Amber Heard v Johnny Depp FINAL VERDICT, Jimmie Lee In Studio - Off The Rails #36

thank you what is up everybody this is your top legal and now analyst uh Ethan Klein here you know I've I've got my law degree from the most uh Harvard Law very prestigious training here to report exclusively on the Johnny Depp uh versus Amber Heard trial it's live right now human fecal matter for him okay I'm feeling it today's a social experiment to see how high we can get our views from just talking about Johnny Depp let's just be totally honest okay we were talking about it yesterday we only have 40 minutes to milk this thing and if you're really not into the whole I love our you guys look at our title final verdict totally click bait guys I'm just trying to get I'm just trying to get them you know what I mean you got uh so so we're just gonna watch this as a social experiment um because every all the views of people streaming this are like nuts hundreds of thousands uh one of them had like a million where's that link Curry quick bro where's that link dude there's that one that Emily recommended where they don't claim no not that one wrong one oh my God you guys yeah so we're gonna talk and I even talked to Emily I was like which one don't they uh which is the one they don't claim and she gave me a good one so apparently you can't even claim that that video because of based on what Emily said it's unclaimable you can't own that [ __ ] but uh here it is is this the one she said dude 600 000 people watching is this the one that she said it says law and crime I don't think that's the one she said let me verify real quick is Wednesday it is Wednesday so basically um if you're not interested in this content I think I'm going to make it fun I mean come on guys you know you know we always have a good time here but we're gonna we have a lot of other great stuff lined up after this Jimmy Lee's in the house hold it that's not the one yeah um so what is up it is Wednesday my dudes it is Wednesday yeah it is actually literally Wednesday all right guys let's get this open this is the one Sky News these are this is the one yeah their thumbnail is weird as hell did you see their thumbnail look at this thumbnails he is wait hold on look at that what what the hell look at that this is must see TV my dude or you know all right who's this about it hurting or splitting open and bleeding do you recall any of that I don't remember okay here we go oh thank you to Taylor Brands expressvpn and honey for sponsoring this episode 2015. you don't recall seeing any injuries can you turn up a little bit Dan on Amber Byrd correct correct recall having any specific conversation can you make it louder with the hair stylist that was doing Miss heard's hair on December 16th we got a hair stylist 2015 as it related to the abuse that Miss heard was full screen for you um yes we have we talked a bit about it yes what what do you recall about that conversation I mean you know I think everybody was a little like whoa [ __ ] okay um I think everybody was a little surprised everybody was a little like not knowing how to move forward with it I mean but we talked as I said when Amber was in the chair those are sick glasses she's wearing cool you like those yeah we call ideas showing me the whole deck but just to confirm you don't know how that chunk of hair was missing from his hurt's head you don't know what caused that chunk of Life correct holy crap you don't have any personal knowledge I should say is she accusing Johnny of pulling a chunk of hero to being missing from her head well I've never I know I I did not witness it you sure this is the one she said yeah she said initially she used the other one the first one I sent but then she's been using Skype step nine you saw the damn I said you've testified previously um that you see watching the video clips hey guys we're at 25 000 uh Watchers at the moment I'm cruising yeah yeah we got bruising yeah I've known that space I know that face so well I've done it so many times right I tell where the we're at thirty thousand okay thirty thousand just keep the updates coming love is this photography mine says 25 December 16. chat if they have any questions maybe we could clarify since we're legal experts yeah tomatoes and chat it's not about you guys don't you understand don't be selfish guys here maybe maybe I'll turn it down a little bit I can see my makeup so I see the discoloration a little bit then so yeah this is Amber hurts makeup artist okay some background information there so is she testifying you know for Amber or for Johnny Johnny yes papa I believe this is Amber heard's witness I'm not sure though okay that these are better pictures it's like a 50 50 I guess okay yeah we do know if it's not for Amber then it's definitely for Johnny we know that for sure right right by the way we are pro this is a pro Johnny broadcast I just want to make that clear up front very much this is a pro Johnny uh was outside the court yesterday actually uh to greet him when he came out with a sign that says we love you Johnny so I am correct just for everyone tuning in uh some people are asking why we don't have costumes uh we are pro Johnny but in the event that they play some crazy [ __ ] live Johnny doing some crazy [ __ ] and Ethan is dressed as Jack Sparrow sitting there we thought it may be problematic I was gonna do a whole Jack Sparrow get up but I thought you know my fear was that people the Jenny Johnny Johnny yes papa stands tuning in might be turned off by that and the goal ultimately is to get the views as high as possible so uh we are at 26 000 go ahead with the Bell please yeah so I could see them because thank you now would you be so kind to explain why this was why the timestamp is February of 2021 and I mean that Darkness right oh did they film this previously and they're just airing it but it's still new testimony right yeah I don't know yeah it's new testimony bro all right you know I gotta say I think we're the most honest podcast on the platform we just keep it 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I you recall anything twenty seven thousand can you turn it up a little down I'm gonna listen now it's actually audio guy I like her I like her her webcam straight into the sun do you recall Miss heard oh yeah that's a No-No stained the night of her birthday on 8 better to put the camera in front of the window put the light casts on you that just so you guys know we got tips out here today this is our thumbnail thumbnail thank you Johnny I don't remember I don't exactly be cool she doesn't recall that's why they were late coming back to coachella's [Applause] I don't recall exactly what she told me yeah but there was some problem the night before yes but you don't remember seeing any injuries on this herd after 28 000. for birthday dinner in April of 2016. correct okay can I get the ding please do you recall seeing any injuries on this herd's face at that dinner on May 24 2016. now who's interrogating is that Johnny Papa's yeah sounds like it it sounds like yeah May 24th 2016. so this is what a legal expert will call a cross-examination is that she was extra and I'll tell you why I remember this clearly because she was very distraught and she was very um confused if she should file or not for divorce and she was really sad and upset and angry and all of it and I remember that because that night I actually physically took her phone so she should not so that it just keep rolling in here guys we're almost at 29. if Johnny tried to reach out to her again she won't dance catching up on his uh sleeve tomorrow the next day so I remember physically having her phone and when I drop when I dropped them back at the penthouse she said keep my phone so if you contact me I won't know I won't go and I won't even surf Twitter I went home in my house with her phone and and that's why you know that's why I stick in my mouth and then the next morning and you can see those texts she said I need my phone and then I had to drive to the penthouse and give her her phone back and at the time that day I'm assuming she fought for divorce in that day the whole service started sorry I was just texting my eyes checking in on he looks correct I'm gonna call my mom maybe oh that'd be cool and and that was basically your mom commented on my Instagram post oh really yeah she said you did good but don't fight again oh yeah I saw that yeah she didn't check in on her her collection of of her marriage oh [ __ ] I think you testified earlier that Amber's practice was to wear concealer 29 Foundation moisturizer is that please during the week of May 21st 2016. no um do you have any recollection check in on my mom I'm thinking oh my goodness hey Mom I'm live just so you know I was just checking in I just wanted to say hi what's that you're winning hey hey go Donna you better talk some smack on your opponent you got to get in their head you know we're watching the Johnny Depp uh trial and I'm just I just had some time I wanted to give you a call check in okay here we go oh you know what my my opponents are saying get off the phone all right that's fair enough well you you win that okay you win that call me back if you win okay I will and don't call me back if you lose because I don't talk to losers I'll call you in a little bit okay all right thank you all right bye okay all right yes Joanna we have another video okay if you could approach for a moment let me just certainly Dan don't I'm not Dan stop it's not funny we need the Johnny Depp trailer you can play Doom I don't care do whatever you want but we have to watch the Johnny Depp I'm not switching Ian don't do that guys this is the trial of Ascension I mean if you're showing we're at thirty thousand go ahead check yeah thank you so the whole point is that people come in and think we're watching the trial so if you're showing Doom it kind of undermines the whole point of this thing okay foreign what are they doing now they're they're uh I believe what they're called they call it like a conference or something where they come and have a private uh conversation with the judge sidebar sidebar thank you Zach look at Zach pre-law yeah they're having a sidebar at this moment discussing some kind of technicality probably whatever but this is live the testimony was all but this is this is live right love right this is live yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm about to take you for a sidebar oh wow you know what I'm saying [Music] um okay we can only imagine what they're saying uh some kind of like uh we can only use our imagination at this point yeah Cameron's wearing a Blazer he came prepared oh yeah let me see are you in a suit jacket okay interesting oh also I'm kind of like a lawyer by popular demand we set up a camera yeah that's so nice yay I want to get more bunnies out here though I want to get like uh this is my legal advice to get me some stuff bunny animals out here dude we have the best technology in the game look at that we got a mic n and camera for cam who's like sitting on the opposite side of the office yeah like at least like 15 feet away Cameron is very nice it's pretty impressive a lot of people think we didn't all right your next technology we're going to call Christy Sexton uh Dan I'm gonna have to cut you up there as well yeah all right that'll be 31 000. okay thank you now is it too late to point out to you that the other day when you started talking about this and the views went up um the trial had just ended and so those infusion of views was likely just a lot of people finishing watching whatever stream of like Emily Baker or whatever and then popping over to our stream and was probably just a coin well today's an experiment and we're gonna find out because we're almost at 32 so okay that we're gonna find out I mean that's what today's all about the chat said last time it was five o'clock on the East Coast too so people are getting off work we're gonna find out right now there's no such thing as The Coincidence we're gonna find that out okay so who's this so let's let's watch this one's from December 2019 okay player there's [ __ ] two years ago all right why not I take it from your last answer this section that Australia was the lucky winner in which country you and your husband would choose to live yes indeed [Music] um if you currently have a job I currently work um right uh 32 we're coming up on 30 33. yeah good job guys what would be a number let's go I mean 50 would be let's go okay that would be that would be hilarious yeah 50 videos I don't know about exclusive we don't have any sort of exclusivity can you guys hear the video it's good uh levels we worked on a project together would be Aquaman so 2017. you know yesterday was the really exciting one with Amber yeah but I do want to watch some highlights from that because there was some great moments yeah we got a bunch uh full time we worked on a project together when will you be announcing the verdict the verdict comes you guys have to stay tuned because it comes at the very end of the show you have to watch the whole thing no skipping yes 2011. yes I take it from what you just described but although the frequency varied um it's fair to say is it not that you saw misheard many many many times during the period between 2010 and 2017. oh yes would it be fair to say that you saw Ms heard during the seven year period um more than a hundred times easily yes I love who is this I missed the intro Camille okay that's her beautiful name what does she do I don't know anything else maybe if we were to listen I think that you told us at the start there but we kind of missed that Love's coming in hot guys sorry about that not your fault you might notice that these videos are edited that is because the lawyers get to object afterwards so they get to do edits to it whoa that's crazy yeah while you know in a live hearing they would have to object before the answer so they went through a whole process just to get these out [Music] a lot is very driven as now someone gave me some details of her career we're looking at Sexton 33 33 33 000 watching let's go yes it was either 2011 or 2012. um should I check in on my dad in 2011 so yeah uh I would say sometime in the middle of the following year so sometimes I don't know who this lady is yeah acting coach chat knows acting coach at her house who's she acting coach for uh turd hey Ela I'm live we're just watching the Johnny Depp deposition okay what's going on good I mean we're at 33 000. which is still in the realm of normal so we haven't quite busted through the glass ceiling yet I haven't done a grumpy today have you okay uh no no Grumpy's today even after coffee no I'm still drinking my coffee so we'll see do you usually poop in the morning or or you do right in the morning yeah when I wake up grumpy like no Grumpy's yet okay interesting [Music] all right yeah no we're live we're just watching the uh acting coach for Amber it was recorded in 2019 by the way literally lighting [Music] yeah no it's got my full attention [Music] all right well um what do you want for dinner do you want me to just get anything do anything uh at different points in time I heard different things I don't know sometimes it would just be him Milling around the house sometimes what are you in the mood for um fair enough um okay yeah [Music] hi to everybody yeah all right all right thanks for checking in okay love you bye yeah sometimes time you wouldn't hear Mr duck and miss her fighting whoa can you again actress animation just gifted one H3 podcast membership oh we can do gifting gifting got turned on shout out to Africa that's our first gifting sub hold on Elo just called back and then uh yes what's up yeah bye-bye um should I call Oliver tree people suggested travels with drugs and alcohol okay in the early March of their relationship uh you probably won't answer I said the show I don't think so um I don't know if he gets up before like 2 30 3 o'clock should we test that yeah what the [ __ ] call failed it just immediately failed oh he must have blocked your number what it didn't even go through her oh whoa all kinds of gifts are coming through yo 20 gifted Subs wait we gotta call these people out Mega hey Oliver Oliver you're live on the show right now what are you playing stuff like that William blackjack did I just want big but really let's go right now dude [Applause] are you really [Music] freaking the [ __ ] out I can't leave the table walk away walk away walk away trust me I'm 200 get out of there no if you're up 200 walk away now trust me bro just listen to me you'll be so happy walk when you're hot okay all right so can I stay on the phone and see if you win then just get updates well I just walked away from the table what do you mean nothing I'm live we're watching the Johnny Depp trial and I just wanted to check in oh you did not I did yeah no we're live that's what that's the first thing I said to you by the way initially when we when I why would you tell me you're live now dude I would never