Hip to the Krit | Brilliant Idiots with Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz

yep charlemagne got andrew schultz we are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week and today's episode is sponsored by squarespace from websites and online stores the marketing tools and analytics squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business there are no hidden fees or price hikes in all websites to optimize for mobile and it's so simple start with a design template and use drag and drop tools to make it your own head to squarespace.com idiot for a free trial and when you're ready to launch use the offer code idiot to save ten percent off your first purchase now let's start the show uh wax is here tail is here but y'all can ignore it don't even worry about it um schultzy how was your week it was good man it was good yeah i had i had a good week man we had uh we had chris hanson on this week bro i saw what is chris hanson doing nowadays catching them predators bro he's still doing that that show still come on um he's just doing it for like fun now i love that [ __ ] i always want the beat to be the cops i want to beat the people up instead of having the cops have me out there me and my boy i wish i knew you was interviewing him because i always wanted to know that somebody steal that idea from cameron because camron had announced that idea for the ketchup predator way before to catch a predator debuted and i always wondered did somebody from what that's what did he come on cnbc msnbc what channel was that i think it was on nbc and then i think they replayed it on msnbc msnbc i always wondered if somebody stole that idea from cameron because i remember this was i'm talking when i say this was years ago this was when like the only hip-hop site was all hiphop.com and s-o-h-h and the story was like camron's working on this show where he's gonna be setting up pedophiles and catching him in the act and then the chris hanson [ __ ] came out i always wondered about that when was that i could tell you oh [ __ ] i was doing radio in columbia at the time so this had to be like 2 000 2001. when did you catch a predator start yeah this was before that when did it start i think he did 94 to 97 or something like that chris hanson no way yeah i was a teen in 94-97 94-97 no way man yeah she was back in the day there was something called um there was uh something called perverted justice and it was like an organization that was basically created to catch these pedophiles online because they were in these like chat rooms and [ __ ] and then chris hanson the producers came on board and they were like yo why don't we while we film this [ __ ] it's kind of lit and the crazy thing is the first two episodes they ain't even have the cops oh so he was just winging it no like he just did it and then they let the dude go yeah it was like two lucky guys it was like got you you're a pedophile and then he was like so what happens now and then chris hansen was like i don't know we didn't think that far in the episode we just we just got the pedophiles and that's it yo who's recording the pedophiles now because pedophiles still got to be pedophiling right on bro q anon's all over that [ __ ] yeah say what are they recording them though like if a man pops up at a 13 year old's house is somebody throwing them on social media you would think you would see more of that nowadays with social media right yo hanson said this bro he was like he was like the first episode i was so nervous and i was like you nervous that you know you could be confronted by the pedophile the pedophile might try to shoot you or kill you or something like that he goes he goes nah i was nervous no pedophiles were gonna show up i was like what i was like that's what you're nervous about he goes he goes then the day of i call the producer and i'm like so what's going on he goes yo they're like yo you gotta get over here there's like 17 people that have confirmed they're gonna come by the house oh my god yeah and he said he was like bro it's like a jordan drop i was like how do you know about jordan's bruh yo the sick the sickness of that of chris hansen was that they named the boy band after him yo that show's really still coming on um they're they're doing it again with this network uh or this this show called crime watchers and they're gonna do a thing called hands versus predator he went on youtube he's there doing them all on youtube like he was i think the moment is past for catching pedophiles no no no no i'm just talking about for that show because right it's like you think about human trafficking now and sex trafficking like it's honestly it seems like too serious of an issue to just have on a tv show i mean the show wasn't a comedy it kind of was bro there's one episode bro there's one episode his most viral moment where this guy comes he brings pizza and all that kind of [ __ ] and then chris hanson confronts him and then my man asks if he could eat the pizza while they're talking and just starts eating the pizza while they're talking bro i mean it's a lie it was a lot of comedy in the ketchup predator i mean when soon as have a seat it's like oh we in for something good it was unintentional though it's not intentional but the funniest part was when the people actually thought they were leaving as if the police are not going to be outside this time yeah because if we've all seen to catch a predator as soon as you leave you know you're not leaving yeah chris hanson goes you're free to leave like no we might as well sit here and keep talking definitely redo it and do it like have goons outside because yeah you ain't got no consequences yeah what i'm saying you're going to you're going to three hots in the cop yeah you about to go eat food and they're going to take care you're going to sell but you need to get your ass beat the [ __ ] up and i think you'll stop this [ __ ] now you have much more experience in prison than i do but i heard it's not too good to be a pedophile uh no you don't i'm saying you gonna get your ass whipped in there but i feel like if you whip that person's ass right there i think you would help them out i would rather have it his ass whooped in prison by professional ass whoopers yeah no pro cause that's that's the whole point of jail right like jail's not supposed to be sweet so not only are you locked up you're dealing with the consequences of that you got to deal with the predators in jail you got to do that's going to beat your ass for what you did the the reason why i obey the law is not out of fear of like being in a cell and then working out with a bunch of guys and like eating shitty food the reason i obey the law is because i don't want to get raped in prison no no no no it's all in it yeah but there's a whole lot to go with this yeah that's it that's sitting in the jail cell not having freedom when you want to get a little [ __ ] i could do that dude i just did it for [ __ ] 12 months during quarantine like i could just be inside no no no no not the same ellen come on bro andrew degeneres bro i could do it i could do jail if there was no fear of rape hold up hold up let's forget the rape in jail [ __ ] for a second we're not talking about raping you let's talk consensual sex with the same sex this is a great would you rather how much you like [ __ ] no way i like it a lot okay well guess what it's not there not there how much do you like your favorite food think about that you can order whatever you want eat whatever you want when you family like a lot of things yes a lot of things in jail isn't what i don't know what you think jayla is yeah is just hanging around with dudes they've got cool stories to tell what you do to get in here like i just want to have those conversations dude like let's talk it's just a podcast jail's just a long podcast that's all it is when you think about it think about sitting around your home boys right and then one of them say some wild [ __ ] like man i'm a horny and you'd be like all right man i'm gonna head out can't do that in jail when that guy is sitting around like hey man i'm a horn well see that's the fear the fear your head out be like what's happen you said you want to do head what i was thinking the same thing you said i'm saying you're afraid of the rape but what if they had like some sort of a machine that like sucked off all the inmates so none of them were horny right they just milked them like their house that's kind of that's kind of dope you know dr johnson should actually make that they got like a mouth right now yeah big asses why don't they give it to them they do that and it calms everybody down you wake up first in the morning before you go to chow you know you get your dick sucked by the machine okay they can study the sperm or do whatever they want with it i don't care if there's anything freedom guys we take it for granted we take it for granted because we have it right charlemagne you've been locked in your house for the last year you haven't gone out to dinner not one time i'd much rather be locked in the house than locked in jail all right fine what if you could go to jail with your wife no no no joe just ain't that jayla's disgusting that's what you said you ain't been there jelly you never been locked up at all y'all y'all are mad scared bro like why are you so scared experience is the best teacher bro but hey hey hey let's talk to the jail expert alex yeah alex has done more time than everybody in here you know went to jail in sweden he basically was just chilling in an ikea for about a month and he said it was cool he said he was calm he was thinking right he said he was in the [ __ ] four walls alex what was the biggest thing you missed when you was in jail exactly exactly what you guys said freedom freedom man he was reading that books catching up on trashy reality shows like he said he was really living his books what the [ __ ] you think i'm gonna do you can't even watch tv when you want to think about that think about it you can't even watch the tv yeah oh you had a good one in jail now first of all charlotte i'm not supposed to have him i have a fiancee i can't watch tv when i want to now what is this life where you just get to watch tv whenever you want like you guys they are definitely the warden yo yeah definitely the warden bro let's be serious we get to watch it with more comfortable stuff but come on bro like the shitty thing about jail is getting murdered shanked or raped that's the shittiest part about that that's all part of it but really the shittiest part of jail is the lack of freedom yo if somebody goes do you want to get uh raped or do you want to not be free that's the quickest answer i'll ever have in my entire life like wait a minute no no no it depends how much time bro you would prefer to get raped by an inmate whenever they wanted and have your freedom or you would prefer to not have your freedom but then there's