Best of August 2020 - Game Grumps Compilations

hello welcome back everybody [Laughter] i hope they put the burp in at the beginning i'm kind of hoping to oh man it's the worst yeah what have you been eating um i mean i'm not gonna lie well so i didn't ask you to lie pretty straightforward question well so yeah i've been trying to lose weight that's that's the problem that's what i'm sort of leading with right sure so oh [ __ ] hold on let me check these real quick uh okay i don't know why i'm saying hold on i can keep going anyway so yes i'm trying to lose weight um last night susie and i agreed that we would you know uh have have have breakfast together and you know i didn't have a whole lot of time today so we'd like order something so we decided we were gonna order something and and we and we did and then it got cancelled um it was it was like a local diner uh that we did okay that's that's got really good food and uh they were too busy and they cancelled our order so oh that happens all the time yeah yeah so like i was on i was i was on the phone in a meeting so i was like [ __ ] and i like went to susie and was kind of like you know put myself on mutant was sort of hurriedly like hey they're cancelled we gotta do something else um and she was just like i don't know [ __ ] it denny's so oh no so we ordered denny's yeah um oh and a day later you're still paying the price no that was this morning oh god aaron yeah so uh breakfast at denny's yeah and i said what about breakfast did you get the lumberjack slam you know susie did actually um yeah i mean you know she didn't finish it like i don't think anybody can humanly finish the letter uh but uh i tried to get something that was like within my diet and you know it didn't break the bank i didn't i didn't make myself sick but i can tell my guts were really upset because well the the belches never a good sign when someone asks how your breakfast was and you're like well i didn't make myself sick so i got that going for me this is going really well by the way it's like fun to watch i have to do it oh my god [Laughter] i'm pretty sure there's a stray fairy in here it wouldn't be this like difficult if there weren't like if i just got like arrows out of it i'd be like dude [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] is wrong with you dude you didn't shimmy when it went yeah here goes the lady bad choice amy all right my turn uh do i have any gems oh i do of course i want to annoy another player you're kidding me great curse opal activate oh it's random no i think you just pick when it's oh it is random fine whatever amy has been cursed okay so have we all amy rest assured you are not alone holy [ __ ] amy has been cursed the end yup did you hate that it's a bummer oh good what does this mean it's a battle oh okay fight one of those monsters great oh it's a tumor girl oh my shoulder nipples really do sting no i don't i don't know i want to i'm so close are you [ __ ] serious god why i guess that's your best option oh cool think of all the fun stuff that could happen [Music] nice animation may your life be filled with happiness thank you sonic shuffle [Laughter] i was once am i dying is this what dying feels like was that a dream what a strange dream that made you feel kind of happy hey there's something in your hand it's your [ __ ] it's the penis of a stranger go on awesome sonic speed no jeez all right whoa look at my slide take this take this take this gotcha oh my god knuckles is really going for me yeah [ __ ] you i just destroyed amy like i actually murdered her let's take out knuckles oops sorry oh god how is he not dead i just plugged into him like 30 times all right [ __ ] all right no it's you and me baby no stop stop how dare you not stop this strike awkward no oh my god oh my god oh my god no terrible oh no he's got a spear hook oh not believe that i thought for sure it was done yeah so did i it was all excited well back in the last oh either place us have a precious stone or whatever that is keeping it hypno tight amy has been cursed and is unable to that curse is paying dividends dude yeah i mean what is it the curse of the mummy like the last 10 000 years come on with the two jesus oh my god did they just close us off and nobody else what the carbuncle ate itself what does that mean i can't think of four words that had less to do with our situation terrible news guys the carbuncle ate itself [Laughter] my my mind my mind is just pudding i have pudding brain pick the card you want a player oh what one great wait doesn't even matter i can't even go that way no no what makes you think you could whatever i'm still doing it sure oh jesus christ the carpal collate itself [Laughter] it's like the kind of [ __ ] you would say to a spy after you drop off the suitcase full of like government secrets for him the chocolate mousse is not in season the carbuncle ate itself i did read that correctly right the carbuncle ate itself yeah oh yeah i don't even know what a carbuncle is i'm gonna have to look it up is that right right it's like it's like a mollusk that that lives in a shell a carbuncle is a cluster of boils caused by