22 Jump Street - Football Scene

[ __ ] you [ __ ] you you little walk on [ __ ] can't like move around in these things walk on day so your time to be q-tipping you're all [ __ ] [ __ ] does you don't have to do this what I just want you to you [ __ ] oh dude I'm so sorry try ma'am no I met him in you sure yeah alright okay I got it Wow that's fine I'm gonna get it let me get no I got no let me get it like it I got it - I'm sorry I got my two tip in your meat bro man I got my I got my meat in your q-tip it's like a whole new type of sandwich like a meat q-tip like a meet-cute right hey you guys want some of this sandwich it's a meet-cute sandwich I mean this guy having a meet-cute dual area say what's your name Brad Brad wait yeah uh yeah there's breath and do you miss me - yeah Oh love walk home day now I'm alright we'll take that sleeve off I'm good holy [ __ ] go great [ __ ] catch me throat me you see that safety line up that deep they'll hit me quicker oh yeah I didn't know your wheels like that bro it's funny cuz he's my brother so um hey uh you know we have this rush party Zeta I don't know it's your thing but I thought you know you come by and meet the guys would be really fine yeah maybe we will are you guys like together yeah yeah this is my bro funny dude just bunny oh really Wow um okay yeah ma'am sure you too you can come we'll see so I said a bunch of stuff earlier that you didn't acknowledge so great catch cool yeah she doesn't want to rest at what the [ __ ] up with that guy oh we are

Channel: AddictionCenter

Views: 4,457,399

Keywords: 22 Jump Street - Football Scene, Football Scene, 22 Jump Street

Id: HUWON_dKbdk

Length: 2min 31sec (151 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 04 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/EdgAre11ano]

Tell me more about its structure

[u/whendoesOpTicplay]

I think it's funny, but what do you mean "structurally clever"?

[u/SnorlaxDick]

I've always loved this scene. The best part is Jonah Hill's face during them meeting. He's just flabbergasted like are you fucking kidding me?

[u/herecumzaraynagen]

Its also said by Schmidt's mom in the god damn funniest scene in the entire movie

[u/Andrado]

For anyone that doesn't know, the blond actor who plays Zook is Wyatt Russell, Kurt Russell's son. He's great in the Black Mirror episode "Playtest."

[u/DerpyPotater]

Is meet cute a well known term? I had to go scuba diving in the comments to figure out that it's a term for when two characters who will bond meet for the first time.

Without that knowledge I just thought it was some really dumb, pointless word play.

[u/almostrambo]

"This is my red herring tattoo!"

Or was that from the other one? This franchise should not have been as good as it is.

[u/i_did_not_enjoy_that]

I love that they directly point out that they're having a meet-cute, like

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meet-cute."

[u/JulianneLesse]

What gets me every time in this film is the Annie Hall reference with the lobsters