BEFORE THE COUP | Brilliant Idiots with Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz

[Music] andrew schultz we are the brilliant idiots um almost back almost back first first first live podcast first new podcast of 2021 um how are you andrew schultzy man i'm doing great i'm doing i feel good i'm well relaxed how are you bro how was the ayahuasca i didn't do it man oh you scared bro you know why you know why because no no the pla the place i'ma do it um i got like it's all i don't want to give it away right now but it's like a whole facility but it's not it's it's definitely not in uh america i wasn't in america i was in mexico i went to cabo cabo ain't the vibe for that to me what do you mean well it's not the vibe at all absolutely yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah where i was at in cabo beautiful beautiful beautiful community i was standing in what'd you say one and only what's that was that the hotel you're at oh no i wasn't at a hotel i was in a private community that people own you can only own a property there but being being that i being that you know one of my partners owns a property that yeah luke miss debbie brown they uh they allowed us to they allowed us to rent out a property that the owners weren't in for that um for the for the amount of time that we were there god i was i was there for like i was there for like eight days i mean i did a lot of uh a lot of spiritual work i did like a lot of mindfulness practices like you know yoga every morning the drugs bro we won't know about the drugs we don't care about stress i didn't do nothing but edibles man i'm not gonna lie i punked out i pumped i even pulled out on the show you bumped down the stream bro you built that [ __ ] up like you was about to do ayahuasca meet the elders was going to be some black panther [ __ ] but nothing broke i even i punked out on the shroom you didn't even do shrooms nah i punked out i punked out i pumped i wasn't ready huh i don't do that [ __ ] keep going though listen plant plant-based plant-based medicine is a thing you know i mean i don't mind anything that's from the earth no it's not like it's gonna kill you i just don't know if i'm ready to see what it's gonna show me yeah that's good that's paranoia bruh that's the reality you're not ready to go to the dark side you know where you see where this personality came from well uh you know um a healer a healer that was there told me yeah they told me they told me that uh arrogant thing to call yourself a healer not really a healer yeah they but they i mean they they put in the time and the work to get to this place but they told me that right i'm already in the psychic realm a lot you know what i'm saying and so i was just like i don't know it kind of like just made me i just got my my put it like this like i told him my psychic abilities told me not right now yeah yeah all right i think i think that's your paranoia abilities your anxiety abilities that's what they told me they said that to me too which actually by the way felt a lot like peer pressure it felt a lot like you know go ahead and just do a line bro bro i get it and i will tell you i don't i think you might have spoken about this before maybe even years ago but like i'm a pretty um risk taking individual right i don't mind risks i do things that outside of i have a huge fear of heights but outside of that like i'm willing to do something dangerous because i find that that danger kind of fun um but for the first time in my life i was feeling so filled with gratitude for all the things that i've been able to have you know not only career-wise but love-wise you know family and i and i had all these amazing things and i started going why why are you why are you risking it why why why are you risking going surfing why are you risking why you you are you had some fun surfing do you really need to stay out a little bit longer something bad could happen like i felt as if i was i wasn't being grateful enough to god as if god was like you really want to do that risky [ __ ] after all the [ __ ] i gave you i gave you all this beautiful [ __ ] and you really want to stand on the side of that mountain and look off that cliff you're going to do that to me does that make sense that makes total sense because and you you said this to me before it's like it's not just about you anymore bro you got a fiancee you got you got employees you know what i'm saying i'm sure you're taking care of your parents you know what i mean like you can't just put yourself in a position where there's no andrew shows when there's no andrews show that changes the whole ecosystem for a lot of people well let me tell you something in hawaii there was almost no andrew schultz really yeah i almost died there's no such thing i don't why do people say stuff like that i almost died i almost died bro no no no no no no you almost died i drowned no you didn't yes i did all right explain i i told him flagrant so i'll be quick but i was surfing it was a beautiful day i'd surfed two days i went out the third day and i was in lanai hawaii right small island 3 000 people it's owned by larry ellison right and i was saying this beautiful uh resort they have a surf spot in front of the resort but they tell you you can't surf there they even tell you a lie they go oh it's a marine uh something zone you know protected marine zone you can't surf there i saw people surfing i go out surf the third day i take off on a wave the take off for the wave is right in front of some wreath and rock right i've fallen and take off and because it's so shallow i spread out because i want to fall as shallow as i possibly can so instead fish exactly i go straight starfish i go into the water i try to swim up to the surface and all of a sudden my leash is tugging me i think it's just because the wave is pulling my board away and then i realize oh [ __ ] the leash is wrapped around the reef the leash is connected to me wrapping around the reef now here's the thing when i was going to the surface i felt my hands breach the surface and i the second i feel my hands breach the surface naturally i just blow out my air so i could take my first breath of air i blew out my air and then i stopped i'm still under the water i'm scraping i'm kicking i'm doing everything i possibly can i can't get up i panic son crazy panic i take a breath of water i thought that means you die when you take it you can take a breath of water i took a breath wow that [ __ ] was yeah it was like a bong rip okay okay all of a sudden i got this extreme focus there was one task at hand and all my fear and anxiety turned into focus and i was like you just got to get that leash off if you get that leash off you'll be able to swim up to the surface and it was so weird in that moment of survival like everything honed in and became pinpoint my focus and i reached down uh and i grabbed the leash and the second i grabbed the leash it popped the leash off of the coral and the board popped up and i went to the surface wow i couldn't believe it bro i couldn't believe so we should start calling you a little half-dead little half-dead that's your new name jesus that's what happened i hit death with a hezy bruh you're deaf with that no you know damn that would have been [ __ ] up i'm sitting there thinking if andrew schultz passed away thank god you didn't i mean yeah it show saves america fire enough that you die a legend yo you gotta speak oh he saved america but he couldn't save himself yo the jokes would have been that would have been the joke that would have been the joke i would have been the one now everybody who kept retweeting over and over wow show saved america but he couldn't save himself i thought about that under the water i was like nah i gotta make it out of this not right now you gotta make another one come on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you got you got two you got too much work to do i got a lot of work to do i can't die you got a lot of work to do that is that is a true feeling though man and that that's actually uh you know let's get into it positively brilliant what a [ __ ] idiot i think that's a positively brilliant place to be i think that when you get to that place of gratitude where you're just thankful and grateful for life like i was on the toilet taking a [ __ ] on sunday right um this is after being at the bar all day by the pool like just drinking mad tequila right okay and yeah we're in mexico so we're drinking the finest of tequilas by the way why would you ever want to build a build a wall around mexico such an amazing such an amazing place to go and i mean for the tequila alone all right but you know we're we're drinking drinking i was actually drinking um casa dragonis angelo casa dragon casa dragonis casa dragones anejo i like danielle yeah i was drinking that and i was on the toilet man and i just literally was taking a [ __ ] and at first i thought it was like my stomach because of all the mexican food and the tequila but then i realized i was just so filled with joy and gratitude and gratefulness and it was literally all because of my family and friends not even anything professionally just sitting there thinking how i'm surrounded by such a great circle yeah i started crying man yeah wipe my ass got up and just hugged all my wife and now that i think about it i'm like i need to wash my hands before i hug them that's fine i never loved though yeah that was a love beautiful man that's love well i'm excited how are you what else did you do in hawaii anything else good um yeah it was just amazing to get away like i probably saw during the whole vacation i probably saw like 15 people maybe maybe total you know like i was just all you needed yeah it was great i mean i just wanted we've been working so [ __ ] hard and i just wanted to kind of like get away from everything so it was great but it was so i mean i was just super grateful man it was just great like the reaction that we got from the special and like most importantly like the people sharing it like it's one thing to watch something and enjoy it it's another thing to like take your phone out videotape yourself watching it and then write you have to watch this everybody must watch this and just to see so many people do that like so many people feel like they were rooting for me it was yeah i know it was touching man you know you know it was touching sometimes it's hard to explain those emotions but because we because we live in this era where everybody is so quick to tell you how [ __ ] up they think you are it's so quick to tell you how much they don't like you the slander comes easily comes more easily than the love you know what i'm saying so when you see the love you're like wow you know yeah that's all it's i'm not gonna lie it felt like virtual reality being out of the country though yeah you know what i'm saying because we've been in the house i mean the only reason i'm in the house now is because i'm being a responsible american man pull up no studio bro we're immune out here dawg no i'll come next week you can catch it twice you can't not me you can't catch it twice not me not me bro as i always tell people i couldn't catch a death listen yeah nobody but two those two [ __ ] let me take that back sorry guys i apologize god i apologize god get god you better apologize to death that you see that metal thing standing behind all you listen the grim reaper and covet are two invisible entities that's always ready to show you they are man okay yeah okay that is for real dawg that's what i thought it was covered in depth is like okay bet oh why okay you can't catch me twice okay bet bro i was underwater man i was like man you [ __ ] didn't spend any time with your fiance for three months while you're doing this special and the second you go on vacation you out there surfing without her jesus christ i was like is this the way yeah i always feel like i'm awake bro yeah i always feel bad for fiancees who um whose significant others die yes you should you they're little half widows you know what i mean i mean i do you know what i'm saying they don't even get they don't even get to be whole widows bro you know and they can't even be like yo i'm a whole widow out here bro you almost you was gonna be the grim reaper snatching that ring off your finger all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because uh you know listen we're in year 2021 2020 was very hard in 2021 we gonna make our dicks just as hard and we're gonna use blue chew to make that happen that's right blue chew okay same active ingredient that's in seattle some viagra but this the chew is gonna give the woman of your dreams the night of her life and ladies if you're listening and you haven't been chewed out just yet you get some true for your man have them chew it up and have them deliver the dick of your life it's blue chew simple as that the best time that you will ever have in a sexual escapade so all you have to do is go to bluechew.com and make sure you use the promo code 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money because you're getting caught up in the defamation suit i already spent that [ __ ] on vacation bro that [ __ ] is gone your boy was balling on vacation no boo don't mind if i do i'm i'm not gonna lie to you man i get i get uh i get sad when i see divorce stories yeah what i'm saying i do i'm not gonna lie i get i get sad when i see divorce you know what i love about you you you're so attached from like negative emotions that like you make declarative statements about yourself as if they're different from other people like you'd be like i'm sad when a girl's boyfriend dies i get sad when people get divorced it's like yeah but listen no that's not true that's not true for you to see in the dark as well that's not true by the way if we're using just social media as a gauge [ __ ] ain't sad kanye and kim divorce they rejoicing they happy as well you think they're happy uh go look at the comments who do you think's happy do you think that like all the trans dudes is out there because they get to take a shot at the yay yay i i think i think i think i think