All Stolitz Moments Season 1 | Helluva Boss

foreign [Music] this is a really bad time when isn't it of that time blitzy what is it I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire what did you just call me my book blitzy the book I was given to do my job that I have allowed you to use to do your s here here darling [ __ ] anywho I have been thinking you know I have been permitting you to access the Mortal realm less than legally for some time now but I do need it back to fulfill my duties I was thinking what if we worked out some kind of exchange favors for favors enticing stop using your fancy ass rich people talk okay I'm trying to concentrate on not getting [ __ ] in my age once a month on the full moon you return the book to me followed by a night of passionate fornication and you get to keep it all the rest of the time sound fair my little imp fine whatever [Music] what why hello my big dick what the [ __ ] dad language everyone I have a special request ah look I just had a chemical peel so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass it's for my daughter ah well make sure she washes it no no no no no no I'm taking my daughter to Lulu land and I was hoping you Brave Little imps would accompany us we're assassins not bodyguards okay don't invite us to [ __ ] unless someone's gonna die oh pay you pay me what honey [Music] now remember this is work and work only me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird means all right right Dad say we have to okay all right hold on right there sweetie if you try [ __ ] my little ass in that part I swear to you I so cute when you are serious I know it's quite thrilling to see you on the job let's see say that [ __ ] I'm working you both need to get a room hey I am not a day hooker what I just said I'm not one crew oh blitzy I need my bodyguard please [Music] my what could aim you have let's see I'm sorry for having to move a little Rendezvous early I have an engagement this month on the full moon when this happens it's not really something I fuss about but do you really need the book for this Farm [ __ ] I have like 15 new clients waiting for heads to roll as shocking as it may seem blitzy my grimoire is actually incredibly important and it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty ins like yourself the Harvest Moon is a very special occasion it's been my annual duty to Showcase it in the ring of Wrath it's celebrated by a very Charming little festival with the locals wrath huh my employees are from there I've never really been here it's full of inbred chuckle [ __ ] oh why don't you oh join me at the festival I can guarantee you all special access look I told you we're not bodyguards okay that was a one-time thing we did badly I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival it's the same every year Well if you promise this isn't some [ __ ] fest invite it does sound like it could be a blast and a half plus it's not like we can do Jack's [ __ ] without your book anyway oh I'm sorry your clients will have to wait oh [ __ ] my clients we're just visiting for the festival the prince is our boss's Buffet Millie I am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy boss huh oh so you're the Bold him to start his own killing Biz yeah well when you're good at something you should probably capitalize not many start businesses on their own that's pretty impressive sir oh yeah it is I guess I guess it is isn't it so you even con that ditzy blue blood into getting you to the surface well it's long and complicated but the short answer is yes but he's not like you know we're we're not like we're not doing it what's between it's a transactional [ __ ] you see good luck to you all especially that's little one there [Music] [Applause] just say my name right [ __ ] dick [Music] uh excuse me the [ __ ] I thought you were still at the ceremony you thought I wanted to stand around with a bunch of hillbillies excited about corn and [ __ ] with a Thirsty Owl on stage and now you seem disappointed in me yeah well I'm not a fan of someone I offered a job to about to off my easiest lanky ticket to Earth behind my back [Music] considering it's often how you treat those who stand by you such as myself [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] how did you know that we needed help I have my ways darling are you all right ugh I'm fine stole this good how the [ __ ] did you get caught by humans are you little creatures not being careful up here you know if you get in trouble I get in trouble we don't want that they caught us off guard your highness yeah you can unclench your bird pistol it's not gonna happen again okay luckily for you most don't believe the word of the demon obsessed lunatics they are seen as Coots they're just silly words let us all return yes please I'd like to get back to the correct hell hole as soon as possible am I going to get any thank you for the rescue bitsy well I suppose you should want me to [ __ ] your brains out tonight very much so all right but you're keeping quiet or I'm using those bear traps do foreign [Music] that's a mood Gabriella [Music] hello hello hey you uh she busy tonight um why do you ask I was wondering if you want to come with me to a club tonight are you asking me on a date let's see I yes I suppose that is what's happening how fast can you get down to lust I can be ready in 20. all right fantastic see you soon I'll see you blitzy thank you come on come on come on oh blitzy foreign [Music] wow that's a bit Overkill don't you think well well I I just wanted to look a little nicer for you this is our first real date after all uh yeah I guess this is huh you again beat it [ __ ] here do we have a problem oh oh [ __ ] oh my apologies your house oh please go right in oops oh my oh no no but yes how romantic is this what made you choose such a place to bring me oh it just sounded like I just thought we'd have a blast here you know God gotcha oh Blitz what are you looking at I'm looking at nothing how about that can I get you two off I mean start you two off with some drinks yes um perhaps some wine to share do you prefer red wine or White Blitz or perhaps some champagne yeah whatever perhaps all three why not so Blitz how was your day huh oh that good I guess we killed a bunch of beardos that sounds fun how did you kill them how I I mean there was a lot of them so I don't bullets right so did you decide to ask me out after all this time uh is your data demon Prince stupid is that you are you sleeping with an amp mothers [Music] you sold your life [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you know what this was a mistake all right let's just let's just leave oh right thank you for inviting me out tonight despite everything that's happened I I enjoyed spending time with you yeah you know I have some more wine in the house Octavius with her mother this weekend so we could I'm not [ __ ] you tonight okay I'm really just I'm really not in the mood still us we could talk or watch a movie or maybe cuddle Solas don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to [ __ ] you okay you make that really clear all the time but I just I can't do it tonight okay I'm sorry okay [Music] good night Blitz night [Music] thank you hmm

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Length: 12min 51sec (771 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 04 2023