Batman Dont Eat No Coochie | #HeresTheThing

and five four four three three what up y'all welcome to here's the thing i'm kevin's fan she's that chick angel welcome to another pike that notification button brand new podcast [Music] [Applause] welcome to here's the thing a podcast about ridiculous things before we begin a little church announcements we are currently on a little bit of break from the tour which gives you a chance to hire very little okay we are off until july 16th in san diego there's still a few tickets left after that it's it's one after another san diego virginia beach orlando new york new york philly new brunswick baltimore houston all this and that these shows are selling out so far we sold out two of four in salt lake we sold out three four of six in tacoma four or five in lexington and all five in boston what did the gm say in terms of ticket sales comparison kevin fredericks you know i wasn't gonna bring it up but oh i was tell him i'm just gonna tell her what she's what she told the only black gm in all of comedy by the way told us that this was their first sellout in boston since the the pandemic yes and she said this here she said the club hold 290. 290. people hadn't been selling out at 150 right she was like you sold out at 250. they raised it to 290. yeah and we still sold out still so she see it what josh is getting to she said you saw she didn't say it it was the only thing the owner came by white man white gentleman he came down and said listen i had to come shake your hand because you you sold more tickets than d.l hughley we had just had him like two or three weeks ago i was in the corner of the room like that and listen that's no disrespect to dl he is a legend kings of comedy is one of the reasons why i thought i could do this but i never in my day selling as much as traditionally famous tv movies radio personality people like dl the hugely so let me tell y'all that stage crew that ain't me yeah that stage crew so i appreciate y'all and do not let patreon lie to you i did not fall asleep on live on patreon this is a legend this is a pruder film this is a lie slander propaganda you definitely did i did not let's start remember he was snoring angels the title of this episode wait a minute wait a minute no no no no no no no no i'm over you snoring that's just what you do are you really so neither one of y'all neither one of y'all gonna say nothing about what oh no it's the second thing i want to talk about oh it's the second thing i want to tell which one what are you talking about what are you talking about i'm gonna talk about it right after this yeah we're talking about it trust me it's still in the doctor no we're talking about it what are you talking about uh-huh let me see check the doctor i'm not gonna let that go by that's too good of a story to just let it go no look it ain't in there what what's your i just got anxiety i got it i can't even believe this i don't know what you're talking about patreon forgot about it uh summer pa some of patreon remembered yeah but y'all don't i guess you know ah it ain't technically yet we said oh it's no we don't want to hold it just for patreon because we're going to do it with everybody and to be fair last week was actually episode 53 because i numbered them all so that's what i remembered okay so what angel is talking about this is the one year anniversary oh here's the thing [Applause] it's a celebration [Applause] but um yeah it's our it's our one year we said we weren't going to celebrate on friday you're right angel josh joshie get us some cups get us some cups so we can partake in the pain de la champion we are going to talk about batman batman but we gotta at least this you only you the anniversary happened in the game listen shout out white blessings white blessings white blessings was the first episode where angel sat there she was she had no best i was okay on the couch but there was somebody here older than me and they got in the comments and said oh you think you're a black man over here on that couch y'all better give her equal desk and equal rights so josh on the title put batman don't eat no coochie slash one year anniversary because we gotta keep batman don't eat no coochie yeah i want to shout out angel she has been a god sid she is talented she works hard she's close to on time she is oh that was she is always prepared she's always up on the docket and she's great she's a big sister i've never had she's the best she is the best she cares about us on the road she bought us some ginger honey tea it was god-awful but her heart was in the right place listen it was a recommendation i had never had it before but i mean that thing was we all popping bottles backs [Music] and it has been a blessing to be here blessings oh and here's the thing because you need a cupboard and she is the the transition uh mastermind of this podcast five o'clock mimosas i'm trying to cut down on sugars you know i'm trying to just drink water so this is perfect champagne for the pain we for the low that's a rap alert from james z there you go god bless you yeah i don't need any orange juice rebecca but here i'm good two becks oh and now everybody want to be healthy with y'all drinking it ten o'clock it's 8 48. it's 8 o'clock right 8 48. so that's even better i'm just telling you no wait well you know that's the funniest thing so happy anniversary one year cheers to multiple years to this getting picked up on a show wow spotify please late night show some sort of deal where angel and i and josh you can just be rich get just get filthy rich wear a mark and ride a motorcycle to seventh grade two more years more life friends love joy and laughter for youtube ads this is apple juice no you can we don't get no uh we don't get no we are adults that's world clock it's five o'clock london it's 4 49 in london it ain't there yet thank you and thank you stage crew for being so genuinely nice to me for the past year poor tf up man this is great all right in amman jordan it's 6 49. come on jordan shout outs to lemon jordan baby turn up some big jordan all right now we're all right now let's talk about why batman don't eat no coochie okay so i was trolling uh twitter yesterday strolling twitter why were you trolling strolling twitter and i saw the hot the headline batman can save downtown gotham but can't go down on catwoman dc says and i said hold on wait what happened yo what is happening i i missed i missed something uh so let me just read you this little snippet of the article and this story is in harley quinn okay so in this uh batman is a character in harley quinn's story it's not a batman story harley queen is also unique among the current crop of comic content in that its main character and all her closest allies are villains rather than heroes in the dc canon that