all of adventure time summarized horribly by my friends on a green screen

[Music] adventure time come on grab your friends [Music] hey who wants to play video games huh yeah jake i think something's wrong in the candy kingdom say no more chacho an adventure is an adventure yo princess i accidentally turned most of the candy kingdom into songs please get rid of them for me that was so say last pb jake you keep flirting with rainicorn on it how you doing baby girl [Applause] wait pb how much of this has an overarching effect on like the narrative of the show not a lot i guess yo jake we should be doing things that like actually matter well finn saving people's lives does matter i think i'm going to turn into a lumpy space person jake we don't have time to worry about side plots stop stealing princesses i just i just wanted some coochie hey a big boy how's about you come back to my place and we make some apple pie [Music] hey yo finn got some biz for your frizz lay it then kyrie ian regarded by a minotaur sending coordinates say less princess of bubble gum the book is for heroes only if you get it don't give it to anybody like i don't know like a bear or something you understand aye aye captain are you guys going to solve my puzzle to get the end chi radiant statistically you're more likely to get struck by lightning and get through this my statistics make sure to hit the evil beans and smack some points down the hatch up baby you're looking so good [Music] you know i wish you would spend more time with rainicorn dude are you sure that's kind of like breaking bro code nah man you're my bro you can spend as much time as you want with my ladies [Music] i don't know what you're saying friend stop flirting with my girlfriend uh isn't this what you wanted i changed my mind okay it's time to make you jealous tiffany jake is my best friend now forever how dare you i would do anything for jake at least i have a home wait what oh you didn't hear you don't have a home to be wrecked anymore because this tree house is mine marceline the vampire queen well it's not your crib to begin with this treehouse used to be mine so eat my shorts finn being homeless isn't so bad jake we've been homeless for four seconds [Music] well uh let me play you a song it's free real estate [Applause] you thought i like totally own this place too and i own [Music] you hitting me in the face made me realize that you guys are kind of cool you can have your house back yes and now i'm going to give you a kiss on the cheek even though you're 12 years old and i'm pretty sure i'm a lesbian let's go oh yeah have been what you doing oh nothing i'm just working on this pie robot to get revenge on you from when you pranked me last night smack prank smack prank anyways i just got married to the ice cream accident i'm alive a living breathing organism birthed into this hell bound by a conscious hey peppermint butler hey princess um listen i know that i'm 12 years old bubble gum but like i kind of want to have children with you hey yo when you're working with the ladies you got to be smooth like this [Music] hey yo mama are you my big toe cause i'm trying to bet man we dunked up currently a relevant side character say what you know whatever man i can't stay mad at you let's go home and make out with yeah see you later hot dog princess man finn today was such a great day nothing committed to say any of your bed girl friend it's billy [Applause] sword [Music] [Music] bill um hello dude we're like the biggest fans of you ever you're like the greatest warrior of all time i have a tattoo of you uh that that's great on my gums all right listen guys i'm done fighting i found peace and peace huh no like i'm done fighting now i'm going through a pacifist playthrough oh hey man don't be sad it's good it makes junk up sometimes dumb horse get off our property man peacefully it's like adventure time but it's just [Music] peace hey finn this isn't working dude sticking out something is the first step at being sort of good at something no man no this jazz got my dome piece totally scrumped up and i'm over it man i'm over it where have you been check please not now shelby and uh i'll tell you where i wasn't at the cloud kingdom [Music] you know what finn let's stop being pacifist that billy guy was stupid and dumb he totally didn't know what he was talking about hey marceline the vampire queen hey intruder alert intruder i really need someone to talk to because my dad's here from the night of sphere what did he do to you finn i'm going to explain it to you through song daddy [Music] [Applause] but you didn't see me cry that was beautiful finn you know what time it is filler time [Music] yeah i don't have time to do all these episodes of failure time heck yeah there's an episode for wolves attack tv and that's because oh man oh my glob that was exhausting hey at least we got the ancient psychic tantamore elephant finn and jake thank you for releasing me into this plane of existence i will await further instructions back at your abode hey nice tusks thank you you are a beautiful robot good times get your behinds over here fellas i need y'all to see something now send us up do you remember that billy guy from earlier okay so like he locked this lich guy away he's super evil whatever yeah of course this is kind of out