♪ Look, it's been a long time ♪ ♪ Mariah left you ♪ ♪ And now you need Tim to step to ♪ ♪ Step to ♪ ♪ Step to, step to ♪ ♪ Your music like Mariah ♪ ♪ Boy it left you ♪ (audience cheering) (upbeat hip hop) ♪ 50000 foot of rings ♪ ♪ That's how I get my bling on ♪ - Speak on it! - Make some noise if y'all
wanna hear Nick new song! (audience cheering) - I think he might be pregnant 'cause you just hit him so raw. - Hold up, hold up, hold up. Ay yo Nick, this how you know you whack. Your wife rather play with old balls than to hear you rap. (audience laughing) They say once you go
black, you never go back. Damn, I know that made Mariah laugh. (audience cheering) - Okay. You wanna talk about my ex? Let's make one thing clear. Your ex ain't even old
enough to get up in here. (audience cheering) ♪ Wild out ♪ ♪ Hey girl, that booty kinda fat ♪ ♪ Body slam you on a mat ♪ ♪ Get down on one knee
I look like Booker T ♪ ♪ But I'd love to pin you girl ♪ ♪ One, two, three. ♪ (audience laughing) - Are you a wrestler? Are you a wrestler? (bell dinging) (audience cheering and applauding) ♪ Wild out ♪ ♪ Nick, what are those boots about ♪ ♪ Click your heels three times ♪ ♪ You'll be back at Mariah house ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Wild out ♪ - Okay, your next battle is,
Russell Wilson versus Future. (audience cheering and applauding) - My mixtapes is fire. I make the world get live. You heard of Beyonce? Well, this the Future hive! (audience gasping) Lean, lean, lean, dirty I'll roll one. Stop being a step-daddy, get your own son! (audience gasping) - All right, it goes like this, okay. You say I need to get my own son. Save that for another segment. 'cause unlike you, I'm
actually gonna make her my wife before I get her pregnant. (audience gasping) - How whack is that? - So I don't care how much
dirty Sprite you drink bro, to me you're just a loser. So you need to change your name to Past, 'cause I'm Ciara's future. (audience applauding) ♪ Wild out ♪ ♪ Do the dummy rock ♪ ♪ Eat that ass up ♪ ♪ Eat that ass up ♪ ♪ Eat that ass up ♪ ♪ Eat that ass up ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, what you're toppin' ♪ ♪ Eat that ass up ♪ - What the... What the hell? (audience cheering and applauding) (bell dinging) ♪ Wild out ♪ - Turn that music off! (record scratch) Hey listen, come here skinny bastard. (audience laughing) Look at this skinny (beep). You're like a healthy crack head. (audience laughing) Big ass lips, I bet you can
whisper in your own ears. (audience laughing) - I'm about to finish you too.
- Kiss my ass. Look at this (bleep). He look like a Rick Ross starter kit. (audience laughing) - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - I bet you be in the village
with a sharp ass spear. You be behind bushes like, I'm 'bout to make that lion bring that ass here.
- Bring that ass here. (audience laughing)
- Shut up. Shut up, don't laugh at him! ♪ Wild out ♪ (audience cheering) - What's up Nick?
- What up Hit? - We was supposed to go to the studio last night, weren't we? - Yeah, yeah man.