allows the show to do different things with the characters that heroes simply cannot do at least according to dc it's incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you have so much more leeway says halpern the writer a perfect example of that and then this is in the third season of harley we had a moment where batman was going down on catwoman and dc was like you can't do that you absolutely cannot do that they're like heroes don't do that so he said are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers they're like no it's that we sell consumer toys for heroes it's hard to sell a toy if batman is also going down on someone parent these parentheses in fairness to dc both halperin and schumacher went on to say that the company has been remarkably supportive of their series and has allowed them to push the envelope numerous times still remains to be seen if batman and catwoman will be shown engaging in some bedroom antics in season three or if it will simply be implied via cunning linguistics very funny cunning linguistics which is leaky licky taco sticky okay taco sticky because you know no no no we know kevin you just if you look at it you know i know josh is a virgin who's never been tasted josh josh you ain't you've been up in some coochie john what you been doing in there if you don't do you think that uh facial hair just grew it on its own josh i thought she was an virgin i'm so the funny thing about me and i want to get your thoughts right after this please i said man hold on how was this even on the table yeah right like i didn't know batman was even having sex in no part of the dc universe apparently i have not looked at comics in a long while but what were your initial thoughts because your homegirl told you to dock it on the way to the show today like how oh is this these are conversations happening in the animation room okay okay what about over the clothes what about you know some over the clothes stuff can he do that but the article makes a good point later on it's like they say oh because we sell action toys but like um what's the face harley quinn is extremely graphically gory and that just tells you how our country views things where um violence is seen as child's play yes and sex is seen as such a steal very much so like a a societal faux pas to what uh in my household i'm very my boys are already kind of rough and tumble but we are i am very like strict when it comes to like violence that they can watch like they literally cannot play video games that are like the the twins can't play anything that's for 13 year olds they have to wait until they can't play their fortnight no i think my i think little marcus has only gotten to play at one time was he allowed to i told him he could but he's not he was like i'm i'm not even if there's a lot going on besides the shooting you got to build stuff that's right i'm like i can't do it so when he first actually architecture like i don't feel like doing it for architecture so when it was hot when it first hit the scene it was hot i think he was like nine years old or something or eight i can't remember and a lot of his friends were and i was like that ain't got your age on there i was like cussing on those headsets now listen he can hear me cuz but he don't need to hear nobody else cussing okay but yeah no it's crazy how we are very protective over sex in our society but you can chop somebody's head off in a second and people don't get no head no exactly you can chop the hair can't get it what is that called alley-oop that you have that and you just said i mean batman already got the bottom part of the mask oh that's true spider-man it ain't dead boys if that's the only thing absolutely hello danger this is dj khaled's responsibility oh my god that's what they say dj khaled is responsible listen let me tell you what this is my personal opinion i'm not no woman i ain't got no taco but i feel anybody who's who's man superhero or regular who's just like adamantly i don't do that i don't go down on no cat she's probably not very much satisfied she's never been satisfied disappointed she's probably engaged in other things i mean her name is catwoman it's wow you gotta engage the cat what what sort of clitoral foreplay is batman focused on no telling me his wings are just doing that he can't put the wings up and fluttering around maybe a batarang just yeah i mean his the bad nose is like in the perfect position for clitoral stimulation it is he could he didn't even got to work too hard he ain't even going to get it with the two for one and you know it's hard you know that's what i'm doing i envisioned the whole thing i got it when he got the new suit he wanted more mobility absolutely so now batman goes like this his nose moves now right boom that's a shame though but it's funny that that had to be a conversation of like no no no no our heroes they don't have oral sex they better they need to you need to teach the children what i'm saying future generations if batman can eat the cat so can you son well he's a billionaire so he don't really have to no yeah that's also setting a negative presidency angel we gotta break that stigma i'm just saying i'm just saying listen ain't no son of mine ain't nobody eating no cat you understand me you a son of mine you better eat that cat like your father taught you that's terrible nah man you better listen if your wife ain't satisfied she ain't going to hear what you did with that son i told my boy that cat you know you think she's my boy that cat he's gonna she's gonna come to your house and complain you should be better now is he not eating all right hey i didn't told him hey get in here get in here and eat that cat like your father showed you no yes it's not like your father showed you no i ain't gonna show you physically but i'm telling you man somebody got to teach these young boys that cat got to be paid attention to ring that doorbell on top hello ring is soft and you go around the sides and you you grab it you guys i'm saying you just going you bust up in the house without ringing the doorbell some people might not i mean there are women who don't like oral well that's fine but that's that different because that's her saying that ain't my thing i'm saying batman's saying i'm not gonna do that no matter what i don't appreciate it i'm confused on how that's different because if she says i don't like that then that's your sexual history y'all got to work that in there i'm saying you should be open to it oh so but there are women who say they don't like it without trying it they see it and they're like i don't want that and that's fine but she got all i'm saying is batman better be open to it i don't get the difference here's the difference please explain if you say hey we're going to eat food and i say i ain't no indian