Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Ryan Sickler!

check your Six Gang the state trashy tour is rolling along we're coming to a city near you little ayg with the crowd plus a nice stand-up comedy show grab the squad and come out and see us yeah next stop is Tampa Florida second show added low ticket alert there get them baby then we're going to Dania Beach Florida Raleigh North Carolina Louisville Kentucky Cleveland Ohio then Round And Out Columbus Ohio we're out of more cities get those Dickies welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast this is are you garbage oh yeah it's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if they go to be classy enter just a big old piece of trash I'm your host Dave trolley coming at you on a beautiful day we're out back here at tuddy's in the new edition baby the rise of Toady continues oh yeah just bought a pickleball team gonna have them throwing some games this summer I respect respect my co-host is coming at you from right next to me he is the CEO of Ru garbage he's an international businessman and he's my best pal in the whole wide world just got back from doing a little Consulting for the Saudis so the kid's doing all right talk about oil money give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan what's up gang thanks for tuning in as always please make sure you rate view subscribe on iTunes full video available on YouTube as you know those numbers are cooking and obviously the greatest website of all time www.patreon.com it's a party over there yeah it's having a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire the magic man makes us all look good works the ones Works to twos works the threes and the fours now crosses them T's and dots them eyes now you can get a little sneak peek at him ladies on the old Toby cam there he is T-Bone mcgruffins Toby McMullen everybody hey what up dude what up Tebow I'm stoked we got the LA homie and came in smelling like the stickiest of the icky holy [ __ ] gang the long hair ain't lying we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today of course he is the host of the Honeydew podcast and he has a brand new special out right now on his YouTube page Lefty son do me a favor give it up for Ryan sickler everybody there he is all right guys there he is just listen first of all thank you for having me of course thank you for coming back I appreciate the first one it was pandemic [Laughter] do we [ __ ] off yo it's two bucks for the Fiji Water by the way I'll send you an invoice at the end of the month no problem you went to the bathroom twice too by the way yeah well I'll tell you what I'm gonna be honest with you about that bathroom for a guy that's got a [ __ ] up back that's a hell of a step you should have some emergency tape on the floor and give somebody a heads up watch your step you're gonna get a lawsuit I made two of my policy my premium was paid when you went back in there someone's suing you guys two months into this [ __ ] you're gonna be right back on a couch yeah it's gonna be me I'll tell you that oh that's trash you see yourself I'm sure my own insurance company [ __ ] I'm making the payment this guy's an idiot he's negligent ah buddy congrats on the special man it's cooking so much it's doing good I'm very uh I'm very happy it looks beautiful I never think anything's gonna do well thank you I look this is something I did uh I directed it I produced it and all that [ __ ] myself I found the the diet shout out to the is this me right here the dynasty typewriter yeah and his crew and my buddy Sam Vaughn helped me pull it off my producer Kirsten you know how it is there's so many [ __ ] people that help you do this stuff then you're putting out a free special and it's like you know Ari told me too you gotta and then you gotta go travel yeah you know you're going to Austin to do something you come to New York you don't you don't just make it you don't knock them all out and one fell swoops you gotta come a couple times and it's important to do this part of it now so working baby I appreciate you guys having me here are you kidding me congrats on all your [ __ ] success thank you [ __ ] love appreciate it we're so excited to have you here uh you know doing it over the zoom you know we were doing what we had to do but all we talked about since you were on that first time zone man can't wait to get them in you were one of the guys together when we made the show we were like sickler yeah I feel like I'm a cousin yeah it's Bill yo it's Bill free this guy's a real ham and eggs exactly it's family he came in right away someone's gonna get sued in there [Applause] it is I think it is that Mid-Atlantic you know Philly Baltimore it's the it's that blue collar it's you know angry angry but comedy is very uh valued it was like you know it's like who can you fight and and what kind of jokes you can that's right 100 100 yeah all right let's get into a little because it's been a while uh-huh yeah I don't if I repeat anything I'm sorry I talked about last time but I'm I'm ready a million years ago it was it was quite a bit ago we want to just do a little recap find out a little more um something I thought of uh any uh like baseball picks when you were a kid you played you played little league right you never end up on a Wheaties box or anything um the fake stuff like you know the fake Sports Illustrated did you get did your parents now see look I'm 50. so back then man you you just got down on one knee and put your arm on that's the classic pose that's all you do I did the classic Little League post it wasn't until like my younger brother's about four years younger than us that's when they started getting the All-Stars that's not me man we were just we were disposed and if somebody had a dog we put them in there in a team picture yeah so you remember drinking out of those huge yellow coolers oh yeah the yellow Joe the hepatitis jugs yeah I remember those yeah I remember those that's what we all used to drink out everybody's got herpes everyone's scooping their dirty ass it was always a couple of grass clippings always bro yeah give it a little flavor it was all right I remember to leaning over and just smelling that and you can just smell the chlorine and the [ __ ] pine tar in there I'll tell you one of my um the worst Little League pictures I've ever [ __ ] had this is just humiliating because I have a twin brother where we look nothing like fraternal twins and we were both very good I was just I'm the smallest my mom's six foot I'm the shortest person in my [ __ ] family okay so this one season they didn't want both of us on the All-Star team so they just chose him but you know we're Twins and my dad's like you're [ __ ] coming you gotta come and they were like how about you be the bat boy and I was like how about y'all go [ __ ] yourself I'm better than any one of these [ __ ] out on the field I ain't pulling it back I respect that [ __ ] that but it's a picture and I have it somewhere it's it's like a purple maroon it was Taylor Taylorsville Winfield athletic is like t-w-l-a-a All-Stars you know but I'm talking listen also we didn't have the Orioles uniforms and the white like they have now we have we were the Braves but it was a t-shirt that had iron on letters that said braids it wasn't much you were the purple team it wasn't much