(Katya speaks in foreign language) - [Contestant] Oh. Is this Russia? - With love. My name is Yekaterina
Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but you can call me Katya. - [Contestant] Come on, accent. - And I'm just your
average run of the mill Russian bisexual transvestite hooker. Is this the Schulman bar mitzvah? (speaks in foreign language) Hi! Katya is at the intersection
of glamor and comedy. And you can find her right on
the corner, selling her ass. - Is this Soviet Union inspired? - It's actually my great
grandma's army uniform. (group laughs) I am terrified for this elimination. We have to be naked, and I have the body of a
55-year-old Irish rock climber. Give me a (beep) break. - [RuPaul] Now, sissy that walk. Up first is Russia's own, Katya. - [Judges] Ooh. - [Kathy] Katya awesome. - [Katya] It is my dream to walk down the main stage runway
of RuPaul's Drag Race, and I have to do it naked. I rip off the thing. - [Judges] Oh! - And I'm giving you
Russian red hippy realness. I think they're buying it. When in doubt, show them your (beep). I don't know. - [Kathy] Oh! - [RuPaul] Oh, dear. - She dropped something. What an ass. - Thank you. - No, her.
- Oh. - Does her fringe match the drapes? (judges laugh) Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save
yourself from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life! - I'm about to perform a
song by Olivia Newton John right in front of her, and I am sweating like a hooker in church. - Good luck, and don't (beep) it up. (upbeat music) ♪ Do we deserve a second chance ♪ ♪ How did we fall into this circumstance ♪ - Whoa! ♪ It's gotta be a strange twist of fate ♪ - [Katya] I definitely
need to make a statement, so I just tried to pound my
vagina into that stage so hard that the building shakes. ♪ Life doesn't mean a thing ♪ ♪ Without the love you bring ♪ ♪ Love is what we've found ♪ ♪ The second time around ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh oh ♪ - Katya is doing all these
splits, slow splits, back bends. The look is right. She's killing it. ♪ It's gotta be a strange twist of fate ♪ ♪ Telling me that heaven can wait ♪ (judges applaud)
(RuPaul laughs) - [Carson] Yes! - Ladies. I've made my decision. Katya, Shantay, you stay. - Thank you so much. - You may join the other girls. - Thank you. - Goodbye, Sasha. We love you. - [Group] Bye. - [Contestant] We love you, Sasha. - This week, I survived by the skin of my (beep) fingernails. It was the most stressful thing
I've ever done in my life. I'm gonna (beep) murder that
next challenge, whatever it is. (group laughs) - Ladies, it's time to release
your inner golden girl. Katya, I love the smell
of Bengay in the morning. Katya, Emerald City fashion week. (judges laugh) - [Judges] Oh! - [Katya] I am in love with my look. I'm sissying that leg. I feel confident. I feel sexy. I feel stupid. - Yes, honey. She is serving green legs and ham. (judges laugh) Welcome, ladies. It's time to debut your videos. First up, the parody of Dance with You. ♪ Grab some oil ♪ ♪ I've got a place for you ♪ ♪ Out on the seashore ♪ ♪ Feel the heat on my sizzlin' meat ♪ ♪ As we hit the beach
at noon again, oh oh ♪ ♪ I wanna tan, tan ♪ ♪ I wanna tan, tan ♪ ♪ Gonna roast and toast ♪ ♪ Gonna roast and toast and tan for you ♪ ♪ Gonna roast and toast ♪ ♪ Gonna roast and toast
and toast and toast ♪ ♪ Put the sunblock down ♪ ♪ I wanna tan ♪ ♪ I wanna tan, tan ♪ - Pass me the (beep) baby oil, bitch. (judges laugh) - For today's mini challenge, you'll be making your own paper versions of classic celebrity red carpet outfits. Mrs. Kasha Davis and Katya, Bjork. - [Contestant] Uh-oh. - Next up, recreating
the infamous swan dress. Katya, and is that Joan Rivers? - What are you wearing? (group laughs) - Actually, I'm wearing a custom-made Klein Epstein & Parker suit. - Stunning. And this next gal, she's
wearing a swan on her body and an elephant on her ankles. (group laughs) (Katya mumbles) Now available on iTunes. - Bjork flew all the way
from Iceland for this, and boy, are her arms tired. Good job, ladies. I've graded your papers and the winning pair is Mrs. Kasha Davis and Katya. (group cheers) For this week's maxi
challenge, you'll be acting in the behind the scenes
reenactment series, #RuHollywoodStories. (group laughs) This week's episode, Whatever
Happened to Merle Ginsberg? Y'all remember Merle? She sat by my side for the first two seasons