food no matter what and you like indian food then i'm being a jerk right okay if you say hey we're going to eat some food you're like i don't eat any food oh okay well let's order chinese because now if the choice is yours i didn't decide for you in this situation batman decided whether you like it or not i'm not doing it there's no room for compromise no room for compromise my man has that that wall up yeah that's the back cave wall they gotta talk about it batman and catwoman they gotta sit down before sex that's what wrongly sugar today because we don't know is she out here if we don't know if catwoman's out here they wanted that woman to be she wanted she want to be the catwoman and wonder that woman cat it no but i'm saying but do we know if she's over here slob on my knob like corn on the cob because he's got a lot of suits to take off we might need to like see her recent played music to kind of get a better vibe of where she's at around the time she hangs out with batman because she might not be on to that she might not be on in like in into that type of thing so they might be on level playing ground you know what i'm saying he might be like listen i tried it and that's why i can't grow a beard that might be why because batman he ain't got no got no beer with me he 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dressed like a fifty shades of grey she got the tight leather pleather on she got the whip okay so that's even more reason why i can understand why he wouldn't want to do it that thing ain't breathing that thing that thing ain't breathing it's been murdered yes it's been burning it's sopped up and then no it's not the type of soft duck that is a breeding ground for yeast and angel that's that's baked chicken with the foil on top you know that dang tinder angel no she is in a non-breathable pleather that's a poor ph down there that you don't know that that is nice he's like you've been running around all day it's spicy today that is you're gonna cough you're gonna cough down there that thing got a little bit wait that thing got a little bit yeah that's exactly you can fight crime crime fighting big crowd today what comedy crimes you commit today you went down to the village listen when was you walking you walked out you oh you was on the subway it's like a somalia i taste a hint of halal guys and at 45th street it's gonna be like this thing been fermenting what you've been do you stopped my jamba juice today white white gummy okay razzmatazz it was right raspberry that's what it was i i could take that yeah i didn't know i didn't realize now i know graphic novels are graphic invincible have you been you seen that no oh you gotta watch invincible on amazon prime it's a graphic novel animation they not sex wise but violence-wise i like the boys i loved it okay it's an animated version of the boys okay but equally as good maybe even better i like that marcus check that out but like watchmen those graphic novels you i knew about that they're graphic and i know batman started off as like a darker uh comic i didn't know they was having sex i didn't know this was even an option to be like discussed the fact that dc was like nah he can't hate him well what can they do i want to read it now what can they do if that was like the thought that they could get that by yeah like can batman have sex he just can't have oral oh yeah that's what they're saying heroes don't go down which is just terrible it's just terrible so anyway heroes served it's very petty hero sir and serve yes yeah i i i it does seem a little bit like just start a petition we should change.org you got to treat these milk children right it's patty for dc to not allow batman to eat that cooch but petty knows no bounds i want to i want angel to tell the story thank you how she angel's been just a blessing to the tour she's been great on stage she's very caring nurturing she's fun and she has joined the petty wars josh come and come and listen to why angel is petty queen listen i want you to put your headphones on and live it again because angel reigns supreme please tell them angel what you did this weekend you know i traveled uh with the the men of the slightly problematic take two tour to boston i am the only woman uh on traveling with the tour and um you know i'm not privy to some things and one of the things i wasn't privy to is that everybody has to have this special card or you're not special uh medallion status that is it's all about this delta staff then the card what card gives you this status it's all about gives you the status because the thing is i would have had all the privileges just with the cards sky priority angel is not sky priority she is regular whatever they were like so when it's time to check bags josh is like oh i removed myself from angel's reservation i did not say from angel's resurrection because angel and me being on the same reservation didn't allow me to have my privileges it's just like you know why people they don't want to remove their privileges so they distance themselves from black people oh my god so he had removed i mean we're not doing this i'm not doing this listen i'm just saying it was it was very much so i was like you removed yourself he was like yes and greg was like he was like because i wanted to be upgraded to first of all i wanted to change the channel upgrade it's all about the chance sometimes you have to put yourself in a position oh yeah preach josh and sometimes you got to throw people off of the ship so you can't and that's what he did professionally so for clarity what what happened is clarified no no no no i mean i can't come on cam help me out no kevin josh called delta and said hey can we do something about this why am i not on the upgrade list oh because this woman in your thing this black woman on your ticket on your reservation doesn't have because the black woman angel akita i'm pretty sure lakita we we know who she is she doesn't have status so you can't be on the upgrade list so josh was like can we do something about that it's my birthday come on so he gets himself removed and put as number one on the wait list it was it was a red-eye you know it was a long day we were shooting we were shooting a couple he needed his rest you know i hadn't been shot with paintballs the day before but anyway that day not the day before same day was shot up okay so um i was like oh okay so josh gets his first class upgrade he's sitting on the plane snuggled up in his big seat that was nestled and nestled and so it's me and goosby greg we and uh we in comfort plus so on the way back i'm already like okay so this is this is the games we play we just remove yourself you know this is my first time traveling with y'all so you just going and they just on me you need to get the card you need to get the card that's