bacterial infection most commonly with staph staphylococcus what or streptococcus what that can't be right there has to be another definition carbuncle what the hell why would that eat itself i'll steal a card from another player yeah yeah wow wait what does that do you just got all their cards but to what end i don't know man like what is the point of any of it yeah if anyone can take any card at any time oh an accident i pissed myself i had an accident i need a mop oh no the egg son skip the parasol to save the shade the rings are we playing right now why didn't it explain the game to us you have to get the parasol before the the disgusting frightening eggman sun blows his load on us this is certainly how it feels dang it damn you knuckles are you not seeing this [ __ ] face that the eggman's son has damn oh i know it's a nightmare it's so nightmarish no amy the best thing damn you okay oh my god this is terrifying oh my god [Music] oh my god stop stop you're killing me my god knuckles is incredible just watching you that was the barely on the screen that was like the very best i could do ah yes no points awarded for second place why would there be oh my god what is this this is the last you've been dancing around the last one for like 13 hours are you serious please threes are the only thing that everything's left of okay thank you wow that was it this is it well i mean well first i have to yeah [Music] first i have to win this little game a chance oh my god i feel good about this oh okay pick your next card um no well the next card hey okay you use the three oh okay okay well that's um yeah 60 [ __ ] 66.6 repeating i no die i wanna die i want to die oh my god oh my god god just make me die i can't i can't actually believe this i can't the fact that this is even possible knuckles is gonna get there i know of course he is literally my life he was like 70 spaces away his beaches every single night oh generals horseshoes oh you found a forest jewel you got a speeder old great parent i can use it to get to the precious gym faster i'm so happy for you carbuncle a fairy who lives oh damn it we were finally gonna learn what a carbuncle was aaron all we know is that the carbuncle is hungry for its own flesh yeah seriously all right you got a roll today sorry i needed to depress it i swear to god in heaven shut re re-distribute 40 spaces in a random direction on a random direction that's not good oh god you don't want that i'm gonna do it are you [ __ ] serious yeah maybe it'll take me 30 spaces in the right direction nope nope why would it do that why would it oh god oh god in heaven why oh god no a minigame oh he scratched the record here we go he's gonna win sonic shuffle the only thing worse than losing is playing if you die in the game you die for real i wish ugh here we go oh man it's [ __ ] exposition center like just it's yeah the three rings or whatever we're trapped in the exposition tower we're all part of the same dream no way shut up god well one thing's for sure we stumbled into a very strange place you're so funny sonic we love you i know oh god wasn't there a thing like this in sonic boom imaginary world there's a thing like this in sonic boom where like we accidentally teleported outside of it into the nothingness yeah we played a whole level before it loaded what the [ __ ] where's his oh my god did something like totally glitch out oh my god that was terrifying oh my god this is not what her eyes are supposed to be really oh my god they're faces look at [ __ ] amy dude what is happening i knew if we just hung in there long enough this game would give us some weird [ __ ] imaginary world i'm doing this to you i'm the i have the power of 17 gods this is so nightmarish we turn our faces is where the precious stone went never what's the crystal that's the brushes are those her eyes no this isn't right this is not right oh my god that's one of the most terrifying things i've ever [ __ ] seen what's wrong luminette sonic looks like dig dug with hair [Music] oh oh god this is right out of a nightmare are we dreaming right now he looks at his hands like a tentacle [Music] i feel like if i walked in on link looking like this and just moving like this he'd be like oh hi uh uh didn't didn't mean to say uh don't don't ask me about the skull thing that's nothing it's just i like one piece why don't you knock mom my door is closed for a reason oh oh sorry bud sorry bud yeah uh just continue um not a big deal uh we'll talk later perfectly natural it's like you're only making it more awkward by being in here longer yeah stop talking and leave oh forget this ever happened so right now oh man i've i've definitely been in that situation before and i did not it wasn't fun and it was funny because i wasn't even i was just looking at it like i wasn't even like oh man i'm gonna [ __ ] i'm gonna start jano right now i was just kind of like huh and then my dad walked in he was like whoa bud and i was like oh like like of all the times like this is the one time where i'm just like it's just on my screen it's like not a big deal wait wait your own penis is on your screen what are you talking about i