Benny Hil - Bijou Burlesque (1986)

[Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh ah [Music] or tyranny through but an angel in fiction the gravest of all contradiction she'll listen Anna she'll let me down you crowd here Kingdom and you make in the cloud in the morning she does in the evening she doe and just when you're certain she will he bloody well well ha ha now like Mary Boleyn who play the piano referred her cooking bad to say was not so hot she used to have loads of house to a pot roast most of the time he painted like Rosie [ __ ] off I currently if they are we're gonna have first broken young I paint we lots of lovely replies Lola and I don't have time don't get red wine because the whole damn lot in PepsiCo admony with a bottle all these double well that's what I believe but even so ladies and gentlemen a thing of beauty is a joy forever and we have sucked the world to bring his monsters down to the world who seem to you and now ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure and privilege to introduce all these beautiful girls each and every one of them to you and first up we have our little beauty queen this unwed mother of 1983 miss foam-rubber of 1984 this bone [ __ ] of 1985 we all call her bubbles she never has a hankerchief tell me why your boyfriend call you honey my five friend calls me dimples dimples isn't that sweet I don't see any dimples yeah I not my boyfriend like a pigeon on a hot table next ladies and gentlemen all the way from Paris France Europe we have the 50 July Tori cell just look at the ladies and gentleman she comes from France she lives in that beautiful strength the champions life out here the Arctic trumpet this has her own penthouse with two pair pen and a terrace all the way round but unfortunately she does not speak one word of English to you honey not me boy what I cut here however I will make the transformation for all you good people here tonight let'em is out you feel each other left your Mecca and therefore Buddhism calling silver plate la Mer her mother yes table your shut the door over a la porte open the port coupe de Grasse Moke the loan [ __ ] oh man reminds me I'm not get the hot cup bunny even as I think another beautiful girl steps up onto the podium there she is this is you can see ladies and gentlemen of our English Rose very high class doesn't say you who says you whom goes into a restaurant or does the bacon Buffy with a side salad likes me for my charm you as much charm as a temporary filling well honey look saying everything you okay stay on anything he might not be intelligent but by golly she is stupid so nice kitty so don't she thinks a trifle it's a three barreled rifle he thinks it coolly is a cookie in the snow does a crossword puzzle it says to egg on she puts toast oh god I'd love to see her in 3d that's my room number cell phones we go sup order to meet our beautiful little less American incinerator Oh Boehner's knuckle her brother is a fling that South American streaker Senor Willy and this beautiful little girl took me home with her to her happy end to her calf a lot like you took me home didn't you kill a see ya took me in and lock the door see see see you see tell the good ladies and gentlemen what you gave me una noche Marisa Santa confined on Gita's our most oh very your fabulosity I like the aggressive demons just because men need what's more I had it twice once wood chips and ones for the sidesaddle okay yeah Amiga or amazing looking for what they there ladies and gentlemen the most beautiful girls in the world but as you probably know is know sounded years ago with the time when he was Adam were around now some people blame the Apple at the top of the tree we iframe the pair on the ground a lot and he was brought to me me long to turn over a new leaf anything spires and poplar pretty curved as a raised as the heavenly signs that our Lord I've got more if you got any more girl Oh [Music] [Applause]

Channel: The Benny Hill Fan Consortium

Views: 1,093,682

Rating: 4.7383819 out of 5

Keywords: Benny Hill, British Comedy, Classic Comedy, Thames Television, ITV

Id: 62xYFm1znR0

Length: 7min 53sec (473 seconds)

Published: Sat May 06 2017