of RuPaul's Drag Race. I could almost see her now, so soft, so wise, so blurry. (group laughs) - Goodbye, Merle? But I'm not going anywhere. Ru and I are great friends. - Well, I'm her best friend, okay? And I'm supposed to be a judge here. You got it, Merley girl? (laughs) - Ginger is gonna be the evil villain, which is perfect because she's playing it like Ginger Minj as Danny
DeVito, as Tony Soprano, as the Fonz, as Michelle Visage. - Hey, Merle, how's my cake? Don't you want sprinkles? - So I have to find a way to kind of not get overshadowed by Ginger. - [RuPaul] Now, sissy that walk. Katya. - [Merle] Something
seems really fishy here. - [RuPaul] I think we're
gonna need a bigger boat. - [Katya] I'm summoning up my
best Tara Reid in Sharknado. I've got the stringy blonde hair and I'm feeling the Shark Week fantasy. - [Ross] They both have fabulous
mouths, don't you think? - [RuPaul] Yes. - [Merle] And they both
unhinge at the jaw. - [RuPaul] Whatever
happened to Merle Ginsberg? - I'm Merle Ginsberg,
and this is my story. I was at the craft service
table, getting my morning martini and I spotted RuPaul
and said, "Hey, Russi-q. "I'm so glad to be back for season three." And RuPaul said, "Oh, Merley girl, "I could never do the show without you." - You have job security
for the rest of your life! - Ah. - Little did I know
that we were not alone. (Ginger coughs) - Oh my god, you scared me. I didn't see you there. - Not very observant for a judge, bitch. (gasps) Ru! I brought you a cake! - All of the brothers
would wanna eat this cake. Speaking of, I need to say
hey to the new pit crew. - Goodbye, Merle? But I'm not going anywhere. Ru and I are great friends! - Ginger Minj, yours is the winning team. - Yeah! - You are all safe. But tonight, on the runway,
one of you stole the show. Katya, condragulations. You're the winner of
this week's challenge. You'll receive a $2,000 gift
card from Fabric Planet. - Yes! I won a challenge! I am so excited! Bodily fluids spraying
out of every orifice. It's down to eight girls. My game plan going forward
is to kill a few of the girls to make it to the top. - Snatch game! (group cheers) Now go on and hashtag that! - Snatch game is the challenge that every fan of RuPaul's
Drag Race has been waiting for. We put on these giant latex frog costumes and we go through a fiery obstacle course. Okay, all right, I'm sorry. You compete on a live game show,
a parody of the Match Game. - Hello, Katya. - Hi. - [RuPaul] Who are you doing? - Suze Orman. - Have you done her before? - Nope. - Now, I know that you do a Russian act-- - Yeah. - Because the Katya
character is a Russian. Why didn't you do a Russian character? Because you do it so well. What is it you're afraid of? - I don't know. I think it's like my whole life, I've been riddled with anxiety, fearful of things that aren't a big deal. - Ah. - I'm afraid to show this character because it's the thing that I do best and I'm terrified of failing at it. - You have an addiction to the anxiety. - I've never thought of that before. I've been addicted to alcohol,
crystal meth, cocaine. - The reason you're here is
because you're super talented, so don't be afraid. - Okay. Addicted to anxiety. - Next up, financial advisor, Suze Orman. - Hello, my darling dear
little chickadee RuPaul. - Now, Suze, I make $8 an
hour hosting this show. Can I afford a yacht? - Ah, how about a little rubber ducky? I'll throw in a hot bag
of nickels just in case. - You've got a deal! - Now, in this new version,
Dorothy blanks the Tin Man. - Well, of course, she bangs him, which is exactly what I'd like to do to most of these women here on this panel. (RuPaul laughs) Except for this one down
here, Miss Donatella. She looks like a skeleton
made out of beef jerky. This morning, I'm second guessing myself about my performance in this challenge. I don't know where I stand
in the eyes of the judges. All I can hear is the voices in my head telling me how terrible I am. (sighs) Can I talk to you for a moment? - [Miss Fame] I'd love to talk with you. - [Katya] Okay. - [Miss Fame] What's going on? - I, I am like kind of freaking out. I've been completely sober
for the past year and a half. Most of the time, I'm fine. But being away from my network
of support has been brutal. I know that Fame is sober, so she's the only other
person who can understand exactly what I'm going through. How long have you been sober for? - I've been sober for nine years, but counting days in here
feels like being a newcomer. - That's exactly what it feels like. Like, it's hard.