- I ain't hear from you. So what was you doing between
10:00 p.m. and midnight? - 10:00, I was 'bout to
get something to eat, and I was sleep by midnight. - Really Nick? - Yeah. - Your Honor, I wanna bring out a witness. She said, was you gonna
let the people know exactly what it was you was about to eat? (audience laughing) - I was about to eat her! (audience laughing and applauding) - Let's go baby! Let's go baby. ♪ Wild out ♪ - Look, you say you a better rapper, but I know you can't handle me. So stop telling people you
the skinny one in your family! (audience laughing) - You talking to me like you swagged out and you roll with a groupie. Man, them sweatpants is as small
about your role in a movie. - Look, I know why you hurt. You looking for love, remember? I seen you swiping on your
phone, on chicken Tinder! (audience laughing and applauding) (bell dinging) - The name of our group
is, Erykah and the Badus. (audience cheering and applauding) ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ It's the revenge of Tyrone ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ It's the revenge of Tyrone ♪ ♪ Check this out, right ♪ ♪ Now I was chilling with my baby, Keke ♪ ♪ Keke ♪ ♪ Watching Netflix and chill ♪ ♪ That's what we was doin' ♪ ♪ My phone kept ringing baby ♪ ♪ What ♪ ♪ And I don't know who it is ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ ♪ Who the hell is this ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ ♪ Calling you at three in the more tea ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ ♪ Don't they know it's
past your bed time ♪ ♪ You can't be gettin'
your hotline bling ♪ ♪ It's the revenge of Tyrone ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ Rock with me till I press you ♪ ♪ It's the revenge of Tyrone ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ It's the revenge of Tyrone ♪ ♪ Oh Keke ♪ ♪ Keke ke ke ke Keke ♪ ♪ Keke ke ♪ ♪ Tell 'em, tell 'em ♪ ♪ Hold my coat ♪ ♪ Who Keke, baby ♪ ♪ I don't mean to cause you no trouble ♪ ♪ I know, I know ♪ ♪ This (bleep) got me startin' ♪ ♪ I know you thought I
was his baby mother ♪ ♪ Oh, I been tryin' ♪ ♪ Tryin' to do this
(bleep) all by myself ♪ ♪ Please tell your man ♪ ♪ Come help Tyrone get his (bleep) ♪ ♪ Before he don't have no teeth left ♪ ♪ Revenge of Tyrone ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ It's the revenge of Tyrone ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ It's the revenge of Tyrone ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ Why you got him calling me ♪ ♪ It's the revenge of Tyrone ♪ (audience cheering and applauding) ♪ Wild out ♪ - Yo Conceited, I know you tired of me talking about your height,
but you a good sport. I mean, I only got a few more jokes but I promise I'm a keep it short. They said you play basketball, right? Of course not. You play baseball. You was a short stop. (audience gasping) - All right. Short jokes, hmm. I don't wanna hear no more short nothing, 'cause I'll put your girl on her knees and she can catch these short (bleep). - Hey, time out. - You was laughing at me being short. After that divorce, I don't
know how we seem so chill. 'cause that marriage was so short, it makes me look like Shaquille O'Neal. (audience cheering and applauding) (bell dinging) ♪ Wild out ♪ - All right, brother Nick. I think this is in order. I would like to do my impersonation of the Mariah Carey
Christmas Special song. (vocalizing) (bell dinging) ♪ Wild out ♪ ♪ Lyfe Jennings, you can sing real good ♪ ♪ That's evident ♪ ♪ But you ain't had a hit ♪ ♪ Since George Bush was president ♪ - Ay yo, DJ D-Wrek, stop the beat. - [Chico] Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! - Heard you was a D boy, 12 five a key boy, trick you out of that little wildin' ass check and bring you back to me boy. (audience cheering) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. It's too many kids in the world starving and all y'all (bleep) up here crackin'. So we gon' change the
name of this (bleep) show from Wild 'n Out, to the Real
Housewives of Nick Cannon. (audience cheering) ♪ Wild out ♪ - I got you bro, since
you can't answer nothing. I got a question for you Stevie J. Let me tell you what blow my
mind, these Wild 'n Out girls. Look, look, we got one
with the cotton candy hair. We got the short, brown, with the sideburns all curly on cue. My question is, if you
can have one of 'em, which one would you take down? (audience gasping) - All of them. (audience cheering and applauding) That one, that one. That one. That one. That one over there.
(bell dinging) I want the whole room.