people are happy simply because social media is really the land of the miserable yo it is so bro yeah so when you got two people when you got two people who uh have been winning for so long have made so much money have no problem showing you how much money they make they live their [ __ ] best lives regardless of it's a pandemic a world war three they don't give a [ __ ] they stunting yes people are happy when they think that it's some misery that has entered their lives yeah yes it sucks if that's what social media has become man because it could be this tool like i got a shout out you wanna know positively brilliant i gotta shout out barstool's dave portnoy the guy who owns barstool right okay he started this fund for businesses small businesses struggling during the lockdown during the pandemic okay okay dope he's raised i think up to like 20 million dollars or something like that and he literally just calls these mom-and-pop businesses a dry cleaners a pizza store something like that right and just calls them up be like yo we're gonna help you get through it and you see these adults start to break down because they know that the thing they've worked their entire lives for this business is gonna have at least a lifeline to get through the pandemic expected that's gay it is so [ __ ] cool man it was so cool to see and the power of giving you can you really see on his face like in the videos that he's like really touched by the emotions you know of these people genuine emotions and uh i'm like yo that is also what social media could be social media can also be these really dope stories where people are giving back and giving people second chances for their business or whatever else and i don't know if we would appreciate it if that's all it would be but it's just cool to know there is another side to the completely negative angry lonely you know pessimistic side of social media there's just trying to tear people down because you want them to be on your level which is very low and what you just said is absolutely true but guess what it's [ __ ] out there that'll find a way to twist that and they'll be like why the [ __ ] you got to put that online why he got to record that why can't he just do it why can't he just show love why can't he just do it why he got to record them that [ __ ] is wack yeah just like yeah come on bro stop like i'm telling you they can find a way to twist anything that's what i saw with the [ __ ] idiots who got mad at cardi b because uh what cardio well cardi was listening to [ __ ] i don't know this is an old video a new video but she was listening to [ __ ] and and coaching comes running in the room and she did what any parent would do she turned that [ __ ] the [ __ ] off oh she turned it off she turned it off why you know if anybody knows how wet she gets oh my god it's probably the baby that slid out but she she turned it off because she turned it off because people got upset because they were saying and by the way i can understand what people think the hypocrisy lies they said that she can make this kind of music for other kids to consume but doesn't want her own kid to consume it right but the reality of the situation is this there's a reason these songs have parental advisories boom he's not making this music for three year olds exactly i mean this ain't no kids bop it's no wet ass pamper all right i'm talking [ __ ] all right okay ass pamper is lit oh that's the kids version you need to do wet ass pamper you got that wet ass pamper what's the next line of it listen it's different it's different it's mad ways you can flip the the wipe for kids bob you know there's some chores in this house there's some chores in this house and some chores in this house you know what i'm saying it's all type of ways you can do it it's some trash to take take out some trash out [Music] different ways you can flip the [ __ ] you know what i mean but here's the thing and cardi said it cause like i'm not making music for kids i'm making it for adults the problem with music there's no age limit like even though it's got a parental advisory sticker you can walk in a record store and buy anything you [ __ ] want yeah i'm saying and then when you got the radio playing the clean version of [ __ ] and i'm i'm a kid in the car and i'm like what is this mommy and now mommy got to sit there and have an uncomfortable conversation and daddy got to sit there and have an uncomfortable conversation and this kid is old enough to go online and look up the song himself and be pleasantly surprised when he pulls up the video you know what i'm saying so you can't be mad at cardi because she don't want her three-year-old daughter to listen to whop [ __ ] i don't want my 12 year old daughter to read none of my book [ __ ] you know what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah she give her a few years my wife told her dad not to read none of my books really hey man why they're talking about my wife's wife sometimes when were you oh right and one one one story in particular when i had a pan i literally had a panic attack in the midst of sex so when shook one anxiety playing tricks on me i literally had a panic attack in the midst of sex which is super awkward now how did you how did you get out of that situation did you finish the job well i mean luckily i've been with my wife long enough that she understands when i get panic attacks so she just tries to talk me off a ledge have i ever seen you get a panic attack this would be so funny straight to the ground i don't know by the way i used to get them a lot when we used to do like the red carpet [ __ ] i was wondering oh yeah yeah yeah absolutely absolutely but the the best part about that is we were all together so yeah you could you know what i'm saying yeah so and when you're all together with a bunch of comedians and you're not the comedian yeah i don't got to perform yeah but you're always very good at the uh red carpet because i'm i'm focusing but i got to do something to keep my mind off of the moment so when the microphones come in my face it's something that makes me feel familiar and i'm comfortable you know what i mean so in those brief moments when we walk in the red carpet and we're talking cool and then other than that it's like we're sitting in our seats and you know it was a moment it was a period of my life where i'm just waiting all right who about to approach me who am i gonna have to tell get the [ __ ] out my face suck my dick you know what i mean that was crazy they wouldn't even let wax sit with us i was your security guard for like the first two years that we were going to those mtv things that's true and then everybody started like they started liking wax yeah you know what i mean yeah and then you really attacked you okay then you were protectable once they thought he was a nice guy yeah i guess it's fine no that that is very right that is true though that is true that is true listen positively brilliant um uh not the democrats not the democrats winning the senate runoff oh yeah the the organize the yeah the political the political black culture that georgia has created and is thriving right now in georgia it's very impressive to see you know i'm saying and it's a combination of you know organizations like stacey abrams fair fight and the new georgia project it's it's it's grassroots organizations like um what tasha brown does with black votes matter you know you have people like tamika mallory and until freedom on the ground it's the rappers i love to see all the articles that cnn wrote and rolling stone about how these rappers in atlanta have mobilized people so much that they've become political king makers you know what i mean and in particular killer mike of course ti you know gz germaine dupree it's just good to see that community come together mobilize and man first they flip the state blue that hasn't been a blue state i don't know if ever if it has been it's been years years years years years years right and you know now they just you know got the first black senator ever in the south and reverend rafael warnock and john ossoff won i just think that what they did in georgia is big and i think it should be um replicated throughout america and not even just for for democrats whatever your party is that's the kind of mobilization you need that's the kind of organization and unity and group operation you need you know what i'm saying you get behind i'm not i'm not arguing with anybody anymore about politics yeah rep what you want to rep believe in what you want to believe in but when it comes time to put those people in those positions of power take care of business plot plan organize and strategize like my man killer mike says simple as that yeah i can't wait to not care about politics i i think we're well past that andrew making too much money now yeah that's true making too much money now like you gotta care you gotta care about state taxes you gotta attack [ __ ] is real yeah that time i almost fired everybody yesterday i almost fired everybody i called my business manager i would say this is the first thing i said they're like hey happy new year i say what do you do for me what do you do for me i was like don't ever email me again he goes this is this is how they try to play this is good news this means you're making money i was like well hide it let's do something let's do something illegal what are we doing out here brilliant idiots listeners um i know that you've been riding with andrew schultz and leonard mckelvie for a long time um this is the part where i really need y'all to act like y'all in a safari all right and just ride just just ride in the jeep and listen for those of us who don't understand where we're coming from yeah i can already see i can already see some of the comments y'all complaining about having to pay more taxes that's so easy to say yeah you got to pay high six figures in taxes hey okay hey bro now here's the thing i i was thinking about this i was like yo how do i make this relatable because if anybody if i heard anybody having this conversation i would say suck my dick you spoil [ __ ] why are you complaining that's what i would say 100 percent so if anybody's thinking that i get it so i was like how do i make this conversation relatable okay i have an idea you go we've been doing well for a long time you know what i'm saying but like yo do you know how it feels for a [ __ ] just to come and literally like just take large six figures out to your bank account and you don't even know where the [ __ ] is going bro get the [ __ ] out of here man it's this is what there's two things that bother me about it and i think everybody should be bothered by this type of thing i think it should be illegal to pay well number one thing that bothers me is i'm a thing i'm a person like uh when i like fairness you know i mean but i'm talking about fairness on like a universal scale right when the balance is untipped uh when the balance is tipped i don't like it it bothers me you know what i mean so like for example if i'm waiting online and the [ __ ] gets to skip the line i'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we we're all waiting online or somebody skips or we all skip but we're not doing this you get to skip and then we all don't have to right yeah yeah yeah unless it's uh unless there's something wrong or unless i get the skip after guys rushing for a flight or something now even if you're rushing for a flight it's like you should have got here early like me i didn't sleep you know i woke up early i'm tired you're not tired because you have to wake up early get your [ __ ] together right so this the [ __ ] that bothers me i know these real rich [ __ ] ain't paying taxes bro i know they're not paying taxes and i know they set up a system so they cannot pay taxes and i wanna know that clearly clearly we're not in that elite level yet we never know for a fact when donald trump tax returns came out i hit my financial guy and i just said i want how do i do it how do i do the [ __ ] trump bro how do i do it do i gotta dye my hair red should i gain some weight what do we gotta do what do we need an orange juice all right are we moving to florida are we moving forward i'm with you yes i'm with you we got to put some of these escorts and llc's in florida texas yes yes we're already doing it on zoom i moved to ireland i don't care come on i'm so sorry man i'm not paying i'm sorry bro i'm looking at [ __ ] i'm like oh apple isn't even like apple's business hub ain't even in america it's in ireland so that they could take advantage of a tax break i'm looking at all these different companies how they're getting rid away with not paying taxes i'm looking at all these [ __ ] i'm like oh there's a system around the system and i don't have access to that [ __ ] and you know what that system is built the reason why we're paying taxes is so that those [ __ ] don't have to that's why we're paying taxes the government is like all right we need you because you guys are these big businesses so y'all got to pay taxes but what we will do is we're going to jack it up on these suckers right here and we're going to punish these suckers right here because they don't know how to get to this other system they built and the fact that that imbalance exists drives me [ __ ] crazy bro when jay-z says on what's free my account's still good i'm practically living tax-free i was like i want his [ __ ] accountant you know what i mean when i'm places like when i'm when i'm places like in cabo and i'm looking around at this community and i'm looking at all of these non-descript people and i'm not saying that you got to be you know famous in order to have money but some of these people just look non-descript like you know what i mean they just look like mr potato heads that need some accessories and i'm like that's fica that's fight cup bro that's fica that's fica right there that [ __ ] is that's where my tax dollars are going to that human right there because it's got to be going somewhere because it ain't going no it ain't going to the communities that need it yo really that's another thing it's like and