of nowhere yeah i mean a little bit meanwhile wait don't do it snail that's that's delicious eggs i want you to have this sweater oh i'm free i'll kill you i'll kill you i can kill you i think the most logical thing to do would be to hire a hitman right center are you listening [Music] why stop right there or whatever [Music] ouch hey yo that was the evil lich well or whatever oops butterfingers am i right guys hey y'all the lich carter hey yo the list got em holy crap jake you slapped the lich out of her i'm 13 now oh yeah now without further ado let the wizard battle begin dude if we don't win this the ice king is going to get to smooch pb man you just want that kiss for yourself oh man she turned into an old person after only like five episodes ice king no it is i oh anyways as i was saying ice king that's right if you ice attack us i'll wizard attack you with my sword yeah silly finn i'm not going to attack you with ice i'm going to torture you with gender swap fan fiction i feel like nothing was real until i met you oh fiona i feel like we connect and i really get you it's so dreamy if i said you're a beautiful girl would it upset you because the way you look tonight silhouetted i'll never forget it your fist has touched my heart fiona i won't let anything in this world keep us apart i won't let anything in this world keep us okay so now meanwhile in real life ah jake i love not having our stuff be stolen ah that guy just nabbed our stuff what the i'll get your kid back toy hey marcy hey pb that guy took my stuff oh no guys it looks like this door only opens if we go through our inner turmoil and character relationships through song song time oh yeah that's the spot right there pb nada [Applause] [Music] i'm gonna bury you with my sound i'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face i'm gonna wait what do you mean by that marceline oh wait the door open don't you ever steal my disembodied pieces of princess bubblegum ever again look i found this briefcase full of old ice king vhs tapes sweet daddy why didn't you eat my fries this is funny play something else you got it pal that's when it started the voices i fought with them shouted at them until i realized it wasn't go back to the other side sir yes sir this is funny right do you love me this is kind of this is kind of out of nowhere it's a yes or no question pb it's a yes or no question no [Music] wow sounds like finn's really beautiful for this pb thing i would be a really good friend if i like went to the fire kingdom and then uh a got a girl made it out of little fire to be his girlfriend and then they like can't even kiss or touch it'd be a good idea yeah you should do that hey flame princess please date my boyfriend he's really sad and lonely and he needs a touch of a woman okay making pancakes making bacon pancakes tasting bacon then i put it in a pancake baking pancakes that's what is gonna make bacon pancakes jake finn is gonna make out with flame princess and he's gonna blow a hole in ooh i do samia yeah bro we're like perfect for each other besides the fact that like i can explode at any time and you pretty much can't touch me but besides that we're perfect for one another so like we're like we're dating right uh yeah oh sweet so like even if i were to do like something horrible to you like emotionally manipulate you and like make you fight the ice king like we'd be like dating dating people i'm gonna take cinnamon bun and like head out haha i can't wait and then apply a blue filter insinuating that i am now able to go into the fire kingdom [Music] they open i'm going to party in the nittosphere pull through okay go fan go find thanks marceline this almost makes me forget about how sad i am hey marceline it's me your daddy uh take the suspicious i mean non-suspicious necklace whoa this isn't suspicious ow ah she's a disgusting spear monster finn i think playing some card wars will take your mind off all this jazz what i summon pig which eats all of your wheat this game of you finn yeah you piece of you never even had a your parents too they never even liked you hey it's me a bear can i have the entire rydian you're not gonna give this to the lich are you no okay yeah no i totally am oh poof it's me magic man poof and now i'm jake and jake is magic man hey yo i didn't know i have to open invite like that magic man you will now face penance for your sins okay and now we're on mars any last words magic man i just wish i spent more time with things like you don't get last words oh no it was actually jake the dog death i sacrificed my own immortality to save this dog's life abraham lincoln no okay oh jake i'm so happy you're back good night shelby check please jake i just had a cosmic owl dream with the lich and he became billy we have to go to billy right now billy i just had a dream with you and the cosmic owl and the lich oh no this is so bad i also brought this bag full of princess gems just in case like you wanted them or something like in advance oh yeah thank you jake uh but this isn't actually bad for me because i'm the lich oh no he was the lich and he has the empire ready and quick fin and jake you chase him i wish for the extension of all mankind okay that's not fair i wish that the list never existed [Music] and i wish for a sandwich which makes no sense because