have said about my money and my personal matters it's the first thing I said to you when I called you I said we're live you hear [ __ ] dude why the [ __ ] would you do that that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] move I would never talk about my finances online okay well you are still live just so you know super negative well can we maybe just take the live stream off and you call me back I can call you when we're not live but I can't take the livestream off we're doing the Johnny Depp trial why are you watching that dude you're not supposed to be doing that I don't know thank you but we have 34 000 views go ahead with the Bell uh people I don't know on YouTube everyone's streaming this [ __ ] and like they get a ton of views so we're kind of just experimenting dude just let the whole thing be that's not cool for you to be promoting that for your little go all right [Applause] anyway we could add Oliver to the title now increasing um you guys want to give a shout out to um wait we should shout out to all the gifting members sure [Laughter] together shout out to Veronica for gifting five so exciting Veronica thank you Veronica barana come come like the menorah I don't know why that works oh Hanukkah Veronica Veronica Hanukkah yeah I can't believe Mega bought 20. it's like dude what a [ __ ] legendary King dude then she'll have to do that we should uh call Hassan so wait how does the gifting work does it I will call someone said how does it work does it go to I think it randomly distributes it to non-members that are currently in the life sometimes whoa that's so sick it's just some of y'all might be getting um just a free sub from one of our gracious members yeah did we call out all the gifters Michael Ramirez gifted five look at that Michael Michael I haven't someone said how do I gift the sub I have no idea I literally don't know they just added the feature 35 000. I have a feeling uh the option will not be there if you are on an iPhone because they are always slow to roll out oh my God we're getting so many messages guys but if you're on desktop you probably have a uh love you Ethan house Teddy and Bruce gifted five just now Billy thank you so much there was another one this is five thank you guys this is so cool gifted Five Holy charger what's up player oh my God canoe canoe Malik the canoe oh my goodness Johnny shout out Johnny Depp uh baby holy [ __ ] this is the real view driver if you get in here right now someone just said shut up let's go oh guys wait we shot all the they're going so fast Allison shout them out Allison Warroad gave five thank you guys this is awesome macaroni Tony just gifted five wow um somebody asked uh how and one of the uh members asked we should actually get something what the hell is going so fast um Jesus Anthony B there's Johnny Johnny's on screen you guys like his bun swim and sleep during the time oh that's just 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that's so freaking cool or the biggest haters Zach is that why you turn it down because you were talking people are watching the people are watching the child uh Jillian Mitchell just gifted one sub thank you Julian they're not missing anybody I do appreciate you it's just moving really fast caretaker personality oh this is so cool thank you guys wow this is a meta by the way we've been thinking what would be another fun members live stream because it was so much fun the creators Clash so I think in the coming weekend I don't know we can work out when it's best for everyone as much as I was like um we should watch Happy Feet or whatever tiptoes is even worse than Happy Feet tiptoes is honestly so offensive yeah thank you guys we gotta do an awesome member stream yeah I don't know when you guys want to do it like I don't know how soon you guys I'm done whenever I wish I went to I could go to the last one that one well you were busy yeah until she would open the door Santa Bane gifted five wow man I'm kind of Blown Away someone just gave less plenty holy [ __ ] yeah syntax right here's another 20. thank you guys so much I'm kind of Blown Away this is so generous I think the chat is going crazy because there's so many new members now thanks to all the gifting oh true Witnesses oh my goodness thank you guys it actually puts a message yeah I see like Colin Sigmund was gifted a membership by I am Johnny yo that's that [ __ ] walking honestly it's so nice that it gives it to people who actually watch I think that's so brilliant albakes gifted five whoa Ty ornates let's give ten dude you guys are so nice this is insane so they only allow you five 10 or 20 memberships five is 25 10 memberships fifty dollars twenty a hundred so it's just five bucks but yeah so it's the same it's the same price yeah yeah but you can't do a single no no package deal wait I've been seeing some that say bought one gift membership are you sure you can't do one maybe you can maybe you can do a custom or not she was living or maybe you can gift a specific person God thank you guys so much it's so nice to be gifting the other trip the family you know this is a family moment because y'all are buying family members true the gifts should I keep reading them out I mean golly yeah yes John gifted five going out and John Johnny Johnny five wow wow wow here's another five Samantha Jones thank you very much dude that's such a cool feature this is freaking this is kind of like dude you two are gonna I mean YouTube's kind of gonna destroy twitch with this feature I love the engagement but yeah I mean it definitely seems like it's a better implementation than the gift sub family family although it took them like eight years to do it families [Music] disturbing 20 gifts you know I see disturbing in our comment section all the time uh this is such a good stream I mean uh what's going uh uh the uh deposition she's always fit but she would drop down and get a little gaunt it's kind of crazy gross just gifted one HD podcast membership there is a way somehow there's a way to do it one at a time I love you from Chicago hiding my phone so I can listen at work thank you guys don't get caught oh my God you guys thank you so much Corey Q significant I wanted to say amber heard's body um herb like dating history is pretty incredible like don't get me wrong she's she's a beautiful girl she's gorgeous but like looked uh Elon Musk um James Franco Johnny Depp like who else is she so I know during that it's true I mean that's quite a roster don't you think pretty impressive oh wait Oliver wants me to call him back all right hang on I got a call all over hold on one sec guys [Music] word involved in Mr Sapp did you get to absurd injury on the Turkish oh Jesus I told you to walk away hey man we're live by the way I'm telling you you lost everything I told you I lit it that always happens they always get you that way bro I told you to walk away from the table yeah we did [ __ ] black dude and it literally hit the red number 22. huh black usually works for me man I would have said that's [ __ ] up I'm sorry I don't know what the [ __ ] you do dude it wasn't even my money whose money was some money today my uncle's oh [ __ ] I'm sure he'll understand I mean you're a popular artist you could pay him back oh he's not gonna [ __ ] understand this was everything you had well you [ __ ] you you could you should have walked away bro it's your own fault man who wants me to take their money you don't understand it dude this is a [ __ ] this is going to be confused 37 000. oh hell yeah listen Oliver I got if you want to make the money back go live and stream the Johnny Depp Amber Heard it's insane bro you get so many views everyone's super hyped you can make that 200 000 back fast what are you talking about stream what the Johnny Depp trial it's live right now okay okay is really now the time to be moral grandstanding I mean you just [ __ ] lost 200 000 of your uncle's money oh that's right but yeah that is a good point you don't understand it was my whole family's money it was my uncle's bunny who loaned it to me but that money was coming from my grandmother's account whoa Nelly bro I ain't know what to tell everybody bro I'm sorry what do you want me to do about it I mean I don't know dude I'm down bad lend him the money on the sale of the day and nobody bought tickets everything's falling apart then you gotta help me man you want me to help you sell some Tour tickets oh man it would mean the world right now I'm down back all right where do people buy touring tickets oh over g.com Slash tour you're [ __ ] lying bro you're just trying to sell your tickets yes you are we've sold more than three tickets and we're down bad dude you're such a liar bro you're just trying to sell tickets get the [ __ ] out of here I'm not a piggy bank my fans are not a piggy bank for you dude that's what you treat them like you have no respect 38 000 Zach it's got to be at least one person who's watching this stream right now who wants to go who doesn't know about this okay all right dude whatever Oliver tree.com please I said it olivertree.com what the [ __ ] forward slash music Slash tour how many what the people people can't go to the website and figure it out you got to do all the splashes the whole website crashed bro I don't know what to tell you Ethan I'm down bad bro and I need your help I'm doing everything I can I just plugged it I need you to can you can you post a tweet oh hell no now you're just not now you're just [ __ ] with me I'm not posting [ __ ] please I need you to tweet this out please I'll send you a link right now man I'm risen emergency man it's a family emergency bruh there's no [ __ ] chance of me tweeting out your toy link tell them your podcast fell off nobody's watching it 38 000. 38 000 used to getting a half Millions live stream no I didn't what happened you used to be a star okay if you can name the if you can give me the name of my new son my youngest son then I'll think about it yeah exactly what about Michael yeah it's not Michael dude there's no tweet for you wait please I need this and I think that this is a family his name's not Michael what's his name to you I'm not telling you bro if you were a [ __ ] real fan you would know it I I'm not I'm his Godfather of course I know his name's Michael you're not his Godfather yes you said Theodore and Michael both you promised no all right listen I'm so sorry you lost a bunch of money uh it was my family's money it wasn't even mine okay this I I write you know even please man but just tweet this out for me man I need this soap all right what do you want me to tweet I need you to treat everybody who's a real Super Trooper please go buy tickets and see all her treats the money and his family is literally falling apart all right all right all right all right let's get some help okay call the gambling there's a gambling uh there's people that can help you with that okay all right I'm not tweeting that can we tweet it from the podcast again we're not tweeting that okay do not tweet that you guys do you understand me nobody tweeted that [ __ ] yes I attended the party this guy's such a [ __ ] loser um you know why I talk to him still houses the one that they didn't live in it's where they did most of their art and we did most of our coaching all right um and we first couple hours waiting um so basically what's going on here um just let's not stop waiting for him let's just start this is the uh she's the acting coach Amber [Music] thank you for all the gifted sub today's guys that was just awesome man that was so much fun that was just incredible Brandon was that a cough or did you sound like that um okay [Music] um sitting two seats away [Music] so we did tweet it out guys if you can send me the link down I'll tweet that in a second she would try to kind of touch her and she would shy the guys convince me behind the scenes to since he's down so bad tone of the party because it had really gotten very somber at that point we're going to Tweet it out from from the Podcast chat so one one second around the table I just waited it he started talking about it uh that he remembered when can you link me so I could just open it the imprint of so guys we were gracious enough attention all fupa Troopers help out a friend Oliver Tree by buying tickets at the store all of oh you that's what he told us but that's yeah what can you do you can't edit tweets so he said Olive Tree Oh Olive Tree the Bible app well this is good too helps millions of people read and study the Bible is there a tour tab maybe somewhere at the I was listening bible study tools tools he's close to tour of this week's sales yeah as I said Amber was you can buy a Bibles a pillar New Testament what commentary all right well I'm not we can't edit the tweets so right this is taking up too much time Olive tree.com all right like can we talk about like the political and economic state of the world right now I'm sorry this isn't good enough for Jaden we talk about what's going on with the environment can we talk about other things okay what do you want to talk about oh uh Jaden that's his name right his song he's probably streaming so he was on here yeah he might not answer uh I just want to point out the views did dip a little bit no they didn't yeah did they yeah just a couple hundred but okay okay so this is interesting we gotta feel where the roof's at with this later I see it going up Dan I think you're talking some Bulls I'm literally looking at it's going up I'm looking at it I just went down again no way I'm watching it I am also watching it this is interesting this is really interesting look at the look at the line graph here well I'm just looking at the live charts well that might be a little delayed I'm looking at the back it just went down five there you go I went over it was sometime in August okay this is a problem guys reacts harder maybe it's time to do you want me to react harder yeah let's just actually pretend like we're watching this and see if it goes up okay okay let's see what happens yes did miss her mention any of the allegations that Mr Gasket in relationship only to say it's not appropriate to talk to the attorneys about it yeah we're going well it's going up yeah okay good keep going uh like she said would you be willing to sit down and talk to my attorneys about everything that you witnessed um and then afterwards I after I kind of talked about it all it felt really intense to me and I felt incredibly guilty during one of these two you met with your turn in August with the fear that Mr told you for the first time that Mr death had allegedly raped her with a bottle yeah like super election so people think something shocking happened yeah that she mentioned that [Music] I'd come to see her and had a wine you see that not in the back end yet but it may take a second to refresh she did you see the okay yeah 38 39 39 39 hit it down there you go [Music] um back before your deposition your first deposition States in August of 2019. yes it was after I had talked to the attorneys it dropped back down to 38. yeah maybe I'm not reactive hard enough yeah I think you know what no see what you're doing the problem I see the problem right now you are just intently watching maybe even intensely watching you need a lot more like oh whoa okay okay really oh it's back up to 39. okay hear what you just said yeah yeah yeah yeah okay throw in some uh what the freaks okay bottle in Australia correct yeah she had told me about the assaults with a bottle being hit with the bottle and the broken glass and everything um told me about all that many times before and then this time she started crying and sobbing uh kudari kitten with the 10 gift Subs membership thank you thank you so much Jerry all right back to this horrific incident that we're hearing about if you could qualify her attorney uh no because they were all in the other room they didn't even tell me that they like they were like we may have you for a deposition and that's when I had said to them if you're going to do that I would appreciate it if you did it before I left the states um and they said we may or may not need you and it was a couple days later interesting they then sent me the contact and said we are going to subpoena you okay okay interesting you tell me how many times is maybe a significance I would say probably around like 10 or 20 times it's going down isn't it it's going up okay it's kind of should I call this song covering apparently he's mid interview right now so people are saying this is actually very serious exactly Ashley he was coming down to have a conversation thank you so much whiskey or rolling a joint or having wine um it always seemed to me that I he's not a social I don't know if you will um and he would have a drink or smoke in order to go talk to people is what it felt like but um so most of the time I saw him it was that people respect them that someone getting a drink is different sense so my question is a little bit more specific after 10 or 20 times that you saw Mr Gap how many times the less