something they say we need to get a card that's how they treat me get their card right so then when i go to check in for us to come back to los angeles i notice i'm on a reservation all by myself just in the cold shivering like a puppy don't tell me greg didn't remove himself this time he was just witching down the ball meg removed himself to give himself a chance i said oh so these men don't care about me protect black women that doesn't happen in boston oh my god so it was so crazy how they treated you it was so i said well hold on andrew was was kevin even on the list to begin with oh well we already know what kevin's gonna do oh that's true he's the diva on tour oh yeah he says what he's gonna do before he does it so i don't even i don't even expect listen listen somehow i just i expect so much more out of josh i did too i was you shouldn't disappointed i would do it again that's and he made sure he said did he tell you that he said angel 11 out of 10 times i would do this to you quickly and i said i have the shot for a five and a half hour flight to not be like i said oh you would do it 11 out of 10 times so i called delta and i said okay first of all give me this stupid card that these men keep talking about and they were like let's just make sure oh well welcome to the the delta american express reserve card i was like yeah whatever whatever i already know okay i got this credit i got to go i just like to pay for cash and what stuff and i said so can i be put on this upgrade list okay and when she got me on hold and she was just like ah you would have to wait until you got to the airport and i said but that would mean i more than likely would not get upgraded she was like no i said how many first class seats you got left she was like we really don't have many there weren't i was i always watch it it's like a game for me i'm just like am i gonna win so i said how much it cost how much it cost to get upgraded she was like it's 495 dollars and i said do me a favor go ahead and charge that put my name on that seat on your brand new card oh yeah okay oh so you got the double miles i said are we gonna play these games they're playing they're playing checkers i'm going to play trucks so i haven't even afford to play chess you don't mess with the big dog now josh that's threesome in the er sitting across from you i said okay so i don't tell nobody i tell marcus what i'm doing marcus was like absolutely baby don't you say nothing just let them watch you walk past them as they have to wait till they got aboard i said yes sir so we get we go i know i can check in my bags now priority because i'm sky priority but i'm not going to do that i'll let them check my bags i'm just going to wait on you but who said let me check your bag angel so you don't have to wait uh you and greg i said angel give it to us all right you see how josh didn't help you at three because we had the best i said angel let me take your back put that on you josh i said let me take your bag angel so you just go ahead and you go cause angel's clear and pre-check i said andrew you go give it to be careful she gave it the big cab i did and i said i'm gonna go on the other side of the tsa and wait for y'all now i also could have went up in the sky lounge already have that privilege but i said um they ain't gonna know that i'ma just sit here and wait no but who let you in the sky lounge on that um the worst skyline boston logan you guys got to figure it out nasty so me kev and josh go down to the regular area to get food and josh was like i said to josh i said hey hey josh did they did they move you up to first class he said nah they didn't have no more seats i forgot about this conversation but i remember that yeah i would like to show you breadcrumbs for the for the petty for the teddy mcguinness i was like um and then josh said i wouldn't put it past angel if she didn't just buy up all the first ones oh yeah he said you were right there yeah i was looking at the i was looking at the phone i feel like angel's so petty that even if kev didn't get a first class seat she would buy them all out and then still sit with us that's what he said that's what he said no i definitely would still sit in first class though i was like he's close so we sit down at the gate we got two minutes they say uh pre-boarding come on if you take you a long time to get down to the plane go ahead they said first class kev you know him mr divas excuse me yes let me just grab this see you guys later and i was like huh let me just pick up my stuff and get prepared i'm now in front of kev right and i can hear kev's brain make the realization that i haven't slowed down i'm going to the lady to show my ticket kev said angel angel that's what i would do no you didn't age y'all pulled it up in my wallet and i was like boom boom boom boom boom i was like oh yeah no what you're not going to do is have me out here shivering in the cold children she was shivering josh she pushed her down pushed us all down years ago okay and you never helped us back uh y'all could have just given me one flight to understand everything but y'all just tossed me so quick i was like i've never toured i didn't know i had to have a card i thought i just had to have my jokes i told you get the reserve card and like everybody else i still owe you that 500. i'll cover the the annual fee because i want all my people in the sky lounge right i'm turning greg is in the process of turning bougie on this tour one upgrade what because greg was like oh sit me in the bathroom i sit in the middle underneath the plane but the problem is you go to sky club after sky club you get upgraded first class every once in a while then you start getting used to it i knew angel was petty as soon as she stood up i said you oh yeah oh yeah once i saw there was one open seat with the zero you saw i said angel yes it was worth it you bought that ticket i did angel said we was going to lunch and angel said listen she said this how petty i am she said i will destroy your life i'll destroy mine just to destroy yours i'll go work a regular job just to make sure you don't have to get the life you wanted angel walked down that jet way she was seven feet tall oh the stewardess as soon as we got on the plane he said y'all got to hear this story let me tell you what she just did it felt good it did and i'm not that type of person normally but i did i felt slighted it was 11 out of 10. once he said 11 out of 10. i mean he just was digging that great pizza 10 toes down on it 13 hours listen he's like i don't take it back 100 million listen angel walked down that jet weight and she was alone there was no other passengers in there i said this girl then her ego filled the jet that way on both people were like let me get a red carpet on the jets i've never seen it in