now we sound like some real conservatives but like if you gave us the money to put in the places we want right we you gave us the money to put in the places we want we would do the right thing and the right thing is keep it go what no listen by the way by the way by the way i love philanthropists i think philanthropy is a real thing i understand why people put philanthropy in their bio i understand why people go up on tv and they put philanthropy in their lower third that's a real thing like i enjoy being a philanthropist i am the guy who gave a quarter million dollars to south carolina state university you know that they opened up a scholarship fund for my for my for my in my mother's name right now if i knew what i was having to pay in taxes the next year i probably wouldn't did that i mean maybe not the whole 250 you know but but that's just what happens when you are still figuring out how this [ __ ] works but that's why you got to have it out but that's what by the way shows this is why you got to have the best people around you bro you got to invest in a good financial say it my my dude my dude humble is a beast he's that humble is actually one of the top 10 uh business manager financial guys in hollywood according according to the hollywood reporter the last couple of years like he's a beast brilliant idiots and your phone will just stop working you'd be like oh [ __ ] i forgot to pay that bro come on can you please can you please you are too rich to have your phone bill be on not automatic do you remember those days it's not even by the way you say show us can you call me can you call me can you call me real quick something wrong with my phone you call me nothing nothing ruins your sense of validation like when that phone not ringing bro i'm not getting no text i like it imagine the arrogance and the eagle or you to think nobody's calling you because your phone's off [ __ ] no that's not that's true though because like you ever get you ever get off a flight and you ain't got no texts or like any dms or nothing you'd be like let me turn this into areas i'm still in a bad area yeah yeah i don't think i don't think it kicked in yet it says i got service but i don't think the service kicked in here i don't got enough service to get enough dms that i got coming in my wife did that [ __ ] to me the other day i don't know if she was trying to humble me or what i was minding my business on the [ __ ] plane she said nobody said it's not you know usually when you land when you land and you're taxiing you that's when you pull your phone out and you take it off air play mode and you know we were sitting there for a while because there was a plane still sitting there and i was responding to texts right but no matter the fact he was in the car and went home and she was like you're not on the phone like nobody's calling you i'm like i don't feel like talking i'm texting like i just came from a week of meditation yeah all right all right guys we'll take a break for a second because we're not taking any of these bushes into 2021. all right i'm not talking about presidents i'm talking about pubic hair all right we have bushes down there and they should have been left in the 90s but unfortunately we're gonna have to take care of them right now and what we're gonna do that with is manscaped okay and the reason why we're gonna use manscape i know some of you have shaved your balls before you shaved your pubes before you probably used some scissors you did all that here's why you're going to use manscape it's going to save you so much [ __ ] time it's unbelievable if you've got hairy balls like i do you could be down there for a half hour or 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guess what you get 20 off when you use our code idiots20 okay and free shipping get 20 off and free shipping with the code idiots20 at manscape.com go get your balls right and let's get back to it by the way meditation is great bro i should have added that to my repertoire a long time ago like i actually know how to meditate now so really i do i didn't know how to meditate before i actually know how to meditate now like i literally i have these i have these these beads and it's like you count the beads so like you start off with one wave so it's one wave of um breathing exercise inhaling exhaling and then it's another wave of counting the beads where it's a chant you know what i'm saying so i'm doing my chant what is it i can't i can't i can't say it it's my personal mantra i just called it a trent no it's my personal mantra what can you just tell us our mantra tell us your mind no i can't tell you the mantras for me it's my own personal mantra i can't tell you but i will say i got to repeat the mantra like 108 times because i gotta count every beat and then after that i go into complete silence and i promise you man that [ __ ] right there feels good huh bro that [ __ ] is hitting the reset when you down 21-0 in madden bro when you down 21-0 in madden and you got to hit that [ __ ] reset button that's what meditation is bro that [ __ ] is actually good for you now what scared me this year going into 2021 is um there was a couple of times i was asked what are my manifestations for 2021 ooh yeah we were on the boat meditating and i was asked that and then you were in our circle you know praying and meditating and i was asked that all i saw was a blank canvas and so white whiteness that's it it was just a blank canvas like i didn't see i was like wow because you know use i'm the vision board guy you know what i'm saying i got all of these different goals and aspirations and things i want to accomplish i don't have none of that this [ __ ] only thing i want to do is just i want to just serve right i want to serve i want to serve other people and just execute what's execute what's on what's already you know on the field yeah i think i i think i think what yours are but uh i think you've been i think the transition you've made in your life recently and you're going through all these different things that i tease you about you know hugging trees and you know dealing with different rocks and that kind of stuff but also like therapy meditation is like you're making the transition that very few people get the opportunity to make which is going from surviving to living [Music] in in life at first we're all surviving maybe when we're kids we don't even know it you're kind of like living with your parents they're supporting you but like you're still trying to survive in your own kid-like way you're like trying to survive school and not being bullied and all these kind of things and it's like you work as an adult you go through school you work and then you get a job and hopefully that job pays you enough money where you can survive and a lot of people they need to most people on the planet they need to work every single day or five days a week and then they need to work that next week they can't stop working and their life is based around working because if they stop working then they die right or they potentially die right some people get to a financial state where they can stop working if they want and they can survive doesn't mean they're going to be rich for the rest of their life but they can't survive and they can take care of their family and it does yes and at that point you start experiencing living and that's the point where you're like yo i gotta figure out how to live because every day before this if i didn't bust my ass and work i would be dead and my family would be dead so i was surviving but now that i know my family's good and i know i'm good i might as well figure out how to get the most out of this life thing that i got in front of me and that's always been a greater goal of mine is to have that like very unique opportunity to to live to not survive to truly lift have enough financial capital where i could take care of my family and everybody needs to be taken care of and then have the opportunity where to really figure out what life is like when you remove the tiger that's chasing you you know which is survival whatever those things so i think that's what your journey that you've been on recently has been it's like how do i be okay just being me yeah i mean i i agree with half of that i definitely agree with the living and the thriving part um and it's not that i disagree about the financial part because people who tell you things like they had more money when they was poor and all that that's that's a lot that's that's that's just nobody nobody ever says they had more money when they were poor no they do they that's that's something they try to say to sound like fake deep or when they want people to have sympathy for them oh you know i mean like i had more money when i was broke i had more money when i was poor and like eh okay no you didn't i don't even understand that you you actually didn't you literally by the way and by the way and by the way if you did you were you were a kid ask your parents if they had fun right when they asked you ask your parents if they had fun they're using money as a metaphor for happiness exactly right which is that's right i think it is i don't think um yeah i don't think money um i don't think money can help you live and only reason i say that is because i know so many people who just wake up every day man and and they live their best lives and it don't have anything to do with money like they really do appreciate the simple things in life and that's why i always say like success is subjective you know what i mean happiness is subjective because there's all there's somebody right now i promise you making thirty thousand dollars a year and they wake up every morning and they got a beautiful family or they may not even have a family they might just have themselves but they love life they love what they do and they are happy you ever seen that janitor that's just cleaning the halls but they're always singing you know what i mean or that traffic guard that's outside the school but they dancing and putting on the show for people every morning and making everybody else's day better like those people exist and when i look at people like that man it just really makes you it just makes you want to live like you said you know me i just want to live my best life i want to be the best the best version of me and i've i've genuinely found these things that make me feel good the more i can steal my mind the more i can keep my mind calm the more i can keep my mind from constantly racing the more i can keep my mind from constantly caring about [ __ ] yeah because that's another thing show we're in a business where we have to you cannot do show save america if you don't have at least two years worth of [ __ ] stored in your brain to be able to spew i'm serious yeah i gotta get on that radio every morning 6am to 10am and care about this low energy [ __ ] yeah well that's what i mean that's that's you're 100 right that's why like when people are like oh you're going to do it again in 2021 it's like i got to be compelled to do it like this past year i felt like there were so many things that were happening in the world and where i thought that america specifically was so divided or at least the perception of a division was so right uh rife in like culture that that i don't know i just felt compelled i was like yeah we need to do this we need to do something that speaks to this right so when people keep going like oh yeah we're gonna do it again in 2121 2022 is a yearly thing i was like well let's see how 2021 goes because if everything is beautiful it's not needed if it's needed then i'll deliver it but the the amount of [ __ ] time and sacrifice project like that takes it's literally a quarter of your year is completely dedicated to it you saw you saw us in here every time you pull up in the studio it's just like non-stop so for me to do that i could never do that on some frivolous [ __ ] i could just [ __ ] cut on the podcast on some stupid uh you know kanye story with the jeffree star which is obviously [ __ ] or whatever like that obviously that's jokes but like to really dig deep into something like that bro show you and your team caught covered for the culture bro for the culture bro for cultural purposes bro yo how are we going to talk about if we can't be about it you know what i mean just so he can [ __ ] properly talk about it bro i put the cove it on the table just didn't load that [ __ ] up like it was nothing bro let's do it you know i said no man but what you saying is true and that's why you you got to take those breaks and you got to you got to decompress because yeah i'm really in tune with energy and a lot of this [ __ ] is low energy you know you know why i like doing the brilliant idiots podcast because we can come in here and kick the [ __ ] not just about the [ __ ] that's out there but just this life this conversation life this conversation is good for me and what the [ __ ] uh i need to be doing when i execute because if we don't have these platforms man you know i can't get into the performative [ __ ] that's why i don't even want you to get stuck into the show saves america thing because what you said is very true this year called for that yo that's exactly we got to do projects that we're compelled to do not because there's like a check in front of us like we work so hard to build our own platforms you know i mean and build up build up things that we own ourselves so that we had to do projects for financial reasons we're very fortunate and blessed so i only want to do things that i'll dedicate everything to so if 2021 requires a show saves america and and there are things that i feel compelled to talk about then i'm going to talk to the boys and we're going to get cracking on it you know but if it requires something else then we could do that as well i mean i still got the stand-up special that i'm going to put out you know and then i'll be honest charlotte i've been thinking about it a lot i want to i want to do a film i want to film i want to do a film so i think in the next couple years of film as well i mean listen we can we can we can get working on