different than this to be honest there was no embroidery on this no no there was no number on name on the back it was just like baby said like John's Towing on the back listen Supply was it that's what I was gonna say who was the sponsor it was 100 stem stems Hardware yes Supply Company shout out stems for all your local hardware needs but we had um I didn't make the team but then my dad's like come on I want to take a picture I'm like I'm not taking a picture he's like you're gonna put this shirt on and rep your brother and then I had those it was it was white shorts with blue piping around them oh yeah what I mean oh I know what you're talking about instead of nut Huggers t-shirt on I've Got My Socks all the way up and I'm just mad dog I just [ __ ] every one of these kids out here and it's humility I hate that picture are you old enough to remember when when uh guys were wearing half shirts yeah they were half shirt generation I wore one you wore a half shirt I didn't not in high school or anything I wore it I have a picture of me too in a Seattle Seahawks half shirt so I had I started liking different teams and I found Seattle out there with Steve Largent and Dave Craig and I got a I got a white mesh Seattle Seahawks you know XXL or whatever across the middle athletic department oh bro you just made me think of this here you go [ __ ] yeah well before you're right here all right Ocean City Maryland it's where trash blows too it's not even wearing a word it collects down there the birthplace of Gonorrhea shout out to secrets secrets everybody's just peeing and drinking yeah you can go out in the water just pissing but I wouldn't and I'm looking back at this now like I can't believe my parents let us do this I would never let my kids but every year it was a big deal there were two shirts we wanted to get there was always uh there was a place called BB bombers it was a surf store and they had a buckwheat shirt okay and every year it was some different buckwheat from The Little Rascals uh shirt they would design every year so that was a big deal to get it and come back to school because if you had that shirt you're reflex oh [ __ ] he's wearing three days in a row they went all the way to Ocean City for that they took the bus and then the other one was we could go in and we could get any shirt we wanted with a fresh iron on oh yeah back when they would take the whole thing and can't tell me nothing with a fresh iron I had that smell like some felons doing it for you for sure and it's a wall of you know concert music they still have all that a van with a rainbow going over here they gonna suck itself or something [Laughter] man I wish I get that Mom no you're not getting that I remember being naive I'm like suck what Mom shut up but I end up getting no [ __ ] lie a Moosehead Beer [ __ ] logo on a black half shirt I remember I remember it vividly now you asked me that and I'm well I'm 10. half shirt on my child I'm like what like if I had if my daughter was walking around right now with a Budweiser t-shirt on I would say who the [ __ ] put that on I didn't do that get that [ __ ] off you're eight but yeah it was all about that iron on those t-shirts back in the day for some reason like a t-shirt like the like the buckwheat one that you're talking about are like um uh I grew up in PA so like big in Lacrosse and if you got a hold of a Garden City Long Island lacrosse t-shirt had Bart Simpson on the back maybe your brother or an older cousin had it they wore it for like three Summers it was worn in perfectly dude man yeah so sweet those t-shirts they just got first they'd maybe have a little rip or whatever but they still look cool yeah in the 90s I remember wanting uh my mom's like you're not wearing it to school I had one one time I used to wear shirts all the time I went on stage early on in my career I wore a [ __ ] New York t-shirt I almost got beat up at the [ __ ] Hollywood Bowl For That t-shirt too but it was an Orioles shirt with orange it was an oriole Yankee sure sure uh but also um I wore this one I went to yo y'all ever go to Kings Dominion the amusement park in Richmond Virginia yeah yeah it's a it's paramounts paramounts Kings Dominion we just drove by it I know yeah we were just we just did Richmond it used to be Hannah Barbera Barbara so we used to park you'd Park in like the [ __ ] hair bear a lot or Yogi Berry or whatever where you parked you know that kind of that's all right but I I remember one time being in high school and um I have no parents at this point I'm 17 and I go to Kings Dominion I'm a punk I've got this [ __ ] shirt on it's got two dogs having doggy style sex on it I don't remember what it said but I remember trying to get on the Rebel Yell roller coaster and they [ __ ] told me I had to turn it inside out or I had to leave the park and I fought it but then I but I really wanted to ride the grizzly and the white we hadn't hit the White Water Canyon or whatever you remember that remember that yeah this dude is all time bro I love them I love them Eiffel Tower over there man [ __ ] I have a couple of them you know they do the Rebel Yell backwards now that was my favorite all these other roller coasters are coming in and making the old school one look bad and they were like well you know how can we Jazz this thing up and they were like we're gonna run this [ __ ] backwards it was a whole new ride like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay I love it I love this t-shirt but I do love posters that's when you're torn I think they were just trying to get me to buy a King's Dominion shirt really take it off but back then I looked good I would have walked around I would have walked around with it tied around my neck you know yeah I didn't have titties though I don't think I never not had titties four-year-old I was a pudgy little kid would you rock to cut off jean shorts never really really no I had I've tried them one time but I was like yeah even even John Cena doesn't make it look cool for me to it's not a good look I had buddies that had it and I was like nah John Cena only look good in jean shorts and a braided belt it was all about that braided belt you had to have the it was an extra long part of it twist it down in the middle yeah our styles were weird we argyle socks were hot for a minute honey loafers were hot for five minutes um or something we used to they used to call I remember my brother and sister used to do it all yeah Timberlands were big uh too but not yeah the old not the the nicer Timberlands the like the darker loafer yeah maroon okay you guys do you remember are you old enough to remember jams of course shorts jams shorts okay that caused I was in like uh seventh and eighth the riot Bluebell Pennsylvania people were nuts for him had to close them all down they went nuts what are they that just like they were short life's a beach hats do you remember those yeah man all right if you can't hang with the big dogs get off the porch That's when op was big Ops all right yeah I never wore those shorts either they were always too short yeah dude they were so hot for a second in the 80s so again being trashed my mother's like it's that whole [ __ ] we got McDonald's at home I'm like no we [ __ ] don't and my mom makes us jams bro out of what just fast just went to Jo-Ann Fabric shout out to Joanna every drug dealer