Best of short series / one-offs / VS --- PART 2 --- BEST OF GAME GRUMPS 2021

hello everybody welcome i'm dan this is aaron he puts peanut butter on his dad's hand no my dad puts peanut but my dad puts peanut butter on his ham my dad puts peanut butter on his ham aaron just exploded into the room to start this play through all right we're playing tony hawk yeah we are uh uh they reached out to us wanted us to play tony hawk so this is what they did all right this is cool all right i like this because usually we just get reached out it's like play our game okay fine but they were like listen here's what we want you to do we want to give ross this game we want to make him make a nightmare level for you like like my god is that what happened yeah and then and then you play his nightmare level so he's already built his nightmare level um which is very exciting thank you ross this is ross's level it's called bone grinder thank you ross it already has one vote in one play somebody was very excited about it create a park yeah it was tony hawk yeah yes he tries everything i gotta get home i gotta test all these stages [Laughter] ross told me that they're i'm gonna be restarting quite a bit so yeah oh oh oh they're up swell that's okay oh okay restart how the [ __ ] am i supposed to make that jump also happy birthday to ross um don't know when this episode will go up but he recently had a birthday so happy okay restart happy birthday to our sweet boy yeah happy bippie it was uh it's already passed yep it's on thursday that's what i said but i guess some people don't okay restart up all right let's try it again my dad puts peanut butter on his hand there we go okay that's the idea that was the move that was the move hey man i got combo challenge high five yeah that's pretty cool look at all those tricks okay well you need oh one foot japan right oh that's that's that's a tiny country i think you defeated the people much less a foot [Laughter] you know i don't know if the tony hawk team thought this through all the way yeah yeah it'll be funny and it's like wow yeah they might have underestimated the evil of our friend ross cause everybody loves the old ones focus focus i messed up my fs wall ride wally full out the tony hawk people might be like can we have our money back and i would not blame him it really uh whoa yes see this is this is skills right here jump no oh maybe i have to just like ride it out and then jump to the side i think so is that a thing i can do let me let me practice this on here practice what i don't know watch watch right right here so i can do this yes okay so that's easy yep [Laughter] all right here we go this is it this is the one this is easy this is just like when i was growing up dad you're the other roo pootie peanut butter on your ham over here pulling sick eggplant mcquist was that actually what it was called oh yeah yeah i mean i remember that being the name of one ah okay yeah what the what the what did you try to jump straight ahead oh i think i just like didn't balance myself i had to balance myself okay no it's fine it is just because you say something's fine doesn't actually make it fun yes it does in my mind i have to rationalize how about i live my truth yeah i'm living all kinds of truths here hop yes look at what what what did i miss what did they miss i think you have to ride that first rail that you're on almost to the end and then side jump to the other one oh but i tried that and it was hard i know but it also seems like what you have to do okay okay [ __ ] i was so close gosh okay here we go tony hawk jumping on the rail jumping on the rail doing a wall ride jumping and then the rail and then a wall ride and then another rail damn here we go tony hawk on the rail does he slide yes he does does he grind jesse does wall ride then he jumps right then he jumps but i got the special gauge now uh-huh that means i go faster and jump higher great so let's see if that works in our to our advantage a little more aerodynamic now you see that my special meter went away i am going to eat dog food [Laughter] all right one more time pancakes r d delicious in well at the very least it's making it more entertaining for me here we go rice cookers no what what was that what was that what was that jumping off limbs and stuff rice cook curse r efficient at cooking rice yeah boom oh my god you have to grind for so long that was so many bs 50 50 see all right oh holy [ __ ] randall is my dad's name but i don't call him randall i call him [ __ ] you call him i call him dad kurt russell well i built me a raft and she's ready for floating oh mississippi she is calling my name [Music] 700. [Music] [Laughter] [Music] dang you kylie damn she made a lot of money whoa what's going on with their pits i don't know they were strange right i didn't want to say anything but i thought the same thing is not a real person yeah all right yeah you're right you're right i'm so stupid just [ __ ] shoot me in the goddamn temple so stupid what just put a shotgun under my chin i'm so stupid aaron please let's go ahead and scaring me stab me in the heart and twist stupid oh it's the final spin just choke me after i jizz after well during okay that's more like but also after is it bacon keys burger bacon cheesecake taking home the bacon ah [ __ ] dude but we did well let's get started with the [ __ ] skin i hate it get handsome waiter new moments to solve so go quickly what in the world yeah is that handsome waiter could be that seems very random doesn't it it absolutely does and i hate it i don't like it at all handsome that's not oh it's got an s though and then that would be an o in suiter is not spelled with an a i mean yeah it could be anything that ends in tur handsome farter and some handsome writer and some [ __ ] it could be wrong so many people could be handsome can't be writer two masculine words fit together okay see what happens yeah it's a handsome waiter sucks ass should've let me win on that cheeseburger one man don't know what was happening oh man really [ __ ] me on that one well great job baron wow great job of you man yeah that was super fun i i enjoyed hanging out with you and being bros pat sajak and vanna white tape a whole season in approximately 40 