Are Cigars Overrated? | PKA

and we're live i don't know sorry you're just basically being like if you want to have your girlfriends over you're footing the bill yes for for the wine and the seltzers and whatever whatever i don't know i i think i'd pitch in for the wine no like what's your choice i found my enjoyment of wine is directly tied to the person i'm drinking it with where it's like they're drinking it and they're like this is really good wine i'm like yeah i guess i guess so i guess it is good but like i don't know enough so it's like i'm being fooled a bit you know just other people's perception the same way that that these sideways with paul giamatti that came out and like toothpaste first time i saw that i don't even think i'd ever even had wine they did fantastic acting very often but like what was the movie it's sideways sideways it's like a romantic comedy drama type thing it's it's but but fantastic acting it made me love paul giamatti and that asian lady with the face flattered in the stable and he's pretty he's pretty good but like well he rips on merlot which is you know a very popular kind of wine i guess and apparently like that next season of wine purchasing like merlot tanked and like his p pinyo noir or whatever like but he liked went up really high and i was like this whole sommelier thing is [ __ ] everybody's pretending this is the cigar racket all over again with you know i i don't think anybody enjoys cigars that much i didn't know what the cigar racket was it's because every time like ever like maybe once a year i'll go golfing with my dad or do something with my dad and he'll be like oh cigars because he apparently likes them and it's every time i'm like this is going to be the time that it's it's like i get it never it's always you get a third of the way through and you're like this is going to be another 45 minutes i got really into cigars uh like like several years back uh we were in vegas and uh i was i don't know i don't remember which hotel i never do but uh they had a um a cigar bar downstairs that had like a walk-in humidor and uh like a really fancy uh you know cigar place and i went in and i was looking at it smells really nice when you walk into one of those walk-in humidors tobacco smells great and i bought these they're not like the big fat [ __ ] cigars i don't like those i feel like i'm sucking a [ __ ] which nothing wrong with that i just don't want to i mean not all day you know right right yeah if it's going to be too slow it's not good yeah and uh and so i would get the ones that are like i don't know they're big much bigger than a cigarette they're kind of they're about the size like a swisher or something like that like pinky size yeah i get the cigarillos um you know they're still brown and i would get the flavored ones i get because that's what i wanted like i don't care what anybody thinks about my cigar purchase i would get vanilla and uh and cherry and stuff like chocolate and coffee and those were my favorite ones and i would get like a dozen of each i had them in my humidor at home and i really liked them i would i would get nice and stoned and i'd whip out one of those and get my i had my fancy cigar cutter and my fancy cigar uh lighter and punch and everything i got you know all the other paraphernalia and uh you know officers like wonderful if you're sitting next to somebody smoking a cigar like they really do smell nice taylor i agree completely i i didn't want to interrupt sorry but i've been waiting to say that same thing like i've tried cigars a couple times but i haven't really given them a chance to like acquire a taste but if someone else is smoking a cigar sometimes i find that enjoyable yeah i can remember being at the poker table and this [ __ ] is smoking a nasty [ __ ] cigar at the end of the table nasty because it smelled bad to you it smelled bad and it looked atrocious it was first of all it was fat it looked like a dill pickle and uh he's he's popping on this big fat meaty [ __ ] and it's coming unwound at the end and like like this like like falling apart in his mouth and he's just gnawing at it and it's all soggy and spitty and just soaked with spit he's just sucking his dick over there and there's a smoke every [ __ ] wear and i remember my dad being like that's it that's it he's like what what the cigar's gotta go or you gotta go and he was like what really and like three other people went yeah really yes yeah like i i didn't want to say anything but lamar if lamar if lamar says it then yeah you gotta [ __ ] go dude it's it's we've had enough of that and and like the old guy who never talks who's just kind of like a mean ornery [ __ ] at the other end of the table he's just like i've had enough of it too even i remember i was on a plane god i think it was maybe when i was little and i was going to disney world and i was on the plane and i was i think i was aisle my mom and then this big fat guy who had a cigar in his mouth my mom hated smoke and the smell of it and everything because my grandparents smoked constantly and he was like he took out this huge cigar the same kind you're describing like a like a full pickle not a quarter not a slice not a segment full thing and he pops in his mouth and he could like tell my mom was like what what this is southwest like like and he goes don't worry i never light the things disgusting habit and then puts in his mouth and he ate the entire cigar over the worst of the way from st louis to orlando or whatever and it was just like he had [ __ ] in his teeth it was disgusting like i didn't i didn't understand at the time because i would like be doing playing probably pokemon on my game boy and then look over and see he had most of a cigar look back fight another gym later now it's that much and he's got cigar juice all over his mouth and he's like like this is about 50 years so i went to a bachelor party and this is like a hundred years ago i was probably 21 or something and uh the strippers at this bachelor party like you might if you're listening to this think of strippers that you've seen at like a strip club where they go topless maybe or whatever no these chicks were like [ __ ] each other with double ended dildos and like it it was next they could have been hotter but something about it like they were just working i don't know no one dug it and anyway they put the cigar in this chick's [ __ ] and and they're like who wants it who wants it and i'm like i i want it even less now did someone want it though no nobody wants that's hilarious if no one wanted it who wants it kyle there were two strippers and a bodyguard and the bodyguard was this [ __ ] butch chick who probably could have taken half of us and maybe i'm exaggerating but she was butch as [ __ ] and uh somehow somehow two girls just [ __ ] each other making out double-ended dildos everything flopped as an act everyone was like you want to go outside you know like like you wouldn't think strippers could flop but they did i'm not a fan of watching i i want to i want you know like like sex isn't really a spectator sport for me like i want to get involved like let's go like i don't i don't want to watch them like i said and i really don't want to watch him with you there woody like right like like i enjoy doing a lot of things woody but i don't need him there for the sex show the one time we tried it [Laughter] uh what was i gonna say oh oh so they did do stuff where like a guy was in a chair and they would like tease him and stuff but he wasn't supposed to touch back but i like that even less right like that's worse than the lesbian show yeah and it just it wasn't working the whole act flopped you know i would rather watch like a really good magician oh what if a guy came out and he had like you know like like a [ __ ] like some sort of exotic cat like one of those with like the links or something and maybe a little capuchin and like i don't know some some a couple of critters brought nine animals in succession and they just got cooler and cooler that's right i like that and you're like we're all like nudging each other you think there's a monkey in there you think the last thing's gonna be a [ __ ] monkey dude that's a dog kennel you know he's not saving a dog for the end i can just imagine how much everybody's [Laughter] [Music] gloves [Music] and

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Length: 9min 1sec (541 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 14 2020