that now you know what i'm saying because that's something that i'm willing to even finance that's like part of me feels like we could finance it we could do all the things for and then i want to create it doesn't have to feel like an indie because we know how to create top quality stuff we have all the equipment everything like that but i want the grassroots approach that everything else that we've done has been grassroots from the podcast youtube clips all these things it's just like the people even for the show today's america that starts on instagram and youtube the people made that pop in before anybody else does right so if we could create a movie i would love to put out like a movie every three years same cast you know what i'm saying like just to tell stories just like literally i watch ocean's 11 12 13 and i go i have so much fun just watching these films yes remember when we were kids there were certain things they just make a few of those movies you're like oh i just love existing in the world it was like a podcast for us in a way we like crews say what you like crews i like the crew man for real the crew you you do realize this year is the 10 year anniversary of guy code right ah that's fire dude this year that time goes by fast like a [ __ ] i was talking to my man paul richie like this year this year is the ten year anniversary of geico so you know for everything that we're doing on tv when you see shows with the netflix special meet with the community center straw any any of the different iterations you've seen us on television over the years it started with that all started with that it literally it literally started with that show like there was a bunch of unknown people on that show a bunch of unknown people and that hate and bitter ass man named ashley larry you know what i'm saying that hating bitter ass man ashy larry was literally the biggest tv name on that show at the time can we squash that beef between you guys because i'm just tired of seeing him post all the gay [ __ ] on his uh instagram i might have to unfollow that instagram or muted i look nice in a dress [Laughter] yo so what what what when are we going to stop the beef between you and darnell i don't come on now you know good and damn well that is one-sided okay we got to get done we got to get done we could because a lot a good percentage of his instagram feed is dedicated to you have two instagrams you have he's obsessed danielle is obsessed with three people okay bernard mckelvie joe rogan and dave chappelle he posted about us more than he posted about his son yeah i want him to think about that you post about us more than you post about your own son you're in good comfort right now bro you were in good company listen man those are some goats i'm just saying here's the thing here's the thing i've gotten joe rogan told me i'm the last great radio personality you know what i'm saying told me i'm one of the best great compliment dave chappelle has told me the same you know told me some other things that i'll keep to myself but you know when they come true i'll be like damn dave chappelle said that a lot of it is by the way a lot of it has come true you know what i'm saying a lot of it so yes i i'm happy to be in that company thank you thank you thank you uh ashley larry okay so but so this is you think maybe this is like a safe expression of uh admiration it's easier to take down than it is to admire type of thing i don't know what it is but i i appreciate it i just i i'm telling you i live to take his videos and scratch his name out yo the one he did of me with the money resides face he thought he thought he was slick he put the name right in the middle of the guy's chest i got graphic guys too [ __ ] you think you're the only person out here with graphic guys hey i don't even got to say anything no more i send my people to video you know what to do [Laughter] and then when i repost it and it gives all these likes and comments and goes viral he gets so mad tries to repost the video that i that the video he post that i repost he'll repost it with my caption nobody cares don't know actually larry nobody cares all right okay all right great job in seoul yeah great job in seoul he killed it in seoul man though it was a great movie i'm not gonna lie i thoroughly enjoyed so oh i also wanted positively brilliant to the captain really that was uh i mean it made me think a lot i'm not gonna lie it really made me think and a lot of disney movies do that through animation it just made me think like yo is there like could i hear about you hear about the limbo space bro you know what i'm saying yeah this whole yeah i just thought it was like actually alex is your mic on did you see seoul yet no no [ __ ] uh i'm curious to to see if anybody who's been to burning man thought that like it was just a rip-off of burning man explain just like the whole character that like hippy-dippy character the boat in the desert that's what they do in burning man they have these like boats that like ride around in the desert and like being able to like become one and meditate into that limbo space also even the figurines so they were like all those different colors so to me it was just like oh someone not a ripoff but like you see this a lot inspiration yeah inspiration you see it a lot in advertising too like you'll go to burning man one year and then all of a sudden you'll see like in commercials all these like things that resemble all like the art that you went there but um i thought the the point was good i thought the point was good like enjoy the things that you have in life that's it enjoy the moment and and that's what i kept thinking about even when i was i was like damn yo i'm going into 2021 with a blank slate that's how the main character in the movie was like like what you gonna do with your second opportunity he's like i i don't know like i'm just gonna go live you know what i mean i'm just gonna go out there and live this life thing i just i just thought that was dope i thought it was a i thought it was a great film i mean plus i mean i watched it on christmas day like i mean [ __ ] did i watch that and then go almost died i think i watched that and then almost died and i'm such an [ __ ] i didn't put that [ __ ] together at all what if you did die nah nah come on bro stop with that stop with that i mean almost stop with that bro you said you almost died stop with that bro you were you was underwater what if you was underwater dead i literally i took my nose i just breached the surface with my nose and that's where i got my you didn't say that part you didn't tell us you snuck that goddamn smile right up in the [ __ ] air when i was like that everybody throws a shark bro he was running out the water there's taylor what are you trying to say um i have a question about the movie soul did you know how he escaped from the escalator thing like leading when they got zapped and he was able to go into that new place to like um yeah mentor the other people yeah i didn't understand how it like how you were able to go to mentoring the little whatever they were and then or whatever that escalating thing was he wasn't really mentoring he wasn't supposed to be there that was the whole point he wasn't supposed to be a mentor he's he snuck into that place yeah but i just wanted to know like how it how did the other mentors get there though like why wasn't he allowed to go there first it was surrounded by mentors and that in that part that whole section was nothing but mentors they said that it was like all these people are mentors i also was i almost didn't like the movie because he died instantly and i felt a type of way about it but then i didn't die instantly you know what i did like about the movie what i thought was really cool is i think we're starting to see this with i think we're starting to see this with like cartoons and i think movies in general is and this to me is progress is like you're starting to see movies with minority characters that aren't minority stories exactly now it's not com no i'm not saying we shouldn't tell minority stories we obviously should right just like we should tell like really specific uh white stories you know what i mean that all these types of things we can tell if they're unique fun stories but like that movie is stereotypical boom yeah like that movie soul like it could have been a white guy who was a jazz musician absolutely it didn't have to be like her his parents were at work at like a dry cleaning place they had a directly admit they didn't make them have like a traditional black family business whatever like that like i just thought it was such a such a cool like moment of progress where it's like here's a person of color this movie is around them but they're they're quote-unquote allowed to exist in their story instead of being locked to their identity i i love it that's why i love black sci-fi i love black horror you know what i mean i'm like i don't want to say black anything i love horror movies with black cast minority cast science fiction movies with black cats like i just love that [ __ ] you know what i mean it's just cool you know we always talk about that like you want to talk about equality well quality is also equality of opportunity and like circumstance and yes part of equality is like oh yeah i get to be in this thing and i don't have to constantly be reminded who i am like there's a uh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just it's just cool to see it's just it's just cool to see i want to say what a [ __ ] idiot uh to me um for trusting dc comics i um and i don't watch dc comics what happened what happened i think i think dc comics suck but over the holidays i'm i'm i had three weeks off i literally had nothing to do so i was like you know what hbo max is putting out wonder woman 84. i'm interested to see how big budget films you know do on these screaming services so um i went back and i watched the first wonder woman okay y'all lied to me garbage okay of course this is garbage bro y'all y'all only liked wonder woman because dc sucks so bad that they finally gave you something halfway decent and being that they gave you something halfway decent you really really enjoyed it i hated the first wonder woman before we even get to the second wonder woman you know why i hated the first wonder woman oh actually for the exact same reason i hated the second wonder woman but let's talk about this wonder camera is wonder karen bro it's wonderful it's not even that she considers the day no she doesn't that's the whole point she don't even save the day the white man saves the day let's go the mediocre white man that she falls in love with yup he's the reason that she recognizes her full potential he's the guy who ends up killing himself at the end of the movie to really save the day which makes her so puts her in such an outrage that she finally realizes who she is she she comes from this land surrounded by all of these powerful none of them want to tell her how powerful she is the other god the other white man you tell her how powerful she is that's right just like yeah what you described is low-key fire if that's what the movie's about then i gotta watch that again because that's my favorite movie i didn't know that's what it was about this is amazing this is the history of the world every great woman is a great white man that's what it seemed like i'm just saying and then by the way by the way here comes part two what's the other one what's the other chick with the white man no no come on yeah aoc kamala who's the other chick out of minnesota i think williams serena williams who else damn yo the sister is going after that white danger let's go white boys on the rise and then here comes part two okay go part two uh-huh the white guy oh let's go who killed himself in part one say it again say it again to sacrifice the world jesus comes back jesus now this is what pisses me off they make a wish for these guys to come back yup this guy's spirit possesses some other guy's body you're a wonder woman right you're supposed to be so caring and so so heroic you're not having it though you don't give a [ __ ] about the white guys whose body are taking over no what about his family they don't care that karen's don't care what him karen the cairns aren't about karen okay let me tell you something karen's aren't about karen i'm just telling you these things are facts there's nothing we can do about it okay no it seems like that yo they didn't care about his family they didn't care about his life we don't even know who this guy was then then the guy that got possessed comes back at the end of the movie because the same white guy who sacrificed himself in part one makes the same type of sacrifice in part two and here goes wonder woman learning more of her powers guess what yo yo she learned to fly y'all should have just played r kelly i believe i can fly for that sequence she learned to fly because once again the white man sacrificed herself for goddamn um for her grateful for her for her greatness the white man sacrificed himself for the woman that's what we do we are seriously sacrificial lambs that's what white both of these wonder woman movies she does not realize her full potential i realize what she can truly do until this white man until the white man gets sacrificed right that's what all look bible is part one by what is it new testament part two bro come on man come on remember the the dude was about to sacrifice his kid he's about to cut his kid in half or some [ __ ] and then god was like hold up hold on hold on that's what we do white men we sacrifice bro we're all about the woman no no no no that was the that was that story is a woman's with his hero don't matter you don't you you [ __ ] it up it's you know did you see it did you see wonder woman man of course i didn't see it man i lived it that's my life bro that's what i do bro that's what i do okay that's what i the bird that's what we do did alex see wonder woman yeah of course he saw a wonder woman some white girl and [ __ ] bikini and [ __ ] you know he gonna watch that movie oh he wasn't gonna miss