Baer Plays XCOM 2: War of the Chosen (Ep. 1)

hopefully that's good I didn't think there would be so many things I could change I don't know for how long you're seeing this way too much security even for Advent that's no ordinary gene therapy clinic I know him we're telling the truth where they're leading us into a trap a really obvious trap we'd need an army to march in there right now I've got a better idea outrider this is central a time line you placed upon us mistakes are bound to happen geez our fault please no need for any of this I will do what you ask of me I just need additional time did you say now you [ __ ] time dude you're one of those high watch dogs too [Music] so you do exist outrider two Avenger I have visual confirmation are you sure Reapers are always sure I'll take your word for it cover your tracks and get the hell out of there that's how we know she's a reaper you were here yet understood now the real world begins [Music] she was just really trying to shoehorn those badass lines in there wasn't she you can tell she was thinking about saying that the whole time she was crawling through those air vents at the site of the great Accord celebrating the formation of the Advent coalition keeping with their promise to humanity 12 new gene therapy clinics will be opening in select cities by the end of certainly a visual upgrade we attempted attack by fringe elements operations of the new facility in Paris thankfully remain unaffected in response to the unprovoked intrusion on the eve of our most beloved celebration the speaker reaches out to us it's pretty cool honestly of the play the sequel like immediately after playing its predecessor save your own time and again operas only depreciated and come to pass yet these distributive actions could never break the bond between humanity and the elders beeping forces have already made several preemptive arrests of known collaborators Advent again assures all citizens that today I feel like any organism and fictional organization named peacekeepers has like a 90% chance of being evil hilariously enough this makes me feel very safe Thank You Teresa 60 seconds this is very good at cutscene work this my commandment for that I've done seem like protocol they showed up for training in the all right so the first thing you do if someone doesn't pass through the metal detector properly is bash them in the abdomen with the butt of your gun received loud ok Gatecrasher your turn [Music] I got your piece keep it right right talking about my jerk and forces are swarming to the blast point we need to move on the package before they figure out what we're up to ever the subs too old for gaming you need to get out of sight storm appreciate the support oh it looks so good man all right cool in this camera oh it's so snappy look at me go oh my god it's so fast it's so fast you guys okay cool the unit flag love of the above ever been in position but I'm exposed here looks like full cover ahead these either have me do yellow moves in the tutorial do they want me to die Roger to stay close keep pace with crash or 1 full - [ __ ] it double time they're holding position we're gonna have to go through them stay out of sight until we're ready to strike copy that dammit Chad stopped answering my rhetorical questions I know you know most missions start with the squad and concealment used oh okay this seems like it was just sort of an assumed thing but now it's being given a label in XCOM - right well I feel like I think that was probably always the case just now all it is different okay don't get too close they'll be spotted for sure and we'll lose our advantage dupa dupa dupa dupa that is definitely different already I can tell ya because and XCOM one I'm even know if really you can call it that to be fair to the franchise but an enemy unknown obviously if you got at that point you would probably have triggered them by that by that time [ __ ] voices why not out of the woods yet we need to take out those remaining soldiers permission to engage do it bear confirm va4 XCOM three I mean how do you think I got my darkest dungeon DLC game I was really good at going press ENTER or an action button to activate the tactical combat UI okay Oh bitchin dude look at all these percentages I'm gonna take this sixty-eight even though I wish it was higher fire weapon hey stop firing your gun hold sir please the entire squad loses concealment when any soldier attacks an enemy breaking windows or kicking open doors or soldiers playing their steps on a detection tile and you can do kangaroo that's cuz I'm a goddamn champion [Music] [Music] Oh score right [Music] Jesus oh that's not there damn it you can't take watch your flank you made me [Music] I would have never done that you made me orange move in the first turn bad tutorial oh yeah remember me from earlier [Music] central reporting in [ __ ] yeah dude taking in the sights hell are these things they're us at least there used to be human hybrid soldiers advents reward for obedience and service I just never believed it was true no one wanted to but we find what we're looking for today I promise you that's gonna change let's move you have an Advent transport closing on your position you heard her cover the left side we got Central now dude we're invincible XCOM Tuesday oh my god how did I not name it that this is a much better camera moves okie dokie I remember main entrance is clear we need to move on the package I'll go here all right yeah we got it well you might as well yeah I stared Menace three you're up hold up you should check that body for salvageable gear we need anything we can get at this point I fast though I've heard rumors Advent breaks their stuff to self-destruct a Scooby [Music] that's good you're not up there now [Music] man you know that feeling when you've nearly knock an entire cup of water off your desk managed not to at the last second what a relief they're getting nervous now I know we're in the right place that is really satisfying position me likey if that overwatch buddy you only got one more shot though why me this has got to be the way to go still do it oh he can't he's got a fire his weapon he's got to take the 50-50 he's gonna miss I'm going for the door when come on you should be able to cut right through the door security protocols they were never expecting anyone to get its teaching you what not to do of course all soldiers can hack certain computers locked doors and some other objects to gain access and temporary bonuses yo begin hash [Music] hacking success good let's go let's do it doesn't care the package secure this package I already made that joke this is the place are you sure most happy kid yes keeps cutting her up it's so rude to her but mostly just him that's how that's how you can tell how masculine he is he doesn't wait to hear logic and reason he gets [ __ ] done soldiers can carry unconscious dead and bleeding out units okay pick him up then that one yeah do that do it hit it do that the entire Advent security great just without firebrand is holding nearby for evac but it's now or never central don't shoot my friend I said not to who needs logic when you've got extreme masculinity no kidding right throw a grenade here hmm all right well it's got to be exact yeah who is it oh wait wait wait there it is there it is oh yeah it has to be pixel perfect or it fails you actually from the tutorial and you have to start all over run hey that's not fair and that's not fair [Music] select call skyranger replace P or press P 2 plays me back zone press P place it nice okay and then oh that's that okay and then we could just do this more like press P to piece out indeed oh man by the skin of his teeth we should just let central die here I want to see how the game picks up the story without him but now right No [Music] ah [ __ ] [ __ ] dude I didn't get an achievement that yeah at least there's that carefully there's potentially decades of atrophy to contend with wish we have more time I don't disagree but as it stands now the patient if we don't begin the removal procedure immediately we're ready good let's get on with it my man's alive in there I thought was just a suit good luck just like 20 years ago you called it a war in the title do you respond from the cerebral cortex good prepping for cranial intrusion now don't intrude my cranium I've managed to identify the connection preparing to make final incision these readings are getting really erratic of course they are these implants were never designed to be removed we are risking severe no plan B here people do it I wish people would stop intruding my cranium stop fighting me with guns and intruding my cranium I'm sick of this [ __ ] pupillary response to normal vitals stabilizing the seizure complete told them it would take more than that to keep you down welcome back commander you're a streamer we're supposed to entreat your cranium you're all just figments at my crannium after all you're finally coming out of it don't envy the headache you must have though still can't fall dr. Titan especially as no one's even attempted something like this before easy they're still not entirely sure what they did to you that chip was buried halfway into your skull and we pushed it deeper a lot of good soldiers looking for you over the years just for fun almost gave up hope you were still out there acted on the Intel as soon as I got word not sure what you remember but a lots changed did the best I could but the last 20 years have been tough without you you feel like catching up Shen has the archive up and running on your terminal otherwise I'd go see dr. tagging when you're ready there's some things you should know he'll be better at explaining them than me it's very me anything you have you back commander just booted up just recovered from the tank as it were oh the commanders quarters commander to the research labs cool you move around yet but I can click that impressive isn't it capable of generating immense power this looks like a big penis Lee harmless to human life if only the same could be said for the rest of the aliens technology commander dr. Richard tigon chief science officer I am responsible for the entirety of our research here as well as the procedure you so recently underwent welcome to my lab such as it is I'm not sure what central may have told you but we found something while removing you from the alien stasis suit a device implanted directly in your occipital lobe had I access to the equipment available to me during my tenure at Advent I would already know the precise nature of its function however given time and your approval of course commander I assure you I will find out which brings to light an additional point though aspects of this facility are you know I'm giggling earth dummy thick line but can one man get past David Hayter say metal my personnel and resources to me I could substantially improve the speed of all our research a farewell commander on your order commander I will begin researching the advent chip for possible insights as to its function commander I'm trying to start new research projects but my Robo [ __ ] is so dummy thick I can't even get it into the chamber having successfully conducted the traumatic procedure required to remove the chip implanted by Advent we now have an opportunity to study the inner workings of the device to gain a better understanding of their motivations let's do that let's do that contact you when I have a full report available that research will keep tagging busy for a while in the meantime you might want to head down to the armory stop making jokes there's a serious business it's very serious insider Jay and Kelly was instrumental in the OP to get you back she sounds like a fake mercenary it's for a promotion we should take care of that now Jane Kelly you sound like the name that appears on sample credit cards Jane Kelly credit card number 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 12 the Ranger serves as our primary reconnaissance unit capable get a [ __ ] sword ailment while engaging enemies at close range attack any mood it's just a sword she has the power of taught Hannah her side we're off to a good start our troops will only get stronger as they gain experience don't [ __ ] with her commander to the bridge give me a second execute that's a long protocol I had wanted that to be a little more ceremonious but we've got something a local resistance cell just located this hybrid magnetic power converter that Shen's been pushing us along and he dragged the device to an airline had to had convoy and are attempting to take it down and we shall stop converting her back in one piece but you might softly get this place up and running and give the aliens a real war for a change a real war of the chosen reps and ready to launch on your order commander just give the word XCOM to think of the reason scription for 16 months appreciated welcome back roll credits name said let's go alright squatty Kelly our highest ranking member rocking the shoddy no second oh that's an advanced armor slot there okay that's what that is what can we edit right now nothing fair enough complete blast from the past to unlock Rene dear only look at all this cannon my god still in the tutorial phase yeah we're still learning stuff I guess aren't alright then confirm removal of all utility items from soldiers not selected from this gear becoming of it thank you thank you for these buttons thank you for all of these buttons oh the quality of life improvement that is fantastic okay let's do it [Music] the music I know it's so good communications with resistance forces in the area of gone dark which can only mean one thing these people sacrificed everything to give us this shot we need to recover that converter at all costs at all costs let's go smoothness in transition there's no jump cuts anymore the music keeps going it's such a beautiful ah so good I love that shape like so many games don't consider can get close enough to access its core hold on stay in the shadows until we can get a better read on the situation my gosh for 30 seconds so many games don't consider presentation when it comes to the loading screen when it comes to like how it makes you feel especially a [ __ ] game like this how it makes you feel loading up your squad and getting ready for battle like whoo it's a wonderful opportunity to create a moment and obviously they cared about that in the design here like playing XCOM enemy Unknown you can see or you like you can feel a bit of jarring jump cut between like setup and departure and arrival right like there's loading for one moment there's loading for another moment that kind of takes you out of it but they thought about that for the sequel and made it one smooth thing that feels so buttery crisp you don't even notice it's happening until boom you're here anyway just wanted to applaud them for that is it really like it they had more money fair enough hopefully they get even more making good stuff it's actually giving me a reasonable degree of freedom this time though so many tiny little quality of life improvements already that may be very happy I don't want to just have to take the opportunity to be unnecessarily [ __ ] on anthem I think that ship has sailed meanwhile anthem sucks okay oh there's a turn timer that's never happened before well I mean it has the bomb missions kind of had a turn timer but you could extend it okay so I got it I'm gonna get moving okay dude - up a little bit right and yeah the concealment thing - I got to remember that's gonna be a big new factor in that just so long as we have the little shroud icon next to our characters right that's top as well yeah here we go we have a chance to do some serious damage here before jumping into combat let's make sure we make the most of our advantage and get you in alright no need to ask twice I'm on patrol and that's a much more natural movement obviously this could very well just be like a tutorial eyes thing but I wonder if that's kind of gonna become the new norm all right let's see I really love that they're just giving you the information you need instead of just kind of making you guess early on it seems I really like that that's just how it looks that's good yeah right okay swap over to somebody else real quick I think what I'll do is get up here seems to be about where I can get to look in toss a grenade out I'm actually that'd probably be a little overkill though maybe not those that serve as you confirmed yes understood nestle deal now we take the shot here what is confirmed on the move get warm in that spot yeah a little bit I mean they're just robbing me they're robbing me of the experience here in this tutorial what could have been so many times but fine whatever get dusted young don't make my trash talk come on at least one please thank God [ __ ] all right who that that definitely looks like where I'm going yeah if nearly looks like the place safety protocols and stabilize it Shen is uploading the fix right now okay slightly stronger boy those are always frightening go right here for the full shot one of the exposed target hmm I can get some stuff there too you hold on a second how's that look is oh goodness I like this Oh but apparently I didn't know that's how the grenades actually worked huh I thought it would just be within the circle we'll be good to go but yeah it is a three by three okay which means unfortunately we can't give them that's how they work now okay I guess that's not how they worked before gotcha well okay I doubt we're doing this without putting someone in half covers so I think I'm okay with this ending up in a position and then let's do the same I mean this obviously puts us in danger of getting grenaded ourselves let's see I mean this Nate obviously doesn't seem that optimal anymore 50% chance to hit on both that's a kill the coin flip chance and we looking elsewhere 66 48 decent chance another shot 66 again 66 on this guy actually uh okay 66 here too which one is the exposure shot it's him and that certainly seems like a good way to go we probably got two options to do it I don't think they're gonna throw a grenade I seriously doubt they're gonna throw a grenade I'm taking a couple of chances at this I feel like if you had a three ought to do it for us here let's get the big boy fifty-fifty try it out nice sixty-six still exposed take a shot missed mmm I still got a pretty decent chance at it anyway there we go crit very good only one left he's gonna book it okay suit yourself but um as will move up orders confirmed beep-boop beep-boop beep-boop you gonna be full reload real quick but I kind of doubt it needed moving keep moving up squad first encounter during the invasion when DNA they are stronger than ever with an even greater psionic potential DubLi that's not good well let's go here I'll need to reload yet you're the grenade available I can take a shot too although it's not a great one I got a grenade over there no not quite would that be a good one if only well I'll probably overwatch hmm get her up into position to ideally disarm it next turn but I have no idea what's over on the other side I'll not necessarily get myself surrounded by enemies here nearly going let's go up here and like probably overwatch with you as well seems good launching everybody together obviously it's suboptimal I think I'll go ahead and go there it's a shotgun overwatch that doesn't seem all that effective kind of might as well see how it goes oh no respite for the dead the aliens have found a way to mind control them now Wow okay definitely look like it sigh you shot your friend in the back of the head there but okay I don't think anybody's going home today hmm I mean I could do that now obviously that's not safe hmm Noah has got to be the one to take the shot on the zombie right oh wait I have that blade in the right situation indeed sadly she's not in range to do that here oh she can just do it cool uh-oh oh thank god definitely still hit that guy girl three damage all right cool actually pretty damn helpful you've only really got one shot but that's not where we're gonna take it we're gonna take it to make it easy around here right up here but yeah that seems like it should be eighty five [ __ ] percent good shot I know yeah I know man I know you didn't get it thanks Lord oh come on play [ __ ] Little League you can't throw for it further than 15 feet how'd you make it into the goddamn military horde is confirmed upon the move get him get them right there right there that's some good [ __ ] good [ __ ] good [ __ ] right there yeah what oh [ __ ] dude these [ __ ] can mind-control this is like the first stage convenient resistance but Jesus I got a reload with Nicole Elsa tossin aid doesn't seem like a bad idea actually mmm hold on first of all whatever I can just disable this and then be good to go I probably have to be right there don't hack it bitching yeah beat the cake readings are returning to normal well mostly well fire friend is enroute but I wouldn't take any chances eliminate all remaining hospitals in the area before evac I'm gonna give up here probably in tossin made atom or two oh I can't nor can I hit him well that wasn't very good yeah well that's probably not gonna hit if I hit the with the nade and that shot he'd probably die so it's worth a go man there goes his cover okay good that's a much better chance to hit he seems upset lawless yay take mission photo wow that's cool a bunch of vamps [Music] now that one's good this is neat there's a lot there's a lot of options here man this is absurdly detailed [Music] there we go [Music] what is she pointing her gun at her friend now you keep that sword in there you don't know what kind of damage you can do put it back you drop the supper oh she's out gay pastor it was just the camera angle [ __ ] there we go this is [ __ ] Comic Sans join the resistance today the guy in the back [Laughter] [ __ ] there we go that's the one justice for new India [Music] according to admin officials recent attacks by dissident elements operating outside of the city centers have done little to slow the progress and admins ongoing development or voluntary new record oh boy I like that photo ah that's me a few of our people