no raping you oh let me think about this this [ __ ] feels like algebra say that [ __ ] again now what you say do you want sticks in your ass or not that's the the real period yeah there's nothing else do you want dicks in your ass but you get to watch tv whenever you want but let's talk about it no but this is a good thing right what if somebody says this is a good one somebody says life in jail all right i get to penetrate your [ __ ] life in general he did in my brain you're already dead in your brain versus one penetration it's a single penetration in and out one pump of the piston yes our life in prison but it's one pump now i say one pump man you however long it takes you to [ __ ] on the regular how long however long it takes you to know what whatever you're at whatever your personal average nut is that's how long this person gets to penetrate you any dick no this is a good one forget to take the r word out of it hold on penny dick is tricky cause my ass so tight i don't even think he's gonna get in you need to be fully hard you want to get in this ass y'all got yo listen y'all can't be this homophobic life in prison nah i'm getting i'm getting a little bit penetration i'm getting a little penetrate bro it's a little bit in prison whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa taylor chill out bro chill out though hey taylor chill out is in the in the eight hole yeah they say crack crack is really good too right you know what i mean girls always say that i'm not looking by the way why am i lying you've been to jail have you ever gotta do anything so once you go to jail you get plugged here's a good question have you ever hidden anything in your rectum while you were injured never you're a liar never never boot something if i did i probably put it right there but nothing went in right now what does that mean we're boofing blunts and [ __ ] like this you hold up lying bro they told me i was speaking on your homeboy and it was not even between my cheeks it was like right inside of my balls right there i just had the point that's not true hey wack tell the true story tell the truth i'm still serious i put i put the blunt right on the side of my bar say the one about when you were sick in jail remember you were sick in jail you were thrown up that never happened you you were sick in jail blown up and you booped a pepto-bismol to get it in there because they didn't want to give you the pepto-bismol you booped back okay people are just sitting down in the car do people do it mad people boof they always do that okay one time and then you're free move a dick over boofin buns for the rest you telling me that you would take life in prison over letting somebody penetrate your butt listen i'm gonna tell you this god god would give you peace in anything in life i've seen people with no legs and they happy as hell so you'll find peace inside of jail hold on you don't think they would take it to have their legs exactly you can't you think god won't give you some peace because you got a little penis penetration i think about that [ __ ] every [ __ ] day your brain is in prison you don't want that [ __ ] why would your brain be imprisoned you could not you could you could go in and then you could enjoy it now you're not in prison you're in the first thing whack the lion there's no there's nobody there's nobody on earth that's choosing listen life in prison over getting penetrated by a penis not even when i was in there i said i wouldn't even do this my worst enemy i'd rather sit there and hit you up and do you a favor before i put you in jail see what i'm saying but i would rather go in there to get smashed bro magic gets smashed bro hold on so believe me just like when i did go everybody yo what's up like they already see exactly what time it is you think that your people still be like yeah he's cute that's right turn them on whack do the push-ups yo we should have a brilliant idiot's poll there is nobody that's going to take life in prison over getting penetrated by once about what about anything any man i don't care what you say it depends if you're old if you're like 99 then maybe i'll take jail but if you have your whole life ahead of you a hundred percent bro how do you know what you got ahead of you nobody knows they got ahead of them so you're gonna get smashed and then next you know tomorrow you get hit by a bus i'd rather play my cars outside well that's yeah life man this is life in jail bro then you're gonna feel stupid cause you're gonna be in jail and around yeah 20 you're gonna be like man [ __ ] it i'm getting a boyfriend [ __ ] somebody 20 years ago and stayed out of here so here's the question in my hands or something here's the question right knowing that once this sexual act is over you have your freedom right your brain not free are you gonna try to do whatever it takes to make the sexual act go quicker like are you gonna talk dirty a little like yeah you gotta throw it back you're gonna throw that [ __ ] back yeah like honestly i might get a wax before huh i might get a wax before you know what i mean i might shave i'm like what i'm just saying like i just want to go faster so whatever gets him to nut quicker so you think you're more attractive you think you're more attractive because you shave yeah well you don't have to look at this tuft of hair that's just covering my booty hole you'll be doing tricks that your girl do yeah [Laughter] all right let's switch the sexual lack head yeah i'd be in prison ahead from a man not happening i want no man i got one i got one life in prison or there's a three-inch dildo that is on a wall and you just gotta back up you just kind of back up while juvenile back that [ __ ] playing that's it juvenile back then i don't know why y'all want to know what that means got to be played right while wax is just backing up a guy just licked it at whoa that [ __ ] is gay yo taylor why would you say that taylor that [ __ ] is wild whoa he's out of control you're out of control we just talking about dicks in the butt not licking bro that's the next level taylor you just said give head though so okay let's one more time let's just the last sexual act would you let a man wax lick your cheek not even put the tongue in your ass just lick one cheek so you don't go to jail for life why is this happening even around me if i'm about to go to jail you think i want somebody whispering my ear like y'all lick your ass if you'd be okay no it's not gonna be okay okay so all right listen cause you nasty you in court you ain't caught yeah judge i'm gonna give you 30 years lloyd like come into the chamber real quick we're gonna make you a deal the judge lifts up his robe he ain't wearing nothing he's like all you got to do is lick my left cheek just lick it one quick time like how to do it on christmas story lick the polls and you don't go to jail for life listen bro this is wild [ __ ] like why are you thinking about it now we're getting there the negotiations so listen all you got to do is lick the judge's left ass cheek all right and you you skate two different things you either gotta lick the ass ass cheek or you s you go on your knees and you just stand in front of him and then you keep your eyes closed and then he comes up to you and he just swings his dick and balls and just hits you in the face with it kind of like a car wash you know those things but you're not but you're not you're not doing anything you are completely neutral your eyes are closed which one would you do for your freedom you want automation for my freedom i i don't think i would have to keep on pitching that in my face all the rest of my life no and i don't know when i'm done man until you opened you up like he was done and he opened your eyes i'm not getting my stills we're talking about life in prison understand that i'm life in prison with a clear mind yo every single day i wake up to that knowing somebody smack their balls and they're dick in my face you're looking at this all every single morning you're looking at this all right you watch your face you like damn man i gotta get a new face but guess what my perspective outside is beautiful today okay that's what's gonna keep you going i can't you ain't gonna be proud of yourself waking up in jail for life and all you had to do is let somebody slap their balls on your face what are you saying like just think about it i know people went through that and i'm sorry i had to go through that because that's out of control bro and people do it for worse they feel less i don't say so there's nothing y'all would y'all always choose freedom nothing will make you want to go man what is wrong why is this even i can't even believe this is a tough choice for y'all now i'm not talking about even i'm just saying in general anything that will make y'all be like i'm gonna choose life of a person i'm not going no i'm not going to prison no life in prison bro we talking about life do you know what life is you still live that's what life is living what life is still living you got to be mentally okay that ain't living wax that's that's you're living there your mind jail jail is being alive and being dead i understand that especially life you're a dead man you're a dead man walking they might as well just bury you alive right like a guy escaped from jail they looking for him right now you know he really escaped they put him out you know i'm saying they put him in the wrong pod or whatever and god might gonna bless me and get me out of jail one day but if i even might get out of jail i got to work know that i got somebody balls on my face before that's kind of why alex let me ask alex smith alex thank you alex what's up serious question all right any of the scenarios we just said to you penetration getting head letting somebody slap their balls on your face any of those three are life in prison i can't do life in prison i'll just say i can't do life in prison alex what are you saying yeah i mean alex is saying d all of the above all right whatever's on the menu he's eating but he know what he's not eating and that's life in prison okay wax you like [ __ ] a lot i understand that but i'm saying my hand is not that bad i'm saying i just had a [ __ ] baby you know two months two months before the baby and basically two months after the baby four months now you're not gonna see your baby no more yeah exactly i just my son come see me hang on never respect me by the way you would curse you would curse your son out worse than kirk franklin cursed his out i would love it if you did that for your son and he disrespected you that's what i'm trying to say be honest could you ever tell your son everything anything if he found out that you got smashed bro it depends it depends how bad he disrespect me in the house one day go in your room i'm serious because you know that's what fathers do right father the whole [ __ ] over you like i paid for this for you i did this for you [ __ ] you