my mind she walked down with such power i was like that's almost an exercise oh yeah she was walking because she has noon yeah i have no nume is about getting your life back on track you know we're on tour we're working out but we're falling off you know and sometimes all you can do is walk the jet bridge you can't always get access to a treadmill you can always lift weights sometimes all you can do is walk in front of the people who are just comfort plus oh come on angel comfort plus and when it comes to losing weight there's a lot of pressure out here to label foods good or bad but that just creates unnecessary 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elevated okay yeah elevated my sense and uh what i love about scentbird is that it allows you to have great taste and mix up your fragrance routine without breaking the bank because the type of scents i like now are actually quite costly yeah one of my favorites is uh i have a tom ford that i love to wear okay there's a burberry that i love to wear but these are things that i'm like spending three four five hundred dollars on a fragrance every time i run out it's just it's just you know i can't be buying you know first class playing tickets and spinning it up and you know you got to be petty and i got to be petty that's what's going to take that's going to take first every time every time so what's great about scentbird is that they send you these smell good fragrances month after month simper is a fragrant subscription service that gives you the opportunity to shop from over 600 brands it is a flexible subscription so you can skip any month without penalties and choose the perfume you 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simburg you get a decent amount of high-end fragrance for just sixteen dollars and then if you decide that you like if you like it you can just decide to get a full-size bottle and with our code it'll only be eleven dollars for your first month with an exclusive offer just for our listeners you can get 30 off your first month today that's only 11 for your first fragrance go to simberg.com and use our code sk for 30 off your first month again that is s c e n t bird dot com for you to try your first perfume or cologne for just eleven dollars sign on and smell amazing oh yeah it is really good i do like it a lot um i just want angel to know for the record books it was a great day also i tip my hat to angel she did josh got on the plane and told everybody in first class well he didn't belong he did he took the mask off and made a proclamation he did not belong in there with us at that moment at that moment he was like guys i looked around i was like everybody in first class may have your attention [Laughter] angel i'm impressed thank you sir that was impressive because you can't compete with that tax bracket no josh could have did it you'd be buying a sense of shoes too but you are also a smart spender so you're like oh my god and we're having this conversation so yeah i mean i've definitely thought about paying for stuff like that but at the end of the day i would rather that money go towards equipment or computers no that makes it if it's the equipment yeah we're still here if it i'm the reason why it was the the heavens aligned because it was a straight through flight from boston to l.a i would not have spent 400 some dollars for like houston tell us i need us to be on one coast and fly to the other hand big sleep i was asleep somehow my mask had come down off of my nose while i was asleep maybe because i was snoring and my mouth was wide open the flight attendant i sleep dreaming and all i feel is like she dug her hand into my shoulder i'm like you know you wake up like you were drowning she was like your mask and i was like oh and then i was awake you were awake and i looked over at angel and shoes you never get sleep on planes and i purposely stayed up late just so i could sleep for as long as possible so i was just sitting up with burnt eyes oh no why would my mask do that why would my mask betray me i couldn't i didn't get as good of a sleep as i wanted to no it's i need to be able to contort myself just a little bit more and i need them to have real food in first class for it to be worth it i couldn't drink enough champagne for it to be worth it the bistro box ain't one hot it don't hit at all actually as of today they should be having all the foods back they should i doubt it though it ain't gonna happen it was a good time it was a good time pulling that prank it was it felt really good i felt like i solidified myself in the tour i needed that oh and i and i told her that was elite level of pranks nobody else would ever do that it was fantastic it was but truly the the thought started going in my head once i saw that josh did not care he didn't care about you when i saw that that was real when he was like older saw that i didn't care about you i just didn't care about the opportunity of not being able to upgrade i know i i know what i'm saying i knew what happened and i said aha i said so i started it started calculating then and then greg really sealed it when i went to check in and his name went on there i was like oh okay i commend you angel somebody patreon asked wouldn't baltimore tickets go on sale baltimore and dc those clubs are waiting i believe 90 or 60 days uh because they're deciding their counties are deciding about opening limits and they don't want to open at a capacity that's going to change so they both have said they're waiting until basically 90 days that's interesting and patreon of course you guys will get the ticket access link early as soon as i get it before i put it on the website okay amen in other news a wife was arrested speaking of women being petty in this case more than petty this is evil a wife was arrested for allegedly agreeing to have her husband killed on an installment plan of one hundred dollars per week for 40 weeks she put his death on layaway she after pay yeah after lana payne after pay she said kill him now and i'm gonna give you a hundred dollars a week for 40 weeks which is four thousand is it only four yeah i can't i was doing it in my head i was like i need to make that be 40. just take all the zeros from the 100. that's what i was just double checking that actually wasn't me being bad math i just told myself surely his his life was more than four thousand dollars oh no apparently not that's why she wanted to die she was like he ain't even worth real money maybe she's working out of bad credit maybe she's trying to get her credit score back up there's a way to do it what do you do if you miss a payment the person's already dead are you going to bring them back to life there's got to be some kind of collateral there's got to be some collateral or maybe i know it's a bad business