earned well-deserved promotions commander I'm guessing Shen will probably want to have a word with you - suite operating some of our most advanced equipment drugs deploy robotic drones on the battlefield that can be a battlefield setting Roma buddy gremlin grants that target a bonus the defense until the start of the next player tune that's cool as L dude nice okay serving as our demolitions experts the Grenadiers x' provide heavy ordnance delivery whenever and wherever we need it ah [ __ ] if you don't take a hilarious selfie after every mission are you are you even redeeming humanity bear Tapia the way I see it is not a chance just like it sounds oh yeah our shooters engage enemy targets with pinpoint accuracy from extreme range they're also trained in pistol marksmanship for the occasional close encounter allow me to introduce you to the card carry for the rest of the game who starts with squad sight Jesus that'll work these items should prove useful in our ongoing efforts against the aliens when you have a moment commander I have made some interesting discoveries as they relate to the implant we removed from the earlier I familiar with all that I think come on let's get it inside now who is this girl I was supposed to know her like she's new to the game obviously having these two soldiers continue to work together has paid off they know each other we'll see at that point that we can have them trained as a pair for additional tactical capabilities oh cool that's oh no don't become friends oh god no that's horrible don't name them make it so much worse [ __ ] oh no yeah go ahead I guess great teamwork great accustomed put a [ __ ] course we are I say it's time we turn it again soldiers exploits in combat we can bolster morale throughout the resistance I mean I'm not the only one wow they're really bonding well that's the photo that is a hundred percent the picture good Rough Riders no don't oh my god I didn't know you were telling stop it don't doxa me chat there we go Oh God they know my local file directories stop taking pictures damn it I know I'm telling you - okay reworked your repulsors with some of the Parts I salvaged from their old engine should fix that stabilization problem you had there we go now I know you are probably expecting to see my father you know that has happened I'm guessing central didn't tell you yet no I figured it out based on the tone of your voice within the first few words of the sentence he used to talk about you you mean do was old I'm ready to finish what he started old dudes be dying Jed I can't promise any miracles commander but I should be able to put some of the stuff together in no time nah I'd suggest we get started with a med kit it'll probably come in handy sooner rather than later chené gave us the best thing before he went that's right a technological implant buried deep within our cranium set right behind the eyeball just the way daddy likes it Oh a med kit looks like tae gyoon has made progress on his research we should meet him in the lab I much of my own research based upon this symbolism I know that wasn't sham commander excellent timing there's been some progress I've managed to break down several key components of the chip implanted into your skull my analysis reveals that its primary function was that of a Kundalini passing a vast amount of data directly to your cerebral cortex I mean look at all these nightmares connections severed much of that data is lost several fragments do remain however ghosts if you will observe tactical combat simulations war games the sheer volume of encounters you are processing was astounding it it is truly remarkable that you survived as long as you did though this may seem disconcerting there is still some good news this chin well Mike how many things he says an air quality to a medical implant I briefly assisted in developing at the gene therapy clinic in New Providence my understanding was that the implants were intended for high-ranking Advent officers only captain's are above retrieving a chip from such an officer would be the only way to know for certain the greater understanding of these implants would undoubtedly benefit us all commander commander if that is your real name benefit right the Advent officers have clearly been modified to allow for their subordinates to receive new orders psionically the implanted chip is the key with little time to prepare we were forced to read three full paragraphs of lore please no no oh thank god I do find that area of research to be among the more intriguing options available we'll begin work immediately I'll send word when a complete report is available looks like Shen got that converter up and running commander we're ready for you on the bridge night and this is a cool looking base bridge seems to me that we've got a similar base construction thing going on although it looks as though we're now operating within maybe like an abandoned alien base or something I don't know what all these empty rooms are I'm sure we'll find out soon enough it's very interesting looking though I'm gonna blind myself to chat for 10 seconds because I know some people couldn't help explaining it to me probably just ants efforts there are still people to believe their lies Sabah payment spoilers await them know they're not alone we've already located a target for our first operation sir given our current location there's actually no way the sky Ranger could reach that position who said anything about the sky Ranger Shen status report are we ready no one said anything you're all so pure [Music] [Music] you hold notch it I'm doing it a distinctively ah there's a big ship setting course for sector 13 South Africa we're ready to start making moves commander by hitting Advent wherever we find them we can help strengthen the resistance in return they'll contribute material and personnel to support our operations yo we started in [ __ ] Madagascar I think commander it looks like Shen prepped a medkit for us we should equip one of our soldiers with it before they deploy yes indeed we should we don't have a support unfortunately though I suppose that doesn't particularly matter let's see we'll try want to keep I don't know I guess we're only swapping off a frag grenade right oh they get to keep a grenade oh snap well look at that that's nice and makes sense really so good okay oh we all know he's a spy okay so he could probably the one to take it then huh you do that specialist boys the support gadget let's give him a make it all but [Music] she's able to take two grenades now I guess cuz she's a Grenadier okay makes sense makes sense alright fine let's do it and mean that right there even man instead of like snapping to another image they just turn around like badasses and lock over to the ship it's so cool alright here we go your support looks depressed I imagine morale was never really all that high in these situations I think being okay was about as good as you can help for psionic transmitter Advent just deployed in this area as we understand it destroying that transmitter while it's still connected to their network would cause catastrophic outages across the region so that's exactly what we're going to do yeah we're dropping frames hang on I think it's okay now luckily was just Minnie Rev Little Chef Boyardee Minnie raviolis that time all right let's do it adventists constructed a psionic transmitter in this area tied directly into their primary network our Intel suggests destroying it while it's still connected will severely damage they're linked systems plant the explosives before they have a chance to oh [ __ ] that seems really nice dude I mean like obviously when I'd be able to see anything yet but I love that [ __ ] too different okay plant four charges on the psionic transmitter delay the transmission and neutralize all that amines okay I'm up to here I think there's no cover there it's not surprising I guess these two are working together like a well-oiled machine as long as we keep them close to each other in the field they'll reap various tactical benefits as their bond continues to grow me what can I do teamwork grant an additional action point to a bond mate has a single chart oh that's cool as hell I love that was this dude send your gremlin to an ally to gain them oh yeah okay let's good one two okay try to take it easy on the back seating yell I know it's I know it's tough but if I'm gonna make mistakes it's probably better that I do that and learn from them this early on just so I know what to not do later let's see I'll keep Jane up top maybe the bond maid is the one with the green circle or the green square right okay and you're gonna go up top yeah let's do that it anymore realize that was an option good call auto-saves in it would they be enabled by default let me make sure that's a thing actually because I do want that to be happening autosave is enabled okay cool let's make sure all right don't move up a little bit more actually probably better up there then my gut tells me they're in there so I'm gonna move up like this yeah work heading out all right oh [ __ ] okay and I love the way they move around now I was gonna say I got a snipe now don't I seventy-five pretty damn good it's my only target [Music] it's got a lot of health man and he would very much like to try to get around with a flank opportunity here also gotten this up here which would probably yield a really good shot actually may not be the worst idea he heard the door open good night I didn't think about that so I guess the right move was to open the door by standing next to it instead of bursting through okay understood see that's like chat back Cedars now I'm not I'm not trying to put anybody on blast but like check chat back Cedars chat Cedars if you will be trying to stop me from experiencing that moment and that's not what you want me to do man you want me to experience this moment you want me to go through the process of failure and learning in order to better myself see where is my buddy that's him damn okay I gotta get an elbow back out my teammates together play perfectly please bear I will one day just not now Garrett goddamn T one day I'll be the best ex-con to player of all [ __ ] time headshot [ __ ] that's thanks lunch for a grenade not close enough oops down we go it's not appear to be concealed enough or congested enough to warrant a grenade being thrown I'm still kind of cognizant of that that almost reaches him in fact that does we destroy most of his cover over there too it forced him to move over I thought to go ahead and do that to start off with here certainly better than her overwatch opportunity to probably just miss and waste the turn there we go he's exposed almost certainly has to move in his next action puts us in a better position obviously the overwatch as well so he's gone yeah that did the [ __ ] job careful oh yeah okay Yates Advent is almost caught off the transmitter from their network we're running out of time that is not good enough I bet if I go right here let's feel the pistol into death who's got my heels oh he can just heal himself yeah do that you're good