- Mm-hmm. I've never seen that of you. - I'm pretty good at hiding it. I am terrified of failure. - [Miss Fame] Yeah. - And like, my sense
of humor is just like, has been like a smokescreen for that. - Yeah. - I have to tell you, the
first day I came in here, the first thing I thought of was like, "You don't belong here. "You're not good enough." I didn't realize like how badly, I've actually never been
able to love myself. It's like...
- It's okay, boo-boo. You are loved. You are loved. - In this competition, I'm having to like deal with all the insecurities
that I don't wanna face, and I did not expect that. - You're being so hard on yourself. You're in it, but you're not alone. I'm here with you having
those same fears and feelings. - This moment is what I needed. - I needed it too. - Thank you so, I love you. - All right, my name is Miss
(beep) and I'm an alcoholic. (Katya laughs) Truth be told. - My name is Yekaterina
Petrovna Zamolodchikova and I'm a drug addict and alcoholic, oh! After my talk with Fame, I feel like a weight has been lifted. - [RuPaul] Katya, oh! Samantha Fox is such a wild dame. - I'm trying to just serve
sexy and confident whore, slutty cougar on the prowl, third rate Faith Hill impersonator, 80% sexy, 20% disgusting. - [Female Judge] Look out, Tawny Kitaen. We got a new white snake, bitch. (RuPaul laughs) - Now, for today's mini challenge, you'll be serving some
bitch rich reality realness. Using clear plastic tape, you need to nip and tuck your
mugs to plastic perfection. You'll be shooting a title
sequence for my latest series, the Fake Housewives of RuPaul's Drag Race. (group laughs) - Katya seems to have built an
entire forehead out of tape. She is serving Herman Munster realness. - What's the best part about
being married to a sociopath? The constant threat of
danger keeps you so thin. (RuPaul laughs) Do you know how to tango? - No. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
and Jamie Lee Curtis. - It's like Spanish. - Violet and I are paired
up for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure
how this is gonna go. - [RuPaul] Katya. She comes from a drag house divided. - [Female Judge] Meet me halfway. - On one side, I'm giving
you flamenco flapper. My feminine side is very coy and demure. And then bam! It's a man. - [Carson] I think this one's
gonna be a split decision. - [RuPaul] Oh, yeah. - [Carson] Oh. - [Female Judge] Nice. - [RuPaul] Now sissy that walk. - [Announcer] Doing the tango vogue, it's Violet Chachki and Katya. (upbeat tango music) (upbeat dance music) (upbeat tango music) (upbeat dance music) (upbeat tango music) - Next up, Katya. - First, I wanna say that I loved seeing you
with this black hair, 'cause I know we're used to seeing Katya in red hair and blonde hair. We haven't really gotten
the black fantasy yet, I don't think. - Ooh, girl. - Well, I've had the
black fantasy many a time, but not from you, Katya. - When I saw you come out on the runway, I was like, oh. Like you were very coquettish. And then when you turned, and
I mean, this as a compliment, it was very like hot douchey guy. - That is amazing. - Katya and Violet, condragulations, you're the
winner of this week's challenge. - Oh, my god! I'm so (beep) happy. Oh, you (beep) bitch. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - [RuPaul] Hello, Katya. - [Carson] She's Putin her
money where her mouth is. - [RuPaul] She sure is. - [Katya] (speaks in foreign
language) My name Hello Katya, and I'm from the magic land of Siberia, and everyone loves my bad breath. One extra special thing to know about me is that I'm the sweatiest
woman in showbusiness. I feel like my socialist
side will balance out Hello Kitty's decadent capitalism. That's why Hello Kitty and I