days damn i wonder how many different and then they just show the other 300 days out of the year yeah why not that's awesome yeah if i can get paid just probably get paid like three million dollars a year sure they get paid bank i know i know uh drew carey got paid a million a year for price is right yeah wow that's awesome so sorry dude you won't get to play because god damn it we're dunion rings we're dining rings baby all right have a wonderful day everyone we love you and uh we will see you again soon goodbye friends goodbye lovelies i wish there was a better version of wheel of fortune if if there is out there let me know because this one's so laggy but he's so [ __ ] rude he shows up and then and you win you win a thing and you're like yeah i did it and he's like wow how would you come up with that and it's like what the [ __ ] dude i never expected an idiot to win kind of yeah have you heard this new song no [Laughter] [Music] stupid why would anyone why do you even think oh boy aaron i'm sorry it's fine is it no terribly [ __ ] mad i will say and i will admit that when i guessed it and i told the audience it's i said that wow that is incredible but it was this it's still impressive unfortunately there are none on the board [ __ ] aaron's had a rough video game day hey um you know i think i'm gonna have to like take a shower take a bath meditate oh a million dollars oh good for you you still have to guess a letter though yeah i know oh my god okay well you wasted a double letter on the one million it's aaron oh got it yep oh good job good what [Laughter] solve it impressive job offer oh harry do you feel better no really nah i got a [ __ ] what are you doing third round making bone boy [Laughter] [Laughter] sorry bone boy it looks cooler in my head you've got the cash so what would you like wow oh come on [ __ ] [ __ ] wow that was so much money that was a lot damn your gambling spirit god god yeah i'm cool i'll just hang out on the beach [Laughter] oh my god [ __ ] i whispered it to the level i know the express no did you hear it i only heard the last word which is obvious right [Music] yeah i know it i know it i know it should i spin again yeah i need to get it did get ahead of you [Music] here we go time for the bankruptcy now you're good express express express express yes even though there's only no there's two you've had crazy uh spins this turn would you like to of course i would give me the consonant d thank you and solve contestant number one making sand art yeah done good job aaron thank you eleven thousand dollars i feel like you needed this it's true you've been in a bad way for the past two hours my head has been spinning sliced provolone cheese sandwich that's what you'd put on sandwich so i was mostly right cool it just looks like poon sliced poon cheese that's correct gross sliced there's a lot of ease dude yeah he's in cheesy trees with cheese that's correct dude it's what are you doing why didn't you guess a g or an n right away yes we have some n you're a silly boy wow aaron i mean number one you've changed ever since you've got 11 000 on wheel of fortune you're different wow aaron that's very impressive i told you man i'm getting a lot of practice if i see if i just sit down in silence for a second then i can be like i got this yeah and everyone at home is like this show is shitty and boring perfect i don't know do you want to be good at wheel of fortune or yeah great plan oh jesus hooray yay congratulations good for me i guess oh lucy ricky fred and ethel yeah i thought the first one was like one big long name lucy ricky man i don't know why i love lucy i don't care i don't love lucy jeez man you don't have to like immediately [ __ ] on it just because you didn't get it i'm sorry i i just it's the only way i know how to express my anger i hurt the people around me because i'm not it's not maturity i can't figure it out ding i think i got it [ __ ] it this is stupid anyway an [ __ ] only [ __ ] get this dominatrix well i guess s and it wasn't there so there you go oh wild card good for you colin i'm calling you a piece of [ __ ] [Laughter] i'm calling you a cab oh my god if you want to be stupid i actually do think it's jenna oh [ __ ] no don't do it stop it no you foolish console all right next time on game grumps oh we'll complete this level well i mean this this round yes we'll finish the round that'll be great wow it really is hot yeah i know i could i could feel it when you walked past me cool goodbye hello everyone good day welcome back to wheel of fortune aaron uh put his console in the fridge freezer freezer actually even colder yeah i just threw it in there on top of a on top of a rack of ribs i'm not kidding wow because i i thought it would conduct uh electricity well i guess technically yes but why technically yes well because the transfer of heat works similarly is the transfer of electricity the more conductive surfaces the it's the same property i just thought you were eating electric ham and i got excited [Music] oh they got it velma kelly i do not know all right i do not know who they are mckelly oh from chicago oh it's catherine zeta-jones oh i only knew her as catherine jones the gun the gun the gun the gun reach for the gun to shoot my face all right it's you [Laughter] well that's all i remember yeah it was good though meet me behind the bowling alley for you on the bottom bone homeward bone is the cat gonna make it cat's got a barbed penis oh yeah authority song is that it it's gotta be that's what i thought i need more money give me money daddy give me mine give me money wheel daddy 500. go for the y or the h i don't care yeah do whatever you want let's see if i can give a [ __ ] is it authority song i thought it was authority i just didn't know if there was a song called that i guess there is watch as i lose a turn or go to japan oh [ __ ] authority song who's that bye john mellencamp oh okay i got it [Laughter] oh my god it is george washington we did it aaron we finally got george washington as an answer what i'm so happy holy [ __ ] i haven't even been making that joke the entire time we've been playing that's so great what's wrong with me it finally has come home wow wow oh washington apples oh thank god and