got their dime bags I never walked in I walked in I'm like yeah my mom did a lot of buttons at the house what the joy of fabrics just bought some [ __ ] flower [ __ ] patterns and I mean the thinnest [ __ ] [ __ ] it ripped right away you know it was embarrassing and it doesn't say jams on it so that was the whole thing and I went to school too before Target existed and had Tony Hawk's clothes and [ __ ] so if you went to Kmart and you got their brand of shoes which I've had they're called look them up they're called McGregor's oh I know them bro you would get your ass beat if you brought across the McGregor's at the wrong part I had a pair of McGregor cleats yeah yeah the spikes would pop out like bad teeth [Laughter] and then I remember this pair of shoes two were called I think they were called Olympia or Olympian and they were similar to that but they had this fold over tongue and that photo that tongue was fast yeah it was dope [Laughter] is Rich English guy [ __ ] to me you remember Wildcats I do remember Wildcats are kangaroos are you too young for kangaroos Zips a little pocket on the side yeah put your lunch money that's where those little punks will put their little Loose Change lunch money in there for sure kangaroos you know who was a big supporter kangaroos Walter Payton yeah Dr Peyton used to have ruse on his [ __ ] yeah he was a kangaroos guy um Zips I remember Zips when they would do the Z in the dirt with the shoes Zips it could make a z in the dirt yeah all right man I have not remembered Wildcats until Wildcats at the end I'm gonna have to go to therapy or hit a Kmart see if we can get your hands on Realize where I've come from go cop some fresh gear after this I need a half shirt and a pair of jams I'm not that [ __ ] my mom made we're getting the [ __ ] out of here that's good stuff oh okay all right have you ever washed shoes in a washing machine or dishwasher yeah that's a bad look yeah not a dishwasher I I've also never done a ball uh cap in a dishwasher I've seen that before I used to sell the I don't know if they've never washed the bulkhead they sell the the crate you put it in yeah no never works it always [ __ ] up the hat and [ __ ] up the shoes man I was uh here's what I used so yeah we used to wash our shoes but then and also used to say wash by the way his family says that a little bit and it wasn't until I moved to California like it wasn't until my 30s uh someone said to me what are you saying over there how are you saying it wrong I go what I'm putting it in the washer yeah I'm gonna wash my clothes and he's like spell wash and I go w-a-s-h she goes where's the r and I went oh my God where is the heart ain't no RNA and it made me it made me I worked on that one we used to say Hamburg instead of hamburger really we're gonna have some hamburgers how about vehicle yeah what were the tags on a vehicle I got too close to the car one time my mom was pulling in the driveway and she screamed up the side window get away from this vehicle yeah my stepdad used to say karaoke for karaoke we used to also uh it took me a while to learn how to properly say uh because we used to say ambulance not an ambulance Chris cotton God Rest his soul how about an umbrella he used to hit umbrella yeah umbrella I'm an umbrella say it again umbrella that's umbrella yes how about how about the color orange how do you say that orange my daughter's Army she's like it's orange Dad I'm like it's orange it's a-r-n-g-e all right hang right there that's arm yeah and there's an oriole shirt that's out right now that says orange and black and it's spelled like that and I sent it to her I go there you go I might buy it just to wear it around the house um on this same thing how do you pronounce the product that Crayola makes band I'm gonna tell you something right now because it ain't right if one of y'all [ __ ] calls it a crayon I'm gonna [ __ ] start swinging in here because it's a crayon I I say Crown Crown how the [ __ ] do you 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and that was before it was like uh all the teams were there I had a Fall Guy one a Dukes of Hazard one and you just opened that [ __ ] nice thermos grape juice in there you were all right Kool-Aid yeah I was I caught the tail end of metal but like my older cousins has when we had the metal ones there would be like there'd be like pencils and [ __ ] in there yeah like a storage but let me tell you something the Fall Guy that's something I always that would be such a Fall Guy the Fall Guy was a TV show uh with Lee Majors who was the Six Million Dollar Man he played a stunt man in Hollywood that also worked as a private investigator and such an 80s show that's crazy it was him his goofy buddy named Howie that's right and an absolute [ __ ] dime piece that ran by the name of Heather Thomas Amen brother and Marky post Marky post from Nightcore that's right God she just passed away she did yeah she passed uh she was the [ __ ] IMDb over here she was the lady that like uh organized all the uh the jobs for him she was there what Bosley yeah they had sexual tension dude it was such a good show and every show in the 80s had a sick vehicle a team van Knight Rider and [ __ ] Lee Majors used to ride around in this Bronco that was [ __ ] stacked out you remember that well I think it was uh I'm gonna there's one thing I'm gonna correct right it was look this I think it was a GMC pickup okay yeah I think it was something pretty sure it's two-tone Brown fat tires with the lights on top and he sang oh yeah that thing's mean no that was always jumping um okay I was I just looked for a t-shirt for for it the other day because Heather Thomas all right man you're you're not lying about a dying piece she was so [ __ ] hot and I would go into Spencer remember his store shorts are in the mall and if you go to the back I was there a couple weeks ago you go to the back she's all right and there's this iconic one of right there of her pink bikini and I would just go back into Spencer and just just drool over that [ __ ] poster I'm like I ain't buying this but in the in the intro to the show she would pop through a cowboy door just in like in a tiny bikini it's [ __ ] like seven o'clock on a Thursday night I gotta sell to Goods you know what I mean bro let me tell you something this is how this is you want to talk about trash and how far back I go I used to set I learned how to set a VCR to record because I used to jerk off the Knots Landing that dealt the Burke they did for me wait Designing Women what year seven I used to jerk off okay Knott's Landing Notch Lane back in the day of my day and I'm like Middle School this is after I figured out masturbation I first learned how to jerk off before I figured how to program a VCR not go in order but not not uh excuse me Knott's Landing was uh back in the day it was big for like uh evening soaps so you had to die in the street sure there were evening soaps and and somehow I caught wind of Knots Landing and Donna Mills was on there and uh Nicollet Sheridan when she was probably in her 20s is on there like okay there are so many Joan Van Ark there were so many of these beautiful women there was a brunette I forget and man I used to record that and that [ __ ] was on like nine or ten maybe yeah so I'm supposed to be going to bed so I would set the VCR and I'd peek out to