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he just created a verb and said rob dear decade put your shirt over your face and shoot a full-court shot i've never done that you probably would and you're probably making this first try what makes you think i'd make it first try [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] excuse me first of all i would never put my shirt over my face but the last thing i'm doing is sucking anything [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] spring break spring break spring break go ahead stop it yeah that's how we do man not too bad we have never gone on a spring break together i think we'd have the time of our lives think how fun that would be oh it was so much fun you got the moves though you weren't watching that i i could have been a stripper [Music] yo what up this is so weird killing it [Laughter] are you gonna laugh like that the whole episode until you switches yes are you guys familiar with demon dogs do either of you have one like it's not like a like a demon like it's a devil yeah so but but but not like the type of devil that like you would you would like see it like a carnival like like a devil that's like the one that that that possesses you and then takes you to the fiery hell dog so on the set of jackass have you ever been accidentally penetrated has it ever gone too far where it's like hey like oh we're just having fun i'm naked and someone like when you're playing grab ass things happen at what point did you learn to love golf more than your son [Laughter] more than you it was uh not too long ago actually really probably ten years ago okay our first category dedicated to your passion for golf and your ability to beat me like i was four years old legends of the green take a look okay okay it's a cross it's over it's skipping it's up it's gone that was amazing i don't even know this is borderline golf magic right here going back got a little ramp too look at it boom boom oh i make a goal each year not to black out and then what happens there's always that last memory where like i am killing the dance floor like where it's like it's like so it's like i just i have so much extra body movement and then i wake up devastated in what we like to call ppd post-party depression whenever i say trapped queens what do you think of i i mean you an answer all right you want to go up chanel i mean rob like like i you know think about this a lot right like when like you're when you're like a queen built to like really like live in a castle but like you're in an apartment okay that's my life yeah i mean this is my life like that's like that's what i think what i don't know i mean that was good that was good excuse me fellas i'm looking for my grandson brandon for those of you couldn't see that we all know there's at least one friend that understands that this was not a good idea here we go man one two out he knows better now i gotta think of like how do i be sterling yeah i'm just gonna hit like just dick jokes okay let me actually mobile question what's the wildest thing that's ever happened to you when you passed out i was like what what what we call in the hood rocked up we're like you know what i mean like i was elon musk about to hit mars type and like and like my mom walked in she said like stilo you pitching a 10 i woke up like nah ma i just got like rocket speed okay makes absolutely no sense at all the feds are here get everything out the window everything everything okay okay we're good we're good chill chill relax nothing going on here officer not a thing going on here i think there might be some drug abusers outside but nothing here quite a collection of the greatest american generations there's a snapshot of who they are what no one knows anything no this is america okay pick your ass up soldier [ __ ] don't graduate stop putting crayons and why are you carrying a full bottle of rams that's a good question they're gonna have the best sex later that week yeah the best makeup sex ever man have you ever really gotten deep into sexual intercourse with ranch i think you and i both know the answer to that yes i didn't even need to ask it i know when i go grocery shopping after i'm done grocery shopping i don't give a [ __ ] about the cart i'll leave it right there what about you rob i mean look when it comes to me and carts you know you get it out you fill it up you let it go you give it an eye shot right okay and if it's within what i call the 30-foot roll uh i'll i'll replace it okay 32 feet i'll leave it next to the car next [Music] [Applause] you did an amazing job over there did i never let him on this thing okay all right we can go on to the next one [Applause] and basically i drop this and we're gonna show you how amazing science can be oh let's just light the whole school yeah he's pretty dope yo he got fired definitely yes but that was pretty cool nobody got hurt and one of these kids is going to invent space oh travel god hold up hold on wait you just said it invent space travel like it doesn't already exist i just i didn't say it out loud because i didn't want to tell you but yeah she took it there i i meant to say time travel and i missed it and i just said let's keep moving i got it oh okay oh my god penetrated him okay full penetration okay it was like two steps and really it doesn't matter how deep you get penetrated you do not drop that beer all right there you have it for warner bros every one of you young ladies in the crowd if you could just like get as deep as you can in your soul and scream as loud as you can so i can hear what it's like to be justin bieber so if you guys could just just scream as loud as you can and i'm gonna pretend i'm on stage at a concert three two one [Applause] yeah look i bet there's i would argue that there is an epidemic among uh boy bands of deafness okay man i just got caught in the moment you know like marcenio guys in here you know what i mean they just naturally when they're kind of like surrounded by so much man all of a sudden like they're cheering and their claps turned to fists and and they just start hootin you know what i mean it's a super weird thing that does not happen when there's a bunch of chicks in because they're they're just more respectable jesus loves me