I do the better the views maybe I should just leave the screen should I try walking out of frame and seeing if it goes up let's try it here I'll be right back you don't have to walk off you can just very quiet [Music] quiet um almost a whisper Mumble most of the time and then you would get very loud when he was inebriated um still hovering around 39 kids first thing called Olivia and yeah it did grow up it does it's going up a lot here maybe it'll help if I make it smaller too oh no okay okay yeah that should help small as you want yeah just make it smaller per se yeah just put if you could you put it in the corner I remember him like yelling and screaming and The Bodyguard coming over and be like hey boss let's let's take this to another room okay all right perfect I remember being in the kitchen of that house um and he came down and he was 20 from Zorro instead of buying myself a membership here's 20 for a b specifically great welcome showing that michigander powers three one three baby thanks dude it was really dark in there with that [ __ ] it's very dark it's going up guys people just think it's a stream yelling right that older guy maybe we should just stopped talking maybe kill our Mike put his arm around her audio might be a little distracting too maybe we should just kill the audio from him should we just meet everything and just look at her no no don't mute her oh No Just mute our mouth yeah kill our mics for a second let's see if it goes up down there and drunken scooped him up was he yelling at and what was he yelling about so you don't recall is that correct no I don't except the other instance that you remember Mr death was appearing inebriated and dating we was at Collective tech houses in downtown L.A is that correct what were the circumstances that you remember about that I remember one time he was mad um that people were in the house because I had just gotten there I don't even remember there might have been like two people there or something I don't remember um but yeah he was storming up those stairs to his office bedroom area [Music] um and then Amber and I went to the other Penthouse to work about that speaker and at the penthouse um when you saw Mr death that he appeared he breathe in with angry and yelling did you see him hit the front at any point no I did not see him hit her did you see him I did not see him kick her did you see him throw something at her I saw him coming at her and that's when the bodyguards stepped in like coming towards her but I did not like it was so throwing himself at like but I was not witness to him throwing objects at her and you think he he was coming at her are you describing the incident of speaker of the penthouse sweet sir he came in through that hallway and we were sitting at it was kind of like an island there guys uh right in front of the fridge the views are going up so he came in from there um whatever we're doing is working so I'm just going to close my mic again okay why yes but it appeared to you that Mr death was coming at Medford yeah she was shaking and upset [Music] it felt like something that had been going on for a while and all the time that you've known and heard and Mr death did you ever see Mr Duffy violent towards the church I never saw him hit her I heard him use terminology as I said before and as I said come at her but I never saw him hit her I had I would have called the cops to be honest you never saw Mr death throw anything after any objects that hurts correct no the only thing I saw was the aftermath like I would see things broken afterwards and like I said in Hicksville I heard the yelling and then saw the breaking and saw him apologizing for it but I with my own two eyes did not see him physically break the stuff or throw the stuff and the turn went to Australia did she tell you that she threw a bottle of vodka at him and that that's what covered his finger no no she had told me that he had broken the bottle and cut himself with a bottle that he had broken [Music] when she told you that he had himself with the bottle he had broken did she say that he had peek in the bottle and cut off his fingers and then his finger was covered from the broken bottle do you understand the distinction yeah and she didn't say that she didn't indicate that he cut off like went purposely to cut it what it seemed to me is that he had broken the bottle against something and then he was doing things with the bottle like shaking it around okay guys we're at forty thousand from um you can make my screen a little bigger yeah purposely thank you the less I do the better for viewers at this moment so I remember a specific time when Amber still lived at Orange and Amber was out with her girlfriends and I had come over too early for the party so it was just Johnny cut the mics again having some whiskey whiskey um and he was talking about that it was I said something about he said he had to get up early to do a test and I was like oh don't you have any sort of like concern about that and he's like it's easy to fake Insurance just that's why we do what we do I was talking to him because another client of mine had had to do an insurance test and he was like oh you can fake a piss test you can do this um and he just kind of went over a few different ways that it's easy to fake Insurance tests and made a joke of it foreign ladies and gentlemen we come to the end of the the day today so have a good evening and we'll see you tomorrow at 9 00 a.m again do not discuss the case with anybody don't do any outside research okay have a good evening Mike okay don't leave don't leave don't leave we have more we we have the highlights from from yesterday so play them quick before people realize it ended up uh get let's watch the yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah guys it's not over it's just started this is the Amber Heard testimony damn why is the audio so dog [ __ ] do you have any remote Witnesses tomorrow that you need access for um do you need a WebEx you don't need a WebEx link no we don't need WebEx here let's watch this one guys it's not over it's not over okay all right that sounds good all right everybody knows their homework right okay thank you okay I'll see you in the morning no okay okay okay we're just gonna please send me that link when you find it okay yeah so this is actually um Amber Heard is about to take uh the seat which is really crazy this is live and she's about to take the seat right now so that's interesting right okay she's being sworn in this audio is fantastic you can be seated yeah this isn't the audio quality is it go to page eight okay no this is all live add Plankton's exhibit eight eight okay one a um this is one no no don't leave don't leave don't leave guys this is live that's by Adam Baldwin is that correct okay yeah okay why don't we go to page eight of this article Adam Waldman def's lawyer said afterwards confusion right now because again sexual violence that's not why Dan it's been going up steadily the whole time no it's true but I'm predicting like a spike now that the actual like you know our crossover fans from Emily Baker stuff coming on over or defamatory this is a new broadcast I don't know what you're talking about what ended okay um can we please go to plaintiff's exhibit 881b and if we could go to page 10 and 11. guys don't leave don't leave this is a new one somebody just donated five dollars that send this to Oliver please okay all right um exhibit plaintiff's exhibit you're gonna need it he's going to need a lot more than five bucks and her friends said about the events of May 21 26. a hoax yeah 69 shekels Mr def up by calling it's like five bucks yo big UPS Big Ups chattana here shout out shout out to the island y'all got to change to one of the multicam streams the best part is Johnny and zoya's reactions to wait this one yes emberger's Witnesses say this one is multicam that we're watching now okay fair enough yeah good call though wait is the one you're sending multicam and then place the second call to 9-1-1 but even this didn't have apologize you're fine okay [Music] we do this is a sponsored episode oh [ __ ] I have to do some ad reads [ __ ] we're way over but it just didn't really feel totally forgot to interrupted your contract in April so wait where is this uh where did you timestamp it's proved that nothing hurt and her friends said about the events of May 21 2016 could be considered credible quite simply this was an ambush a hoax they did it's way after damn isn't it guys this is live uh Tom may I please have you put up a plaintiff's exhibit eight eight yeah yeah right here why don't we go to page eight yeah this article okay guys please don't leave all right Dan where'd you go Dan left Ian's uh all 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you mute it can they hear it yeah for sure guys just try muting [ __ ] and see if it goes away okay what was it what was that my laptop [Music] really I wonder if the it's the live stream that's still on did you just minimize yeah you think it's just broadcasting that iPad [ __ ] no I don't know I mean that's a good guess but I don't think so I don't think I mean it sounded like oh my God yeah it sounded like tone why are they doing this wait open it Zack that's a [ __ ] that's a [ __ ] up man they got us good dude with that all right you win today Sky News good call love you cracked the code on that yeah yeah I knew it was tone and we have tone like when I hit the tech difficulties button it plays tone and so I went to the bus I'm like is something [ __ ] yeah all right but uh I see your laptop just like one level I'm like what the [ __ ] like all right Johnny Johnny yes papa by the way when you when you all tab to the tone for a second the views went up a little bit to see but should 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going with this gag and watch Amber turd's testimony of which there are a lot of Great Moments let's be honest maybe we could just watch the Great Moments we have thumbnail or do we just move on and get Jimmy Lee out here I was kind of into the just playing tone for the rest of the episode or tone I mean we could definitely just play or maybe the tone is a little too um too harsh but like you know there's these YouTube videos like 12 hours of uh Brown noise is that when you [ __ ] your pants no that's the Brown tone Oh okay what's brown noise this right here wait why is that brown noise that's just what it's called it's a type of like white noise there's pink noise what's white noise White Noise compared to Brown noise I like brown noise yeah Brown noise is relaxing I like brown noise your white noise is a lot harsher let me hear White Noise here here's 12 hours of white noise no no no you know I they always have um like a light for a baby and it's like a sound machine and it always plays White Noise which I found really annoying oh yeah but the brown the brown noise is where it's like distant rain I wish they did Brown noise yeah so wait what's pink noise uh pink noise is a little it's a little in between it's also less harsh than white noise let's hear some pink noise is there any other colors of noise there's pink noise I don't like it it kind of sounds like heavy rain sharp it does but it's sharp the brown one is kind of like it's it's got more space it's more of a Vibe yeah yeah I mean with that brown noise again uh my pants oh that's real subtle oh this is like the space it's kind of terrifying I think it kind of sounds like background radiation yeah it's definitely right that's what the that's what black holes sound like right they have like 10 hour space Loops that are pretty relaxed so get back to Brown noise back to Brown you can we should just play that subtly in the background somebody messaged it's like green apparently there's like all the colors green noise you got to check out green noise kind of curious let me just listen to some green noise real quick brown noise so far is definitely where it's at what it's Sharp it's a little too tiny I mean it sounds like heavy rain but it's just it's not it's sharp Brown is where it's at dude here's the brown noise Brown town oh yeah that's so nice yeah Brown is definitely it's like a distant Highway yeah oh somebody suggested whale you know Brown noise can bound with like whale song I bet would be like real I'm down to try it it reminds me of like when the AC goes on at night and it's nice and warm I can't get over that brown noise it's so nice eight hours of whale sound yeah let's get the whale sounds and then okay and then here I have a perfect addition can you turn up the whale noise I can't really hear it okay good oh my God this is nice yeah wait let me listen oh this is a bob dude this is so relaxing and then here let me add the perfect thing to it and you testify yes I guess listen in part they extend it and help me and you testified yesterday that L'Oreal extended your contract again in November of 2021 correct it's so much it actually sounds like really nice now it's kind of relaxing or any of the materials for me that extension was for 20 months right that's correct well why don't we just put it up and see if people are going to watch now I've heard of you testified yesterday with the brown noise in Wales it's kind of an interesting thing I do and um and that you look at them every day I look at the um online attacks the media you can't avoid it to be honest that those statements are often attached to I don't look at his statements every time let's go man we should just watch this and pretend like nothing's happening in the background but you've gone out of your way to engage with Mr Wolfman on social media haven't you uh I have made a comment I believe once I did not I would not characterize that as engaging with him let's please pull up planes exhibit one two wait don't crank the brown up it was nice [Music] your microphone did I feel so peaceful right now I I don't have this yet so I'm asking for it's right there okay before okay okay wait yeah let me let I have another thing I want to add hold on hold on this is your Tweet right Miss heard Instagram I'm going to move to admit to publish this tweet [Music] this is royalty free Lo-Fi hip-hop mix 2022. [Music] in the ocean this is from March 26 2021 right that's what it looks like yes this is after he made the statement you claimed such a [ __ ] Vibe dude heard you tweeted it Adam Walden quote I'm vibing so hard right now every occasion Ally yeah someone said h3fm [Music] since your relationship S no I'm on level three you also have had a baby 40K we're back up [Music] people be turning this on to watch and they'd be like I don't know why but this one's so much Chiller than the other one yeah [Music] [Music] yes the one I just shot in Guatemala that I spoke with earlier can you have had a major role in a major something about the whales whales are beautiful as I said I don't know you know Olivia said she's that's like her biggest fear is what else I mean they're huge and I guess I mean I get it I know whales are like gentle gentle you're Majestic Beautiful Creatures yeah but I think it's part of like the fear of deep sea oceans you know yeah which I get that fear but whales are nice I'm more scared of sharks bro [ __ ] them sharks aren't even mammals no they're fish they're just fish the puffer fish right the one that turns into a circle no that's a that's a puffer fish he was holding me against the wall by my neck since the brown noise my watch says my heart rate has dropped by five beats per minute yeah I totally believe that let me find a different uh I had to defend myself as best I could let me just layer this a little more let's see I could okay but tell me what you guys think about this defending myself can we please exhibit 326. it's a eight hour of 432 Hertz tone yo we're back to the tone yeah wait is this uh a440 or a this is four three two oh do you know about the whole like 440 versus 432 thing oh the top I don't know but the top comment is I measure the audio and this is indeed four three two yeah what so what so people think don't tell Big Nick back oh it's the devil's tone Oh he thinks 432 is evil or was it 432 I forgot what the the tone was someone says this is the perfect sound for taking back Consciousness many years listening to 440 right and I found this to be God's frequency it makes me feel exactly stronger and urges urges stronger against urges what the hell I've got a lot of hate for the tone in the chat I gotta say yeah not good not the vibe okay guys I'm sorry don't leave don't leave don't leave guys don't leave don't leave the numbers I'm sorry guys I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry the tone is out the tone is out I'm sorry people so I just read the comments they said it was God's frequency I'm very sorry everybody it's gone it will never come back I was diagnosed as solution so I came home with my dad and that diagnosis is delusional people say it was giving existential dread I'm so sorry not all the other ones oh I have one I have one I have one okay I