plan if not like because is it automatically deducted or she making the payments freely like i need an auto deduction plan do hitmen have payment i mean obviously have payment plans because she set it up well i don't think she went to a professional hitman i think she went to somebody who was like i could use four thousand dollars you know what though this could be a progressive hit man because this might open up the market a lot more for future endeavors for people that don't have the four up front you got to do cash app yeah yeah that's smart josh the fact is i feel like four grand ain't even gonna feel like four grand if you're getting it a hundred at a time well that but you know what that's good though cause a lot of people don't have good money-saving strategies so maybe she knew you'll waste all of this if i give it to you now on coke right and not the dream yeah maybe they're working out of a halfway situation i don't know the predicaments yeah so it's almost like you know i'm i'm giving you an allowance right right allowance what would you be more upset about angel the fact that your life was four thousand dollars or the fact that your spouse agreed to have you killed on an installment plan huh i think that it was only worth four thousand dollars like marcus isn't terrible with money but he isn't the best so i'd be like well at least you're being wise about this and you're not blowing it all at once i'm happy that he was yeah well because i'm assuming my kids are still alive so don't spend all their money killing me that's just dumb i feel like i would respect the payment plan because i i wouldn't know she isn't cheating because she's not scared of commitment ah actually okay you know mm-hmm well she could bore she could go back on that commitment maybe she's like just a skeeza yo i brought that back you brought back an old word i've heard skeezer since at least 1993. fall 1993. let's bring it back excuse me maybe she was like i'll give you 100 she only made three payments and then you know got out of town now let me tell you that's i'mma find you you owe me four you owe me 300 i mean 700 and you only paid me three oh definitely actually that wouldn't help because if i kill you i'm not getting it's all the same if you tell the police on her you're still not getting paid right so it might she might as well die too i'mma get something now you're losing you're out of 8 000. but she but who won't put out a hit on her i can't trust nobody in this circle no mo if you can't afford to hit full price you should probably not be having people killed you should do it yourself for free there might be a life insurance policy that you might be able to cash in on but even she was over yeah i think can you collect life insurance on a murder no yes as long as you weren't the person who murdered them really yeah so she probably wouldn't have got it there but if i'm murdered melissa can be like cash me in yeah it's not her fault as long as she didn't kill me yeah unless she did it like on a she got caught doing like on a layaway plan yeah absolutely it has to be a homicide and not a suicide you cannot cash it if i thought you can do civil side no i don't think so after a certain amount of time i used to sell life insurance oh so after there's a there's a i think there's a like you can't get life insurance kill yourself to cash out but i think and i'm not sure it's all policies so don't quote me on that but um we can ask policy genius is that our ad no that would be like i was like i mean that would have been two minutes before we were able to that would have been pristine angel even for you no that would have been the lord putting that together listen by the way y'all be in this comments like i can see it coming it ain't that hard it's not if you know it you you honestly know it's coming you know every 15 minutes it should be coming so it ain't like y'all oh you you have the benefit of knowing that it's coming it's not a surprise that we do ads every episode and you know after about 10 to 15 20 minutes of comments you know it's on his way you know it's on its way yeah gotta he's seeing it coming a mile away you were betting you should be got 15 minutes angel's gonna do something yes i mean baby i gotta i saw it coming and i'd be sitting right next to her seeing the acting and being like i'd be that much in the moment than anything it's more of a creativity thing yeah it's not design but the whole thing is not designed for you to never see it coming it's so we don't have to say another word from our sponsors right and our sponsors love it they're like oh man you guys have one of the lowest rates of click away on your ads because of the transition it's part of the conversation now just appreciate it and hush cause you know what it'd be it stresses me out trying to figure out a way to put these things into the uh comments that's why i'd be loving do it on uh is this gonna cause an argument i'd really be like in the next ad over here i gotta come up with convoluted conversations i'd be like oh so you you your son is going to get married one day oh what are you going to give them house stocks and bonds of cars if you get them stocked you should probably have them do public because i saw it listen public is an amazing way to do the stock market with public trading and it's so accessible because sometimes when people want to get into stocks it feels like they're gatekeepers and that you gotta know way more than the average person to be able to feel comfortable doing uh stocks and doing trading well public.com their mission is to make trading and investing inclusive educational yeah you know it's heavy you know what i'm saying because you want to be done right when you're putting your money into something and you're trying to be i guess you want to diversify where you put your money at sometimes it feels like only those people who came from wealth are able to play at this table yeah the public is like no no no no no no no this is for everybody okay and it's an investing social network where you can buy stocks for any amount of money and share ideas with a community of investors so this is what we want to let you know about it because you know this is now i feel like especially in the amongst the black community we're getting really really savvy about where we put our money how we use our money because we are trying to build a wealth for our culture yeah okay so something like stocks you might not because you don't you weren't a trust fund baby you might not have a bunch of money to put into like a stock that you really want but you can still on public take whatever amount of money you got yeah and invest in something that you like so the reason why i like this platform more than other platforms is that they're they're trying to create a community