- Happy holidays, everybody. Welcome to story time. I'm Pear. - I'm Orange - And today, we'll be
reading a Christmas classic, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." You excited for this one, Orange? - You bet! The story of Rudolph has
always been near and "deer" to my heart. (Orange laughs) - Ugh! - Ah, don't be like that. You and I both know that
joke absolutely "sleighed." (orange laughing) - Ugh, listen, dude, it's
time to quit with the jokes. Because I have a very important
question I want to ask you. You know Dasher and Dancer
and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen. But, do you recall the most
famous reindeer of all? - [Orange] Of course! ♪ Rudolph, the super-rude reindeer ♪ ♪ Was the rudest deer of all ♪ - [Pear] What? ♪ If you did ever cross him ♪ ♪ He would rudely dis you mom ♪ - [Pear] That's not how it goes. ♪ All of the other reindeer ♪ ♪ Were afraid of his red, red nose ♪ ♪ 'Cause it had weaponized powers ♪ ♪ If he was mad, he would unload ♪ (record scratching) - [Pear] That's enough! Orange, you're ruining
this holiday classic. - I believe you meant to say, "Enhancing this holiday classic." (Orange laughs) - No! Now, we're gonna do this again. And you're gonna sing it right, this time. Got it? His name is not Rudolph because he's rude. Understand? - Okay, fine. - Good. So, Orange, I'll ask you again. Do you recall the most
famous reindeer of all? - [Orange] Heck, yeah, I do. ♪ Rudolph the red-nosed rain gear ♪ ♪ Was waterproof and kept things dry ♪ (record scratching) - [Pear] He is a reindeer! Not rain gear! - Oh! Yeah, that makes way more sense. Why the heck would a
rain coat have nostrils? Nobody "nose." (Orange laughs) - We're doing it again! And this time, you're gonna do it right! Got it?! - Honestly, who "nose?" (Orange laughs) (Pear screams) - Orange! Do you recall the most
famous reindeer of all? - [Orange] You bet your buttons, I do. ♪ Rudolph the shed-clothes reindeer ♪ ♪ Shed his clothes and ran 'round nude ♪ ♪ If you were unsuspecting ♪ ♪ He'd make sure you barfed your food ♪ (record scratching) - [Pear] That is enough! Orange, this is ridiculous! Rudolph is not some nudist deer, who goes around flashing people! - Are you sure? Isn't one of Santa's
reindeer named Flasher? - That's Dasher! And you know it! A nudist reindeer doesn't
even make any sense. - Of course it makes sense. If there wasn't a deer running
around completely naked, then why do they call it "buck" naked? (Orange laughs) - Oh my gosh, dude! - Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a story to finish. ♪ All of the other reindeer ♪ ♪ Chose to wear their winter coats ♪ ♪ They fear the next time Rudolph ♪ ♪ Would appear and then disrobe ♪ ♪ Then one foggy Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ Santa came to say ♪ ♪ Rudolph with your coat tied tight ♪ ♪ Won't you flash the way tonight ♪ ♪ So Rudolph, he got to flash him ♪ ♪ 'Til someone called the P.D. ♪ ♪ Rudolph the shed-clothes reindeer ♪ ♪ Went down for indecency ♪ - [Pear] Ugh, I guess
we'll see you next time. Assuming story time doesn't get shut down by the censors before then. - [Orange] The end! (Orange laughs) - [Pear] Oh, that's so gross, dude! (upbeat holiday music)