buddy we'll kill this guy for sure had a pistol flanked but yo he can still move after the heal yay that's fantastic well yeah I can slash this [ __ ] goodbye oh my god what a [ __ ] bad-ass our readings indicate that relay is feeding energy directly into their network if you can destroy it it may disrupt their efforts to isolate the transmitter okay rolling she has been studying the goddamn blade you can tell I get that [ __ ] see if I can land on any corpses here this one would it give me like a little indicator if there's something that I can pick up off one of the alien corpses I imagine if I just move on top of it that's not gonna heal anything right and does yeah I figured okay with the twins Prime thank you very much appreciate that subscription bear hugs if you got them well c'mon into the pile makes this support bear shoot the thing to gain more time I don't believe you Thank You Man smoking a cigarette give this one five they're about to disconnect the transmitter this is our last chance I got it I got it [Music] I don't got it Oh do actually shoot it though I see there we go the network separation has been temporarily delayed hooray Oh God now I get it okay I'm [ __ ] probably uh-oh hmm let's move so now you want our help of course when it's convenient for me it's all about me it's all about me there you are do you do oh I have shots I do look at that yeah can I just take it out yeah that did the job great all right uh and then you I mean we all gotta move up you do have a shot on that from there okay I think I'll go ahead and put her here I was about to utter the words I don't think there's any more enemies but I think as long as I don't say that there won't be any more but it's too bad I did already rip all right I'm not full cover heading there noise I like that accent ah there's the big boy understood okay um well not Nicole actually gonna go where he was you are gonna go through this door I think seems okay rid of that do they have pistols I should be using to do this pressing the X button doesn't do the same thing and used to do only sniper asbestos yeah okay that's clearly different there's another station ah mmm that doesn't seem like a good place to just expose myself I mean what really does so let's do this instead the world's worst - whoo I might get a shot there I totally do right through the [ __ ] wall you guys weren't kidding about that pistol could go right through [ __ ] concrete that's crazy ah I bet we got a better shot with the pistol here 71 yeah thankfully a kill although her cannon shot is probably pretty good too got a grenade option actually no what we do this I might like this a little bit more than shooting the bad guy you're guaranteed kill on this guy but let's see what our other options are here first Jane's probably just gonna end up going up like this shooting at this thing and calling it good I don't know if there's anything else over on that side we are obviously that's a problem but we've got another move after this so we could probably go ahead and take the risk oh yeah she's still got the blade available - I got to remember that yeah let's go ahead and take this thing out I got to be really careful about my turns here bill bill bill bill any bill - bill now I'm a boy you got any shots there no you go here you don't either which means I think you're gonna go on a full - my friend all the way out to there stick with your pal Alan Alan Thicke my odds are the best with the pistol shot so I'll take that Oh son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] yeah the snipers a better long-range clearly here we go we got one oh we got two did we hit a note as well I guess I must hit a note back there cool that's convenient all right it's still no shot I might get it if a squad sight up this way though so let's send her first I do have vision right okay yeah so we should have squad sight now to 31% on the shot don't exactly love it she's at a grenade we'll move up check the target preview nothing there but it is still a good idea in my opinion to move up this way that's just our note there right yeah if we have a blade that's just for that yeah that's kind of pointless and take that out it would be a hell of a shot yeah no I don't I don't disagree with that it's no wonder it's so low percentage oh I could give her another action point let her move out I know she's already taking a shot though so that wouldn't do it and I don't think she's really even arranged to take that guy out anyway whether you've consideration for the future though I don't think this is a good idea he says just doing it anyway that's how I roll go ahead and get this kill that's reasonable pretty freakin reasonable wonder if you could do it that's some satisfying fully work right there okay goodbye I guess this planet needed him well man oh we can get that thank you understood we open up this doorway and we'll see we can do nothing else all right let's get in there oh you know what hold on use the move boost teamwork he's so smart he's so smart ermahgerd Essure smurt objective located that's a confirmed visual on the transmitter plant the x4 charges before they can cut it off from the network oh I thought I could just man if I could just shoot it how well do I need to people there damn okay on my way I really like that teamwork option out of actions on dem go go go I just need the AG okay by onedah two people oh god you're still here hi hello y'all get it four moves a turn I guess huh this plan is sent him back yeah you're not done yet okay so let's see oh dude [ __ ] next level plays there's a new door plant the x4 the h4 charges aren't active [ __ ] our can to isolate the transmitter eliminate any remaining hostiles before they cut it off where's my shot 31 mm I think I'll probably overwatch get the hell out oh I gotta kill them all though right yeah so I guess plane defensively is not really all that helpful you know what take a chance that's all right totally fine with that move up and reload [Music] yeah no time limit either so really not a lot of pressure going on here anymore take it easy dump of anybody in a dumb position maintain full cover if possible although obviously not always possible no mind control please I asked specifically for you not to do this you son of a [ __ ] yes please slash Alan Scott where's the shot on the oh it's Alan right well here's the thing I want to give a bonus action but I can't do that unfortunately so I think what I'm gonna have to do is just try to kill this guy the girl fashioned way with gun bullets hmm and that's a fine position I guess good old-fashioned gun bullets sometimes they miss that's what you gotta live with I suppose Oh God why can't I go there I want to go there ah god damn it all right well that's an okay overwatch well obviously yeah I'm gonna reload dude I got to get ready for this it's gonna be a long fight I think Alan had to reload thankfully 52 yeah that's not good going Mary's pretty bad too look at this if I go here I don't think Alan has line of sight you did have a pistol yeah crit crit all right why do you run they can do two characters at once oh you reanimated a [ __ ] corpse that's what happened oh cool hmm no not Alan goddamn it this [ __ ] has got to die reaction shot I should have known as a mess thankfully please well the achievement kind of spoiled it thank you hello Jesus you know we got it oh good the zombie died because of that okay that made things a lot easier [ __ ] give it a try there we go let me down that transmitter is history whoo commander cool man oh we got to get the full team no rest until Earth is ours again [Music] oh that's a pretty corny one [Music] [Laughter] milky mustache thanks for the sub with twitch Prime appreciate it welcome on into the prelude for tomorrow that yeah it's Gary's I was gonna say that sounds like him yeah that's the same voice actor huh that's cool all right what's his name I feel like I don't know who that is yikes ten days of and wounded my goodness no idea yeah all right fair enough new ranked the gremlin can perform healing actions we're all that's incredible the gremlin has an additional charge with a medikit or send the gremlin to an enemy to jolt them dealing increased damage against robotic enemies guaranteed damage with combat protocol medical protocol is [ __ ] incredible both are good medical protocol is nuts I'm taking that there we go promotion when the squad is revealed this soldier remains concealed that's pretty cool all sword attacks build to extra damage and have ten a m-- yeah [ __ ] blade master your gear includes layers of extra padding and play blast plates granting a bonus point of armor and 66% less damage or your cannon attacks shred armor hmm probably shredder right the one named after a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villain got to be pretty strong we'll take that dude be - dude you alright good stuff Wow that's nice I would like more of those we can start clearing out the old equipment and debris from the ship to make room for new facilities cool yeah that's what's going on okay first we'll need to assign an engineer to the task once we start getting into the far reaches of the ship it's going to take more time and manpower to make space for new facilities looks good to me just give the word and we'll get started commander it's going to take some time to get all that stuff cleared out commander we have a secure transmission coming through source unknown patching it through to your quarters oh man look how cool that looks holy [ __ ] that's so much better than it was the presentation of the base here that is remarkably good especially comparatively speaking all right cool I guess it's hard to really make it look nice when you're underground oh good Lander okay a lot of you once knew is no more I'm still here though have all sworn loyalty to the advent administration with one exception it is good to see you again in the days since your capture I have done all I can to aid the resistance from the inside it was these resistance operatives that provided the Intel leading to your recent extraction as of now resistance forces are currently somewhat disorganized if we are to defeat Advent and their alien masters you must change this before it is too late what you are seeing are classified reports of missing civilians from across the world do that's just alien foreigners are growing we suspect the erotic alien literature had been black site though its exact location remains unknown time is short commander we need you to take charge of resistance operations throughout the world establish contact with the local cells and bring them into the fold find this black site and shut it down save our world the clock is ticking good luck commander me how would you feel right looks like we better get started research scientists for the XCOM already unit you put years of work into decoding their language and the one room that you've salvaged from their wreckage containing their written text the title of which translates to our salacious stepdaughters or like the lusty argonian maid I should have gone with that that's a lot