Asmongold Reacts to "WoW Private Servers in a Nutshell" by Krucial

Berg's - yeah it's fine okay watch Azeroth Wow why do I look up wow I'm just gonna go to youtube okay discord is down well you can't win them all right okay spare sorting all righty uh yeah it's done not working all right a Z or Azeroth what's it called what is it called and we'll watch it pornhub know what we're not gonna go on there I don't want to get in trouble okay watch while private servers in a nutshell oh yeah I wanted to watch that anyway let's watch that right now Wow private servers in a nut shell okay all right good we'll take a look at this while we're waiting for for the game to work oh we're in the bastion of Twilight [Music] gentlemen I am so pleased to see that you have all heeded my summons okay you have all been enlightened to the fact that retail is dying and the current direction that Wow is going will lead to its inevitable suicide that's a strange word to use but okay gentlemen the moment that thousands No billions of people are waiting for it was nigh you are here today for you will be responsible it is the true version of World of Warcraft classic oh wow oh is astok idea it'll be a really good opportunity to invigorate the passion and nostalgia that many players don't even have for the game anymore yes and it will be perfect no exceptions and no shortcuts in any avenue our service will be entirely pleased like that's all sir so what are we gonna focus on first the core the coding let's focus on the in-game shop the wagon shop I have idea make it so players can buy two hundred percent speed XP potions for the first month then a month later sale instant label 64 200 US dollars yes really Wales and cash cows will be playing into our thieving hands what else remember please like what about having the most up-to-date technological infrastructure that we can afford at the moment to minimize the amount of unplanned downtime that our servers might encounter I mean like our server can have great coding and scripting but if the servers are constantly crashing it would deter a lot of people from playing where the [ __ ] do you think you are wait sir this could actually be a good idea finally a voice of reason we can open up a public donation stating that the funds donated will go towards upgrading our hardware ok reality however we won't actually embezzle the money and send it straight into our bank accounts ah I see forgettable facial excited My dear boy truly you possess cream or what else what else well we'll have to get to contact with China the influx of gold farmers that will saturate our servers will give many avenues for people to buy gold if they don't wish to farm it themselves we'll set up a contract behind the scenes and carve out a percentage of the profits in exchange for allowing gold farmers to operate behind the scenes while we pretend warrant is good right the money sent why stop there will also allow them to hack you to play your accounts and then post them on own cord the cell however we will limit the amount of hacked accounts going to where we make a marginal profit but it doesn't become a noticeable issue I can see myself retiring at the age of 32 already aren't you like 66 look I'm sorry but I thought this was supposed to be a team of people who had love for old World of Warcraft and who wanted to reinvigorate that love for all the new players alike no I mean I get that obviously work like this requires funds time dedication and passion no but this is just straight-up thievery and corruption not if we don't get caught My dear boy listen we are providing to the community it's only fair that we take something back in exchange but who will care you think that there will be some youtuber to expose us left and right and keep us in check every day endlessly hilarious but my lord what if there is a person who then we will threaten them and their families and hire assassins but my lord is that legal I will make it legal our service will monopolize the world of warcraft gaming industry and we will net billions but obviously the six of us cannot do this alone I'm putting together a crew to aid us in our endeavors first puppet master in charge of community management and forum moderation puppet master will instantly delete any negative comments affiliate staff and the server in any form thread in-game message or I don't know I want to have people giving you constructive criticism if they're all bad place after a few weeks puppet master will contact set banned individuals with a link claiming to restore their accounts and appeal their bans in reality however it will download ransomware into their computers second gold-digger not well-versed in coding scripting or well anything useful actually gold-digger will be here just to attack those who dare voice opposition to our endeavors her relentless insults and unruly behavior will deter those scum from ever returning this is Reuters black pirate black pirate has a past of being well known in the legacy server community for compiling server exploits in selling World of Warcraft gold black pirate has absolutely no experience with any network design or software engineering so if people are wondering why he's here we'll just say he's a community manager should anyone catch on to his past deeds we will quickly deflect their accusations by posting a wallpaper on our website saying selling gold is not right which is so admiral on the banner surely no see that he has changed his ways then finally we have jonathan a 42 year old hard-working father with a tech degree jonathan has such a strong raging passion for the game so much so that he makes time to work above and beyond his already demanding a lifestyle in order to deliver the best core that our servers will ever have Robison is almost 100% going to leave this server a month before launch due to the leaching in corruption rocked by everyone else on the deck by then the server will it'll be pretty much ready for launch once more we legacy servers will rule the industry and we shall have classic the funny thing about that is that it's true like that was actually a really really good video I thought that was [ __ ] hilarious because let's be honest every classic server every private server is a scam and it's run by people who are clowns and so anybody that plays on the

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Length: 8min 0sec (480 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 17 2018