-Why do they think it's me -Oh, well, I do my patente
Seth Meyers impersonation. "Uh, hey, guys. I'm Seth Meyers. You know me from "SNL"
and the movie "New Year's Eve. Follow me on Twitter @PoliticsTelevisionMan.com
trump. What do you think
of my impression? -That's a very, very
good impression. -Yeah. Yeah. ♪♪♪♪ -The other thing is -- because
of your hours at "SNL," you were always sick. -Yes.
-You were always sick. -Always sick. -Inspired an incredibly
unpopular character that you wrote
at the table only. -Yeah.
-I can never remember the -- 'Cause you had
a character named -- -There was Gerald. He's always sick.
-Right. -His character was just like
"Hey, I'm always sick." And he was a huge bummer. And the theme song was 2 1/2
minutes, and it just went, "Gerald, he's always sick. Gerald, he's always sick." And over and over and over And we played it at the table,
and not kidding -- it was 2 1/2 straight minutes of
just, "He's always sick. He's always sick.
Gerald, he's always sick." And it was the first time I ever
saw Lorne actually go like.. I was just thinking
about, like -- -You've been thinking
about this a lot? -Yeah. All the times
that you've hosted stuff and how much
I've been there for you. -You have helped out, 'cause - -Well, like, for example,
like last year at the Emmys, I came and I dressed up like
Joffrey for you. -Yeah, there you are.
That's proof that you did that Okay, there you are. Okay. -And then -- And you know
I hate Joffrey. -You hate Joffrey.
He's, like, your least favorite. You think he's a bad dude.
-I think he's a bad guy. I'm in the minority,
but I stand by it. And then, also,
when you hosted the ESPYs, I dressed up like
an octopus guy. -There you go. Yeah.
-I did that for you. -Uh-huh.
-And you know I hate octopus -You hate octopus. Octopi?
-Octopis. And then, also,
remember when you did The White House
Correspondents' Dinner -- -I do not remember
you being there. -I remember you saying like, "Hey, you got to
come support me. I need you to dress up like
normal old white guy and stand and watch me do it And I was like, "I'll be there."
-Oh, that's you? -Yeah.
-So that was you. -That was me. Playing it super low-key
for my bro. Super low-key for my bro. -You love people.
-Love people. -And you are a great -- You are a great friend to me
and everyone in my family, save for one member
of my family. -Yeah.
-The non-person. -Right.
-Frisbee the dog. -Frisbee the piece of [bleep]. [ Laughter ] -You -- You sent back -- You sent back
the Christmas card... -Yeah. -...because Frisbee
was on the Christmas card. Just so you know, this is what
was on the Christmas card. -Yeah.
[ Audience awws ] -See? -You might as well
have sent me anthrax. Look at this piece of [bleep]! [ Laughter ] I had to hire a cleaning cre because of all the barf
in my house! -You also -- We've told this
story before on this show. You have disliked Frisbee
from the beginning. -From the jump. I'm not one of these, oh,
bandwagon Frisbee haters. [ Laughter ] -There's not a bandwagon. -Oh, now everyone
wants to hate Frisbee, but I was there in the
beginning, hating Frisbee, saying he was a ugly
little piece of [bleep]. And I stand by that!
You can check the tape! -Frisbee was this big, and we put her on your lap
for a second. -Ugh. -And you for real went, "Ugh!"
-"Ugh!" -And she just, like,
thumped onto the floor. -Yeah.
-And she's not a smart dog, an we do look back at that moment
as, like, the turning point. -I've been walking home in New York
drunk at 4:00 in the morning and seeing rats I like
more than Frisbee. [ Laughter ] "I know. It's like
a part of the family." It's a dog! So -- So, just imagine tha
I'm onstage at the Globes. [ Light laughter ] Around 1,300 people attended
the Golden Globes this year... and only one will leave. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Wow.
-Yeah. "Crazy Rich Asians"
is up for two awards, and "Crazy Rich White People
are up for the remaining 200 [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah. "BlacKkKlansman" was nominated
and judging by the upper- and lower-case
lettering in the title, it is also a Wi-Fi password. [ Laughter ] That's a John Mulaney joke
-[ Laughing ] Yeah. -He wrote it! [ Laughter ] -As you do.
-As one does. -[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ] -Hello, and welcome
to Second Chance Theatre, where we give new life to
sketches that were cut fro "Saturday Night Live." Some are cut unfairly,
and some, like tonight, were cut for cause. This evening, we present you
with the story of Graham, an inebriated co-worker
who is about to embark on a magnificent journey,
a journey on which he yearns for someone,
anyone to come with. We now present the sketch
"Wanna Come With?" featuring the
Second Chance Players, special guests Kenan Thompso
and Greta Gerwig, and starring Andy Samberg'
hair from 2006. Enjoy.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Hey, Randy, you know
where the head is? I was thinking about
hitting it up. -Yeah, I think it's upstairs
Graham. -Oh, cool.
You wanna come with? -No.
-So hammered. Hey, Mike, you wanna come with -Not even at all. -Yeah. That's cool.
Susan, you wanna come with -No.
-Douglas, you wanna come with? -Seriously, stop.
-Okay. You wanna come with, though?
-Oh, my God. Graham, stop it. No one wants to go to the
bathroom with you. -Sue, you wanna come with? -No! Just go by yourself. -You wanna come with, though
-No! -So, no one wants to come with -No!
-No! -So wasted. Come with? -No!
-No! -That's cool. Come with? -No!