have one that I'm gonna layer in going back up some rain yeah epic rain and thunder for 10 hours oh hell yeah I'm sorry that's you and Mr death on that recording correct correct correct you told Mr deathclaw oh that's nice I'm into that yeah correct he was accusing the events to give you something in this situation I was like yesterday and you also told Mr dad that sometimes this is the weirdest podcast we've ever done I think so explain it and yet the views are pretty good these are good it's not exactly what he told them people are here for it yeah you got so mad absolutely not it's off the rails baby I told you we were gonna watch this [ __ ] conversation with Ben King I know you guys were gonna like it we could please check and I have no objection to two [Music] kill this [ __ ] we could please play from what's now been admitted it's like his exhibit 356 in its entirety from seven zero five to seven stop it yo I'm vibing out hard to this oh I have another idea for layering all right let's get relaxing beach sounds huh can you turn up the the trial please don't so you kind of have a bunch of [ __ ] you have a bunch of cats I can't I can't the Mexican is up to you make sure the trial is Up full and then lower the other two you want me to lower my epic rain sounds well if you want the trial higher then that's what you have to do how are the Vibes on that new edition [Music] um I'm saying okay this is brutal it's like going through all right let's all right let's stop let's stop okay it's been fun it's been fun go do that you punched me you're right you figured it all out and you said a little bit serious don't they know we're vibing bad vibes someone said I'm over stimulated well a shout out to the brown sound let's bring out Jimmy you know we've got a whole great show planned we had fun we had fun with it it was your little experiment that you're running was a success yeah I think so I think if we did it like yesterday during Amber's uh it could have gone to the Moon I think and a little bit earlier you know um but there's more there's more right love yeah yeah yeah it's it's possible that it continues to the 28th but it might actually end as early as next week I've heard I'm not completely sure but so all next week they're going as well uh most likely yeah but I've heard it might end soon too it depends on how much they have you know it's not nothing set in stone all right well uh as you guys know Jimmy Lee the the Jersey Outlaw went out with Zach into Hollywood to do a set now no offense Jimmy but Zach did describe it as the worst day of his life and I think Cam and love also agreed that it was the worst day of their life is that on yeah yeah I think uh Zach kept thinking about Tuesday and uh he got himself sick to his stomach and the day before he probably started thinking about how to hang out with me and he got real sick that's what I I got a text I'm on the toilet I can't I can't breathe I have killed over on this and that I mean he was so afraid to go out with me this is a common reaction with people on the street now you know they get they get nervous Zach is there any truth that you just dodged Jimmy and that's why you no I was legitimately sick it was bad because he was sick because he was he was legitimately sick of me you're talking very quiet today uh I'm just trying to do that until I start my my thing oh I have a whole you want me to do like an eight minute monologue right all right so so here's the here's the here's the game is can this oh I got it oh yeah got it when you're a comic man man handle that thing I want to check audio audio audio is that Zach doing that that's all Zach that is all Zach Yeah so basically Jimmy he has a reputation for for being overly offensive let's say and we had a bit of an intervention with him uh I don't know a month or so ago after he went out with love and Zach and Cam and we said Jimmy you won the hearts of the audience over they were taken with the real Jimmy Lee right and we want we need a Jimmy Lee Redemption Arc so instead of going out to Hollywood we gave you the homework assignment to write a new jokes that don't involve insulting random people on the street in fact you're not even on the street so right which is more like reminding me of when I did to stand up before I started to do the YouTube I did stand up for probably four years oh wow and had about a 20 to 30 minute act so I was trying to reinvent that but last yesterday this morning I wrote a whole skit based on kind of what's going on with me currently okay I would say it's about an eight minute skit okay so I'm gonna send Zach the uh he's the head guy I'm gonna let him you know count me down all right but there are certain rules here just because we again we don't we don't want to go too off the rails Jimmy okay so we're giving you we're implementing a three strike rule okay okay so if a joke goes too far that's one strike right and if you get three go ahead and show that wait when I see your girl with those we have a comically oversized cane right so that can you just put the hook down uh yeah okay yeah we have a comically oversized cane that we're gonna yank you off stage with okay okay well I have a skin I don't know which ones you're gonna like I hope they're not offensive I tried to make them not like what I do on the street you know my street comedy is a certain style this is different no I get that totally our views are dropping we got to go back to Amber what's that what's your view no it's not I'm just kidding it's not your fault it's it's just this the Amber Heard things compelling stuff oh um so Jimmy um I guess now is the time okay so Zach I'll let Zach Count Me Down so Jimmy Lee everybody Redemption Tour all right there it is Jimmy Lee the Jersey Outlaw Jimbo Kimball you made it buddy did you tell everybody I was on Jimmy Kimmel I don't know if you could see but yeah we did a whole thing oh there it is okay so I do want to tell you this morning uh Zach taking a shower blow drying my hair geling it moose in it yeah and then it dawned on me who looks down there anyway it's pubic hair you were just gelling his pubic hair nope right nope okay no good good all right it's pretty good chicken did my hotel today and I said to the guy do you have a room he says I have a room but not for you so now so basically uh he said you have a room but you got to make your own bed so it gives me a key Ethan I open a door to a hammer wooden Nails I had to make my own bed okay all right no one did a coffee shop Zach and I got to tell you the people in my hotel are stupid Ethan going to the coffee shop the manager the coffee shop he looks right at me says how many okay we'll leave it at that okay waitress comes over good looking young girl Ethan with one of her cohorts she says what do you want to order I said I'll take you over easy and her on the side then she says do you like juice I said of course I like juice I'm one and the busboy comes over Ethan out of his mind off the rails kind of like your show he says to me take out the trash he says you're friends with the waitress you take her out all right all right work with me Zach bingo bingo give him a bingo the hotel gives me a rental car bingo bingo the hotel AP gives me a Rent-A-Car and they put a girl in the back and all day when I'm driving I hear it's a hurts it's a hurts it's a Hertz that one I don't get hurts rent a car it's Hertz rent a car but it it somebody's in the back working her over a little bit right I could have been oh there was someone having sex with her maybe or Zach but I don't I don't want to give names and it hurt and she's her she's a genius or hurts but women gets better I'm driving the car Ethan I go right through red light like all you people in La yeah make a right Diana turn and a guy plows right into me at first I thought he was Caucasian but then I found out he was a drunk Asian you see he was yeah he gets out of the court goes right to the karaoke bar honest to God I'm at a red light are we treading in a little racist territory no no I do have my finger on the button right now I don't know we're in we're in a bad neighborhood okay we're gonna let the I mean hold on hold on sorry first of all I want to say I love I love the storytelling how it keeps going I think that's so fun and such a plot and I the jokes I think that's so fun I love it but do you are you guys wanting you guys are gonna let that one pass so have we explained the rules properly yeah you explain this three strikes I'm trying to be careful but in order to be fun to have to be a little no it's great be yourself Jimmy be yourself this is just part of the game that we're playing okay so we go over so so you said so the joke was I thought it was Caucasian but it was an Asian no no I thought it was Caucasian but he ended up being a drunk Asian a drunk Asian and then he went to the character and he got out of the boy he went right to The Courier and what's the joke there well the Asians they all like to go do karaoke exactly that's not really racial that's not bad uh we got did you strikes on that one all right wait who striked him everybody okay so let me let me keep because I only saw yours okay so that's just but keep be yourself keep doing it so we go to a restaurant anybody yeah the Asian joke I think some people would find that one offensive just because you're like well he's drunk and they like karaoke it's a racial stereotype but okay not that I mean we've heard worse from you for sure yeah we go to catch a restaurant has anybody eaten a Catch Seafood restaurant over in sure yeah ordered the shrimp Ethan came home with the crabs it's a rough night now wait a minute it gets worse my friend Paulie went went to catch two he ended up with chlamydia so where was the rough night Glam media chlamydia clam media Glam media correct now let me tell you speaking about VD the hookers in this town Ethan yeah they got it made they can drop it drape it and droop it they're lucky drop it drape it drop it drape and Drew what does that mean I don't know you figured out you tell me okay all right I mean if you don't like the jokes you pick a topic okay or I'll warm my car no I love the story you memorize the whole thing that's pretty incredible memorize all this in a day where am I at now oh I want to tell you about it's a recession I come out here I realize it's a recession here too I mean I'm on Hollywood Boulevard yesterday hookers are giving away toasters I pick up a homeless girl two blocks later I dropped her off she was home I'm unbelievable she moved into an abandominium and if you think it's bad a b Snow White just laid off three dwarfs and a friend of mine got caught stealing calendars at Target they gave them 12 months 12 Monkeys we're still on the calendar absolutely and one of my doctor friends say be one of my uh holiday I'm sorry I'm sorry I got excited don't write letters don't call in one of my doctor friends they'd be two yields in jail for having sex with one of his patients now what's crazy about that is Ethan the guy's a veterinarian I mean it's a rough time that's good talking about the wife I know you're going to ask about the wife mad at me to life it was last week I brought my new Asian girlfriend home oh oh and now when I have sex with her I gotta tell you she's a protection a rifle I'll tell you about that wait hold on her protection is a rifle oh yeah she screams when I have sex with her especially when I walk in one or two you know yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna strike you on that one that one uh that one wasn't my comprehension yeah I didn't totally understand that one enough to strike oh last night we were making love we were trying to make love nothing was happening when are you moving on I looked at her I said what's wrong can't you think of anyone either well uh smart strategy hold on he told me my Chinese name last night come quick hold on one sec oh she's afraid of the dark I stole her naked now she's afraid of the light that's funny two weeks ago we had State Farm work with me okay yeah I'm trying to work this is my train Authority no you're doing good just hang on I'm tough being funny coming off drugs work with me okay hold on one sec Jimmy so I need to Dan where'd you go so can we analyze about the strikes that just occurred we're actually discussing it with the other judges right now yeah so I got a judgment call in my hand oh I had Struck it because it seemed like the input like the the joke was that it was marital rape because you were talking about your wife not want to have sex with you and the protection that she uses as a gun so it sounds like well it's a little obvious you know well hold on I thought that it wasn't that bad it's really not over the top that was sort of for me so it's a clean joke for me I'm not doing anything near what I what I do she needs a gun to hold you off otherwise what well I want to tell you funny hold on no no no no hold it I got to tell you oh wait hold on hold on I protected a girl from getting attacked last night I controlled myself [Laughter] [Music] what was your reason for the strike I well it was a bit of a bingo there's a bit of a Runway we may have to go back out on the street he's going up go ahead go ahead Ian it was a runaway train situation let me tell you about my kids wait Jimmy John's yeah you know pictures no I took six I'll take more I got you all right wait James my kid wants to be mentioned go ahead Ian I want to hear Ian's reasoning I got more jokes Tom no I know I wonder if you're gonna cut your mic don't go ahead go ahead yeah hey B I love you but they're they're heckling me no I'm not I just want you to just just give us a second I'm not trying to fill it out Zach's got me go ahead Ian please I was just saying it was a little off the rails a little more than we're used to so you know it was a compilation of things I assume one of them what was the your new you said you had a new Asian name is that one of them right what was your new Asian name come quick come quick maybe knows about that yeah I come quick for sure so you did you didn't like this let me tell you something okay so that's two strikes okay she cut me down to six twice a month but I'm lucky two guys she cut out completely so I mean I'm not doing too bad Ethan sure I want to tell you about my kids not that you look interested Ethan but I'll tell you anyway I I know you don't care you're just being polite because you're like I know you hate me Zach hates me is this part of the bed are you part of the bit okay I got two good looking kids Ethan and two ugly kids but I don't talk about the ugly kids my cut my son's 21. he says now what do you look for in a woman I said you see your mother he said yeah I said that's what you run from when you see a woman right all right but I got kids in college I'm getting good drugs now all right I told my oldest son about the birds and the bees he told me about my wife and a butcher you think it's oh man and my youngest one I said you're young you don't have it upstairs he said dad you're old you don't have it downstairs I'm having a rough time with the kids you follow me I do man I'm gonna call the cops okay I'm sorry I won't follow you can I tell you about my shoot that nobody here is interested in I'm interested we're interested we got a great shoot Sunday we were like herpes we were everywhere in town and I wanted to tell Zach that our TV show is doing so good now I'm the only one who knows about it it's difficult for me to even get in to see me right right yeah yeah we got some letters from the Hollywood press Ethan we got two thumbs down and the people in Beverly Hills they all gave me one finger up okay nice I've got a beautiful letter from the people in Las Vegas and they said we're so happy that you're in Hollywood okay so in closing a b yeah I do want to don't point that beer to me go off a b but in closing what was that what'd you say I said don't Point his beard at me it may go off it may go okay was that a bomb joke because he's Arab IC no I didn't that wasn't for you Jimmy wait wait wait wait wait wasn't even at the point like it looks like a gun my mind [Applause] you were the one you're good I will tell you this Dan it's Lonely at the Top when there's no one at the bottom to be fair Jimmy you have made some phrases jokes are you kidding me compared to what I do on the street this is the cleanest comedy this is the cleanest stuff you'll ever get out of the Jersey yeah that's that seems true yeah so how was your shoot we saw some people sending pictures of you out yeah I thought some guy wanted to beat you up in the fight vanish was really good because it was packed and we went to Hollywood later and that was good and and the flea market was funny because they threw us out so it wasn't that I was funny but the the process of the the little short [ __ ] getting the police involved and uh well he was a short guy it's about 411 when he was on I had to put a phone book to see him for Christ's sake and he kept making a progress you're not on a film here and Dave's like