make sure those two red lights were on I'm like all right we got some churches around I'd put that in there just watch Donna Mills and [ __ ] drive that little topless Mercedes I'm like yeah you go Donna Mills some Hospital scene you're pulling it that's what I was early jerk stuff go to fisting.com my homepage people don't young people it's my search engine Dallas was a huge oh he shot Jr as a whole thing huge damn I missed massive I feel like I'm still with my grandparents oh we're only 10 years [Music] I told you we were driving through Dallas I was like that building's around here somewhere it was like a week ago not where JFK got shot but where J.R worked God damn it goddamn oil tycoon we're doing a Dallas tour down here what Book Depository what are you talking about man we're here to see who shot J.R Matt Jr used to get laid in that bar right there let's pull some trim out of there um in the last 365 days have you ran over a squirrel or hit a deer you know what no because I live in LA if I if I still lived in Maryland man hell yeah I'm sure I would have clipping something I did one time run over Square on my bike and it made me wreck and it [ __ ] me up because the squirrel got confused I was hauling ass down the hill and it did one of these numbers and I went right and it went right and I went left and it went left and it froze and I ran it over and I crashed and I was like ah it [ __ ] it [ __ ] me up that was a squirrel I just ran away I have no idea that [ __ ] they're like crackheads dude you all ever um try to catch any wild animals catch them not kill them just catch them no not really I don't think so we had a unintentionally we had skunks in our house uh one summer we're paying ran out of a victim we had skunks One Summer and my dad hired this bozo of an exterminator to come he set like six traps in our front yard put like different kinds of peanut butter and all this come out in the morning you're in it got the fat one again you're hanging upside down from the upside down your foot's in here foots in a rope we came out in the morning there was a possumen one a squirrel in the other a fox and one cycle God this I swear to God it was every other kind of animals skunks are just peeking out like you dumb mothers laughing at the fox the kids are allergic to peanut butter the kid's got the peanut I can't touch this stuff can't even be around it we uh We've we used to um so we used to sit my grandmother's row home in Baltimore and uh my brothers and I used to shed a little tiny narrow backyard and she would always throw stale bread out in the back and like 30 Birds would come in and grab some we were one day we're like we're gonna [ __ ] let's catch a bird you're not catching a bird and we old school Bugs Bunny took a cardboard box and we took two old school clothes pins wooden ones and just propped that box up and tied a [ __ ] string to it right up the in her dining room window me and my two brothers would sit there and watch a Stakeout for you right now and we're just pulling it and trying to pull it and catch these birds and my grandmother would sit and talk to her one or she had a bunch of sisters but she talked to my Aunt Helen all the time and she'd sit in a rocking chair she's like this is the quietest they've ever been I love it they think they're going to catch a bird they think they're going to catch a bird and this one [ __ ] Crow got too far under and we caught that [ __ ] we caught it seven years of bad luck it might be and then we took it we put it in we had a big dog kennel like thing in the back okay for a dog we used to have but we hadn't for like 15. I didn't want to ask but yeah I knew it wasn't up the code I want to get rid of the cattle just in case you know so we put it in there just to watch it you know and check it out and it's [ __ ] blackbirds in there and then we let it go and my grandma was like oh my God I said we got one and then we started getting good at it we caught a [ __ ] blue jay whoa prettiest goddamn bird I've ever seen up close we caught a goddamn blue those are Slippery and then and I this is when I learned that rabbits kind of scream I didn't know this but a baby bunny just shot across and we were like oh and we pulled it and it fell it's a light carbo it's nothing it hit it like halfway on its back and sort of Trapped it for a second that [ __ ] started going oh hold ass yeah it's brutal we got good at that [ __ ] we had a bad experience we my buddy hit my cousin had a beat got a BB gun and you know we were sixth seventh grade wanting to be tough guys we went out there was a bunny there was a rabbit in the backyard and I took a shot at it and I caught it in the back and this thing started screaming man screaming and then we had to go over and [ __ ] stop it from screaming do what we had to do dude we went from badass to the three of us him me and my brother are both ball and crying and plus we didn't do the execution well I went up first missed caught him in like the ear and then my cousin using hell but dude then we then we took it we buried it in front of the shed and put a little cross in there and said a prayer and dude if every time I don't go over there I don't look out in that and buy that [ __ ] still there and think about it yeah no no animal dug it up no nothing's gonna come get you one day yeah she's coming yeah the [ __ ] out of me pet cemetery ruined me oh for about 10 years I know that at seven years old never felt worse somebody right after we had to put Rusty down yes we had uh we had Daisy 880 BB gun so it was pellet mbb that was the hybrid we used to play BB tag yeah we did that supposed to like oh you can only pump it twice we would put cookie sheets on our front and back we took like bacon sheets you guys are in the pencils at least that was you know what I mean nothing on our face by the way just our chest and back nothing to protect our face at all you know Grandma I'm screaming about the cookie sheets but my brother we had this woodpecker that was living behind us not not the Tom Segura woodpecker he he killed a Woody Woodpecker this was just a little guy but he's out there and my brother just posted up in the window and boom he hits his [ __ ] woodpecker and he's like I got it and we go out in this Woodpecker's just this poor little Woodpecker's just dead on the ground and my brother picks it up that little heads flopping and then all of a sudden it pops up and goes okay and then just because he was pissed he takes his [ __ ] hoodie string out ties the [ __ ] thing around this Woodpecker's neck hangs it from a [ __ ] tree and I'm telling you we come back the next day and it's gone and there's little fox Prince under it and I say this all the time somewhere there's a fox out there going I'm telling you it was hanging from a tree can't make this [ __ ] up Gary just walk it's Ronnie you're drunk No One Believes that story sitting at some Fox bar there's some fox out there that got a free woodpecker the easy way bro God you know he walks by every tree still it always looks like finding a 20. you never know you're checking the Loose Change in the phones he's somewhere in Virginia tell him we got to get back to Baltimore man they got woodpeckers hanging from this man we got so many animals we used to have we had chameleons two iguanas uh my brother was really goddamn Galapagos he was big in the