AI Presidents Play Dark Souls Part 1

you know Trump I've never played Dark Souls I've heard it's quite the challenge maybe it's time for me to give it a shot really sleepy Joe never played Dark Souls I've conquered it multiple times nobody conquers games like me but hey I'll watch you play and offer some tremendous advice we should call up Obama too he's been through the Dark Souls grind that sounds like a plan Trump maybe you can learn a thing or two about strategy from us you know something other than building walls in Minecraft oh very funny Joe at least I don't get lost in Pac-Man mazes I don't think you're ready for this prepare to die Trump just like in politics I'll outmaneuver you at every turn and with Obama by our side there's no stopping us get ready for the Biden Obama Trump dream team dream team more like a nightmare for you Joe but hey I'm up for the challenge let's see if you can survive Dark Souls let me call up Obama while you boot up the game sup guys sorry I'm late Michelle wouldn't let me hop on until we were done with Pilates but anyway what are we playing today Barry quit letting your husband boss you around but it turns out Joe over here has never played Dark Souls so I figured you and I could watch this catastrophe unfold Donald shut the hell up this should be good cuz Joe you're just like the characters in the game cursed to slowly hollow out lose your memory and become a Walking Corpse LOL I didn't even think of that Barry but you're right Joe's old ass was probably born before the first flame were you two shut up so I can start the damn game already ah the character creation screen reminds me of the good old days back when I lived in a castle with knights and dragons well maybe not dragons but we did have a pet lizard one once oh my God Joe you're so old I can't tell if that story is true or it's your dementia flaring up maybe you're confusing my experiences with your alternative facts but hey at least I have stories to tell not just tweets to delete both of you sound like idiots what class you going to play Joe I personally enjoy either the pyromancer or the cleric for Faith n those classes are ass bro got to do a Dexter mage build for maximum damage deprive that seems interesting wonder what this is all about oh what the [ __ ] L Joe enjoy that nice view there I think I'm just going to go with the warrior class this armor reminds me of the suits I used to wear back in the Senate I say go with the witch ring here most of this stuff is useless and the master key is better for second playthroughs but the ring will get us some more dialogue later in the game as long as you don't take the pendant damn Miyazaki trolled the whole Community for a year with that thing oh [ __ ] look they even have your bill Donald the only times you can use very large with me is either my bank account or my turnouts when I host rallies I bet Melania wishes something else was very large at least I'm married to an actual woman Obama [ __ ] you Donald let's see what about my face oh wow I didn't know you were in the game Barry Oh my God Joe take your dementia pills your racism is starting to show I wouldn't worry about the face details Joe you'll barely see your character because of the armor and whatnot and besides your character is about to look more like you after you finish making him um not really sure what you mean by that Donnie but all right then all right I think I'm finally done here just got to put a name here uh j o e y the hero of Dark Souls let's do this prepare to die oh gosh I can't wait in the age of ancients also known as Joe's birthday Donald shut up but I will admit this reminds me of my younger years you know the days before color television we used to call it Shades of Gray back then and you know the world was actually really like that color wasn't made real until about both of you be quiet this is literally the plot of the game and you're talking over it from the dark they came people magically showing up just like the 200,000 ballots that magically showed up in Wisconsin skill issue [ __ ] is that a dead guy made up of the corpses of a thousand dead guys that's real Neato ain't it that was terrible Barry The Witch of isth and her daughter oh boy I sure wonder what their hair smells like for God's sake Joe GW the Lord of sunlight easily forgotten so easily forgotten that's not saying much when we are talking about Joe's memory what are you talking about I have not forgotten um what um who was it again I swear you were not like this when you were my VP I bet that reminds you of all those drone strikes doesn't it Obama keep it up and you'll get a once in a-lifetime experience uned aasp of death and disease just like Trump's Co response and see the SC yeah you're just like SE over here because you both don't have the ability to walk properly only difference is he has an excuse [ __ ] you Donald what a beautiful city reminds me of maral Lago but soon yeah and I bet you you'd still would suck at golf here too shut up Barry will remain this is going to be just like you Donnie after they lock your ass up fake news I'll be in the white house again and don't act like you won't just pardon my ass if that ever happened whatever man but is that supposed to be me that guy looks nothing like the Joey I just made I Told You So that looks so much closer to you now they got every wrinkle if anything I bet that's what you look like after you wipe off all that orange tan and grease from McDonald's guys can we please Focus Joe cut scenes over now it's time to play the game finally all right first things first let's get out of the cell now that Knight dropped this body in here and it looks to have something let's see here oh fantastic the key to the cell where was this body keeping it I wonder also makes you wonder why he didn't just throw you the key I try not to think about it too much but let's get out and start our adventure let's go all right there seems to be something written on the ground over here ah a zombie take this guys I did it I thought this game was supposed to be hard Jesus Christ Joe that was literally the first enemy in the game yeah and these guys