go film so we're filming and everybody's laughing then the cops come over and they ask us to leave so so Dave's like start up and make a bunch of Havoc out of it so I'm like why do you want us to leave what's the big deal you know we're just kidding with people and I went to the Jackie Mason thing and Dave says we're going to make the whole thing of the flea market getting thrown out funny so it was an accident kind of like me stop that stop that wait Jimmy so the word you said the accident is the funny part about saying the word you said I'm just gonna say it so you so because I don't think you're gonna understand if I say it but you said the word [ __ ] so that's considered an offensive word these days well what would you say a little guy yeah little person well I could say this if I talk about Zach I'll talk about the biggies if I talk about the uh whatever you want to call them I'll talk about the smallies I want to call them the smallies let's see actually a dog or something or just a short no but I had a guy a door put me out of commission two weeks ago I ran through my legs throwing punches oh yeah I'm not [ __ ] yeah this son of a no I believe you I had up to here with him I'm nice guy takes a lot of Preparation H that's why he's shrinking work with me no this guy is a short guy I'll tell you it's rough out there stuff being funny coming off drugs anyway Ethan not that you know about that because I'm not funnier because I don't do drugs I don't know your proof that uh I don't know I don't even have a joke I don't know what routine uh ab's doing but I wish I was doing it with him I don't know what he's doing it he looks good yeah he's a nice guy drop the skincare routine right you got a great head on your shoulder right because it is I don't know I don't know what makes you tick I hope it's a time bomb and Zach you're a real Treasurer yeah close so Ethan you are one of the world's greatest possessions Israel I'm one of the world's greatest possessions Israel I wrote that for you compliment wait wait Israel is it like a plan where like it's real Israel I understand the country of Israel right because he's Jewish Did You Know Dan your boss is Jewish I was aware of that yeah okay can you unpack the joke I'm trying to understand possessions Israel it's a compliment what you're doing what's no I know but if I'm not upon it's just a compliment can you just explain the joke like what's the possession in the Israel thing because because I would say you're one of the world's greatest possessions right and the reason the punch Line's funny is number one should be short and should be something you don't expect so Israel who the hell would come up with that me goofy me right so I guess that was a bomb it's a it's a very like uh like dadaist joke like it's it's the absurdity of of the punchline that okay gotcha that's like a joke I was I was trying to um I was thinking about the sun going down then it dawned on me that's my son by the way what's his name Theodore hello Theodore Klein okay it's just a somebody Play It Again he said what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] yeah get out there they asked me Dan last week to be the center full for Readers Digest but I don't like where they put them Staples right right not doing it a b yeah I wouldn't okay don't do it all right that's the Jersey Outlaw that was good that was a lot of fun how did I do am I getting the Redemption or I would say shove back to the hotel but I would say you were right on the verge of having three strikes but I'm like I would say you I think you passed the test what do you guys think I mean I tried to be it was so different than on the street oh really rough on the street I tried to be really easy absolutely it was far cleaner than your typical routine and it didn't really involve saying viciously I took any insult joke out you know I didn't do any insult joke but it sounds like you were on the street doing your usual [ __ ] I won't lie to you I I did me yeah yeah and I plan if Zach and I were going to do this to do this type of stuff and I had a lot of other you know I wrote something like this I sold all you people in Hollywood you have smartphones you drive smart cars you drink Smart Water but you're all sitting in traffic two hours like dumbasses so I was coming up with like uh nobody nobody would be offended by that right I was trying to come up with generic stuff that I was going to use with him and then he started thinking he had to hang out with me he got he got the gis he got sick he started throwing up and then he felt better when he realized the shoot was canceled yeah did you did you offer to prescribe them antibiotics or anything well I wanted to give him some Viagra and some prune juice Jimmy of course you guys don't know this is an actual MD dentist DMD or DMD but you can yeah so this is the we have a real I wanted to give Zach his Viagra and prune juice and he said why would you want to give me Viagra and prune juice I said so you don't know if you're coming or going right sure of course that's true that's actually a good job that's a good job men are going yeah that's good that's very good that's cute so how did it go on the weekend did you it went really well did you get any trouble no I counted 22 people that recognized me and of half were because of you but I got to tell you the funny story you can leave it hold the phone hold the phone because half were because of us yes and the other half from the street comedy which could be really related to you because you promote me but what what's one girl blew me away in Venice she came up and says oh my God the one [ __ ] up Dennis I love you I can't I have a picture of her I could probably text it to you and she was so excited and she says that was eight years ago and I love that stuff you should do more than one effed up Dennis she was so Ethan no that was it I just couldn't I couldn't get over it and even Dave said like that girl like loves you she's like a real fan I said I only have one at least I found one no I'm a fan I love that one [ __ ] up Dennis yeah and so yeah people are saying a Jimmy Lee versus Gary collab what do you guys think right on the town you know my dad Gary's my dad I floated that idea once your father is he through comedy he thinks I mean he he thinks he's funny he thinks he's kind of like me man kind of like me you guys have a similar there's some overlap in the energy God I wouldn't I I would I don't know even what that energy would be you know what would be funny because my dad is kind of PC so like the dropping like the Asian jokes and stuff I don't know yeah what would be funny if you did it in a restaurant like Don Rickles did that dinner with Don where he would go where the celebrity they'd interview him if if we were in a restaurant and we had a private area it would be funny when the waiter's coming over because I could do skits with them and then I've seen your skits with waiters man well no it wouldn't be like that one I wouldn't be like that okay that Fresco yeah does that one upset you I would never do that again okay I could promise it wouldn't be like that are we getting dinner at the ivy I did lunch at the I if you guys wanted to do something later be my pleasure maybe I'm here I've been doing dinner with Gary and Jimmy just to see what happens I am kind of it's like a science experiment like mixing those two together what type of personalities your father have is he laid back like you do jokes they just end up like talking about like so I have to move out here and just take a room at the peninsula now and uh just come over once a week and do for enemies Jimmy Lee and Ethan and Gary yeah Gary awesome two dads and uh well my wife and I and the family will be here um the end of July beginning of August for one week so yeah stop by say hi no I mean if you're interested in that I'll be I would I'd love to do it and I'm saying let us know we can plan it ahead of time okay so guys Let's do let's do everyone in the audience there's 40 000 people watching by the way thanks for having me on you guys believe in the little guy and I'm happy that you promote me you always have a spot here on our show thank you so let's let's how how should we rate this in the audience like maybe a one through five like star rating well on the YouTube polls there's only four options so let's do four star right so four star rating one two three or four four being the best you want me to sit there but sure yeah I think it's important can you adjust the camera please yep thank you um I think it is important to understand the the metric that we're rating is yes okay yeah pull that real close to your pissed away so Ethan got yeah go ahead uh the force the star rating are we rating him in terms of like how he progressed from the last time that he was on in terms of you know cleaning up the act and less offensive insult comedy or just did it make you laugh or not why are we doing this right now AB solutely taking pictures Jimmy I think um just overall I I it's too hard to say but just combine both of what Dan said progress plus comedy right you know we're gonna do a one to four stars here so let's throw up the polls can I ask you an honest question because I'm older and um I don't realize things sometimes my youngest son he's very smart he says Dad you don't realize that you're offending people and you have a personality disorder and you don't know um is my cleaner comedy do you feel you being a younger crowd is more acceptable to people like I think my stuff if you if you took that show on the road did you like that better than when I'm on the street yes yes no yes but if you took that show on the road in its current form to a young audience I think people I think just being honest I think people would probably be upset by some of the jokes you thought so even my calm down version yeah like I mean we're coming at it with a lens of like we love Jimmy we know Jimmy but a few of those jokes I think would have people so even the team version it means too much for the new generation in a way because my real side is the old school Rickles Dangerfield which is way over and that's so toned down and that still would offend some people there's just a few there's a few of them the the [ __ ] one sorry for saying it I just need to say it for you uh called in the smallies just the smallies and the smallies I guess what do you call them little people Little People okay and then um the ones about like the Asian drivers and stuff was that bad um because it rhymed Caucasian drunk Asian yeah just a little bit racist the karaoke one's a little racist it's cute though but I didn't think it was too fresh I was trying not to get too fresh well good news did I get a good rating four stars is the is the top Vault and yeah 42 I found a way to uh experience calculate the the actual like average star rating like if it were on IMDb or something okay that's interesting the numbers right here just by percentages yeah so 42 say four stars so if your comedy special was on IMDb out of a score of four out of score of four we have a free free point let's just call it rounded up 3.1 out of five that's not bad definitely yeah absolutely that's great that's a that's great did you guys feel that that stick was better than my street stick oh for sure okay I just need to know so if I'm the street this I'm I try to tell you Jimmy the street stick is just out of control like you gotta drop that whole thing in my I'm being just honest okay that [ __ ] is just brutal Man Jimmy you got to take your glasses off you're making a spectacle of yourself it's Zach's getting a little Revenge he learns from the best here you know Zach's stage name he I don't know if he wanted it Zach the rabbi we were gonna put him away is that right just to be clear he texts that he's like this would be a good name for you and I'm like uh he didn't want it he's Lily zonka that really stuck I know but because she's big and he's funny and he got the long hair like who would think he's a rabbi that's why I thought it's funny that is interesting I mean well I thought it was funny I think rabbis can look all different ways potential I don't you know but uh well you said your son says you have a personality disorder is that what do you think about that that's a pretty it's a total wrong word and he's right and then he said something interesting he said people that have him don't realize that anything's wrong with them what does he think is your personality it's called histrionic personality disorder history on it is that a have you been diagnosed with that no he he's he's smart my oldest son so what it means is it's a person that needs to be in the center of the action always has to have the attention um here I found it it says histrionic personality disorder HPD is a mental health condition marked by unstable emotions do you feel like yeah but then I run my business normally like you run yours so it's yeah I have a different motion personality but when I go into Jimmy Lee who is very Jimmy you know it says it says a distorted self-image and an overwhelming desire to be noticed okay so like those second two yeah that's me sure it says people with HPD often behave dramatically or inappropriately to get attention that's what I do my son said it and and what's weird and I'll say this to Dan because he's very serious is I kind of know I'm doing it but I like the attention I like to be noticed and I want to be wow so it's almost sad I have to do so many of these things to do that I'm wondering why am I doing it and are you getting a fix or something when you're out there on the street it's it's it makes me feel good to make people laugh and entertain but even if people are angry at you you still like the attention yeah and that's that's bad my wife said it's been in a way yeah do you have uh do you like being humiliated in a way no I just like attention because I didn't get as a kid it doesn't matter it doesn't matter what kind of attention that's what's bad that's what my my oldest son was saying he said you should get attention in a good way sounds like a smart guy my oldest son's very very intelligent guy he told me that many many times do I believe him Jimmy uh do you do you know somebody named Zachary Whitson he's a guy that was right wanted to write for me and he texted me a couple times gotcha yeah because he he made a donation and he said Jimmy uh how many writes for jokes he's a nice guy there's a guy Mason who I'll shout out to who's been a huge help who's a fan of yours found me from you who's doing a lot of my social media and he's a kid out of Sacramento he was going to come here but he couldn't make it but Mason I know you're watching thanks because she's been doing all my social media my Tick Tock is going up in about a month and a half fifteen thousand followers yeah you have tick tocks I noticed the production quality I want to ask you I want to ask you a personal question if that's okay yeah you say you say that as a child you weren't getting any attention to love from the family I left with an empty suitcase and then look what the hell happened to me so at what age did you leave no I mean when you grow up you don't you don't ever so tell me about your child uh where were you born I'm that from down the shore yeah and I had a mom and a dad and my my mom had you know mental illness so my dad took care of Mom and I had a brother and there was no time really to take care of us it's really sad so I'm telling you that because you asked but um so you you know my wife said she left home with an empty suitcase so what you do now is he overcompensate can I just can I can I ask you questions about more questions about your childhood if that's okay yeah I'm curious yeah you're a good guy with God so what was the what was the mental illness that your mom was she was bipolar I see yeah so she would go through would she have like psychosis and it's manic depressive so she's up or down now I'm diagnosed as being unipolar manicky I'm always I get up in the morning I'm down at the coffee shop kidding with the waiters and staff I'm I'm always up I see so I'm unipolar thank God I'm not bipolar right yeah just the but that's the reason yeah but that's the reason that I am as I am I don't think it it happened on purpose I don't it's not like I do it on purpose it's yeah no it's interesting when I can learn why byproduct of how you're brought up So when you say you didn't get any attention growing up my mom my dad took care of my mom and my brother and I were kind of Honor making sandwiches when we were 10 years old doing everything ourselves in bed you go almost by yourself yeah there was there was yeah we did everything ourselves and maybe that's one reason I'm good with business and successful I have to do everything myself I was used to it my brother too and and did your dad and mom work dad worked Mom didn't work and were there times where you're where you were alone at home with your mom sometimes mom was in a hospital oh yeah When We Were Young yeah and