better that's a reference everyone knows anyway hopefully it's not that chore of the woes in I appreciate the self-censorship there slatterns from Saturn what's the best alien slash sci-fi themed porn title we can conceive of here Jett I feel strongly we've got a lot of potential for that here in black site to this region unfortunately we don't have its exact xxx come okay that one writes itself to finding this facility we'll need to make contact with the local resistance cell nearby Tigan has a theory about how we might reach out to them without getting the aliens attention but we'll need to give him time to conduct his research we shouldn't wait too long on that commander we have to start making contact with other regions soon if we're going to build a global resistance and take on Advent you have a big bang just kind of that's just sexual in nature already Milky Way's very provocative mammaries from Mars I'm just scared of that yeah XCOM is also very good make contact with the local resistance in the black site region in order to gain access to the Advent facility looks like you won't have time for that just yet though remote reconnaissance may have found something not far from our current position SCP - 106 X SCP - Oh 69 oh my god dude would you mind keeping it in your pants that's a little too salacious for our chat that is a bit much I got aroused just reading that my goodness a new course commander while we're waiting for new missions or the completion of our research we can pass time by scanning at sites like this one on your order we'll start our scans of the surrounding area SCP is a whole thing right something containment protocol or whatever there's like a whole big fanfic around that I know that's a thing we must make contact with the local resistance in this region before we can investigate this road location all right secure contain protect I have made a number of interesting discounts right that's right modular weapons that seems pretty cool researching the adven modular weapon has allowed us to reverse-engineer their system any weapon upgrades from the field could be attached directly to our soldiers weapons cool engage in this field of research so much so that their inspiration could lead to vast improvements in our research efficiency however we must act fast despite their brilliance they are a fickle group I got that inspired what does that mean I can see that very lucky a family an in-depth analysis abot weaponry I guess I'll find out later right research a priority commander notify I'll just research is faster cool still very slow I might have done something else first there oh yeah I mean [ __ ] this is three days I should probably do this commander we've already dedicated considerable Bowser's tour nevermind right the research project yeah don't do that ever we can move on to something else if you'd prefer don't want to make it not inspired anymore okay oh my guess we're gonna wait on that let's see this is viewing scientists do I guess the nothing right now there is something exciting about working under the more intense conditions found on the Avenger every decision every development is a but most important there's no room for mistakes here new orders commander there's room for us to expand our facilities onboard the Avenger commander but we'll need more engineers to clear up space for construction first hone to an incredible degree these ornately crafted throwing axes are compact enough for our soldiers to engage with from long range yellow don't mind if I do okay cool shadow keeper chance they could kill the target and escape undetected oh these are DLC weapons uh my bad ah maybe I should you must miss some of it the food the warm beds honestly none of that really bothers me yeah is my equipment I hadn't thought about that Advent probably had a pretty nice lab setup for you there was certainly no shortage of resources on their side don't worry I'm sure the commander will find something nice for you I had turned I turned off Hunter's in the beginning I don't know if that's what you're referring to is it time to finally uh yes we can change the name right so on may advance got their propaganda machine oh we're still seeing a steady flow of migrants heading into the cities I'm not sure they have to do all that much convincing at this point you know yeah sure I'd trade my freedom for a few hot meals and the cure for the common cold well maybe not but what about the terminally ill the elderly or the disabled the aliens can offer them something we can't something most people would trade anything for you're wrong about that doctor we can offer them freedom even if it means they have to endure the pains of being human I just hope they see it that way and look at all this customization AEM Sun bunch of attitudes well yeah I'll probably stick with look I got for the most part though go ahead and type pick me and chat all one word move out giveaways open now we'll rename our first few soldiers go ahead and knock out probably three or four of them right now the squad that we've been utilizing for the most part we'll probably rename a couple more once we get into another mission briefing as well considering we've got a couple of wounded I don't know if they're actually gonna be able to go out yet all right get to pick me in now a few seconds left who's gonna be come Jane Kelly let's find out three two one draw it that's a hell of a name umbral often made him it does it sounds almost like a name umbral optimum congratulations you are the first member let me make sure I spell this right there we go it's GI Joe name yeah I'm kidding there we go Jane Kelly has been named just want to check to see oh yeah we do have a bunch of rookies okay so we're gonna probably rename a few books we'll start with her for now I got a weapon upgrade with her - cool next from the same pool go ahead and type pick me if you have not yet entered the drawing we will be drawing from the same pool of entrance right here for these few next up bone jar first name bone last name jar bone jar that's a good name that's a good name for the Grenadiers keeps the bones of her dead enemies in jars in her office next up nella peters drone boy little little moody little broody but ready for a renaming let's draw our third giant hotdog with a face coming into this oh that's great I can't decide I think it's gonna be better if we do it like this it's uh it's almost like you can say his last name as though we're an actual name he's just German it's now it's not weird he's just German you're being ignorant Zayn table dog we do face always Belgium they're Belgian never mind I'm the ignorant one we all knew that already though giant hot dog with a face very good all right next our final rename I believe for now at least we'll probably do a couple more now I feel a little weird about this one [Laughter] but moobot said it's [ __ ] faulted I need nothing here damn it his name is culturally devolved I almost want to repay but I'm not gonna rob you of the opportunity simply because it's inappropriate anyway there we go there's our school [ __ ] I mean I I feel like I should this just seems a little it's a little oh I'm gonna go ahead and change his nationality there now it's fine now we can make fun of him because he's from America so of course he's culturally devolved but now you don't have to people to grade all right maybe remove the mast I know yeah it's just for our own sake how do you even do that I'm not sure if I can I'll probably oh there we go get a bit bit bit bit be a there's a hell of a combo there that's better that's what America's all about right there hell yeah okay it's fixed thanks for that moobot really appreciate the opportunity for a little bit of awkward cultural discussion that was fun really made me feel good all right let's get back to command good lord commander off we go right where do we go how do I get to my just like proceed with ah there we go got it yeah I got again yeah wouldn't probably name somebody right before the next mission briefing - I've got the archive or I've got the giveaway still pulled up so let's look at the list nice room available training center allow soldiers to establish stronger bonds and purchased additional tactical abilities that's good probably need a power relay pretty soon how much we got we got it we actually have a decent amount of capacity for power right now there's definitely that's pretty good I'm not additional skills and benefits for our soldiers and couldn't even increase the number of soldiers we can take on a single mission yeah I gotta get that very soon that seems important right away commander I'll send yes I've been running no wait no no [ __ ] do that yes fantastic okay great Heil hydration yeah sorry we're dropping frames a bit here - trying to let it pass okay complete the Advent officer autopsy research hello we gotta wait until magnetic weapons is done but it will be some time yet before my research is completed all right good to go then okay nice fifty five supplies cool after our recent success members of the resistance in South Africa brought us reports of activity we may want to investigate I would like to do that of course I would very much like to do that the name is fire axis Oh there are self [ __ ] clever four axis is the name of the developer fire axis try not to bring that up when we meet food goes in your belly your belly makes poop that's how it works jet that is medical science but they did hold up their end of the bargain what about you wait and see show up samandar that was constantine Falak of bulk to his friends he and his Reapers are a big part of the reason why you're standing here today bulk may be a little rough around the edges but he's the real deal that's one of three resistance groups operating independently from us that we consider a legitimate threat to Advent together they'd make one hell of a fighting force too bad they hate each other still we've made some unlikely progress Reapers may have found you what they weren't acting alone they were tipped off by a group of Advent defectors known as the skirmishers I'm working with these guys they came from but you wouldn't be here without their help both the Reapers and the skirmishers have agreed to suspend hostilities provided you serve as that go-between Trust doesn't come easy between these two so we're heading for a nice quiet spot on neutral ground then so let's not take any chances until on this area is weak and we're picking up strange chatter on comms not to mention we're ending a decade-long blood feud today and advise our soldiers to be fully prepared before we deploy on this one commander good look instead of the usual half prepared that they waltz their way into thinking they could just handle anything choice I think you could help us out Yeah right not sure how long our contacts are going to wait for us commander so I recommend we proceed as soon as possible all available soldiers are standing by to deploy setting course for the South African sector that's way too early for this [ __ ] each faction has agreed to allow a two-person squad to escort them