apples yeah yeah like um like it's a type of apple like the apples from washington wow thanks for clearing that up well done sir i don't even know what creature comforts are i don't give a [ __ ] wow he's an [ __ ] yeah i wasn't sure how you were gonna say what do you mean you don't know how i was gonna solve it with my [ __ ] brain you dingus you look dumb as hell wow we rock to the hello we rocked the um the heart ai man heart ai sucks they choose q and [ __ ] yeah they really do stop no the eye would you follow me over here please stand right here yeah it's a penis firing squad [Laughter] something sure yeah or spire drill here we'll need three consonants oh yeah um mercy uh m is more common okay wow you made that look easy did i oh oh musical score hey i guess the seat would have worked out for you yeah aaron we did it we did it musical score good for you thank you yeah punch in the air punch in the air we take more punches in the air you step into the air you're gonna get punched i'm masculine punch rematch all right one last one for the road give me the wheel give me the wheel spending the day in bed spanking the boy in bed [Music] no that's a that's a bad one don't don't what are you doing what you said [Laughter] did you not mean to do that no oh my god i should have let your head [ __ ] solve spit i was just thinking about your jokes well pat i'll be spending the boy in bed [Laughter] what do we do for a living sense of odor i wasn't really that freaked out a million million million million yay incredible oh i can't you could get a letter it's gonna be n [ __ ] well there goes a million dollars are you kidding me it looks like we're ready to solve contestants life of the belfry life of the wary it's life of the party oh yeah i wouldn't know nice coat i guess you go first yeah no ways so go [ __ ] yourself versus the worst okay hurtful but second is the best and that's the computer third which is you is the one with the hairy hairy chest i don't have a hairy i wish yeah well we're just going by the rhyme i got a bear chest fourth is the one with the shiny hiney so i'm not thrilled about that either is that real that's what we said in the jersey school yard but four doesn't rhyme with shiny heinie you only have 150 seconds to figure this out fifth is the one with the penis on venus where did it go oh [Music] oh wow look at that good job dude i you you absolutely have raised your wheel of fortune game i'm telling you man it just takes a second of silence to really to be honest when i'm [ __ ] yammering and there's no there's nothing coming in wow first which is the worst as we've established no it's not first is the clear winner no as always dallas you know the drill here we need three consonants um okay oh man i i don't even know where to start wow you made that look easy no i didn't you shut your mouth what oh i got it billy vinelli hope you're ready to solve honolulu it's ha no lulu right [ __ ] i think so yeah it looks right what a pretty language yeah i know with the limited letters oh my god hawaiian wheel of fortune would be so easy with the 12 letters yes there are 14 a's oh that that eye was clutch yeah yeah seriously bro you're fully leveled up dude use the star use the star you still start throwing the stars baby dude you did it wait so who won overall you did really oh well done not ryan yeah like i'm starting to think that hard stands for like hard luck life that they live like hardly any good [Laughter] wow well done sir yeah thank you i appreciate that aaron wins hey put it on the board yeah we all won together because we got entertained we got another episode of game grumps we got away from mario maker for a little bit yeah yeah we got um we live in the kings we're living like kings dude yep damn like achilles euripides both of these [Laughter] i swear to god if you ever get me oh i'll get you you i i will be so proud of you it'll take years but i'll get you yeah yeah yeah of course of course we just have to like forget about it for for a long time yeah yeah i can't wait for the day that you get the one that the people that we'll never get are matt and ryan yeah because they like they actually are nev they're so on guard for it at all times i wonder how they can sleep at night uh a crab railed rotated oreo rotated scrotum [Laughter] wow all right it's hard to concentrate what's the third was it shrooms it's oven roasted scrotum it totally fits doesn't it what is it what is it hospice i need hold on i need to get uh oh please god no two bankrupts [ __ ] kill me yeah husbands and wives i'm just gonna try it oh yep is that right yeah that's right that's a thing yeah i've never heard of it before that's [ __ ] it man you're a genius you're a genius refrigerator is that how you spell refrigerator you take the d out yes fridge is just for the shortened version it's like refrigerator or maybe maybe there's two spellings how [ __ ] dare you wow that was you that was incredible that was so much money thanks man did you just take that out of thin air no no i took it out of the kitchen oh my god dude oh my god let's get started [Laughter] it's like all a nightmare let's teleport you to where you need to be hi hi hi hi-ho hi ho disney copyright strike all right hello uh and welcome back to uh our wheel of fortune channel aaron has of course uh challenged me to an immediate rematch wow yeah what are we gonna do blues all the time no hello everyone welcome back hello well done aaron yeah thank you man i i've been practicing words well you're killing the word game uh it's time for a little more monopoly you know my normally i'm not a cat person but my my neighbor um has a really sweet cat that wanders around the neighborhood oh and uh drives camilla absolutely insane as she watches from the window yeah and i finally met the cat the other day while walking and uh i asked my neighbor what his name was and he said i don't know he's like i just called mr kitty cat so so in honor of mr kitty cat i will i will be uh i will be the cat piece wow that's great all right well let's start the game all right yes yes i mean you owe me like what 10 bucks but still yes yeah yeah there's going to be a lot of this 18 8 more than i thought it was gonna be a looks like i'm going