American Dad Funny Moments Part 1 !

[Music] boom boom boom new american dad better than family guy stand on that stand on that funniest moments so we better be some funny stuff on here because this show is pure golden ain't gonna lie i mean american dad they started twerking on there bro they it messed me up and their friends started using his stomach you'll be at walmart it was a walmart song brother so funny let's get into it man let's see if it's in here what the hell roger your guy you're supposed to beat up my guy oh no no no see my guy beats you up now and then your guy won't want to fight you tomorrow you always hate sloppy seconds this sounds scary ugh it's four o'clock in the bloody morning hello um british prime minister tony blair speaking guess what what chicken butt oh sorry steve i thought we were going down low all i have to do is bait the truck and he may be a master forger but i am a master bae ho ho wow that was close almost masturbated myself there joseph heller's absurdist novel well stop right there you know i only read books i've already read your stretcher legs oh oh odometer's about to turn over to all zeroes that might be interesting to see oh check out this girl just drifting along what an interesting look she has i'm so interested in things today and well i'll just say it i'm behaving very interestingly well that's over you missed oh damn it you you falling my daughter screw you buddy get out of here you pervert your weird daughter made me miss the zeroes she made me miss the thing you freako i don't know what you're talking about get back in your house get back in your damn house baby brother maybe baby maybe baby that's fun to say maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe baby maybe baby maybe baby maybe maybe maybe baby maybe baby maybe baby maybe maybe maybe baby why they keep saying that maybe baby baby maybe maybe baby shoes out maybe baby yeah well i just know they're both in a better place now that's right dear hell my boy is dead long live my man you're not a man you're not even a mammal you're an anti-mammal i call you an imal that's it animal it may not be a word but i know what it means it's about time that the hunter who became the hunted becomes the hunter again you know what francine your parents at thanksgiving that's not gonna work for me oh and steve you'll have to find someone else to pick you up after your eye surgery today and at the end of the night i'll say a chili goodbye to the parent of your choosing do we have a deal i'll ask you again in the car you stay here it's raining it's got one of those funny rings that savages hello india yeah it's pakistan you know that nuclear peace treaty you sent over yeah well listen to this yeah yeah that's me wiping my butt with it oh oh it is on meet me at the border at three o'clock oh and fyi i'm punching a cow right now say do you for charles have anything to read i'm afraid i left all my electrolytes with your daughter privacy dang do you know what i was thinking about last night i was gazing at the back of your daughter's head your promotion [Music] good morning you die on me you bastard you've never given up on anything before why damn you fight i'm a man made out of water i'm a water man do you know what this means don't just sit there and stare at me you sack of water say something where what you said uncloned means kill whoops uncloned means kill buddy no parrot should have to bury their child which is why your mother and i have arranged for you to be cremated please wow as if a pizza guy has ever been murdered here and buried under the foundation please as if a pizza guy honey no parent should have to bury their child which is why your mother and i have arranged for you to be cremated please as if a pizza guy has ever been murdered here and buried under the foundation but nobody's gone to the cops right i just acted so heterosexual that i needed something phallic in my mouth to even things out steve let the women clear the table while we adjourn to another room so i can tell you how proud i am of you without feeling like a total gaylord i'm worried francine it says right here don't worry do you need to read the note again your reading comprehension is terrible steve is becoming a man and one aspect of being a man is having absolutely no interest in women a baby a baby you gave birth to and you didn't even know you were pregnant it just popped out on the lawn you thought you were just taking a d on the lawn but surprise it wasn't a deuce it was a baby and it's in that tub you're a coward roger thanks for letting me clean your place for the extra cash no problem here's your 50 bucks kiddo oh and here's some old sweatshirts and one shoe i i don't have the other one so i don't know if you still he's nice i take he's free give me your money [Music] they stole the 50 bucks you gave me oh no that's terrible hey look at my new bracelet it jingles for 50 bucks it better right oh wow [Music] thanks for walking me home roger we're safer in pairs he's a damn fool what [Applause] i don't have time for this and almost raped almost jeff at least use that scooter to get home just speed through that hallway and get home safe okay thanks roger okay i'm just gonna wash my hands now [Applause] he said is it always here this is getting ridiculous you want me to walk you home again it didn't help last time dude she's just trying to help the kid out i'm gonna read them this time whoa wow what the world [Applause] this is you know i remember a time when this was a safe hallway i left my door unlocked kids played after dark i could walk home without being scared yeah i don't want to be scared anymore just shut up and get me yeah oh you started feeding him you slept with my daughter well to be perfectly honest neither of us did very much sleeping it's just a cia carnival why are we folding napkins because there'll be food and my boss likes to wipe his mouth on swans what the hell is this metrosexual soccer icon david beckham i can't do swans i don't know why what a long night of killing people who don't deserve it wear a small breast at the bar wench she didn't come in today but there is someone here to see you who are you do you not recognize me dimitri i am mama maroosh matriarch of the armenian mafia you killed a woman dmitry you bring dishonor on our family you know what you must do yes i have devoted 10 years of my life to toppling your criminal empire madame your reign of terror is over and i am married to bonnie your neglected wife is saying and to ridden me into the arms of my lover raul and i am rahul you are too old and barren i am leaving you for a real woman who can bear me a son and i am your doctor the bull's horn has done too much damage your testicle cannot be saved you will never have a son damn and i am toro raul's half-bull son from the future my father's other testicle became stronger and he made it with a bull to conceive me what and i am an amish idiot savant who has proven with nary a doubt that time travel is impossible and i'm hayley and all of this is just a figment of my drug-induced imagination come on and i'm roger your internship's over haley fine just sign my damn internship form never then i haley i'm just gonna forge your signature roger smith got him what happened did i win got him hey y'all man this is funny bro what you think it's playing american dinner south park probably south park

Channel: CartierFamily

Views: 39,787

Keywords: AmericanDad

Id: 8GEcH8vrZVs

Length: 11min 33sec (693 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 28 2022