to the rendezvous point hopefully that should be enough to keep them from killing each other now the temporary ceasefire in place for the duration of the meet but still that doesn't mean we shouldn't be ready for anything do I really oh he's tired apparently tired is the thing now okay well who was it that was coming out with us was it Gabriella no it was not you I might bring you though which was the one that I just had oh well guess doesn't really matter I want to out there it is me I was Perez we're gonna rename her though if you haven't already typed pick me in chat go ahead and type it now is all one word Piz kme and chat and I will draw one more member of the squad we'll find out who this next rookie is going to be draw one last entrant before we proceed let's get it real quick five four three two one Boop that's a good one mr. gray squirrel congratulations don't you dare assume their gender chat mr. gray squirrel dun dun I think we're ready let's get it oh I see well [ __ ] we've got some work to do look at this guy looking [ __ ] with the goddamn Texas cop shades killing it killing it who wants to beguile I know everyone does let's go ahead and draw another fortunes black that's a great name for this guy wonderful name for this guy hell yeah number two no no of course I remember now I'm roll out tomato don't need to rename you but you're not the squad mate that'd be rookie Johnson Sara Johnson I don't know if I could have come up with a more boring name apart from Jane Kelly well let's draw a better one right now Joker bird 44 congratulations Joker bird bird bias Returns we can't get away from it Joker Johnson is a good name actually we got to stick with Joker Bird done deal a lover afro these two have got great hair at least that much can be said of them [Music] gyrate you're deployed gene splicer thanks for twitch prime bear hugs let's get them up and let's go operation lost and abandoned begin two sets of two this time it seems because that's the new the new mission type we're in gauging in here the Reapers and skirmishers have been at each other's throats for years so we're keeping the exact meeting points strictly need-to-know you'll split into two squads rendezvous with each faction and bring their envoy directly to the location of the meet visually this city no longer exists posts not clarity still keep your eyes peeled god I hope you win the raffle be a great name for it squad made 51 months thank you very much let's begin yummy impressive reflexes aah you raised your gun to me when I approached very good are safe here [Music] more so than you imagine we shall see if the same holds true for these skirmishes of yours your presence already disturbs them we must move quickly my people will take care of this cab come yeah we've been waiting here behind these vehicles and buildings for the last four hours waiting to make this grand entrance we don't know much about the skirmisher contact you'll be meeting other than his name box mock's Preto marks his death squads wiped out entire caps of my people in the first years of the war you would dare do this pretty sure hands are bloody on both sides of this fight that's the whole point of this intervention Reapers are born in the shadows in the cold harsh wolf is waiting for us out there we rely on stealth and long-range attacks and our marksmen are unmatched by even the best XCOM has to offer damaged and dormant all these years these devices still emit trace elements of unstable radiation I cannot fathom what they were like in their original function shattered air doctor you're better off having missed this oh man that's cool as hell all right let's go over there gotta get used to not really revealing anything like ever gonna wait until the enemy turns for the most part it seems shadow do you bulk says I am to obey oh [ __ ] hmm I want to move with her first like very little cover available out here alien versus Predator three months thank you buddy welcome back in mmm as a ladder here to make it up there and one move actually [ __ ] nice that's very good actually ah not quite welcome go go here at the overwatch on that spot and probably lino if I moved it there I could probably nade next turn into that building give that a try no more time for regrets we are not alone those things they still look like people but that could mean moving there trigger them they must have I was a goof I guess well she's never actions anymore either here damn not quite I gotta have a pretty damn good shot on somebody right there right I that's unfortunate creatures DNA has mutated well beyond what we would classify as human a bit of a bummer there yeah term exposure to the alien radiation from those pods so why anyone would subject themselves to that I cannot imagine when the government fell million starved many fled cities such as this just gavin's for food they did not heed the warnings hmm yeah that's probably fun like that right yeah sorry about the camera Hey that's right blow him up to life in their numbers as you can see they fall easily if we are careful with our shots we will prevail Oh kills the last unit that with a standard attack okay soldier will not receive an additional action grenades do not grant actions when killing a law so that's good thing to learn shadow right oh you can go back into it okay well let's go ahead and start with that there we go oh yeah she's got a reload still it's gonna blow the other two are up top so I can't even shoot them just reload you know I can actually deal pretty well here is a kill them both [Laughter] yeah that'll do oh that was awesome excellent environmental destruction at first they may appear mindless but they hear quite well in great numbers they can be very deadly great confirmed on the move okay let's get back into the shadow I am unseen I am at your service let's get a pie [Music] it's gonna be just like right next to the door that right oh that's a window okay Oh cheeks this [ __ ] whoo yeah he's a check go ahead and overwatch wait detain an entire city of our own people left it turn into these things yes all we can offer them now is a merciful death check it out please open the door thank you nothing and nobody hmm okay okay it's like we're going down that's alright might be something down here actually so I got to be a little more careful Oh was that a [ __ ] - he's no god damn it it was alright no there's probably something over here nice something on the other side of this building doesn't look like it kind of wants me to go over that way but I don't think I want to do that you can even closed doors hey that's nyan oh yeah look at the upgrades huh I really figured [ __ ] out this time okay there's the trigger yeah I'm angry yeah we're not gonna be able to do that right unless we could have been magical you can actually throw it down there some out hmm go out here I'll go where you tell me this is bad these creatures are worse even than Advent I have no cause no fear they simply exist if we do no beat the aliens soon we will become little more than they are you okay all right I've been over probably shouldn't have done that since I didn't know they were there that was a little dumb hmm oh I can get her down here yo that's pretty good bet she's got a decent option from there overwatch may actually be the way to go although I can I know I could probably just cycle through room right let's find out there's one nice bitchin very well done you got to get moving you were not in the right place all right here we go that's probably some damage just kidding looking forward to this meeting already you go ahead and up here and probably go ahead and trigger another pod okay let's see you go ahead up to here you should up again let's have a look she is in the shadow after all oh there we go Wow extraction point is close but looks like these things don't want to make it easy for you that's almost a kid - your pet Advent in time she's gonna like annihilate them isn't she we must push forward before it arrives I think we just go ahead and kill at least one or two they are not yeah there's the reveal okay well probably just come toward Earth which means free kills as long as she got ammo now am i become deaf oh my three enemies in a single turn with a single soldier without explosives I mean that's pretty yeah that's pretty goddamn good uh you go here I might over watch with her actually because I think the other guy's gonna come over toward us oh well she does have to reload - does she have another action oh my god she's just gonna Mercer there yet gonna say mercilessly slaughter everything that's what she's gonna do holy [ __ ] Wow okay that's fantastic go ahead and overwatch you know what reload the gun ready for bear we'll move on through the hall here not too worried about it she's gonna Matt Mercer everybody I know that reference he's gotten like seven kills already holy hell it's probably an overwatch trigger for years my people hunted his kind for years we survived I must ask everything for your dreams of peace if you haven't noticed the aliens have been kicking our planet's ass for the past 20 years you think maybe it's time we try something else if only your speeches could take down these Kurds creatures it's just the kind of condescension I'm not here for right now ma'am you can go ahead and just do your job do it the clap bag is just absurd we need to do an overwatch here as well I think get a reload next turn probably can't do that I'll go here she likely does not have a shot either oh that definitely doesn't have a shot what the [ __ ] that plan was but I will she's looking through a wall by the way oh no just kidding that's the one outside she is though that's the girl new and I think readings in your general area are clear no more creatures on approach sir now and let's not linger here and to the evac coordinates now though their intelligence appears almost non-existent these creatures seem to employ some sort of rudimentary communication system perhaps auditory signals or some form of hive like consciousness point doctor the entire swarm knows there is food here now I would advise we make haste to leave this area a momentary victory others are surely on the one you should have a clear path through now second squad is already on route to mocs proceed to the rendezvous and await their arrival Oh we'll be there Oh we'll be there we gonna we gonna go we gonna leave anytime now okay looks like trouble at the rendezvous could be compromised stay focused [Music] I'm guessing that's our man well our contact anyway crock thought he called me a crock son she is free of the imposter pods I would give anything that all my time could say the same even sit down with your Reapers now we must go the way he drove his wrist blade into that thing's head give me any indication he was our friend district as quickly as possible but be careful something tells me this city still has a few more surprises to throw away surprises are the least of our worries today it is these Reapers of yours that are of concern I gotta have it up first the first action I guess on okay Joker bird up we go we'll squat up then