [siren wailing] [siren wailing] Aww, it's no use, SpongeBob,
maybe the nurse and me, were never meant to be. Now don't put your tail
between your legs just yet Fred. I've got the perfect plan
to get you back to the hospital. Okay, here's what we do. Hey, my leg! [siren wailing] My head and torso! Wow, that's crazy. They hit me everywhere
except my leg! [siren wailing] Ah, thank you, SpongeBob. If it wasn't for you,
I never would have made it back to
my angel goddess! Oh don't thank me, Fred. Your leg did
all the heavy lifting. I can't wait to meet this
angel goddess of yours. Well, wait
no longer SpongeBob! Hello, Nurse Bazooka! Nurse Bazooka? Sponge bath time! [screaming] I don't wanna go, no! [moaning] [groaning] [screaming] Vegetables! That's what you like,
isn't it, bunny? We'll see what we got
in the fridge. [sniffing] Whoops, I'm out of veggies,
but I got something even better, Gary's food, yay! [screaming] Does bunny wunny
like his dinny winny? [screaming] All right,
Gary's food is out, got it. I'll get you veggies.
I'll be right back. [yelling] Bunny wunny!
I've got a surprise for-- [screaming] I'm gonna have to chew-proof
this whole house, fast! Hot sauce ought
to do the trick. [burping] [screeching] [laughing] [burping] [burping] Huh?
No no no no no no! [groaning] [burping] My comic books! [screaming] [gargling] I gotta get rid of
all that hot sauce! [screaming] [panting] Here we are! Water supply, check,
trampoline for hopping, check. teeth sharpener, check,
and an adding machine for multiplying.
[laughing] Triple check-aroni. Now the bunny will be more
than happy to stay in his cage. Huh? [sniffing] [screaming] [panting] Doesn't like cage, check. [panting] [growling] No no bunny,
don't go in there and get lost! I need my jelly fishing net! Where did I put that thing? Probably dropped them
in here somewhere. Oh, got it! -Hello!
-Patrick! Did you fall between
the cushions again? No SpongeBob, I fell
between the cushions. But I have a solution
to your bunny problem. I love the hunt! [yelling] [grunting] [panicking] All right Patrick,
that's enough hunting, -you can come out now.
-I can't see where I'm going! How do I get out of here? [groaning] SpongeBob, where are I? Stay where you are Patrick,
I've got an idea! To the pet shop! Thank you! Patrick, I bought a second bunny to lure the first bunny
out of hiding. Hooray! [sniffing] [accordion playing] Hold still Patrick, I see you. Oh, thanks buddy. Aww, bunnies! [laughing] [laughing] One, two, three? -More bunnies!
-Yay! Uh oh. Patrick, the hunt is on! [yelling] Yay! [yelling] Oh!
That was a close one. See ya later little guy. Smelly garbage truck! Hey Squidward! [screaming] All this fresh air
feels great in my holes. [flute music] [screaming] It's my turn
to ride on the back. [laughing] It's all yours. Hey, this is kinda nice. [screaming] SpongeBob,
watch where you're driving! I'm not driving Squidward,
you know I don't have a license. [yelling] [whistling] You ready for a test drive? No problem, we'll try this one. Not to worry, we got plenty-- [screaming] [choking] [screaming] [tires screeching] [screaming] [sneezing] Wasn't that fun? No, just get me out
of this filth heap! Oh look at me
I'm a disgusting mess! Here, try this hand sanitizer. No no no, wait wait wait,
don't don't don't! I wish you would--
Oh wait that's not too bad. Ah, well let's get
all this nasty trash in the truck
and get out of here! -Oh, watch it!
-Sorry Squidward. Oh, oh! What a cute little dolly! He can be our truck mascot
and ride with us in the cab. Oh great idea. Why don't I put him up front while you pick up
the rest of the trash? Thank you Squidward. [mumbling] [groaning] <i> I want to have fun.</i> Huh? <i> I want to get good grades.</i> Well you should stop
saying wanna then! <i> I wanna destroy you.</i> What the--
[screaming] [INDISCERNIBLE] [laughing] That was so fun!