that one amazonian ambassador he said amazonian what'd you think of it alex nah the second one was trash but you're a little hard on the first one nah bruh the first one was tell me what i'm missing about the first one classic film classic i mean like she didn't realize her potential because the family was hiding it from her because she knew they knew that if she gets powerful then uh hades or whoever that god is going to come after often times so who so who told her how powerful she was let me tell you something it was like a coming of age like may i realize i'm sorry i'm we have some people who are not of the race talking about the race please let me let me let me do it you have a representative here to talk about my people you know what i mean i'm just saying this is what will happen like oftentimes right you come to a white man we will find the things inside you that you didn't even know you had you didn't even know you had these things we'll find those things and extract them and make you as great as you can be trust me it's been plenty white police officers who have pulled drugs out of black people's ass that weren't that is not true charlemagne that is not true we did not pull them out we put them there in the first place you are getting it wrong okay we place the drugs we do not take them out listen alex wonder woman was trash bro the first one and the second one i don't know man you know what dc needs to focus on dc comics needs to focus on villains stop trying to tell the hero stories y'all aren't good at that marvel has that sewn up joker great movie harley quinn harley quinn great [ __ ] movie birds of prey birds of pray with harley quinn great [ __ ] movie why is it great why is it great keep it a buck why is it great um i just thought it was good i'll be honest with you what's in it harley quinn also what there's a white guy in that movie isn't it ah i mean it is but nah not not that she's a hero harley quinn is a straight villain she don't give a [ __ ] if rosie perez is in it i guess it's good it's like it's harley quinn uh harley quinn birds of prey is a great movie i think dc should focus on just the villain tell us the stories of the villains you know why because you realize why the villains are the way they are from that angle there's never enough emphasis on villains it's always much gross one of the things that that uh marvel does brilliantly is they develop both sides of the story so dc only develops the hero and then the villain is like a big fiery monster from another planet that has no purpose about destroying the planet well why do you want to destroy the planet because i destroyed planets well why absolutely absolutely so there's no stakes but if you develop both sides of the story develop the hero and the villain all of a sudden as the person in the audience you gotta choose you're like wait a minute that villain he might be doing the wrong thing right but for the right thing in the future like thanos was so brilliant you know what i'm saying like when he was devising his plan he's like look i've seen how it goes like it's horrible everybody starves to death and dies i'm trying to find a way where they don't as a viewer you start going oh [ __ ] all right maybe this guy is awesome thanos killmonger like this magneto all of these villains make sense you know what i mean um and i just think mark i think dc should just do that just because y'all not gonna ever get the hero thing right bro it's just and let's just be let's just keep it a buck yeah let's keep it see just got trash heroes yeah it's just different versions of superman bro superman water superman woman superman running fast superman rich superman that's all it is and then rich superman that's really all it also how much [ __ ] batman probably paying taxes almost nothing son of a [ __ ] the son of a [ __ ] bruce wayne batman bro bruce wayne is filing taxes under batman you know he is he's writing it off he write off all that technology writing off all the robins okay he bought a whole orphanage he's writing off all them kids too that's all he wants is dependence you know how you got dependents your taxes go down yes that's what the orphanage is about and that [ __ ] y'all doing that [ __ ] y'all doing well y'all got they bringing back like michael keaton because i guess guessing the next flash is gonna be like a multiverse so michael keaton is gonna be like the nick fury man i i ain't even seen it yet and that [ __ ] don't even sound appealing yo cause at the end of the one the second wonder woman linda carter just shows up out of nowhere and linda carter's like i've been here the whole time man who's gonna win the camera the original wonder woman the old-school og wonder woman why k osiris how much you pay for a haircut shows uh hundred dollars yk osiris says that he pays 100 a thousand dollars a month in haircuts nah that's not true and the reason he says he paid the thousand dollars a month in haircuts is because um he says that he he gets a haircut every three days he has his barber on call the barber pulls up to him wherever he's at and and cuts his hair every three days barbara a thousand dollars a month i might not be that bad if if he's doing that he's got a short haircut and also if he's paying him more you know i mean like my guy comes to the studio so i want to pay him more yeah i wouldn't pay you 100 you give him a hundred dollars because if he was in the barber shop you know he would probably cut two or three people and make that money all that kind of stuff yeah exactly i get that he also did my hair for the netflix special man i made sure that he was the stylist for the for the special but you're not getting a haircut every three days not even close bro i haven't gotten since i left that's what i'm saying you get a heck out of how you how often do you get a haircut i try to get a haircut every um however long it takes for this hair to go on top of my ear yeah yeah yeah that's probably like two to three weeks so i get a haircut once a week right a baldy shave cost me about 40 to 50 you know what i'm saying that's with the tip and everything yeah so that's like 200 a month there is no reason to be spending a thousand dollars a month in haircut even if you are yk osiris and you want your barber to come into you every week right yeah if you give your barber a hundred dollars yeah a week that's still only four hundred dollars a month yeah but you why are you giving a barber you got also like you're not one to speak on this issue because you have no hair this got nothing to do but i get it i still get a haircut once a week yeah but it don't matter like you could not get a haircut and nobody cares because you got no hair but why can't thousands got a great hairline you know he does he has an amazing hairline nice nice hair on his head but i'm just saying and and this is what this is what pissed me off about the situation what didn't piss me off i think i wasn't pissed off let me take that back okay would bother me about the situation he does this video where he says he's trading in all of his cars his cars yes he's getting rid of his lambo and rolls royce and everything else he wants to get a hyundai he's tired of [ __ ] trying to impress people that he don't even give a [ __ ] about people that don't like him yadda yadda how do you go from that the the flossing about a thousand dollars a month in haircuts low-key that's a smart business man right there bro explain you could write off a haircut you writing off that haircut bro that haircut is part of your business you got to look good if you're on a gram all these other things he's writing off that as a business expense that's nothing those cars just a depreciating asset burning holes in his bank account [ __ ] that it's still a waste of money though listen and i tell people i tell people act your wage i'm not even mad at the fact if he wants to spend a thousand dollars a month i think it's a waste of money but don't don't don't tell us you're not stunting anymore only to turn around and stunt yeah that's where it's hypocritical don't go that's your issue your issue ain't even the money your issue is don't don't try to stunt he's trying to flex by not flexing he's doing the opposite flex yeah yeah he's doing a stretch you know what yeah he's stretching he's not playing i'm stretching so and then all of a sudden he started to flex again you're like ah don't be out here stretching and flexing at the same time i'm with you bro i don't like a hypocrite i don't like what al he's 22 years old ah good hairline haircut yeah very important at that age is it yeah every three days alex if you had the money back think about when you was 20 when you had a hairline think back whoa y'all you saw that attack that was an attack he said hug a tree he said hug a tree loser that's for wonder woman nah but think back to when like the cuts really meant a lot to us if you had the money you would have had your barber every three every three days once a week bro every friday every five days you always waste the money on jordan's you would have been wasting money on haircuts come on nah no jordans go a lot longer them jordan go a lot farther than a haircut do they oh first of all shout out to bodega thank you very much for giving me these you're very kind i saw that very kind very kind no big deal i don't know listen i don't know what the [ __ ] we're missing yeah but i'm getting mad texts and [ __ ] is like are y'all watching this [ __ ] they say trump supporters are wow that is crazy can i share my screen alex they say they got a plane like they hijacked the plane and i just put it in the uh dots and they did and they got into the capitol holy [ __ ] let me see it let me see it it's going down this this one dude got on a [ __ ] raccoon this is crazy what hold up what hey i know one thing you let black people storm the capital you let goddamn minority stone you let you let latinos storm the capital and see what happened where look at this look at that guy look what a showman where the [ __ ] is the gunshots and the rubber bullets and the goddamn where the that's [ __ ] hilarious but low-key that's what they want i bet you the whole thing is they start shooting american citizens they start shooting patriots or whatever they call we're patriotic even though [ __ ] they can't accept the election black people aren't patriots of course no i'm not saying you're not obviously there's going to be racial discrimination here what i'm saying is the trump administration wants their supporters to get shot so they can keep on going see what happens when they try to fight for pharaoh no no i don't think there's not i don't think there's an american alive who would tell you if you storm the capital and you get shot i don't think they would be like nah they didn't deserve that you stole the [ __ ] capital bro what the [ __ ] you expect i'm really shocked that you could just do that i know is that even a climb a wall yeah like what's in the capitol what what like i've been to the capitol before i don't even know why they're scaling the wall you don't have to scale the wall to get to the capitol do you think that like while they're scaling the wall they start to realize like oh [ __ ] maybe that wall was a waste of money you the way i'm looking at them just climb over this wall yo somebody somebody sent me this one they said on a plane from texas to dc flight attendants are struggling to control a plane full of trump supporters that they display a pro-trump projection and harass other passengers bound for dc this seems too organized how could all this happen how could all this happen there's no way well no no they were already on standby because today is the day that the the congress that congress made it official joe biden is president so that today is the day they voted on it that's why mike pence told trump like there's nothing i can do to overturn any of this you know what i'm saying so like they knew they knew that they were they were on they were on debt that's all and is trump leaning in what is he listen are you excited i'm gonna be honest with you i'm gonna be honest with you yeah yeah my exec the executive listen listen the executive producer in me was feeling like i felt like trump was going out kind of [ __ ] bro i'm like 14 days left like come on trump we was talking about civil war where's mona when you need her that's all i'm saying man that's all i'm saying i felt like trump was getting a little [ __ ] but what i noticed trump was doing he was waiting on his other production team that's it you realize they weren't [ __ ] with them you realize mike pence mitch mcconnell they all jumped off so trump said [ __ ] that i'm going direct to consumer we're going down and he started putting videos on youtube and he told his people go storm the [ __ ] capital mike pence mitch mcconnell them they [ __ ] they ain't [ __ ] with us no more literally he said that that's what people are texting me i've gotten like six texas in the past two minutes like he held a rock he held a a rally today so he held a rally i saw donald trump jr up there trying to be his dad that [ __ ] was mad adorable i didn't know you held a rally yeah yeah a little bit yeah saying something he didn't necessarily say those words but he was just saying like you know i'm he he's okay with what's going on right now wow listen all that yet my phone is going crazy [ __ ] is hitting me left and right all i know is black lives matter could not get away with that [ __ ] ain't no you're not gonna make me believe black lives matter could get away with that [ __ ] in any way shape or form jesus christ there's no way in hell i'm just looking at my phone to see all my messages are saying [ __ ] like yo we're meeting at the capitol like come on [Laughter] where you at hey that's saving america [ __ ] you was talking about you got the mouse on the little screen listen hey man i guess 14 days i'm just 14 days i just want to see what's happening that's all yeah in my mind i was thinking i didn't want to say it out loud you know but now that it's here now that it's here you know it's apartment like yo yeah trumpy was moving