don't know just like porn oh when you said looking at it i thought you met your dick no no no there was just porn on my screen yep and like i didn't fair enough it wasn't i wasn't like here we go like yeah yeah it's just lighting the candles and let's go mercifully i don't uh have any memories of being caught like that but um i can say i'm sure it when certain kids saw men in black where they use the flashy light to wipe someone's memory of a certain event like i'm sure a lot of kids are like oh god i wish i could erase the time my parents caught me jailing wait i guess it would be jang oh oh jaying oh no i think j owing is its own jerk-offing i feel like the act of [Music] j-owing is its own action as opposed to like jerking off because okay in your mind what is the j jerk okay and to me it's jack it's like a life of its own right i guess so but even if it was jack it would just be jack-offing like you're saying i know but but j.o is its own we're having a lot of miscommunications this episode it's like yo as as like yo you put on sunglasses time to rap about this said uh very eloquently i'm taking a deo to j.o right so like i don't know i feel like j.o is its own verb its own category of verbiage right but i feel like that would only mean jerk off like the ing is wherever you put it i mean jerk off though it just means j.o it's it's own word [Music] [ __ ] look it up in urban dictionary it's so damn word i'm not i keep losing money on these [ __ ] jars this is the worst day of my life i wish i was joining right now you and me both brother uh okay you can do this aaron i believe like mad good you know what i'm saying set it aflame with rock and roll yeah well it's like now we got mad love so is that right as i recall we used to be mad loves oh yeah that's right but now we've got problems i hope we can solve them and that's supposed to rhyme just yeah yeah well it's all in the delivery whoa oh ah yeah dude uh when you um well kill the sculpture first and then there's something i must show you how do i oh boy yeah hello there we go okay cool okay uh go okay yes climb those barrel climb those boxes again yeah i'll find the boxes real quick yeah but real quick yeah climb the boxes okay but and i'll climb the second one but don't go far in just stand where it oh there was a second if you could kind of go over the left there was a second where those three gold medallions lined up with the skeleton's face his eye holes in his nose yeah and it was really scary [Laughter] it's really scary it spooked me out wait a second [Laughter] hello kids what are you looking at my flaming arrow eyes actually you're pretty terrifying looking yourself ah dude [ __ ] rude okay like well i worked hard i don't ask and now we got problems yeah i'm sorry we used to be mad love yeah well you made a really deep cut yeah you oh god i was just reading about that like they're clicks uh the clicking sound that whales create can be heard um by other whales at an insane amount i don't know what it was but i want to say like over 100 miles some something crazy like that wow yeah yeah uh that could be completely wrong but um i remember being blown away by however great a distance it was yeah man that's dope whales must have like giant [ __ ] ears they don't they have extremely small ears oh well then what the [ __ ] yeah i don't know i don't know maybe it's something they feel more than what we would consider hearing i i i'm not an expert clearly i wish i was i wish i had time in my life to also be an ichthyologist oh dude man you know all the words well you were saying like two tagologists later earlier uh it was ornithologist so i don't know where you got monotonous a horny thologist nice one is birds the others fish that's that's all it is all right man i also eat those two things oh so you're you're a non-mythologist too it's not that's not a word i don't know i'm a num num mythologist wow a young mythologist aaron i swear to god if i ever go to one of brian's like science conventions and i go up to like a group of physicists and i'm like i'm a young mythologist what did you get kind of solid mr you brian will just be like [Laughter] can we go yeah we need to leave oh my god but brian i have so much yummy information to share don't you want me to fill their tum-tums of knowledge oh god what you guys were learning filling up your brains i was filling up mr tums [Music] tastes like information [Laughter] i didn't notice so much when she was just a polygon yeah oh kind young ones scattered throughout the four temples of this land are broken stray fairies like me please find a way to save them and turn them to their hands surely they will add to your strength allow me to grant you something good so that the fairies will not feel god no please oh no i don't want it you can wear her face look at the icon too it's like such a nightmare [Laughter] some [ __ ] a third grader would make out of play-doh [Laughter] oh man it's so good you're like i love it thank you i'm she's like do you like it it looks just like me right um um it's awesome wow oh no no no no ready for combat yeah well [Music] the mirror the the shield is finally