know what i'm saying you might get so mad [ __ ] i took a dick for you but guess what the next argument you're going to tell everybody anybody let's see why you took a dick yeah now man i'm not that homophobic can you really give someone a homophobe i'm in touch with my feminine side dude i'm telling you right now and you can quote me on this y'all can chop this up edit it circulate it on the internet however y'all want to yeah yeah i'm taking a dick before i go to jail for life all right i'm telling you it won't that's what meditation is for man ain't enough meditation in the world you gotta keep your eyes closed for the rest of your life i'm going i'm gonna demean the therapist gonna have a lot to talk about a whole lot okay and by the way i'm not gonna feel bad cause i'm gonna wait i'm gonna weigh it out right dick in the ass uh life in prison yeah rain in prison brain in prison that's what you're going to help nope i'm fine listen let's do some positively brilliant what a [ __ ] idiot man why should we pay some 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of these places are opening up i know a lot of you guys are asking for tickets some of the places are already sold out well just pay attention because now these regulations are starting to loosen up so you know they're going to increase capacity in some of these places and um once those tickets are available i'll definitely let everybody know oh they out here by the way uh remember i told y'all that you know when biden harris got into the white house the whole narrative on kovy was going to change oh yeah i mean i mean even even though you still have the vaccine it's still like they they want you to get the vaccine you can still do everything you want to do you just got a social distance but we back out here bruh we back baby florida already already has been yeah atlanta really been back um i want to tell everybody uh make sure you pre-order tamika mallory's book state of emergency how to win in the country we build it's out may 3rd it's crazy that this year is flying by and we're already uh mid-march you know what i mean but you can pre-order tamika's book wherever you buy uh books now and uh pre-order anita kopack's shallow waters okay go get some of that that that yimiya energy in your life that's out august 3rd but it's available uh for pre-order wherever you buy books right now i got something positively brilliant talk to me we had alex jones on a podcast wild boy alex smell oh great right like seriously i i really i don't know why i wonder how he smells great yeah fresh okay i mean by the end of it it was very much like jameson but in the beginning just just uh he gets [ __ ] up my man was going for it dude he was going for it well did he tell you all that beforehand or he just walked in and started licking was like pour up yeah i think it was more like saw the liquor pour up let's get busy and let's get down to it and that guy just wow man i mean absolutely [ __ ] hysterical probably one of the funniest podcasts i've ever been a part of i understand he's a very polarizing figure for good reason but um he everybody is he said what i thought he said what i thought was the best argument that i've ever heard for reparations okay he said because we asked him alex asked him he's like how do you feel about reparations he's like he's like i support it but i think it should come from the businesses that profited off of slavery and the businesses that profited off of the disenfranchisement of black people so if there's a specific business right that you know was making money off of uh basically selling this thing like some of these banks probably were the ones who hold in the mortgages you basically took out a mortgage like by a human being like if those banks are still around today if those banks are bank of america and they made tons of money off it well and pay the [ __ ] up because he brought an interesting point he goes if you're some poor white guy that works at [ __ ] you know some diner in the middle of arkansas and then people are going yo you're privileged you need to start paying some of your money to black people they're like i don't have anything to do with that my life sucks why do i got to start paying but these billion-dollar corporations that got some of them [ __ ] billions from enslaving black people they should pay up i don't think that white guy's gonna be mad at that yeah i mean alex jones is right but that's always been the argument like people have always said that that's always been like a age-old thing that people said any any corporation company that is you know profited directly off slavery there was even a they had a whole list if you google it there's a whole list of institutions that exist now that directly benefited from slavery and most people that fight for reparations have been saying yeah attacks those corporations i mean that's what that's something t.i was out there championing uh the year before i don't know if it was last year maybe early last year before last you know even robert smith now with his two percent plan where he wants these corporations and institutions to give two percent of their net income per year to different black organizations but that's always that's that's always been a thing he's absolutely right with that i just thought it was a really interesting argument i've never heard about specifically the businesses that profited off of it because yeah that's accountability 101 i think the biggest issue people have with yeah it's right here i don't know i believe i believe you i'm just stopping from slavery i think brothers jp morgan chase new york life yeah all i'm saying is i think the biggest issue white america has with reparations is yo i didn't do it and i had nothing to do with it so why am i paying money when i might not be successful right now well because the ramifications of slavery are still being felt today yeah but that wasn't a choice by those people those businesses that are still around today chose to profit off of it and then they use those profits to build those businesses so it's like well [ __ ] them yeah but all white people benefit off that cast system that was created you know what i'm saying even when people talk about the racial wealth gap in america well it probably wouldn't have been a racial wealth gap if there wasn't 400 years of free labor given you know what i mean and when the slavery was no question the slaves didn't get compensated what the slave masters did there's another example of america always dumping money into the wrong [ __ ] [ __ ] there's no question a hundred percent true but it wasn't something they asked for right it's not it's not something that and then some people i'm sure ask for racist laws and some people have been fighting for racist laws and racist policies 100 but some white guy that just like moved here from [ __ ] russia in the year 1987 is like dude i don't even i just met black people for the first time when i got here they're not going to be what i'm trying to talk about is the most practical way to get the money person say what you know what you tell that white person who just moved here what mind your business this don't got nothing to do with you i'm not this is between us and the american government you know what i'm saying right they really can't do nothing anyway i would tell the white dude from russia look dig into your lineage all right find you a cause find you a reason that you're old and get your money because nine times out of ten you are probably old something from this from this country right more than likely i'm just saying like there's two ways to go about this there's the emotional way to go about this and you can't make the argument against racism there's there's no argument against racism there's no argument that white people have profited from racism every single white person you just can't nobody could argue that but it's unrealistic to get the support from all these poor whites especially in a time where they're probably absolutely why do we need support from poor whites well this is democracy right so like there's only one there's only one person that's ever leaned into support from paul white that was donald trump like what did paul white's gonna have to do with this situation ain't nothing anywhere well it's not like they got a vote on reparations yeah well they vote for the people who vote on reparations and they might not support a vote for reparations if it makes them feel as if some of their money is going to be going in somebody else's pockets for something that they don't have anything to do i'm telling you like the reason why these think tanks exist in dc is because they test the temperature of different theories right and the whole job is to go how do people react to this okay they're reacting to this poorly so let's switch the name of it right the estate tax is a way better name than the death tax for the same thing but people go women why should i pay taxes on my dad dying that's not fair but estate tax is well i don't have an estate yeah you should tax those rich people who have estates so so instead of reparations you think you should i mean i i always say i always say economic equity packages i think the biggest hurdle is just getting is is the accountability thing the white person that feels like they're completely disconnected from what happened to black people i don't think they're going to want to feel as if they're contributing money especially if they're struggling but the white person that sees these billion dollar corporations that they also feel [ __ ] by is gonna go hey we get to stick it to them well [ __ ] yes stick it to them well that's well that's why the study is important right because the whole study the whole hr 40 study is going to you know factor in who profited off slavery how slavery is still impacting us today how we can come up with a fair you know economic equity package which by the way there is no fair economic equity package because you really can't put a price on on what happened to slaves in this country so it's like i personally don't think that reparations is ever going to come from the government i think it's only going to come from these corporations when you see somebody like i think it was jp morgan chase who just committed to giving 10 billion dollars to black women organizations over the next 10 years i think it was google that real quick i think it was this just came out like last week but they they said they're giving 10 billion dollars over the next 10 years to black organizations when you see the nba or the nfl you know commit a certain amount of money when you see these corporations that are doing robert smith two percent plan i think it's only going to come from corporations i don't think the american government will ever goldman sachs that's what it was i would i never i don't think the government is ever going to say you know his reparations