Taco Bell Research and Development

hey guys we got another call from the boss and we have a tall order this time another one I thought we just gave him something real good hey the Taco Bell research and development team never rests remember our motto greatness or nothing must go so what's the new product ladies and gentlemen I present to you the new product what is it it looks like a chalupa yes but this time it's been made into a quesadilla and then rolled into a burrito with guacamole Doritos con queso con cheese and now all it needs is some Spanglish Flair to get those hungry folks lined up at Taco Bell's everywhere oh I've got it that's a loop a loop a loop ax what chalupa loop a loop ax yeah you know like the classic film tora tora tora yeah he's the intern what I feel like we made me neglecting our Mexican food loving Jewish Democratic okay you know that tora tora tora is a movie about the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor right what it's not about the Torah I think that's pronounced Torah okay guys we're getting sidetracked right ooh how about the kiss of the year crunch guac quesadilla kwant french guac doce y dos because when I eat it I want to totally know someone oh wait no how about this commercial idea right now right we open up in the middle of a desert on a cactus there's a time-lapse and a flower blooms from the cactus out of the flower comes a bumblebee and he flies across the desert and he flies across the ocean and he flies into a city into a Taco Bell where the Cassiar turns around him offers this hungry bumblebee his newest delight the cactus flower no one's gonna buy a cactus flower unless they were at a singles bar Oh singles bar I love it this is ridiculous what's the new thing gonna cost I don't know probably like two bucks Oh perfect the natural value Libre the natural value Libre supreme conchae so conscience the natural value Libre supreme con queso Maas okay okay stop stop that's got a lawsuit written all over it huh speaking of lawsuit what about hundred percent beef taco okay let's be honest what Taco Bell ever used a hundred percent real meat come on guys think think we've been down and out ever since McDonald's and Apple joined forces still can't believe they came out with the iMac I hear that I hear they're coming out with the iMac quarter pounder it has a seven inch display screen how can people eat those wait wait I've got it I've got it the ultra quesarito chalupa grande supreme XL con queso Crunchwrap destiny mas bad news just got a fax from headquarters a fax sorry a facsimile message it's it's just like they just came out with a new product just like ours but this time they've taken out but quoc burritos and switched it out with the meat whoa are you saying there's a meat shell instead of a taco shell this one's easy guys the carne is awesome

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 12,077

Rating: 4.7935486 out of 5

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Id: zS1UXQz2mFw

Length: 3min 52sec (232 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 26 2015