Anybody seen Richie?

it's a big shot come to bust my balls huh this here is a detective narcotics now that's right I want you all to be very nice and tell this big [ __ ] I'm I'm a look over here anything he wants to know listen wait you know why cause like you know we don't know each other so good we're still sucking their thumb when your brother was around thumb sucking days but just this thing you should talk my brother was here you and talk [ __ ] like that yeah but he's not here and you know why he's not here why cuz he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you know don't go pushing my pages around you right yeah prick look around you over here is this the setting for profanity hey [ __ ] you how are you buddy huh you won't be over here using my bail for like your legal means what you bookmakers in our legal activity you know you also would not know that Richie owns this place in that he sells narcotics here because he's a [ __ ] puke and he likes to pervert kids and stuff right drugs nobody uses drugs around here yeah you don't know nothing do you meaning you for that time we buddy seen Richie anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo oh god a big man with a badge and a gun I got a lot of friends here you jump around a little bit is that it yeah who's this one who's that should go friend me know what cool breeze what's that when these days your wise mouth is gonna get the rest of your body and a whole lot of trouble where you from phenomen how'd it go yeah yeah you couldn't be from Brooklyn cuz we don't talk like that on you you know I'm saying yeah that tool believe me this guy's nothing without that [ __ ] and go who's that dog is this that's a yours you have that badge that gun these guys would take your head [ __ ] out of here I notice not a boxing memorabilia we got some gloves over here pictures everywhere use the box me yeah yeah it's tough enough really what could you do to you yeah you don't Vinnie I'm starting to getting a bad mood you know maybe it's like a mood swing my hormones I don't know you know maybe it's my need to impose my will but I want you to tell all the Phoenix in here to get up on the [ __ ] table I know you don't believe in your own yeah [ __ ] not so what you could kill somebody upstairs but ain't nobody upstairs there's nobody upstairs how would you know your bus stillinger we cool the only balls he has is that Belgian guns all right he's my gun fair game now okay and here's my badge this is your trophy this is your trophy okay so when you [ __ ] Jules - come and get it all right I offer five pounds for that page right now anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo [ __ ] face you want to get by me there's only two things stopping you fear and comments else and I'm gonna cut your [ __ ] head off [ __ ] you can knock my teeth out hey sticks come on come on [Music] so we're down to two you so that means you can't touch me that's right I forgot Vinnie I need somebody I want to talk to you brother he won't talk to you his self scumbag Wow you tell your brother I'm gonna cut off his head and piss down his throat [ __ ] you anybody seen Richie huh I'm gonna keep coming back to somebody remember seeing Richie

Channel: Neurotripsicks

Views: 19,633,691

Rating: 4.6020002 out of 5

Keywords: anybody, seen, richie, bar, scene, out, for, justice, william, forsythe, steven, seagal, stephen, segal, sticks, pool, ball, fight, qball, boxing, memorabilia, cueball, cue, Billiard, (Sports, Equi, Amazing, Shots, tko, knock out

Id: 4Zu1YIukylw

Length: 6min 28sec (388 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 08 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/catonmyshoulder69]

Classic Carl.

[u/BeefSerious]

These guys really put a lot of effort into their nicknames.

[u/i_bet_youre_fat]

oh that gino felino what a guy. what an authentic sounding brooklynite too.

[u/talldrseuss]

As someone that's been working in Brooklyn for the past 13 years, Segal's accent is just awful. The part with the guy getting shoved into the phone booth multiple times made me chuckle.

[u/rattleandhum]

As much of a tool Segal is, that was quite entertaining. The phone booth gag in particular.