You gotta try it. Forget it you nit wit! There's no way I'm getting in
the back of that filth wagon. [screaming] Ow, my internal organs! Oh hey look, we fit!
[laughing] Isn't this cozy? Please let this nightmare end. your next mission is to find the Loch Mess monster
and bring it back, alive! Oh, the Loch Ness monster! [yelling] What color? Doesn't matter, good luck! [screaming] They'll never find it. And if they do, it'll eat them! Ha ha! It's a win win. [bagpipe music] <i> Row row row row!</i> How are we going to find
a monster in the dark? I can't see a thing. We don't have to find it,
it will find us. [bagpipe music] [growling] [screaming] Ah, I'm he greatest. [door knocking]
And here comes the worst. We're back! The Loch--
The Loch Ness monster! How did you find it? -Oh simple, bagpipes.
-It likes bagpipe music? No it hates it. [roaring] But it sure loves to eat them. Give us another one!
Give us another one! Give us another one! Brother... -Come on, just one more!
-All right, it's impossible, but, if only you can find
my long lost brother. Brother? [chuckling] I haven't seen him since
he was a baby. -Aww!
-Baby with a mustache! He was an early bloomer. -What was his name?
-Name, uh... -Um...
-Um? Aww what a pretty name. If I could just see him again. [crying] That's so sad! Even my armpits are crying! [sobbing] Come on Patrick, We've got some
extreme scavenging to do. Yeah! Oh, thank you. I'm free! [laughing] Squidward's brother! Squidward's brother! Squidward's brother! [humming] Squidward's brother? [screaming] [knocking] [gasps] He's right here,
Squidward's brother! Little rascal
shaved his mustache! [sighing] Good. [knocking] Mrs. Tentacles?
You're Squidward's mother, you must know
where Squidward's brother is. Brother? Squidward
never had a brother. One of him was enough. Aww, that's so sad. Squidward wanted a baby brother
so badly he imagined one. Oh man. now it will take
even longer to find him. Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm! -I got ya buddy.
-No Patrick, let it flow. Oh, I have a plan! [sighing]
I love my two new homes. And best of all, I haven't heard
from those idiots in months! [laughing] Squidward?
We found your brother. [laughing] You urchin brains!
I never had a brother. -You do now!
-Two brothers, us! What are you morons
talking about? Come on in, Mama! -Mama?
Isn't it lovely dear? I'm adopted
your two little friends. Brothers! [stammering] Oh what a beautiful family. Smile! Hiya! Now this is fun. Yes, quite
the civilized sport, eh? [giggling] Oh I say,
a little more rough-horsing. And now more you know who
killing the casual vibe. Hey guys! [screaming] Mind if I join you? Not at all. Great, I can't wait
to kick some jelly booty. Uh, the thing is Sandy,
in jelly fishing we don't play to kick booty. We actually catch and release
the little sea angels. Well that sounds about
as exciting as tap water soup. Oh well, your game, your rules! Hey wittle jelly belly,
would you mind? Mine, ha ha! [air horn blowing] [laughing] Ugh. Yeah! Heh heh. Easier than
slipping down a mudslide! Okay okay, I know,
catch and release. Isn't there anything more
to this game? What more can anyone want? Yeah, it's perfect. I have an idea how
we can turn things up a notch! Hey Sandy, I don't think
we need to kick anything up any notches. Ha!