to olive garden tonight roll it fantastic no that's bad you're hubris oh my god you better mortgage properties homes after you talk smack how about this [Laughter] how about six hundred dollars aaron oh my god you're such a freak oh you landed on it dude yeah i know i landed on it but i regret doing so all right i'm 600. what was it 650 i don't think so 6 10. uh okay i'll mortgage the damn railroad that ain't doing [ __ ] for me you know [Music] i'll wait no no don't buy a house [ __ ] i didn't mean to buy a house oh [ __ ] [Laughter] i gotta mortgage the property oh now i'm down [ __ ] oh this sucks ass now i gotta sell houses over here jesus why would you let me buy a house game you stupid [ __ ] i'm just imagining you like in a courthouse yelling all this stuff like to nobody uh yeah i'll mortgage the [ __ ] water works excuse me [ __ ] all right good there you go uh uh back hey there you go enjoy your stupid dirty money [ __ ] con artist all right here we go you just told me i was stagnating in a cell yeah doing crooked business yeah enjoy it there you go [ __ ] happy now on the whole goddamn board wow this really is capitalism i'm just sitting in jail running the world oh i get to roll again what an opportunity oh virginia okay are you ready let's ox no don't ox don't ox then you [Music] take it for 40 bucks for why for 40. because i don't want you to screw me out of 120 dollars oh i wasn't even thinking about sneakily hey all right i got them enough well it doesn't even matter in this dog-eat-dog world i know that's just really funny um this is really it really is like you start out with a haymaker and then for the rest of the match i'm [ __ ] stumbling all over the ring [Laughter] it's like what even happened what no oh no no it is chance no it's a property jesus christ yeah i'll buy it for 300. i'm good for it oh boy [ __ ] enjoy enjoy your 50 empire you slug he's so mad at me i do i don't like i don't i don't know what else to do what else can i do i don't know just sit in here buy me a ice cream i i would gladly buy actually we just bought drumsticks we just bought a box of drumsticks for the freezer so if you want to come over and have ice cream you absolutely can dude you know what i gotta try goddamn [ __ ] park place piece of [ __ ] and you'll get it for 10 bucks out of cash all right here's the deal all right what's up they make you gotta you got to check these out man they make fried chicken ice cream oh that sounds disgusting no no no no it's not what you think it's it's not like fried chicken flavored or anything it's okay it's a it's a a hard cookie bone inside wrapped in ice cream and then the shell of it is like it's like the fried part is like cookie crumble and like chocolate coating or something i'm sure that's delicious i just don't like the idea of like dessert meat you know what i mean well it's just ice cream yeah i guess you're right like once you take one bite you'll be like is this the bad one oh that is the bad one holy [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] though [Laughter] do you mind have some chicken eat it in five minutes yeah go for it oh oh wait oh no no no no no no no my turn be kitten it it's doing it automatically dude what the [ __ ] why why is it doing this [ __ ] we can't stop i'm sorry here you you better go uh welcome back to gamers everybody i gotta roll the dice okay so uh the what has happened before just tried to happen again uh the game rolled for me because i wasted too much time and um and wouldn't you know for much longer it'll bankrupt me and forfeit the game okay so i just very cool i owe you 20 bucks so enjoy that okay um this is a real this is a real uh [ __ ] interesting one yeah well i i want it so i also want i need more properties turn it on huh oh you sneaky bastard okay i will take it thank you i was i was prepared to lose it all for this property and you left me what 50 bucks yeah really you're gonna lose it all of course dude this is life or death here it just doesn't seem like a good idea because that it's gonna gotta be [ __ ] kidding me you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me what the hell oh my god walk me through your process what do you mean walk me through your process i i i would rather sit on a glass jar and have it explode in my butthole [Laughter] god damn it 772 dollars well it doesn't mean [ __ ] unless you got happiness and that's what i got right here happiness [Applause] oh you got a hundred dollars for free that's cool wow holy [ __ ] oh did i land on one of your railroads that's one of mine oh it's one of yours that's cool oh my god other plans for your money i'm i'm starting to feel a little bad and why would you feel bad i mean like that's just so unlucky sell two of my houses and uh you know i'm good hey 50 bucks easy peasy end turn all right i'll make you a deal okay i will give you uh-huh a kiss on the cheek cheat if you give me like five of your properties that i can [Music] mortgage [Music] thinking about it yeah yeah okay what really yeah yeah let's begin how about we making four properties or it has to be you know what is on the left you drive a hard bargain but i'll take it [Laughter] oh all right all right oh my god all right uh add money what the [ __ ] dude that's so insane how about a counter offer you're the one who said yes to a kiss on the cheek for four properties that's what you said and i i sweetened the deal by throwing in an extra dollar you took four very expensive properties those are the only properties that are available all the other ones have houses on them you said properties for me to mortgage you're not gonna mortgage those yes i am really i told you i was gonna mortgage them okay i am a man of my word what am i gonna do put houses on them with my 100 what's your offer all right we have a deal hell yeah dude yo dan just got [ __ ] screwed between episodes you said why is this game butt [ __ ] me [Laughter] oh cool someone already owns this property you know i got a smile on my face and a pep in my step i don't need 200 forget it a new property boardwalk hey hey you can't definitely can't afford that so i'll bid a hundred dollars what do you think okay i'm out [Applause] it's a real competition though this might