Asian Guy Drives Drunk Grandpa Insane (prank call)

today i present to you several weeks  worth of prank calls that i made to   one angry alcoholic the requester says that he  tends to ruin holiday dinners with the family   almost every year i call him back  as so many different characters   with so many different scenarios and he  picks up every single time it's amazing enjoy hello yeah man like i finally called you back  like what do you want i have not caught i don't   who am i talking to this is tyrone i got four  missed calls from my brother like i thought it   was an emergency like what's going on who are  you like what do you need no no who are you   i have not i don't even know who  you are much less what your name   number is how can i call you how about you stop  pushing my ten digits on your f on your cell phone okay we're just uh i'm trying to sleep  over here i got my boo boo birthday   it's date night you you up though she about  to go down on me like she just left she left   good maybe she's she's one what's insane over  there that because you don't have any sense   i have no listen listen i'm listening i  don't listen shut up and listen i'm listening   i don't even know who you are much less  your number how can i call you you you you   gonna learn today you gonna learn now he's gonna  learn i have learned shut the [ __ ] up and quit   on me cause i have not got if i don't know your  number how could i call you ain't gonna tell me   not to call you when i told you not to call me  don't try to reverse i don't even know your number   can you can you speak up a little bit what uh  i told you my brother my girl was about to go   down and go blah blah blah well you better  you ought to call her back and tell her   somebody's [ __ ] with you because it ain't  me okay well just stop calling me okay   i haven't shut up and listen if i don't know  who you are or your number how can i call you   that's a great question my dog cause all  i'm seeing is rings well i don't have to   do you have the answer i don't okay man i  did do you have something to drink tonight   man like because maybe you forgot maybe  you called me no no i i i was on uh a rsv   oh you took some damn no that was a joke you  dummy do you possibly have a daughter or somebody   you could refer me to that i could take her out on  a nice yeah yeah a nice a nice lunchtime yeah yeah   he's the president of the president's  daughter no i was asking about if you had   like a nice like you know beautiful  woman in your life oh my god hello man hello uh yeah hey man  it's billy how you doing today   what is this i just wanted to let you know  man my wife told me everything the jig's   up okay no i'm sleeping with my wife okay  please shut up and listen okay i'll give is bigger than mine and that's why she's been  sleeping with you and i don't appreciate that   it really hurt myself what she told  me you have a big pecker and it's   bigger than mine and that's why i'm really  bothered by these so i'm asking you for it   it isn't my fault you have you  have a pencil oh my god you're you leave bertha out of this okay you leave bertha  out of this and you keep your hands together you   know when i brought it up not me how can i make it  bigger [ __ ] well you're the one i said i had a   big i said it ain't my fault you got a pencil i'm  unfortunate that's what i was glad i'm quoting my   wife and i wish he never told me about your  pecker okay i never wanted to know these   i don't even know your [ __ ] wife but you just  said you how do you know your picker's bigger   than mine then your story doesn't add up because  you're bullish i just tried to tell you your fault   that's all can i borrow one viagra sir i know you  have a couple in your medicine cabinet i don't   take viagra i don't need viagra i go without what  you're rubbing it again man you're now rubbing it   in about how big your picker is okay just because  your circulation you don't want to imagine it i   did i don't want to keep talking can you stop  talking about your picker please you're the one   talking about it not me i'm listening okay well as  long as you stop you know doing what you're doing   with my wife we won't have trouble otherwise i'm  gonna have to come over i don't even know you're   [ __ ] right i'm bringing my third leg and my my  fist and i'm gonna come beat your apes okay just   for closure can i come over there and can i smell  your penis just for closure to make sure that no   just to make sure my wife's vagina does not no you  can suck it you can't smell it you can suck it if   you want well that's kind you're asking for a lot  there man i just you you're basically no you're   off you're asking i'm not asking not only are  you banging my wife but now you want to get me   involved you are a sick son of a [ __ ] you know  that really yeah you're a dumb [ __ ] you are one   sick [ __ ] okay i'm coming over there who are you  who are you my name is billy dawkins and my wife   says bertha bertha bonding and birth i don't even  know i never heard of either one of you before oh yeah isn't this raja who are you raja is that  right no but why do you keep calling my telephone   man i i got this number i haven't caught i haven't  even used my telephone i don't know i don't know   who is this i see you here on my phone this  is a phone who is there this is a buck lulu is what i said because you keep calling me and  i'm very upset okay don't make me come over there   good i have not used my phone for your  lion no you are the big liar the panty why do you have to say this disgusting thing man  i don't want to do this because you're lying i   don't like liars i don't like people who want me  to suck their mosaic how about that well you do   why do you do it if you don't like it listen  just don't call my phone or that's gonna be   trouble okay i have not called your phone  i haven't used my phone all goddamn day   okay i'm just saying if i get one more  call from you hey call the captain   okay man i'm gonna i'm like i have to take  everything into my own handy okay you don't   want me call the cops call the cops okay i'm gonna  call them and then they're gonna come get you okay   you know my my friend is a police officer  you want me to pass to him hey good   i hope he's the president of the united states  listen man like you have to start just help me   i'm trying to find out what's happening  here here talk to my friend i bury tom he's a character man like hello uh yeah i was hoping to make  an appointment for tonight do you have any   openings at 6 00 pm who is this uh this  is billy i this is books milking right   who i was hoping to make an appointment with ranga  hantam and [ __ ] yum t ram gay for the messiah i   think you got the wrong number what what are you  talking about like i i just came in there three   days ago you gave me this number no i'm saying  who are you calling right now i haven't been   i don't even know who you are but you sound just  like the receptionist i i just want to talk to   you yeah i'm the reflection i'm not in my  [ __ ] house how can i be the respected man   aren't you that wrinkly receptionist no i told  you okay clearly maybe your brother or something   was there but anyway i don't have a i live by  myself never mind i ain't giving you none of my   information okay it wasn't me i'm not trying to  argue with you i just want to make an appointment   don't call me anymore either  bye you just lost a customer can you please stop yanking my balls here  man i was hoping rangahan would do that i   just want to make an appointment is that possible  you're the receptionist that books milking right   i am not oh i thought you said i'm not home  oh i know i got banned ones but i won't do it   again they lifted my band and i'm just trying to  come here and you're [ __ ] around with me yeah   you're being all right bye oh my god hello i just  need a nice rub from rangahaya tim and mangoya   oh my god this guy is quite possibly the funniest  person to prank ever leave a comment down below of   what i should potentially say next if i  call back and i'll see you guys again soon

Channel: Ownage Pranks

Views: 652,482

Keywords: ownagepranks, prank call, ownage pranks, comedy, prank calls, prank phone call, prank phone calls, funny prank call, prank, drunk grandpa, angry grandpa, tyrone, buk lau, billy, stop calling me

Id: bhXavEf3AQQ

Length: 9min 32sec (572 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 13 2021