AotearoHA Comedy Gala - Sammy J & Randy

thank you very much for having us look I know it's a comedy night but actually want to try something a bit different right now I want to do a love song if that's cool so I'm laughing awesome I ready I'm gonna do the love song then you're gonna pop up after that is that cool yeah no I thought I could do the love song with you tonight those cameras I just thought I'd jump on below you my love songs are sort of full of poetry and metaphors you can't just wing it then I could out metaphor your skinny ass any day of the week my brother is that a challenge yes is okay okay sorry I change your plans guys are a semi Jay and Randy are going to have a metaphore competition and later for okay yeah what do you got syphilis no further for the oh you go first you okay here we go okay fine you ask from I'm in love with a girl and she's beautiful she's a Jew drop on a rose betwixt and newborn baby's toes I'm in love that's pretty good actually yeah all right all right I'm in love with a girl and she's beautiful she's the sunlight through the window of a florist on a rainbow in the clouds really good she's in my she's on my price she lives at 30 rickets Lane Glen Iris into one did you say 30 rickets lei Glen Iris that's where my girlfriend lives that's where my goof brandy you know what this means don't you we're dating flat nice weekend she sees me through the way she works Monday to Friday the weekends we don't speak I will that explains why I haven't seen you there conflicting you also because because for a second I thought about don't go there system small tattoo of a Snow Leopard flying through the jungle on her left thigh and she's also got a tattoo of a snow leopard flying through the jungle I'm on her other thigh at the back and the front of her left shin ha what's your girlfriend's name Karen de Pape nervous of course we got our problems she told me that she's having an affair but she's leaving him this weekend for me cause she gave him Hep C that she got from a Georgie needle when she got her xxx Snow Leopard

Channel: COMEDYNZL

Views: 326,342

Keywords: funny, comedy, new, zealand, ice, cream, hilarious, parody, humor, spoof, sketch, trey, commercial, satire, rugby, auckland, wellington, kiwi, dry, trey songz, vanilla, creative, paint, freeze, christchurch, ice ice, whipped, maori, ice baby, chevrolet, paramore, falling

Id: G_bbvfbAA9U

Length: 4min 8sec (248 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 12 2011