be one of the funnier games of monopoly we've ever played well the dice is yours my friend i have a funny feeling there is another uh oh uh oh i'm nervous i'm nervous this could be bad this could be real bad well all right holiday fun what the [ __ ] is even a holiday fund you're just making [ __ ] up to give you more money i have a feeling i'm about to get another offer made to me i'm very excited about it all right um in that case let's go to those yellow props throw a bad boy up there let's see what happens it's paid immediate dividends oh mother of god wow that's owns this amazing time to pay the rent oh my god i wish i could have screenshot your face the look on your face was as if someone just told you that like your your car exploded outside and like landed on top of the roof of your own house thereby ruining both oh aaron you poor thing all right let's make some deals oh my god you lucky bastard you lucky lucky bastard holy [ __ ] dude this is unbelievable i'm like i'm about to piss my pants over here i'm one step closer to my pants and i'm about to piss [Laughter] everything i drank today holy [ __ ] all right time to do some stuff with my hot props for the love of god five or a seven yes [Music] at long sweet last sometimes bad things happen oh my god all right i'm going to make you a deal [Laughter] i don't know i don't have that much in assets man sell a house for 25 bucks okay this one's houses are 25 bucks that's it man oh no all right good game aaron you know holy jeez i almost had you just almost had you that was an amazing game that was one of our craziest pretty astounding loved it loved it i loved it too i love you man and i love you my friend you're a fun and wonderful wonderful dude you mean it i do with all my heart bro awesome okay uh thank you for joining us i hope this wasn't too ridiculous and uh wishing you all the best for a lovely day hey where's the nearest bridge um i i don't know but i'm pretty sure i own it hi who wants to be a millionaire yeah who uh among you leave in the comments who you want to be a millionaire you aaron and i are already a little giggly because uh i just played him uh we're big jerky boys fans from back of the day and i just found out that he's done some more fairly recent stuff one of the jerky boys and uh if you want to enjoy it along with us it's specifically called saul sol saul's rusty trombone jerky call number one ballot box and uh i don't want to give anything away it was so funny but yeah we're i just left this [ __ ] shitty characters my microsoft dinosaur cds cut me up all over my body so funny all right so yeah we're playing we're playing who wants to be a billionaire we're doing a little trivia action yeah yeah he's all right she's here he's all right she's a oh my god chun please who are you pablo the 75 year old retired tap dancer oh heck you hang it's a handsome boy nadia oh my god i love nadia georges jorge julie julie's got that cute little mesh window yeah i think i'll be reuben this big swinging tool what's up um reuben i invested in crypto early yep that's how i got this jacket i'm never gonna sell baby good luck to you what are you said to do to the roof when you make a lot of noise yo i'm gonna paint the roof beat it thatch it that's the roof y'all i know it yeah so does everyone in the world there shut up you're a liar look at the people scratching their head in the back what's going on with that well they don't know how to raise the roofs it's just like oh my gosh it's itchy in here it's like a flea outbreak just people slowly having a lice epidemic of the beggar like like this new question shouldn't give you a heart you hear like what the hell and then like it's like a whole subplot going on yeah gradually it like raises his screams part of the music with the guy just staring into space yeah yeah i know like the dramatic music and he's just like the i guess you can't stop the beer uh all right dude i swear to god if this is the episode's not edited where it like slowly zooms in on his face like yeah i'll be very disappointed a classic film starring james dean absolutely they have my son [Laughter] there's one thing that i wish that we could that this could be dan that this episode could be it says we do we do 30 minute episodes at least um and i really wish that this episode could be just 30 minutes of us looking at the box art can we put the box art up oh whoa g g whiz that's intense that is that that carrot's like sexy yeah i was gonna say that's a sucker she carrot and then this guy oh boy man i don't even know where to start like i can't even see like what here what tell me tell me your initial thoughts here all right so that guy is well the first of all there's what appears to be a screaming hot dog behind him and uh the chef he's out of control with the frying pan and he's going after something that might be a potato chicken oh no it's like a roasted chicken oh it's like running away from him over the jello mold um yeah but you like the tomato smashed on the mirror and the egg on the wall indicates the the pandemonium oh shenanigans yeah that's happened even before we saw this i gotta see that sausage up cut yeah it's weird the [ __ ] sausage is killing me oh like that's not even like a full scream he's just kind of like oh it's like the great grandfather of uh what was that seth rogen hot dog sex movie sausage party that's the one yeah carefully if you knew it i [ __ ] like dug six feet down yeah to uncover that yeah um so this is panic restaurant oh no oh look at how cute he is he's not terrifying at all no he doesn't look at all like the creepy [ __ ] picture on the cover damn he just got wrecked why does that chef have four nipples like my dog oh dove oh dove oh dope uh oh well now we don't know the plot i hope you're happier [ __ ] do you remember when i made that bit in the super mario 64 play through where i was like here we go and his head like gets really big that's like what's happening in this picture put it on the screen stop putting it on the screen it's awful and you're cool no well you want to give it a try okay i guess all right going back and forth old school style i love it thank you look at this like nice cleat nice cleat okay cool thank you this is like a