American Dad Roger's Roast (Uncensored)

good evening and welcome to the Smith family roast of Roger Smith say mean things dad talk about how he's gray you ready Roger Roger is truly one of the most interesting people I know he's also a pathetic drug addict oh now I'm gonna read a list of different drugs and Roger if you hear one you're not on right now raise your hand cocaine heroin ecstasy crack oxycontin meth steroids cook down Afrin euphoria the fake drug from 90210 okay next I'd like to introduce a woman who is in a rare group for Roger one who hasn't penetrated him with a strap-on oh let's hear it for Francine Smith Thank You Stan Roger you're the most disgusting out of shape piece of [ __ ] I've ever met in my life and I know Sammy Hagar years ago we thought it would be a good idea to get Roger a checking account to teach him responsibility here's what old ROG did here's check zero zero one the only check Roger ever wrote oh please note that in the date line he's written today comma 1783 it's made out for the amount of 72 million dollars and it's payable to drugs and the memo line it says for drugs EO and it's signed John Travolta anyway this was the only check e of a road the rest of the checks have holes in them because Roger got drunk and raped them Rogers June 4th diary entry it says million-dollar ideas and under it it reads diarrhea equals Rhea Perlman know the rest of the pages have holes in them because he raped them alright it's time to hear from the man of the hour Roger you drunk lazy [ __ ] get the waiters dick out of your mouth and get up here why why would you do this what what did I ever do to any of you to make it safe there's incredibly hurtful things are you serious does it look like I'm not serious dude this is what you asked for stay away from me Francine all of you stay away from me this has been the worst night of my entire life

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Length: 2min 33sec (153 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 22 2016