snakes I'm not a snake that's trash that's big any lizard bird or snakes yeah we never have Birds we never I always felt cruel having a bird I just was like that thing can fly some people do loose birds in the house which is yeah my favorite is when I see these in La like my bird's missing I'm like my bird's gone bro that bird just birded what the [ __ ] are you talking he just remembered he was a bird he's nowhere near here um but one it was uh God this is I'm in high school I'm probably 15 um and it's my turn to cut the grass and we had a riding mower and it was the same Snapper that was Patrick Dempsey wrote and Can't Buy Me Love shout out to it okay great [ __ ] movie great bag catcher on the back like that was a big deal we didn't have that Court McCown's in that movie that's right it sure is yeah he's in that and uh Teen Wolf he's on the basketball team oh is he yeah he sure is yeah um a couple of hits right there kids yeah do yourself a favor pick up Can't Buy Me Love and all he's done is just become better and better looking too that's something dude crazy good looking yeah I only met him once at New York comedy club he's a great dude um but I see up so a neighbor lived a few houses up and I'm in our backyard and I'm looking at all the houses backyards and I can see my brother and him they got a trash can and they've got a broom and they're hitting a pine tree and I'm like oh there definitely is this they're getting a snake and whatever time goes by I don't think anything of it as I come around um I'm I'm in shape then it's summer my shirt's off and I look up on our deck and my brother's got like this six foot black snake and I'm like don't do it dude don't [ __ ] throw it on me so and I'm I'm listening to music I've got the yellow Sony Walkman shout out to it some Ozzy Osbourne just set in there and you got to listen to every song or fast forward and I'm going around and the next time or two I come by and I just feel something slap across the back of my [ __ ] neck and I look to my right and there's this [ __ ] snake face right here and I said I grabbed that [ __ ] and I threw it on the ground and I [ __ ] put that blade down he's like don't do it and I rode that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] chop that [ __ ] up and dumped it out of that bag and I said there's your [ __ ] snake my brother was crazy with snakes I'm picking up on that my brother we would go to the pet store you're what we'd call normal events the mulch I did mulch up [ __ ] work for the Lucchesi family or something like that [ __ ] snakes he he would go to the pet store and buy the baby mice you know they they sell feeder mice sure for people who have steaks wait he was buying them without a snake no no he would catch a wild snake and then we'd go get your baby mice and I'm just fascinated that's the craziest part going to a pet store and getting the snake is one thing catching one and keeping it yeah that's an outdoor snake and he puts it in a [ __ ] aquarium with lids on it and rocks on top of it and [ __ ] and then put the baby mice in there and watch the snake do its thing but this one time snakes won't eat anything that's that's dead it's got to be moving so this snake had hit this [ __ ] little mouse so much the damn intestines are coming out of it and my brother it was our little league money and he was like I'm not wasting that mouth say what the [ __ ] are you gonna do he ties fishing string to the tail he dances then he reaches in this is when I knew he was crazy that snake bit him right on the [ __ ] hand dude I would have I would have screamed freaked out I would have gone to the [ __ ] uh first aid whatever this [ __ ] just didn't even look at his hand he just looked at the [ __ ] snake and he's like all right you son of a [ __ ] and I was like you're not Jesus then my mom takes our younger brother to um the pediatrician and we have to go because we just have to [ __ ] go and we have a Volkswagen Beetle at the time oh man he's talking about trash though don't let me forget to tell you what we did with that Beetle a beetle a Volkswagen voted for insurance money at that point we'll get to those but we're sitting in the car we're like we're not going in we're just gonna chill out here in the car and my brother reaches in this [ __ ] jacket and pulls out a goddamn snake a little I think they're are they garter or gardeners I always mess it up little garter snake and it's just going around his hand I'm like what the [ __ ] where'd you get that he's like I was in a bush when we walked outside I'm like what you're [ __ ] mental bro you're [ __ ] men there was that many [ __ ] snakes around yeah well Maryland's full of copperheads and water moccasins those are I didn't know that oh yeah it's more like Low Land it's water a lot of water when you're fishing you'll see a water moccasin there poisonous as [ __ ] copperheads they're big they're really poisonous too wait what care about let's talk about mint mobile mobile yeah yeah how about that Ryan Reynolds huh shout out to him good looking kid nothing wrong with him gang inflation is creeping up on everybody someone would call it Bonkers everything has gone up he got groceries you got gas she got clothing except for who who 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do it now back to that gosh darn show yeah LA's got all the rattlesnakes man I've seen tons of those [ __ ] and they're dark and black I don't like big and thick and they're right across the trail when you're hiking I was I'm an idiot I stepped off the trail to take a piss because I'm just very worried about any kids coming by and my dicks out like I have a thing about that sure so I'm behind this bush that's not a thing that's the law which I respect he called me old-fashioned yeah Jesus Christ now I might be a weirdo but I don't like showing my dick to kids but also I've been told if you're pissing in public you can go on uh our pedo register because your dick's out you don't need that [ __ ] I just don't want to do that so I'm way in these bushes and I see a hole and I'm like I'm just gonna piss in this hole and I'm not thinking at all and I'm pissing in this hole and there's a whole [ __ ] behind me and this rattlesnake comes out and I promise you it slithers right next to my right foot I'm terrified I can stay still and it just goes right on [ __ ] by and then I just put my dick in my pants and left out of that [ __ ] thing I was like good God that's the scariest part because you have to remain calm in those situations otherwise for sure he's gonna get you and the other thing too is the first thing you're going to want to do is you're up on a hill or something you're going to want to run to get help and then then your blood starts pumping hard so you're kind of and you're in trouble you're in trouble I would have freaked I would have [ __ ] full-blown panic yeah I'm not a fan of [ __ ] snakes I hated the reptile guy that would come to school do you remember [ __ ] him yeah that guy would show up in a van he'd be like here's a big tortoise I'm like where are you getting these yeah these ain't at your house showing up in a van yeah it's just [ __ ] in the back of your van live in your mom's basement I don't know where you're keeping these oh I want to tell you what we did with this Volkswagen we're talking an old school VW Beetle from