there's like a counterfeit put on the screen oh my god look at that dom deluise the one that says pt hold on aaron we're gambling that is abs oh dude we love gambling here you take oh hell yes all right um how do can i like raise the bed or oh oh yes i can go all the way nintendo mouse of course i'm gonna go all the way okay all right that was nothing gotta love somebody come on come on come on baby would you look at that one line one line baby all right come on come on what do we got what do we got all the coins please bet good very nice all coins all the coins come on let's see what happens that's what we're you know that's a cute idea boom nice dude the wheel provides oh and the dude abides oh [ __ ] and what oh damn props to that love that congratulations man you win the creativity award well you are into this game dude how could you not love this look at his little bouncy gate he does have he does have a jolly a jolly bounce oh he's got a little he's got hopeful eyes i love that he's like how i love this i can't believe this this is amazing and he slows down oh that is cute whoops come on this game's great dude dan you pulled a winner boys i got a fork let's see if that'll last oh yes oh he's bouncing up and down all the flan oops you know if if you remember this game and you played panic restaurant please let us know in the comments because i need to know someone who uh who this mattered to yeah i want to hear the childhood stories you know it's like it's not that it's not about the game it's like yeah my dad was friends with this guy my dad was friends with this guy down the street and he like you know he was like a construction worker and like every so often he would say hi and then like then he fell off a cliff one day and he gave us this game as a gift and you're like dude that's amazing while he was falling off the cliff yeah look at that here here we go pawn on the head here we go here we go here we go one nothing wrong with me two nothing wrong with me something's got i gotta fight the microwave i gotta fight the microwave three chickens three chickens three chickens bouncing the microwave always it's gonna shoot the chickens you better watch out it's gonna shoot the chickens here they come shhh there was four chickens that came out they created a whole new chicken microwave oh so many chickens oh my god dude you're a wizard oh got it they're going to chicken heaven [ __ ] i cannot stand how amazing this [ __ ] game is dude i'm like losing my mind over this game it was a nice cleat what can i say this is the best [ __ ] i've ever seen this is yeah this is actually really fun top five here you go oh my god you're giving it to me with 47 coins i know you love gambling you have blessed me on this day hello lord you were born a gamblin man come on come on big money big money let's do it big money uh-huh okay come on big money big money big money let's go yup yup all right okay wow this is like real gambling come on give me the give me the stuff give me the stuff give me the stuff [ __ ] don't give it to me now this is what it's all about baby yes yes one more time let's do it oh money big money are you wasting all 47 of my coins what the [ __ ] are you supposed to do with it and he's like it's burned or it stays in your pocket come on what the hell 47 coins for nothing man you were in such good spirits when they started give me a [ __ ] break middle yeah oh my god all right well it's time for the salad all right tomato oh toast he's gonna keep shooting toasties [ __ ] okay i'll just take yeah just just finish it just complete it please oh you got us up here though oh [ __ ] look at that well i'd loosened the jar for you toaster toaster toaster toaster shooting toast out of his hole he generates toast nothing nothing nothing nothing this is nothing sexy carrots stupid sexy carrots sexy carrots sexy carrots come on baby come on show me your sexy carrot i wanna see your dance sexy carrots slice it up real good oh no good job nice little thing take the egg you gotta take the egg you gotta take the egg what are you doing with yourself if you're not taking the egg oh this is smooth it's very nice catching the eggs isn't so hard gotta watch out for those bombs though bloop here comes a bomb that's why you can feel it huh whoops this one shot this is an egg that's a bomb oh they're all eggs that's a bomb egg bomb [Laughter] bomb egg hell yeah oh so many bombs stop crapping out bombs i think i matched yours yeah 13. wow 13 eggs man we are so in sync with our eggs yeah our egg cycles have linked up okay here we go oh you got the spinny head i've never experienced a spinny head this is all you baby the walk shabam shabom can you jump on top of the cloud i need to get this oh my god that was so [ __ ] smooth i can't believe you dude bro i shat myself and i died [Laughter] i'm nervous all right let's see what you got me okay oh it's a bird it's a big ass bird it's bergy oh my god it's so it's so birdy well burgundy has eyeballs on the bottom oh my god all right that's absurdy oh god no stop oh my god dude that was that was he didn't even give you a chance amazing all right one more episode oh [ __ ] all right let's do it yeah yes all right we gotta do it we gotta do it all right next time on game grabs we're playing more panic [ __ ] restaurant baby put it on the screen is this the fastest speed run of panic restaurant that has ever been because i personally think it is because it's it's pretty impossible to know there's no way one way or the other okay burgee baby oh you got to get him in the you got to get him in the paddy dude but you can hit him right now oh is that are you sure yeah man you got him in the paddy i think i'm already doing damage that's where his life is i mean you are but i think you can get more you get another hit off yep oh yeah oh it's not worth it though maybe you made me greedy oh [ __ ] die nice dude you got that hit off all right that was pretty nice dude yeah all right time to nice cleat time to do the gambling aaron that was awesome we were down to our last heart what fresh hell awaits i know i know dude i'm [ __ ] nervous this is new unfettered oh oh oh oh i got [ __ ] in the butt by a popsicle i saw that it came up slow you got me covered