will be best comrades forever. - [RuPaul] She's not Russian. She's taking her time. - [Rebecca] She is. (upbeat music) - (speaks in foreign language) My name is Yekaterina
Petrovna Zamolodchikova but you can call me Katya. (snorts) You may remember me as
the lovable Russian hooker from season seven with a
crippling anxiety problem. But I'm back with a refillable
prescription for Xanax. - [RuPaul] Yowza, Babraham Lincoln. - Pass me the (beep) baby oil, bitch. (RuPaul laughs) - You did a beautiful obscenity. - When do I get to blow them? I can't say that? (speaks in foreign language) (snorts) During my season, I feel
like I held back out of fear. Whenever anything went wrong, I wanted to jump off the hotel balcony. But this time around, I wanna just spread my legs even wider. (speaks in foreign language) Coco Montrese, I always wanted to know what the female gremlin
would look like in 25 years. (group laughs) - [Contestant] That was a good one, bitch. - Ginger Minj, in my eyes, the
true winner of season seven of TLC's I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant. (group laugs) Roxxxy Andrews, I think
about you all the time, especially in the morning at the bus stop. (group laughs) Too soon, too soon, sorry. - [RuPaul] Up next, Katya. Talent, gymnastics. (group cheers) - This bitch is over here
on her hands, pussy poppin'. All right, Miss Katya. You get the gold from me. (group cheers) - [Contestant] Who are you doing? - I'm gonna do Bjork. - Oh, right. - All-star Snatch Game gives the chance for those who bombed in their
season to really stand out. - The totally wacky and
original Bjork is here. - I love your suit. - Thank you. - It reminds me of the
lining of my small intestine. (group laughs) - All right, Jujubee, are
you ready for your question? - Mm-hmm. - My play cousin Cornesha
is such a party animal! When mosquitoes bite her,
they have to go to blank. Okay, Jujubee. - The clinic. - Yes! Good answer. - Right. - Let's move on down to Bjork. - I'm pretty excited
'cause I also said clinic. - [RuPaul] You said clinic! - Yeah. How many bones do I win? - How many bones do you want? Oh.
(RuPaul laughs) See you after the show, bubbles. (RuPaul laughs) Oh. - [RuPaul] Did you hear that Bjork? - I'm down for anything, especially I'd like the eat her hair. It looks like pastrami. (RuPaul laughs) - Something else looks like pastrami too. - (gurgles) Oh. (grunts) Brrt. (RuPaul laughs) - [RuPaul] Up next, Katya She's into water sports. - Oh, it's Esther
Williams, Fister Williams. (RuPaul laughs) - [RuPaul] Wow, look
at those breaststrokes. - [Ross] Our cycles are synchronized. - [Katya] I'm giving you a
skin-tight sea foam green Esther Williams underwater fantasy. My waist is cinched. My nose is pinched. And my body is absolutely
drenched in sweat. - [Ross] Her look is making me wet. - [RuPaul] Take a dip in
the cool waters of Katya. (judges laugh) Up next, Katya. - I love this runway look so much. I like when people do something that's what you're not expecting. And what you gave us was like
this Esther Williams moment with the full cap, and then
you have like the nose thing, which is the genius little
touch that I expect from Katya, so right on. - Thanks. - Snatch Game, I loved the Snatch Game. When I think of Bjork, I think of like an
Icelandic toddler on LSD, and you gave me that. - You're just brilliant. You're an artist. And all of your answers
were just so psychotic and I just love everything that you do. - Whether people knew
who Bjork was or not, we all understood exactly
what you were doing. And that's what makes a
really good characterization. It was fabulous. - Thank you so much. (judges laugh) - I've made some decisions. Katya, Alaska, you are the top two all-stars of the week. Katya. Ooh, Barbara Eden. - [Carson] I dream of weenie. - [Nicole] Ooh, there she goes. - [Group] Oh. - Thank you.
