Assassin's Creed Odyssey || Funny Montage

ah this is the point where i say this is a family-friendly channel i want one of these days screen can't imagine fighting the cyclops thugs with it now sorry what what just happened oh flashback cassandra alexis played despacito not looking good no i'm dead [Laughter] oh god is my horse dead oh my horse isn't dead thank god oh no i'm alive somehow hello who are you you need to take a step back nobody talks to me like that is that his ship oh jesus we'll take this guy because he's a big oh wait whoa whoa guys what are you doing help help you've left your captain all the way over there it's just like oops oh god i didn't mean a fire hello piggy oh that's me yay what are you doing what are you doing i put blood all over his head oh no the poor little ship oh it got away though oh did it ah what's going on with the guys in the background this is having a great time on there ah nobody has fun in here stop dancing may the light of apollo guide you to your family oh that's very different to what you told me to start apollo's light will kill you now it will guide you [Music] oh god die all right guys see you later it's been fun let me take your horse bye-bye bye yes it is i bow before beard face hello triangle going hole can't wait to squeeze so many oranges on this thing everyone will be tested for us two days oh god hello oh my god i'm gonna die no get off oh did my host die four boys oh it served me well can i call another one phobos [Laughter] how you doing son oh god that was simple oh it also knows when i'm inside as well must have a sensor good job i grabbed that before i went otherwise this whole trip would have been a waste of time it's an animus console prototype roman variant with the i o capacities pushed to their max ultra portable with more calculating power than nasa and oh god that was just like i i think i think i just zoned out there you make your own look remember why do people keep telling me that like oh my god stop telling me that can't believe a laptop can speak like this is pointless except to explain some plot geez i want to have some fun bring me the lamp or in this case i guess it would be spear ah okay very good time to talk you're a terrible shot jesus she's got no shadow she's a vampire that's reflection in it ah close enough but if you don't know where she is that means she abandoned you too how sad would you say that make you an elixir that will give you the vigor of a man a fraction of your aids god save me i cannot do this anymore just pay me jesus will someone just pay me i'm so sorry mate [Laughter] what well there he is i'll take you away don't worry i'm safe enough does anyone realize ah no that's so not fair oh jesus join us in an epic quest aren't we grateful alexius man of many words find my ship and my yiki will you sorry i missed that what's a what's a geek an amazing discovery guys this whole time recording i had the saturation wrong so everything has been freaking colored yellow it wasn't i was gonna say what's he gonna do oh he's got a speed pony pony are you coming hold on come on dude you're coming with me get out of my way i've got sapphires or an opportunity that went unseen by your eyes and a smelly smell that got smelled by her smelly nose oh that's a big deer oh my god jesus there's a whole family of everything go away bird surprise you've caught the merman sorry oh he can't even buy a shark is that a that's a dolphin no are they gonna kill the dolphins i gotta save the dolphin cause we have the d oh god jesus freaking wolves you tripped over four bus you'll pay are you athenian scum do not hit my papas you pig no phobos is completely stuck he's part of oh man your narcissistic prick i am a god bloody up his own ass isn't he look like that guy's dabbing what the hell they had dabbing before it was cool that bird likes to sing oh she got up okay i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out e [Laughter] and we killed both of them which were now bury right next to each other very dignified hold on there's people there just being attacked look at them they're just standing still getting tired by the walls and doing nothing i hide in bush too there was three guys there there's only one left look at him what's he doing he's just watching the walls attacking also why do the walls have pointy faces again i watched the last video through and i still kept on missing loot i'm so sorry you're like three girls i got a wolfies there you go steal the water supplies yeah and then and then and then it depends hello buddy lovely shield i love the design you've got owls oh oh poor smelly like fish over what look they're all standing here they're gonna be picked up by the eagles vehicles are coming gandalf the oil oh no oil it burns no fat no bad what's going on here leak bam who's this kidder oh she's gonna help me what what excuse me where did these guys come from oh jesus seems like odessa has been causing some problems for them and they're also after her father's estate i like how i'm saying that right next to her i thought i was talking to her you've been a naughty girl show me what you mean god alexos you're so thirsty jesus odyssus was a great lover too this guy he's just coming off as a complete sex pest hey look what's this kid doing what are you doing he's like smashed a pot you're a terrible mercenary let's not talk then oh oh oh do we see stuff am i gonna have to edit this out oh good all right so wait this is your treasure i'm so sorry pooch i don't want to kill things i don't have to especially if the oh he's in the mountain let's go say you don't touch my wolf go and get him get him wolf oh he killed him the lion's like ah get him i'm wolf just owning a shop and then seeing this sorry dude i've just got to be careful i haven't been hit so there it is [Applause] stabbing the goats and the elks can't forget the