you know we've heard about other companies i'm not going to say their names where you don't know if they're well it didn't look like that their priority were the the users and the investors they didn't live for the people they didn't love the people they didn't love the people okay well public it says it in its name they are about the public they are about educating those people who are investing on their platform they're about you being able to have a open communication with the other um people on the platform so that you can feel like you are a part so that you can gain an education from them and you can also follow people on the the platform because it's kind of like a social media platform you can see what other people are investing in and seeing like what other opportunities there are out there for you to grow your money um and that's one of the features that i love the most about it so with fractional investing you can buy slices of stocks at any amount versus the full shares because a lot of times you get a lot of these good stocks that you cannot afford what's the full share four or five hundred a share and there is that one first class ticket on a delta flight and listen everybody got it and it's a hard one to try to give up so you can get started with as little as one dollar and when you invest with public.com you are never vesting alone they make it easy to collaborate and build your confidence as an investor and connect with other users friends and other members and notable investors to learn new things together and see how they are investing so go to public.com crew crew to follow us on public.com and see what we're investing in you can start investing today with as little as one dollar one dollar yes that's crazy you'll even get a free slice of stock when you join just go to public.com crew to download the public app dot excuse me to download the public.com app and this is the mandatory disclaimer i want to tell you all it's valid for u.s residents 18 or over subject to account approval see public dot com slash disclosures disclosures not investment advice oh there you go speaking of trash women oh christine not even not even her yet but we can go there if you want to who are we going to uh let's just go there we'll save the other one for the best oh wait a minute i'm sorry no no it's fine it's fine i thought i memorized the order jesus who did i miss who did i miss no really oh there's we'll talk about in the bonus shoot i don't see her so uh it's okay it's okay oh she's about she's underneath yeah she's right there it was the next one down oh you jumped that's okay i jumped hey chrissy was way down oh not in mine oh okay hey hey she was the first one in mind uh chrissy teigen apologized for her i feel like we covered this a while ago i don't think i don't remember if it was on the bonus or the other one but essentially long story short she apologized for uh courtney stodden uh was married to some actor from green mile and kirsty teigen was self she she agreed to this was pretty awful to this person uh telling uh them their pronouns are they in them now yeah telling them to kill themselves in october of 2011 my friday fantasy you dirt nap baby uh december 21st uh go to sleep forever uh things of that nature there's a text chain between chrissy and courtney as well where courtney is reaching out trying to get chrissy to talk to her because she's like some of the things um they're like some of the things you've said about me has been really hurtful and they're not truthful no no that's a different person you talking about the thing on pop crave yeah that's not her no so this is the new thing i found out today there is a fashion stylist by the name of michael costello oh i know who he is yeah apparently he had male he had a lot of good clothes for um plus-sized black women uh yes he was on project runway so apparently his disgruntled employee made a fake tweet or photoshopped him saying the n-word uh and it was going viral and chrissy commented on it and he was like yo this is i didn't say this this is disgruntled employee it's photoshop um and her retweet made it a bigger thing so he dm'd her he was like hey can i call you she was like no i don't have anything to say to you you will get what's coming to you and he said hey i never called anyone the n-word those fake images were photoshopped from it former discord unemployed she said good luck with that lamou hope the story keeps keeps your already dead career going and he's like please call me i'm suffering from this more than you can imagine so many people are attacking me over this it's a fake story but your comment is adding more fuel to the fire she said good racist people like you deserve to suffer and die you might as well be dead your career is over just watch um so he's speaking out saying this was very hurtful to me cost my career i've had i've been depressed i've had suicidal thoughts she also had a a collection of tweets that are just i mean tough a lot of pedophilia type just i said now girl listen where she's putting herself in the position of pedophile she's yeah i don't even want to read these if you want to see them you gotta i don't want to even say the things that she said these are all screenshots so uh she apologized today and you can go to her instagram to read it it's very much a lot and it seems like a sincere enough apology the problem is well i guess the question is how do you deal with you personally right because this is another topic of cancer culture and and accountability to you right how do you deal with quote unquote cancer culture there's not really another word from it but is in your mind just you angel and then you know you joshie and the people watching or listening i'm curious in your mind if there's a person you celebrate or support and they do something ridiculous is there a path forward for you to forgive them and continue to support them under any circumstances i believe in grace but i also believe in people showing me who they are okay so as you know i told you several times just be the person you've shown me to be i um so i allow for people to make mistakes just like i hope people allow me to make mistakes yeah but it's a little different when i think someone is showing me their character okay so a person's character does matter to me like and if it's repetitive behavior that's not a mistake that is just that person's character but to be honest outside of maybe like beyonce there is nobody i go hard in the paint for that i don't know personally for real you know what i'm saying the people that i want to invest my support in like i feel like a lot of people uh yeah other than beyonce that's probably one of the only like famous person that i feel like i have they have gotten my money for real you know what i'm saying