ANDY SAMBERG IS SO DARN FUNNY

we have yes you were married last weekend Congrats thank you very much there it is that's it seven million dollars I work really hard on that show I understand and I gotta say if you had a show I would watch it every night I do have a show every night you're on it right now and it's on every night it is do you watch it uh-huh well if you watch it tell me one thing about it super great to be here hosting the season finale of SNL before we begin I should mention Justin Timberlake could not be here tonight he's currently touring in Russia just want to get that out of the way but I do understand that he sent me a picture to wish me luck incredible I got your honeymooning here yes oh yeah how does it feel it feels good it was a best day of my life mm-hmm it's nice you know I I finally lost my virginity which is nice go I was bad I was really bad at it practice 35 years is too long to wait yeah yeah my turn Seth yes Andy Seth I'm sorry about that time I made you drive me to LaGuardia Airport and then when we got there I realized oh wait I'm not going to LaGuardia I'm going to JFK and then when we got to JFK I realized oh wait I'm not going to either of these places because where I really wanted to go was the bathroom which I did in your car anyway man I'm sorry for drenching your sweet ride that was pretty gross but also a little cool no agree to disagree I'm working on a new show Brooklyn [Music] yes one two Golden Globes for it bringing new meaning to the phrase and twins thank you put on a suit to tell that joke that was this true did Adam Sandler show up at your wedding I invited Sandler to the wedding and he did come yeah um I was of course very worried about it because he's one of the biggest stars on earth and I was like oh if Sandler comes everyone and our families it's gonna hound him and I don't want him to feel put out but I also really would love him to come because we were friendly and the night before he told me he was like alright I'll come I'll be there don't worry about it and the night before I was getting a drink at the night before party that we had sort of a hangout the families and stuff and all of a sudden I just hear Sandler's boys going like it's my guy right yeah I look up and he's dressed as his character from that's my boy was like the wig and a pint a like the crappy tie right and I'm like Woody's is me daddy burger no he fully committed wholly committed I was like oh I can't believe you're doing this to some girl he's like Oh am i embarrassing you buddy married everybody and I was like it why was I worried about Sandler the rest of the weekend people kept coming up to me being like see who just sat on my table for like an hour and talked to me about my upstart business yeah yeah so your best friend of 15 years is taking a back seat to the lobby baby please don't call my son the lobby baby where was he born my apartment lobby sounds like a lobby baby photograph here of these are oh yeah the brother and sister team Alex and Maya yeah the sexy said sexy sits well where are you guys is that an Oscar party that's the Vanity Fair party and they brought their medals huh yeah and they were like hold this medal we're taking a photo and I was like you got it sexy sibs that's pretty good winning athletes from Olympics he's or anything you'd love to ask Neil that you can ask him now oh my goodness uh off the top of my head I guess I would have three questions yeah first are we alone in the universe second is time travel possible third if you have sex with a robot does it count as cheating Olympic athletes Luke Skywalker himself mark um yeah repeatedly tweets about how much he loves your show do you know Mark Hamill I actually have bet Mark Hamill I mean everyone on our show freaked out when he started doing that I bet um I met him cuz we produced this movie that Kyle Mooney and his buddies did called brings me bear and Mark Hamill was in it and I was in Salt Lake City sort of crossing paths right as Mark Hamill was coming in to shoot his stuff uh-huh Rhaego we should all go out and get beers and some food and just hang out and chat and at first strike but he's such a nice guy we like went to this big bar was pretty empty we went to the back and just had some beers and chatted and after about five minutes he's so sweet and disarming you're just like oh that's man mark hanging out you know yeah and then we're like alright well good to meet you and we got up to leave and it was a little later in the night and the bar had filled in a little and as soon as we stepped like back into the main bar area it was like my turn Seth yes Andy Seth I am sorry that I've been dressing up like you and going to fancy restaurants and causing mischief and mayhem are you doing what causing mischief and mayhem under your name at 5-star restaurants Wow well I never pay I half-nelson the maitre d I full-nelson the chef and if I see a full suckling pig you know I'm gonna crawl up inside that [ __ ] your daughter I just find out I just leave her is because last time I was talking to you she had just been born she's a year old yeah now yes life-changing wonderful beautiful experience yeah I'm trying my best to not be like every other parent who acts when their child is first born like they're the first person to ever have a kid and force photos of her on people when I see them yeah but that said I thought I would show the first ever photo of her so do you have any regrets at all yes my one regret with Facebook is poking poking is creepy and lame and getting an email saying that your dad poked you is an enormous bummer no I know that now and for that I apologize it's good I'm changed you know I don't know if you noticed but I suddenly was gripped with the urge to buy those Steph Curry nurse shoes I was like my dad instincts are kicking in I got a rock DS and then I got them they arrived I was like you know what I think I'm kind of making him work I think they look cool and I was like no that's I'm a dad