a little [ __ ] all right you want to see donald trump jr talking let me see all right hold on these guys better fight for trump because if they're not guess what i'm going to be in your backyard in a couple of months guys like scott here these guys wow i told y'all months ago he's running running i told y'all months ago had him goddamn guns ready all right okay i told y'all months ago yeah that only owning a legal firearm in america when you're black as a form of self-care i tried to [ __ ] tell y'all not even when you're black by the way if you're a democrat and by the way just at a time like this honestly if it gets too crazy just take the biden harris [ __ ] down off your yard you really mean you really think it's gonna get that crazy bro i don't know donald i don't know donald trump is a desperate man they just stormed the [ __ ] capitol building they're on a [ __ ] plane with goddamn projectors you know making people watch movies about trump how do they get the projector on the plane i don't know there's no way dude i don't know about it imagine you're on that flight depends how fire what their plane is yeah that's a that's a good point what if the projector slaps what if that slideshow's incredible the only thing that would piss me off about this is if i was tired on the flight like i don't feel like fighting right now oh yeah yeah like hi sleep all right let's look what is this right here what is this all right let's see i saw this this isn't from today so you bout to mix up story that's all i saw this earlier okay but that was yesterday i believe oh yeah that was yesterday when the trump supporters were fighting with the police officers watch this that was a good hook though boy opened her up too stuck on her bro that was a good bro when she hit him she opened her up she started bleeding that was a good one i was a trump supporter no that was a black woman who was getting into it with a trump supporter she was it was one black woman in the 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you know you're just in and out of the hospital she'll probably have to be in and out of the hospital for for a while and um so i put i'm going to put the gofundme in the link for this we'll put in the link for the youtube video so i know everybody's stressed for money right now and uh but if you do if you can you know find a kindness to to help out that would be absolutely amazing we just want to make sure that they're uh taken care of uh in this tough time so uh we'll put the link in there if you go fund me and uh thank you guys so much for your support uh if you if you can but we understand it it's it's tough times salute to mark and um this is a perfect time since after we just talked about with the trump stuff perfect time to plug to mika mallory's book which is available for pre-sale it's called state of emergency you know what i'm saying it's called state of emergency uh how we win in uh the country that we built and it's available for pre-order wherever you buy books you know it's out uh may 11th of this year so pre-order amazon barnes and noble's target uh wherever you buy books that's available through black privilege shaman and shoots the publishing so go support tamika mallory now i want to talk i want to do this quick deep dive real quick um i don't even know it's going to be a deep dive we're just going to jump in the water i don't know how deep this water is last night we were on a group chat and you know it came through that um dr dre had a brain aneurysm oh yeah something i wouldn't wish on anybody um i i have definitely suffered from headaches and went to the doctor and had an mri just to make sure because you know you hear these stories about brain aneurysms and they hit you so suddenly and unexpectedly there's not really any symptoms except for severe headaches and you know that stuff is scary and i'm not going to say who in the group chat i'm just going to say it's a group chat full of women and myself and wax and oh that sounds fun one of the women said that it was karma whoa um for i guess you know uh you know the allegations that he's put his hands on women you know throughout in his life um i will say she retracted it after i didn't lose it i just thought that it is very irresponsible immature and illogical to say that health issues are karma right brain a brain aneurysm can happen to anybody so i said to them so if your grandma has a heart attack tomorrow that's carl and he dies was it her karma you know what i'm saying if your mom god forbid has a brain aneurysm and dies is it karma you know what i mean like you can't say that somebody's health issue is karma health issues don't discriminate like harriet tubman died in pneumonia at 90 something years old is that caramel like what are we talking about here like when do we when do we when do we stop this this karma thing quincy jones has had two brain aneurysms and survived is that caramel i think i read a statistic where it's like 17 million people a year die of heart attacks that karma what about kids that are born with illnesses that they can't do anything about is that karma like you can't we got to be very careful the way we throw certain things around and um you know i even saw people tweeting things like that that's how the conversation started actually a person shared a tweet and the tweet was like all the women that dr dre put hands on rejoicing over his karma and yo health issues are not comma yeah just not i could be wrong what do you think shows i agree with you yeah i think that um not everything happens for a reason but you can find a reason in everything so i don't think he got a brain aneurysm because he allegedly beat women but i think he can look at this moment and he can go oh wow maybe there are these certain unhealthy things i was doing in my life that could have caused this or maybe i need to go to the doctor more and check you know and check myself out etc so i think you can always learn something from everything that happens but this idea that like everything that happens in our lives is like predisposed it's like nah everything happens your life is a lesson but it something that i agree with something that's good that happens to you ain't all uh like that's not necessarily karma either you know what i mean like that might be that might be some hard work there might be a whole cornucopia of things that helped created that outcome because it's good karma and it's bad comment but also too it's like also things that happen to you aren't always some spiritual karmic reasons exactly yeah you know what i'm saying you might get into a car accident simply because somebody wasn't paying attention right because somebody because somebody was somebody was texting and driving right you know what i mean all right somebody you might have been drinking and driving and got into a car accident like those are the reasons you say everything happens for a reason yeah because she was drunk yeah you know what i mean yeah everything happened for reason yeah cause you were looking down at your phone texting yeah like there's there's always reasons and they're not always some spiritual you know karmic thing exactly that we can't speak but no there are tangible things that you're doing in your life that cause things to happen sometimes and that's the thing it's like we all need explanation for the world man you know yeah it's hard for us to exist in a world without explanation it's really hard for us to see events of catastrophic proportions happen and go well why did this happen oh because life is frivolous i don't want to believe that i'd much rather believe that happens because either god wanted to happen or karma or this like it's terrifying to go through life accepting that anything could happen to all of us that's [ __ ] terrifying bro and and what you're saying is so true and what also is crazy is that we have these um images of of of our heroes in our head right are these images of these these rich successful people in our head and for whatever reason we think they're exempt from everyday human life yes dr dre is a superhero in the world of music yes dr dre is a superhero in the world of business but guess what he's still a human and guess what happens to humans humans get brain aneurysms you know what i mean and and dr dre just sadly happens to be one of the 200 000 people who get brain aneurysms every year right i read it i read the statistic it's 200 i told you i'd like to go get mri if they're gonna have brain aneurysms they actually say brain aneurysms are pretty pretty rare but it's 200 000 200 000 people get them roughly a year in america you know what i'm saying yeah he's one of the people who got one yeah he's a human being i know he's dr dre but at the end of the day he's andre young he got a social security number just like you he bleeds just like you he's got a heart and lungs and liver just like you he's a human those things happen to humans i bet he don't pay taxes like me and you though i bet he's in a different bracket bro i bet he's in a different bracket bro yeah yeah that he doesn't have a different bracket yeah that he doesn't do and he was paying so little taxes he got a brain aneurysm he couldn't believe how much she was saving yeah daddy doesn't do and you know taylor taylor taylor was agreeing you know what i'm saying she was agreeing with the karma statement i definitely was nice you're mike everybody your mic is so much louder than everybody else so if you say something you got to be way far removed and then be quiet probably to stop triggering me then take the philly fan filter off your mic you [ __ ] loud ass philly fan start cheering for the eagles of the goddamn sixes and you're the loudest person in the room all right you did say you agree with me no i didn't i just said that it depends on their past what makes karma you know what i did to shut that up schultz what's that entire article of this white woman who a white painter who got fired because she said kobe bryant's helicopter crash was karma oh because you had that sexual assault charge back in the day you know what taylor's response was i want to fight her no don't fight her you're just like her oh wow it's disrespectful to say anybody's health issue are deaf especially when it's an accident it was an accident that was a helicopter accident what's that mean i didn't say that though why are you saying i said the health thing i just said depends on someone's past what makes what is karma and i didn't say him i'm just saying in general what do you mean when you say somebody i mean in the context of talking about the dr dre brain aneurysm thing what did you mean i didn't think that that was his karma i said his karma probably him having to give back all his money to his wife whatever like that that would be the karma not the health no that's not call me either that's just a woman being greedy that's just that's all that's all that is you know what i mean there's nothing that's it that's it all right let's get into some [ __ ] you won't care about next week um biblical fox calls young thug a sexy cockroach call them sexy yeah i don't have a problem with that and the reason i have a problem with that is because none of y'all there's nobody in this room who's ever seen a cockroach's face cockroaches might be cute bro we don't we've never been we've never been eye to eye with cockroaches to know if cockroaches are handsome or not one of you ever have you ever seen a cockroach's face andrew schultz no you see him and you step on them from the top all you see is that shiny brown shell have you ever looked in a cockroach's face to see if a cockroach is cute or handsome or not no no exactly google cockroach faces that might be your new favorite pastime you know what's interesting just don't know it's like how little we care about insects lives like i think we care more about plants lives than insects like if some kid was just ripping flowers out of the ground you'd be like yo what are you doing like that's [ __ ] up like leave that alone if they're just chopping down trees you chopping down trees in the amazon we're just like hey we need that for oxygen this that the other if you see any insect it is perfectly reasonable to just step on it with your foot or squash it or do anything we treat bugs the way white people treat black trespassers i knew you were gonna go here with this you have no reason i just knew it you have no reason to be here and you just your mere presence in this house uh dictates me to take your life [Laughter] flies matter charlemagne oh man this guy is so crazy um what else i think i think let's do some masks let's do ask an idiot again but we need you to speak very quietly taylor let's do that and get up out of here wait you guys are missing you didn't want to talk about anything else what else is that what i mean about um you didn't think about the weekend in his music video how he changed his face but he didn't really change his face that's not what he really looks like now right that's all prosthetics and [ __ ] i guess he looks like ari fletcher is a brother to me no you don't that's that that's that's that jigsaw snapchat filter that's that goddamn uh what's that what's that character installed jigsaw right that's that jigsaw snapchat filter by the way i saw that and i'm 42 years old bro i grew up in the michael jackson era like but yeah i'm saying like that's not really did he do it or did he not do it i don't know i don't think he i don't think so but he was wearing that thing around his face so i guess it was all just a publicity sense i mean i love the long game god exactly like we don't know what's going on here like it's all theater it's theater performative yeah do better man i i i gotta really start [ __ ] with people i'm not [ __ ] with people now because people fall for anything nowadays yeah yeah maybe that can be your 2021 goal just to [ __ ] with people and see how it goes right people bro just [ __ ] with people [ __ ] this truth [ __ ] yeah you gotta tell the truth all the time bro i got time for that [ __ ] give feed people what they want but once again i grew up in the michael jackson