like oh good i'm not the most hideous thing going on right now like you can sort of see his face underneath too it's a really useful mask and because of it i'm sort of wondering if i should maybe do the stray fairies oh thank goodness so that little hesitation at the end impressive i must give you something yeah dude look at all these hearts unbelievable cherish it well oh i'm dude i'm feeling good man i'm feeling i'm feeling good too like now it really feels like we have a shot to beat this game yeah man oh is that the bank exchanger guy oh yeah i love actually you know what it is right now you want to see how much cash i have in there yeah show me [Music] excuse me ah yes spooned oh this was spooned yeah damn dude 1852. that's the your moby dick was written really well that's pretty close i don't know i don't know let me check i'll check 1852 now i have 1994. that was the year that the rugrats wow dude my brain was like [ __ ] slot machine it was like rugrats i don't know what yeah oh yeah i i let me let me look this up to make sure i'm not just reading something i heard on clown penis dot fart farc yeah uh yeah no business insider that's a that's a legit news source um yeah right i think so kfc will lab will test lab grown chicken nuggets made with 3d bio printer this fall in russia [Music] the chain partnered with 3d bio printing solutions to create a chicken nugget that will mimic the taste and appearance of its original nuggets at a fraction of the environmental cost how amazing is that that [ __ ] rules dude if it tastes as and and you know me i am a chicken nugget connoisseur oh yeah you're you're you're a chicky nuggy freak dude yeah if it tastes as even approximately as good as regular chicken nuggets i will never eat another chicken nugget made of chicken like i don't want to hurt any animals i just love the friggin taste and that would be amazing that would be amazing yeah dude i mean i've been i'm not like full vegetarian or anything but i've been like getting like beyond meat and if i yeah go to burger king or something i always try to get the impossible whopper yeah i mean [ __ ] dude like if it if it tastes pretty close and it it like it doesn't mean an animal had to basically go through the holocaust to you know make it like that's fantastic yeah the rules kfc and they already shortened the name so they don't have to say kentucky fried chicken and it won't be misleading yeah kentucky fried choices now oh is that what it stands for no okay that [ __ ] up oh okay but that is a good idea i would hey man that's free kfc you can have that yeah yeah it's way better than what it stood for before which is killing [ __ ] chickens wow all the bubble oh god damn it it's hard to watch you struggle with this last fairy yeah it's the last fairy so it feels very like just give it to me like i i'm i'm like i've done the work all right awesome yeah don't [ __ ] around you i mean you do [ __ ] around but you also don't [ __ ] around so it's uh you really run the gamut yeah of rounding the [ __ ] there's definitely seasons like like it's like [ __ ] around season and then yeah and not [ __ ] around the season of [ __ ] dude and then in parentheses not giving us hey that sounds like a good nsp song [Music] it could be he's in a suck [ __ ] season of [ __ ] or it could be the seasons i don't know we we've we've got the new album coming out but like uh beyond that there's no new material so we'll have to start writing stuff soon oh [ __ ] dude can i be invited i mean sure if you want it seems weird but i mean sure if you want to hang out it's it's going to be very weird writing comedy from separate areas you know what it's just like i hate that the most that's why it's oh dude can i come like no like i i want to be having surgeries that's not appropriate yeah not in the band i feel you i feel you man wow it was mostly comic book stuff for me at the time i was like there's other people in the world who want to talk about comic books because i would try you know i mean obviously i had joe and adam like my really close friends um but when i'd get outside of that circle and i'd try to talk comics with anyone like their eyes would just glaze over and um it was it was great it was really awesome and then my grandma took me to the san diego comic con in 1993. did you cosplay yeah no there was no well i mean i i'd imagine there was such a thing back then but like it wasn't it wasn't a thing cosplay wasn't a word um as far as i had ever heard uh even the term gamer wasn't around it was just like oh you dress up and you play video games you know dude what are you talking about gamers are omnipresent there have been gamers since the the dawn of time the dawn of 1972 dude because like it's just become such a stigmatized word in my opinion it's like ugh gamers like i don't i don't know i don't uh i don't really pay too much attention you're not a gamer dude you got to reclaim it how do i do that well you can register online to [Laughter] the dmv maybe all right oh this one okay there's a starfish under the water aaron don't let it get away yeah man those starfish they'll get you i'm just saying they left [Music] this is [ __ ] easy is it yeah how many do you need again 20 i think one for each rupee well don't blow it i got plenty of time dude some of these games it's it's interesting some of these minigames are way tougher than others it seems definitely and this one like required so much like i had to beat the temple and then like sit on this boat and then know to like fall the boat to this place and then yeah talk to the [ __ ] guy like and then it's just this cheesy easy cheesy easy easy cheese maybe uh maybe there is uh maybe this is your reward all right you have 48 seconds to get that last one oh you dumb [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] wait a second hold on a [ __ ] second wow that you're hubris yeah i guess so oh man that sucks well take your time yeah i guess so what i have to shoot i have to shoot that little [ __ ] scarab that's down there ah so i didn't need to do all this i just needed to move one of them but it's okay yeah during the course of doing this you remembered what you actually needed to do yes so here we are [Laughter] i just love the really big triumphant moments like here we go oops all right climb wait what oh oh yeah it's upside down baby okay this is fine oof that's a disturbing jump yeah i mean where do you end up i don't know i don't just fall upwards forever did you ever have that thought when you were a little kid like oh man what if like the earth stopped rotating for whatever reason and we all just fly off no that never occurred to you you wouldn't fly off if it stopped rotating yeah you probably wouldn't it's just that that was my thought when i was like 10 and i didn't have a strong understanding of gravity i see well no i've never thought of that although well i don't know enough about this subject isn't it the spin of the earth that creates gravity no it's just the mass of the planet ah it just pulls things towards it very massive core yeah you never seen that like that like youtube video of the guy and he's like this is how property works and it's like this big like bendy sheet and he like puts a ball in it and then like puts a smaller ball and the smaller ball like starts rotating around no but i i did see a youtube video that uh debunks that theory right off the bat because the earth is flat oh okay yeah it's a flat disc moving ever upwards and that's why there's gravity oh yeah ever upwards wait is that their explanation for why there's gravity well yeah because someone was like why is there gravity then and they were like um there just is bro yeah it just it because we're we're shooting upwards all the time aaron like i've red pilled so many people on this it's not even funny are you laughing right now i see you laughing [Laughter] i couldn't hear you through my headphones but i saw you laughing oh my god that kills me i've red killed so many [ __ ] dude i i've i've had i've known people who have said that uh and if if you ever catch me using red pill as a verb i need you to punch me in the face oh my god that's [ __ ] hysterical [Laughter] for anyone who doesn't know in the matrix uh neo is offered a red pill and a blue pill and the red pill is the one that reveals an unpleasant truth where the blue pill allows him to stay uh forever in his cozy fake world um so when people say uh they red-pilled someone it means they dropped some truth on them that they couldn't handle strangely by coincidence most of the time people say that their truth is dumb yeah they're believing something that that has is there's nothing based in science or reason yeah it's just super conspiracy theory stuff that's really funny it is funny it is funny how ironic dude do you remember okay do you remember like long long ago right we i was we were doing a play through i forgot what it was forgot what it was but the important thing is that like at the end of an episode i was like i was like really trying to get this story about a dude named chad out remember that uh and then it certainly sounds like something that would happen with us yeah and then i was like well all right man what was chad's story i don't remember if i actually told it on the show because that was the thing is like i never told it on the next episode and then people were like what's the chad story oh that is and it became that is starting to sound familiar yeah yes i don't remember if i actually ever told it but now that i remembered the word bonko i remembered the chad story so oh my gosh so now possibly seven years later you're gonna hear the chad story if i have an article yeah let's get some chad closure um so this dude chad that i knew in like middle school right he um we were in a spanish class together and uh you know he was he was not he did not put the most effort into his uh his his learning let's just say that understandable a bit of a slacker uh so but the fact that bank was bonko in spanish like really it just it it killed him like every time he heard bonko he would lose his mind um so we had a test one day and you know it was like a 20 question test and uh you just put on the loose leaf paper and and uh you number it one to twenty and then you put the answers to the