the 70s this is the engine in the back what color are we trunk in the front exactly 100 it's red it's red but it's older and it's Rusty from the all the salt on the road over the years and [ __ ] and the the Yellow Pages remember the Yellow Pages let your fingers do the walking bad then um they were doing a special where they would paint your car whatever color and then you had to put their decals on your car and I think you did it for six months to a year and then after they pulled the decals off and you have a free paint job so my parents decide to do this and we get a Blue Beetle now it was still so small we called it the pants pocket this [ __ ] was small as [ __ ] let's go hopping up and there's five four or five of us in there you know it's my parents and three of us before they split and then um they peel the decals off you could clearly see the [ __ ] the outline so our page is still red under us yeah it was [ __ ] damn it was terrible yeah we pulled them sicklers down there I love you guys okay do you remember Hunter the show Hunter of course okay Fred Dryer Fred Dryer okay for the Chargers Dede was his girl yeah and she drove this Dodge Chrysler Laser it was called a Chrysler Laser big deal back then it was a hot car was it a convertible no look look I want you to look this up if you don't mind because in Baltimore at the time there was a country station called 93 wpo that's all right country yeah I remember that car they're giving this car away okay WPOC the radio station is giving this car away they're 93 WPOC and 93 people are going to get a chance to win this brand new Chrysler Laser okay damn that thing's sweet though it was sweet that's like the that's the epitome of an 80s car right thank you and and remember what we have so we're dying to get something like this so they do this at the Inner Harbor they park the car at the Inner Harbor and they roll window down and the contest I think it might have been I don't know how far the distance was it was 93 contestants maybe it was 93 feet I don't know what it was but you had to [ __ ] throw football in this window and you win a car okay my mother has three boys who are very [ __ ] athletic doesn't ask us anything she's asking these clowns where she works at this my mom worked at this convenience store called little George's yeah I don't do it there were like four of them in Maryland you know I mean like four not quite a change [Laughter] George's doing all right kids were going to college but he was he wasn't a [ __ ] uh you're gonna have a lot of little George's you got a little little George he didn't have the ambition of a wallet no exactly and uh so she's asking clowns at her work and she doesn't even practice at all she does nothing so it comes to the night we all go down and she might be like 85th she's in deep in there and and if everyone misses they go again okay right respect Everyone has missed up to my mom and we're like here we [ __ ] go my mother's gonna laser this Johnny Unitas right through that goddamn window and she [ __ ] throws that ball and that dead duck [ __ ] at about a quarter of the way there it hits the dirt or concrete just skids off to the side and we're like [ __ ] this is our that's that's a microcosm of our whole [ __ ] life right here right now just too short and there's this [ __ ] guy who's been throwing the whole time he's like three behind my mom he's been throwing the whole time throwing only one throwing the whole time with his buddy and he [ __ ] right in that goddamn window lasers it so now everyone before him's done and only anybody behind him what does he do he's a pro he goes right off to the side continues to throw because I might have to throw again holy [ __ ] anyone that goddamn Chrysler Laser nobody [ __ ] Tom Brady yeah stay on we were down there just for heartbreak got back in the Yellowstone got a [ __ ] got back in the Yellow Pages beetle with a WPOC t-shirt and bumper sticker I got some fresh gear dude what were your cars growing up yeah uh we had the the Woody van in the early 90s that was when I first remember like the maroon Woody van uh and then she moved to a Ford Taurus I believe yeah you couldn't tell our [ __ ] at that time that was that was it rolled down Windows the whole nine then she she moved to uh she my brother convinced her to get a used red Sebring convertible and she bought it in February which didn't make any questions we were riding around with them [ __ ] just Flex oh yeah yeah we were like what the [ __ ] is this she left a top down a bunch [ __ ] that thing up that it provided yeah just a bunch of mismatched cars used cars always you're right she just got her first new car probably about five years ago and it's because she had the grandkids and my brother and sister like you got to get a better [ __ ] car yeah you gotta get a safe car safe reliable we we kicked it off uh with a late 70s Ford Matador that was my grandmother's that I haven't heard that one in Forever that we that we rolled in until maybe 85 86 and then we got a um a Pontiac 600 I want to say it looked like the Grand Prix but it was a little bigger still a two-door doors were about 40 feet long yeah bike doors dude but I remember crying when we pulled out of the uh the car dealership because we were leaving the Matador behind and I didn't understand what was going on and I was you know my grandmother's car all that kind of stuff [ __ ] killed me and then we had that until the 90s and then we had a real big misstep on a GMC Jimmy that my dad [ __ ] hated and then the uh Nissan was really popping so they started leasing he bought a Nissan truck which was awesome and my mom leased uh Maximus for for a good run in the 90s and they were [ __ ] all right yeah but always always a bad a bad lease didn't get anything else just turn that [ __ ] thing right back in it's [ __ ] ripping heaters in it he kept it moving they'd smoke it in a lease is a tough they don't give a [ __ ] what was your first uh your first car with power windows great question Jesus well I had um my first car was a 1980 Toyota people don't believe me when I say this but I've had to prove it and I have it was actually back then it was a Corolla Tercel it was both then they broke them up I remember the terms yeah they were kind of like boxy a little bit Yeah they had the hatchback and they have a hatchback I remember they did but I had I had the trunk but it also wasn't even a it was a matte finish it wasn't even it didn't you didn't even get a gloss paint on that [ __ ] it was dull it was blue that was house paint dude got that down at the Depot no doubt and when I bought it my buddy and I we drive it to Ocean City right when we get it and I'm like what this [ __ ] a lot of gas smell coming in here by the time we get to Ocean City I pop the hood the fuel filter's busted it's spitting wet gas into the car everybody's like you ready to go out we're like man we're tired we're sweet we're like we're tired as [ __ ] man I'm ready to go to sleep man do we just suck gas for two and a half [ __ ] hours I'd save you on beers you know what I mean I had a 1990 Honda Civic with original rims that's nice I drove that mother I bought that from a junkyard that I worked in which is where the the cars come in stolen cars yeah but I worked there and bought that and I drove that [ __ ] so to answer your question that wasn't