era so this ain't really a face change to me like i've seen worse do you care about um bobby smyrda um bobby smyrna'll be home february 23rd allegedly black history month let's go that's dope she does um eminem oh you know what [ __ ] you won't care about next week oh eminem's gotta stop eminem gotta stop bro wow gotta stop what's happening because eminem eminem bro you eminem has been the bully in hip-hop for so long he's always said what he wanted to say about people he had some of the craziest lyrics in regards to people you know what i'm saying and when somebody says you're not on my top 10 list you get upset and say you didn't like the person's tone they're [ __ ] toned i mean have you heard your tone over the years yeah stop it man i don't like people like that yo it's like yo if you're gonna beat a bully be the bully you know what i mean because i don't like people i don't like i don't like when i don't like when it's no like it's no fun when the rabbit got the gun right not saying snoop is not a rabbit at all snoop is snoop dogg all i'm simply saying is eminem you've given it to people hard over the years all snoop said was you're you you're objectively you deserve to be on people's top 10 list because of your your work with dr dre but you're just not on his so what he said that your music is music that he can live without so what yeah and by the way that's been the general consensus of eminem for a long time especially in the circles i run in yeah i acknowledge eminem as a dope lyricist is a phenomenal lyricist he's great but i don't relate to his music yeah i'm not taking that eminem fans put that while we on the boat in cabo i'm not at the house you know what i'm saying saying throw that eminem on i'm not in the car like thought i am an mno and that's not a diss the m yeah the guy is one of the biggest rappers of all time i just don't rock with it i appreciate him for the things he's done with hip-hop i like how he helped dr dre to bring his career back to prominence i love him introducing the world the 50 cent and g unit the d12 stuff all of that but come on bro stop being so sensitive you're eminent you ain't [ __ ] ambrose you can't be that way you can't you can't you can't dish it all of these years and then when somebody gives it to you you're not taking it now sensitive tough guys are the worst i don't like that that's low key all rappers like i don't really know any rapper who's not sensitive like they're always crying about something somebody said this about me and this person made this joke like duval will even tell you he's like yo rappers are the most sensitive if i post one thing about them they're [ __ ] crying texting and all this type of [ __ ] so i think it's because like at the end of the day rappers are artists and artists are usually pretty sensitive i hate that with comedians too and comedians get all sensitive about [ __ ] oh my god come on that's why that's why i beat that's why that's why i don't that's why that that's why hating ass ashy larry is annoying yeah it's like yo you can't be a comedian and be sensitive yo like yo let them jokes fly and do your thing because as soon as listen i i'll be sparing that brother because i know he's sensitive you know i'm saying now if he when he calls me and texts me i give him that real [ __ ] in public i don't cause i know he's sensitive and i don't want to hurt his feelings that's all and i don't want people to look at him funny for anarchy going on in dc's all of us would have been dead right now are you black lives matter now i'm just saying i'm probably i am with black lives matter never seen you at a protest whoa i protest don't do that liar where's the instagram picture what's triggering me because i'm just going to sound like you're trying to tell me that you post about everything but you didn't post about being in the black lives matter protest i did where's the picture show me i'll show you put it up on the screen put it up on the screen all right i need to see you at a blm protest i've never heard this in my life okay you've never said this and meek mill contracts don't count when meek mill was locked up if you was out there in front of that jailhouse singing the intro that don't count don't don't don't show us that oh hold on hold on away put it up on the screen i want to see and then we do it hold on hold on i have to change my filter nah you know really shut up okay post it again she gave us a little peek and then pulled it away hold on hold on yeah that's where is that hampton homecoming is at the barclays center okay you just went to one you just went to one you just wanted to yeah yeah because they were coming yeah you just went to one that's it yeah your boy was out here your boy was out here at them black lives matter marches yeah because um i don't know for myself are we okay with nancy pelosi winning re-election she always going to win re-election they do that specifically she never leave in government until she wants i don't even think nobody ran against her they don't bro don't even know how that works i don't know they put her in a district where she can't lose man one day once nancy pelosi retires or passes away i don't know how that works are you cool with uh bieber studying to be a minister for a hillsong church that's not true oh oh i didn't see him sorry he said that's not true yo uh islam is the way bro true islam i justin's a great guy man justin is a good white guy justin got the netflix special mate i know have you ever told that story i don't know but justin was showing um scooter his manager my stuff and he's like yo justin's been a big supporter of mine and he's been like he's like you got to see this kid and scooter was like oh this is great we started talking and then we were like yeah let's make it happen the scooter got that done over at netflix now justin's a good guy i'm not going front man this guy's like um justin you know who else intrigues me what was that kennedy the kennedys and and all of their descendants like the shrivers like maria and tim schreiber we want to talk about some bad luck bro holy [ __ ] that family is riddled with it is it or is it is it just life bad luck you know what i mean because i can put it like i i'll tell you why i say that look at somebody like diddy and all of the things that have happened around diddy i mean both of those you know both diddy and the drivers kennedy's they're wealthy beyond belief you know what i'm saying i just think sometimes it's life man you know what i mean kennedy's made that money though bro oh you don't know how they made their money man come on bro bootlegging dog how all the american families make all their money doing some illegal [ __ ] what's wrong with bullying it was illegal alcohol was illegal at the time what do you mean new york city's prime source of commerce is bootlegging yo this is back during prohibition chris knows about it chris just too loud uh just step away from the mic a little bit you should be good what's wrong yo you don't even know that true story you're not even hot if people are not booty go go go go go talk to the story the grandfather joseph kennedy and from maine to the east coast he got all his money illegally true though he's like joe was a real gangster what was he selling alcohol alcohol it was illegal that's how he made all his money come on i'm from the country bro like my daddy's had an illegal juke joint his whole goddamn light what the [ __ ] is who gives a [ __ ] about a liquor license you know what i mean i got time for that [ __ ] man you gotta get this [ __ ] money you know uh liquor from the moonshine lady imagine you when you under age where you think you're buying liquor from i just think it's funny i just think it's funny that like you see these people they're like criticize the jay-z's of the world and [ __ ] like that they're like oh my god how could this gangster go end up being like a this drug dealer end up being like a respectable citizen it's like yo why don't you look at all the libraries and all the colleges that you go to and see they're all named after [ __ ] families who used to either sell opium to china sell alcohol when it was illegal it's like that's how loki you want to enter that billionaire sell black people we didn't have to say that bro like why we had to go there why we gotta go all the way over there bro you know what i mean i'm just saying i'm just saying yeah well no that was legal back in the day selling black people was legal that was that was that was legal i'm just saying it's a fine line it's a fine line like when these i'm not saying that you can't make it in other ways there are plenty of people who made it in other ways you can't make it legit but there are plenty of people who put on these heirs of austerity the elites if you will and they came from the streets just like everybody else doing the most grimy [ __ ] to get on a lot of gatsby's out there is that fair to say chris or am i being cynical no sure i mean the the biggest example right now is the sackler family oh yeah oh huge yeah i mean you go to carnegie hall you go anywhere around new york city you're going to see you know sackler on the side of the buildings but they're the family probably most responsible for the opioid epidemic in america they were selling fentanyl right fentanyl is their drug oxycontin was there you know i think the actual company name was purdue they they put it under a company named purdue well let me ask a question if if they're putting it on the market for the right reasons but people are using it for the wrong reasons is it their fault well what happened was that's that's the argument they've made what the investigations have found is that behind the scenes they were pushing doctors to over prescribe it and they were also kind of playing with the stats and and claiming it was non-addictive when in fact as we now know now it's incredibly addictive so they were playing both sides of a coin there's this indian dude that 60 minutes did a uh a whole like expose on him there's this indian doctor who i don't know if he created fentanyl like was part of like the owner of the company that was putting it out and essentially i think he's being put to jail for like three to ten years he should be shot in his forehead but he basically had this whole rap where he would pay doctors to do these speeches right at these conferences because you can't pay a doctor directly to to prescribe a drug to somebody but you can put them on these speaking tours where they're getting fifty thousand thirty thousand whatever it is and they know how to keep themselves on those speaking tours and that's by prescribing the fentanyl to these patients and then what he would do is he'd keep a list of how much they were prescribing to each patient and then email all the doctors like yo he was on 10 milligrams now you need to bump him up to 20. now you need to but they were creating addicts and creating these people who would overdose and then when they can't get any more fentanyl they go to heroin all this other [ __ ] i mean it's disgusting bro that [ __ ] you want to talk about i just want the record to show that um i was just going to give white people props and talk about how i'd like justin bieber and the kennedys that guy's indian that's not on us and the kennedy and the shrivers intrigue me because they're like genuinely good white people who always seem to care about others even though they're elite and y'all just spent five minutes [ __ ] on white people yo all i got to say is you know you might be giving back and doing all that philanthropy because you're making up for some [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't know i just don't think you're not thinking about the bread you don't think you feel a little bit guilty about it you live in this lavish life every every single one of us have done something crooked bro my parents where we are the salsa lessons illegally did they have a license with hey listen was that studio a licensed studio was that a legitimate business or did your mom just know how to dance so she decided to make something you want to know you wanna know the takeaway from this [ __ ] my mom would always tell me this man and we're so [ __ ] lucky like she'll be like you go out to these shows you make people laugh you're so fortunate i'm like yeah i know i'm so lucky i got the best job in the world she goes no no no like for a living you get to do something that makes people feel good and it's ethical there's a lot of people out there that they're like insurance agents and they got to go show up to your you know when your house gets flooded and go ah it was your fault you got to pay for it sorry like they it's not it's not that they're bad people but they're to make a living forced to do this thing that probably makes them feel bad like how lucky are we we get to do this and the people listen they enjoy they laugh like sometimes they get angry but they feel good feelings man it's uh what about the people you hurt say well comedy as well [ __ ] them they could die yeah my god listen uh i know they while in dc right now because little duvall texts me duval texts me and said hey wilding my son they said that um they asked for like or should we call the guards and everything else and they're like nah like they're good get the [ __ ] out of here y'all i'm telling you brothers and if that was black lives matter it would be no way in it we will be dead can you give us some money you wouldn't be dead taylor because you wouldn't be there i wouldn't be here taylor give us skip that [ __ ] give us some asking idiots tell us we can get out of here please i want to go see this good ass [ __ ] production on youtube it's underscore lynn not underscore lynn wants to know how hard is it to ignore the people who feel like you owe them something when you put in the hard work to get where you are in life how hard is it to ignore them it's not hard at all what do you mean something like who thinks one of the easiest people to ignore as soon as you come out of your mouth and tell me i owe you yes oh you're dead to me yeah what do you mean i wish you would tell