you go in - go go go I go as ordered all right mmm don't go crazy just kidding go crazy I hear him I hear him now rewind Ryan the full year well Hot Diggity damn thank you buddy welcome on back into the pile good to have you back oh yeah like that I also like this this shout it wouldn't go flying super far so far yeah they are seeing these things before purifiers we must eliminate this patrol quickly before others arrive use the grapple to pull a humanoid target to you and deliver a rip Jack strike [ __ ] yes hi now better kill him by Chadd honestly come on enough y'all know you don't need to be saying these things let me experience it on my own ah let's see that's no good oh that's kind of fun and it seems safe alright I have a shot already I could probably get up here and even God why does it not let me the one space away for what would be an ideal position goddammit well I mean I'm not gonna get out of no cover so obviously let's try to make it a little better good boy guile you know what you're gonna hit this I thought he did I really thought he did Oh glad I didn't have the dude next to me for that now I know what he does hmm well it's not gonna kill him yeah we appear to be just the slightest bit on fire hello oh my [ __ ] god well I do have a target there I want to try to let my guys get the kills I think 34% well give it a try [Music] that's all right oh I don't have my grapple available anymore damn it oh wait gave me that fire icon it's trying to say warning don't go this way you're going to be set on fire patrol has been liberated may their lives not be lost in vain we must push forward and complete our mission works for me move out we've lost the VIP it's time to go wait oh it's gonna [ __ ] make me do the whole goddamn thing again isn't it [Music] rendezvous without riders for now it's just a second through this district as quickly as possible but be careful something tells me this city still has a few more surprises to fit a long way surprises are the least of our words KS these Reapers of yours that are of concern okay noted yeah now this is fine I can redo from Shion cover yeah okay that's totally fine completely acceptable reset and yeah no exactly like Spyro said that's why you don't spoil so I could experience that just like just the way I did and that was wonderful haha ooh sold on that oh come on purifiers were created with a singular purpose to contain the Drakh tip the boss which must be eliminated this time before others arrive I bet if I went right here I could toss it right on now thing they can reach me up here Oh goddammit whatever get will be strong [Music] cool made a both one shot good strategy yeah the perfect 710 here well this is bad waste the grenades early that's what pop always taught me or take it 50/50 oops hold on mm yeah that's not gonna do it I bet I'll just go here and take a decent shot I think I'm gonna take the 50/50 split since I got two shots with it and try to hold on to the grenades while I can come on here we go yeah I did a job don't hurt me yeah no I'm on fire now hmm st. weren't kidding boom hunkering down fixes it puts out the fire sure did that's good yes hey buddy don't hurt me okay [ __ ] you has been liberated as always not be lost in vain we must push forward and complete our mission works for me move out my god I go I go you stay no following big old donkey thanks for 16 months I want to tell your boss this is no patrol there's an army yes one we do not have to face yay pura fires may be down but unfortunately that was our extraction point I fear that is not the worst of it multiple biological signatures rapidly on approach to your position the loss the sounds of combat excite them they're drawn to it and they're so horny proud of dashers they are not as docile as the rest of their car an apt description it was seen the mutation as somehow accelerated these dashers metabolism allowing enhanced speed and agility with a corresponding increase in aggression this dude almost sounds like Don Cheadle all right well or hurt a little bit Cheadle sweet elite elite allele where are you gonna go you should probably go up top yeah I'm gonna have to reload oh hi how you doing there's one do you hey oh they're all the same all right hooray hooray hooray Oh God well that's pretty good doesn't seem smart to sit behind this thing but I'm gonna try it [ __ ] he had three 70-percent shots step up your game ah God I'm gonna go up I think yeah you know what this looks good actually let's do like let's get up here just fire down on them yeah now that looks pretty safe to stand there that's what I thought doo doo doo doo doo well no over watches unfortunately but we're okay careful mocks now don't worry you're just completely surrounded I'm sure that's fine how are they moving so much I guess they're called - Erza god damn it ray he almost has as much of a chance I might just [ __ ] justice the guy stop [ __ ] with my homie go here now just gonna reload actually good deal good copy moving on target last one let's do it yeah good job all right no one else in sight overwatch maybe okay but I'd rather reload here mock's is pretty badass absolutely I'll go here and overwatch just to protect my squad du duu gotta cover that whole areas hotter than we thought I'm gonna need a little more time mm-hmm I guess just hold position right I'm just gonna overwatch [ __ ] it I got nothing to really worry about see where they come from I guess there we go kaboom don't worry gals got your back mm-hmm and no longer ice [ __ ] my gravel too but that might actually give me a shot [ __ ] yeah like full move overwatch reloading overwatch cool yeah keep it up I actually got to reload overwatch there we go ours the shore kept for reloading why is the short cut for overwatch and tabah sir okay prepare for incoming these laws seem to be pretty sensitive to noise the sounds of combat are likely to draw even more I'm not actually gonna do it but I am tempted to allow the lost swarm to pursue me just to see if the skirmisher can just kill them all incessantly we kind of want to keep an overwatch but I doubt it's really necessary anymore and I grapple either and I should just run moving that's a decent the XP farm I thought it might be yeah okay way to boost your XP early oh well I guess I get to find out hi guys hmm we got decent shots and I guess the cover doesn't really matter might even want to get it a little closer him at least of course that's one less action skirmisher is the one I want to make sure I think the action first with though or take the shot first with that guy in fact let's go ahead and let him go where he's got shots right now take his best actions first and hopefully I'll just be able to shoot like crazy with him let's turn oh yeah he's gonna have to reload though I guess that's probably gonna be like his entire action here I guess this is gonna be a little sketchy I think it's gonna add time I got a decent chance of killing all three with the shots but I've got like a near guaranteed chance of killing them with the grenade there of course the loud explosion of course did draw the swarm closer though I did have to consider that ah a little bit of it a little bit of a snack Kirino Maui [Music] palming next to me at an 84 seems ridiculous but I'll take it we take from the elder stop go for it they won't very nice dynamo oh [ __ ] that's awesome I think I'm better off going here though hundred Oh God he just keeps going he just keeps going go mots go and up we go all aboard us Panda 22 months you are a wave that has crashed upon the shore I'm so relaxed all of a sudden everyone's kind of heard though Oh Yeah right can we all make it yes I'll get the [ __ ] out go run run away [Applause] stab the [ __ ] off out writer and the first team should be waiting for you ahead I know this wasn't the easiest not but I have to believe it'll still be worth it in the end that depends on the Reapers yay these disguised loading screens are very confusing but I think we did it let's try and play nice today people so advanced most brutal captain comes to atone for his crimes I am no longer that being I am free now taking off that helmet does not change what you are Reapers have long memories elder cracks on the way I see it we have two options join forces and kick the elders off our world or kill each other here and now the choice is yours no one has ever done it before no one shall ever do that again Priebus not my kind butcher of free elephant my people face another like her they are the undying advanced curse upon us we must combine strength if we are to have any chance of success your reverse face of beings such as this they appeared without warning years the banded had they not we would have already regained our home we have our comm channels get off our comms my life hurry up and reload all right oh I just noticed it's carrying over the supply of what we had from the previous missions not to mention our health oh boy I don't really like that let's be ready what is this some kind of war if the chosen goddamnit but one guy everyone is [ __ ] clustered dude reload what is this some kind of ex-con to war of the chosen developed by Firaxis and published by 2k games [ __ ] me dude this is cool proper boss fight missed shots against this chosen will generate shielding and the chosen does not trigger overwatch a reaction fire Wow fix increased damage from explosions and increased damage from Reapers yeah a little shadow and mortar in here huh that's cool okay hmm this overwatch is not really gonna be all that helpful then they got to blow her up yeah [Music] I don't really want to go down there it seems like a bad idea someone's got to do it I guess is there there's lost down here now though right I guess not okay I feel like I had a hunker down since the overwatch isn't doing anything let's see we'll keep her up top there you are okay I guess I can just find her cool oh that's so close hmm okay well first of all do I have a shot with this I do very good that's a great start and that blows up the car let's do it [ __ ] yes when did she die the sonic dispersal waves emitting from that pod or Criss crossing a massive area meaning that thing just rang the dinner bell for every remaining lost in the city an accurate assessment the entire lost biomass seems to be converging on this position then let's get you all the hell out of there firebrands enroute to the evac coordinates now get moving [ __ ] yeah just a straight up one shot okay and now we get these guys let's move at least now we can overwatch and have it taken effect yeah ex-con - is really [ __ ] hard right what a challenge I'm just welcoming all kinds of torment saying [ __ ] like that though let's see [Music] keep the weak ones back and put them on the overwatch same with you you are out of actions unfortunately you can come down you're behind this I suppose for full cover although the cover I guess doesn't matter too much anymore but I just want to be a little careful I mean yeah I did fail completely already at least once so it's not like I've been cruising through it and it seems good should just be able to drop