and outside of that i'd rather pour my money into people that are either in my circle or the circle right outside of my circle that way um there's less of a chance i guess that i'll be disappointed in something that they do because i know them on a personal level and then i can so then i'll know is was this a mistake or was this a character flaw that i was just missing so let me ask you this no no please please please please go ahead is there room so in her apology she basically said cause he most of these tweets are 10 years old at least 10 years old um in your world is there room for people to say i was because in her apology she was like i was young i was dumb i was doing what i thought was funny i was insecure i've been to therapy as a result and saw what i thought that version of me was trying to be i think she was like 24 or 26 at the time um and i've i've learned from those mistakes and i would never do that again in your mind do you allow for people to say i was young and stupid then or didn't know any better and now i i know better is there room for i guess growth in your mind oh absolutely but there's also room for me not to support you in any way outside of that yeah like i think everybody has the i can't take someone's uh permission to apologize or to grow away i can't i can't be like nope you don't get that you gotta be wherever the heck you were whenever you said it right no you could have grown but i also can still and be like good for you however i am now blocking you i'm not about to go out of my way to be like you need to die you need to do all these currently yes you need to die your career is over good for you for growing i'd no longer want to see your words i no longer want to follow you i'm not going to do that but i i i think that might be how i feel like i differ from cancer culture it's not that i'm trying to take away somebody's career it's just i might decide so we just had a unexpected blackout and uh we're just gonna close out the episode but long story short i'm not a part of cancer culture i might not support you but i don't want you to cancel your life if you really are having growth or change i just might not want to be on that train with you absolutely i feel like as a supporter of people so the chrissy teigen thing is interesting because i can't cancel her right i never i didn't buy her stuff i didn't support her not support her she's just a person out there living in the world she was uh on a show i watched lip lips lip sync something lip battle something like lip sync battle missing battle i didn't watch it for her but i wouldn't i don't know that i would turn it off because she's on there uh-huh uh to me an artist i i actually personally canceled was r kelly i removed the music from my phone that i had of his i don't listen to his music anymore i don't want to support him what he stands for i cannot give you a dime i can't even stream your music it's gone so to me you can only cancel somebody i said this before you can only cancel somebody that you supported um now companies can cancel you right so her sponsors her advertisers people who carry her cookware flatware recipe books you can really be canceled by industries and again i don't i don't i'm not saying i wish that on her but even the thing about the internet is even if it's 10 years old you can still be held accountable for how you were because advertisers work by basically the people who they are spon who are talking about their stuff they have to be people that people want to listen to yeah so if they feel like those companies feel like you don't people don't want to listen to you anymore then they're not going to work with you so and that's the part of cancer culture i'm cool with the part of kansas culture i'm not cool with is then the berating as if it's not enough that you're losing your livelihood i want to tear down your soul that's the part that i'm just i don't care to be a part of now listen to this and i want you guys to watch this uh i want to talk about it later chris uh chrissette michelle or yeah she was on the terrell show and she talked about the donald trump thing it's about 15 20 minutes long i encourage encourage you to watch it all it's really good really good but uh here's a little snippet of what she said um she wasn't supposed to be a very blessing creative endeavor yeah to design your life from the rug you put in your your living room to what you put in your smoothies to what you put in your closet to the where you want the part in your hair to uh being meticulous about the music and waiting until you can have the violins i'm designing my life every word that i say i am i am i am crafting in the expertise of my experience and the wisdom of what i've been through i'm designing my life yeah i went through a lot but now i get to create and be a blessing i wasn't supposed to be a blessing i wasn't supposed to be a blessing i was supposed to die i was supposed to give up i wasn't supposed to learn anything i wasn't supposed to get dressed again i wasn't supposed to do my hair again i was supposed to put no lip gloss and i'm putting on lip gloss i'm meticulous about it i choose each color meticulously that's what my life is now i am an artist um for real for real yes yeah so check that out because she talks about her trump thing her regrets what she learned what people try to do and she is i feel like she's gonna rise from the ashes like a phoenix and she's another person i didn't cancel i didn't i didn't like buy a whole bunch of chrissette michelle music i didn't have a concert ticket that i then canceled i didn't even pile on the thing uh and she had a really interesting thing she talked about travis green he also performed at the trump inauguration and she asked terrell which terrell quick shout out single me out josh get get y'all i mean get calves zoom in terrell grice you are doing god's work you hear me you are creating you are creating an elaine that only you can that interview that she did with you it was the best place for it to be i love what you're doing with coco with all your series there's there's more people we need like you these trailblazers they're happening now listen they're gonna tell stories about people like tyrell like this is what he did before people recognized it they're gonna be like look how he changed the thing issa tyrell them people like that i love you and i love what you're doing on stage nah man he's got a big head but anyway uh check that out really terrell's doing a great work all right uh we kind of got abrupt enemy because the power kind of messed up our whole vibe uh but anyway happy anniversary to you angel to one year joshua uh to ava and baby yoda we'll see you guys next week [Music] is [Music] in that chick angel

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