dad was home alone what was it like it wasn't it was you know what's weird you want to hear the weird story growing up you don't even realize that yeah that you had this kind of childhood when you get older you realize it I don't know Ethan my brother said we were from a dysfunctional family but we didn't know when we were young yeah I don't know if that happened to you but this is the byproduct I'm older now and I want to be in the center of Limelight famous and like we'll do anything and it's not good it's not bad but it's not good it's like I'm murdering or killing people it's just yeah I'm a big ham that's really awesome so whether were there times when you're at home with your mom but just like yeah she was home sometimes too and what was it like kind of interacting with her hard to get along with her because she was an unstable person really my father was easy going your father brother's pretty easy going I'm pretty much nothing bothers me you think the the big problem was not getting love for your from your mom I think from both from both yeah my mom was too sick to be a parent you know talking honestly and my dad took care of my mom and growing up did you ever reconcile with them at any point when you became obviously very successful professionally how did that affect my uh mom my mom died when I was young and I have to tell you no I didn't with her but with my dad I did my dad recently died in the last four or five years we got closer but not my mom because I was angry you were holding on to anger yes it's funny we're talking serious we're not even doing comedy yeah I held on an anger and um I'll tell you the weirdest story and you'll you'll I don't I don't know why and I told this to my wife when my mom died it was in 91 I didn't grieve and even go to the grave but when my dad died a year ago I went to the grade twice a week for like six months I like really grieved for six months and and I couldn't figure that out and I still can't it's not the weirdest thing well it seems like you know it seems like you have a lot of uh anger to your towards your mom and I think you know maybe in retrospect especially now that you're a father you can kind of I try to see more from being perspective for me yeah never never try to be me I don't have a mean bone in my body I just want to be out there and have fun with people and I like making people laugh and I gotta listen to you and I maybe be so offensive but that's just my personality you can't change your personality well I think it's really interesting just to kind of learn about the a person why they're the way they are exactly so maybe maybe people on the air May understand a little more why I'm and I and guys out there thanks for being fans and and loving what I do or whatever and understand maybe why I am as I am I'm not this ax murderer yeah nobody thought you were actually I'm a dentist who likes to go out on a street and have fun and do Street coming that's really all I do and I like coming out here because it seems the metrics and the kpis work way better for my uh social media out here it's is my third shoot you know so it seems Ethan out here um it's uh better better than the other locations you ever talk with your brother about kind of not close with my brother no I didn't recognize my brother really nope so what was the conflict that drove you guys apart well do you have siblings yes close with them fairly were they nice to you when you were young yeah well my brother wasn't and all fair when we have dinner you and me by ourselves I'll give you the list so I me and my wife talk about that all the time I can't let that go because of the things Ethan he did to me my in-laws my wife's family loves me and they treated me like a son better than my own brother I can't let that come you feel like that was when you when you met your wife or was accepted into her family I learned what a real family was right and I almost cried I almost cried and every time I'm with him I thank him for accepting me and loving me yeah because I didn't get it and Lynn's mom I will say this on the air and I know my son Colby's wife Lynn's Mom I love and I would do anything for my wife and her family for all they did for me and Lynn knows that I just I'm getting ready to buy her a handbag she's going to be on the air left him because she wanted something out here and she's not here because I only care because because my wife was with me from dental school Ethan wow and stood by me when I hadn't the zero wow good woman and your wife yeah and your wife you have a lot of money and I have like some money and you got to stick with that person that stood by you when you were nobody not somebody that comes right now because you're famous and you have a fancy course yeah because they're all people that want you for the wrong reason my wife worked in my dental office in the beginning before we had kids good for her yeah that's beautiful I'm glad you found a good I'm glad I talked to you about this because I I never thought this podcast would even go like this hey you never know it's we're off the rails well this one went from Comedy to tragedy to you almost it's not right Zach in a way what age did you leave your home well I went to college in Dental School so basically what like around 18 or something no no no I got out of dental school when I was maybe 27. no but when did you move out of your house oh well when I came home in the Summers I had jobs I was always there there was not a real disconnect okay there's a disconnect with the person but I still was in the in there I'm just curious when things with your brother well that was when we were young and I couldn't reconcile so like when was the when like you remember all the these terrible things he's done so like around what age are we talking about young teenage years early adult has he ever tried to apologize or make up for a thing he tries to but he didn't change as a person Ethan you have to be it's got to come from here so you still kind of see the cruelty in him I just see well do you know what a user is I call you if I like you I don't call you if I want something my brother's the opposite I see it there it is is he not as financially stable as he's financially stable he doesn't have anything to do with money it's the person my wife always says it my wife's financially stable it's the person it's the character the person it's the integrity like you same thing with you you have a great team of people here why because of you same with my dental business it's the same thing right I think so yeah yeah they wouldn't be with you you pay them but I pay my step but if I have some kind of animal they wouldn't work for me they wouldn't work for you yeah so that says something for you if you uh if you look at the screen here this is our chat there's a oh yeah lots of love dropping all these hearts for you this is awesome for you well thanks I never thought guys on air I would do this and you know what I have to say something my wife or son's gonna say why'd you do it and you know what guys I did it because because I felt I think they'll be I touched by it no I felt it and again I'm the guy in the hotel Jim little at the peninsula he loves me he says you speak from your heart I go and I picked them up two dozen donuts I went to um sprinkles yesterday why because they're nice in life to be nice and if you have a little money you share it it's even easier it's even easier yeah I'm gonna buy my wife something I bring them stuff they go Mr Lee use the one with you Mr Lee you're so nice yes guess that spend money over there they think they gotta break their balls they gotta kiss their ass I'm the easiest guest there so they're nicer to me yeah by the way you guys if you want to come over come over have breakfast I don't care okay sign it right to the room it doesn't matter because you guys are like friends now so you you moved out at you went to college I went to college but then when I got out of dental school I had my own place and started working I became did you have a ton of student debt when you finished school I had twenty thousand dollars a student that's not that bad is it nothing for a whole no school most guys when they got out at my age had 80. now today most have 400. so wait how come you only had 20 because you were working 5 000 tuition each year and my parents gave me money for room and board oh so your parents helped you out a little bit Yeah they help so that's nice that they were not on the emotional win yeah they were there financially they were there financially yeah and they're not bad people it's circumstantial it's not like I'm angry anymore it's circumstantial what did your dad do for a living sold hearing aids made a medium living he didn't mean he wasn't Rich oh yeah hearing aids interesting what yeah and I grew up down the shore by Atlantic city where the casinos are that's where I'm from right right and so you went to law school how did you meet your dental school oh yeah I mean I met my wife in um dental school and she was in college and I met her by accident I was was on a date with another girl and I was at a mall and these two girls came in one was Lynn and I always liked the Asian girls and I said to the girl who's the Asian girl and she said it's a neighbor in my dorm someone went back to a dorm one went to Douglas at Rutgers I found linen asked around and the funniest thing you just like the way she looked you sought her out you're like I went in the room I opened the refrigerator I said you have any egg rolls I started doing the jokes oh my God wait a minute she's dying laughing oh my God you found the perfect woman found the perfect woman to deal with me because she found me funny she couldn't stop laughing when I dealt with her oh my god with me that's the flu pal how I met my wife and she said egg roll bits yeah with the egg roll on the end and the Chinese jokes and she's still with me and still putting up with me so does she she's a good actor thank you guys thank you so then do you hear that he finds you funny still she hates me now yeah yeah she hates your guts uh yeah things have changed how many years you've been married I've been with Lynn 40 years so there you go but but where are my East where am I going and where is she going where is where's Healey going and where are you going how long you've been together 15 years 10 years are you 15 years yeah we've been married 10. right but you've been together 15. so what do you say she hates you are you joking well it's like what I said is that she doesn't hate me I think I'm a bit too much for people yeah but I don't think she hates me is she a bit over you what do you mean by over me well she's a little annoyed with you at times oh definitely yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but but not in a bad way you guys have an understanding yeah yeah we have a love-hate relationship Zach how it is I love Lynn she hates me I love it relationship that's a good way to say it that's funny well it seems like you have a pretty you have a good song with this with a good head on his shoulder who's giving you you know I got two quick kids yeah hello how old are your kids so one's going to be a senior and he's going to be a dentist and the other one's just got to Villanova he's going to be a freshman and he's going to be pre-dental so they're going to be they're both going Dental hmm well that's kind of flattering isn't it that they're following in your foot I've been telling them since they were eight to go and they can have my company oh it's a good deal for the kids easy I didn't get did you did anybody do anything for you to do this you did this whole thing you met me in New York with a camera you're your white film yeah you started at the bottom like me they're walking right into the top it's a nice deal it's a good deal yeah it's a good deal I'm a dentist can I get in on that listen I'm in college I gotta leave you guys on the funniest I'm in college years ago and the guy says put down your books that's what he says he says uh he says if your father-in-law in a business makes a lot of money he says not a very hard decision what business to go into yeah that's what he said yeah definitely you know it's not our decision for my kids well good good it's nice to keep it in the family isn't it yeah okay thanks guys for actually allowing me let me ask you this do you are you in therapy to deal with all this stuff with your family have you ever been in therapy a little bit before but you wanted a truth yeah I'm I'm older and I'm me it's a little too late and you know what Dan some people like me and some people don't and it doesn't matter what personality you have always you're gonna have winners and losers and haters and lovers so am I changing at this age how am I going to change it my age 40 49 years old don't say anything what's the real age what's the real age we've been guessing we'll talk to your ID we'll talk at the ivy we'll talk at the eye give me a squeezing off for dear life he's saying please God don't push this the Rabbi says if I guess will you if I no okay we're not even playing that why are you so insecure by your age that's the personal my son said oh really so what is it if you're afraid you're afraid about your real age afraid of getting old and Lucille Ball we should keep it 10 years younger okay so I'm 40 45. year 75. 75. how'd you come up Zach I thought he loved me how did I get hit like that exactly I don't love you it doesn't mean I don't love it I'm not even close to that well I'll tell you off here we'll talk off there 55. no stop it I'm getting warm getting warm you 65 no 32. he he was close he was close I find it interesting that you're so protective of that I'm protective of you think people will judge you if they find out your real age well once I get the neck lift and everything we'll come back on here talking everybody can look and say yeah you know he looks younger now only 45 and they'll buy that then have you had any work done no no are you thanks sir no I wake up in the morning with the neck down I didn't mean that as an insult thanks a B for making fun of me when I when I made fun of myself uh so so that stuff Have you ever been like I just wonder because it seems like you have a lot of trauma in your past with your like Mom and Dad I think I buried a lot of them yeah yeah I think what happened with me is you ever you ever notice a person that doesn't want to see it and they just forget it try to forget about it sure because I'm working so hard doing my career in this that I can't I don't have time and I don't want to dwell on it and think about it sure because you know what he it doesn't make me feel good to do it I want to do something that makes me feel yeah I mean you've come far enough in life yeah maybe maybe it's just time to move on my business that's where my business guys because the good thing is you know you already you've managed to find a partnership and with a wonderful woman you've had wonderful children you've been very successful in business right I mean people's emotional troubles generally you want to treat it so that you can achieve all the things you want but you have right you've overcome thank you you're like you're becoming like a real friend yeah I mean that thank you you've overcome a lot you've really achieved a lot in your life most people with what I how I was brought up would wouldn't be able to do and I'm trying so hard to make this a career and I hired Mason to help me on social media and I'm doing I'm getting a few more reels on YouTube from Dave from Deja Vu and I'm trying so hard with the comedy because I want to be loved and accepted and I would like to get a name for myself doing comedy so when I die nobody's going to remember I was a dentist and I'm five dental offices but to remember you know what Don Rickles and I can remember Dr uh Irving Schneiderman the dentist in Brooklyn right it filled my tooth when I was 11. sure but you know you don't need to be who cares if you're Remembered in a way I mean we all we all die I know but isn't that weirdly that I want that see again I mean you're not the only one a lot of people live their life for Glory and they want to be remembered so I'm like obviously it's something that that people think about but you know in a thousand years nobody's gonna remember anyone that's true Ten Thousand Years definitely or it's a million years except for Romeo and Juliet they'll be remembered sure well you don't you you weren't there for this for what happened you weren't there when Romeo met Juliet on the balcony I was not there he said get off the balcony and get on the pill right he's like a Romeo Juliet it's a sound bite oh that was cute yeah um was it hard to achieve all these things when you're kind of battling with these demons and I think to be honest I think to hide of it all if I worked all the time I never sit still I'm always working at breakfast the guy said what are you doing I said I gotta go on a podcast I have to write this and memorize this in four hours