test on the loose leaf paper and uh you know we did it and then we got our test back and our grade and everything and i did pretty well and because i was sitting next to chad i was like chad what'd you get and he was like yo i got an f and i was like really and then i looked over on his paper and all it was was number 14 bonco yo i got an f and everything else hell yeah oh man that's awesome way to go chad hey man he's living his life dude you finally told the chad story i did what was it i'm imagining a game grumps fan that was 103 years old in 2013 and now they're 110 and in hospice care and just hanging on watching game grumps episodes every day so they can finally leave this earth knowing what that story was and you you say the story and you just see a single tear fall from their eye and then their hand like gently falls to the ground and you see the heart monitor go pee [Laughter] oh man you did it aaron you know it doesn't make that noise anymore no it doesn't it makes like um it makes like a little musical tone are you talking about this or akira akira oh yeah yeah no i watched it recently and i finally understood it oh okay i did not understand it as a kid yeah it's a little it's definitely a little heady yeah what's this uh do i want this am i oh is this good is this good is this what i wanted oh it was oh [ __ ] my bad oh oh i really screwed the pooch are you hiding and or seeking right now oh good work aaron dude shut the [ __ ] up man [Laughter] like god damn it oh that's okay that was bad timing yeah you're not the boss of me you don't decide how good oops oh boy possible dude right i kind of wonder if that's not like oh wow that's a new one that one sent you right back that one was like go home and think about what you've done that was exactly what i was like oh that's new oh what a what a wild new oh well all right it's not that new anymore pretty much yeah oh boy yep yep yep yep clean clean clean clean clean tight clean cut tight [Music] see i remember and you know what maybe it's not so [ __ ] this controller because i remember when i was in the maybe it's not so [ __ ] this controlling well i remember when i was in the [ __ ] god damn it you just crashed right into it is that what's happened um bye if you uh okay um did you if you remember in the goron temple whatever the [ __ ] temple was that i was using the goron this is starting to get like battle kid style it's so hard it's so hard to like just keep it straight that's ridiculously hard it's so like you just have to get lucky with it i don't know man like there's is there a video online that's like no no you just tap it and then it's good i guarantee you there is what if you just touch nothing good god if i touched it no i already tried that oh okay how far did you get oh well actually oh my god if you're [ __ ] right i'm gonna lose my [ __ ] mind oh boy that'd be so funny ping oh my god oh my god really really oh my god really [Laughter] yeah i hate this that's awesome okay i guess that's where it stops that's awesome come on dude if i had done this on my own it would have been [ __ ] incredible let's just say that oh boy oh boy now well now i just got to get it like perfectly straight right oh goodness me that is so funny what oh aaron press anything my sweet sweet big cat oh jesus jesus perfect every time all right break it up now yeah but i have yeah i still have to go yeah that'll be nice yeah it probably just moves you three spaces and then your turn i say which will be nice uh oh oh money ninjas really tearing ass all of a sudden dude he gets [ __ ] monsters every second dude yeah he he's good wow and he's very decisive with his choices yeah he knows what he wants he's like a ninja very precise damn am i ever going to [ __ ] play jesus christ so much we are waiting for the bears and the things to okay i'm on monster island i'm too hyped for this yeah it's true oh he's getting he landed on us okay hey nice yeah all right all right here you go the only thing that matters uh okay um yes i'm gonna use the hyper three dice i'll just collect as many monsters as possible exactly dude okay that wasn't such a high roll three oh no no no no no oh oh no no oh you stepped on the warp [ __ ] oh oh that's so sad ah [ __ ] oh god oh i'm sorry i'm so sorry such a [ __ ] fool dude three squares shoes god what a dumbass two two three did i do it you did it yeah i golden nicely nicely done thank you amazing i can't wait to see this bonus because you're gonna get this you have a triple monster bonus dude oh jeez uh do you wanna find out your bonus next time on game rooms oh my god that's so exciting okay what a cliffhanger i know let's do it uh bye everybody goodbye everyone i'm excited piss did you say piss yes it's a pretty drama free message yeah i don't i don't care either everybody being nice to each other that's what's up yeah that excites me that makes me really happy just that that thought of like oh can we just not try to hurt each other today i don't want to do this today yeah i don't want to see this on my feet or whatever yeah yeah i i forgive you for all your sins and i've forgive me for mine nobody's perfect you