Frankenstein Fish Food! Oh, this should be fun! Ha ha, that's what
I'm talking about! They're no longer jellyfish,
now they're jelly buzz saws! [screaming] Oh, hey! You're supposed
to fly into this! [screaming] [panting] I'm a walking glow stick. [screaming] Hang on jelly! [screaming] Ow. Such a soothing pastime. [screaming] Thank you Super Sandy! Welcome to the jellyfish rodeo! Gotcha varmint! [screaming] [grunting] Hey! That is not how we do it [screaming] Never mind. Hands off that jellyfish
SpongeBob, he's mine! Oh you are so mine! No... problem. Whoa! You're out! Hit the showers! Time for spring cleaning! Yee haw! Into the dustbin of history! [yelling] Five... more! [screaming] [yelling] Whammer, bammer,
in the slammer! Woo hoo, I'm the queen
of Jellyfish Fields! How does that feel losers? [air horn blowing] I don't like it. I can't see or hear you, for
my face has been cauterized. We're moving
all of my belongings out of my mother's basement, into my grandmother's
basement across town. Let's start with my lounge. Okay Patrick,
up with the love seat, [grunting] Ow, my bad back! I guess you will have to move
everything without me, so I'll meet you both
at this address. But don't you have to pack your
things before we can move him? [groaning] I guess you'll have to
pack my stuff, too. But remember what gastric prizes
await your mouths. Oh, Patrick-- [chuckling] [laughing] Okay Patrick,
let's get p-p-packing! [mumbling] [yelling] Oh. [laughing] Hmm. [grunting] All right,
that's the last of it. [sighing] I hope I didn't
leave anything behind. [grunting] [laughing] [groaning] Don't look down Patrick! I turned off my eyes. Whoa, whoa! [hiccuping] Uh oh Patrick,
I think I have the... hiccups. Hiccups? I want some,
I'm so hungry. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, here comes
another one Patrick! Thanks buddy,
we're almost there. Just a few more steps
and we'll claim that free lunch. [yelling] Well, this is a dilly
of a pickle. [yelling] [screaming] Back it up, back it up! [screaming] Ta-da! I hope you didn't
damage my goods. Oh your kids are all good
Bubble Bass. And we sure built up an appetite
for that free lunch. [laughing] Oh yes. About that. I'm afraid I was waiting
for you so long, that I... ate them! [burping] [growling] If my friend SpongeBob
doesn't get his free lunch, then things
are gonna get crazy. [panting] That is the meanest
thing I ever saw Bubble Bass, you sir have crossed
the line of aquatic decency! You may think you took
a couple of bottom feeders for a ride today, but I have
got a news flash for you Slappy, these bottom feeders
wouldn't eat your free lunch -if you paid us!
-I would. Come Patrick, I'll make you
a free Krabby Patty for $2.50 plus tax. [laughing] Well you pulled it off
Bubble Bass, and you didn't have
to flick a fin. Bubble Bass! Why do you think it's funny
to pack your mother in a box and drag her all over town? Mother? Let's see how you like it! [panting] <i> I didn't do it, ow!</i> <i> Please, it was
SpongeBob and Patrick!</i> <i> I'll dry the dishes Mommy!
[screaming]</i> All right my pretties,
let's make this place pro-Plankton, pronto! [screaming] Now everyone remember,
for the rest of the day, Plankton is the--
[gibberish] Plankton's boss. Hi, Grandma!
Happy birthday. Nice to see you again
Grandma Plankton. Ugh, who invited the sea?
Pee eww! [laughing] All right, I tried. [groaning] Let me help you
with your bag, Grandma. Ouch! [humming] Here we are Grandma,
welcome to the Krusty Plankton. I named it after you. Oh well,
aren't you a sweet grandson? Who are they? They're just
my employees Grandma, meet SpongeBob and Eugene. Hello Grandma Plankton! They look like very nice boys, and I'll bet they are even nicer
when they're working! You heard Grandma, we ain't running
a welcome wagon here! Get back to work! [chuckling] Yeah, sure thing Plankton. [laughing] That's Mr. Plankton
to you, busboy. Sorry, Mr. Plankton. It won't happen again. [grunting] Oh look, that one's
napping on the job. [snoring] [grunting] [screaming] Okay, who's the wise guy? Oh my goodness! Who is this handsome young man? [swooning] Oh that's Squidward,
he's nobody, moving along! Oh Squidward, didn't we meet
at an early bird dinner? Oh, I think someone has
a not so secret admirer! [laughing] [screaming] All right lady,
I don't normally say this, but get off my nose. -Roll with it Squidward!