as soon as she heard like yes jesus loves me right like she got in there yeah it it hit her like like oh like nah this is my jam yes jesus loves me god [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh [Applause] i don't know if this is specifically bro related i think this is more cult man i was like man i just got played like [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] honestly i don't even have anything left to say you want to put your seatbelt on go back go back this is this is a lesson to all the mothers out there to always be safe mom put your seatbelt on put your seatbelt on mom no all right then i told you yeah yeah he's trying to save our life he did he he might have saved her life because he's a driver [Music] cracked the front windshield though and a grenade go back he's just trying to get that fly out [Applause] now do you figure you're born a bro or you learn to be a bro i don't know do bros identify as bro i don't know i think they do i don't think holes don't activate hoes but deep down they know they're hugs [Applause] [Music] dude you may not say i'm a bro but yeah bro oh man real real talk up here on this stage real talk welcome back to ridiculousness all right what is it about rich people that we hate rich people rich people yeah i don't hate you personally i like you man yeah but look i'm a different type of rich yeah i mean i'm the like hey let's waste money on stupid because we're rich black rich you're hurt you know what i mean look at that you know what i mean i don't need it i was like what what's that a gold give me that privilege we hate privilege yeah that's right so what we hope happens to them when they're showing off being all uh snotty and privileged and what's the word with the sea that we just hate you know what [Applause] i've never even heard the word in my life how was it to raise me was that a pretty good kid yes okay you didn't cuss okay that you knew of well not in my presence when both of you were not there i was after this and you weren't busy all right when did i start cussing when you move to california let's talk about the time that i pulled what i would consider a pretty funny prank that went a little bit too long do you remember what i'm talking about that was one of the best april fool pranks i've ever seen ever in the world okay best ever from anybody okay what'd you think it was the worst okay let's take a look at when i pranked my mother on april fools you're vandalizing city property you know this gentleman here having it back in my car don't take him to jail yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna have a talk with him here right in front of you april fool's mom so was that a policeman or not no he's an actor i hired him well i don't think that's funny hey this is out of control go back go back it's just like what in the [ __ ] look all we know is it's only five bucks everybody's like [Applause] that okay what is it it's a gift from our kids that actually is very nice that is very nice oh okay okay pause it pause it pause it he wants a divorce what i just want to like wrap my head around is the family dynamic here what what happened is that something simple as a family ornament was dropped from about six inches it hit the table she might as well lost all the family's money in a gambling ride and have to go back to rehab and then her kids react just as equally hard oh hater that's so sad are you serious no you dropped it no you dropped it mom just like you dropped me when i was a baby and now i can't get a job i'm a clown okay you go back i love this woman she was like i'm not gonna let anything hold me back because i want to feel freedom she did just that oh god last summer ever he broke that arm on the climb up it was like he's gonna be so sick this is like that [ __ ] is kind of high [ __ ] what am i doing this is way too high then that [ __ ] breaks and it's just like survival mode let me be free i'm good i'm not good am i good i got this branch [ __ ] i got this arm i can get something let let let me get a little bit of ribbon here okay we are ready to give out the award the winner to the grand slam you know it makes sense river rock [Applause] what happened did you break anything uh i broke compound fractured the elbow broke my pelvis in three places and uh man look i'm gonna be honest with you man like in my mind on this show no one actually gets hurt no this man broke an elbow a hip he was laid up in the hospital for how long uh nine nights it is only right that he is honored with our greatest award the grand slam give it up for this young man thank you so much compared to all the other stuff i do how do you feel about this show this is the safest thing you do this is a fact well i'll tell you what i have had a lot of run-ins with different scary animals take a look i don't know what it is about this monkey but i think i love it [Applause] oh [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] monkeys everywhere monkeys everywhere so much fun [Applause] so let's talk about me as a child what were some of my early gifts karate right what was i going to be a ninja thank you okay you remember taking my nunchucks gosh i don't remember i don't you guys did and you crushed my ninja dreams i'm a stunt rider fully backwards anyone seen it before i doubt it oh no someone call 119. yeah high speed headshot oh oh okay first of all you gotta know if you're gonna jump straight up into the ceiling that you're gonna hit it really hard look once he hits his head he lands back on that bike and literally gets whipped into his face right here okay go ahead and up and [Applause] okay that's what happens when you hit your head on the ceiling and you land back on your bike you blow your face out i know that this looks like he's trying to have fun yeah but he was trying to knock himself out on purpose i'm going to tell you why he didn't want to look at this anymore he did not want to look at this anymore you deserve it bigfoot are you okay excuse me is this what is this we finally found him we finally found him and he was trying to go home he's just trying to get back to the forest he snapped [Applause] no man bigfoot is not good [Applause] okay rewind it now this is when your friends are gassing you up and refuse