for black people regardless of who's with it i mean we live in a country where yesterday literally literally yesterday in tennessee they're voting on whether or not to abolish slavery because slavery is still legal in the state constitution and four republican senators in tennessee voted against it and one of the guys said there's only two senators per state what do you mean every state has two senators no that can't be the case because four republican senators in tennessee voted against it yesterday are they like there's a state it's the state now oh this is state senators this isn't like this is the senate as we know it this isn't you know okay this is this is in the state constitution in tennessee right right so the four senators voted against it one of the dudes said i mean there's really no need to vote against this because it's not real uh slavery was was fake it was a false history of slavery it's like you think of you think they're going to ever give you reparations if they won't even admit slavery was real yeah come on man never happened it's like i i literally just uh uh sent this right i sent this to a friend i literally just sent this this is about this is mental health a tip for mental health learn to distinguish who deserves an explanation who deserves one answer and who deserves absolutely nothing imagine having a conversation with reparations to a guy who doesn't even believe slavery was real and doesn't even want to vote to abolish slavery you think that conversation will get anywhere no and that's but those are the people who are in charge of legislation yeah you can't reason with someone who never used reason to come to their conclusions very true very true so i i personally think reparations is only going it's only going to come from corporations and it's not going to ever be called reparations right it's just gonna be people who are in these positions of power who have seen the the injustice that has happened to black people in this country and they're deciding to do the right thing whether it's goldman sachs then we're gonna invest 10 billion here or you know another company saying we're going to invest this into the black community we're going to invest this in the black organization though we're going to you know give equity to black people you know when they come to our companies that's the only way i think it's ever going to get on a even get close to what we would call reparations that's why i call it economic equity packages but alex alex isn't alex isn't wrong at all because i think that's the only place it's going to come from yeah what did he say what else interesting did he say oh god a lot of things bro he's a wild [ __ ] he was talking about interdimensional beings he was talking about uh is he a character yeah does he really believe this [ __ ] i told him i was like dude just say you're a comedian like you i said if you had said you were comedian [ __ ] years ago nobody would care like you just say wild [ __ ] that's what comedians do for a living but the fact that you position yourself as a journalist you're going to get the expectations of a journalist that's simple you're asking for those expectations but um i think mark even asked him he's like should your audience take everything you say seriously and he was like no i feel like that with everybody though yeah i think that's the problem with the society we live in now we take everything too [ __ ] seriously yeah that's why sarcasm is dead yeah you know what i'm saying and you gotta like that like that quote i just i read it's like yo you got to know what to give your energy to does everything deserve a response does everything deserve outreach yeah that's a good ass point that at home what did you think about the uh cardi b thing with candice and i think candace is incredible at stirring up waters to catch fish yeah and it and everybody all of y'all fall for it don't just say cardi everybody falls for it has a way of riling people up and it's it's you got to respect people like that you know what i'm saying because truthfully literally if you just ignored her there would be nothing there the problem is because she's a black woman talking who cares yeah i know already this is one of those weird situations where i think cardi used candice talk to me nobody's watching the grammys nobody's watching the emmys nobody's watching any of these shows anymore like i don't even know if they're streaming or if they're on the regular television i have no [ __ ] clue grammys was good this year but it had the lowest ratings ever of course nobody's watching right so but it's also true because people watch on so many different devices but still nobody saw that one so the thing with the thing with um cardi is candice knows she has a couple buttons that she can push that's going to rile things up right it's like who does her audience hate okay cardi b is one of the people her audience hates because her audience sees cardi as this girl who's like leaning into like liberal leftist politics but has no clue what she's talking about that's how they feel about cardi right so they think that she's a hypocrite you know she's so liberal when it counts for an election but the way that she actually lives her life but it doesn't seem that liberal so they like to poke out the [ __ ] hypocrisy right so she knows the button to push but then i'm thinking cardi's like oh i could stir up a little internet beef with this girl my fans are gonna think i dunked all over her and everybody else is gonna go watch the grammy performance because of the twitter beef that we've started up i didn't watch that video until there was this beef and i wouldn't have watched the video without the beef so i'm on some part i'm like is candice bullying cardi or is cardi playing the what is the ali [ __ ] the rope-a-dope well i i think what one thing about cardi cardi is not letting you talk about her regardless of who you are right yeah i'm saying cardi will get out cardi gets that regular everyday twitter people who got something to say about her you know what i'm saying so she wasn't going to let candice slide um i don't think i don't think cardi was using candice but i mean candice said what she said on fox news with tucker carlson so yeah i would think that you know candace was using the cardi mag situation and the grammys more so than you know card because cardi was just responding yeah but i mean it's so much hypocrisy right because it's like yo you can't really get mad at cardi for a song like wap and say cardi is you know making young girls disrespect themselves or sending the wrong message to young girls you supported donald trump mr grab him by the [ __ ] i guess we were having this combo on uh on flagrant but like i guess what i'm curious about also is that are you for censorship or against it candice because that's a good point right the second anybody says something it's like a joke or or not even a joke an opinion that could be considered offensive you're like the liberals just want to cancel the liberals just want to shut people down the liberals just want to censor everything and the second cardiac in a way that you don't like you trying to censor it so what can be censored and what can't be censored if you are against censorship you're against censoring the things you don't like as well if you're just against censoring the things you like and for censoring things you don't you're no different than the people that you hate i agree with you but i also wonder too if candace is looking at it like all right this is free speech right so cardi's allowed to do what she did on stage but i'm allowed to come out and say i didn't like that i'm allowed to come out and say that's not the way you should move as a woman right that's a good point yeah so maybe maybe that's how she's looking so i'm maybe misrepresenting her point maybe she's saying that she she's not saying she shouldn't be allowed to do it but she's being critical of the things she's doing oh the act yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i read from it from what i heard her saying i took a call and she was just saying like that's not how you're supposed to move if you're a woman you're sending the wrong message to young girls yadda huh yadda see the tweets back and forth no i didn't see none of the tweets back and forth oh the tweets are funny she added on uh what's melania or whatever and said that she gets she um got inspired because of her and then that's the basic she said yeah why don't you have the same energy for melania right melania was naked well she grew up and like that's not her anymore cardi's 20 something she's seven cardi is 20 something years old yeah give her a second she's 20 something years old by the way her performance wasn't i'm different i grew up in my neck my back licked my [ __ ] and my ass cracker yeah yeah okay i grew up with little kim saying i used to be scared of the dick now put lips on the [ __ ] handle it like a really like whopp is tame yo you know what you're crazy little girls to see it though if i see my niece and i'm saying i'm like all these other songs like that too like yo listen everybody gonna do that thing but if i see my little niece again what the [ __ ] what about your knees listening to you exactly i don't want them to everybody tell me they're doing it i'd be upset you're being helpful that's the thing listen to it we need to stop calling people out for being hypocrites you should be a hypocrite if you're not a hypocrite you're leading a miserable life bro being a hypocrite is the [ __ ] i love being a hypocrite remember i was like don't leave new york and then the second i left new york i came down to miami it was 80 degrees today i was walking around outside like a hypocrite feeling great be a hypocrite bro be a hypocrite like stop trying to live this [ __ ] life to this specific code [ __ ] all that be your human being you're going to be but but i'll tell you the difference you know you're being a hypocrite you're self-aware don't be one of these people who contradict yourself be a hypocrite and then act like i never thought like that to begin with but how am i being a hypocrite because you get on the podcast and talk about you talk about women you [ __ ] exactly so your nieces hear that and he's like oh that's the kind of women overwatch that's not that's another addition if you actually listen to the podcast i always tell you i don't like girls who have more than one penis a year i always think about it you're being a hypocrite with that nobody cares about this man your actions you're explaining why are you explaining yourself you're losing say you believe in double standards and you're a hypocrite i women believe in double standards i don't want my little nieces doing that i don't want them to be out there thinking that's the right way to do that eventually so you don't want your nieces having sex uh at night at the wrong time no and