he goes you're gonna do it I go I'm gonna eat do it I'm gonna talk text my controller my operation manager my business while I eat and do all three so you think in a way constantly working I think it may be to block yeah pain now that you're bringing that up I never thought of it you're constantly moving so you never have time to think yeah and and I swear to God one of my video guys said why are you like this I did you have trauma in your life and I didn't even think about because we were shooting on Sunday now we're doing this I think that's the reason yeah and maybe to hide it because I do have pain but I never really projected it out and and solved it so maybe I solve it by being funny is there ever moments is there ever Quiet Moments in your life where you kind of just I sit and I relax I'm doing it on this trip yeah what do you think about life and wish I was younger and um don't don't wish I did anything different because uh one thing I've always done in life is what I wanted so a lot of people get older and they're like I wish I did my wife and I've traveled all over we have a beautiful family um I've got to pursue a passion of mine of comedy and entertainment that I love I don't know if I'll get famous but I'm getting to go out on the street and do these things and have a camera crew and afford to do it and make videos and enjoy it and I can't feel bad because I'm doing everything I want so um so if you could go back and change anything would you no no I I I would if I had gotten famous say when I was young and was like this big celebrity I may have wanted that route but the problem is my mom you know you're Jewish like me and when you're Jew you're going to go be a doctor or a lawyer and since we were eight my mom said you're gonna be a doctor you're going to be a dentist so she had that's basically what happened so she did have some input on it yeah yeah she did so you think you became a dentist to make her to make her Jewish people do is they get that indoctrinated in their head they have to be a professional my friend Greg Rosen he's the same way his parents his grandfather was a dentist his dad was a dentist he's a dentist his brother why did your mom want you to be a doctor or dentist I guess you're just saying it's the Jewish thing because my dad was a blue collar guy she wanted to step and my mom wanted yeah all her friends were doctors when we were growing up and do you think in a way you became a dentist to to please her maybe maybe in a roundabout way because it seems like and my brother my brother also by the way he's an anesthesiologist oh you both became not there's one I'm a dentist year I think so I really do because did you have trouble kind of um uh getting her approval yeah you know you know what you know what my business guy said he said um you never got your parents approval and you wanted it your whole life and you never got it yeah that's and he still did everything they wanted and I tried so hard and maybe this is what he says he says that's probably you try so hard with your staff and when you go on the street to be loved and you try shoving you if anybody go up and apologize like you don't want to fight with people I'm always trying anything so hard with people um it could be the Milkman it could be a patient it could be I saw a patient of mine at the diner for lunch before I came here I bought him lunch he's an older guy he went to school with Michael Landon from a Little House on the Prairie I mean I'm just always wanting to be nice to people and be like what did you do baby what did I do everyone's saying ABY what did he do I said Jimmy is me if I stayed in my school in the chat oh you're typing in the chat oh my friends were the same way oh so I think you you brought something out that you made me think of something I think I hustle and move so quick so I can avoid pain yeah and and Trauma and thought so how old were you when your mom passed away she died in 91 so I was like 30. and so you had had you you've become a dentist by then or not yeah I was a dentist and and she was she ever expressed like that she was I mean you did what she wanted was she yeah she was a very very Jewish woman a very very difficult people to get along with not my dad he was easy to go my mom was almost if you ever meet Lynn and talk to my wife she was impossible really to get along with Ethan no matter what you did you couldn't please her and she was a hot mess emotion so when you became a dentist what kind of did she say anything about it well eventually what I did was as I grew up and got older before she even died I just stepped away because I wasn't going to go nowhere there was no return there so when she died there was really no grieving process right with my dad there was or wasn't like when she died didn't really go to the graves and Grave for my dad I did grieve was there a Breaking Point with your mom or yeah this is too much I guess it was it was like a couple times we'd had dinner out they would just start up and me my wife would leave we just had enough and my wife is just I don't want this I love you I don't want this and and I didn't want it and we come to a point where that's enough enough's enough so what kind of stuff would she say I can't even remember details but my dad would drink and he would be verbal at a restaurant or my mom oh your dad would go my mom would be demanding a dinner getting a cup of coffee they were like just two on the top yeah just too much I'm almost embarrassing like be on the street almost yeah it almost reminds me of getting dinner getting breakfast with you right right and maybe I'm ending up I should get older with your parents they say I don't know but the thing is I that that's kind of uh I had I had to separate it and and I I did I did separate it people are saying you're 61 if you were 30 and 91. they did the math Jimmy but you're older than 61. oh so 71. that's -10 right keep going down okay he's no he's 18. people are doing the math work with me Bingo exactly work with me Jimmy Kimmel a Netflix original comedy special or are we getting on Jimmy kimmelzack for real rather than walking back and forth Zach can we get on Camel on the seat rather than going up and down the street with the guy chasing I'll make it my life thank you we're working on it Jimbo Kimball and so so your dad it's was he did he have a problem drinking they had substance abuse problems boy I don't the both of them yes my mom my mom with uh drugs my dad with alcohol yeah well what kind of drugs if I can ask for for her condition okay okay so she was was she wasn't abusing drugs she was just or was she if you take drugs you take drugs whether they're prescribed or not legally and it makes you feel better you're still taking them so right but if it's psychiatric it was but it really was weird drugs and then my dad he was a boozer I see he's a drinker so it wasn't the most stable childhood yeah or loving and then with my wife's family you know you go up and they actually ask you how you're doing you're like whoa and I'm like wait a minute these people actually care about me it's almost like what's going on here they're like lovely nice people and they're just nice and your brother became a doctor did he did he retired he's older he's older than me and he's retired how much older is he a couple years and and so he he finished medical school and became a doctor did your did your mom ever express I think she was happy we became doctors but she was so focused on herself because she was Ill so you and your brother neglect you think oh yeah well we grew up in the same house yeah yeah not that we're close but we did grow up the same way yeah so Ethan would Gary adopt me my dad yeah I think I think you guys are more like brothers we're more like brothers you might be able to adopt him oh I'm kidding what's your mom's name Donna Donna okay yeah okay um it's a shame you've been estranged from your brother though because you guys have such a you know it could have been similar it could have been different and when I have dinner with you I'm going to tell you the story but I don't want to do it on air it's personal but there's a reason why you ever give people a million chances and they keep messing up sure that's basically it I would tell you that detail off there you just kind of oh no there's chances and chances and chances I see I see and I'm like Colombo I watch everything he does and he thinks I'm a dummy because I don't say nothing you know Columbo acts stupid but he knows what's going on the detective and he keeps failing all the tests after a while my wife we put the fork in them on the end of it he has two grown kids he lives in San Francisco he's got a nice guy he's a nice wife and Danny and Mike they're nice kids well but you know what you know what my business always says because we talk about Staffing we talk about people it's the person and I think in life you're a good person or you're not there's good people and bad people you know we you're a good guy you felt bad that Zach got sick you invited me on here if you were a guy was a not give a [ __ ] nice guy I'd be stranded I'd be with a a hook in Newark with Carmen manganzo you know what I mean so you have a good heart you felt bad and I'm like that with people too I have a big heart and my wife and I would do anything for people we're like that we're really good people deep down and my wife does amazing things for people oh yeah she had a teacher in in my son's class who he got burned out of his house his name was Mr Goldberg she gave him like money to get a new place who does that right you should have seen the latter that this guy wrote my wife was like a 10 Page Letter I said lean you're like unbelievable my wife you're going to meet my wife one day I'd like to you have to take my wife I gotta meet the lady who settled down with the outlaw yeah she she's probably the nicest person you ever meet I love Lynn she knows as much as I can with her and the stuff she's done for people and the kindness that she does and the things that she does that's why I know my brother's not right because I see how nice people can really be right well you're going to get old you're going to see the same thing with people and as you get older you'll be closer with people that are good to you and love you yeah well it's interesting to see you know you guys got brains I mean two doctors a dentist I don't act like that on the street no I act like I gotta tell you I wouldn't expect it you know in a way see the portrayal on the street is like Rodney danger wise guy yeah but I I'm a really uh a sensitive kind person that's smart and that whole thing is a whole [ __ ] yeah yeah that's a whole character like like any character Rickles wasn't really like that he was a sweetheart like sure it's just an act sure yeah well I think that that was thank you for sharing all that I think it was very interesting do you think that the way this turned was good or bad for your fans and us the in terms of it when people love to see the uh the real person yeah I was going to say I didn't know if it's a what do you think Zach you think it was a good thing that we swung it this way Jimmy I think people are seeing a side of you we needed to see them oh so maybe this is a really good thing because wow like the outlaw is like the tip of the iceberg and I think it's a fascinating to understand what's going on underneath you're a sweetheart people are loving it not for love for Jimmy and Jimmy can I say something you're worried about people remembering you I think a lot of people remember especially those close to you is that you are someone who continued to pursue your dream uh even though it's later in life you have been successful you're still chucking towards your dream and that's very commendable I feel like you look pretty good for it you look pretty good for 80 my friend 79 79 who said that Zach Zach you know calling I'm calling rabbi kimowitz you know when we're done he did my circumcision Jimmy did you think this would be a Redemption like this or do you think no this is a full Redemption we were doing this and we're going to talk like about my shoot Sunday I didn't have no idea all right it got it got way too good for you so no I thought it's nice as long no it's it's too nice so what I wanted to throw it back to you tell us your most racist joke now yeah tell us your most offensive joke something about it we gotta swing it back because it's just people are liking too much now okay so you want a racial joke yeah just no no like racial slurs like the n-word or anything here's a racial joke but it's not a bad one um if I go on the street there's a black guy I'll say uh you need the Jews because the black's got the Rhythm but the Jews on the instruments okay so that's been pretty bad it's basically basically like God that's pretty you know you would say the black's got the Rhythm but the Jews own the club the nightclubs so back in the day did you zoned everything yeah yes yeah no I guess it's an old style joke so yeah it's definitely an old style yeah um I'll give you the Arab pass if you want to make any Arab jokes the Arab jokes um uh if I see a person on the street and they they say they're Arab I say I'm about you don't don't hurt my family I do like one of them oh you tell them yeah I say I'm a Jew just don't hurt my family I'll give you my money my passport whatever you want just don't hurt me yeah but I'll tell you the funny Arab joke I said I said God looked at the the Jewish people and the Arab people and he said so the Arabs get to keep the oil and the Jews get to cut off the tips of their what well the Arabs actually also do that no but it's funny because it's an old Schnauzer but it's who lamb sack yeah no but Arabs also do circumcision yeah oh okay right and then yeah then the other joke was the one that what was it I had so much gay as I thought I was being followed by Arabs yeah that one that one's bad yeah there's also the Osama bin drinking one that's the one that did so do you have any other ones that maybe we could retire now about like uh any kind of minority or do you have any uh jokes about white people well I did I did a thing with with Mason it was hysterical so uh it's a picture of me with an Asian girl on the street it says Bring Em Asian never Caucasian meaning like we have the amazing girl not in America but it hit like on Instagram and it was funny so there was a clip where some guy I prompted on the street in March and I said like if you're not gay you're on a waitress he goes bring them Asian never Caucasian he said it not me so he was saying my tagline and it hit it hit pretty big on tick tock tick tock we have his memes in the dock uh if you want oh yeah let's see we have some Jimmy Lee stuff oh yeah guys I wanted to show everybody what Jimmy's been up to on Instagram maybe you guys can go follow him there and on tickets there you are with Noah back how did what the hell is this that's a picture at boa about two months ago I saw you even know who he is I didn't my son said Dad that's now we're back I'm like who the frick is Noah back he says he's a famous tick tocker I go on he's got 36 million followers I said let's go Blake he goes what are we doing I said we're going over to meet him get a picture of myself it's like you can't do that you can tell it which one's like the older one or the older one Blake got so embarrassed so Blake I said Blake here's what we're doing we're going over you're taking a picture with my camera of me and I'm gonna do you he goes okay so we go over and I said Hey Now what uh Jimmy Lee the Jersey Outlaw I'm the street comic and we're in town could we get a picture because sure the guy couldn't have been nicer yeah he seems like a nice guy and can I tell you something weird about him you even got him to do the jazz hands yeah my son's like stop facetuning Jimmy we love you but you're starting to look like a wax figure in my guy okay I better stop face tuning so but this is a this is a direct post on your Instagram who did this this amazing so that's what Mason does Mason does all my grand who's Mason he's working he's a social media he's a very nice guy no back gone wild what do you mean gone wild we just took a picture we had to come up with a tag gone wild you know what I did forgot to tell him to do I wanted him to I wanted to roast him and I thought about it after that and then I said Blake if I had asked him if I could roast him and he filmed it and I went on do it now Noah Beck if you're listening get a hold of Jimmy Lee the Jersey Outlet the Peninsula hotel for a couple more days and have dinner with me and Ethan and the group and let's roast us wait let's get you right on to the tick tock wait if you have a roast for him you can do it now you might see it so if you're watching Noah Beck me and Ethan we want to know what job you're doing when we figure out what job you're doing we're going to let you know all right it's kind of just the classics it's the classics yeah Ethan told me had a lot to do with your career he