me i owe you something you're the easiest person to ignore but like who are you talking about who's saying that hello taylor who's saying like that that they're old um i don't know just people i guess in your right in your past whatever yeah i don't have nobody i don't have nobody telling me i owe them anything because guess what i don't owe a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah i only owe my parents bro that's it just my parents but you guys never felt like the maybe like bitterness of someone that you thought was your friend or not and like you're not friends no more what do you mean just like it's not like two different things like i don't it sounds like somebody owes somebody money bro that's what really sounds like it's happening over here and that guy who asked the question should pay that money back that's really good next question um kenwest91 says why the [ __ ] do people have a hard time understanding white culture is european culture and american culture is still being created that is a mixture of everyone else it's not appropriating it's appreciating well let me defer it to the white guy on the show with this one okay so white culture is european culture um well i think yeah i think american culture is is unique in that it does have influence from all these other parts like how much a cowboy culture has been influenced by like mexican or native american culture you know like i mean the cuisine i mean i'm sure yeah i think he's saying it in a weird way but ideally i would love everybody this part of the fabric of america to feel entitled to everything that comes out of america and we could recognize that certain groups might have developed this thing but we can also go hey this is for all of us because we're all a part of it and i think you guys have to speak to this but i think when everybody feels equally a part of it then i think they'll feel like we could share but when you don't feel like you're getting what's due to you it's harder for you to share with other people is that close yeah it's never gonna happen though and the reason it's never going to happen because the one thing that america um has um that i think is different and unique is is capitalism so you know black people even though we do have a lot of the shared same experiences you'll have black people who aren't in certain financial positions who will say y'all don't understand you know what i'm saying and it's the same thing with white people you know like even though we think white people have this certain level of privilege there's always people that are way more privileged and way more elite you know what i'm saying than than the average white person that's just walking around in this country so i don't think it'll ever i don't think we'll ever be on equal playing fields and yeah no you're right maybe we won't feel like we're on equal playing fields but like maybe we'll just get closer to a moment where we could feel like we could share in each other's traditions and each other's contributions that would be really dope that would be cool for all of us all to just look at different art forms and be like yeah this is an american thing like to look at stand-up comedy and be like no stand-up comedy wasn't created by whoever the [ __ ] created it i'm sure you can go back to like grease with it but maybe who pioneered stand up who knows right maybe it's some jews in the catskill mountains maybe it's whoever knows we could look into the history book and see but it'd be cool for us to just go nah stand up comedy is an american art form like we made that here in america and we all contributed to it white people black people everybody and that's why it's so [ __ ] dope and that's why our stand-up comedy's the best because it comes from the most unique experience yeah yeah yeah yeah you know when you do realize it's gonna sound [ __ ] up but you know when you do and i'm not this this clearly doesn't happen everywhere but you do feel that a lot of times when you when you go out to country and you go to places where it's like money being spent you know what i'm saying like when you're on these exclusive resorts or on these exclusive properties or on these exclusive places where it's just people with money it seems like it's a a different sense of equality because people you'll speak to each other everybody knows they're there because they're in a certain tax bracket and if they're not in a certain tax bracket they're there with somebody in a certain tax rate you know what i mean yo dude what it's it's a different sense of equality but it's also the it's also how inequality happens organically i had this exact thought i'm at this fancy resort obviously in in hawaii in the island of lanai it was absolutely beautiful and because of how expensive it is the barrier to entry is very high so anybody going there can is probably doing pretty well or they got their money handed down to them right but because of what you said everybody in there is willing to talk to you because you're not someone who's trying to get something out of them you're someone who also is probably quite successful and they might want to get something out of you or it's a mutual contribution to what is going on so everybody's looking at you on an even playing field you know what i mean um and you want to know who's who and you might want to know who's who but what happens is you start talking to these people right who are successful in their field and they start sharing information with you because that's what people do we share information with each other and now information of successful people is being transferred back and forth and when that happens do you know how many investment opportunities come out of that how many deals come out of that yeah rich keep getting richer but it's not by some nefarious plot to keep poor people down it's literally just by hanging out with other successful rich people and i was like oh [ __ ] this is how rich people get richer and the poor people don't because poor people aren't given these opportunities and i kept thinking i was like how do you put poor people in these situations so they could also benefit from something like this that's access that's access and it's a different level of access to financial access you're not going to put a poor person at a four seasons resort somewhere because they're people can't afford to be there exactly so it's like it's this restrictive thing and it's um yeah it made me really excited when i was having the conversations but a little part of me was bummed because i was like man there's so many people that aren't gonna be able to have this and then this is just to wrap it up i go holy [ __ ] how amazing our podcast for the first time in history the poor person has access to the most brilliant business minds intellectual minds in the world through all these podcasts these conversations everything podcast youtube social media all that kind of stuff you would never have access but now or you'd have to read maybe their book you wouldn't even know who they are but now you have the most access in history so maybe there it is maybe that's how a spark can get lit and somebody's a little bit less fortunate financially and they can you know crack it up come with them nope that's when you know you just hope somebody who's you know not doing well less fortunate can just end up where the money resides where the money resides where the money resides where the money resides where the money resides where the money resides where the money resides where the money resides first of all so if you're a way don't you disrespect that white man okay all right who is that you would be judgmental if he was on beat you'd be surprised if he's off beat you can't act surprised too taylor swift all right that's it right one last thing with all this [ __ ] go annoying um pavada one wants to know what the [ __ ] is gonna go on with her or what the [ __ ] is going on with our country and how can we fix it at first of all that that question is too multi-layered right there's so many things wrong with the system of america you know what i mean so it's just it's just it's that's too much of a multi-layered question can we fix it can we fix america honestly honestly i i don't i don't know because i don't know i mean the only reason i say i don't know because i don't know if it's um like this it's it's it's broken but it's also working for the people who designed it so it's working perfectly okay for the people who designed it you know what i mean you know how like broken for a lot of other people you know how everybody in america like you have everybody listening to this podcast earlier was hearing us complain about like our tax bracket and [ __ ] and like what we gotta pay in taxes that's how the world feels when americans complain about america that's that's where the people they're like wait what that's they just locked up the richest man in china the jack ma is locked up or we maybe he's murdered maybe he's gone nobody knows he was the richest man in china they said adios yeah but those are people who don't understand the inside outs of america in a real way you know what i mean because and by the way we're speaking from a place of absolute privilege we're speaking from a place of absolute being good financially you know what i mean i tell people all the time just just come to any poor community bro whether it's the hood whether it's a rural area in the south full of white people like nah man the gap between the haves and the have-nots in america is is really big and it's all the way [ __ ] up and i just think that honestly man we got to come to the table and rebuild because the country was built on this thing called white supremacy it was it was built from a place of bigotry whether it's business whether you call it business or whatever it was it was not an all-inclusive thing i say this all the time america advertises itself as an all-inclusive resort but it's not you know what i'm saying it's really for the elite i don't even think it advertises itself as that all-inclusive means you get everything once you come here america's like now you gotta work for this and even if you work for it that [ __ ] might be tricky too let me ask you a question that resort you stayed at in hawaii would you stay there if you saw every single [ __ ] being allowed in what if you saw what if you saw every single [ __ ] being allowed in oh if you saw anybody allowed there yeah just people being allowed to come in why would you stay up staying there that's not what i paid for exactly okay it's not what i paid for that's that's all i'm saying man america is bro a white a white supremacist can i tell you something bro yes i was at this resort bro they were treating me so well bro they would treat me so well charlemagne bro it was it was actually amazing it was it was treating me so well bro they knew my name everybody at the resort knew my name every single person knew my name i loved it bro everybody knew my name they were so kind helped me with absolutely anything i could possibly want i love it i started thinking that they thought i was someone else i was like [ __ ] i think they think i'm someone else by the way we don't we yeah go ahead go go go go go i was gonna say we don't give the hospitality industry enough credit because there's certain places you go that's why i love going to anguilla anguilla's number one source of economy is tourism when you're at these places yeah they they have to give you top-notch services it's like because that's how they make their money bro i'm telling you man they were the the service was so elite bro i started getting real anxiety that that i was some then i found out that because tourism has been hit obviously everybody's down tourism is down you know most of these places and last year they had bruce willis at the resort and this year they had andrew schultz so whoo last year they had die hard they got tryhard so they work it out should they work it out like they want it trust me they don't want to be knowing my name they want to be ignoring the [ __ ] out of me they want to be listening to my calling going yup sorry the restaurant is full bruce and the family are out there go beat it i was like how tragic for y'all that i'm the famous person this year we need to open the country back up bro well i'll tell you i'll tell you who was where i i'll tell you who where i was at i'll tell you who's there after we get off the podcast a word a word dmx i'm going to be illuminati bro say what no i might be illuminati on the lower i don't know i might be and don't know it but the moral of the story is to answer your question taylor um i don't know all things are possible through white jesus who strengthens us god bless you amen and a women that's right which is ridiculous um amen and eight women that's what i'm saying from now on and by i've heard people say that before but that it i mean i get why they're saying it but i don't get why they're saying it amen derived from men no that's how it started oh it doesn't it actually means something hold on let me look it up what it means that means no it means is we're done it means it's rap that's it it's over get out of here amen amen in hebrew means so certainty are certainly yes is it so or so be it so be it that's what amen means so be it so or be it so amen is commonly used after a prayer creed or other formal statement it is spoken to express solemn ratification our agreement it means is it so or so it be amen is derived from the hebrew i mean which means certainty truth and verily like come on guys yeah we're gonna have a great summer amen amen can i get amen can i get a you agree with me that's what it is all right all right as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent intelligent you think we're brilliant absolutely right if you listen to this podcast you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know [ __ ] you're absolutely right too it's the brewery's podcast you

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Length: 125min 22sec (7522 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 07 2021