well into I drove that I had that for until 300 000 miles so Jesus Christ late in my 30s I I bought a from an ex-girlfriend actually I bought a um Jeep Cherokee and that was the first that was all right our windows but it wasn't because that one actually that particular one ended up being the Lemon Law and when I'm driving on the freeway it would just go boo and it would shut down talk about bad luck and then you had lemon you had to stop on the freeway put it in park and then turn it started again and that started to get less and less like the brakes will go out going down the canyon roads and I would have no power steering no brakes I would float in the gas stations man I was like this car is [ __ ] deadly damn that does make you being a dirt being a dirt bag with a dirtbag car which I've learned you really learn how to think on your feet when [ __ ] goes the ins and outs you really learn like all right I'm going downhill there's a gas station I can clock it in there my [ __ ] transmission dropped out of my Honda Civic one night and I was driving to my job at UPS shout out to UPS Baltimore primary one Joe Avenue and Shout out you have the trashiest shout out to the history of this show and uh shout out to that Eiffel Tower Kings Dominion hey don't forget about stems Hardware everybody step Supply y'all um and I worked probably from when I'm living at my grandmother's place to because I did live with my grandma for a while and uh I'm driving to UPS and it's probably I don't know two miles and I only had first gear and I drove that [ __ ] all the way to work I called my buddy Shannon he owned the junkyard it was his dad's he's the only guy like I don't know how many people have a friend who owns a rollback but he had a roll back we had one growing up yeah and I'm like can I were you the neighborhood toe as well for everybody not really because he was a bit of a prickly guy so nobody wanted to ask him but we call our buddy and be like I'd be like dude my my car is a transmission shot it's sitting in the lot at UPS will you come and [ __ ] tow it and just take it to my apartment and then I'll [ __ ] have AAA or whatever tow it from there and he would go do that [ __ ] for us damn yeah it's all right good time that is awesome being in a roll yeah there's a certain emotion of being in a [ __ ] a roll off truck where you're like it's fun because you put you're like ah this is gonna cost me 500 bucks yeah it'll cost me a thousand dollars something yeah I had a Honda Accord hatchback that every time I every time I got gas I'd have to go in there like a dirt bag and get a [ __ ] thing oil and [ __ ] every every everything man yeah and dude at the end of this car I drove from uh my parents house to my girlfriend's house in Westchester uh PA drove back and it sounded real weird I swear to God I opened the hood and the engine or the transmission was glowing red dude it was that high it was probably seconds from exploding and my dad came out he was like what the [ __ ] he was like well you're done with this yeah you get an appreciation you can't even work on a car anymore you can't there's 20 the guys like there's 27 computers on this car I'm like what the [ __ ] I know I remember I used to my car would overheat all the time and I used to take this like powder and put it in also I used to say radiator yeah I still say ready yeah I would say radiator people shamed me on that one too what it's radiator but I grew up with radiator those things those those radiators over there yeah that's a radiator we were taught you're gonna get burned down radiator yeah the radiator sounds like a surfer's nickname I'm Kevin AKA well dude I had new kids that were playing with it you don't go by that now bro you better have a lot of t-shirts coming out tomorrow bro but I knew kids that would get sprayed by them they'll bring their face you don't open it up man you ever have a kid show up to school in like third fourth grade with [ __ ] Birds like what happened to you guys I told you stay away from the radiator Stephen I was laying there watching Fall Guy and the radiator got me I sprayed all over me [ __ ] boiling out but you learn [ __ ] like these old mechanics they lean on the radiator and then it causes a hairline [ __ ] fracture and then next thing you know your shit's overheating so I used to put this powder in and this powder would Harden inside gotcha and fill the crack and you get maybe 10 000 miles and it's happening again you just have to keep doing I would put one time this mechanic put uh this epoxy on it for me and I go is that really gonna hold he's like this is always like a this is what people always say this [ __ ] is a test like they put this on the space shuttle you know it's just nice which one the one that blew up which there's two of them we've had trouble with [ __ ] well yeah as they told you that before 86 you'd be like he [ __ ] me yeah you would you're right yes I don't get the [ __ ] out of here yeah um did you guys ever have kerosene heaters growing up no no wow we got uh we had two in the car I think we kept the beetle warm they were so dangerous that's a pipe bomb we had one that was like that had the base and it was a tower and you know my brothers and I we'd always be [ __ ] with we'd spit on it all the time I'll put food on it but then Grill snake I'd like grab your hand I try to get you on there rookie oh God damn it it's so [ __ ] hot and I look back at it now we're in sixth grade and we've got a [ __ ] jug a blue jug of kerosene in the house and we're children and we've got the thing on it we're pouring it in ourselves man I would never let myself imagine your dog yeah that's crazy [ __ ] that I can't even believe we're alive yeah we had a cold stove for a long time we have one of those yeah we used to get the coal wood sorry yeah well we had coal and we'd get uh the coal would get delivered and it would get dumped into the [ __ ] driveway me my brother about to [ __ ] shovel it into a bin uh-uh I swear to God this was in the 90s we had this thing when heat exists dude in the 2004 but I'll tell you what man that kept you real warm at night we had a wood smells like a bonfire it was it was a wood stove that was that enclosed it was like the it was like it sat on your fireplace mantle yeah black one yeah black and it had like a circle lid and you picked the handle up and you just spun it this way and you threw whatever and then you like basically a dumpster yeah and you just set a dumpster fire in the [ __ ] house yeah yeah did you go to school smelling like wood a little oh smoke everything like yeah my buddies that live down the street uh shout out to Steve Pyle they they had a regular fireplace that they would use to heat the house and he would show up smelling like [ __ ] Franklin's Barbecue you've been camping again man yeah we camp a lot yeah trout biting again uh I remember my mom in the morning wouldn't want to heat the house so she would open this just turn the stove on yeah open the stove just to heat the kitchen yeah just to get my license before a big vocab test made it real cozy though didn't make you not want to leave the kitchen happy and [ __ ] content in there nice and warm uh uh all right we gotta get to some [ __ ] uh patreon cues here gang as you know when you join the patreon we will answer your Patriot your garbage patreon questions on