(judges laugh) - [Katya] I'm giving you full
health Sharon Tate fantasy. It's Rosemary's babushka
and I feel amazing. - Not tonight, Satan. Not tonight. Katya and Detox starring
in Velma and Weezy. When last we saw Velma and Weezy, they were taking a shortcut to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. They may be dead, but
they're still best friends. - Where is she? Velma, what took you so long? I think I'm having a nervous breakdown! - The Quickie Mart didn't sell brain, so I ate the clerk's brain instead. - Ah. - Oh, and I robbed the store. - We don't need money, Velma! We're zombies. Hold on, I got a great idea. Selfie! Ooh-wee! (knocking on door) - You ordered room service? - No. - Mother (beep). 'Cause suddenly, I'm very hungry. - Hoo-hoo! If it isn't that handsome
Brad Pitt lookalike that stole all our money. What are you doing here, BJ? - You come back to give us that money you stole from us, baby, with interest? - Maybe he's just here
to see what it's like to get some head from the walkin' dead! Woo-hoo! - Bitch, he's mine! - (gasps) Bitch, this is a street war! - Weezy, you zombie skank! You (beep). (both scream) - I swear to god, I hate you! (both scream) - Look what you did! - Look what you did! Oh! (both scream) - Thanks, ladies. (both gasp) - That sassy son of a
bitch took our money again. - No matter what happens, I'm glad I got to be a zombie with you. - I've never felt more dead? Hey, Velma, would you mind if I partake in your little arm here? - If you can't eat your
friends, who can you eat? (judges laugh) - Yes. Oh my god, yes! Hey, Katya. - Hello, mother. - We are excited to hear
what your product is. - So it's called Katya's Crisis Control, and it's a refreshing body mist. And it also packs the
right amount of Thorazine to protect from anxiety, fear,
hallucinations, or ghosts. - So you're selling-- - I'm selling a feeling,
a sensation of like-- - You know, that's the
first way to kill a brand-- - Oh. - Is to sell something
that doesn't have value. So I think you have a little bit of a branding identity crisis. - Okay, well, that's very on brand for me. (laughs) - I think right now, the only
crisis here is the product. I wanna have something that
somebody actually wants to buy. Just lose the bottle and the whole idea. Start over. - Okay. - I'm sorry. Thanks, Katya. - Thank you. Whoo! (laughs) (upbeat muic) - Hi, Katya. - So for today's maxi challenge, we have to pitch a product
that reflects our brand. - You've got props. You've got pit crew,
and you've got furniture courtesy of our friends at RiverWorks. - Is there a pig? Oh, there's a Turkey, that's even better. (Carson chuckles) I'm gonna hold the turkey. I'm in a kitchen. - You look confused. So you're in the kitchen. - I'm in the kitchen. - Okay, and you're going
to be standing there. - Standing here in the kitchen. - [Michelle] What's your lines? - These days, being a
woman is really hard. Keep going?
- Okay, is there more? - Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the whole commercial.