I think they look good yeah that's what happy when tout side a bunch of dads were like yeah this is cool he's the first-ever photo of my daughter there she is are you sick of getting drunk and poking someone you shouldn't like a co-worker or someone you met five minutes ago or your cousin well I'm proud to now introduce the new feature called the slowpoke it's the only poke that takes 24 hours to reach the person you send it to so you have a full day to sober up realize you're an idiot and retract the poke pressing I wanted to do something nuts you know where it's like just to have it for safety in case it's our last episode where it's like we all move to the moon here's one Nick Kroll Bill Hader and Seth Rogen walk into a bar they're there to pick me up because I'm an alcoholic who can't manage my feelings nailed you [ __ ] suck a bud uh is there a barista here cuz this roast just got dark any twenties is so fun man no so great to be here with you guys I don't care who wins but yeah we do [Laughter] what's the wrath my good friend Aziz Ansari is here Aziz as parents are from India and he's from South Carolina hey Aziz what's it like to have a unique perspective on what it means to be American you bagged a [ __ ] thing probably yeah and then we got the baby now so this year I got home I picked a single flower out of the neighbor's garden I walked in I was like happy anniversaries just like thanks and then we both passed out on our faces yeah have you ever been naked in public oh thank you for asking you want Jonah Hill is here Jonah is so dumb that when he had me over for a dinner party I overstayed my welcome and he pretended to be tired so I would leave without getting my feelings hurt you will passive-aggressive sweetheart Jonah [Applause] imagine you're at home and you're lying there and you're on the floor and your wife's practicing her harp and you're just listening and we'll we'll play a little art music yeah I don't know put you in the mood and I just want to see what it is you're like why'd you take it there why'd you take it dinky gym shorts uh-huh and this girl Tamika was behind me and she pantsed me uh-huh in front of many kids and I don't remember this for sure but I'm pretty sure I exclaimed my silk boxers away even Andy didn't answer doesn't no one cares expect letters Comedy Central if you don't want controversy you shouldn't have invited the King I was very young oh you're not hey man we're talking about my wife who are you to tell me what I see spiritually I didn't realize you were in favor of the travel ban me that's good you and I are the best singers here we could teach everyone here a little thing or two bad thing okay you crawl inside the pig yes and then when they wheel that bad boy over to the table I pop my head out and I scream there's a man inside your pick okay but why do they think it's me oh well I do my patented Seth Meyers impersonation oh hey guys I'm Seth Meyers you know be from SNL the movie New Year's Eve follow me on twitter at politics television ban Hobbes last Trump sure okay that's the way to really connect with this crowd not just one of those jokesters fine I'm no jokester here is a real picture that's so nice [Applause] can we keep these laughs I'm gonna do an erectile dysfunction ad are you really yeah but that one's not because 40 is is that old it's just something I want to do as an acting challenge why is that why do you consider an acting challenge well truth be told they backed up the money truck you're gonna get paid a lot of money cuckoo bucks yeah I was like I got to do it plus my Wang is super floppy so it's a good yes Andy I'm sorry that I've been selling nude pictures of you on the Internet what yeah man I've sold hundreds of them how did you get nude photos of me oh I didn't say photos I said pictures I draw nude pictures of yours and sell them on the Internet the deal was I was gonna feed you information through the earpiece and you were gonna repeat me earpiece oh right you mean this yeah I see the problem it was in my pocket technical difficulties right yeah dude we call that user error good one mark start knocking things off my bucket list eh oh that's a good idea let people that what's what's on your bucket list for example uh well I only have two things at this point for the first one is I want to jack off on the roof of a building like Leonardo DiCaprio and Basketball Diaries wait I know what you're all thinking why haven't you done that already and the answer is cuz I'm shy Andi I gotta say that doesn't look anything like me oh right this one's of me pretty big hog though right yeah I guess the crayon drawing you did it yourself does have a pretty big hog thank you okay but here's one of you best thing about being a father so far um thus far I mean she's still really young but she has started just sitting there and like making fart noises and then laughing really hard and I was like oh well I've taught her everything I know and then the second thing I which I know you want me to say because I set it up yeah yeah you mentioned one of the two what's the Sacko I want to get swallowed whole by a sea monster then explode out of one of its eyeballs and yell Beowulf no but yeah it's interesting like when your wife is pregnant and you're expecting everyone's like it's incredible get ready it's magic it's the most life-changing experience you'll ever have brace yourself for heaven and then like the second the baby comes everyone's like welcome to hell [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Keywords: andy samberg, funny, videos, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Funniest, Brooklyn nine-nine, Chelsea Peretti, butter my cookies, compilation, funny compilation, The lonely island, Golden globe, Melisa Fumero, Adam Sandler, Jake Peralta, Snl, Golden globes, Roast, Interview, Justin Timberlake, Funny Moments, Song, Mark Zuckerberg

Id: 2340ehajsUI

Length: 15min 46sec (946 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 12 2019