Benny Hill - Beach of Waikiki (1975)

ah ladies and gentlemen it is not generally known that the island of Ljubljana or Polynesia to be Pacific Oh God has the largest female population in the world when I say large I don't mean numbers I mean they are big God they are big all the pains are coming back size of the average Lori's woman is 52:19 because nothing can grow in the shade out there but of course they are loved everyone's cups of tea but personally I look at it like this they make my wife look like a [ __ ] cuz if I was only about uh about uh about so high god she is stupid the other day they gave her the key to the city she locked herself out thank God but while I wasn't alone I had the pleasure several times I'll meeting the chief there and his seventeen wives seventeen gotta let meat no potatoes he was a funny little fella two white hair and whizzin old little nog hands about thirty he wrote a very beautiful song once and it was only four verses long and I have translated it into English in English it is called she was only a stockbrokers daughter but everyone got his share please yourself well he wrote these four verses and before he could write the fifth verse he got trapped in a revolving door with two hula hula dancers big ones and he was massaged to death you gotta go that's the way to go however I'm gonna sing his song that there's only four verse is not quite cute so here we go with his movies on the picture why see their lives a lovely maid who cannot keep her body still when her favorite song is played but if you sing the chorus in Hawaiian they say that she'll appear not only will she dance but she'll give you her souvenir her song goes why not a hula hula why I know you're not a know I know no need Rani a little bit quicker one day she bought a book so she could learn to water-ski then she spent a fortnight looking for a sloping seed but was her long grass skirt the excitement never stops a NOLA farmers say they love the way that she rotates her crops like a pigeon on a hot pavement love to see her in 3d that's my room number third verse we lay upon the sand one day beneath the cloudless skies I bought her a crimson Rose the matter of bloodshot eyes Oh older by Shayan thing I say that she got a little bolder and she dropped it on my head wine are they by illusion a male body what we want is water neat ma noona reminds me I'm just getting hot cross country hang on to your hernia belts fourth and last verse okay she said you give me half a crown and I will read your palm then she saw my love line went halfway up my arm so now she's changed her prices although she's just as willing it's big fat minute to mountain and little boys a shilling come on kids all right I know how you feel when we got the four verses in we won't disappoint them I'll tell you what I'll give you roll on the drum no no I just a minute what was monona mean it is what girls say to boy while walking through cow field she say don't trade in my noona

Channel: The Benny Hill Fan Consortium

Views: 1,346,768

Rating: 4.7125058 out of 5

Keywords: Benny Hill, Classic Comedy, British Comedy, Diana Darvey, Thames TV

Id: tbiEPxCto7E

Length: 6min 16sec (376 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 07 2016