Benny Hill - Yield To The Dawn: Lean On My Crutch (1979)

from Hollywood comes a yield to the dawn preceded by scenes from last week's episode was you ever unfaithful to me Henry yeah yeah Betty yeah I was once just the once we sure could use that once now hey should I slip into something a little more comfortable oh yeah yeah I'm glad you woody oh say this is much more comfortable are you going on an old-timer II yeah my work you got enough fruit there too Lexi you written your life there's your husband's our Matson and let's see that's a laxative for the horse you won't get a muddled up will you ha ha it'd be a shame to lose a good horse I don't give you about no time at all you know you're gonna have a hell of a job getting a coffin down list no my my late wife never smokes you know what allowed in the house never drank either you weren't allowed in the housing and I know off-color stories you would never allow anybody to swear in my household you were a Jew woman of great high moral standard tell me how did she die I shot her ha ha the only way to live haha God the pains are coming you'll be late for the office did you know Jenny's leaving us got herself a job as a secretary she says I asked you what kind of a stupid idiot would employ her as a secretary Missy if you should marry you again you won't let him wear my clothes well yeah there there of course not they wouldn't fit Jack anyway this week's episode leaned on my crotch someone at the door I can't reach the handle you will drive me tonight great I'll go and get the car out carry him back big deal no don't get up ok Oh mr. burger from upstairs died no he was having some of my chicken soup yeah we're with him when he died yeah why I didn't say anything about a hacksaw did he know oh he say let me have it back when he's finished what he must've finished with it by now whoa what the hell's that oh it's only Sonny he's reversing the car out of the garage that's clever I reversed it in like one is finished with it every time you come here you always ask come surely every time today you don't ask oh sure okay how surely don't ask one walk without a word without her mommy my baby she's 43 years old ah she should get married where's she want to get married for she can type she can type 60 words a minute yeah for Sita 60 words Maryam it was the same word she still figures no man is good enough for her she may be right she may be left she can hit a man she pleases she don't bleed on him she just plays hard to get rid of him oh he's wonderful by the morning the mastermind there's a crossword puzzle it says to egg on he puts toast goes out and buys a digital grandfather clock so who else Marian the old fellow who comes in here once a week knocked at the front door shows her the lining of his wrinkled the girls found hit everywhere that can be very embarrassing up to ten beers he is a cop Miriam last week he killed a guy well he fired three warning shots into his back Miriam you gotta accept the fact he's gone for good she took a dartboard with her he's gonna think in my pickup truck I'll do it is good and all he worries about is his pickup truck I'm sure you'll get it back when she's finished with that hey can I borrow your drill my new power drill back when he's finished with it oh they have anything of their own don't worry you'll get back when we finished with it we got so much of our stuff in their house they feel more at home in their house they're doing mine we ramp the door Mira solo oh you okay yeah y-yeah move hi I just moved in across the hall do you think I could borrow a cup of sugar uh yeah sure shortcuts sugar yeah well yeah have a cup size 38 well there you go oh sure holds a lot movement I haven't unwrapped by crockery yet do you think you can't come over and undo some things all right I'm wrap some packaging Maria Miriam I'm just popping out for a bit of what well Mary it's a little girly no moves gonna cross the whole I just gotta like give her a hand that's what they call it you dog you I know what she wants we all know what she wants Miriam I know what she wants as well but don't worry you'll get it back when she's finished with it

Channel: The Benny Hill Fan Consortium

Views: 726,272

Rating: 4.8093772 out of 5

Keywords: Benny Hill, Classic Comedy, Soap Opera Parody, British Comedy, Yakety Sax, Thames TV

Id: ozNUoYdVVUQ

Length: 6min 19sec (379 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 04 2016