they're gonna eventually do it yeah but haven't the right you might get my youngest like i said i'm talking about my older nieces my younger nieces i don't want them to think that's the right thing to do and they'd be over here whopping on these [ __ ] young boys out here what do you call it i'm talking about i got nieces from two to twenty relax you ain't gonna get married i i had no choice myself how old was the girl i don't know what you mean you don't know i was young as hell but wax you're forgetting the parents are raising the children not cardi she's not raising the children i understand that's why sydney that's why i wouldn't give any influence but i'm just saying i got people that influenced me way more than my mom and dad 100 percent you know what we're gonna say andrew no i said no that's a good point we get influenced by these people people make millions of dollars because they're influential right they can get us to wear sneakers they can get us to wear clothes they can get us to get certain tattoos like i mean look at the [ __ ] kardashians they make women change the way their face looks every one of these girls that gets plastic surgery gets plastic surgery to look like a kardashian so clearly people have influence over us it's not just our parents you know i mean but what i'm trying to tell you wax is just be like yeah i'm a hypocrite i don't want any girl that i know and care about [ __ ] anybody and that's just what it is perfect it's a beautiful place tonight giovanni said that if you if you if you if you look back on old [ __ ] you did or old [ __ ] you said and you haven't contradicted yourself you haven't grown yeah bro she said that nicki giovanni said that verbatim and i i i totally agree with that but i do want some consistency but i need yeah i'm gonna be consistently hypocritical they call me hippocrates listen i i never ever i always said that i never wanted my young nieces and nobody to have to be doing the stuff that i was out there doing yeah i get it yeah at a young age of course but at the end of the day i got no i got nothing to do with you getting older i got nothing to do with that it's so much hypocrisy and it's hypocrisy on both sides i mean even if you look at what's happening with joe biden and the kids at the border he's not handling that [ __ ] no better than trump did come on but the media doesn't talk about it the way they talked about it with trump you know what i mean they like trump had a zero tolerance policy joe biden says don't what's come [ __ ] difference like like what's the difference am i tripping same thing with cuomo and biden it's like yeah oh we need you to resign you had seven women that said you did inappropriate stuff to them biden had eight what i'm trying i'm just if somebody can tell me the difference just tell me the difference like there's no consistency everybody's hypocritical and that's fine that's why you can't be in politics man because if you're in politics you're not supposed to be a hypocrite and then you can't be an actual real person but if you're an actual real person you'd be like yo i did that [ __ ] it is what it is [ __ ] fell right in the moment you know don't the thing about the the hippocrates like hypocr hypocrisy yeah double standards and that kind of [ __ ] is like everybody's cool with double standards until it affects them you know i mean like women women hate double standards until the check comes and all of a sudden double standards is completely reasonable right yeah so it's like you i'm with you everybody gotta why don't we stop act like literally there's an entire religion called christianity that's built around knowing we're all hypocrites they give us the rules of how we should live and jesus is like yo by the way i know you're living forgiveness i know you're gonna [ __ ] up and i forgive you for doing what you're about to do and then we're like we're not gonna [ __ ] up and then we do relay on my bad he's like i know bruh i know but you definitely get better because you you feel like he's watching you so at least you know that this i'm gonna definitely get better god damn sure did a lot of things i didn't do because of the man upstairs is watching me hey bro again he gave what he gave me he gave mercy on me he could have killed me a long time ago that's why you give unlimited forgiveness it's like it's like breadsticks at olive garden baby you know what i'm saying like god knew that we had weaknesses he we he knew that you know we were going to make mistakes but man but this is the part that's really confusing right if you're just sitting back on the outside looking in how do you define right and wrong based off media based how i feel good if do i feel do good feel good do i feel good that's right do i feel bad that's wrong simple listen do you think governor cuomo was confused as [ __ ] right now no seriously because he's sitting back and they're like we just had donald trump as president oh yeah joe biden won the white house but you all want me to resign bruh bro you 100 right you're 100 i'm just saying there's no uniform there's no standard like what's the standard there's no standard bro here's the deal if those restaurants in new york city were open to at least 50 capacity i would say i don't believe any of those girls but the fact that he closed new york they seem very credible to me bro they seem very incredible every one of them should see incredible because it affects my life my life is affecting me by the way that's really what it is it is the reason the reason they didn't hold a joe biden to that standard because they wanted joe biden to win the presidency and by the way that's fine but just admit the hypocrisy the reason nobody called out trump because trump was in power they caught the people that didn't like trump was using it against him to try to get him out of power the people that were supporting him was like [ __ ] ignore that yeah we all know that it's all about self-interest man that's it if if we can admit that the world would be a better place but once again it still doesn't show you what's right and what's wrong because there's no standard to any of this charlemagne i got a pool that's what hypocrisy gave me hypocrisy gave me a pool a canal a beautiful house a barbecue i don't know how to use hypocrisy is beautiful i don't even i don't even know about me it got me a netflix special tell me when hypocrisy hasn't served me well here's the thing i wouldn't call i wouldn't call what you did i wouldn't call that hypocrisy i would call it contradiction but it's a good contradiction because you got new information you like you know what [ __ ] this new york [ __ ] but then you said let's go to miami for the weekend then you was like you know what [ __ ] this new york [ __ ] all right i'm staying in miami because you felt that sun yeah i felt that sun bro and then cuomo wouldn't let the city open de blasio wouldn't let the city open to your point somebody called the radio station there somebody called the breakfast club and they actually were on cuomo's side and they was like you know all of these politicians are saying cuomo should resign ask new yorkers and this he actually liked cuomo i forgot the reasons he said he liked him when he was like he was like ask us if we want him to resign you know what i mean like why like y'all don't people vote we don't care about what y'all got to say you know why but but to that guy's point you probably don't care what they got to say because he know that it has nothing to do with what cuomo was actually accused of it's something else going on that we don't know about that they on cuomo's ask for because there's no way in hell you know what if you bypass the 10 000 or thousand older people that had covered that he didn't even report yeah bro you lied about that it's the okay bro you bury a story with a more compelling story so he lies about ten thousand old people getting murked in these old people uh people homes because of his decisions he just lies about it right and then you bring out a story that he could rebound from right oh he was inappropriate with some of his aides this that the other it's not gonna come out that it's anything too crazy maybe it will who knows but like he said things that are inappropriate blah blah blah right same thing would happen with the royal family right literally prince andrew is epstein's best friend okay there's pictures with him and underage girls he's clearly been to the island they clearly went to his house in new york really of course this is why i don't know that's the thing and what do they bury that story with oh meghan markle we're gonna say that the the kid was too dark and we didn't like the [ __ ] kid just get it's a nonsense story talk about how you're protecting a [ __ ] pedophile in the goddamn uh buckingham palace or actually i don't even know where prince andrew lives but it's the same [ __ ] you kill a story with another story bro yeah and it's so weird it's like yo the the the older people that cuomo didn't report that died that story is not even a b story a c story it's like a little byline sometimes in people's articles and it's like that's what you could actually nail him on mm-hmm cuomo is absolutely loving this bro but they can't let that story go because there's probably a bunch of other like democrat governors that made the same decision and they'd be liable as well so if that story goes then it just kind of trickles down and the democrats the you know democratic institution and republican institution would do the exact same [ __ ] thing if they were in the same position so don't get me wrong but uh but they're just like yeah we can't let that story leak so just say that uh he's inappropriate with chicks i think that's the i think what you said is is true right like you know everybody got to lean into their own hypocrisy but i think that if if everybody just like stop pointing fingers right it's literally like i'm sitting here smoking a blunt and i'm like yo you need to stop smoking weed yo y'all see this dude over here smoking weed yo this guy's smoking weed he shouldn't be smoking weed i'm over here smoking too like everybody got some [ __ ] with them and by the way the same [ __ ] so i can't look at your [ __ ] and say your [ __ ] is bad but my [ __ ] is acceptable either everybody mind their [ __ ] business all right uh we got to have one set standard for everybody if not everybody shut the [ __ ] up and move on with your lives man because this [ __ ] is really getting confusing unless it directly affect you that's the only reason why i say that about my nieces that's gonna directly affect me if anything happens other than that i really don't give a [ __ ] what's gonna but you would live you you wouldn't be in life you would feel you would feel better and i bet you you do feel better now knowing that you're not dogging women out the way you used to um i mean i never really dog women i had sex