(Michelle laughs) - [Carson] Do the whole
thing, do the whole thing. - [RuPaul] Katya. The Russians are taking over the runway. - [Katya] I'm giving you
1980s lesbian literary agent, disinterested, pissed
off, Ellen Barkin fantasy. Comrade Katya, to androgyny and beyond. - Up next, Comrade Katya. - Riddled with anxiety? Crippled under the burden
of existential pain? (judges laugh) Jello. My name is Katya Zamolodchikova. (judges laugh) You know, these days,
being a woman is tough. When I'm not struggling with my weight or worried about wrinkles, I am bombarded by a cacophony
of demonic voices in my head telling me, "You're not good enough." (RuPaul laughs) That's why I created Crisis Control, a moisturizing body spray
that provides relief while heavy doses of Thorazine
shield the psyche from pain. So go ahead, control yourself. (judges laugh) - That is ge-ni-us. Your commercial is brilliant, just very, very funny
the whole way through. - You were really working
within your whorehouse, I mean wheelhouse. (RuPaul and Katya laugh) Let's talk about this runway look. You looked gorgeous. You really were modeling
othe (beep) out of it. (Katya laughs) - The outfit is so wrong, it's right. - Everything you did, your
commercial, your product and your look are on brand. - Thank you. - Alaska, Katya, condragulations. You are the two top all-stars of the week. Hello, hello, hello! - [Group] Hi! - Ladies. Now queens, as gay people,
we get to choose our families because sometimes, the
families we grew up with don't understand us. So when I recently reached
out with an invitation to your moms and sisters, I'm sorry to say that not one of them
accepted my invitation. They all did. So let's give a big
drag race family welcome to Katya's mother, Pat. (Katya screams and laughs) - My mom! I hate that (beep). No, just kidding. How does it feel to be in Hollywood? - Oh my god, I feel like a star. (Pat laughs)
- This is it, this is it. It's so different this time
like from season seven though because it's like a lot more joyful and less riddled with
anxiety, which is a new thing. - [Pat] That's awesome. - Yeah. It's so cool to have
my mom in the room now when I'm not a nervous wreck. What I'm thinking is
sexy Russian trophy bride with her peasant mom. - And who am I? (Katya laughs) - This is definitely
gonna be a transformation. I don't think my mother has
ever worn heels in her life. She's used to spending under
$10 for a blouse at Savers. I probably shouldn't say that. Oh my god. This fits you like a (beep) glove. That's incredible. - Hey, Katya!
- Hi! - Hi, Pat! That lace front looks like
it's coming out of your head. - (laughs) It isn't? (Katya and Pat laugh) - Now, did you watch
your child on Drag Race? - Yes, I did. - What was the most
shocking thing you learned? - When he got really personal about his struggles with anxiety. Parent, that heartache. I mean, I knew it, but to see it so raw, that was a shock to my heart. And thank you for counseling him. You did wonderful. - Oh, that's very kind. Thank you. Now, Katya, you're the only queen left who is not from season five. - I noticed that, yeah. - Do you think that the
Rolaskatox girls are, you know-- - Conspiring against me? - Yeah. (laughs) - Picking off the other
seasons one by one? I'm the only one in the group
who's not from season five, which means that they
all have stronger bonds with each other than they do with me, especially Rolaskatox. So if I end up in the bottom, it could be RuPaul's best friend race, which means I go home. (laughs) - [RuPaul] Up next, Katya
and Svetlana Borisnova. Ah. ♪ Yodelay-hee-ho ♪ - [RuPaul] Emphasis on the ho. - Mama! (judges laughs) I'm giving '70s Soviet Anna Karenina, and she's giving confused
bumbling babushka. (RuPaul laughs) - What they're wearing, would
you call it Russian dressing? I think that is it, yeah. Up next, Katya and Svetlana Borisvitna How'd I do with the name? - Terribly. - Yeah. Say it for me. - Borisnova. - And this is Svetlana Boris (sighs). (judges laugh) - I think the vogueing
thing was not high up on the scale of things I
love to do in life for Katya. - Yeah. - But then you came out
here with this storyline, and I was like, "Yes!" - It just completely
flipped the switch for me. It felt so Katya. - You're giving us this like
vintage Missoni kind of look. It's something that they would wear in Real Housewives of Minsk. (RuPaul laughs)
- Yes, exactly. - Really one of the
highlights of the evening. - I will say, sidebar, your mother completely stole the show. - Yes! - Your acting, I mean, you
deserve a Tony award for that. - Thank you. - Detox, Katya, condragulations. You are the two top all-stars of the week. You and your loved ones have each won a $2,000 gift certificate
from Marc Jacobs. - Oh, wow. ♪ You a basic ho ♪ ♪ And it's your time to go ♪ ♪ So bitch, let me show you the door ♪ ♪ Lenin in the streets ♪ ♪ Dostoevsky in the streets ♪ - Oh, I (beep) up that part. I'm like the sugar-free
French Vanilla Ice of drag. This is gonna sound great. Rapping is hard. - It is hard, yeah.