on this part i'm a failure at this part the next oh my fork died oh no how wide did that happen i don't know that's a bunch of hooey yeah that is true hui we've got deep deep huish all right can we save state it here you [ __ ] know it here come on now come on with that crazy we're safe's eating the [ __ ] out of this nonsense all right this ice cream cone is going down daddy's home ice cream cone oh give me a little kiss come on ice cream give me a little kiss i wanna i wanna feel the cold pink cream oh oh that was nasty oh that was nasty it's okay we save stated but i'm going to take a couple more swings at this i'm loving it yeah i i i i feel like i'm starting to make some headway oops like a good friend state farm is there okay oh that one didn't count okay ignore that one yeah yeah yeah yeah that was that was silly i forgot all about it what are you even talking about like a silly goose over yeah i don't even remember okay i can't i can't go for extra shots with the pants how'd you go from three lives to one i don't get it it's uh just a confusing trick of the game it's like part of the code so they coded it in weird i don't know why they would do that it's so strange dude you're getting her you're getting her come on up oh my god i don't quite understand when she's vulnerable when when i'm dying when she touches me with her coney evil i think if you hit it it she becomes it's like yeah she doesn't hurt you interesting i think that's the jam and you gotta hit first four eight no no i got turned around all right all right uh uh load state let's say uh uh uh okay here we go what happened there and we're back okay that's weird dang we travel through time or something here we go one oh yeah two yes this is where it's at the spoon gives you the dude you get that extra hit oh oh all right aaron it's not that dramatic oh okay dude i'm [ __ ] my pants over here please don't i'm [ __ ] and pissing i need you not you're gonna smell it in a second okay don't i just need to warn you okay one ah it's so laborious with the frying pan too three come to me for dude look at this [ __ ] drum beat that's a [ __ ] dream theater ass [ __ ] going like two kick pedals this is [ __ ] nine oh yeah ten one's a charm yeah please die i need you to die oh god she takes 12 shots oh my god dude that's crazy unbelievable load up my spoon oh oh yeah yeah load it up i'll load it up for you bring it up for me load the spoon bring me the spoon of my ancestors [Laughter] oh my god i call a probably a spoon of the ancients i will sit from the soup of the ashes ooh gosh dang all right i have to not go for extra shots ah oh okay that dude load me the spoon again [Music] i swear to god we're gonna beat this [ __ ] ice cream cone whoa okay into the fire from flames please die oh that was smooth got the sneaky that was [ __ ] smooth you sensed it and it happened i think what you got to do is just like go like hit and go just don't even yeah see there you go just hit and go oh it's just tough because you don't get like traction oh my goodness undefeated for all this one knows oh nice cleats like do we need to put like an nc-17 rating on this episode why because this is just too intense for children oh [ __ ] him kill him kill him do it do it you are a seat save say oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god it's him [ __ ] dr nipples dude it's so dumb but your luck has just run out bye [Laughter] okay well done oh my god good luck oh my god you're about to fight odov where'd he go oh no oh you got to go up into the sky son i love this me too multiple nipples dude look at how [ __ ] intense this is ha ha you can't catch up with me in a broken down pan like that capital p man uh-oh oh i'm shooting eggs and he's shooting [ __ ] missiles and [ __ ] we should have i should have caught more eggs oh you gotta pop his balloon what you gonna pop that loon dog oh my god that is impossible is it man oh god all right top one yep yeah that's that's a topper right there that's a topper just just start slugging eggs bro just start slugging eggs dude it's fine it's fine it's fine just go just go just go just go smack the balloon baby oh yo aaron [ __ ] holy [ __ ] look at him he's just like yeah what about it god aaron you're like my [ __ ] queen hero ah baby oh no oh that doesn't make physical sense no not at all but you know what in cartoon world oh god oh wait he's okay he's fine he landed on the scaly back of a giant dragon oh oh oh oh oh no restaurant eaten yeah yeah with a little mario baby baby i don't know if restaurant eaten means what they meant it to but that's it that was [ __ ] awesome that was so much fun aaron awesome it was so weird and fun dude like right yeah it was [ __ ] awesome i had a great time panic restaurant put it in the annals of game grumps history unbelievable what a [ __ ] journey deep in the anals i'm so happy i'm so pleased okay i'm glad you had a good time dude yeah man [ __ ] a great time boy and this is that one of those classic nes endings where it's like oh did you just put your heart and soul into something for like half a year to beat it well we're gonna give you a screen that says the end yeah take a picture of it show it to your friends well you got to see a cute little scene of it with a balloon yeah yeah falling down i i get the impression a lot of these people didn't expect anyone to win yeah they're just like oh you beat it oh [ __ ] oh i don't know it's more about the journey than the destination all right i guess we'll see you next time on game growth yeah baby that was a fun couple episodes we [ __ ] did it man all right godspeed did it goodbye bye everyone well hello there um so uh kind of an unexpected thing today uh we found a cachet of do you say cache or just cash cash okay well we found that of old commodore 64 games that actually work we've tried to do this before but um we found a bunch that worked and they had freaking sea speller so yes this is in fact a game made for five-year-olds but it's my five-year-old game it was it came out in 1984 as you can see uh when i was five and i loved this and this game was how i learned uh how to spell and how to put words together and if you'd indulge me and be so kind perhaps you'd join me on this little little