elks don't play favorites here i take all pelt oh that's a snake is that a clue to what's going to be inside big breasted women i'm coming no big boulders see a bloody snake already i'm on fire i'm dead i i can already see there's a snake in that pot god damn it yeah there you go come on he's like yeah walkies yeah he's not dead though now he is oh he's like no there's a dead dude who could have done such a thing wolf how did you get in here oh use the door oh is that him just just stand up and i'll take it from here perry please oh i want a waste of a tomato oh god didn't see him there you go that's a lot of snakes what the hell were you doing in here how can you joke about this thugs broke into my home dragged me here sounds like a hilarious practical joke to me the poisoner hello how you doing he's just like slowly getting up when i'm faking them oh these are these the bandits that i said i wouldn't kill well they're dead now you did it right you could attack one of us and get away with it with you come out and fight oh he did that without moving his lips because that was the weirdest thing he did there did you see that oh my god get off get off into the water i love perching oh god no not just damn it [Music] can going to talk today no all right there's a ball at the temple killing people all right sorry about this mr paul came to the wrong place we're having bacon tonight friends come in all shapes and sizes i have an eagle and he's a close friend of mine wow really that's so cool ah i hate you excuse that the snake safety this to me she made me bold oh that's a shame oh well see you later would you would you get out me wee man this is so pretty um kick of the world why'd you have to ruin it stealth attack wait the other guy shouldn't have seen me oh he's alive there you go now he's dead okay is the bear still chasing me no burn bear stays behind oh jesus burn back and teleport get out me bear forest are you okay mr bear [Music] oh okay all right look at this for a shot i didn't even know how i managed it who among you is strong me me do i smash smash ah jesus that give me a shock bloody hell we fight then let the crashing be i'm gonna die yeah oh my god oh god no he's oh oh [Laughter] i don't need you right now okay i hear that i hate you hey everybody we're gonna end it all you ready to ride i i mean i don't know i couldn't even take on the other dude i can't take them on i can't take these guys on level 28 at level 18 10 levels high i can do this oh no no stop it i got the right idea though i got the idea [Music] [Applause] after you sorry i completely zoned out that for a second what what are we going for again there's no way to kill this person without anyone without them seeing me hiya how you doing [Laughter] right now to lose him that was pretty easy with it oh sharp point better spear good good let's go bless my soul lexus on a roll here i go jumping from a building oh my god no they need killing all of them die oh what was that guy hello hey guys you talking about me in these kinds of games oh my god sorry you had to say that really oh come off it bugger off sick of you i want no trouble and you keep on trying to kill us kill you oh i thought we were going to play cards yeah i'm also going to take his treasure oh come on really there are freaking women around here it's only seem to hate me i don't want to i don't want to kill anybody oh hey yeah oh oops there's a bloody bounty on this i have no reason to doubt it that was so funny i was just talking to him and he was being knocked out on the floor what's going on [Music] at least i know how to deal with him now that i know what he's after oh my god you gave me loads of money oh cheers pet i didn't really ask for any chicken frickin chickens born of the devil oh another one are you having fun up there not talking today no nothing something's up with that bird it's got a plan yeah yes victory now where's my fan aiden are you gonna run come on you just seen us kill everybody why would you even try this going horribly wrong this is corinthians so we'll do it the corinthian way hawkers yay you know my mother she was big [ __ ] trouble get the [ __ ] off my streets stop swearing [ __ ] off my street well he's about to be dead oh oh god i told you the women the city were nuts oh my god we're gonna have a sense of that well there is it's just blood spots there's no actual goal oh no there it is there's the goal oh yeah this is why no you don't oh there's a deer oh god i'm so sorry mr deer i didn't mean to do you really want to go really still all right then all right let's kill you right in the cub wait what what where did ah where did this thing come from well i can i can bloody tame it so i'm going to there we go i hope you can tame great white sharks that'd be awesome right okay what's the best way to take care of these snakes i know y'all i have purified the bath house god i look magnificent with all my armor look at the fashion sense red on gold wait why are you walking backwards what jesus who is this guy he's invincible oh no he's gonna you're gonna kill me kid no dog the kitty cat oh i'm level 22. there's like no way i can get them off i'm unfortunately i'm gonna have to kill her [Music] oh you didn't even notice didn't even notice your friend died my god you're inept right that's also near this guy wait what why are we not okay kick him and oh yes okay guys you ready uh all right okay oh there it is jesus is huge [Laughter] never mind can't even take on a single lion oh he's helping us dude you boss i will pay you if you help me slaughter this thing they've already decided to attack they started it yeah yeah bobo's could fly with a new dlc oh my god oh boys bubbles what do you think who tried to kill me i did oh wow what is that it's movie dick what's it doing in the water is like this jesus icarus must be getting close nevermind it's