-So, Andy, it's great that
you're here and back in 30 Rock. -Thank you, Seth. -We have many memories
working in this building, and we've been good friends
for nearly 15 years. -That is correct, yes. -But sometimes when
you know somebody for that long, there are moments
when feelings get hurt. -That's true, and you don't
always have a chance to stop and say you're sorry. -So, I thought with the time
we have together right now, we would make amends
for any past indiscretions we've committed
against one another in a segment we are calling... -"Seth and Andy Clear the Air." [ Cheers and applause ] -I will start.
Andy? -Yes, Seth. -I am sorry
I'm not all caught up on the last season
of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." I DVR'd it, and I plan
to watch it as soon as I can. -I work really hard
on that show. [ Laughter ] -I understand. -And I got to say,
if you had a show, I would watch it every night. [ Laughter ] -I do have a show every night. [ Laughter ] You're on it right now. -And it's on every night? [ Laughter ] -It is.
Do you watch it? [ Laughter ] -Uh-huh. -Well, if you watch it,
tell me one thing about it. -Uh... You do this thing called
"Seth and Andy Clear the Air." [ Laughter ] -Do you forgive me? -Seth Meyers, you are forgiven. [ Chimes ] [ Cheers and applause ] Okay. My turn.
[ Clears throat ] Seth?
-Yes, Andy? -Seth, I'm sorry about that time I made you drive me
to LaGuardia Airport and then, when we got there, I realized, "Oh, wait.
I'm not going to LaGuardia. I'm going to JFK." [ Laughter ] And then when we got to JFK,
I realized, "Oh, wait. I'm not going
to either of these places, because where I really
wanted to go was the bathroom." Which I did.
[ Laughter ] In your car. [ Laughter ] Anyway, man, I'm sorry
for drenching your sweet ride. -That was pretty gross. -But also a little cool? -No.
[ Laughter ] -Agree to disagree.
Anyway, Seth, do you forgive me? -Andy, I forgive you.
-Ahh. [ Chimes ] [ Cheers and applause ] -My turn.
Andy? -Yes, Seth.
-I am sorry that I didn't respond to your last
text message. I've just been very busy
with family stuff, especially now
with the new baby. -Is that the one your wife
birthed out on your lobby floor? -Yeah.
-So your best friend of 15 years is taking a back seat
to the lobby baby? [ Laughter ] -Please don't call my son
the lobby baby. [ Laughter ] -Where was he born? -My apartment lobby. [ Laughter ] -Sounds like a lobby baby to me. [ Laughter ] -Fine.
He's a lobby baby. Do you forgive me? -Seth, you are forgiven.
[ Chimes ] [ Cheers and applause ] My turn.
Seth? -Yes, Andy?
-Seth, I am sorry that I've been
dressing up like you and going to fancy restaurants
and causing mischief and mayhem. [ Laughter ] -You're doing what? -'Causing mischief and mayhem
under your name at five-star restaurants. -How? -Well, I never pay,
I half nelson the maitre'd, I full nelson the chef, and if
I see a full suckling pig, you know I'm gonna crawl up
inside that bitch. [ Laughter ] -You crawl inside the pig? -Yes, and then, when they wheel
that bad boy over to the table, I pop my head out, and I scream,
"There's a man inside your pig!" [ Laughter ] -Okay.
But why do they think it's me? -Oh, well, I do my patented
Seth Meyers impersonation. "Oh, hey, guys, I'm Seth Meyers. You know me from 'SNL'
and the movie 'New Year's Eve.' Follow me on twitter
@politicstelevisionman.com/trump What do you think
of my impression? -That's a very,
very good impression. -Yeah. Yeah.
[ Laughter ] Seth, do you forgive me? -Andy, you are forgiven. [ Chimes ] [ Cheers and applause ] My turn.
Andy? -You know what, Seth?
I want to go again. Let's be crazy kids
and break all the rules. -Fine.
-Seth? -Yes, Andy?
-I'm sorry that I've been selling nude pictures of you
on the Internet. [ Laughter ] -What? -Yeah, man,
I've sold hundreds of them. -How did you get
nude photos of me? -Oh, I didn't say photos.
I said pictures. I draw nude pictures of you
and sell them on the Internet. Do you want to see one? -I guess.
-Okay. [ Laughter and applause ] Andy, I've got to say, that
doesn't look anything like me. -Huh?
Oh! Right. This one's of me. [ Laughter ] Pretty big hog, though, right? [ Laughter ] -Yeah, I guess the crayon
drawing you did of yourself does have a pretty big hog. [ Laughter ] -Thank you. Okay, but here's one of you. [ Laughter ] It's got a little dinky hog. [ Laughter ] Do you know what I mean, Seth?
-Yeah. -The hog's dinky. [ Laughter ] 'Cause yours is little.
-I get it! [ Laughter ] Andy...
you are forgiven. -Oh, thank God.
[ Chimes ] My turn.
Andy? -Yes, Seth? -This one's actually pretty bad. -Are you being serious
right now? -Definitely.
-[ Gasps ] -Do you remember when you won
the 2014 Golden Globe for Best Actor
in a Comedy Series? -Greatest night of my life. Birth of my daughter
doesn't come close. [ Laughter ]
-Well, if you remember, I announced your name
as the winner. -Go on. -Well, I don't know how to say
this, but it was an accident. Your name wasn't on the card.
It was someone else's. -You "Moonlight'd" me?
[ Laughter ] -Well, technically,
I "La La Landed" you. -So, who was supposed to win? -Jim Parsons.
-Old Sheldon? -Yeah.
-Bazinga. [ Laughter ] Well, do I still get to say
every time I introduce myself, "Hello. I'm Golden Globe Award
winning actor, Andy Samberg"? -It would be a lie. -I'm okay with that.
Seth, you are forgiven. Liars are cool.
Donald Trump lies. Politics, high-five! [ Chimes ]
[ Cheers and applause ] I love you, Seth.
-I love you, too, buddy. This has been... -"Seth and Andy Clear the Air."