here it's just the best way to do it patreon gets the first crack at it because like I said it's the greatest website of all time uh this was from Garrett Canadian homie here never have one red is it garbage to test drive a truck to help a buddy move a freezer [Laughter] that's brilliant is what that is that's fantastic you can't [ __ ] that truck up though no what do you tell the sales guy to make a quick stop yeah I assume he's not with you yeah they don't go with you now yeah at least in L.A they don't wait really yeah last time you leave your license with them your driver's license with them and then you go out on your own no for real yeah yeah they don't care anymore sweet yep my buddy's Dad I'll always I'll never forget my buddy's dad uh owned a body shop and he was selling a motor like his motorcycle or something so this guy showed up pulled his car in he was like yeah man leave your car here and you can go test drive like you'll test drive the truck but just leave your car here with the keys he's like yeah of course man so the guy on the bike hops on the bike drives away this is Vinnie with the Skinny's dad drives away and uh he's not whatever he's just like working on a truck in the garage the guy who pulled up in the car had a guy laying in the back seat with a second set of keys he hopped in drove the car off and they made away with the bike in the car completely gone hell yeah whoa he was like I just got he's like I gotta [ __ ] respect the move because I never even [ __ ] thought of it that's [ __ ] crazy and just peeled out that is that is smart uh all right let's see here this is from page Dougherty anyone your family ever smoked cigs in bed yeah sure we smoked in the house but never in bed I don't think you grew up a smoking family only my grandma DeVito and because we had this nice house that my parents couldn't afford you know you look back on and she lived with us for a while I was like oh Grandma's kicking in on this house you know but she had her own dining room area in her own bedroom and that's where she would smoke she was Italian she would her diet was pretty much Marlboro Lights peanuts and like Diet Coke I'm living right now to be honest pretty much that's it bro and lottery tickets shout out to Nana DeVito that's all right oh man uh all right this one's from Bill anyone in your family ever used the club on the steering wheel of your car yeah myself you oh man I still oh my no no no on my Ig story anytime I see a club I throw it up on the ice cubes club and yeah I got a whole thing going I used to I mean I had to be clubbing it like yeah it laid right up underneath my the other day I did one it was back to back clubs with this car and this car I was like back to back clubbed up y'all um people I have a whole bit about it in my album because what it always said was it didn't say like I'm protecting this car it was more of a message like this is everything I [ __ ] have you know hey buddy I need this this is all I got like a car payment's gonna put me under right now okay [ __ ] me up it's gonna [ __ ] me up so please move on and it's just more of a deterrent like uh it's gonna take me five minutes longer than this one over here but yeah I clubbed it up forever for years and years on that Honda Civic was it also like did you ever think it's a weapon too if you ever get oh yeah two pieces I always like the little over on better yeah a little more I had I mean I was good at it you know it's like a Ninja Turtle that'd be out of there I also used one on my motorcycle I had a motorcycle for a second I I've never really enjoyed it I was never comfortable on it I felt vulnerable and weak on that [ __ ] thing but I had back one you know lock the back tire Club thing and someone tried to come steal it um the club club saved my car so they ended up just busting the windows out these [ __ ] took the carpet out of the hatchback so that's how much they stole they wanted it all they took the carpet off the back of my seats like ripped it all out because of course back then I had a box I had two tens in the back shout out to the subwoofer and an Alpine pull out uh detachable face which is why I didn't get that you know what I'm saying they didn't get that um but it saved the car from being stolen and then the motorcycle someone tried to steal but they couldn't get it off so he just [ __ ] dumped it over on its side and [ __ ] it up yeah did you know you guys never clubbed it up never that was already by the time I started dry you know by the time I got my license it was 2003 or whatever that was already kind of kind of the door I guess my brother had it I remember in his Jeep he had a Jeep Cherokee he had that same thing Car Alarm did you ever have the Viper car alarm when you had the second clicker like the yeah your own clicker that guy showed up to a party he was flashing yeah he wore his keys on his belt yeah let you know you mean that's right you're right uh all right let's see here uh this one's from Romeo uh long time 10 homie is a garbage to use a semi truck casually one time my cousins their car was dead so we took my uncle's semi truck to church casual casual rolling up the church those without the trailer they look sweet though think without the trailer remember the flat one the flat-faced ones remembering and Smokey and the Bandit they would race them they would have tractor races but it was just a tractor on that phone yeah it was all right no I think that's a boss movie yeah but I'm trash it's great on a curve with it can you do that is that legal can I just get a tractor trailer as long as the plates are yeah you can't there was this um I can't put a regular set of tags on it no I got you you gotta have a CDL for that [ __ ] but if I got a CD I could roll around I was supposed to have CDO for that [ __ ] you got to pass Division and piss tests that's commercial bro it's conversion we ain't talking Recreation I guess that ain't happening then my eyesight stinks and I ain't making it just set that as your goal you should do it bro go get your CD oh man what are you talking about it's a great goal yeah double clutch and then go drive an 18-wheeler for your fans oh God I tune in to watch the whole process oh baby we gotta wrap it up though gang this has been [ __ ] fantastic ah ladies and gentlemen Mr Ryan sickler has an amazing special out right now called Lefty son it's on his YouTube page you have to check it out of course the host of the Honeydew podcast thank you guys buddy we can't thank you enough we love you love you anything you want the folks out there to know hit them uh yeah subscribe to honeydew uh watch my special this is something I put as a labor of love myself like we say these free podcasts and specials are definitely not free to bring to y'all and um everything's on Ryan sickler.com my tour dates all of it's there go check it out buddy we love you we love it so much congratulations on everything you're [ __ ] killing it we're so happy for you thank you Kippy what do you got for him guys we're all over the road tickets are on sale we're adding second shows in some places get those tickets before they're gone thanks for everything we love you gang we love you we'll see you next week peace

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Length: 66min 46sec (4006 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 16 2023