Annoying Orange - Storytime: Shrek!

hello everybody Welcome to story time I'm pear and this is orange orange are you here Shrek yeah I am gross but I do appreciate your enthusiasm for today's story Shrek ogre the moon about today's episode well since you're so excited maybe you should take the lead on this one I couldn't agree more orange you don't have hands exactly so I'm confused do you actually know the story or don't you yes yes to which option correct yo do you know the story of Shrek or don't you what are you saying oh I all I'm saying is this and once upon a time in a land Far Far Away there was an ogre named Shrek he seems green and farted a lot and um there's a lot of mud and bugs involved and uh dude you don't remember anything about Shrek just admit it I remember that he did an awesome opening Montage so that one Smash Mouth song you know somebody once told me don't remind me somebody once told me bugs mud farts farting bugs just classic anyway it was a super awesome way to start the movie and then a bunch of other awesome stuff happened I think it was a gingerbread man at one point and they live happily ever after hold on who lived happily ever after Orange what's that now I asked you who you're talking about it feels like you don't actually remember any of the specifics no no no no no no I totally do I didn't know you were gonna go all RoboCop on me about filling in the details jeez okay so um maybe you'd like to talk about Princess Fiona and how she was kept locked in a tower oh yeah totally princess Leota Fiona that's what I said yeah yeah so Princess Fiona was locked in a tall tower but had super long hair people could climb up wrong princess I mean she uh pricked a finger on a spinning wheel wrong again she ate a poison apple she wore a dress uh that's technically not incorrect I'm yes oh yeah well then tell me what happened next easy next was another awesome Smash Mouth Montage no sign body once told me do you really not know any other lines to that song if I knew them would you want me to sing them good point anyway after an encore Smash Mouth Montage of Shrek eating bugs and farting and slinging mud and farting in mud and I don't know probably farting on bugs we got introduced to another important character and that character's name was Lord Farquaad because it's tight that's his name oh I knew that and Lord Sparkle snood really liked this one song that went somebody won orange just kidding but not really because who doesn't love that song dude can I take over the story now or what why would I just let you take over I'm just getting started because now that we've met the main characters it's time for a bunch of fairy tale stuff to happen okay maybe you do know the story of Shrek of course I do so first Shrek bought a dragon and defeated him by pulling a sword out of a stone and then throwing mud at the Dragon and also farting on a no then Princess Fiona went for a walk in the woods to her grandmother's house but when she got there it wasn't actually her grandma it was the band Smash Mouth this guy that's her grandma orange somebody enough you're done dude but we haven't even gotten to Lord fart knob Farquaad fart nard Farquaad well whatever his name is he had some kind of scene with a gingerbread man and his nose grew every time he lied and when someone asked if he liked Smash Mouth he said no and you know what happened no somebody got stashed when his clothes extended that's what cause that song rolls it everybody knows it somebody once told me so tell me orange who wound up living happily ever after in the end yeah everybody everybody okay well maybe not everybody but I'm pretty sure it worked out for somebody don't yell over the closing Smash Mouth Montage pair you're missing the best part you know I want to be mad at you for desecrating a really great movie but if I'm being honest your humor level is basically on par with the real thing you butt or believe it [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Annoying Orange

Views: 1,133,020

Keywords: annoying orange, funny, fruit, talking, animation, daneboe, The Annoying Orange, Annoying Orange - Storytime: Shrek!, annoying orange story time, storytime annoying orange, Shrek, dreamwork, parody, satire, spoof, lampoon, cartoon, comedy, fantasy, fairy tale, silly

Id: Lh5ajw584KQ

Length: 5min 16sec (316 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 26 2021