-No! -Oh. Hey. I didn't see you there. I'm gonna hit the head.
You wanna come with? Oh, that's cool. But you wanna come with, though? Okay, cool.
I'll just meet you there. So wasted. -Akiva and Jorma were saying
this sort of came from the fac that Andy would ask people to come with him
to the bathroom. Was that a question
you had been asked? -I think I was asked probabl
five times a night. -Mm-hmm.
-Okay. -Also, the other thing
he would do, Andy -- he would ask you
to go to the bathroom, and then, while you
were in the bathroom, he would sneak out
and scare you, thereby not making anyone want
to go to the bathroom. -Do you remember the best one?
-Yes, I do. He turned all the lights off i
the entire hallway at "SNL." I came out into darkness, and he jumped out
from a cabinet and yelled. And I screamed like... -It was like 5:00
in the morning, and the building was deserted. And I insisted he join me. I was like, "Come on." It's like the
biggest dick move of all time. You know this about me.
The world doesn't. I hate not going to the bathroom
anywhere but at home. And a river-rafting trip,
where you camp along the river is the exact opposite of that. -Yeah. -So, it was, like, a well-know
thing in our group that, like, I was desperatel
trying to avoid it at all costs, because if you had to take
things to the furthest level in that department, there wa
a contraption on our trip called the groover, which is a bucket
with a lid on it. And I was like, "Yeah,
that's my worst nightmare. No. Never." -That's the farthest
away from home. -Yeah. I looked at that and
was like, "Opposite of home. -Yeah. -And everyone knew it,
and they were like, "Oh, is he gonna make it? Is he gonna make it?" -The groover is
a lousy name, too. -I mean, every time someon
brought it up, I'd go, "The groover!" Which got old very fast fo
them, not so much for me. I never tired of it,
as you can see with my enthusiasm
to do it right now. The groover! It's happening.
I've got to. So, it's set up, like, away from
camp so you have privacy. And we're on the river,
and I'm like, "Alright, I got to do this." So I go...get in position. And there's this brief moment of
like, "You know what? This isn't so bad.
This is beautiful. I'm seeing the trees.
There's birds flying around. The river is beautiful. You know, the sun is
just coming up." And then, as if on cue,
a caravan of boats just comes straight into
my view, just like... Just like... And I didn't know what to do
I was like, "Duck and cover. So... Like, this -- I'm not kidding.
Like 30 boats in a row. It was like the first 10 peopl
on every boat just, like, partying like, "Yeah! We did it! River trip!
Yeah!" And I feel like every
single one of them was just looking off
to the side just like, "Why is that man crying?
while [bleep] -Some writers from this show
actually went out and were backstage with you. -Absolutely, I did. I worked with three of you
writers, Amber, Jenny and Ally -Yeah, and there they are,
right over there. -Hey, Andy!
[ Cheers and applause ] -Hey. Hey, Andy. Rhinoceros teeth, remember [ Laughter ] -Yeah, I love it!
-Sorry. What's that? -Oh, no, it's just a thing
that we do now since we worked together
on the Globes. -Oh, it was like
an inside joke then. Did you guys have fun? -Oh, so much fun.
-Oh, it was great. -Yeah, I mean, it was different,
you know? -What do you mean?
Like, different than this? -No, just -- better. -Andy just gets it. -You know what we mean, Steve. -Seth.
-Oh, my God! Seth! Oh. [ Laughter ] Yeah, Seth. -I mean, you know, it was the Globes,
and it's a big deal. You wouldn't understand. -No, yeah, I hosted it
last year. [ Laughter ]
-I thought she did. -Yeah, you were great! -Thank you!
-Yeah. -Anyway, Andy, we'll see you
at the after party. -Wait, this show
has an after party? -Oh, Seth, you wouldn't like it. It's just a bunch of peopl
you know and work with. Shh! -Yeah, I, uh, I think
it's cancelled. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's cancelled. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -I'll see you
at the "cancelled" after party -Alright, give it up for
these awful, awful women! [ Cheers and applause ]
Just kidding. Love you guys! Shoemaker and I were in L.A.
-Yep. -We came to visit your
new office. And your new office
was mind-blowingly awesome -Thank you. It's tip-top. -Because it's Babyface's
old office. -It's singer/songwriter/producer
Babyface's former office. We're huge fans.
-Yeah. -And one of the cool thing
about it is -- he left a piano there. It's, like, a snow-white piano It's got all these cool, like,
synth modes on it. And a friend of ours sent us a
signed photo of Babyface. So, it lives on top of
the piano. -So, this is -- I'm so happy
that this is where The Lonely Island works. With Babyface's white piano. -Yeah. So, I asked
Akiva and Jorma to send me a picture of it
and they sent that. And then, a few hours later,
Jorma was like, "Oh, you know what? We took a better one.
-And here you go. -And that's that.
-Those guys. They're missing Andy
in California. -Yeah. In Hollywood, which i
very clearly Washington, D.C -I am never gonna stop
playing with this thing. -Meyers.
♪♪♪♪ We meet again. -Samberg. Oh, cool. You got one, too -Yeah. They sent it by accident! -Well, unfortunately for you
it's two against one. Lutz, no. What? -Aah! -Pew!
-Pew! -Pew!
-Pew! -Pew!
-Pew! -Pew!
-Pew! -Pew!
-Pew! -Wait, wait, wait.
We should do it as wangs. -Oh, yeah. -Pew!
-Pew! ♪♪♪♪
