Hilarious scene Featuring Snoop Dogg & Mac Miller from Scary Movie 5

and thus our story begins the large reward offered for the rescue of Charlie's kids drew the attention of police private detectives and Red Cross volunteers everyone was on high alert for these children except these two guys no man obamacare give senior citizens access to cheaper drugs free preventive care and it closes the Medicare Part D loophole and how does that help if I get shampooing my dick on what give me tell me you never got shampooing yo P oh okay they like once or twice yeah once or twice when you was playing with yourself no I wasn't playing on my cell phone showering crazy got up in there [ __ ] cam News Lord gravity is that thing must be up in order for that soap to go down well either way that's just things like him thing like a mother made me feel like it so haunted up in there and he found out his girl been you know doing her thing with another night exactly I don't understand why the shampoo company can't fix that man they got no more tears why they can't make no more Hornets in your dick I don't really think they expect you to use them no more tears on your dick well why they call the Johnson & Johnson I got a better question man what the hell are two stoners doing wandering around these spooky-ass woods look it's gonna be worth it I told you this is Humboldt County it's all the growers grow they bomb and [ __ ] you think they gonna be cool with us just helping ourselves then we take a nope when we go snip a few birds em say it's going broke back just like a lobster Paul you know that's our nature dude I don't know man just doesn't feel right in a cold care look man we're gonna be cool we're gonna roll one blunt and we're gonna get up out of here just one just one they won't care huh man just keep running holy [ __ ] is that control they're going off your door 30 on our ass yo I think they go oh wow it's a cabin in the woods we need to go out over there no man I go in there imagine for horror movie I went saw what horrible the one with the cabin in the woods Friday 13 no one with the cabin in the woods Texas Chainsaw Massacre no the one with the cabin in the woods the rain huh the one with the cabin in the woods Blair Witch Project no man the one with the cabin in the woods the monsters I wasn't in the woods I wasn't even a damn movie look man I ain't got time for this [ __ ] right now we need to get to that cabin in the woods how's ourselves sound like the house seven look new I'm gonna take a look around ah what is that ah what was shooting there where the dark bear no this dork over there hey guys last king crabs ran up on me man ran cuz we banging rocks put the guns down man put yours down first home I don't three one two three damn you want to try it again sure one two three one two three uno dos tres man we could do this [ __ ] all day truth clothes are your DeAndre look um it's two little girls don't know racist girls man we're in blackface cool with that halo girl what's your name what'd she say she said I wonder what's your leg tastes like a spider girl bit me maybe you're gonna get superpowers no black superhero I'm on it yo V Andre I think in the missing kids from the news he'd be so sure look I don't know man well if it is the missing keys I'm gonna take that reward money and I'm gonna buy me a yacht feeling with cash [ __ ] and a shark why would you want to buy a shark trust me we don't need a shark she's a beautiful little girl who I've grown to love I love all these children mama even if they don't all of me really loves you too Jody and they belong in this world with me and Dan because they deserve parents who aren't decomposing good girl all right enough where's Paige damn it I can't find it not forget it yeah that works [Applause] [Music] we need to stop smoking this told you that shark was gonna come in handy [Music]

Channel: Dany Boyle

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Length: 5min 55sec (355 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 24 2017