oh no okay okay all right let's slow down to women all that i didn't do is commit to them i didn't do nothing crazy to women i had sex with them i didn't commit to them that's the worst what did i do didn't know other guys you didn't even know their names okay that's what i'm saying that's the that's the worst thing i did what you're doing i'm a victim huh didn't you put your booty on their necks it was that was kinky stuff back in the day that people do it wasn't like oh she no don't put your time on my hair no i ain't never put my foot on nobody you never lie to any girls uh when i was young growing up is trying to lie to a girl make her think that you like her just so you can have sex with her i this this new [ __ ] that girls start liking me every every guy has to lie to try to get a girl you never try to oh i i you never lied to a girl like that wrong because i really liked it what type of lies was your tail that's what i was trying to get with her what type of lies yeah the regular lies every man act like you like her um act like you like her just reading their bible scriptures every night having your mama pray for her i wouldn't go that way don't play fair wax full of [ __ ] wax used to have his mama pray for girls that's going a bit too far mama a prayer warrior yo we understand you got your mama praying for these girls that's [ __ ] up wax they get in touch with my mom i don't know ain't got nothing to do with that [ __ ] it just kill me hold on so you really think that i made these girls pray in my mind and try to bait them to give me some [ __ ] yes yes yes wax is absolutely hilarious bro cause what you just said this is what it sounded like we just said wait so you really thought i bought this lamborghini so girls would be attracted to me huh i've never baited girls when i was young we all lied and made a girl think that we we liked them so much when they got we got the [ __ ] no i ran out of houses and stuff maybe you like the girls i think i really just get [ __ ] every girl i ever tried to get what i liked why do you think that's wrong or wrong or not when i was real young you can't count that [ __ ] we talking about it when it actually supposed to count no your knee stage yes that's what you got to start because you don't want your nieces to be in that same situation for real well hopefully they don't sit there and get caught up in that type of [ __ ] because i talk to them all the time man calm as a [ __ ] karma is a [ __ ] dude the things you try to fight against the most is really what happened joe listen thank god i never disrespected did nothing wild crazy to girls i did thanks can i say something about men real quick man that's what men got to stop doing yeah you tell me the worst thing and i said this on bill maher the other night we got to stop listening to each other about what all of this [ __ ] is whether it's sexual harassment what's inappropriate as long as we listen to each other this shit's going to continue stop listening to us we don't know what the [ __ ] we talking about we clearly have been getting this [ __ ] wrong for a long long time you're right i'm not listening to no man about what sexual harassment is what about it being an inappropriate is if a woman tells me that's inappropriate i'm taking her word for it that's that you know that you could really do no that's a double standard that's not a double [ __ ] standard i don't think that's what i don't think yo how are a girl could sit there if i sit there and say hey how do i do it to a girl or whatever and she's like oh you'll feel creepier that's that's that's gonna be a sexual harassment right if i if she said that to me and i say that everybody gonna look at me like a [ __ ] stupid yeah that's the way you wear your pants that [ __ ] to look creepy man he got his [ __ ] up like this he got his balls out he's like hi how you doing it's like come on man that [ __ ] is a little threatening wax all right here's my question a little threatening let me say it is though here's my question how do you how do you know it's it's sexual harassment one how do you know what she said like my goal is isn't to harass like teaching is important but intention doesn't matter once she says what she's saying it made me uncomfortable but like for example let's say she's like this guy was sexually harassing me he like wouldn't stop like he's trying to talk to me he's knocking on my door blah blah and then they go to me and i'm like i'm a jehovah's witness like i just want her to go to heaven like i mean stop pushing your god on me yeah spiritual harassment but but it really happens because listen a dude was trying to tell me that my um thing was open and i'm thinking that he's trying to fight me so i'm over here putting my middle finger up he's trying to speed up and let me know my uh guys think it's open yeah and i'm gonna be like [ __ ] you and i pull to the side of the road like what's up like yo okay the gas tank what if it was your fly what's that gonna do anyway the [Laughter] is that free is that a sample pack but but even more than that if i do hang it out if i do got my fly open and he pointing at my neck no what if you're in the village what if you're in atlanta somewhere you know what i'm saying okay perfect example remember that time we ended up in that gay party guys yeah after the mtv awards yeah what if we were in that gay party that night and whacks had his zipper open that's on you bro that's all again i understand that so if he was pointing at me trying to tell you my zipper is closed and i'm thinking he's trying to do it in my meeting i'm gonna go tell the security this guy is hitting on him what if a gay guy walk up the water go free drinks get [Laughter] the drinks are gonna come from your dick your flies open in the gay party yeah what how much piss i gotta be drinking like i don't get it oh it's not pissed bro yeah it ain't pissed done let me tell you about the birds in the beach whatever man that's exactly how i want you to answer that guy when he walks up to you in the club and ask can he suck that all right whatever man okay let's pay some bills because i got to pee all right me too bro all right let's stop for a second and pay some bills man i gotta salute cushy dreams uh the world today is nuts and just when it seems like things are getting better we're hit with even more reasons to be anxious and uncomfortable and that's why our friends at cushy dreams can help okay cuz she dreams specializes in high quality smokable cbd and cbd has been shown to help with anxiety depression inflammation even pain relief and more and smoking cbd gets it into your system right away so you don't have to wait long for the effects cushy dreams extraordinary cbd rich hemp flour comes in eight eight ounce cans and pre-rolled joints okay you can get an eighth okay a eighth and an eighth ounce can and pre-rolled joints all right it is cannabis that ships discreetly to you and directly to 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know eric alexander uh she was uh pam from the cosby show cosby show and maxine shaw attorney at law on living single and she's just a brilliant brilliant brilliant sister man that i just i love to hear breaking down you know a number of different things so check out the big payback podcast on the black effect i heart radio podcast network um shout out to drake have you heard the songs shows nah a little bit have i heard him a little bit he debuted one two and three on billboard um congrats to him you know i said on this podcast a few months ago when i had wayne oh and nyla on i asked the question i said is is the drake era over and um my reason for saying that is because like we know drake dominates radio we know drake dominates the charts but sometimes radio is not an accurate reflection of what is going on in the streets especially nowadays so i was just asking the question you know what i'm saying is is is this still the drake era cause you know when you watch the grammys you see the babies and the little babies and the meg the stallions and the rottie riches you know i mean it just seems like when it comes to hip-hop i mean it's not that when it seems like those are the people that are running things right now and drake is always gonna be drake but um yeah i just was wondering you know does he have another level and you know for me i really like that three pack you know i thought the lemon pepper freestyle was mean what's that bar i like when he talks about um when he said uh what he said he said he said fame fame is is more disconnected from celebrity what was the line it was it was something about celebrity and fame don't go hand in hand you know but then he was like um most of the time you got to ask people what their what their profession is that's very true right because celebrity nowadays it's like what the [ __ ] is that yeah put the lyrics up for me because i love this ball this is this is a great bar where is it at hit more taylor you ain't heard none of the song shows i probably had it on i think i think we were playing a little bit when we were in columbus but um yeah more taylor there you go now scroll down i see but you not hearing the records is what i'm talking about there was a time you couldn't miss the drake record right i could oh okay yeah i'm not like a huge music head but like i need to listen to it but i admire his his greatness like it's unbelievable what he's done to stay at the top of oh yeah yeah oh no it is this line these days fame is disconnected from excellence half the time i got to ask n words what their profession is ushered in a generation and these are what my confessions live i could do a whole podcast on just that one line these days fame is disconnected from excellence you know what i mean because you got so many people that have so much celebrity you know what i mean or so much notoriety or even infamy and you don't even know the [ __ ] they do yeah gotta ask people what you don't understand what it is that you do so you know drake is gonna always drape i was just asking a simple question and you know the internet takes things and run with it and they said i said drake fell off i never said drake fell off i always said drake is drake and i also never even questioned whether drake can do what he does on the charts i just wondered did drake have another level so this is a freestyle it's another level math and not to me so that's it's another level of lyricism to me this is a perfect example where you should just admit your hypocrisy because on this very podcast well i was saying i mean it's not even a podcast on this very podcast a few months back you were like yeah it's done for drake i think the drake is over yes you did someone go find that [ __ ] someone go find that [ __ ] you said the drake air is over but i just said that no i said i said i asked the question is the drake era over nah nah this is months ago you said it was over you're like it's