Bad Designs That Got Completely Out Of Control

welcome to reaction time everybody today we're looking at el design crap off you ever seen a designer when you're just like what are they doing I want to literally take that design and burn it well we're gonna get all those compiling into one thing and that's what we got in store today all right we're gonna start off with this one all right so here we got a little girl just swinging off a building I'm stopping this I'm stopping this this is a monstrosity all right no matter how fun it looks dude oh I'm so fun okay it's a real okay we get it it's like in Loch Ness you you have to be creative you know you have to be so creative in fact that safety it's not your number one priority look at this and the the dad is just swinging the daughter he's pushing her if this thing snaps or the support collapses this is unbelievable I've never seen anything like this it's been good the human race has advanced to places we never thought we'd be able to go the moon a mobile computer we're so advanced we're so advanced yet this girl has met her destiny because of her parents who is ready for crappy design this swing was designed very crapoly thank you to her dear parents for encouraging this and actually swinging her over the ledge now if you're new to reaction time guys I'm tall fishman I'm gonna be your host for today and yesterday the video before and the next video after yeah every single video every day it's gonna be a fun time speaking of design that I hope it's not crappy just relaunched the website baby I'm so excited reaction time calm you guys already know about a sense you follow me on Instagram I told Fishman you would know but for all you fakes out there that don't know because you don't follow me on instagram at all Fishman by the way shameless plug it's finally ready and of course I cannot forget about that little guy right there cannot forget oh my gosh this okay I'm done with this guy if you guys don't know Alfredo the savages are back in stock for those of you guys I've been waiting for it you have been asking and they're back and police help me dear save me all right I can't stand these guys and guy he just made an inappropriate comment for no reason if you're my own little savages em reaction I'm calm it's gonna be a boom right here in the description or just typing on Google looks cool some more design fails oh oh isn't that great well you better hope that you don't come to some stop where someone just goes oh yeah because uh you know you put cacti in your glove compartment are you serious what are you a nursery are you trying to grow some plants it's your car it's not it's not your garden all right knock on wood don't wish this upon anybody but if you have cacti and all of a sudden you don't know Oh a kid runs through the street chasing a ball you have to brake and then boom it's one spiky afternoon let me tell you that next up we got an Apple Computer okay this one is the probe and the wheels and the new Mac Pro don't have locks you know that means it's gonna roll and if you got the expensive Edition that's thirteen thousand dollars rolling by itself you don't know where I'm gonna go now so we ought to congratulate them congratulate Apple for forgetting to put wheel locks well I actually don't know if that's the standard feature I know that person didn't have it what about this your oh no we got this problem over here where people don't want to touch things with their hand right right it's better just have your shoe and press with your foot on the floor that you want to go to kind of genius right what are people the wheelchairs can do mm-hmm cuz I won't please explain to me what are they gonna do make handicapped people you know and think about them did no one think about them oh sorry my little heated I'm good whoa we're good inevitably mess these are stairs wooden stairs in fact stairs so sleek so cool you might not even be able to see them so this is top view looking down at the stairs how crazy is this look at this they're all going through here and you can't even tell you can't tell because the pattern messes with your eyes design fail boo in the event of a fire you need to find the camouflaged or the hidden door that will have the fire hydrant to put out the fire if you can find it in an event of the fire [Applause] this is a fingerprint blood-pressure simulator okay is not meant to be taken seriously because you're not actually giving the sample to your phone you do this and it tells you your blood pressure it can't detect your blood pressure it's a prank app I had a six-year-old diabetic patient come into my office with a blood pressure of 205 over 100 he stopped taking his medication because its application told him his blood pressure was fine and gave him blood spots in his eye and a serious retinal detachment that he now needs emergency surgery for I understand this is a prank out but this is seriously dangerous for the older folks who don't know how to use technology oh [Music] oh my coaster melts its own plastic when toasty this is fantastic this stuff is next-level this one has to take the cake for one of the crappies designs ever sobral east and so they call it you can roll it while the razor goes through whatever it is you know paper cardboard it's perfect but they didn't say which direction you're supposed to release the blade and this guy almost cut himself Wow thank you so much for missing your hand cuz you were just one babe I need help kill bar Gib Gib Gib halt our international airport has a freeway that crosses the runway a freeway that crosses the runway yeah there is stoplights that makes sure cars don't go when there's a plane but other emergency landings what if the stoplights don't function that day like are you kidding me who thought it was a good idea we need to rethink safety okay a lot of things were built way back when when there wasn't a lot of thought oh this might not be that safe if there's a lot of traffic oh yeah or any traffic will check 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goes post-workout Power Move oh no stress no risk drink chocolate milk the weirdest things amuse means it's kind of sad look well my grandma made me she made me knitted handle covers for your pots and then when they're not on the pot they kind of look like little duckie are you gonna graduate this is the road to success things you've heard in the past you want to be on the road to success you want to graduate just take a look into the future a look into the future look into the future Hey Hey look look into the future who thought this looked good these are railroad tracks okay it's not a path on the road to success oh she's walking towards looks like a train I know it's supposed to be light they go towards the light of success Oh who thought glass bathroom stalls would be a good idea oh my god wait wait a minute I know who this is installed this is the men's bathroom nevermind I know I don't know who designed this okay I thought like oh there would be people like yeah that's a cool idea you know if you can't actually see the person inside but guess what not only do we see the person inside look how tight and secure this guy is like you know he's taking a photo well at least it kind of blurred your face style it's just the most Awkward interaction when you're done how's it going yeah that's awkward especially if you're with like a co-worker that you just met like I want to cry for this guy oh and you know your friends were taking photos of you every single time oh no no okay you guys you know these like little garages they act like two garages because they can kind of go down into a garage and it's gonna be pretty simple and then you're not supposed to park over it or at least check because when it goes up so you can summon your car you just destroyed another car while that's expensive that's it I'm sure this person can afford it though if you have this type of garage but man now what you would think is luxury gosh there's so many of these it's just crazy to think people don't even think it through sometimes like this next one just looks awkward at this okay check out this screen it's an advertisement where they try to wrapping it around the pole they didn't adjust for the curvature so it's so bad it looks like she just saw like an alien or they got that massive fish lens it's my turn [Music] oh yeah what I'm talking to a foreign stuff Hedgehog like [ __ ] is a very koala sell my railroad video what what is it what amuse me amuse me laughs Ottoman get a base great great thank you I just I missed so many other guys know if you really want to help me out let me get rid of these guys all right we gotta cover I gotta cover oh my god you guys almost saw what's coming soon I can't show you that though if those are you guys I saw it a secret all right guys that was it for crappy design feel make sure to get your own afraid of the savage 4-inch stuffed Hedgehog and reaction time calm it's gonna look like this right here so you guys can go on google type it in you'll see it right there and it's only for lemon-thyme guys we only got 400 and there was so many of you guys that actually signed up to get notified when it's back in stock so the first people are gonna get it and I can't promise that they're gonna be back in stock again just saying cuz you know pop afraid oh he got his action going but not to that level he's still kind of old isn't that right yeah hope you guys enjoyed make sure to smash the like let's get to 50,000 likes I'm making a diss track long I'll Fredo I'll see you guys soon make sure if I'm in the socials add tall fishman take talk Instagram Twitter I'll see you all very soon I hope you have a great one [Music]

Channel: Reaction Time

Views: 399,638

Rating: 4.9432178 out of 5

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Id: Gf_itJJUtpI

Length: 11min 29sec (689 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 20 2020