tried to stop it okay it's basically yeah yeah because I don't know too much about him but if I met him and he prefaced me on his history of himself I would be able to do a better roast you want to explain this both this again this is a post how's life the Jersey Alex on the street what's with the tiny uh that's uh Mason he's on some heavy duty drugs yeah and he put ouija's in and all that so I don't know why he did it maybe because he's very he's very talented uh emojis emojis the multimedia stuff yeah it looks like it looks like whatever you're paying him double it double it well I give him about 250 too every two months okay then double it okay Mason you heard that yeah so he you guys are good you guys are good what he does is she'll put the tick tocks up and down and he'll put words in and they get a lot more no that's good your tick tock's popping yeah so again you know with the face tune it's a lot it's a lot you're killing me I'm just being honest well I'm just being honest because it's when you look at it you're like this man is face to it's just it's kind of does it look Zach two-faced soon it's ridiculous looks like you've got it done by the mortician oh Jesus Christ I love you Jimmy you look great I mean you not even just for your age you're a good looking man for 75 you look great you're a handsome stud you don't need that you're too you're too you worry too much about your vanity your your look um like Zach yeah exactly the same way though no I I said you're right you're right you're raw dude you got a raw dog it and just go out here let's see this is another post oh go on to tick tock well hold on these I love okay Jimmy Likes to Rock but the Jersey Outlaw loves to roll like rock and roll did you write that I wrote it I gave him the pictures no good or good like it or is it not current um it's not I mean not good are those the bandito girls they are the bandito girls yeah a lot of face tune I'm just saying I mean you can even see looks like the glasses were like now those places are on they're actually on you yeah okay lock the doors that's great all the cops that's Greg my buddy to Dennis from back home so we we had a limo drive us around so lock the doors and go to Cops like I'm on the loose and then what's right 100 in the flying money that you have to ask uh why is there a main skywalking here Mason Mason's got some I said he's on heavy duty drugs there's someone with a walk I know okay I don't know what major Mason what are you doing on these uh things do you know what this Emoji is what's that Mason Mason text on the thing what you're doing okay for Ethan and there we go the craziest son Sons [ __ ] the biggest son's [ __ ] alive crazy sons of [ __ ] live no it says the craziest Sons son's a [ __ ] yeah like you're Italian like you're uneducated we did that on purpose no the craziest song Sun's a [ __ ] son's a [ __ ] son's a [ __ ] okay son's [ __ ] right alive all right that's that's the one I want you to bring them Asian never Caucasian I wouldn't post that that's ringamation never Caucasian But be sure to bring them yeah but that's wild and also to show who is this just some random girl Zack's X that's a lot you know who that is yeah yeah you can see it that's a girl's Act date a very very dumb Asian girl name's one dumb [ __ ] that's mad I had to throw one in it wasn't the curse that was bad right what it wasn't the [ __ ] oh what was that it was the racial accommodation well I know you said I could curse that was bad oh the racial connotation some dumb what did you say one dumb [ __ ] yeah that's racist well you said you want to race this joke no I know I'm just we're trying to help you I don't I know but yeah and then the Brigham Asian never Caucasian is a lot and it's heavy yeah isn't the full line Jimmy correct me if I'm wrong bring them bring them young well the whole full line is bring them bring them but bring them young but not the university bring them young but bring them in stilettos But be sure to bring them but bring them Asia never caucus they say bring them young what kind of age are we talking about we did this when we were in our 20s me and King James we would go to clubs we say bring them young bring them in stilettos but just bring what age are we there in our 20s okay that's okay about 20 years ago okay aren't you in your 20s now no yeah no I got you yeah uh real quick Jimmy your phone is going off you're getting a lot of Instagram support oh people are following you on Instagram oh wonderful could we go and tick they just give me Kimmel oh wow you actually made it Jimmy I did this one I made this that actually looks real does that what does that do for you does that make you feel good to see that it looks real that would be great if I got a call and the guy said we know you're working hard doing Street comedy would you guys come up and and stop up I would die who cares about Jimmy Kimmel you're on the issue podcast oh I know I love being on this book could you imagine getting one late yeah could you picture that oh chopped liver I love you stop that don't ever say that Jimmy I love you but you got to talk in the mic sorry I get so [ __ ] sorry can you show the tick tocks because I have to well hold on hang on Bruno Mars meets Jimmy Lee oh yeah what about Bruno Mars [Laughter] I'm with AV on this one Bizarro and off the rails it's Jimmy Lee oh I I didn't mean to hit that I thought that was good you don't like that face and everything bro it's the face that's funny well it's like you're you look crazy so I wrote Bizarro off the I got the off the rails idea from you yeah that one's good I meant to hit mute not oh okay crazy son's [ __ ] laughs well what else we got I mean we've we've looked at your Tick Tock I just want to tell the fans to Tick-Tock any any support on The Tick Tock it's at the Jersey Outlaw that's our driver and branding tool and we would appreciate any love and followers on that it's linked in the uh description Jimmy how are your cameo numbers they were really good after you oh yeah and then two weeks after nothing do I get five percent take ten percent I'm not doing it five is the number yeah I made then I owe you I made about five five or six hundred dollars that's five percent no that's what I made I didn't make money I did about 10 of them all right well 12 of them listen no offense but we since we have the cane I want no no do it if you do it around his body oh we're am I getting drifted off yeah we're gonna we're gonna no show's about to end oh the show's ending can I just walk off on my own no no no no no no no you have to do this this is important we got the cane all right all right all right actually you want to try on the Jimmy come sit I I had a funny idea okay come see it and then yeah try so we're gonna use the cane to drag you because your chair has wheels oh you want to do the whole thing yeah so so bye Jimmy laughs [Music] all right you're out of frame well Jimmy Lee the Jersey Outlaw is there any actually is there anything you want to say as we as we end the show yeah go ahead forget about all the the Mr gosh uh it's hard when you're in entertainment doesn't matter what type of entertainment you do to have a friend wait a minute son's a [ __ ] what are you doing over there he says Christ yeah the Arab picking on the Jew no I want to talk very serious it's hard in entertainment to have a friend and somebody that is in your corner and you've always been in my corner always and I appreciate it and I love you and Zach as much as we can have fun I appreciate the love and of course and I just I just wanted to say that now we owe me off love you Jimmy I love you Jimmy Lee and guys wait come I'm here one extra day come if you just want to have a lunch or something tomorrow all right all right exactly thank you wow what a nice time what a powerful episode uh Jimmy Jimmy Lee powerful appearance we learned a lot laughter tears we saw we learned a lot about uh Johnny Depp it's been a whole experience honestly hey Jim Jimmy's just talking at full volume trying to chat everyone up we are still live Jimmy give us a sec okay great guy [Music] um how long we've been going I think uh he is Jewish by the way people are saying Jimmy's not Jewish he is Jewish yeah so we'll just wrap it up here uh what a show huh folks Nobody Does it Like The History Podcast that's right oh and shout out to everyone who gifted Subs that was freaking awesome man yeah that is really cool shout out to YouTube such a cool feature um that's awesome guys a lot of people saying they had a lot of fun today yeah it was a good up it was fun stay off the Reddit though why that bad what happened on Reddit we'll see wait seriously what happened now I gotta check well I think all the people that were not vibing with the uh social experiment here today uh converge there whereas all the people that were vibing with it stayed and were in the chat and so you know there's sort of a natural separation but are they just mad about it or are they actually like mad uh I don't know about Matt as much as like a lot of like this is the worst episode they've ever done okay that's fair um I don't mind that this is literally unwatchable yeah it was I mean listen it was experimental for sure I thought it was avant-garde some people see it as some people say unwatchable I say avant-garde I say the bleeding edge of Comedy right yeah sometimes you got to take risks we variate here it's fun we switch it up you're not gonna get the same thing every four episodes a week I mean come on I thought it was hilarious you want the same thing every every episode you know I had a lot of fun doing it and to all the haters those views went kept going up okay yeah yeah or D I won't say haters I'll say detractors I would have stopped if our views weren't going up but they kept going up I I I was caught off guard by it to be honest frankly I was trying to make it as unwatchable as possible and the views kept going up there are some funny posts on there as well uh there was one that really cracked me up here let me pull it up real quick uh that one's pretty funny too let's see Don't Panic I'm not a crazy person somebody uh did the crazy person pickup artist ever reach out by the way they're watching the stream oh that was the one I was looking for great commentary yeah yeah exactly great commentary thank you somebody appreciates uh somebody appreciates the work we're we're doing here yeah gifted uh Mega did you just buy more gift Subs wait how much another ten you gotta you gotta wait that's Mega awesome nerd yeah and he did 20 earlier oh that was you I gotta compensate him for that that's what I'm saying I'm just gonna end up you pay you dude on the other way around we gotta we got I'm gonna have to pay for those gifted Subs but thank you that is nice for uh the community members oh Nathan asked uh dad is in the chat he said when does the trial end oh we forgot to announce the verdict oh uh well you'll have to tune in we probably got postponed um because the trials is there more trial this week love uh yes maybe excellent a lot of people are saying that the closing argument's gonna be really good really juicy because they're gonna bring everything together you gotta tell you got to tell me when that is so I can actually be on time I'll show up for that [ __ ] bro I want that 100 000 views well you know it starts at like seven in the morning East Coast time or something foreign okay because that's I mean that's like probably like halfway through the day for them Ethan I didn't quite catch your spit take could you do one more time that was classic play it again yeah it's on you you know it starts at like 7 A.M on on the East Coast time uh first time was the first time was way better way better it was one thing sorry sorry I mean even you usually get it come on usually get the show one more time for tick tock one more time one more time I need a good clip okay okay get some liquid in the in the yeah be on standby correct uh even you know the trial it starts at like 7 A.M East Coast time right nice and you could just kind of edit the initial nice that was great I got it thank you oh it starts at nine somebody corrected me yeah I wasn't sure the 27th what is today the 18th that will be there last possible day it could be I I think we'll be on top of that guys you have any other funnier posts from the subreddit I mean that was funny enjoyed that um let's see there was another one of somebody staring at the tiny [ __ ] little box that was great I gotta say man there were some good Goofs in there I don't know what I'll yell all right here's one detractors my boyfriend watching off the rails today [Laughter] that's so funny come on now uh I love the family you guys are the best fans in the world I gotta say it's so nice we have such a great family here don't we go another five gifts Gabe by the way thank you Gabe really really dude I wish you guys could have heard that Stadium how many people screaming family like it's insane really yeah I couldn't hear it yeah I think that's why I was so calm otherwise I would have had a panic attack but family family family family family family stop stop um oh yeah xqc gambling thing he's back we'll talk about that on tomorrow I guess maybe it's a good leftovers thing because it's on well Hassan is very familiar and he was with us when we talk text you see the first time yeah maybe we should talk about it with Hassan tomorrow yeah it doesn't quite fit the usual leftovers thing but it is something you and I or yeah exactly well guys we'll see you tomorrow morning at 10. well see I show up at 10 on Thursdays I can show up for 10 for Johnny Depp you were like a half hour late last week okay but most of the times I'm on time okay hopefully tomorrow you'll be on time usually you're on time something happened oh yeah that's why you [ __ ] your pants that's true yeah that might slow you down how are your Bells today my bowels are great what are you having for dinner tonight I've been eating clean I have this meal uh delivery service that just it's for like weight loss but the food is really good it's just like lean protein and vegetables but I've been I've been trying my best to stick to that not snacking uh so you know when I don't eat gnarly my bowel movements are are immaculate yeah well yeah stay away from the pizza tonight and we should be in good shape for the morning yeah Jimmy is just Jimmy is at least she's chatting up cam so Jimmy was asking me some questions as I was walking him out and I grabbed Cam and I go to this camera and he'll take care of you and Cameron looked at me in the eye like I betrayed the [ __ ] out of him sorry cam how's it going out there yeah he's good he's busy they're they're good Kim's a good guy yeah you give me a thumbs up they're having fun so we'll see you guys tomorrow at 10 A.M for leftovers it's actually gonna be it sounds like a fun app talk about the xqc thing and there's so much there's so much there's so much conservatives have lost their mind on Twitter it's nuts I mean these people are insane yeah we're gonna have to do like a mega segment on uh on Elon alone just his Shenanigans in the last week have been completely off the rails oh then there's the quartering who said that he wants his dad to fingers but we were gonna talk about that today because it felt a little more specific to the show but no that's a leftovers thing now okay well we'll talk about something Philly stuff to happen to black people that's a good sound bite also people saying uh when is Olivia coming back next week oh my goodness I could not wait for that Olivia helps me so much yeah Olivia has a big help on that she is that's so nice man that's gonna be good to have her back foreign we need those ladies oh yeah Jordan Peterson lost his mind he did that this one that's crazy going crazy on Twitter but Jordan the Jordan Peterson tweet was one of the craziest things I've seen this man is a therapist and he's like this woman is fat and disgusting and no other authoritarian is going to trick me of that uh there was like a I was like dude you're a therapist you're literally a therapist like what the [ __ ] are you saying yikes anyway we'll talk about it tomorrow good [ __ ] all right guys love y'all family family [Music] wait hold on before we go keep that music going please what are you waiting for [Music] I gotta pee so bad I can't bomb let the whale sounds can we get some brown [Music] IES and then rain [Music] beach sounds [Music] oh and then and then wait hang on let me wait hold on this is the missing link [Music] this injuries were touched at all with referred to it in these ways of punching a cloth or whatever and wedding all right guys thanks for watching we'll see you tomorrow morning is to get into what definition of those words mean to him it's never I never even addressed [Music] foreign [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 994,848

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, off the rails

Id: wMQHxxO7ets

Length: 167min 55sec (10075 seconds)

Published: Wed May 18 2022