- Let's go, let's do it. ♪ Wild out ♪ ♪ You look real emotional,
do you need a hug ♪ ♪ You a lip gloss, stretch
jeans wearing type of thug ♪ ♪ Now, I know you the think you the man ♪ ♪ But you only get (bleep) ♪ ♪ 'cause of your Instagram ♪ - But he still get it though.
- Which is true. Okay, I'm a do something different, right? ♪ You know I'm about to sing too ♪ ♪ I bought the major painter ♪ ♪ Her name is Justina ♪ ♪ She call me Daddy Yankee ♪ ♪ 'cause I gave her Gasolina ♪ ♪ Gave her Gasolina ♪ (bell dinging)
(audience applauding) ♪ Wild out ♪ - All right, your word is parasite. - All right. ♪ Weather the storm far heights ♪ ♪ Look, if she cute I be there tonight ♪ ♪ I like my girls by the twos ♪ ♪ If it's her like, Wild 'n Out girls ♪ ♪ I'm a get on every parasite ♪ (buzzer blaring) (audience cheering) ♪ Wild out ♪ - Comin' up, I wanted to be a comic, I wanted to be a rapper. I wanted to be a star,
I wanted to be a factor. I didn't know if I was
talented enough to matter, then I saw Nick Cannon and I
realized talent didn't matter. (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) Let me talk. Let me talk. Your team got sent home. This would be my life if
everything went wrong. Like if I was just a little less funny, and a little worse rapper,
with a lotta less money, and a little bit madder
and a little bit dumber, and a lotta bit fatter, I would probably be one of these people. (audience laughing) - Lil Dicky, listening
to you spit them bars, that was some real torture. I'm a put it out there like this, you gon' be dead and we gon' see vultures, 'cause I'm tired of you and Iggy Azalea (bleep) up our culture. (audience gasping)
(bell dinging) Okay. ♪ Wild out ♪ - My man Tyga is so fly... - [Audience] How fly is he? - If I was Winnie the Pooh,
I'd be like this is my Tyga. (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) ♪ Wild out ♪ - Look at this short (bleep). You are shorter than my scene
in the movie "Next Friday". Come here mother sucker.
- I'm on your ass. - You look like a thug and a nerd. You gonna rob me or
email me mother (bleep). Look at this (bleep). He look like Future's past. (audience laughing) ♪ Wild out ♪ - Your topic is Kanye's clothes. - Pretty toes. - Thank you, that would be all. Thank you, that would be all. Let me see what this Yeezy season talkin' about real quick. Two racks full of
sweater with holes in it. That is some bull (bleep). 'cause see, I rolls with you Yeezy. But this (bleep) is a high amount. Won't you hook your cousin up with that five finger discount? (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - Five finger discount. ♪ Wild out ♪ ♪ All right, look ♪ ♪ You wanna be Jackie Chan ♪ ♪ Party got enough power ♪ ♪ Your favorite time in traffic ♪ ♪ Is probably rush hour ♪ ♪ Lil' Asian, you're walking
with your head swole ♪ ♪ Went in a beauty salon ♪ ♪ And asked for the egg roll ♪ ♪ Hold on, now he think that I'm playin' ♪ ♪ Chinese dude, translate
what I'm sayin' ♪ (audience cheering and applauding) ♪ Okay kill dude ♪ ♪ All them lame boys, that
(bleep) was boring me ♪ ♪ Why you look like that bear ♪ ♪ From "Toy Story 3" ♪ ♪ This line I won't stutter it ♪ ♪ You talk about my roll ♪ ♪ 'cause you wanna butter it ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Wild out ♪ - Les Twins.