to believe anything went wrong i just listened now so you make it nah nah you slam and then [Applause] no no he's out stop cheering here's one of the greatest things about being a small child you have not developed fear yeah i mean you got to go through some to end up realizing i don't want to go through that again yeah i remember like man i used to jump off of like sheds and like run and see like small dangerous snakes and num chuck em you know and and that was till i jumped off that shed slipped landed on the fence blew out a shoulder and then got bit by a snake okay then i stopped doing that stuff you know okay is that real okay i don't know what's happening here but that is that's like that's not tight club that's like an adult fight club they call this the redneck crotch rocket [Music] all right all right bring that back bring that back okay just pause it at the top sterling okay stop he said all right i got a such a good idea i'm gonna put one foot on this cavalier one foot on this cavalier and you lied and shoot it right into my butt what do you think he was thinking he wasn't thinking just shoot it into the butt let's see it get it right in that butt fire so stop look at that look at that right now everything is fine he is a human rocket he has no idea what's going on okay let it play a little bit go stop okay okay you tell me this doesn't look like it just blew a human being to pieces let it play out oh okay look he's fine he just blew his pants off redneck good times you never know what you're gonna get out of them but you can you can best guarantee it's gonna be a whole lot of fun being that you're a big cat do you love or hate birds i should hate them right tell me about your bird pet didn't you have a little parakey never you had a crow is it true or untrue you had a pet woodpecker untrue okay all right i'm gonna have to reach out to your mom i'm pretty sure you had a pet woodpecker okay because the big cat is naturally a big cat he hates birds that's why we have this segment you better believe little johnny here is going to hate and be afraid of birds till the day he dies get rid of the food child get rid of the food there you go the birds aren't the parent filming this as their child screams and tears now one thing i'm gonna tell you right now stay off my block old man beat it [Laughter] man you're a man okay are we still doing this we still doing this we still doing this it's okay i'm good you good no i don't know what it is you know that girl's just such an ass yeah no no i know babe he could have killed you babe you're still talking you're still talking get out oh man aggressive geese you never want to be around them [Music] [Applause] okay i want to point out a couple things here number one she's nick okay okay when you're at coachella partying on the slip and slide the last thing you ever expect to do is to be fully naked and whip your face go ahead man okay look naked naked look at her panties she is butt naked man that is amazing here's the thing about dancing big cat's a master okay that's as true as that i never wore a shirt until i was 16. listen to me listen to me show us some dance moments no way show us some dance moves man come on come on get up get up there man get up there man show us some dance news [Applause] the most awkward dancing i've ever seen i apologize to all of you holy moly guys she's looking for some of that magic and i got a little bit of this i have a a sister her name is denise how were we as a brother and sister pretty mean to each other oh what what we've created a category to reflect on the childhood rivalry i had with my sister called sibling rivalry take a look throw it in the street oh baby on baby violence what do you think it's not funny i mean it's pretty funny no it's not [Applause] take it back mom what happened here started out real good do you think i would ever do something like this yeah yeah yeah you would i would never on my sister's beautiful birthday put her face inside this weird brown cake but you want to know who would this guy rewind it back and watch look at his little smirk [Applause] i would never ever do that to denise i promise you okay what am i a good brother thank you who's that reminds you there that's rob okay okay i don't even get there pause it pause it you mean we just know it's not gonna work you know like everything about how you even climbed up there it's just not gonna work but look the reality of it is he's gonna be supported the right way and that's what matters you got this man don't worry i'm bendy he couldn't even stand upright he couldn't even like get a launch like he just went jelloy there you have it all right dad how active are you on twitter dead okay now have you ever been on twitter ever never okay because we found a gene deardeck twitter account okay and let's take a look at what we found okay gene deardeck hey son don't tell mom i'm on here just wanted to say hello and that we miss you is this my father or no no gene i want you to come up here and shoot a hole-in-one to win someone from this crowd 500 let's do it okay how do you feel you feel the power okay who's it gonna be the guy that looks like santa claus i don't know what he does in his off season mike i don't know what he does hey guys his name is [Laughter] on dad [Music] there it is [Applause] that's it for our show today thank you to my dad for mike castillo bridge now west coast time rob dude we'll see you next time on ridiculousness reminder mtv and the producers insist that no one submit any videos of themselves or others performing any dangerous activities you will not open or view them [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] somebody help me holy teammates

Channel: MTV's Ridiculousness

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Keywords: Ridiculousness, Fantasy Factory, Amazingness, Chanel West Coast, Steelo Brim, cat videos, rob dyrdek, host, internet, clip, celebrity, steelo, chanel west coast, viral, clip show, show, language, violence, fail, do-it-yourself, diy, stunt, fail compilation, fantasy factory, rob & big, viral videos, scared, sink holes, record label, Ridiculousness MTV

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Length: 28min 46sec (1726 seconds)

Published: Thu May 14 2020