Benny Hill's spoof of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf"

you day after day dr. Cutten outside the sun's shining but they just sit in the dark eating nuts fermented maize water and spying potted goat's milk which they eat with a simple wooden spoon backward childlike people day oh dick that doctor insisted on giving me a complete examination I had to take all of my clothes off can you imagine that you mind I'm eating that doctor told me I have the most perfect body he's ever seen didn't he say anything about that big fat ugly bum of yours no he never even mentioned your name look at the way you dress me if any of your friends came round here they'd think I was the cook not if they came to dinner it's our anniversary oh it's our anniversary big deal remember our wedding night Gus you were so eager you didn't even give me time to take my stockings off tonight you'll have time to knit yourself a pair honey my chili over me oh oh you and Martha have been married for 14 years funny I don't remember breaking two mirrors fifteen years married to that pretty picky man amen honey that feller of mine got a hernia training in hay on a filter cigarette well I never did honey you must have died girls at college dorium doesn't it have worried you him chasing after girls honey I've got a dog that chases after cars but if he caught one he couldn't drive the damn thing why don't you lace up your mouse and rent out your hate as a football Mane like me don't grow on trees you know no they swing from them well they just kept by to wish you well lovely it really has you'll have to forgive up she's going through a funny time you do understand that you did you see the way that man looked at me why would you do if you came home and found a man in bed with me I'd hit him over the head with his white stick and she uses ah I use pawns soldiers a duck that's true yeah do you think I'm lovely don't you Polly Polly say you're lovely say you're lovely you turn me on you sexy thing come along my dear I'm your bed you

Channel: The World of Burton

Views: 500,369

Keywords: benny hill, richard burton, Parody (Film Genre)spoof, mike nichols, virgina woolf, liz taylor

Id: iVb5EBSNKTw

Length: 4min 15sec (255 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 19 2012