over for a drink no i didn't yeah no i didn't you did but yo just admit you're a hypocrite questioned it and then you thought about it like i think so i questioned it and then i thought about it based off the fact that we know he dominates radio but radio doesn't reflect what's actually happening in the culture a lot of the times it was when he made that song that came out with like a tick tock dance and nobody started no i hated that but that's when i was really i was just pissed off because but here's the thing and i want y'all to remember this right it's not just with drake it's with any great right we love the reason we don't want tom brady to retire who sees sly is because tootsie slide the reason we don't want tom brady to retire is because we really want to see how great this [ __ ] could be can he do it again exactly so when you see somebody with that kind of potential you like the [ __ ] are you doing making tootsie slide yeah wasn't [Applause] listen i'm liberated in my hypocrisy all i'm saying liberate yourself bruh just liberate yourself just take the plunge bro let me that's what ties you in hypocrisy no because i'm still standing on it because now i'm i'm expecting even more right because i heard this lemon pepper freestyle i'm like all right and i like that what's next record a lot too because he's basically saying hey i've done this and that but we just got to see what's next you know what i mean i don't know what we got we just got to see what's next and i like that just because that's how the universe works right like sometimes you just got to let things flow but i am expecting a classic from drake with certified lover boy i'm putting that kind of pressure on him because he had a decade of dominance right and certified level boy is coming he's at that point in his career where he's playing with house money only thing he has to do is deliver us excellent and by the way drake is a standard himself right so drake the drake that we have right now was enough but i know it's another level i know it's another level what do you mean what makes the class are you comparing it to jay-z like no i'm not comparing well only thing only thing i'm comparing it to is the fact that jay-z definitely did get better with time you know i'm saying even people like lil wayne later in their career they was giving us some of the best stuff the whole young money era started and that [ __ ] that might have been wayne's second or third win in the game actually you know what i mean or even nas would still matter like these people that are you know jay-z gave us the black album like 10 years into his career you know what i mean it's just like these are the people that i'm i'm looking at and i'm comparing drake to because he is one of those would you rather have drake's career or jay-z's career jay-z jay-z oh but i mean listen i'm i'm i'm older you know what i'm saying so that's the generation i grew up in but i would rather have hopes because hove has a very undeniable catalog i mean drake's catalog is undeniable too but it's just like it just feels like hov's catalog still means a little bit more a little bit more meat on the bone you know and i mean like hove is known as the goat he's the greatest of all time drake even said on one of those leak records it's just me and hole you know what i mean which i still disagree with i don't know why y'all be disrespecting kung fu kenny so god damn much like kendrick lamar is not a problem and i cannot wait until kendrick lamar drops his next album so y'all can start the west coast dick licking because that's what y'all gonna do because that's the area that we live in somebody sent me a message the other day because uh bacca i saw baca one of drake's mans he put you know drake doing the one two three and he added me see the god and he put zip it and somebody put stop comparing that shea butt ass rapper kendrick lamar to drake nobody even thinks about kendrick no more damn so a person takes four years to actually really craft some dope [ __ ] which kendrick always does kendrick takes his time right and we know kendrick gonna come out and shift culture he's gonna be on the cover of every magazine he's gonna be on every talk show he chooses to be on he's gonna dominate awards season everybody gonna be on his dick like they always do rightfully so cause we know he's gonna come with some [ __ ] and then everybody's whole conversation is gonna change like oh now yeah kendrick is the guy hendrick is the man yeah he's been he's been demanding recency bias is called what's it called recency bias it happens in fight sports alive like if you get a big knockout then everybody's like oh he's a problem it's gonna happen this guy's gonna win a title blah blah blah and then you get knocked out and everybody's like oh yeah he never had it so we get recently biased with everything 100 and and by the way i might have had recency bias with drake the past couple of years because scorpion came out 2018 had a lot of you know dope records on it you know uh some people was like oh it should have been a double album he had some really good records some records that was just like and then you know he stayed consistent of course because he always does features and stuff but then you give us touch these slides i'm like man i'm not if this is where you're going we can't know bro no no no you two don't put it back give tootsie slide to some kid in toronto that's 12. yo you know what i just realized bro yeah lucy slotted fire bro i never heard it before that might be drake's best song bro that dance question more to electric slide then but shout out to drake congratulations we're waiting for certified level boy i'm expecting a classic all right pressure's on but but it's it's like i said on breakfast club he's the bar so when you put your when you're the when you're the bar and you set your own standard you know hey you put that pressure on yourself can tom brady come in next season and just make the playoffs no what are we expecting tom to do when again honestly i expect nothing of tom brady just because he's so [ __ ] old he's done it already but yeah you're right we we assume he's going to win i was expecting lebron to do in his later years yeah yeah yeah like we're looking at those guys because we want rings you're like yo you got to win a ring bruh that's the standard for you brian there's only one standard for you why are you here brady there's only one standard for you drake there's only one standard for you like sorry your part for being great that's your fault for being great yeah that's your fault for being great i wonder why they don't root for it they don't root down on dreams like how they do like boxing or so they want to root for it or they don't want a room for mayweather what are you talking about you know people give mayweather flak or not flak but they wish that he doesn't win oh that's because his attitude yeah drake's a nice guy so he's easy to root for like yeah even though he's really a demon on the low but he's a nice guy you know what i'm saying he's demon on the low yeah why oh no he's petty what do you mean of course he's petty oh not in his pet he's petty he's pennies i mean i actually appreciate his level of petty like why level i'm that level of petty too i'm just you know just like literally i remember everything with him and meek mill i remember everything i feel like he squashes beefs and like moves on man that's what you think i do too that's what i say but in my mind and actually that's what i enjoy more now than anything really nobody got to know yeah oh i love that i love this charlemagne i love petty charlemagne with disposable income there is nothing better than petty and disposable income because the levels that you can go with the petty are so high so high hey man hey man it's fun it's fun and the fun the best part about it honestly you really don't have to do anything all you got to do is just sit back let people play their stuff mm-hmm yeah and then you just yeah flick them off that's all no no no no don't spend all this energy down just just wait be calm are you telling me i shouldn't just put dude on my um boss's coat no we talked about this with shaq because shaq uh somebody was putting icy hot on shaq's thighs and they got a little too close and they put it on his balls and um what happened i don't know how we got on the discussion but there was this discussion about guys lotion in their balls i'm like who lotions they balls i tried to jerk off with icy hot once that was terrifying wow good job wow i don't know i didn't have any vaseline and at that time in my life i was whacking off with vaseline and uh like like yeah so i started jerking and the [ __ ] was mad cold in the beginning and i was like oh that's weird it's kind of freaky is that the first time you used it first time i used it and then when my dick got fired it got super hot yeah that was a little crazy that was you ever used the icy hat condoms say what there's icy hot condoms no it's not yes why do you say things like that let me tell you something i don't know if you know who you're talking to on this podcast but the three of us have not used condoms in probably over a decade so there's there's no relatability with the decade though right here look fire and knife that's not spicy hot ice totally different but you know what i'm saying it doesn't say no i don't you i see hot is icy taylor you said i see hi though no we don't we know what you said it does the same thing i think it does no way are you serious you know i see how i do yes i see how it burns that's why shaq had to go in the shower and wash it off well it's not gonna burn but it goes cold and fire you've had somebody use that on you yes and what does it feel like it felt just like i just said cold and oh on you it do what about us do it i don't know so it's just for the woman's pleasure it goes on y'all though so i don't know how you don't know you used to i'm not a [ __ ] [ __ ] yo i'm just saying he didn't tell you that he feel it like this is just a new condom he's not gonna tell you that he is the icy hot on the inside or the outside um of the condom because once i took one of those numbing condoms you know the numbing ones like it makes you dick numb so you don't come fast but i put the [ __ ] on backwards you never heard about those oh yeah there's condoms that make you last longer so it numbs your dick but i put the [ __ ] on backwards so i have to flip it without the period is that a condom period yeah nobody got time for this [ __ ] i don't need to that's the whole point of wearing a condom we're in a yeah well i needed to wear condoms on condoms well your boy was out here but now it gets worse so what happened was is uh i put the condom on backwards at first wouldn't roll down so then i had to flip it but now i got all the numbing [ __ ] all over my fingers so then when i touched the girl's [ __ ] her [ __ ] started to numb up so