not icarus i was so happy for a second what you heartless cow poor baby must be cold but i will [Music] synchronize oh apparently this isn't even stealing so hope you don't mind if i just take all your offerings we found gold boys good good good okay i'll be right i'll be back with the gold soon enough yeah stab right oh oops i just murdered everybody i'm so sorry hey oh my god all the damage die well this was fun see you guys little god nobody can replace you you're the biggest [ __ ] of them all oh you have to good for me hello oh little bit of an echo i [Music] [Music] well this has got a hobby i suppose rather than just following me persuade this woman to join my crew please join my crew hurry up explode oh my god i'm so sorry you want me dead i hate you you're the source of only problems really we're gonna do this we're gonna you know what sonja's i'm sick of playing the good guy you could have just let this all eyes like oh my god a whole village was massacred here you're damn right it was sorry dude and that is how we slay the whole city look at that oh my god now you killed me lying you did it all this time i was wondering oh i'm gonna kill you all what's it oh fellonia the death oh no she death my dog's death he's hilarious [Laughter] he's a witch burn the witch your shields can't protect you from fire yes who you are there we go mount ah what's happened to you you know what it is i leave this city for two bloody seconds you kidding me i can't catch a break you're always here um so how is the family dead oh okay i guess i'll leave it there look at the balance are you winning witnessing this greatness it's not deep water we're fine we're just crossing the channel don't you randomly break on me oh god oh god oh god really no really ah ah hey do you mind like stopping for a second thank you cheers see you later and what exactly do we have in common we both got complicated pastor both killers i wasn't expecting you to ask it's time we got going oh my god what happens when you know we we do the thing and then and and then we i take it back to the boat and odessa's there and oh no oh i should have thought this through to our prayers he's only mortal from what i've heard he's much more [Music] oh yes i am oh god i love when you talk about me here it comes oh it's the best i love doing that you're not dead now you are oh why can't i assassinate is that because oh hello hello alexios like alexios uh what just happened oh my god why why does this have to happen i can't click anything i've got my eye on someone else don't make it oh are we on a date oh my god all these women alexis let's run chase me what is he focusing on he's got one eye on her forehead and one near the right on her eye icarus look away dammit no ruins everything ah she transformed into a wolf jesus i'm starting a relationship with your daughter i know she's got daddy problems the best kind of woman [Laughter] but it would be easier if i didn't have to introduce myself to you how you doing how's it going enjoying having a girlfriend really really good this is this is not how it's supposed to go you hot-headed spot in scumbag well you're dead mate i'm so sorry we're just i'm not gonna mention that at all to it and be like hey how are you doing well he's dead now move on also it killed your ex yes a party yes oh this looks gorgeous well this is a really big decision because it will impact i never imagined you'd both bring me so much sorrow well that went as good as it could bloody be expected please don't tell me that's it do you have to keep doing that i've got leather straps what was that oh no more talking oh like really you haven't seen anything yet oh oh my god god alexius moves fast doesn't he watch me run backwards [Music] [Music] yes that's me no no no i don't mean it all right don't stop no trouble move along let the experienced people do their jobs never ah is he all just a bear honest artist it's a bloody bear would be so funny if you just like took a big crap right in front of this person like having a drink yeah god you're you're bloody brain goes to weird places james they always say when you die you void your bowels why all three women holding their hands in weird positions i only wanted a tablet bath i assume it's their orders what a roll a scroll roll and come back to me lamb [Music] stop call me alarm i'm a cow [Laughter] and javelin just everything just just throw whatever we've got the kitchen sink if we have it it's just like god my son oh didn't realize that he would turn out this weird he wears a ball mask everywhere you're right buddy yes is that dog peeing come on the dog is peeing okay up we go go on horses oh god foremost calm down there's something i want to show you supposed to be held apparently [Laughter] what just happened but he hasn't returned from the war stentor i knew i should have killed him on the beach wait why because he didn't return home he might be dead also what is with the really low polygonal hopper lights behind them i'm not going to synchronize no i don't want to do it i'm my own person how did you get here oh you traitor oh no he actually said traitor my oldest and dearest friend i sent him to watch over you and now here you are i wish you hadn't oh if there's a flying fish again okay so we're a tomb raider at the moment wow it's more elaborate than i could have imagined but you saw it in the vr thing oh i mean uh bleep that yeah i'm gonna kill you oh my god she's like dead she just got flattened and the rest of your corn then come on what happened there oh my god the invisible sword that's another coldest member down hello somebody somebody jumping up for joy about the arena i should give it a go oh it's my new favorite thing oh no stay there stay there damn it right on the top i did it see you later [Music] leonidas was king alexios and yet i grew up in the dirt i want to be rich and