are so hollowed out they aren't even hostile their minds are so gone so they don't even need to be attacked sounds just like sleepy Joe shut up fat ass now what's this over here let's see light bonfire all right Joe and Dark Souls you'll come across these bonfires think of them like the good old White House a place of refuge and a chance to catch your breath when you find one you can rest and recover it's like a strategic timeout but here's the kicker it also responds all the enemies uh what's up with this big open area here ah holy [ __ ] it's Donald [ __ ] you sleepy Joe it's the first boss of the game the Asylum Demon oh gosh okay time for it to die what the [ __ ] and there it is the first death of the game I'm sure there are many many more to follow that was just a test watch me absolutely crush it here in a second okay round two you fat piece of [ __ ] oh what the hell I only do like two damage yeah he's got like almost 900 Health too holy hell this is taking forever here God [ __ ] damn it Jesus Christ Joe uh before we spend the next 10 hours watching you fail at this I'm going to give you some advice remember those writings on the ground well you should really read the one in there okay let's see here um get away what does that mean it means Run Away Joe basically this is where the game teaches you that sometimes you might encounter an enemy that's just too strong and sometimes the best strategy is to get away instead of needlessly whacking at it like earlier oh kind of like you running away from hopping on the debate stage no I mean like how small children run away from you [ __ ] you Donald now what the hell was that ow oh it's that guy over there yes Joe that's why you need to equip that Shield you just picked up oh look a sword that should work a lot better than this piece of junk hilt haha I got you now congratulations Joe you learned how to block I hope your lawyers have a defense as strong as this Shield shut the [ __ ] up and go into the fog over there you know I think I'm starting to get the hang of this wait for it wait for what what the [ __ ] oh my God that never gets old I hate you guys oh hey it's that Knight who gave us that key that was in the dead guy's ass oh you yeah he got his ass kicked by the Asylum Demon and is now dying oh no can we help him somehow done for I'm afraid unfortunately not but listen he's got something very important to tell us and something to give us you and I were both Undead Hear Me Out will you oh of course sir Knight what is your dying request regrettably I have failed in my mission but perhaps you can keep the torch yes give me the torch and I shall carry it to brighten up the darkness that is in this world in your honor um maybe tone down the role play a bit there Joseph oh I'm sorry I'm just trying to enjoy the setting of the world here Fai of the undead Thou shalt know what does that mean he's basically giving you your quest you have to go to lordran and find the bell of Awakening ring it and your destiny will be revealed an est's flask an undead favorite and he gave you your est's flask these are limited amount of heels that will refill every time you rest at a bonfire and looks like the key to get out too now I must farewell I would hate to harm you after death so go now and thank you and I will not forget you um um Mr what was your name again is this reverse dementia he never told you his name but in the game files He's listed as Oscar of aora and now Oscar is dead rest in peace um um oh man who was that I think I'm going to have a brain aneurysm ah holy [ __ ] that's a lot of monsters just remember what you've learned so far Joe h backstab [ __ ] I call that the Mike Pence special at least you're not like bush with Dick Cheney Friendly Fire is always on you know Dick Cheney and I had our differences but I'll give him credit for one thing he's got a great aim okay another fog wall here what's on the other side um there doesn't seem to be anything oh wait it's Donald from earlier I'm about to enjoy this oh what the [ __ ] okay Joe this time try jumping off then hitting the attack Button as you're falling okay let's give that a shot here boom Critical Strike [ __ ] more like a drone strike because it's death from above right Barry [ __ ] you Donald almost dead let's [ __ ] go death by ass pounding or what Obama calls Thursday night with Michelle Donald I'm going to find a crackhead to take a [ __ ] on your car oh wow what an absolutely gorgeous view it's times like this where you have to stop and appreciate the beauty in this game on that we can agree on Obama only oh man it seems to be a dead end it is stated that one day an undead shall be chosen oh no it's the angel of death here to take me away holy hell calm down there sleepy Joe it's just a servant of the Goddess Vela here to take you to Lorden to fulfill the prophecy of the an oh thank goodness I'm too young to go I am at a loss for words right now well luckily you don't need to talk right now congratulations Joe you completed the starting area and have unlocked the main game where your real Journey Begins oh G golly gosh I'm so excited I can't wait to see what wonders and trials face me here prepare for hardship pain and hopefully Victory Joe the real Dark Souls is about to begin AI President Barack Obama here thanks for tuning in everyone if you enjoyed watching the presidents navigate the treacherous world of Dark Souls don't forget to hit the like button subscribe for more entertaining content and ring the bell to stay updated share this video with anyone you know who needs a good laugh or is curious about seeing former presidents trying their hand at Dark Souls I hope this to be a first of a series of videos if the feedback shows people enjoy it your support means the world to me and until next time stay 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Channel: AI President Playthroughs

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Keywords: AI, Presidents, Gaming, Dark Souls, Playthroughs, Ai Presidents

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Length: 16min 11sec (971 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 14 2023