(Katya laughs) - AB is giving me really good feedback. He's like blinking his eyes a lot. ♪ Lenin in the streets ♪ ♪ Dostoevsky in the sheets ♪ ♪ Lenin in the streets ♪ ♪ Dostoevsky in the sheets ♪ - Oh, my goodness. Look who just walked in.
- Hi. - Hi, Katya. - So now, your mother was here. I thought she was just a dream. - Isn't she amazing? - [RuPaul] She really is. - [Michelle] Wow. - Yeah, thank god my dad's a
sociopath, so there's balance. - Well, there's balance.
(Michelle laughs) And you know, that's the secret
of life is having a balance. - Absolutely. And you know what? This season, it started
out so much better, but still, there was
a little bit of like-- - The voices? - One thing that I've
been coaching myself with is like, I sort of named that voice. I call her Brenda. - Uh-huh. - And I just say, "You know what, Brenda? "Shut the (beep) up." (Michelle laughs) - I love that. - Yeah, so-- - I found that what you do
is you develop another voice that sort of counteracts that voice. - Yeah, Carl. - Wait a minute. It's not Hot Carl, is it? (group laughs) - Being excited to talk with
Ru is a new sensation for me. Our rapport is fantastic. So this is the moment that I know how far I've come in the competition. - [RuPaul] Gorgeous! - [Michelle] Yay! ♪ Looky here ♪ ♪ Listen up ♪ ♪ I'm the one ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ I'm the one, one, one ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ I'm, I'm the one ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova ♪ ♪ But your dad just calls me Katya ♪ ♪ I'm the red scare with
the long blonde hair ♪ ♪ Always keep 'em coming back for more ♪ ♪ You a basic ass ho and
it's your time to go ♪ ♪ So bitch, let me show you the door ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's me who's getting laid ♪ ♪ And I'm always getting paid ♪ ♪ The only high class Russian whore ♪ ♪ I'm a squashing hot mess
in a skintight dress ♪ ♪ That's a rash, not a herpes sore ♪ - Ah! ♪ Lenin in the streets ♪ ♪ Dostoevsky in the sheets ♪ ♪ Baby, are you ready for this cold war ♪ ♪ Katya Zamolodchikova ♪ ♪ Wrote you, told you ♪ ♪ Now I, now I rid ya ♪ - [RuPaul] Katya. - [Female Judge] Wow. - [Judges] Ooh. - [RuPaul] Do the bustle. (judges laugh) - I am the confident,
complex, regal matriarch of a Russian mafia family,
enjoying her last days on earth before she is set ablaze
by jeaouls relatives. - [Female Judge] I know where I'm hiding if there's an earthquake. (judges laugh) - One final question. Why should you and not
your fellow all-stars be inducted into the
Drag Race hall of fame? Katya. - Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, talent. What do these qualities have in common? I don't know. I'm not a scientist. (judges laugh) I stand here, a charismatic
woman of grace and dignity with a unique sense of
humor and point of view. In season seven, you let me show the world that I'm good enough. And here, you let me believe it myself, and I can't thank you enough for that. Like they say in Russia,
(speaks in foreign language). - What does that mean? - I have a carburetor outside that I just have to do some work on. (group laughs) - Thank you, Katya. - Thank you. - Do you want everything
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