Astarion- Rare and funny dialogues | Baldur's Gate 3

oh Bravo on call we'll keep refusing until the end of time I'm done bowing to the whims of others I'm almost tempted to tell shadowart what she did to see if I can jog her memory I doubt sha would take too kindly to anyone meddling in her little project though defeating a devil in his own home feels very very good actually mother may I I'm positively starved tart we're all friends here aren't we bal's Army will be an unsurpassable dowy I cannot wait for you to claim it well when you look this good I almost wish you hadn't been but uh you do know me what no don't you dare this isn't funny of course what fun I'm going to [ __ ] kill you if they ask for a sacrifice I'd suggest virgins young and Hot Blooded H how about this one when I'm with you I feel practically alive yet I crave only to die again with you how about have I said these little words everyone's favorite I love you but rather Beautiful Lie nonetheless now as much as I relish standing around and saying all my favorite lines at you I'd much rather we got to experience each other's uh full portfolio of talents once again that's oh you're serious well of course we can leave him it's the easiest thing in the world we just have to keep on walking and who knows maybe we'll have better luck with our next weapon of incomprehensible destruction no the Untouchable carlac is Untouchable no more i' shake her hand but she can still snap me in too so uh uh probably saf is to skip it wait premium Trinkets and dood do dark more the the terror of cloakwood you stole away more children than any vampire and look at you now you get back to me this is important devil but did take special pleasure in my pain he said my screams sound it sweetest now that I'm gone I don't know I pity the other six thank goodness I was almost worried cleany little [ __ ] is absolute and she wants to me H H thank you for helping me it was very kind strange little beast I would have made short work of it once are you really being Way laided by a snack let's just look around Vermin be damned rotten meat that's what gets you going well do each their own we have a new look for a new you nice as it is you still don't have the best hair in the camp doesn't it it sound delightful for the lucky little vampire on The Winning Side after 200 years of [ __ ] pure [ __ ] I think I deserve something better you're too adorable I'll be fine I'm sure they'll bring back memories of so many pathetic years but I'm much stronger now my body red and warped while I was utterly helpless the grip of death owned my heart as it beat its last neither will I darling at least I hope you'll come along for the show but regardless the plan is simple find him stop him from Gaining Almighty power and then really enjoy killing him and if I can seize that Almighty power for myself well all the better nice to be in a crowd of normal people for once that's an order really why don't you protect us I prefer my company extraordinary oh thanks that days don't thank me thank G it's but you're being a big excuse you I didn't need that prick to make me who I am you want for supper you're right of course forgive me all good thans it's not enough we have a gallery of villains to look out for but now we could be infiltrated by a shape changer I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos well I I mean kind of it's a long story honestly I was wondering when you're going to ask me about this I guessed the man can't stay quiet about enjoying the freedom of Nature's gifts I bet he'd Outlaw clothing if he could oh I know I was being foolish but thank you for saying it this is the first time in 200 years I've seen these streets in the sunlight you can forget just how much color there is in the world H yes of course obviously sorry did you want something you know I never dreamed our Noble jera would be such a terrible terrible mother it's nice to see heroes are as awful as the rest of us H please do I would love to have you for supper Taylor's mannequins I never figured sha for a follower of fashion sorry but what in the literal Hells was that do you often burst into flames or was that a special occasion I hate to judge the proverbial book but that o may be all cover and no Pages that's the Minsk jir has been searching for good Gods well I hope I'm not interrupting aaran what a pleasant surprise I must have drawn more blood than I intended sure we cheated to get here but you could argue that makes our Victory more legitimate look at this place from a symbol of the City's power and Grandeur to a brain infested husk maybe I should help fund the repairs when this is all over it would be the civic-minded thing to do and it means we could install secret tunnels spy Halles maybe even a Mur pit everything we'd need to root from the Shadows Shadow heart Shadow heart I'm sure her parents meant well but the name's a little ominous isn't it unless she chose it herself which is even more worrying honestly no tea isn't really my drink I'll be awake a while anyway I need some time to think things through to process this hundreds it'll take hours to kill them all she's right we should just go excuse me I would never but fine take her if you wish just know I'll be resting with one eye open I mean I think it was was a bear big head four legs hair that gets stuck in your teeth whatever it was I thoroughly enjoyed it first you kill me then you bring me back you make quite the first impression how about we try words instead of blades H it's safer for everyone I died they killed me at least someone had the good Grace to bring me back I suppose that merits an introduction that was close I could almost kiss the boards here but well that would be disgusting to hear a steel and H say that it's not easy to walk away from immortality most people will have held on to that scroll for as long as they could bear to and probably a century or two longer than that the tadpole gives us the ability to influence others ignore it deny it this is nothing nothing but a disease and every use will sicken us further nonsense any power freely given is a power well received and this is a valuable power indeed it's only valuable if we understand it and we don't not yet at least the tple allows us to influence others how very interesting don't get too excited influence comes at a cost and until we know what that cost is the only reasonable approach is a cautious one you have the ability to manipulate people make them bend to your every whim and you'd be cautious about it that's no fun my point exactly I'm so glad you agree the sweet hell were you were thinking activating that lot I was right there gods do you have any idea how much that hurt next time no no no if there is a next time I'll be the one aiming the all powerful weapon thank you excuse me that was the least you could do after dropping a building on me well apparently there's a limit somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full concentrated power of the sun next time just warn me before you do something stupid at least then I can get out of the blast radius he was spinning a tail and you were falling for it vampires sacred missions honestly bigot it if you'd seen no no we're done here let's go spite made me who I am now let sleeping dogs lie lest you get bitten I suppose I shouldn't be surprised kazador always had a twisted sense of humor

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Published: Sun Nov 05 2023