undersea adventure is that supposed to be a submarine it is a submarine so you are in the submarine and you are also controlling the dolphin the dolphin works with you you know what hold on why don't we just go down into the ocean and we'll i'll explain as we play oh my god i love this [ __ ] echo the dolphin dude dude this is echoed the dolphin's great great grandfather so really [ __ ] special so you you take what's what's on the submarine and then you you pick up a a chunky end of the word and so that'll work for rey and say and fae i didn't even know that was a word is a word i guess so but why just one well we only need one now we can go down further deeper into the ocean oh my god bro this this was so much fun on several levels one because i love the way they make the the coral look i thought it was given the um graphics limitations they had yeah they really did something very cool with it um that wasn't anything b.a bad and ban you got it you got it we're mad and man oh we should play one with one two three talk or whatever it's called yeah i know dude we should just go through all the fun ones like my heart is like fluttering to see this again there you go man it's like it's like a long lost friend the sound effects are very pleasant too yeah it's very peaceful and quiet oh we're getting down into the murky depths oh my god it's just a silhouette yeah isn't that in that interesting that's creepy i don't like that at all what do you mean i loved it uh i mean it's terrifying clam and swam and swam oh whoa everything butt glam roman swam um [ __ ] and i don't think they're gonna allow that oh dang it we were both like that's slut-shaming [Laughter] they don't even want to allow it how peaceful it was like there's no time oh ew ew that's all three drew chew and flu yeah nicely right it's a little fun isn't it of course it's fun when you get three it's very satisfying yeah point and flint well done eric bro like i'm not on this it looks like a skull how do you look like it's [ __ ] scary it doesn't look like a skull it looks exactly like a skull maybe you're just a [ __ ] [ __ ] did you ever think of that i'm not as advised this was the coolest [ __ ] in the world it felt like i was like going into like a secret chamber like indiana jones grump oh it's a sign look at this and swamp swamp my favorite word yeah the past tense of swamp and that's not how you spell grail so we'll just keep oh swale is a word i have to look that up now i'm gonna look it up swale wait wait wait wait wait wait wait check this out check this out we've reached the bottom of the ocean this is so it was awesome this was like my childhood [ __ ] super excitement holy [ __ ] this is scary as [ __ ] you're just a [ __ ] what's the definition of swale flail and bring i can make it yes we did it we finished it holy [ __ ] baby loaded up we're going back to the surface that poor dolphin needs to breathe so badly we did it aaron wait it goes all the way back up oh yeah you get to watch yourself leave the bottom of the ocean and oh that's what i that was another thing that i loved about it was like we're going back home like a little bonus for each level you cleared wow i know dude i hope whoever made sea speller had and hopefully still is having a wonderful life yeah seriously can we play one more commodore game [Music] yes okay we're back uh so frogger didn't work uh but karotika does and this was another game from the same time high atop a craggy cliff guarded by an army of fierce warriors while stands the fortress of the evil warlord akuma darkest dungeon of the castle akuma gloats over his lovely captain the princess mariko no not mariko you are the one trained in the way of karate what alone and unarmed you must defeat akuma and rescue the morico put fear and self-concern behind you focus your will on your objective this was the same year as the karate kid so accepting death is a possibility this is the way wow this game was made by one dude like i think he was in college and god this was as cinematic as games had ever been at this point whoa we moved his arm but it was like it kind of has an out of this world vibe doesn't it oh yeah well this is i mean jordan mechner was the out of this world guy right no no that's eric shaheed jordan mechner is the guy who did this game jordan mechner did prince of persia oh was it the same guy this is francis mcnamara no francis mechner did the music jordan mechner made this game oh okay so it was jordan mcnair probably yeah it's prince persia wow god yeah i remember this so so clearly yeah this is very cinematic yeah you're just like immediately like i have to save her i have to do whatever it takes so you climb the cliff wow look at him go oh yeah look at this frame rate oh okay we're back okay we're back wait was that like a what's going on there i don't know oh the dude's getting close oh it's so cold oh no oh my god oh my god it's so intense punch no yeah you're [ __ ] dead son hell yeah you're a [ __ ] real cara taka now get the hell out of my way you want a piece of me look at my haircut oh it's going fast now yeah yeah yeah doesn't have to load that gate i guess not here i come i'm coming ling i'm coming oh bro i just reduced him with these nut shots oh oh oh that's bad okay that's three solid kicks right to the face but here we go with the nutshell nuts shots back and forth the nut shots going back and forth wow stop jesus quit no no stop damn the wall of kicks how is he getting more powerful as he kicks dude if you stay away you gain life back oh well here comes some nutty shots oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i'm reducing wow stop ah quit no no stop damn the wall of kicks how's he getting more powerful as he kicks dude if you stay away you gain life back ow well here comes some nutty shots oh i'm reducing i gotta go for it i gotta go for it i just gotta try to wail away on his side yes the sack shots oh my god he got held oh my god dude incredible that was [ __ ] awesome i wish to god this these guys would stop pouring out of this building dude you gotta get him with the sack shots i got him that is the [ __ ] move i gotta like immediately

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Published: Tue Jul 20 2021