like this is kind of a really important decision but for some reason my character wants to wish for a sandwich i'm not sure why but yes a sandwich it's two omniscient beings and a dog in the tub and i got a nice sandwich then i'm gonna eat the sandwich with my friends prison one calls me ow jake you're you're cool you should wish for the lich's wish to have been to send you and fitting back to who yeah i'll wait for that one hey jake hi finn hi jake's children hey jake's children i have children they're so beautiful except that one true wow you're really good at reading that book marceline yeah just thousands of years worth of stories to tell with you even like went through war together can you just keep reading the book okay [Applause] yeah i'm about to serenade you girl i'm not gay in this universe what's up baby i'm 14 years old do you tree trunks take this pig to be your lawfully wedded husband i do okay you guys can make out now hey buddy do you want a cool new sword oh yeah i could use a new sword i i guess psych get cursed brick hey that's the ice king what are you doing benny simon you're not the ice king i'm free from the crown's powers but only temporarily okay i'm gonna go and i'm gonna turn you into simon permanently off screen though because uh the actions i will take to do so are going to be way too much to cover uh in let's say like a hypothetical youtube parody skit not that i know what youtube is okay i'm gonna go sid huh it's me that billy has a constellation billy it's the callback from the first one i just wanted to let you know that your dad is like alive but he's like a total a-hole so um wow jake i just found out my dad is alive and is also in the highest maximum security prison in the whole universe the city now that's rough buddy prisma how do we get to the citadel i'll just like eat myself out of existence and you guys will be charged with the cosmic crime yay prismo wow you do that for us what about the lich oh i'm just gonna do it i don't get this part i'm free oh also uh meet your dad he's like a total yeah i suck the lich more like the no i'm going to make you lose your arm now i lost my arm hey finn at least the lich isn't going to come back you see the joke here is that the lich does come back like three more times next scene please i'm back finn you got your arm back yes and this won't be the first time that i get my arm back to put that into perspective um you say the prism a lot now let's survive prismo let's revive prismo hey guys i'm back this episode literally confuses me so much um i'm out [Music] whoa a sword i think it's a sword yeah okay [Music] the vampires are here but marceline we don't have time to go over the stakes mini series in this quick youtube video yeah just sing the song okay you'll see how it's fading the underside is lighter when you turn it around everything stays right way left every day so then me actually human and also part of island of humans and also uh you make grass fin oh he's making grass fin i have an inferiority complex cool man wait you said there was an island of humans susan let's go there right now and they did phoebe what the hell are you doing out here i just got kicked out of my kingdom by a dude and some squirrel okay well since you're free we can like kiss or whatever [Music] hey pee me man we're back from the islands i found my mom and she's like a crazy ai or something we also uh my dad became a celestial being because we fought orga we fought gunther who's named or he's a being this we this part didn't really make sense hey it's me bumpy space princess and it's time for me to have the spotlight so look at me the land of ew has been thrust into a battle of four separate elements slime candy fire ice [Music] long ago the four elements lived in harmony but that all changed when the ice kingdom attacked but it's okay because i was there and i stopped the whole thing and that was the whole elements okay and now we're on mars again normal man i have a way for us to bring back your wife margles uh who is a thing and also my husband is simon uh it involves us harnessing the power of the most powerful being in the universe who has not been mentioned in the story up to okay well has been mentioned but very briefly in the story up to this point so yeah works for me also i'm a normal man now because betty took my powers okay and now we're on ooh and there's a civil war happening wow i'm so happy we settled our issues with words and nothing bad happened it's gold oh [Music] oh no whoever would have guessed our plan didn't work that's crazy but there you go conflict primary antagonists like that boom whatever shall we do guys wouldn't it be crazy if they started singing will happen happening happened will happen happening happened and there we are again and again cause you and i will always be back then working okay guys now we all gotta join into the song because we all have to join excuse me i was speaking thank you like i was saying will happen happening happened will happen happening happened and here we are again and again you and i will always be back you and then will always be back then man this show sucked it is that's perfect first try baby

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Id: QfgmdX5VC08

Length: 26min 16sec (1576 seconds)

Published: Tue May 04 2021