now we're both numb like some [ __ ] ken and barbie dolls are [ __ ] it's stupid at that point let's do some asking idiots man let's do it i got to get the jersey perf you know taylor hey stop asian hate yeah man yeah we gotta stop asian hate bro that's right i'm doing that for myself but i really did that for my man chris moreau you know what i'm saying mm-hmm yo chris what's the deal bro tell us about this asian hate we see people posting on instagram so it must be real and what is what is like how do they qualify it like it's for kobe right they think that uh asians are the ones that bought coverto or some stupid [ __ ] like that they've been had the mask named for covid and uh you know people are generally taking out frustrations and whatever they're feeling on random asians and you know the way they qualified is there's been an uptick in violence so there's i'm gonna tell you something man here's the thing about covert there's really nobody to blame for cover joe you can you can you can blame you know trump for how he responded to it but there's i mean it's an act of god it's a it's biological warfare it's like this [ __ ] happens sometimes i was listening to what the [ __ ] is that is it an act of god or is it biological warfare because those are two very different things i don't know that's what i'm talking about hippocrates you know what i mean but i was i was watching i was listening to something in a audio book and they were talking about some reindeer carcasses that were in the arctic and they were frozen but then when the ice caps started to melt and the caucuses started to rise like this disease spray came from the carcasses i don't remember what what what disease it was measles what is this like what do you do who do you blame for that santa claus it's raining i mean if it looks like it came from a lab and it like got leaked from the lab then that's one thing yeah but if it just happened naturally you can't really blame people for like a disease popping up but you can blame the countries and governments for how it was handled and a lack of disclosure of information and the chinese government is a bunch of pieces of [ __ ] human garbage and uh i don't think that they're really saying stop asian hate hey the american government is a bunch of pieces of human garbage but my point is my point is like we do this thing where we're like i don't know people like feel like you can't be critical of the chinese government in some way that's racist and it's like no it's not racist they're [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] they're like exterminating groups of people out there like chris is that true i don't know i don't know anything about it dude there's nobody that hates the chinese government more than chris's taiwanese family of the chinese government okay no okay i think the the issue is that a lot of asian americans people in asia who have absolutely nothing to do with or connection to the chinese government or even fans of the chinese government are you know i agree in front of this that's just wrong when you should not have i'll tell you something right now if i'm out in the street and i see you knocking an old person down i don't care what color they are we gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you i don't care if it's a black old woman a asian old woman jewish old woman if i see you do what i be seeing y'all do to these old people on instagram we're gonna do you dirty we'll have fun that day that's right i'm gonna see how many push-ups i really did that's right i'll be honest with you i'm gonna call the police bro i'll call you i'm gonna call people i just i can't you know i'm gonna call them too but in the moment we gotta restrain them yeah and in the process of restraining them something happened something happened sorry mr officer we held him here for you you know what i'm saying i don't know what diseases you know why fly is open huh what you say like i don't know what diseases these [ __ ] got some crackhead came up to me yesterday trying to sell me a sweatshirt for five dollars and he was like getting all close and stuff and i was like i don't know and it was just weird i'm like i can't fight you because you probably got aids or something so i don't want to do that so crazy people like someone who's crazy enough to just punch a [ __ ] old person in the street like those [ __ ] weird me out i'd rather get in a bar fight with somebody we do what we got to do it's fine but literal crazy that is next level terrifying it's certain ways that you could sit there and beat him up without getting touched yeah with a baby figure that out yeah we figure it out but i'm telling you right now that [ __ ] pisses me off when i see people [ __ ] with people that are helpless like kids boy that [ __ ] i like yeah all right lady get kicked in the head and on the train come on man man man and how do you stand around and watch that type of [ __ ] happen nah bro no no what did she say for me you say she's an older lady getting her ass kicked but what for what young [ __ ] too i bet there was some young black dude that was actually doing it beat the [ __ ] out of them yeah i don't care the race thing got nothing to do with it like certain [ __ ] there's certain lines and that you just don't cross kids older people nah i don't give a [ __ ] i will you know let's do some asking idiots taylor get out of here give us two good ones please um marcus marquis alley on you guys journey what was the time when you knew you were on the right path before you be like a convo that me um when i get passionate about something when i get really excited about something when i when i can't stop thinking about it when i'm out to eat with my girl i can't stop thinking about it when i'm working out i can't stop thinking about like when my brain is locked in and i start to find well i just call it the address you know i always say that you can't get anywhere unless you know the location you're trying to get to so once i get an address once i lock in that is the moment so that's happened multiple times i guess in my career but once i find an address bro i'm excited there's just a sensation that's there i love yeah i feel them i feel the same way it's just a feeling man and and you you don't realize that until you've had a lot of w's you know what i'm saying you got you're older and you got something to look back on like i'm sure if you're i'm sure like if braun's in the game he knows when the momentum is shifting his way and they about to win you know what i'm saying it's kind of the same thing you just it is you just know i can't i can't describe it it's just you just know man just be happy to be alive be happy to be alive no that that right there is very important that's that's the thing i've really learned it's just like all this [ __ ] all this [ __ ] pretty much moves effortlessly you know i mean like but to andrew's point it's like you get that [ __ ] in your stomach that passion just go towards that [ __ ] what it is podcast do it comedy do it you want to write something do it you know what i'm saying you feel like i need to go to school to be engineered do it whatever whatever the [ __ ] it is you're gonna feel it in your stomach once you go towards it it's gonna be hard it's gonna be difficult but it eventually will pay off whatever it is for chairman ken he wants to know are artists any type of art music required to do more than just use their art for social justice movements to prove they really care or should people just expect artists to use their art and anything outside of that should be you can't you can't tell an artist how to paint yeah that's why he's an artist like when you're an artist you make whatever it is you feel like making like i think throat baby is art you know what i mean just like i think kendrick lamar we're gonna be all right is art oh you never heard throw baby no by brs throw baby i wanna give them to you throw baby i thought was throw baby throat whatever you want to say in jail wax you know what i mean it's all good it don't even matter you know what i'm saying i'm going to jail i got a bad throat baby okay like like throw babies not no song about social justice or you know anything it's just a song about hey i that's a good art though you know what i'm saying like i don't think everything has to have a message so to speak some [ __ ] is just funny you know what means everything i don't think everything has to have a message in it yeah i'm with you on that 100 man like people are going to create the art that they want to create if it's coming from a real place and if it resonates with the rest of society then it will become popular but you can't really tell people what to do with their art especially if they're not asking you to tell them just do whatever you want to do and if it links up with the curiosity of the time then [ __ ] you're gonna have some success i've had some questions based on the hypocrisy all right would love that um i felt like i asked you this but um someone said when was the last time you are belief when something changed what when's the last time you're believing [ __ ] every day again i don't know i mean listen even like me being sitting here talking here having this podcast i'm sure when i if i go back and listen to it it's something i thought coming into it that i may think otherwise you know what i'm saying like when you have conversations with people every day and you're taking in new information your mind gonna change on things i'm headed to a meeting right now i got a certain expectation of of things but my mind may be totally different once i get there you know what i mean like i just you know like my mind changes every every day yeah i just told you all about that just said a few months ago asking is is this still the drake error i wasn't sure yeah now now i'm not all the way 100 percent but you're leaning into it no not really i'm you know i'm i'm solid in my hate you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying i'm like i'm thinking i'm like i'm an indigo sativa hybrid you know what i mean it's solid like a man congratulations but [Laughter] congratulations but he could have cheated anybody thought about that possible hey you know have we tested them for performers enhancing drugs has anybody seen drinking birth certificates huh anybody we don't know just saying all right as always if you listen to this podcast if you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know [ __ ] you're right too it's the brilliant podcast thank you for [Music] listening

Channel: Brilliant Idiots

Views: 220,447

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, brilliant idiots, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, charlamagne, charlemange, breakfast club, interviews, wax, paige, taylor, alexx, alexxmedia

Id: eHsmt1YL6KQ

Length: 91min 56sec (5516 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 19 2021