spoiled hey babe what what the hell is there a man running in a diaper well let me make it up to you i'll cook your rice for you there you go that'll work right enjoy rice what oh pray fellow yeah damn it follow him follow him is he dead oh dead i win i'll give you a proper death [Music] i did as well running in the 90s but oh my god jump bobos my god what a magical horse even in death and in water you have a ring my good sir my ring fine okay apparently that didn't work okay come on we're gonna fly me and you foremost let's go oh god what oh oh god this isn't good i'm in bushes oh for god's sake there we go oh you want to dance oh god the ball no the freaking ball killed me bad i like the idea that phobos doesn't talk apart from when it says that oh my god boris boris no leave him don't boris oh did he run did he actually run oh oh there he is no no wait a minute oh my god god damn it did phobos count as a kill for me that's why he's not available oh my god for seven days and seven nights alexius road all the way around the bay to get towards his weird testicle person and has endurance to spare jealous i don't think so no up up and people are popping in oh look at me boris you're not allowed to help are they okay with that yes okay not really much of a cheer [Laughter] one go on go on go on go on go on which ones you gonna pick which one are you gonna yell at me today for haha icarus yes oh my god can you imagine just being attacked by all the animals oh hell yeah papa father watch me watch me you probably noticed in my series it's just kind of like killing this thing killing this thing fighting the new mean lion i'm doing good how are you doing yeah oh i still i see you've got your right your vulture friends still yes go away fine and i completely friggin missed him oh god one final hit up the button oh okay in the hell there we go come on you got issues we can work it out is he dead is he dead why are they always dead well that was a boring 12 hours but here we go oh my god that's cool oh good kitty griffin woman guardian of truth and knowledge why the hell do you have a snake's tail can i ask again what are you the sphinx the guardian oh i got a ride yes you can be oh balls god i hate it when you touch my face you know this place is gonna start stinking soon i'm not made for ruling my king just well that was the weirdest thing ever i'll bring her back no matter what dead or alive oh the phone sorry i i just realized now it's like why do they sound like women singing because they they are all women's oh that's cool instead of go they go because they don't have adam's apples are you a woman because i'll take you with me crew you'd match perfectly i'm going for a female ensemble uh my ship please oh oh my god what are they holding trees come on we got this meeting you buddy so uh how are you doing i'm fine just just kill the hyena good for you no think oh oh god hi hi again sorry um i i didn't know this was a civilized point you bloody we're dead where's my friend what friend the vulture yes okay well good job stop talking about that yeah if i kill them i get murder and stuff right but if my lion kills them there's no consequence do this you can if you're lying kill everybody in the entire city and you will it will not have any consequence to anything so that's how you end a party hey look it's phoebe again oh jesus christ i was gonna say just hit him once look i dropped her off right and she just hasn't moved for weeks weeks get in the water the necklace you bought me i won't stand in its way whoa what but wait why did you did she just [Music] did she just explode into pigeons you cannot win have you seen me l1 and r1 move it's pretty amazing watch finally reunited only to lose each other again don't touch that chest it's mine it's my place yes try to stop me feeling you'd like some fresh ones no please oops oh god ah jesus oh i'm so sorry what's going on here [ __ ] go bam oh my god it's a bloody white jesus all right fair enough uh i guess i'll go over here you know i don't really mean everything i say to you right yeah it's just for the video i mean we get on right yes best friends forever oh i love you man you love you too oh recording go away you stupid bird did he tell you anything about my bathtub he's dead your target is currently one level above you do i give a rat's bottom so is this a bad time to ask for a signature well i hate more trouble with the bloody um oh no boy every time i take [Laughter] have a little fun no no you've probably got all of those horrible diseases my god hardly much of a muse is she not very amusing all right let's go then i got some va finally oh who made her a monster hey well what happened to demos she was probably shot in the back there you go stinky okay now let me just skip through it all wait a minute i upgraded that to look so awesome why is it looking like crap again did you hear about article 13 yes i love it dear because you know it's to put a lot of people out of jobs still don't have any skills he's got a point you know you look like a witness but i'll let you go this time oh my god i almost didn't oh oh okay okay why did it kill somebody like i just do the same things over and over do you know what i mean nobody can replace you you're going to be okay with me bringing oh this might mess up the animations hold on this could be awesome [Laughter] she's right here all right um i'm i'm just gonna leave her here where are they vioni is done with you i knew it i knew it i'm clever yeah and raise me to there okay he's just a big baby hey wait you wanna you wanna fight as well really just like a random confirmed cult is killed wait what was he he was a cultist [Laughter] oops well there we go he's dead now oh my god [Applause] bye i'll see you later

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Length: 39min 50sec (2390 seconds)

Published: Fri May 15 2020