- Here we go, here we go. ♪ Twins, go twins ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Go twins ♪ ♪ Wild out ♪ - DC stand for Da Crack baby, 'cause I know you smoke crack, boy. He got a Wild 'n Out girlfriend, bu on the low she like fat boys. - Hold on, hold on, let me
rebuttal, let me rebuttal. Yeah, I used to have a Wild 'n Out girl. Now that might be true, you been on Wild 'n Out for four seasons, you just mad 'cause I hit one before you. Hold on. I ain't done, I ain't done. I talk to his doctor. Hold up, wait a minute. (bleep) you mean. I talk to his doctor. He said he might don't make it. He's obese, don't his stretch marks look like pieces of bacon? (audience laughing) When he eat, you need
to tell your fork stop. I bet your favorite karate
move is a pork chop. (audience laughing and applauding) ♪ Wild out ♪ - I-G-G-Y. What murder weapon do you think Nick Cannon killed hiphop with? Was it a gun or his last album? - I didn't even know he had an album. Honestly, I thought-- (audience gasping) ♪ Wild out ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Chico ♪ ♪ You got a break today ♪ ♪ 'cause you know Nick Cannon cannot rap ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm about to
kill this fool again ♪ ♪ My rhymes is bigger
than Whoo Kid's chin ♪ (audience laughing) - [Nick] Whoo Kid do got a big ass chin. ♪ Your girl is a creep ♪ ♪ I would not stop her ♪ ♪ She like Whoo Kid but
she love Wacka Flocka ♪ ♪ Every time I call her ♪ ♪ My thing get (bleep) ♪ ♪ She said bring everybody,
the whole brick squad ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ You said my girl had sex ♪ ♪ With the whole brick squad ♪ ♪ But your girl love it
when my thing get (bleep) ♪ ♪ Call me every night
trying to get some D ♪ ♪ And I beat like and your
girl loves girl frenchies ♪ ♪ Say yeah ♪ ♪ I say so ♪ ♪ You know why ♪ ♪ 'cause she a (bleep) ♪ (audience laughing and applauding) ♪ Who is this white girl
with purple lipstick ♪ ♪ It's the flips turning blue ♪ ♪ 'cause she a lotta ♪ ♪ Hey, you know I run the world ♪ ♪ I'm about to let you get
killed by my white girl ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ Carlos, how you doing ♪ ♪ You look like old dirty bastard ♪ ♪ A little bit dirty and
less of a good rapper ♪ ♪ They said you fly ♪ ♪ Well I don't wanna lie ♪ ♪ You look like chlamydia personified ♪ ♪ How you like my lipstick now ♪ ♪ Hol' up ♪ ♪ You better get the white girl ♪ ♪ 'cause she already dead ♪ ♪ She got the red hair but
what about the (bleep) ♪ ♪ Is it fat ♪ ♪ Do you know ♪
♪ I don't know ♪ ♪ Is she freaky ♪
♪ I don't know ♪ ♪ Is she a (bleep) ♪
♪ Maybe so ♪ ♪ One thing you will never (bleep) know ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ Wild out ♪ - Let me take my glasses off. My boy Nick is so fly... - [Audience] How fly is he? - I told him for my birthday I wanted to go horseback riding, he said, "No, I got some better." I rolled in the back seat
of his Ferrari, dawg. Ferrari got no back seat? I'll go work on that one. I'll go work on that one. ♪ Girl, you can't handle
this Nick, Nick, Nick ♪ ♪ I'm a put it down, I'm a get it easy ♪ ♪ My bad, I'm about to go
fuck in the back, Stevie ♪ (audience cheering) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold
on, hold on, hold on. ♪ Hold on, that's nice ♪ ♪ That's nice ♪ ♪ But I already hit Mariah off twice ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ Wild out ♪ - I got pie for no reason. So I'm a do you the Andre way. You smell like pizza rolls and you shaped like laundry day. See, I show you what that still a do. - Hey yo, holler, let me eat him. - Chill, you can skip a meal or two. - The crowd wasn't feeling you. 'cause you know I let that hammer smoke. I lift up that window
like my man over here, then I jam your fork. Only reason you roll with him, 'cause he dressed up like a can of Coke. After I shoot your whole squad, y'all are gonna have to
hit Trav for that antidote. I got a long nine. Nick brung me on the show
'cause I gt a strong grind. Y'all look like y'all
walked in a porno scene at the wrong time. (audience cheering)
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