Best Alan moments in Hangover part II

I'll still look at this I bought this cuz I thought of you he has something to say sit down I got this sit on boy that was a great speech sir I like the comparisons between stew and rice I've also prepared a few words hey everybody here's some fun facts the population and thigh land is 63 million people it is twice the size of Wyoming it's chief exports are textiles Footwear and rice each year approximately 13,000 people are killed in car accidents in Thielen the climate island by Leon Ellen want to use skip to the last card there buddy okay sorry none of you know Stu like I do not you not you not you not you not nobody knows Stu like I do no one I can't even tell you what we've been through because we made a pact more important than blood what I can tell you is this this is not Stu's first marriage there was a [ __ ] in Las Vegas a couple of years ago oh my god Alan your head no your head he's dead look if someone comes by the dead body and a pile of cocaine who we're gonna spend the rest realized a [ __ ] tie presidency Alan Alan please stop crying what the hell happened I have no idea hey guys check it out he's got a Chinese boner Alan come on cut it out monkey keep doing it when a monkey nibbles on a penis it's funny in any language perhaps you should read your question to the garden debilitation you understand a word he just said yeah I got about two thirds he said something about the garden of meditation I said he's farting because of his medication I get that hello hello hello hello hello go away I don't get it it's just a magic show hey they'll take it out he's got a banana on his helmet these guys the real deal what's your happening you're not my friend Oh see that bill you serious even in America yes you'll start crying Alan I wish believe it Skype maybe one day [ __ ] you Alan you know where we're going brother Gao it's true he has semen in them and I said demon but you also have semen in you remember that's not relevant but Thank You Alan thank you so much we only have them for the night you don't know them permanently heavens pretty girl [ __ ] thanks Phil you should shave your head too don't I do that well that way we would look exactly alike Audrey

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Id: lQdMmRtcO04

Length: 4min 11sec (251 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 04 2011