-Or you're fired! [sighing] So, Grandma Plankton,
where have you been all my life? [giggling] Call me Lilly. Okay Grandma,
you're embarrassing me now! To the kitchen, Squidward. [groaning] Thank you, Sheldon. You really made my birthday
extra special this year! All right, Grandma,
got your bag. You are out the door,
and that is that. Oh, just one more thing. [groaning] My last birthday wish
is to get a photo of me posing with the Krabby Patty
secret formula. [laughing] Krabs? Fine, anything to get that hag
with a bag out of here. [screaming] Say cheese! Cheese! [screaming] [laughing] Finally,
the secret formula is mine! I knew your sincerity
was insincere, sir! I didn't know anything
about this Eugene, honest! But I love it! Now we can rule the world
as a family, eh Grandma? Sorry Sheldon, but I'm not
sharing this formula with you. But Grandma! Adios, mi amor! [smooching] [screaming] [laughing] <i> Where shall I began?</i> <i> My life smashed to bits,
my living room covered</i> <i> in broken dreams,
without my clarinet,</i> <i> the world was a drab
and colorless place.</i> [laughing] <i> And that's when I saw him,
my first suspect.</i> <i> When it came
to paying the stupid bill,</i> <i> SpongeBob always
tipped 20 percent.</i> <i> He had to be involved.</i> SpongeBob, what have
you done with my clarinet? Squidward,
you're so hard boiled. Are you playing a game?
Oh oh, can I play? I know you stole my clarinet.
Tell me where it is! I don't know!
[laughing] It couldn't have been me
Squidward, I have an alibi. I was at Grandma's
house all day, and I had the kissy
marks to prove it, see? There's room for one more. [screaming] His alibi was solid,
only a family member could stomach
putting their lips on this fool. You know,
we have lots of friends. Maybe they can help
with find your clarinet. I don't have friends,
I have suspects. Oh Squidward,
don't you know a suspect is is just a friend you haven't
cleared of charges yet? So... can I help you solve
your case please please please? -Try not to get in the way.
-Yeah! It's a play date!
I mean... All right, I'll partner up
with you this time. Huh? [mumbling] What the-- Hey, Mr. Krabs,
how are you doing? Can I get you some tea? Do you mind if I ask you
a few questions? Now where were you earlier-- You seem hungry dear,
home cooked meal? What are you doing SpongeBob? Manicure? Makeover? [grumbling] Warm blanket? New shoes! [yelling] Enough! Hey, check out the dame. Yuck. What in the salty seven seas
are you two doing? Oh we're playing
good cop, good cop. Sorry Squidward, I don't know
how to be the bad cop. We're looking for
my clarinet Eugene, I know you broke into
my house this afternoon, I know you stole it
now fess up! This afternoon? Well, I was--
I've been here all day, counting my money! Just look at me butt groove! Good contours,
and still warm. story checks out. All right Krabs,
we'll mosey along this time, Come on, SpongeBob. Boys, if you two do find
that clarinet, could you bring it to me? So I can smash it to pieces! well, there's only one person
left on my list of suspects. -Patrick Star?
-Uh, yeah, how'd you know? [scarfing] Hi guys. Well, the criminal returns
to the scene of the crime. Spill the beans Jack,
where's my clarinet? I don't know who Jack is, but
I would like some beans. Let me lay it out
for you, Chuckle, when I took my nap today,
you broke in through the window, smashed my living room, got
that goo you're eating all over, and stole my clarinet! Oh this isn't goo, it's jelly!
