Asmongold Reacts to "The True Story of Arthas, The Lich King" by Nixxiom - World of Warcraft

this is funny this is actually funny to me it would enter Arthas Arthas okay everybody wants Arthas okay I actually wanted Illidan it's okay guys the true story of Arthas the Lich King alright so you guys heard a lot about Illidan let's move on to Arthas okay so art this was the prince of Lordaeron and was born in a city called capital city yeah you heard me right I guess was or just couldn't think of any good names for the capital of Lordran whatever is that true they really just call it capital city III didn't I don't remember that at all well hey [ __ ] him anyway aren't this pretty much grew up as a spoiled little brat he got everything he wanted he even got a horse Ferrari vincible three guesses what happens to the horse so because art this is such an impatient little dickweed he pretty much rides invincible out one day while it's snowing the horse slips as it tries to jump over some whatever and then it breaks its legs and Arthas has to kill it with a sword boohoo it's not like your dad can afford a million more horses for your royal ass to ride now after Arthas recovers from the tragic loss of his horse he goes to become a paladin and Crichton is pretty much a warrior that can cast spells so pretty much a warrior if a warrior was actually fun and interesting to play in a World of Warcraft so aren't this thing gets the hots for a blonde girl who lives down the street in a city called dollar on her name is Jaina Proudmoore and she's pretty much the most one-dimensional thing since something one-dimensional but anyway I guess she had like a big booty or something because Arthas falls in love with her one day when they're teenagers they bang each other fall in love or something there's some creepy blood elf guy who stalks them around name-o and everything seems pretty cool slightly creepy blood alpha that is until the day that the undead came Lord Iran had always been a pretty token swag place but suddenly all these dead people started to come to life and scare people well it wasn't even Hallows end Arthas and friends go out to investigate and they learned that the plague was started by some guy named Kel'Thuzad who art this guy to kel'thuzad work for some vampire monster so Arthas decides to kill him - that's right one day on his never-ending quest to kill Nosferatu Arthas realizes that one of the big cities of Lordran strapped home why do you could make it a ferry the scourge and its grain and he's forced to make a decision either kill all of the innocent people before they turn into evil and dead and start killing innocent people and spreading the plague or well there really wasn't any other option so Arthas did nothing wrong so Arthas precedes all of the innocence right which really pisses off Jana and arthas's teacher who to the Lightbringer idiot [ __ ] and hearthstone with that mysterious challenger card if you don't know who he is but in the end he does immediately Dracula who tells him to meet him in Northrend because why not he likes No Arthas decides to chase him and this really pisses off a lot of people since everyone thinks he's crazy now in Northrend Arthas finds a magic rune blade called Frostmourne that surely wasn't cursed in any way shape or form he kills Nosferatu and then he wanders off into the snow one head be heard from again that is until he came home murdered his father destroyed his entire kingdom and pretty much became a super awesome badass - just yeah that he's such a badass he goes and destroys the entire high elf Kingdom up and quelled the loss because he was sick of their [ __ ] and he had to bring Kel'Thuzad back to lots of honest well Arthas didn't have any friends he corrupts a thing called a son well which nobody cares about a bunch of elderly sad which is awesome and that's pretty much it [ __ ] did I mention that after getting that cursed room blade and becoming a supercool undead guy he brought his horse invincible back to life yeah you know he needed a horse to ride her when I yeah fast forward a bit and Arthas is told he needs to save his new master the lich king from a fish LESBIAN a beta Night Elf who hasn't been laid in over ten thousand years and that creepy blood elf they used to follow him in Jaina around when they were younger Arthas goes back to northrend he builds up a huge army of undead he estimates the armies of the fish lesbian in the creepy blood elf stalker guy and then he proceeded by bait a night elf who calls himself Illidan he then climbs up the Frozen Throne puts on the Lich Kings hat and becomes the new Lich King making him even more of a badass so pretty much Arthas is the most badass character ever with the most badass back story ever sort of that is until Wrath of the Lich King where Blizzard turned him into a whiny no-good [ __ ] who didn't have a single strategic thought in his entire head after every insurer battle that we had with the Lich King and Northrend he would just say haha losers I'll get you next time and then he would run away like a little [ __ ] it's pretty dumb I admit as trail loses pretty much complete control over northrend a bunch of heroes in an old perverted man attack I scream Citadel the old man gets frozen in an ice cube for the entire fight and a handful of random heroes managed to take down the Lich King oh wait hold on sorry um actually what happened is all the heroes are killed at the last second and then the old man pops out of his Ice Cube and saves the day instead oh wow their eyes all dramatically he sees his dad won last time whose fingers can't look like sausages and then a random character that no horde player gave a damn about becomes the new Lich King so you see this Lich King he's on fire oh how original and that's pretty much it that's the story of Arthas okay okay I think that was that was pretty good III all right all right now I do want to watch the old that's the one that I wanted to see

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Id: TapM3cAwU1A

Length: 5min 48sec (348 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 02 2018