down off that maybe I'll be able to spot something from there too damn he can move so far that's awesome dude sleep cycles big time with the raiding party well c'mon in y'all oh yeah that cars gonna blow up whoops [ __ ] yeah [Music] no shame is just in time to watch my bird to watch me fail this objective whoopsy doozy yeah we can blame sleep cycles for that right Oh God well he's gonna get hit by this [ __ ] thing here okay yeah just shut up I know I'm gonna have to [ __ ] god finish oh is it not just gonna okay there we go yet oh I have to [ __ ] perfectly one shot her again really hold on 105 that was five minutes ago I bet this is okay it auto-saves eat your a nugget okay so hopefully this won't be good and then the turn back we can go to as well thank God we got the autosave enable some deep Saigon staying over the 27 months as well dude it is entirely your fault though unfortunately so okay there we go now can even kind of cheat one two three four five six I definitely did not deal that much damage I guess it's just because you don't have to deal that much damage you probably just have to deal like over half her health and then she runs away or something well I did six that time well [ __ ] it dude totally boned now I should probably get back to rifle how do I do it nice there we go meet the sonic dispersal waves are mitting from that pod or criss crossing a massive area meaning that thing just rang the dinner bell for every remaining lost in the city an accurate assessment the entire lost biomass seems to be converging on this position - you all the hell yeah - the evac coordinates now get moving man that's a nice little line I lost right there man imagine getting the sniper lined up for a six-piece huh put around the overwatch up top let's try to be safer and obviously not put somebody right next to a car that's about to blow up this time would probably be a good idea it seems like a smart plan might even overwatch up there because I know they're about to come out of this building you're gonna do something like this now you know what let's do this head down here at least somebody downstairs so we can get moving overwatch I mean I should have enough here dude you do boink nice promo no somebody's gonna have that right Thank You Freck from underneath perfect I didn't like that no camera doesn't really matter here so you know I actually could just go ahead and run right out in the middle of the open probably ah boy we gotta run right through these guys too man they love that that's true yeah they were turned on by that now we go do you sounds like a dinner bell that's what I hear yeah what they tell me I mean yeah like I said full cover doesn't really matter so I might just go ahead and stand like right out here and bade them in it's like pretty much force a habit dude to go for the cover can't really blame me right come get your dinner tasty snacks out in the open come see there's so many yummy yummy humans out here to devour Oh baby his mocks even taste good he's only part human I don't know why you assumed that human tastes good I bet the being that he is tastes way better than humans humans probably taste terrible one down oh [ __ ] me help please just one more thank you thank you get him nice you know them promos baby how many of these creatures can still be in this city has been city purifier squads into these cities for years yet somehow the losses survive even thrive I thought she missed ah let's see that's probably good got a shot off learn to actually you know what I'm gonna take those odds very nice take another drain your full flip okay next up is their Qbert now you doing 68 percent that's alright empty out his play to prep them on the reload next turn and then we'll move everybody up hey magazine my bad my bad how dare I [ __ ] Normie that'll work mm-hmm I know man I'll get it you wanna go in reload now all right everyone's moving through the building that's the plan triggered get it because guns gun puns my favorite you live in Vegas Barry you don't have an excuse anymore you can literally rent you can rent a mini gun here what the [ __ ] is wrong with this place dude oh they just keep showing up mom hello please don't hit me I also needed to speak right now you do you good bye good bye oh yeah [Music] alright you need a full [ __ ] reload but booty call one of the bear pile buddy thank you very much for your Twitter Prime subscription appreciate it imagine emotes thanks for the bear hugs get him cozy we just got to keep moving dude we're gonna see more lost I'm sure but we just got to keep [ __ ] moving put on one overwatch and get through the door there at some point to overwatch overwatch with the big guns and we'll get through that door next turn man Susan Apple is gonna reload it sorry about the Rabb yeah we've been driving a little bit today another swarm nearby same place probably I think he died I know come a day when my people take back this place for our own if they are all like you that is a possibility I like that they like each other now mutual respect moving out keep going I guess moving is ordered yep almost there mmm hello and yeah not too much more of a little more help I'm gonna just make a mad dash I don't want to drive right through the lost swarm over there obviously trying to get everybody through the other way oh Jesus [ __ ] okay that's bad mock's only has four head points almost there don't get lost I know over watch I think it's got two shots [ __ ] run run away and then over here boom wait for the shots alright this is a little bad oh Jesus I just keep showing up I guess okay it never ends and stoppable Swan and I can't ever hit that's right it was absolutely right all right there's one my boy here is in bad shape dude [ __ ] detecting additional converging near the evacuation coordinates I advise caution we fiend the lost are on to our strategy it is the elders will that this alliance fall it will take more than mere loss for that to happen well shot reload shot move for her definitely seems like the way to go I doubt everyone can move to the place I don't think that's gonna happen shot that's so good actually oh [ __ ] she just made a new door didn't she now it didn't blow all the way through dammit that would have been really convenient laughs [ __ ] okay well get out here I guess Joker I get [ __ ] moving you're blocked off 82 on these shots that's just absurd she has no shot so you might actually just need to get out here I guess that's not good at all though well is she not able to move that much this is not good headed there now heavies are slow okay I feel like I'm making some missteps at the end here so we'll be okay mocks with a hundred percent we'll take this wall probably reload as well how we can justice real fast I wonder I wonder if this skill counts the same as shooting enemies lost scorp now it does not now I know that there's a decent shot we give it a try nice massively helpful okay bucket buddy now we're gonna get an overwatch up because I don't know which way they're gonna come from but I want to at least add a little bit of protection here sandy'll with grey squirrel actually I could run yeah we're gonna run you have a soundtrack it's terrific here zombie op oh hello there mock's is in trouble we might be in big trouble oh that's good running out of time here people tell her to hold as long as you can we will be there get into position first now probably take the shots first no oh my god I thought she missed all right she's in still exposed obviously Joker bird still has a ways to go let's take this in the correct order race world first 81 is worth it especially because she's got two shots left in her clip I have another firing target so we will go into the extraction as Oh Joker burg not you Bonjour Banjara can go here take the shot on the one in the hall make it out just kidding can't see that one that's fine by me bone jar is ready get the overwatch up last squad coming out be ready to go get MOX all the way up here run buddy okay here's hoping we got to overwatch shots and then putting the folks outside obviously or or I hope are far enough away to where they will not be in range I'll be great if we could hit a single overwatch kill and be real [ __ ] cool I [ __ ] love it man I'd be so pumped no the boob mmm-hmm as an overwatch she said the line Oh 74 you all right good get the hell in there buddy get in there MOX last one last person now no oh my god help help all in a row right there man come on now noon they miss oh my god they're horrible they're so bad well you should think about hitting an enemy maybe mr. gray squirrel get me a kill bum-bum-bum-bum god damn it yeah hey yeah you get it forward since you got one more one more shot night and that magazine I almost said clip heaven forbid dun dun dun dun now that perfect performance no I do not intend to die this day [Music] they're friends upon to meet at home it looks like we'll be getting some help from these new factions I'd love to check out some of their weapons and equipment if we have time ravely wounded oh I realize she went to a [ __ ] EDM concert in the middle of all that or die trying the resistance factions take a more flexible approach to training than traditional soldiers and ice often learn multiple new abilities with each promotion they will adapt to follow your choices commander Wow cool Soulja as 10 AP needs 25 for Killzone this is neat food that seems really good remote start yeah so Danna that seems awesome I'm gonna take that for sure that seems great man promotion Pataki all he got his slashed [ __ ] yeah fortunes did his portrait look so bad as to love it launched grenade very nice okay Demolition unleash a volley of bullets at your targets cover significantly damaging or destroying it deals no damage to your target or fires up arise that pins down a target granting reaction fire against it if it moves and imposing a 50% you have taken that squad sign on my snipe very good [Music] nothing recovered that's a shame and 82 Intel and a scientist though alright damn may be able to determine whether have being held through a future covert action cool the resistance factions can help us locate our captive soldier if we deploy on a covert action alongside them thank you for sending additional support staff to assist me commander I will make sure they are put to good use goddamn yeah that immediate squad side is something else man I really like that a lot at least we don't have to worry about keeping the council happy anymore even with the spokesman lurking in the shadows fuel alright y'all I am loving it so far but where I think that's a pretty natural breaking point for our first day of XCOM - it's really good I mean ask me if I'm surprised but real good stuff so far having a great time looking forward to a lot more man thanks for joining me for the first few hours of XCOM - War of the Chosun we'll do plenty more in the upcoming days here probably gonna be occupying my streams for the next couple of weeks or so so hooray no I'm not surprised thank you for asking

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Published: Thu Jun 06 2019