The good stuff too, from real jellyfish. Real jellyfish jelly? You can only find that
in one place. That means our thief-- Must have been at
jellyfish fields, let's go! Right behind you pal. When we arrived
at Jellyfish Fields, I could already hear
my clarinet's dulcet tones. [gasps] My baby! Ha! Oh, so it was the jellyfish
that took your clarinet. But from the sound of it,
I'd say they learned that crime doesn't play. [laughing] Look Squidward, the jellyfish
are fans of your music. Oh we should solve
another mystery now. Yeah, how about the mystery
of where all my coins went. Huh? Sold! Boink! [humming] Whoops, sorry! Draw some more! Nice decor. [humming] [gasps] My house! Whoa, oh, oh oh hey! Oops, forgot to draw the ground. I'm starving! No problem, two patties
coming right up. Your doodle patties sir. [scarfing] Tastes weird. Yeah, they are a little dry. I miss real Krabby Patties! -I miss Mr. Krabs.
-I miss Sandy. I miss Gary. I miss Squidward! You know who I miss most of all? SpongeBob! But, Patrick, I'm right here. [gibberish] -Aww, isn't he cute?
-How do you do? [gibberish] Oh I'm next, I'm hugless! Oh, oh!
He disappeared. Oh why was I cursed
with the hug of death, why? He's not gone, Patrick. He's right there
on your tum tum. [gibberish] [gibberish] It tickles, ah! [gibberish] Get them off,
get them off me SpongeBob! [screaming] Oh, Patrick! [screaming] -Ah, thanks buddy.
-You're welcome. I guess we need
to be more careful. Uh... [screaming] Nice Doodle Bob,
put the pencil down. [gibberish] Ah, run! [gibberish] Don't worry Patrick,
I'm coming for you! Good to know! Surrender peacefully
Doodle Bob, or face the wrath of... SpongeBob, Knight
of the Square table, Charge! Ha ha! [laughing] Release my friend
before I get really tough! [gibberish] [screaming]
I got you I got you! [groaning] [gibberish] [screaming] [gibberish] [crying]
We'll never get back home! We'll never see
our balloon squeaky again! Oh Squeaky... Squeaky! Grab on buddy! [gibberish] Too slow Doodle Bob! [gibberish] Uh, SpongeBob? [gibberish] Here Patrick! [screaming] [gibberish] Well, that's the end
of Doodle Bob. But we're still stuck here. Oh yeah. Too bad Sandy isn't here, she'd find a way
to get us back home. Wait a minute Patrick! Doodle us home, Sandy! [gibberish] [gibberish] -Yay!
-Thanks Sandy! [cheering] What the-- Sandy, we're back! [humming] Catch, la la la la la! [screaming] Yow, oh oh hot hot hot! [screaming] Hot mustard! Whoa! Do you mind? Can't you see
I'm trying to read here? Oh, ooo! [groaning] [humming] [groaning] What are you doing? You have a loose thread. Huh? So? I want to pull it! [sighing] If I let you pull it,
will you please let me read my book in peace? Mm hmm! Fine, get it over with. [giggling] [screaming] Nobody look down. [chattering] [humming] Seat yourself sir,
be with you in a minute. [smooching] My most valuable possession, except, of course,
for you, my love. [sighing] [screaming] My appreciation is depreciating. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no! One dollar! [crying] Someone order a rusty cab? -I like string.
-Congratulations. [whistling] Ow! Ah! There's nothing quite like
a brand new shirt. Whoops, forgot the tag. I got it! [growling] SpongeBob! Sorry Sandy. [gargling] Ah, nothing beats cashmere. It's warm for a sweater
today though. I can help! No no no no!
[yelling] [groaning] Huh?
Oh come on! [monkey noises] [growling] [screaming] Da da da da da da! Let's see the twine twirling
twit try to unravel this! Huh? Really? [screaming] Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Ah! [grunting] -Patrick, hi!
-You have a thing on your thing. [laughing]