don't have to uh you don't have to like commit click yeah exactly you're shitty once it's like it's fine just you know just don't it's okay yeah everyone was shitty once everyone's been shitty once yeah that's how you learn that's how people grow and learn and change and it's okay well i guess i'll just be better you know i've i didn't know well you know that's that's pretty [ __ ] up man like there's a lot of people who walk around with that feeling inside like i i [ __ ] up in my life and i made a mistake so now i'm just stained and like i i'm shitty forever and that's such a terrible thing like you have to you have to learn how to forgive other people and yourself um or else you'll just lead such an unhappy life especially yourself if you can forgive yourself you can forgive anyone it's true it's true it's not easy um it's there's there's that jim henson quote that i love so much uh but that's it it's um uh i'm paraphrasing but it's love everyone and forgive everyone especially yourself um and uh boy it's it it feel it feels like at least on the internet these days forgiveness is in pretty short supply oh yeah um and there needs to be a little more understanding i i one would hope you know like i don't know we're not like moral authorities or anything it's just be nicer and then people would be nicer to you and then everything's easier yeah i agree with that and uh stands to reason that i have to take a dump so i'm gonna go do that and then we'll come back next time on game grumps and talk to some [ __ ] beavers all right cool love you buddy love you too man all right bye see ya it's a name for your your crew oh as in g as in gangsta like i don't know i guess and and and and the the the car is the wagon that tran that uh that trans um transports the transports the g's yeah so because we remember earlier we were like the g wagon oh is that like a brand of like like minivan yeah i thought it was just the name she gave her mom's car but i could be wrong i don't know if we ever if we ever have contact uh with that uh youtuber i can't remember her name uh oh my life is eva lana del rey oh my life is eva yeah if if we ever if we ever run across her in our travels um i would i would i'd really like it if we could ask her a bunch of questions about the lyrics of that song oh that would be literally my life yeah it's like because it's a goddamn hot jam and uh i want to know what we've been singing for all these years can you plea what if like you talked to her and she was like well and she like put on her spectacles and like got out like a smoking jacket and a pipe and she was like let's start from the beginning what do you think would happen i would be like oh my god and then i put on my smoking jacket and sit down in a chair opposite her and cross my legs and fold my hands and listen oh my god yeah i pull out a i do exactly what you would do i would sit down in front of a desk without with an ink well and a quill and take down everything she said word for word god that's so true oh my god at last the holy grail of lyrics shall be revealed oh my god yeah it's like um it'd be like if somebody somebody sat you down and uh it would be like if the eagles sat you down and talked about hotel california and it was like this is what it actually means you'd be like oh my god well it's about cocaine well i mean well there are people that would argue that it's not some people say that it's the music industry as a whole interesting yeah pretty sure don henley said it was about cocaine did he yeah oh well the point is i i understand where you're coming from yeah the point yeah the point is [Music] well next time on game grumps uh next time i give grubs i gotta save this old woman from uh uh robber who's over here and i know because i've experienced it before that this guy's a [ __ ] robber but i can't do anything about it i just said he's too jolly you gotta you gotta catch him when he's robbing yeah this isn't [ __ ] minority report just because i know what's gonna happen doesn't mean i can it can pass the law yeah just because just because you're on the milk road doesn't mean you're bathing in the white liquid with the precogs how about that minority report reference damn dude that was pretty sick you know what i'm gonna give that to you that was [ __ ] sick that i just pulled that out of like the dark part of my brain the part that just stores facts in cold storage and never uses them oh man just like the balls store the storage of the pig the people that all right oh i thought pee was stored in the balls but that's fun all right next time on gabrielles have a wonderful wonderful night everyone yeah man thanks for joining us on this adventure it's been fun doing all these side quests and stuff just a couple more and then we're going to [ __ ] stone temple it up baby yeah this has really been peaceful and pleasant i i've i've enjoyed it a lot um goodbye good night aaron good night you sweet dreams sweet dreams you bye goodbye

Channel: GameGrumps

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Id: Qx2ojHHQBxc

Length: 55min 1sec (3301 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 18 2020