Best Man, Worst Speech | Marlon Wayans & Anwar Jibawi

it just really takes me back to college you know back when my hair was brunette and no one wanted to talk to me cuz and acne and I didn't know how to talk to boys and you really just taught me how to become a woman and you told me about proactive and told me to dye my hair blonde and really just genuinely changed my life and I told myself that I wasn't gonna cry but I really do just feel like I'm the luckiest girl in the whole world to be able to call you like my sister thank you so much Tori that's really sweet ladies and gentlemen my brother from another mother my best man Marlon talk buddy what'd he say you're my best man I'm not good at speeches you you dude I'm sorry for you so much [Applause] what can I say about a Elwha we've been through everything together we had some good times and some tough times but most of all we we've had some wild times like we did it up we can't even say here like living at one time we went to Tijuana one night me you those two twins remember the two twins he remembers banana but I think he remembers anymore he was the donkey banana my bad listen yah wasn't even together cuz y'all had that little argument with me I had two no argument and you gave him like a free pass or something what is the path a path a path to do what well he said it was a free pass but you know guys do that sometime [Music] [Music] we brothers Wright brothers from another mother yes got you dog oh sit down I got you trust me I trust you more I don't know if y'all know this man like I know this man you know I know he looks so sweet and innocent in his little suit and he's so little looked like he just jumped off the wedding cake there was this one time we all went to a strip club right and all the girls had a little nickname for you men I've never been on strip club ever and strippers was calling him Aladdin cuz he was making all the girls wishes come I'm not finished yet Vaness I just pretended to be this clown's friends just like I have this moment I've been in love with you for so long I mean like even before the day he looked over my shoulder and seen me you like your bitchin and I liked every picture he was in every day all 12268 of them and I figured with all those likes you would see it in your going he loves me please please let's not waste this moment it's the ceremony this this ballroom let's not waste the fact that don't listen to him his parents are paying for it let's just be together please what you've pretended to be my friend what happened bros before hos that's not what I meant this is right I want a divorce [Music] you really are the one I want to be what you've done so much please [Music] [Applause] thank you all for going along with that my brother I love you for life and hey you're an amazing dude but I want you to know you were marrying the most amazing woman I'm jealous and I hope you guys have a beautiful life together we did it [Music]

Channel: Marlon Wayans

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Id: s94FkIcJxqY

Length: 5min 56sec (356 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 24 2018